I’m currently recovering from getting a brain shunt implant done and I have been going through sharp abdominal pains watching this but I really feel connected with what Bill went through.
Went through tongue cancer for the second time in seven years hope you’re getting better. It’s been a journey but I’m still here. Laughter helps tremendously.❤
My nephew had tongue cancer. His turned out good. I'm sorry you have to go thru it all. Keep Gid with and you will be alright. Plus, laughter is the best medicine they say. I agree. It's made my day.
@@ImperialCoffee769 That’s why they have those poles in hospital and nursing home bathrooms in case you fall out of the shower 🧼 or off of the toilet 🚽.
Some of the best stories I’ve ever heard were from elementary school teachers and nurses - both have some of the most hysterical, awkward sounding moments to share 😂
@@chriscross2001 Oh no, I can only imagine your pain...but if it helps, at least she isn't suffering and if you're religious then you may have comfort knowing she is cared for and is watching over your family 💜
@@roserenee9805 We are Christian - Amy was an awesome person. 16 years old and full of love and kindness - she never said a bad thing to anyone or of anything. She was so sweet. She's in heaven and she's healed now. She ran and played before the disease hit her - she's running and playing again. Her story is on Amazon - Something's the Matter With Amy free to download on the amazon kindle app. She had a disease so rare that it's almost never seen in children. Thanks for letting me tell you about her. Yes, she's in heaven but still, I want her back. I miss her so much. She was my best friend and my child - she was just a child.
I've been a fan for years and yes I love the fact you don't have to use volgar laguage to make us laugh. Keep up the good laugh for many more years for us. Thanks Bill.
Watching his two videos on total knee replacement helped me laugh when i was scared of my pending knee surgery.and gave me some insight on what to expect.
By far one of my favorite and one of the best family-friendly comedians I've ever watched. Grew up listening to his cassettes and watching his specials with my dad along with the rest of the Blue Collar team. Very funny and very entertaining.
I just found Bill’s channel a couple of weeks ago. I can only watch a few each night because I’m worried about getting dehydrated from crying. He is a perfect example of how a comedian can be beyond funny without any profanity! I wish today’s comics could learn that lesson.
I saw Bill in 2002 and I won tickets to the show with a meet and greet. I have the pictures in a photo box. It was at the Arlene shitz in Portland Oregon. I laughed so hard. It had been years since I've laughed, but I laughed that night and I've been laughing ever sense. Thanks Bill.
I love watching him in person a year are so ago at the local casino with my mom. We sat in the front row and loved every minute of it. He spoke about his trip to Africa with his wife . It was so hilarious.
I have been a huge fan for over 20 years and no matter how crappy my day is, watching Bill will make coffee come through my nose & I’ll laugh so hard to the point I literally can’t breathe. 👍🏼
Bill Engval is hands down one of the funniest guys I've ever heard. Life happens and he does a phenomenal job of making a show out if it. I would love to see Mr. Engval live sometime if I could ever afford to buy a ticket. Anyhow .. God bless and good day...
Your material is GREAT Bill, not doing to well in these times and I honestly have to say, thank you for making me smile, and then laugh. Thank you, God knows I needed it 🤕👍
I nearly Peed myself laughing so much. You and the other three yahoos are just a great comedic tour but even by yourself it’s just amazing How you made me laugh. God bless and thank you for the Goodwill.
I like to keep these Bill Engval videos for days when things are tough, then I can laugh my fool head off and it puts me in a better mood. Thanks for the laughs.
I saw the whole thing. It's a reference to when he had a stint and the nurse was trying to get him to calm down while pulling the stunt from his urethra.
I can’t stop laughing I’m a nurse and all you said it’s true I have to stay outside the bathroom to make sure pts doesn’t fall at least you were lucky you didn’t have to take lactose lol that will make you poop I love the way you talk about the walker lol your absolutely amazing glad you’re ok
I was put on hydrocodone after major surgery and couldn't go for over 2 weeks, when I was in rehab!!! The angels sang when I was able to drink prune juice and go!!!!!
I know the feeling of living in a hospital. I had a brain tumor removed in Dec 2018. Spent 2 months in a coma (Dec 2018 to Feb 2019), had a stroke in January 2019, 3 months in a rehab center (Feb 2019 to May 2019), 2 months in a senior center (May 2019 to July 2019) and 2 months with home therapy (July 2019 to Sep 2019). I also had a nurse that made me feel better. She was philipino. I have the best opinion about the philipino community. Thank you for your service.
He's not kidding. I was on Percodan (with asprin instead of acetaminophen) for four years for severe back pain. I didn't take a crap from 2009 to 2011. No shit, literally.
Lawrence, that is physically impossible. A little EXAGGERATION going on. You would be dead if that actually happened. My pet-peeve,........thieves and people who EXAGGERATED.
See? That high school latin class paid off after all lol I SO needed these explosive maybe with a little accidental urination laughs today. Thanks as always!
Hospital bathrooms have pull cords so that patients can let the nurse's know that either they're done or that they need help. Christy was being extra cautious!
No Christy was following hospital policy. So many people think they are fine in the bathroom than 2 seconds after the nurse walks out they fall off the toilet. Happens all the time so for pt safety the nurse stays close enough to keep people from slipping off the crapper...
I am laughing so hard because as a Nurse Aide, I've have to help countless patients to the restroom and ask those questions 😂 sorry. I didn't have to stay in the bathrooms though, just made sure cheeks were on the seat then I'd stand outside the door
Getting old is a trip. In my 20's I'd sit and push a loaf out in 15 seconds or less. Now I'm 50 I now know why there are magazine racks in the bathroom. I can literally miss and episode of cheers dropping my friends off at the lake.
This was so like my experience with my double knee replacements! I thoroughly enjoyed it! And p.s.....Physical Therapy didn't just bring tears to my eyes...I was sobbing. 😭😭
I took time off work to care for a friend who had both knees replaced, not at the same time though. A physical therapist came to his house 3 times a week for a couple of months to make him bend his knees and he would scream like a little girl.
"Drop some friends at the lake" My boss would say "Gotta drop the kids off in the pool" I looked at his assistant and said "Can't his kids drive themselves?" he laughed
I can relate. I was 2 months in a coma after a brain surgery. I had to spend time in 3 rehab centers around 4 months. I was on that same situation. I was in a walker and had to be cleaned and showered. So humiliating. I was surprised I was laughing 😂 after I went through the same story. I was constipated severely. 1:20 It took 2 laxatives and 5 days to be able to go poo. But at least the rehab centers treated me great and even gave me vegetarian food (because I have been vegetarian since 1994). And I am only 44 and I still use a walker and its November 2020☹
Just love your comedy. Saw you once at Tulalip casino in Washington state. I’ve been kind of depressed lately and when I watched your skids it really brightens my day thanks
Found Bill randomly back in 2004.... I found an audio-clip somewhere online and I lived in Germany still at the time. In Germany no one knew who he was. Then I had to go on ebay, to buy myself a Bill Engvall DVD so that I can see the whole face to the act. I was always in tears crying laughing. The first bit I heard by Bill was the one when he talks about snakes.....and after that I knew he would be my fav comedian
She probably worked up a lot of courage to say "woah."
What's the joke?
"And she stands there."
It's not a circus without an audience.
😂😂😂😂❤
Life stories with self-deprecating humor are the best.
Bill Engvall is the best storyteller EVER !!! 😂
Of all time.
Bill I'm healing up from tougne cancer. So I sit home and watch your videos over and over. Makes me feel better. Thanks for helping me. Big fan!
I’m currently recovering from getting a brain shunt implant done and I have been going through sharp abdominal pains watching this but I really feel connected with what Bill went through.
Went through tongue cancer for the second time in seven years hope you’re getting better. It’s been a journey but I’m still here. Laughter helps tremendously.❤
Humour is great for recovery! Wrote a paper on it in University
I pray fast and total healing of your tongue cancer in YAHUSHA’S!
AlleluYAH !
AlleluYAHUAH !
AlleluYAHUSHA !
Hebrews 4;16
Psalms chapter 3
Shalom🕊️
My nephew had tongue cancer. His turned out good. I'm sorry you have to go thru it all. Keep Gid with and you will be alright. Plus, laughter is the best medicine they say. I agree. It's made my day.
“Well boys, I hurt mine doing the Cha Cha”…made me laugh my arse off!! Hilariously brilliant! 😂😂😂
I’d have loved to have seen their faces 😂
Bill understands that life is funny. He reminds us all to remember that.
He needs to be on TV again, with another show. He's soooo good. Who doesn't live Bill
I don't live Bill.
Maybe love. Fat thumbs?
nah; he's retired now. He earned it.
He's retired from stand-up 😭
😮❤❤❤❤
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. So funny!!!!
I Love Bill. He is so funny. No cuss words, no dirty stories
When I had a surgery scheduled, I ate only prunes up until the time I had to stop eating. It worked, I didn’t get clogged up.
Bill's jokes is the types of humor that is doesn't need to have cuss words in it to make it funny
Most definitely! We need more like him!
@@jasoncoultas1940 I agree
Try watching drybar comedy. All clean jokes.
@@chrisautrey5051 I been listening to that for awhile, it has some great people on there
@@ImperialCoffee769
That’s why they have those poles in hospital and nursing home bathrooms in case you fall out of the shower 🧼 or off of the toilet 🚽.
I love it! As a caregiver, I couldn't stop laughing!
Be sure to share this with colleagues!
Some of the best stories I’ve ever heard were from elementary school teachers and nurses - both have some of the most hysterical, awkward sounding moments to share 😂
I love you. The only thing that can make us smile since we lost our little girl is Bill. Thank you for being funny
I'm so sorry for your loss. Thoughts and prayers 💜
@@roserenee9805 Thank you - she was our only
@@chriscross2001 Oh no, I can only imagine your pain...but if it helps, at least she isn't suffering and if you're religious then you may have comfort knowing she is cared for and is watching over your family 💜
@@roserenee9805 We are Christian - Amy was an awesome person. 16 years old and full of love and kindness - she never said a bad thing to anyone or of anything. She was so sweet. She's in heaven and she's healed now. She ran and played before the disease hit her - she's running and playing again. Her story is on Amazon - Something's the Matter With Amy free to download on the amazon kindle app. She had a disease so rare that it's almost never seen in children. Thanks for letting me tell you about her. Yes, she's in heaven but still, I want her back. I miss her so much. She was my best friend and my child - she was just a child.
Having a kid like my Dixie & Jim just sucks !!! You don’t get used to it you just live.
I wish I could do something, but there is nothing
He is so good. I love seeing a clean comedian.
Wrong bit to use the word clean
If you love clean comedy I recommend Dry Bar (Jeff Allen and Dennis Gaxiola).
Definitely not a clean bit. He is talking about drug use too.
He's LITERALLY talking shit.
@@sk8wiz32 The 'clean' is in reference to the lack of profanity.
Gotta love Bill, because he keeps his routine (tries) to keep it clean.
“Good brand; smooth ride”. That punchline had me dying.
😂😂😂😂I am a RN and way to go Christy!! So many of us do not have that humor and are still amazing at our calling in life!!!!!
Bill Engvall will always be #1 in my book! His jokes are just the relief I need after a tough day.
Bill Engval is a true talent. Funniest comedian I’ve listened to. Stomach usually hurts from laughing so hard.
Omg! It’s official after a bad day I need to watch him for 10 mins. I’m dying like tears are streaming from my eyes.
your the best comedian of all time Bill!
Memories....my knee surgery, and physical therspy...😣...loved my pain med..BEFORE physical therapy!!.. Bill brings back so many memories...
Bill is very funny. He doesn't use nasty language. I rather heard his stories. You don't need use bad language in every sentence.
I fucking do!
It's a personal choice, Pam. Do try to remember that.
I've been a fan for years and yes I love the fact you don't have to use volgar laguage to make us laugh. Keep up the good laugh for many more years for us. Thanks Bill.
IDK why it took me so long to binge watch these. I feel sooo much better.
Watching his two videos on total knee replacement helped me laugh when i was scared of my pending knee surgery.and gave me some insight on what to expect.
By far one of my favorite and one of the best family-friendly comedians I've ever watched. Grew up listening to his cassettes and watching his specials with my dad along with the rest of the Blue Collar team. Very funny and very entertaining.
Got to see him live in Helena this year, absolutely awesome show. I went from spare tire to six pack abs from laughing so hard.
I am so using the phrase “I need to drop some friends off at the lake” from now on
🤣😂
I use one similar to "the turtle is coming out the lake" instead the turtle is popping out of its shell learned that one from my uncle growing up lol
We always said "Drop the kids off at the pool."
PayinAttention Cosby kids
Stock the lake with brown trout. Take the browns 2 the super bowl
My favourite Comedian ever!
I miss my daddy so friggin much...I'm watching these laughing so much but have that little hole in my heart wishing he was still here.
I just found Bill’s channel a couple of weeks ago. I can only watch a few each night because I’m worried about getting dehydrated from crying.
He is a perfect example of how a comedian can be beyond funny without any profanity! I wish today’s comics could learn that lesson.
I saw Bill in 2002 and I won tickets to the show with a meet and greet. I have the pictures in a photo box. It was at the Arlene shitz in Portland Oregon. I laughed so hard. It had been years since I've laughed, but I laughed that night and I've been laughing ever sense. Thanks Bill.
I saw him live and laughed my ass off at him! Lordy he was hilarious!
I love watching him in person a year are so ago at the local casino with my mom. We sat in the front row and loved every minute of it. He spoke about his trip to Africa with his wife . It was so hilarious.
Just got out of rehab for colon surgery. Every word he says here is true.
Your comment is three years old. I’m watching this as I am psyching myself up for colon surgery in two days. Laughter is definitely the best medicine!
Bill is a awesome comedian l loved the stories he tells I just love the guy he will. Always be close to my heart
I have been a huge fan for over 20 years and no matter how crappy my day is, watching Bill will make coffee come through my nose & I’ll laugh so hard to the point I literally can’t breathe. 👍🏼
I first saw Bill on Star Search in 1984. Since then, I have yet to see a bad set.
That *was* a pretty...*crap*py day...
LasVegas Linda me too. He really is the most genuinely funny, family friendly comedian ive ever seen. He really is the best
Same. I am currently disabled due to a brain tumor removal and this applies to me exactly (unfortunately), but I still love to see him.
Same. I am currently disabled due to a brain tumor removal and this applies to me exactly (unfortunately), but I still love to see him.
Bill Engval is hands down one of the funniest guys I've ever heard. Life happens and he does a phenomenal job of making a show out if it. I would love to see Mr. Engval live sometime if I could ever afford to buy a ticket. Anyhow .. God bless and good day...
Knee surgery is just like that...i swear. Read this before your next hospital visit before surgery
I could listen to him all evening.
Your material is GREAT Bill, not doing to well in these times and I honestly have to say, thank you for making me smile, and then laugh. Thank you, God knows I needed it 🤕👍
Isn't it wonderful how a real bellylaugh - with tears in the eyes - can put things in perspective?
@@mousetreehouse6833 it really is!!👍
Have seen this so many times. And yet? Still funny as hell. Thanks bill
I nearly Peed myself laughing so much. You and the other three yahoos are just a great comedic tour but even by yourself it’s just amazing How you made me laugh. God bless and thank you for the Goodwill.
And Christy gets public relations award for the year!
This is why I drink coffee when I take my pain meds. Love you Bill Engvall.
Absolutely the funniest guy in America 😂😂😂😂
Love him he is so clean
Miss seeing him & his humor.
I really like this guy. He's genuine
Like watching him do the Argentine Tango. Blessings Bill.
You are my favorite comedian!!!
I always love Bill and how he laughs at his own jokes. I’ve been a fan since he did the radio run in DFW on KZPS way back when. ❤️
I’m so using “ I need to drop some friends at the lake” and “ take the browns to the superbowl”.
So funny! Love how he tells stories.
Love this guy
I like to keep these Bill Engval videos for days when things are tough, then I can laugh my fool head off and it puts me in a better mood. Thanks for the laughs.
D Fuss 😷😷😷Covid count now ten months later?😳😳😳🇨🇦
Saw his show a few years back, and he is truly unbelievably talented. Love his humor....not a 'dirty word' spoken!
Totally needed this laugh. I've been dealing with chronic migraines a lot, and you always make me laugh when I need it. Thank you so much.
"Hey Mr Engval! Whoah!"
What is supposed to mean. I don't get it 😂
I didn't get it
Also don't get the ending!
I saw the whole thing. It's a reference to when he had a stint and the nurse was trying to get him to calm down while pulling the stunt from his urethra.
Just found your work and honestly it's so refreshing!! Funny and immersive storytelling!!
"Whoa 👍" 😂😂😂😂😂
I didn't get that, someone tell me???
@@lindawoods3266 she basically said "impressive size" 💀
I am in hysterics! Thank you, Bill, you’ve made my YEAR so far!!!!❤ God bless. X
1 of the funniest live shows ever. I'll go any time he is in town.
U r gorgeous
@@tonyacosta4574 Thankyou
@@tessduff8345 welcome
One of my all time favorite comedians.🤣
I can’t stop laughing I’m a nurse and all you said it’s true I have to stay outside the bathroom to make sure pts doesn’t fall at least you were lucky you didn’t have to take lactose lol that will make you poop I love the way you talk about the walker lol your absolutely amazing glad you’re ok
Latulose
Lactulose we finally beat the spell checker and we 3 Nurses got it right!
Bill Engvall is great
I was put on hydrocodone after major surgery and couldn't go for over 2 weeks, when I was in rehab!!! The angels sang when I was able to drink prune juice and go!!!!!
Good morning friend how was your night hope you slept well
"Rocks in my kidney" sounds like a song
I know the feeling of living in a hospital. I had a brain tumor removed in Dec 2018. Spent 2 months in a coma (Dec 2018 to Feb 2019), had a stroke in January 2019, 3 months in a rehab center (Feb 2019 to May 2019), 2 months in a senior center (May 2019 to July 2019) and 2 months with home therapy (July 2019 to Sep 2019). I also had a nurse that made me feel better. She was philipino. I have the best opinion about the philipino community. Thank you for your service.
Hahahahahahaha! My God, that's just insanely funny! I needed that.
He's not kidding. I was on Percodan (with asprin instead of acetaminophen) for four years for severe back pain. I didn't take a crap from 2009 to 2011. No shit, literally.
Lawrence Genereux 😂🤣 I’m sorry but that’s uncomfortably funny
@@amandahibbs3690 Yes, it truly was.
Lawrence, that is physically impossible. A little EXAGGERATION going on. You would be dead if that actually happened. My pet-peeve,........thieves and people who EXAGGERATED.
@@renekackline2377 Guess what my pet peeve is? People who have no f'n sense of humor. Like you.
Lawrence Genereux, 😂
OMG this was so funny I couldn’t breathe at one point. This skit gives a whole new meaning to “bathroom humor” 🤣🤣🙂🙂
That's the way it is in the hospital. They have to check EVERYTHING!
Good morning friend how was your night hope you slept well
Gives a new meaning to being totally anal, doesn’t it?
See? That high school latin class paid off after all lol I SO needed these explosive maybe with a little accidental urination laughs today. Thanks as always!
I saw this routine live a few years ago, and I just about pissed myself I was laughing so hard 😂
"Whoa!!" Bravo 👏👏👏
Hospital bathrooms have pull cords so that patients can let the nurse's know that either they're done or that they need help. Christy was being extra cautious!
He got the VIP treatment. 😂
No Christy was following hospital policy. So many people think they are fine in the bathroom than 2 seconds after the nurse walks out they fall off the toilet. Happens all the time so for pt safety the nurse stays close enough to keep people from slipping off the crapper...
@@davidsandberg7631😅
Too funny.
Real humor is what we meed more of. Thanks!!
I am laughing so hard because as a Nurse Aide, I've have to help countless patients to the restroom and ask those questions 😂 sorry. I didn't have to stay in the bathrooms though, just made sure cheeks were on the seat then I'd stand outside the door
Getting old is a trip. In my 20's I'd sit and push a loaf out in 15 seconds or less. Now I'm 50 I now know why there are magazine racks in the bathroom. I can literally miss and episode of cheers dropping my friends off at the lake.
Too. Much. Information.
@@edithdlp8045 Not even your husband cares, why in the WORLD would you think the world in general would have any interest in YOUR SHIT?!
@wingmanalive: Way to much information, there, Bud.
@@edithdlp8045 Yep. Fruits veggies nuts and seeds and a squatty potty stool.
That's why the dvr has a pause button.
Bill Engvall is the most funniest comedian ever!!!!!
This was so like my experience with my double knee replacements! I thoroughly enjoyed it! And p.s.....Physical Therapy didn't just bring tears to my eyes...I was sobbing. 😭😭
Good morning friend how was your night hope you slept well
I took time off work to care for a friend who had both knees replaced, not at the same time though. A physical therapist came to his house 3 times a week for a couple of months to make him bend his knees and he would scream like a little girl.
I’ve watched you since Blue Collar comedy tour came out and I love you !! You’re an awesome comedian!! 🖤
"Drop some friends at the lake" My boss would say "Gotta drop the kids off in the pool" I looked at his assistant and said "Can't his kids drive themselves?" he laughed
They can't, their license got suspended for speeding. Little shits
Kebutor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I like saying “Taking the browns to the Super Bowl.”
I can relate. I was 2 months in a coma after a brain surgery. I had to spend time in 3 rehab centers around 4 months. I was on that same situation. I was in a walker and had to be cleaned and showered. So humiliating. I was surprised I was laughing 😂 after I went through the same story. I was constipated severely. 1:20 It took 2 laxatives and 5 days to be able to go poo. But at least the rehab centers treated me great and even gave me vegetarian food (because I have been vegetarian since 1994). And I am only 44 and I still use a walker and its November 2020☹
"I'm not kidding ya. I nearly had an anerysm just tryin' to fart!"
Cackling ❤
Just love your comedy. Saw you once at Tulalip casino in Washington state. I’ve been kind of depressed lately and when I watched your skids it really brightens my day thanks
Bill reminds me of my husband that was in the hospital before he died I think bill is the sweetest comedian around
Laughing and learning a little bit of Latin great video
He's right as regards percocet! Was on that pain med for 5 months after a major surgery. Funny as hell listening to this.
I need a video of his full show honestly. His new content is so good 😂
Watch it online. There are plenty of places to do it.
Bill Engvall Just Sell Him for Parts.
Oh my, you are the best!!!
SOOO understand 😅😂
I’m so glad he has his own channel! Yippee! Love him! My parents love him!
“Cause I’m on a little drug called Percocet” first real one on the stage
Found Bill randomly back in 2004.... I found an audio-clip somewhere online and I lived in Germany still at the time. In Germany no one knew who he was. Then I had to go on ebay, to buy myself a Bill Engvall DVD so that I can see the whole face to the act. I was always in tears crying laughing. The first bit I heard by Bill was the one when he talks about snakes.....and after that I knew he would be my fav comedian
U r gorgeous
You’re the absolutely the best!!
This guy is Wonderful ❤
Been there still am. Thanks for making it funny.
Good morning friend how was your night hope you slept well