I shared this clip with my mom, and she busted up laughing. Apparently her grandpa had to be forced into getting a new suit for my mom's and dad's wedding. And it ended up being the only suit he owned. When he died 10 years later, they had him buried in it.
I don't know. My grandfather may have had a better one. He was going through the MAID (Medically Assisted in Dying) process and was cancelling magazine/paper subscriptions. He phoned one up, and no joke this was the conversation: "Hello, I'd like to cancel my subscription" "We're sorry to hear that, is there something you're not satisfied with?" "Nope, I'm just going away and I don't need it any more." "In that case we can keep it on hold until you come back." "I'm not coming back." "Well we can send it to wherever you're going if you'd like." "No, thanks, I'm going to the graveyard." ".....I'm sorry. What do you mean?" "I'm dying." "Oh no. I'm sorry to hear that." "No problem, I picked the date." **Click**
this reminds me of my grandma. She died just this year, thanks bill for reminding me of how funny she was and the relationship of her and grandpa. Thank you, Its been hard to accept and you are making it easier
Whatever Bill Engvall posts we are going to watch. We are in the middle of hurricane Dorian and I could use a dose of Bill Engvall one of the greatest comedians of all time!
I was raised in southern IL & this neck of the woods we have our own way of speakin'. I grew up listening to all kinds of stories & can definitely identify with his stories.
Great uncle Roy passed away. His daughter & great uncle Louie are talking to the funeral guy about caskets & naturally he’s trying to play on grief and sell them the highest priced casket. He’s giving a sales pitch about the wood, the hinges and how watertight the casket is. Great uncle Louie stopped him in his tracks when he asked “How often do you check it?”
Its astounding how much that sounds like my own mother. If I call her just to see how she's doing, I know that's at least an hour conversation about nothing of particular importance or relevance.
That was hilarious. I don't know if Bill reads these or not but if he does, you are one of THE best at what you do. I have & always will be a big fan of yours. Thank you for all the laughs though the years. Look forward to what the future hold. Have a blessed weekend. Give my best to your family. 😇💕 😄
Bill Engvall, you are ALWAYS a dose of pure, authentic FUNNY! Bless your heart for helping all of us laugh in times where laughter is often difficult to find! Thank you!
Bill, I stumbled upon this routine and it brought back great memories. My husband and I along with some six others went to see you in Houston's Arena Theater. It was in the late 80's or early 90's. We are not sure, but "Here's your sign" was popular and we all wore t-shirts with that on them. We were allowed to meet you backstage and you signed our shirts. We still think you are the best. I can send you the picture of all of us taken with you that night. If you want to get it, give me an email or test to send it to you. Love you Man!
When I'm talking to my grandmother on the phone when she says goodbye or that she's going to say goodbye she starts up another conversation two or three times till she decides to finly hang up. thanks for the laugh bill. God bless
Bill Engvall, My name is Jesse & I'm from a small town in Texas called Shiner and I know exactly where Georgetown is. I love the smaller places back home. Lived in Texas my whole life & I would always tell folk if ya go through the state, visit some of the smaller more personable places and I'm sure you'll come away with a smile and a better outlook on life. Bill, I appreciate your humor a bunch 'cause it puts a smile on My face. Thanks & Bless ya.
Being funny because of Grandma to me is a blessing cause my grandma was hilarious!!! i miss her everyday but i always think of the best times ever with her to get through everyday.
I'm such a big fan of yours! I think you're absolutely hilarious. It really brought back memories of my life from the past. Thank you for making us laugh as we are going through a lot!
Love country people. My daddy was an overall man. Mom finally took him to Atwood's and got him 3 pairs of overalls. She told him these he wore to church and town, he could wear the others rest of the time. LOL. He did have his favorites.
I'm a little late to this party, but just want to thank you for posting these. Didn't realize I'd been holding my breath so much this morning (stress response) until all this laughter loosened me up. Feeling much, much better now. Many thanks!
LOL! It's families like yours that add spice to life! Here in farm/ranch land, there was a large farming family by the last name Darr. Back when the highway patrol first got radar, the officer pulled over an old farmer and told him according to radar he was speeding. The old farmer said "I don't care what Sam Darr, John Darr, or Ray Darr, or any of those other Darr's said, I wasn't speeding, and they can all go to hell." The farmer put his truck in drive and drove off. The officer said he was laughing so much, he just let him go on. LOL Got to love old people!
'Least he had a sense of humor I like that ,some of these ol folks can be funnier than funny not knowing about modern technology/keeping up on the newest inventions etc 😂 they are inadvertently funny not that they mean to be 😂..!!
"Young man, we can't get it off him."
Now THAT is a legendary joke right there!! 😂😂😂
I shared this clip with my mom, and she busted up laughing. Apparently her grandpa had to be forced into getting a new suit for my mom's and dad's wedding. And it ended up being the only suit he owned. When he died 10 years later, they had him buried in it.
Gotta love grandma!!
You ain't lying
" This poor man can't catch a break dead."
I had to set my phone and my coffee down to laugh. Thank you for that!
This guy can tell dead grandparent jokes and still make it tasteful and funny.
"We can't get it off him". Best line ever.
😂🤣
Well you could. Gonna need an excavator though.
I don't know. My grandfather may have had a better one. He was going through the MAID (Medically Assisted in Dying) process and was cancelling magazine/paper subscriptions. He phoned one up, and no joke this was the conversation: "Hello, I'd like to cancel my subscription"
"We're sorry to hear that, is there something you're not satisfied with?"
"Nope, I'm just going away and I don't need it any more."
"In that case we can keep it on hold until you come back."
"I'm not coming back."
"Well we can send it to wherever you're going if you'd like."
"No, thanks, I'm going to the graveyard."
".....I'm sorry. What do you mean?"
"I'm dying."
"Oh no. I'm sorry to hear that."
"No problem, I picked the date."
**Click**
He wears it every day
@@kennethlee2278 I was going to say that! Still the truth.
"We can't get it off him". One of the best punchlines I have ever heard!
One of the greatest storytellers ever
I’d love to have Bill narrate my life
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Gotta love Grandma😂
"My family's crazy and that makes me funny." We must be related.
That makes me Bill's twice removed, second step-cousin's cousin then!😉😊🤗
Aren't all families crazy..
Pretty sure I am.
Exactly what I thought too 🤣
You,too?
One of comedy's best storytellers.
The world needs more crazy families like yours mr.engvall.
Come see my mom's side of the family. It's like I always say, it's a good thing we can laugh at each other, else we would be killing each other.
@@Tyrunner0097 My family is the same way.
My grandfather passed away 10 months ago. He and my grandma were married for 54 years until the day he passed. Thanks for the laughs!!
this reminds me of my grandma. She died just this year, thanks bill for reminding me of how funny she was and the relationship of her and grandpa. Thank you, Its been hard to accept and you are making it easier
Nothing beats clean and fun humor Bill and Jeff are the 2 big favorites👍😎
Good ole fashioned clean fun humor! Thank you Bill!
Life stories with self-deprecating humor are the best.
ALL of us can relate to some degree about "crazy family!" LOL!
My grandma was several twinkles short of a glitter too! Nice to know other families get it as well 😂😅!
Georgetown, TX is not little anymore.
Thank you Bill's Grandma.
Whatever Bill Engvall posts we are going to watch. We are in the middle of hurricane Dorian and I could use a dose of Bill Engvall one of the greatest comedians of all time!
Prayers from California. Hope it ends soon!
I'm so sorry that you're going through that HORRIFIC TRAGIC Weather I hope that your Family Friends and your close ones are ok
So I'm guessing your not in Freeport so if you wait 3-4 more days Dorian might drop in
Hope you guys are okay
Hope you guys stay happy and safe😃💖
I think EVERY family is crazy, they are just crazy in their own specific way 😂😂
Can we all agree that Bill is that one grandpa/uncle that you actually enjoy hanging out with?
Bill tells the best stories just love the guy he is The best
That was hilarious! More please.
I've been watching him for years and in my opinion he is the best
That grandma's level of awesomeness is one for the history books!
My grandpa died 2 weeks ago, my grandparents were married for 65 yrs. Thank you for the laugh.
Sorry to hear...
My condolences.......
God Bless them. Sorry for your loss.
Thank you :)
Beautiful thing to be together of 65yrs
These are the grandmas with the best stories!!
We all got them crazy relatives ☺
Bill Engvall is awesome
I was raised in southern IL & this neck of the woods we have our own way of speakin'. I grew up listening to all kinds of stories & can definitely identify with his stories.
Great uncle Roy passed away. His daughter & great uncle Louie are talking to the funeral guy about caskets & naturally he’s trying to play on grief and sell them the highest priced casket. He’s giving a sales pitch about the wood, the hinges and how watertight the casket is. Great uncle Louie stopped him in his tracks when he asked “How often do you check it?”
Here's Your Sign!!!
Lololol that ctacked me up! TY
Great story! No vulgar language and truly funny. You really know how to spin a story. Thanks for the laughs.
D Fuss, absolutely spot on! Love this comment!
0:34 "she just loved to talk. She'd talk to y'all, the mic stand, the stool, these walls" 💀🤣
Oh my that was so funny. I remember listening to him when I was a teenager & still listen to him to this day he's a very funny man
Watched this story over and over again!
Can't stop laughing 🤣
Accidentally found this guy on you tube; love love love him!!
Macy's is getting really creative with their ads!
Thank you for the laughs Mr. Engvall
His stories are hysterical....
bill engvall your the best 😂😂😂
Very very 😁 funny 😂 you make my day. 😃😃😃😂😂😂😁😁😁😁
"How's Ray enjoying his suit?"
I would've replied with "Oh young man, I'm sure he'll take it to the grave with him" or "he wears it every day."
Good one!
That's funny, love to YOU AND ALL the GRANPARENTS
Bill, the world needs a little more crazy like your family to give us a good laugh
Its astounding how much that sounds like my own mother. If I call her just to see how she's doing, I know that's at least an hour conversation about nothing of particular importance or relevance.
I've seen Bill Live a few years ago, he was fantastic. I grew up on his comedy. My all time favorite comedian.
So happy hes posting some of his bits now.
THANK YOU GRAMMA ENGVALL FOR GIVING US MOMMA/POPPA ENGVALL AND THANK THEM BOTH FOR GIVING US THIS GUY (WILLIAM/BILL) 😂..!!
He has the best stories. So funny
Best comedian EVER
I am totally hooked on his clean humor.😂
I’m laughing so hard.😂
I could listen to his stories all day!! All time fav!
That was hilarious. I don't know if Bill reads these or not but if he does, you are one of THE best at what you do. I have & always will be a big fan of yours. Thank you for all the laughs though the years. Look forward to what the future hold. Have a blessed weekend. Give my best to your family. 😇💕 😄
Bill Engvall, you are ALWAYS a dose of pure, authentic FUNNY! Bless your heart for helping all of us laugh in times where laughter is often difficult to find! Thank you!
So funny 🤣
Love it!!😂😂😂😂
I am a big fan of Bill he is so funny !
The funniest of all is that all he says is true!!!
He's so freaking funny!
Hey there Bill I can't wait for the meals on wheels story that one kills me.
Bill, I stumbled upon this routine and it brought back great memories. My husband and I along with some six others went to see you in Houston's Arena Theater. It was in the late 80's or early 90's. We are not sure, but "Here's your sign" was popular and we all wore t-shirts with that on them. We were allowed to meet you backstage and you signed our shirts. We still think you are the best. I can send you the picture of all of us taken with you that night. If you want to get it, give me an email or test to send it to you. Love you Man!
Always outstanding!!!!!!
These videos are all that’s keeping me from getting stir crazy
When I'm talking to my grandmother on the phone when she says goodbye or that she's going to say goodbye she starts up another conversation two or three times till she decides to finly hang up. thanks for the laugh bill. God bless
His grandma sounds lovely
God bless them! Too funny! 😂🙏🏼
This poor man cant catch a break dead. I cant stop laughing
Isn't every family a little on the crazy side? I love this part of Bill's stand up.
oh my goodness my grandma was like this and grandpa always had the newspaper such a great comedian
❤ Love you Bill from Colleyville Texas.💕🤠🙏
This is the type of humor I miss so much. And not one curse word in it.
Omgosh!!! I just love Bill
Bill Engvall, My name is Jesse & I'm from a small town in Texas called Shiner and I know exactly where Georgetown is. I love the smaller places back home. Lived in Texas my whole life & I would always tell folk if ya go through the state, visit some of the smaller more personable places and I'm sure you'll come away with a smile and a better outlook on life. Bill, I appreciate your humor a bunch 'cause it puts a smile on My face. Thanks & Bless ya.
Being funny because of Grandma to me is a blessing cause my grandma was hilarious!!! i miss her everyday but i always think of the best times ever with her to get through everyday.
This guy’s hilarious
My family is crazy so i am funny also my Grandaddy is why I am funny we must be related lol 😆
Funny clean and happy you cannot go wrong or strike out with that you keep going bro
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I'm such a big fan of yours! I think you're absolutely hilarious. It really brought back memories of my life from the past. Thank you for making us laugh as we are going through a lot!
I guess you could say he was “tickled to death” with that suit.
That was great!!!!😂
I have really been enjoying Bill’s comedy lately. 👍
Love country people. My daddy was an overall man. Mom finally took him to Atwood's and got him 3 pairs of overalls. She told him these he wore to church and town, he could wear the others rest of the time. LOL. He did have his favorites.
I'm a little late to this party, but just want to thank you for posting these. Didn't realize I'd been holding my breath so much this morning (stress response) until all this laughter loosened me up. Feeling much, much better now. Many thanks!
I love your stories...You make me laugh all the time..
LOL! It's families like yours that add spice to life! Here in farm/ranch land, there was a large farming family by the last name Darr. Back when the highway patrol first got radar, the officer pulled over an old farmer and told him according to radar he was speeding. The old farmer said "I don't care what Sam Darr, John Darr, or Ray Darr, or any of those other Darr's said, I wasn't speeding, and they can all go to hell." The farmer put his truck in drive and drove off. The officer said he was laughing so much, he just let him go on. LOL Got to love old people!
Missy B ha, I like that.
Well old is a relative term old as in how old 🤔..?? As in like 85 or so years old again with the :🤔..??
'Least he had a sense of humor I like that ,some of these ol folks can be funnier than funny not knowing about modern technology/keeping up on the newest inventions etc 😂 they are inadvertently funny not that they mean to be 😂..!!
@@65coupestang let's just say a farmer with senior citizen status 😊
@@missyb2366 what may I adk did you mean by a farmer with senior citizen status 🤔..??
Hilarious Man I love it
Damn he's lucky that both his grandfather and grandmother were still alive when he was in college
Absolutely. My wife had all 4 of hers until they all hit their 90s. I had one in college. And she lived 7 hours away.
I’d have settled for high school.
@@penniewyatt9391 me too. I didn’t know either of my grandfathers. They had so much to teach all of us.
I had 5 grandpas. All but one was dead before I was 5. Grandpa Bad Wolf died in the 80's.
GS Bill Engvall 😂😂😂
I loved bait shop movie I thought it was very well done Bill's a legend
That's awesome! I laughed so hard.
Yeah I wish I had a crazy family like that.
Man, I can hear this in my grandmas voice!😂😂😂
God bless our grandparents.
Great story as always!
Priceless
That's not crazy. It's just being from the South😂😂😂😂😂
myname hascake facts 😂
Damn, and here I thought I was speshill.
(Edit: This was a joke, if you couldn't tell)
@Sentient Zealot XIII sure, you bring the would... I get burned by my own jokes!
Amen
@Sentient Zealot XIII 😆😆
He's so funny awesome
Love you Bill
OMG I'm laughing so Hard!!!
I had a cousin who read the daily obituaries just to make sure she was still alive, crazy love
Grandparents...God bless them!