I'm only 37 and got married and 35. Everybody on both sides of the family were like "you are wearing a suit." Little did they know we already had gotten married at the courthouse 2 months earlier lol. As for the talking too much thing...don't tell me I am too shy and need to talk more when I am younger and then complain that I won't shut up now. We can be at the table for Thanksgiving dinner(which I cook with my wife) and I can have my Mom spitting her drink out laughing and my Mother-in-law asking if I ever shut up.
I shared this clip with my mom, and she busted up laughing. Apparently her grandpa had to be forced into getting a new suit for my mom's and dad's wedding. And it ended up being the only suit he owned. When he died 10 years later, they had him buried in it.
I don't know. My grandfather may have had a better one. He was going through the MAID (Medically Assisted in Dying) process and was cancelling magazine/paper subscriptions. He phoned one up, and no joke this was the conversation: "Hello, I'd like to cancel my subscription" "We're sorry to hear that, is there something you're not satisfied with?" "Nope, I'm just going away and I don't need it any more." "In that case we can keep it on hold until you come back." "I'm not coming back." "Well we can send it to wherever you're going if you'd like." "No, thanks, I'm going to the graveyard." ".....I'm sorry. What do you mean?" "I'm dying." "Oh no. I'm sorry to hear that." "No problem, I picked the date." **Click**
Whatever Bill Engvall posts we are going to watch. We are in the middle of hurricane Dorian and I could use a dose of Bill Engvall one of the greatest comedians of all time!
this reminds me of my grandma. She died just this year, thanks bill for reminding me of how funny she was and the relationship of her and grandpa. Thank you, Its been hard to accept and you are making it easier
That was hilarious. I don't know if Bill reads these or not but if he does, you are one of THE best at what you do. I have & always will be a big fan of yours. Thank you for all the laughs though the years. Look forward to what the future hold. Have a blessed weekend. Give my best to your family. 😇💕 😄
LOL! It's families like yours that add spice to life! Here in farm/ranch land, there was a large farming family by the last name Darr. Back when the highway patrol first got radar, the officer pulled over an old farmer and told him according to radar he was speeding. The old farmer said "I don't care what Sam Darr, John Darr, or Ray Darr, or any of those other Darr's said, I wasn't speeding, and they can all go to hell." The farmer put his truck in drive and drove off. The officer said he was laughing so much, he just let him go on. LOL Got to love old people!
'Least he had a sense of humor I like that ,some of these ol folks can be funnier than funny not knowing about modern technology/keeping up on the newest inventions etc 😂 they are inadvertently funny not that they mean to be 😂..!!
When I'm talking to my grandmother on the phone when she says goodbye or that she's going to say goodbye she starts up another conversation two or three times till she decides to finly hang up. thanks for the laugh bill. God bless
Great uncle Roy passed away. His daughter & great uncle Louie are talking to the funeral guy about caskets & naturally he’s trying to play on grief and sell them the highest priced casket. He’s giving a sales pitch about the wood, the hinges and how watertight the casket is. Great uncle Louie stopped him in his tracks when he asked “How often do you check it?”
Love country people. My daddy was an overall man. Mom finally took him to Atwood's and got him 3 pairs of overalls. She told him these he wore to church and town, he could wear the others rest of the time. LOL. He did have his favorites.
Hey bill I was the first one to view this video. saw your first show here’s your sign a year ago, I love you your videos and hope you post more videos soon!!
Bill Engvall, you are ALWAYS a dose of pure, authentic FUNNY! Bless your heart for helping all of us laugh in times where laughter is often difficult to find! Thank you!
I’ll never forget when my 3 year old daughter saw a large woman in Kohl’s years ago and she immediately looked at me and yelled “mama why is that woman so fat”. I was MORTIFIED!!
@@myid9876543 mixed well yes volume raised a little bit no, but would be better. As it play much lower then many other videos, as I can hear most videos fine on UA-cam. But this one was on max volume at night outside in the back yard an still had issue with the person right next to me able to hear it also.
I'm such a big fan of yours! I think you're absolutely hilarious. It really brought back memories of my life from the past. Thank you for making us laugh as we are going through a lot!
With all this craziness involved with the pandemic, the tension between people in this country, the falsehoods being spread, the number of heads in the sand, and the President and Government egging us on, I am glad we can still find a set of people bringing humor into our lives. "I say thank thee and say we are well met."
I was raised in southern IL & this neck of the woods we have our own way of speakin'. I grew up listening to all kinds of stories & can definitely identify with his stories.
Its astounding how much that sounds like my own mother. If I call her just to see how she's doing, I know that's at least an hour conversation about nothing of particular importance or relevance.
Grew up watching this man and I don’t regret it for a second xD I remember seven year old me looking at my mother and asking, “What’s he mean by, “You don’t wanna look over at Grandpa and see anything that looks like a baby bird?”To which my dad lost it xD
I worked at a State Hospital in Texas. So, I heard a co worker ask him were are you from. The client said Earth. The co worker asked again no were are you from? The client said again Earth. So the nurse came around and said he is from EarthTexas.
Being funny because of Grandma to me is a blessing cause my grandma was hilarious!!! i miss her everyday but i always think of the best times ever with her to get through everyday.
Bill, I stumbled upon this routine and it brought back great memories. My husband and I along with some six others went to see you in Houston's Arena Theater. It was in the late 80's or early 90's. We are not sure, but "Here's your sign" was popular and we all wore t-shirts with that on them. We were allowed to meet you backstage and you signed our shirts. We still think you are the best. I can send you the picture of all of us taken with you that night. If you want to get it, give me an email or test to send it to you. Love you Man!
Don't know either Grandma,but my maternal grandfather is hilarious.hes from Ireland, and has zero chill and filter? what's that? Imagine boom hauer from king of the hill,ozzy Osborne,and Steve Irwin,mixed,with a heavy Irish accent. That's grandpa
Regarding the suit story. Mom had pass first, but then my daddy died a year or so later. It was up to me to choose his clothes. I put daddy in a suit because mom would haunt me forever but I had his overalls folded nicely on his chest for him. I even has them put one of his half gallon bottles of Jim Beam between his legs. Satisfied everyone.
My Great Grandmother was giving my Uncle's clothes to a boy in the neighborhood, Who Wore a lot worse. One day his father showed up screaming he wanted to talk to Florence. She was about 5 ft tall and when she married great grandpa, he could put his hands around her waist. She came to the door, he Yelled something about 'NOT taking Charity'. Not missing a Beat, she yelled back 'we'll talk when you come back SOBER!'
I had an aunt like that. She loved to tell stories about other people, (gossip), but it took her forever to get it out. We used to laugh ourselves silly because she was such a ding a ling, but she had fun!
One of the greatest storytellers ever
I’d love to have Bill narrate my life
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"We can't get it off him". One of the best punchlines I have ever heard!
"How's Ray enjoying his suit?"
I would've replied with "Oh young man, I'm sure he'll take it to the grave with him" or "he wears it every day."
Good one!
Great story! No vulgar language and truly funny. You really know how to spin a story. Thanks for the laughs.
D Fuss, absolutely spot on! Love this comment!
Bill tells the best stories just love the guy he is The best
"My family's crazy and that makes me funny." We must be related.
That makes me Bill's twice removed, second step-cousin's cousin then!😉😊🤗
Aren't all families crazy..
Pretty sure I am.
Exactly what I thought too 🤣
You,too?
These are the grandmas with the best stories!!
Very very 😁 funny 😂 you make my day. 😃😃😃😂😂😂😁😁😁😁
God bless them! Too funny! 😂🙏🏼
I feel so sorry for Bill that he lost his granddad, but that was funny as heck!
I'm only 37 and got married and 35. Everybody on both sides of the family were like "you are wearing a suit." Little did they know we already had gotten married at the courthouse 2 months earlier lol. As for the talking too much thing...don't tell me I am too shy and need to talk more when I am younger and then complain that I won't shut up now. We can be at the table for Thanksgiving dinner(which I cook with my wife) and I can have my Mom spitting her drink out laughing and my Mother-in-law asking if I ever shut up.
My family is crazy I wish it made me funny
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍
0:45 Shoutout from Killeen, TX, about 50 miles northeast of Georgetown
From Killeen myself ♥️😆😊
@@bonitaohyea9258 What's good.
@@bonitaohyea9258 Do you like BBQ?
@@demetribrant5845 love bbq.
Are you mil brat, mil or spouse of mil....or retired?
So cute 💕😄
This is FUNNY!
I knew a family in North Carolina like the Engvalls.
Tim Danby there’s a family like that on every block in Tennessee
@@Thedude-gc5vu I guess that's why Southern humor is so good.
😂😂😂
To funny
1:51.
"Young man, we can't get it off him."
Now THAT is a legendary joke right there!! 😂😂😂
I shared this clip with my mom, and she busted up laughing. Apparently her grandpa had to be forced into getting a new suit for my mom's and dad's wedding. And it ended up being the only suit he owned. When he died 10 years later, they had him buried in it.
Gotta love grandma!!
You ain't lying
" This poor man can't catch a break dead."
I had to set my phone and my coffee down to laugh. Thank you for that!
This guy can tell dead grandparent jokes and still make it tasteful and funny.
"We can't get it off him". Best line ever.
😂🤣
Well you could. Gonna need an excavator though.
I don't know. My grandfather may have had a better one. He was going through the MAID (Medically Assisted in Dying) process and was cancelling magazine/paper subscriptions. He phoned one up, and no joke this was the conversation: "Hello, I'd like to cancel my subscription"
"We're sorry to hear that, is there something you're not satisfied with?"
"Nope, I'm just going away and I don't need it any more."
"In that case we can keep it on hold until you come back."
"I'm not coming back."
"Well we can send it to wherever you're going if you'd like."
"No, thanks, I'm going to the graveyard."
".....I'm sorry. What do you mean?"
"I'm dying."
"Oh no. I'm sorry to hear that."
"No problem, I picked the date."
**Click**
He wears it every day
@@kennethlee2278 I was going to say that! Still the truth.
My grandfather passed away 10 months ago. He and my grandma were married for 54 years until the day he passed. Thanks for the laughs!!
The world needs more crazy families like yours mr.engvall.
Come see my mom's side of the family. It's like I always say, it's a good thing we can laugh at each other, else we would be killing each other.
@@Tyrunner0097 My family is the same way.
My grandpa died 2 weeks ago, my grandparents were married for 65 yrs. Thank you for the laugh.
Sorry to hear...
My condolences.......
God Bless them. Sorry for your loss.
Thank you :)
Beautiful thing to be together of 65yrs
Damn he's lucky that both his grandfather and grandmother were still alive when he was in college
Absolutely. My wife had all 4 of hers until they all hit their 90s. I had one in college. And she lived 7 hours away.
I’d have settled for high school.
@@penniewyatt9391 me too. I didn’t know either of my grandfathers. They had so much to teach all of us.
I had 5 grandpas. All but one was dead before I was 5. Grandpa Bad Wolf died in the 80's.
Good ole fashioned clean fun humor! Thank you Bill!
One of comedy's best storytellers.
That's not crazy. It's just being from the South😂😂😂😂😂
myname hascake facts 😂
Damn, and here I thought I was speshill.
(Edit: This was a joke, if you couldn't tell)
@Sentient Zealot XIII sure, you bring the would... I get burned by my own jokes!
Amen
@Sentient Zealot XIII 😆😆
Nothing beats clean and fun humor Bill and Jeff are the 2 big favorites👍😎
ALL of us can relate to some degree about "crazy family!" LOL!
Whatever Bill Engvall posts we are going to watch. We are in the middle of hurricane Dorian and I could use a dose of Bill Engvall one of the greatest comedians of all time!
Prayers from California. Hope it ends soon!
I'm so sorry that you're going through that HORRIFIC TRAGIC Weather I hope that your Family Friends and your close ones are ok
So I'm guessing your not in Freeport so if you wait 3-4 more days Dorian might drop in
Hope you guys are okay
Hope you guys stay happy and safe😃💖
THANK YOU GRAMMA ENGVALL FOR GIVING US MOMMA/POPPA ENGVALL AND THANK THEM BOTH FOR GIVING US THIS GUY (WILLIAM/BILL) 😂..!!
Can we all agree that Bill is that one grandpa/uncle that you actually enjoy hanging out with?
That was hilarious! More please.
this reminds me of my grandma. She died just this year, thanks bill for reminding me of how funny she was and the relationship of her and grandpa. Thank you, Its been hard to accept and you are making it easier
Georgetown, TX is not little anymore.
Thank you Bill's Grandma.
Oh my god, do you have a camera in my family's house???
That was hilarious. I don't know if Bill reads these or not but if he does, you are one of THE best at what you do. I have & always will be a big fan of yours. Thank you for all the laughs though the years. Look forward to what the future hold. Have a blessed weekend. Give my best to your family. 😇💕 😄
Hey there Bill I can't wait for the meals on wheels story that one kills me.
Oh my that was so funny. I remember listening to him when I was a teenager & still listen to him to this day he's a very funny man
LOL! It's families like yours that add spice to life! Here in farm/ranch land, there was a large farming family by the last name Darr. Back when the highway patrol first got radar, the officer pulled over an old farmer and told him according to radar he was speeding. The old farmer said "I don't care what Sam Darr, John Darr, or Ray Darr, or any of those other Darr's said, I wasn't speeding, and they can all go to hell." The farmer put his truck in drive and drove off. The officer said he was laughing so much, he just let him go on. LOL Got to love old people!
Missy B ha, I like that.
Well old is a relative term old as in how old 🤔..?? As in like 85 or so years old again with the :🤔..??
'Least he had a sense of humor I like that ,some of these ol folks can be funnier than funny not knowing about modern technology/keeping up on the newest inventions etc 😂 they are inadvertently funny not that they mean to be 😂..!!
@@65coupestang let's just say a farmer with senior citizen status 😊
@@missyb2366 what may I adk did you mean by a farmer with senior citizen status 🤔..??
When I'm talking to my grandmother on the phone when she says goodbye or that she's going to say goodbye she starts up another conversation two or three times till she decides to finly hang up. thanks for the laugh bill. God bless
Bill, the world needs a little more crazy like your family to give us a good laugh
Great uncle Roy passed away. His daughter & great uncle Louie are talking to the funeral guy about caskets & naturally he’s trying to play on grief and sell them the highest priced casket. He’s giving a sales pitch about the wood, the hinges and how watertight the casket is. Great uncle Louie stopped him in his tracks when he asked “How often do you check it?”
Here's Your Sign!!!
Lololol that ctacked me up! TY
We all got them crazy relatives ☺
Macy's is getting really creative with their ads!
Thank you for the laughs Mr. Engvall
That's funny, love to YOU AND ALL the GRANPARENTS
The best comedians are the ones that uses their own life for comedy :D
I've noticed that the best comedians are the ones who say something you can relate to. That's why George Carlin is my favorite.
Accidentally found this guy on you tube; love love love him!!
I guess you could say he was “tickled to death” with that suit.
Love country people. My daddy was an overall man. Mom finally took him to Atwood's and got him 3 pairs of overalls. She told him these he wore to church and town, he could wear the others rest of the time. LOL. He did have his favorites.
His grandma sounds lovely
Hey bill I was the first one to view this video. saw your first show here’s your sign a year ago, I love you your videos and hope you post more videos soon!!
So happy hes posting some of his bits now.
My father law reminds me of my grandfather was quiet like his grandfather
I've been watching him for years and in my opinion he is the best
Yeah I wish I had a crazy family like that.
Bill Engvall, you are ALWAYS a dose of pure, authentic FUNNY! Bless your heart for helping all of us laugh in times where laughter is often difficult to find! Thank you!
My reply to Mr Macy....
"He wears it everyday."
I had a cousin who read the daily obituaries just to make sure she was still alive, crazy love
These videos are all that’s keeping me from getting stir crazy
I’ll never forget when my 3 year old daughter saw a large woman in Kohl’s years ago and she immediately looked at me and yelled “mama why is that woman so fat”. I was MORTIFIED!!
Love it!!😂😂😂😂
That grandma's level of awesomeness is one for the history books!
I think you've gotten better as you've gotten older.. :)
I feel like you should write a book
And even though I hate reading
I’ll read it hundreds of times
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Could I suggest just one thing?
Maybe adjust audio up a little bit.
Love the channel
Homeless Hondas I feel like it's well mixed
@@myid9876543 mixed well yes volume raised a little bit no, but would be better. As it play much lower then many other videos, as I can hear most videos fine on UA-cam. But this one was on max volume at night outside in the back yard an still had issue with the person right next to me able to hear it also.
I am a big fan of Bill he is so funny !
I’d be a millionaire if I wrote a book on all the crazy shit my grandma says 😂
I'm such a big fan of yours! I think you're absolutely hilarious. It really brought back memories of my life from the past. Thank you for making us laugh as we are going through a lot!
Watched this story over and over again!
Can't stop laughing 🤣
I live in Georgetown, Matthew McConaugheys mom lives here as well
I've seen Bill Live a few years ago, he was fantastic. I grew up on his comedy. My all time favorite comedian.
He's so freaking funny!
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Your grandpa reminds me of mine he never liked suits
With all this craziness involved with the pandemic, the tension between people in this country, the falsehoods being spread, the number of heads in the sand, and the President and Government egging us on, I am glad we can still find a set of people bringing humor into our lives. "I say thank thee and say we are well met."
I was raised in southern IL & this neck of the woods we have our own way of speakin'. I grew up listening to all kinds of stories & can definitely identify with his stories.
Its astounding how much that sounds like my own mother. If I call her just to see how she's doing, I know that's at least an hour conversation about nothing of particular importance or relevance.
Bill Engvall is awesome
This guy’s hilarious
I’m laughing so hard.😂
Grew up watching this man and I don’t regret it for a second xD I remember seven year old me looking at my mother and asking, “What’s he mean by, “You don’t wanna look over at Grandpa and see anything that looks like a baby bird?”To which my dad lost it xD
I could listen to his stories all day!! All time fav!
0:34 "she just loved to talk. She'd talk to y'all, the mic stand, the stool, these walls" 💀🤣
I worked at a State Hospital in Texas. So, I heard a co worker ask him were are you from. The client said Earth. The co worker asked again no were are you from? The client said again Earth. So the nurse came around and said he is from EarthTexas.
Best comedian EVER
I am totally hooked on his clean humor.😂
oh my goodness my grandma was like this and grandpa always had the newspaper such a great comedian
Being funny because of Grandma to me is a blessing cause my grandma was hilarious!!! i miss her everyday but i always think of the best times ever with her to get through everyday.
Bill, I stumbled upon this routine and it brought back great memories. My husband and I along with some six others went to see you in Houston's Arena Theater. It was in the late 80's or early 90's. We are not sure, but "Here's your sign" was popular and we all wore t-shirts with that on them. We were allowed to meet you backstage and you signed our shirts. We still think you are the best. I can send you the picture of all of us taken with you that night. If you want to get it, give me an email or test to send it to you. Love you Man!
Spitting image of my grandparents.
Don't know either Grandma,but my maternal grandfather is hilarious.hes from Ireland, and has zero chill and filter? what's that?
Imagine boom hauer from king of the hill,ozzy Osborne,and Steve Irwin,mixed,with a heavy Irish accent.
That's grandpa
Regarding the suit story. Mom had pass first, but then my daddy died a year or so later. It was up to me to choose his clothes. I put daddy in a suit because mom would haunt me forever but I had his overalls folded nicely on his chest for him. I even has them put one of his half gallon bottles of Jim Beam between his legs. Satisfied everyone.
My grandma was several twinkles short of a glitter too! Nice to know other families get it as well 😂😅!
This poor man cant catch a break dead. I cant stop laughing
My Great Grandmother was giving my Uncle's clothes to a boy in the neighborhood, Who Wore a lot worse. One day his father showed up screaming he wanted to talk to Florence. She was about 5 ft tall and when she married great grandpa, he could put his hands around her waist. She came to the door, he Yelled something about 'NOT taking Charity'. Not missing a Beat, she yelled back 'we'll talk when you come back SOBER!'
I had an aunt like that. She loved to tell stories about other people, (gossip), but it took her forever to get it out. We used to laugh ourselves silly because she was such a ding a ling, but she had fun!