Bill Engvall - Dogs

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  • @user-hx8lz1vu5n
    @user-hx8lz1vu5n 8 місяців тому +7

    "It will make his turd taste bad" 😆😆🤣😂 like it didnt already

  • @tastx3142
    @tastx3142 Рік тому +29

    We had a German Shepherd Dog who also ate her poop. She was also a rescue we found who was young living in the nearby woods and emaciated with the worst case of ear infections that looked like they were packed with mud. Poor thing had been in some fights with her ears ragged and one flopping from broken cartilage. She didn’t know how to play but was a bit goofy. Loyal and the only one who ever presented me with a unique gift. Late one night that she brought in and proudly gently laid a bloody armadillo with a cracked shell at my feet. She was large, about 95 pounds and my neighbors would take her on runs when they were training for marathons feeling safer in our semi rural area. My 88 year old FIL fell and happened to land on my GSD which broke his fall and I heard her yelp and she never moved. She had been having some problems and had an appointment a few days later the vet and was filled with cancer. She was special.

  • @chrismarciatetisindles5876
    @chrismarciatetisindles5876 Рік тому +35

    Hes about a half inch from dragging his transmission on the ground. I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Mozart1220
      @Mozart1220 5 місяців тому +1

      When my oldest Grandson was a baby he liked to crawl away naked from his Mom while she was changing his diaper on the floor. Her apartment had the heating grates on the floor and one day he crawled over one and dragged HIS "transmission". He could not move forward or back and just went WAAAAAAAHH!!!! Of course my daughter rescued him but not until we'd nearly fainted laughing. I hope he doesn't read this, because he's an adult and bigger than I am. LOL

  • @patrickwoltersen9531
    @patrickwoltersen9531 Рік тому +191

    My basset hound got stuck on a speed bump. Almost peed laughing so hard. He was not amused.

  • @maryleonard6622
    @maryleonard6622 Рік тому +12

    Love Bill Engvall, my favorite Comedian

  • @JR-vi4rl
    @JR-vi4rl Рік тому +43

    I was lucky enough to see Bill in person. I'm so glad I went. He's a natural treasure.

    • @anitajinfla9762
      @anitajinfla9762 Рік тому +6

      Yep. Awesome guy!
      I met him a LONG time ago before he made it. My company ( Beltone hearing aids ) had a Christmas party ( I believe the owner said he knew Bill... ) and it was at a restaurant here in Jacksonville FL. Old home in Riverside converted.
      Well, all I remember is that Bill was so hilarious... Gail was there too..And he mentioned she was pregnant at the time. Going to be a Father. 😊
      Afterwards, we sat across from each other at this long table. He kinda to my left, Gail on his right.
      I'd asked him to pass the salt shaker.... 😊
      He really is a down to earth guy and Gail.. Beautiful then as she is now.

  • @Dr.Disney
    @Dr.Disney Рік тому +67

    “Quarter inch from dragging his transmission on the sidewalk!”
    Cracks me up everytime

    • @SarafinaSummers
      @SarafinaSummers Рік тому +7

      Just heard that for the first time and nearly died of laughter. I hurt like hell and I'm trying to listen to comedy to see if I feel better.

  • @Cheryl_Haydon
    @Cheryl_Haydon Рік тому +77

    I just love Bill's comedy. He can make any subject funny...with NO profanity!

    • @ianbrooks3597
      @ianbrooks3597 10 місяців тому +2

      Agreed

    • @sbryant1993sb
      @sbryant1993sb 6 місяців тому

      He says hell...

    • @lancethefilmguy9392
      @lancethefilmguy9392 2 місяці тому

      ​@@sbryant1993sbOnly thing he says

    • @SarahJoDannetteGosa
      @SarahJoDannetteGosa 24 дні тому +1

      Bill does not use profanity because its not a part of his daily life cursing does not make the comedian bad Robin Williams for example as we were just talking about he was great but he did curse but that did not turn me off his comedy

  • @carlaaustin6054
    @carlaaustin6054 Рік тому +17

    He's good for his take on every day life. Dog poop who knew you could listen to someone discuss it and laugh. I didn't realize he had retired. Will miss him.

  • @ronrice2249
    @ronrice2249 Рік тому +48

    I love Bill's comedy routines. They're always so down to earth.

  • @saragrant9749
    @saragrant9749 Рік тому +19

    Quarter inch from dragging his transmission on the sidewalk… omg dying 🤣🤣

  • @smalltownusa3124
    @smalltownusa3124 Рік тому +40

    Never gets old. Always funny. One of the greatest pleasures of my life was getting to see Bill in concert. I left with sore sides and jaws from laughing so hard. Thanks, Bill!

  • @laceylu5969
    @laceylu5969 Рік тому +16

    That’s was freaking GREAT!
    He is one of the GREATS!

  • @ptaylor4923
    @ptaylor4923 Рік тому +24

    I love this man. He is sooo much fun.

  • @lovetherockies6080
    @lovetherockies6080 Рік тому +129

    He is one of the best comedians ever. It's too bad he retired.

    • @willhorting5317
      @willhorting5317 Рік тому +4

      When did he retire?

    • @bigbear4120
      @bigbear4120 Рік тому +7

      @@willhorting5317 couple years back. He might do the odd gig here and there but his touring days are done.

    • @willhorting5317
      @willhorting5317 Рік тому +2

      @@bigbear4120 I see.

    • @vlogsnstufflikethat
      @vlogsnstufflikethat Рік тому +1

      he didn't retire yet. he's on one more tour

    • @robertchance4269
      @robertchance4269 Рік тому +7

      He did just retire, ssoooooo 😔
      I just hope they produce a DVD of his last tour.

  • @survivrs
    @survivrs Рік тому +92

    I just watched this entire video last night and laughed as hard as I did the first time. I'm so glad the 4 of them did all 3 "tours". Great comedians. It sucks that Bill is retiring, but he certainly has earned it. Fluffy is retiring also.

    • @NP148
      @NP148 Рік тому +4

      When did they announce there retirement?

    • @killinglonliness88
      @killinglonliness88 Рік тому +2

      Fluffy is far from retiring lmao.

    • @survivrs
      @survivrs Рік тому

      @@killinglonliness88 ua-cam.com/users/shortsZVz7JufP3ak?feature=share Whatever you say sunshine.

    • @What.The.Fluff.
      @What.The.Fluff. Рік тому +5

      @@NP148 Haven't heard anything about Fluffy, but Bill released a retirement video on his YT channel on Dec 30.🥲

    • @NP148
      @NP148 Рік тому +4

      @@What.The.Fluff. that's depressing. He's one of my favorite comedians

  • @pappyjjones4647
    @pappyjjones4647 Рік тому +30

    Next to Robin Williams, Bill was the funniest man on the planet. He didn't need profanity to sell a joke. Loved his taking everyday situations and making them hysterical. Saw him live a few years ago and laughed my a$$ off.

    • @tambrosia
      @tambrosia 6 місяців тому

      huh bill was what is he dead

    • @buddyzmama1
      @buddyzmama1 6 місяців тому

      He's not dead, he just retired

    • @SarahJoDannetteGosa
      @SarahJoDannetteGosa 24 дні тому

      @@tambrosia Bill retired from touring he said he might still do dvds and things with his comedy but traveling he was tired of it he has grandkids now and wanted to be home more

  • @rogerosborn2143
    @rogerosborn2143 Рік тому +3

    😂😂😂😂😂 sprinkled this on dog turds it make turd taste bad I lost

  • @marie2274
    @marie2274 Рік тому +15

    He is so funny, saw him in Las Vegas, shortly after he was invited to join the Thunderbirds. My husband loved the story, I'm sure it's on UA-cam. Sorry to hear he is retiring.

  • @nicoswolf57
    @nicoswolf57 Рік тому +45

    My GSD was crazy as hell to but she protected our house one night when someone tried to break in just after we moved. That crazy ass dog set up her perimeter out side the house in the three foot of snow until we made in home. Heck gave my husband a hard time to get her in the house after and I was six months pregnant. Then she spent the rest of the night pacing the inside like they would be back if she wasn’t laying with her head on my stomach listening to her little brother. Best damn dog may she rest in peace. 😢

  • @dwellinj1513
    @dwellinj1513 Рік тому +11

    I’m so glad you are posting these videos! Thanks for the laughs!😊

  • @julierose7786
    @julierose7786 Рік тому +40

    I had my dog for 18 plus years until this summer and miss him like crazy. I spent more on his healthcare than I did on my son. Great bit. All my best to Gail and the family. Happy Holidays 🤩

    • @nancyriggs8170
      @nancyriggs8170 Рік тому +1

      Omg Vet bills are insane aren't they? I spent 150. a month on my dog Zeus for his meds, plus 3 month check ups. This yr alone I've probably spent 2k on my pug Otto.. I hate it, but I really do love them so much..

  • @rosemarydoran9907
    @rosemarydoran9907 Рік тому +61

    As a lifelong owner of wiener dogs and currently the owner of three, I love this bit! Makes me laugh every time I hear it!

  • @lindamichael7903
    @lindamichael7903 Рік тому +14

    Enjoy listening to him he’s crazy

  • @Girly92
    @Girly92 Рік тому +3

    I have had Basset hounds all my married life! They are the best

  • @reallifeanswers9764
    @reallifeanswers9764 9 місяців тому +7

    My brother had a winner dog, who hopped like rabbit when it rained cause he didn't want to get his transmission wet. 😂

  • @artenthusiast3201
    @artenthusiast3201 Рік тому +18

    You are my favorite comedian! Hope all is well!

  • @andrea4246
    @andrea4246 Рік тому +5

    Needed this today . Lmao. Great stuff. 😊

  • @drewba7741
    @drewba7741 Рік тому +4

    "It makes his poop taste bad."

  • @nancyterrywhittemore2015
    @nancyterrywhittemore2015 Рік тому +5

    Love Bill's humor!!!

  • @Canalcoholic
    @Canalcoholic Рік тому +11

    What kind of water? Any muddy puddle or rainwater out of a tree root. Fresh water out of a clean bowl - forget it.

  • @WaynJul
    @WaynJul Рік тому +2

    Ya killing me man ya killing me.

  • @robertflegal1735
    @robertflegal1735 Рік тому +14

    Amazing video. So funny I couldn't stop laughing. Need more!!!

  • @hutchinson54
    @hutchinson54 Рік тому +32

    This guy is funny no matter what. Lol 😂

  • @jennifereubank4704
    @jennifereubank4704 7 місяців тому +1

    Love you! Listen to you over and over!!❤ Jennifer from Colleyville Tx. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @buckaroobanzai8480
    @buckaroobanzai8480 Рік тому +10

    Always the best, one of the Story's I love is the skydiving lesson.

  • @majoroldladyakamom6948
    @majoroldladyakamom6948 Рік тому +18

    The best of the best:
    Bill Engvall. 👍🤣👍
    True story. My parents have a long-haired Chihuahua named Ferbie.
    When mom goes tee-tee in her restroom, so does the dog... in her crate, on the pottie pad.
    That's just flat-out wierd. 🤣
    We love you Mr. Engvall, from your eternal sister in Christ somewhere near Seattle.
    ⚘ 🙏 ❤ 🙏 ⚘

  • @debbiebillings8192
    @debbiebillings8192 Рік тому +5

    You absolutely crack me up

  • @jamespitra1645
    @jamespitra1645 Рік тому +4

    My favorite dog is basset hounds. It is because of watching dukes of Hazzard as a kid. Whatever you think of the character Rosco on the show one good thing that can say is that he loved his basset hound flash.

  • @solidgamer1998
    @solidgamer1998 Рік тому +6

    There goes my childhood hero sad he's retiring

  • @suzannahirwin7165
    @suzannahirwin7165 Рік тому +3

    My low-slung Shih-tzu hiked his little leg on an elevated drain cover in the bitter cold and his little wee wee stuck to the drain when he peed. I laughed a while before I could fetch warm water to unstick him.

  • @roberthamilton9123
    @roberthamilton9123 Рік тому +7

    I love ❤️ all these guys & have all there shows on d v d a pair of very funny awesome comedians 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @altheachance70
    @altheachance70 6 місяців тому +1

    😂😂😂 I have dachshunds.

  • @dwells37
    @dwells37 Рік тому +1

    4:03 it looks like Daniel Whitney is sitting in the audience

  • @debradonato5659
    @debradonato5659 Рік тому +1

    He’s
    Hysterical😂😂😂😂

  • @kerrieventre2454
    @kerrieventre2454 Рік тому +4

    Love your routines!!!

  • @lloydrobinson7081
    @lloydrobinson7081 Рік тому +3

    love those clips keep them coming

  • @vincemucha8887
    @vincemucha8887 Рік тому +4

    They are not just dogs…they are our children……!!!!!

  • @imalwayslast3170
    @imalwayslast3170 Рік тому +19

    Dachshunds are awesome dogs. I had 4. Do NOT piss them off. They not only will defend their owner to death, but they will also tear you apart if you mess with their toys or food. God knows they bark at everything, have to watch you cook, have to watch you use the bathroom, and have to lick the water off of your legs whenever you get out of the shower. I miss my 3 that are gone dearly.

    • @WaningGibbous
      @WaningGibbous Рік тому +4

      It seems jack russles have that in common...u just described my pup.

    • @onlyredones
      @onlyredones Рік тому +5

      Yep, I’ve had Dachshunds all my life. They are simply the best!❤❤❤❤

    • @winterlane2247
      @winterlane2247 Рік тому +4

      Crazy but the bravest breed!

    • @imalwayslast3170
      @imalwayslast3170 Рік тому +3

      @@winterlane2247 Absolutely. I had a fenced in backyard so I could just let them out when need be. Next thing I know there is a huge hole in the yard and my dachshund has a mole. She confronted a Golden Eagle that landed in our yard and I was like "NOOO!" Absolutely fearless.

  • @christelvedo6281
    @christelvedo6281 Рік тому +57

    For viewers out there that do not know, Bill Engvall never uses any profanity in his shows.

  • @PafMedic
    @PafMedic Рік тому +3

    Once Again,You Do Not Disappoint😂Pgh EMS Thanks You🙏🏼❤️🌏

  • @pamelah6431
    @pamelah6431 Рік тому +1

    4:27 looks like Bill's wearing a fancy hat. :)

  • @SarafinaSummers
    @SarafinaSummers Рік тому +4

    Dogs are permanent, manipulative two-year-olds. I have discovered this from having a couple of dogs.

  • @biagiocozza8875
    @biagiocozza8875 Рік тому +3

    Funny stuff Bill.

  • @LaserRanger15
    @LaserRanger15 Рік тому +2

    Basset's are the best

  • @jeanstout4035
    @jeanstout4035 Рік тому +2

    😂😂😂😂 you rock

  • @GabrielleTollerson
    @GabrielleTollerson Рік тому +3

    what a legend,LOL

  • @janinecox256
    @janinecox256 Рік тому +3

    He is so funny!

  • @lindafurr2404
    @lindafurr2404 Рік тому +1

    Merry Christmas, Bill & Gail.

  • @nidnoms3622
    @nidnoms3622 Місяць тому

    2:37 the facial expression with this joke is the selling point for me

  • @matthewnachel7112
    @matthewnachel7112 Рік тому +3

    Hi Bill, happy Friday. Hey I got a comment on something and you were going to get a kick out of this so I’m walking back to work today and there’s this dog and it’s a wiener dog the first thing that popped into my head was you because your wife and you have beautiful dogs and their breeder wiener dogs and you made a funny comment. You said if his transmission was dragging on the ground or something like that with his short little legs, so I made the funny comment to her, and she laughed. I don’t know if she knew who Bill Engvall was, but she does now lol 😂. So thank you Bill for making me laugh and making a woman laugh by me saying what you said that one day thank you very much anyway really quickly. I really wish you were on UA-cam like you used to be were you do you like treadmill talk with Bill you talk to your fans on UA-cam for about an hour go on the treadmill and stuff like that answer peoples questions and all that so come on Bill get back on the treadmill, because we need some inspiration from Bill

  • @Txoutlawtrey
    @Txoutlawtrey Рік тому +1

    I love daschunds

  • @justinkessler3092
    @justinkessler3092 Рік тому +3

    1:03 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @christophgamingandmore
    @christophgamingandmore Рік тому +12

    Absolutely hilarious

  • @shanesmith6941
    @shanesmith6941 Рік тому +5

    I first saw him live in Lexington Ky back in 1990 I think for a New Years Eve show with Foxworthy and Engvall got more laughs. It was a sold-out show, and they were spectacular.

  • @BrandonCroker
    @BrandonCroker Рік тому +5

    Dogs are the best

  • @patriciamcintosh8799
    @patriciamcintosh8799 Рік тому +2

    Love this 💞💞💞💞🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

  • @awajiangirl
    @awajiangirl Місяць тому

    Love your comedy

  • @petewerner1494
    @petewerner1494 Рік тому +3

    Laughter,,,,,,, Good medicine!

  • @GiantSFaithfuL
    @GiantSFaithfuL Рік тому +1

    4:03 Larry the Cable Guy is at the show.

  • @Mad_Dawg1230
    @Mad_Dawg1230 Рік тому +2

    4:30 is that Larry The Cable Guy in the audience!?

  • @occamsrazor7939
    @occamsrazor7939 Рік тому +4

    I love it. I bet you have one about cats. My cats are making me nuts.

  • @TheSweezer
    @TheSweezer Рік тому +2

    Hes hilarious

  • @karlaruter3221
    @karlaruter3221 Рік тому +1

    Well done 👏✔

  • @marygates8567
    @marygates8567 Рік тому +1

    Gill Engvall I truly LOVE your funny!!!

  • @LouisWritingSomethingCrazy
    @LouisWritingSomethingCrazy Рік тому +83

    If you don't think dogs don't have a sense of what's nasty, just let them lick a lemon.

    • @ursaltydog
      @ursaltydog Рік тому +6

      Mine actually likes lemons.. it just floored me..

    • @rcmodelr
      @rcmodelr Рік тому +2

      What's wrong with lemons? Coming from someone who if he gets lemons, peals them and eats them just like most people peal and eat oranges 🍊.

    • @LouisWritingSomethingCrazy
      @LouisWritingSomethingCrazy Рік тому

      @@rcmodelr they're not limes.

    • @ursaltydog
      @ursaltydog Рік тому

      @@rcmodelr BC... before covid I couldn't do that RC, but now I can.. I still prefer limes though..

    • @juliebaker6969
      @juliebaker6969 Рік тому

      @@rcmodelr yeah, me too.

  • @ADoneGooner
    @ADoneGooner 4 місяці тому

    This kinda funny caint be taught, Bill wuz just born that way.❤

  • @justinrolls9526
    @justinrolls9526 2 місяці тому +1

    My at the time 18 month old, 90lb Great Pyrenees/ Golden Retriever mix damn near ate one of my cousins Mother's Day 2022. We'd only had him about 2 or 3 months at that point, and well, said cousin and her family were over to visit. We were standing in the yard bullshitting, and I don't remember exactly what I said, but it ended up with her faux-strangling me after a chase around the yard. I was laughing my ass off the whole time, but Ranger didn't get the joke. As soon as her hands were on me, that dog was locked on. The two of us didn't notice, but everyone else agreed he'd probably have tried tearing her up if I'd screamed. I love that dumbass.

  • @kimolson4581
    @kimolson4581 Рік тому +1

    ❤😂😅 hahaha

  • @aldomansueto2739
    @aldomansueto2739 Рік тому +2

    Funny man.

  • @odysseusrex5908
    @odysseusrex5908 Рік тому +1

    That was terrific. Which one of his specials is this? It's terrible he is retiring.

  • @donnavargas1797
    @donnavargas1797 Рік тому +1

    Funny!!

  • @SpiritAscending
    @SpiritAscending Рік тому +1

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheBamaChad-W4CHD
    @TheBamaChad-W4CHD Рік тому +2

    Engvall as funny as ever. Did anyone else think the laughter was over the top? It almost sounded like a prerecorded laugh track from the old sitcoms. Don't get me wrong. Bill is freaking hilarious but like the line about the weiner dog having eight feet of back and two inch legs was obviously funny but the fast bust a guy roaring crowd and immediately silence the second he starts talking. A well trained and extremely polite audience I guess lol

  • @loveeveryone114
    @loveeveryone114 Рік тому

    jessa the bearded lady digs this💖🤣

  • @nicidevine6670
    @nicidevine6670 Рік тому +3

    Our dog does the same thing too lol 😂, but my husband pick that dog out and I always pick out the dog

  • @kaya8632
    @kaya8632 6 місяців тому

    Sooo funny

  • @APBAChatter
    @APBAChatter Рік тому +1

    Makes the turds taste bad? Hey doc, is that the voice of experience?

  • @julerobb1
    @julerobb1 Рік тому +1

    Which tour is this one from?

  • @matthewnachel7112
    @matthewnachel7112 Рік тому +4

    Hey, I got one more thing I ask you a bill have you ever bought those house shoes with headlights? I keep wondering every time I hear this clip of you talk about it it makes me wonder if you did I wanna know two things number one do they have your face on them and number two do they have a here’s your sign symbol on them to? If not, I just gave you two good ideas here’s your sign bill.

  • @kennethbledsoe3114
    @kennethbledsoe3114 Рік тому +3

    Love Watching This Man!

  • @nicidevine6670
    @nicidevine6670 Рік тому

    LMAO 🤣

  • @ACEDIAMOND666
    @ACEDIAMOND666 Рік тому +2

    My Weiner Dog, Tokyo, is 11 years old now....he's a good dog.

  • @awajiangirl
    @awajiangirl Місяць тому

    😄

  • @Poocho217
    @Poocho217 Рік тому +1

    Huh. I actually laughed once during this one (when his hound licked his wife's face). I guess he CAN be funny! :)

    • @pamelah6431
      @pamelah6431 Рік тому

      Maybe turn your sense of humor off then turn it on again. Check the batteries. Blow on it...

  • @tracyrenee5020
    @tracyrenee5020 Рік тому +2

    My two you year old bugged me to death about what she thought what eating peanuts.....I gave her some. She DId not like the taste of raw garlic! In my defense i was cooking dinner

    • @SarafinaSummers
      @SarafinaSummers Рік тому

      Please don't feed your dog garlic, onions or tomatoes. That will kill them.

    • @SarafinaSummers
      @SarafinaSummers Рік тому

      Or grapes, either. Same for raisins. Or anything with tannons or in the alium family. NO leeks for that matter.

  • @TerrySmith-rm7jz
    @TerrySmith-rm7jz 9 місяців тому +1

    Terry. Smith

  • @williammitchell4417
    @williammitchell4417 Рік тому +1

    Bill likes his dogs like Fluffy likes his chew wi wi Bruno🥳

  • @ritamozley5463
    @ritamozley5463 Рік тому

    😂💗🙏

  • @doughesson
    @doughesson Рік тому +1

    How come he doesn't worry about Duke having back problems?
    Same body type of dog.