We had a German Shepherd Dog who also ate her poop. She was also a rescue we found who was young living in the nearby woods and emaciated with the worst case of ear infections that looked like they were packed with mud. Poor thing had been in some fights with her ears ragged and one flopping from broken cartilage. She didn’t know how to play but was a bit goofy. Loyal and the only one who ever presented me with a unique gift. Late one night that she brought in and proudly gently laid a bloody armadillo with a cracked shell at my feet. She was large, about 95 pounds and my neighbors would take her on runs when they were training for marathons feeling safer in our semi rural area. My 88 year old FIL fell and happened to land on my GSD which broke his fall and I heard her yelp and she never moved. She had been having some problems and had an appointment a few days later the vet and was filled with cancer. She was special.
When my oldest Grandson was a baby he liked to crawl away naked from his Mom while she was changing his diaper on the floor. Her apartment had the heating grates on the floor and one day he crawled over one and dragged HIS "transmission". He could not move forward or back and just went WAAAAAAAHH!!!! Of course my daughter rescued him but not until we'd nearly fainted laughing. I hope he doesn't read this, because he's an adult and bigger than I am. LOL
Yep. Awesome guy! I met him a LONG time ago before he made it. My company ( Beltone hearing aids ) had a Christmas party ( I believe the owner said he knew Bill... ) and it was at a restaurant here in Jacksonville FL. Old home in Riverside converted. Well, all I remember is that Bill was so hilarious... Gail was there too..And he mentioned she was pregnant at the time. Going to be a Father. 😊 Afterwards, we sat across from each other at this long table. He kinda to my left, Gail on his right. I'd asked him to pass the salt shaker.... 😊 He really is a down to earth guy and Gail.. Beautiful then as she is now.
Bill does not use profanity because its not a part of his daily life cursing does not make the comedian bad Robin Williams for example as we were just talking about he was great but he did curse but that did not turn me off his comedy
He's good for his take on every day life. Dog poop who knew you could listen to someone discuss it and laugh. I didn't realize he had retired. Will miss him.
Never gets old. Always funny. One of the greatest pleasures of my life was getting to see Bill in concert. I left with sore sides and jaws from laughing so hard. Thanks, Bill!
I just watched this entire video last night and laughed as hard as I did the first time. I'm so glad the 4 of them did all 3 "tours". Great comedians. It sucks that Bill is retiring, but he certainly has earned it. Fluffy is retiring also.
Next to Robin Williams, Bill was the funniest man on the planet. He didn't need profanity to sell a joke. Loved his taking everyday situations and making them hysterical. Saw him live a few years ago and laughed my a$$ off.
@@tambrosia Bill retired from touring he said he might still do dvds and things with his comedy but traveling he was tired of it he has grandkids now and wanted to be home more
He is so funny, saw him in Las Vegas, shortly after he was invited to join the Thunderbirds. My husband loved the story, I'm sure it's on UA-cam. Sorry to hear he is retiring.
My GSD was crazy as hell to but she protected our house one night when someone tried to break in just after we moved. That crazy ass dog set up her perimeter out side the house in the three foot of snow until we made in home. Heck gave my husband a hard time to get her in the house after and I was six months pregnant. Then she spent the rest of the night pacing the inside like they would be back if she wasn’t laying with her head on my stomach listening to her little brother. Best damn dog may she rest in peace. 😢
I had my dog for 18 plus years until this summer and miss him like crazy. I spent more on his healthcare than I did on my son. Great bit. All my best to Gail and the family. Happy Holidays 🤩
Omg Vet bills are insane aren't they? I spent 150. a month on my dog Zeus for his meds, plus 3 month check ups. This yr alone I've probably spent 2k on my pug Otto.. I hate it, but I really do love them so much..
The best of the best: Bill Engvall. 👍🤣👍 True story. My parents have a long-haired Chihuahua named Ferbie. When mom goes tee-tee in her restroom, so does the dog... in her crate, on the pottie pad. That's just flat-out wierd. 🤣 We love you Mr. Engvall, from your eternal sister in Christ somewhere near Seattle. ⚘ 🙏 ❤ 🙏 ⚘
My favorite dog is basset hounds. It is because of watching dukes of Hazzard as a kid. Whatever you think of the character Rosco on the show one good thing that can say is that he loved his basset hound flash.
My low-slung Shih-tzu hiked his little leg on an elevated drain cover in the bitter cold and his little wee wee stuck to the drain when he peed. I laughed a while before I could fetch warm water to unstick him.
Dachshunds are awesome dogs. I had 4. Do NOT piss them off. They not only will defend their owner to death, but they will also tear you apart if you mess with their toys or food. God knows they bark at everything, have to watch you cook, have to watch you use the bathroom, and have to lick the water off of your legs whenever you get out of the shower. I miss my 3 that are gone dearly.
@@winterlane2247 Absolutely. I had a fenced in backyard so I could just let them out when need be. Next thing I know there is a huge hole in the yard and my dachshund has a mole. She confronted a Golden Eagle that landed in our yard and I was like "NOOO!" Absolutely fearless.
Hi Bill, happy Friday. Hey I got a comment on something and you were going to get a kick out of this so I’m walking back to work today and there’s this dog and it’s a wiener dog the first thing that popped into my head was you because your wife and you have beautiful dogs and their breeder wiener dogs and you made a funny comment. You said if his transmission was dragging on the ground or something like that with his short little legs, so I made the funny comment to her, and she laughed. I don’t know if she knew who Bill Engvall was, but she does now lol 😂. So thank you Bill for making me laugh and making a woman laugh by me saying what you said that one day thank you very much anyway really quickly. I really wish you were on UA-cam like you used to be were you do you like treadmill talk with Bill you talk to your fans on UA-cam for about an hour go on the treadmill and stuff like that answer peoples questions and all that so come on Bill get back on the treadmill, because we need some inspiration from Bill
I first saw him live in Lexington Ky back in 1990 I think for a New Years Eve show with Foxworthy and Engvall got more laughs. It was a sold-out show, and they were spectacular.
My at the time 18 month old, 90lb Great Pyrenees/ Golden Retriever mix damn near ate one of my cousins Mother's Day 2022. We'd only had him about 2 or 3 months at that point, and well, said cousin and her family were over to visit. We were standing in the yard bullshitting, and I don't remember exactly what I said, but it ended up with her faux-strangling me after a chase around the yard. I was laughing my ass off the whole time, but Ranger didn't get the joke. As soon as her hands were on me, that dog was locked on. The two of us didn't notice, but everyone else agreed he'd probably have tried tearing her up if I'd screamed. I love that dumbass.
Engvall as funny as ever. Did anyone else think the laughter was over the top? It almost sounded like a prerecorded laugh track from the old sitcoms. Don't get me wrong. Bill is freaking hilarious but like the line about the weiner dog having eight feet of back and two inch legs was obviously funny but the fast bust a guy roaring crowd and immediately silence the second he starts talking. A well trained and extremely polite audience I guess lol
Hey, I got one more thing I ask you a bill have you ever bought those house shoes with headlights? I keep wondering every time I hear this clip of you talk about it it makes me wonder if you did I wanna know two things number one do they have your face on them and number two do they have a here’s your sign symbol on them to? If not, I just gave you two good ideas here’s your sign bill.
My two you year old bugged me to death about what she thought what eating peanuts.....I gave her some. She DId not like the taste of raw garlic! In my defense i was cooking dinner
"It will make his turd taste bad" 😆😆🤣😂 like it didnt already
We had a German Shepherd Dog who also ate her poop. She was also a rescue we found who was young living in the nearby woods and emaciated with the worst case of ear infections that looked like they were packed with mud. Poor thing had been in some fights with her ears ragged and one flopping from broken cartilage. She didn’t know how to play but was a bit goofy. Loyal and the only one who ever presented me with a unique gift. Late one night that she brought in and proudly gently laid a bloody armadillo with a cracked shell at my feet. She was large, about 95 pounds and my neighbors would take her on runs when they were training for marathons feeling safer in our semi rural area. My 88 year old FIL fell and happened to land on my GSD which broke his fall and I heard her yelp and she never moved. She had been having some problems and had an appointment a few days later the vet and was filled with cancer. She was special.
Hes about a half inch from dragging his transmission on the ground. I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂
When my oldest Grandson was a baby he liked to crawl away naked from his Mom while she was changing his diaper on the floor. Her apartment had the heating grates on the floor and one day he crawled over one and dragged HIS "transmission". He could not move forward or back and just went WAAAAAAAHH!!!! Of course my daughter rescued him but not until we'd nearly fainted laughing. I hope he doesn't read this, because he's an adult and bigger than I am. LOL
My basset hound got stuck on a speed bump. Almost peed laughing so hard. He was not amused.
Basset hound
I feel badly for it, but I laughed hard at that mental picture..
😂
😂😂😂
Love Bill Engvall, my favorite Comedian
I was lucky enough to see Bill in person. I'm so glad I went. He's a natural treasure.
Yep. Awesome guy!
I met him a LONG time ago before he made it. My company ( Beltone hearing aids ) had a Christmas party ( I believe the owner said he knew Bill... ) and it was at a restaurant here in Jacksonville FL. Old home in Riverside converted.
Well, all I remember is that Bill was so hilarious... Gail was there too..And he mentioned she was pregnant at the time. Going to be a Father. 😊
Afterwards, we sat across from each other at this long table. He kinda to my left, Gail on his right.
I'd asked him to pass the salt shaker.... 😊
He really is a down to earth guy and Gail.. Beautiful then as she is now.
“Quarter inch from dragging his transmission on the sidewalk!”
Cracks me up everytime
Just heard that for the first time and nearly died of laughter. I hurt like hell and I'm trying to listen to comedy to see if I feel better.
I just love Bill's comedy. He can make any subject funny...with NO profanity!
Agreed
He says hell...
@@sbryant1993sbOnly thing he says
Bill does not use profanity because its not a part of his daily life cursing does not make the comedian bad Robin Williams for example as we were just talking about he was great but he did curse but that did not turn me off his comedy
He's good for his take on every day life. Dog poop who knew you could listen to someone discuss it and laugh. I didn't realize he had retired. Will miss him.
I love Bill's comedy routines. They're always so down to earth.
Quarter inch from dragging his transmission on the sidewalk… omg dying 🤣🤣
Never gets old. Always funny. One of the greatest pleasures of my life was getting to see Bill in concert. I left with sore sides and jaws from laughing so hard. Thanks, Bill!
Or gut hurts from laughing much too much.
That’s was freaking GREAT!
He is one of the GREATS!
I love this man. He is sooo much fun.
He is one of the best comedians ever. It's too bad he retired.
When did he retire?
@@willhorting5317 couple years back. He might do the odd gig here and there but his touring days are done.
@@bigbear4120 I see.
he didn't retire yet. he's on one more tour
He did just retire, ssoooooo 😔
I just hope they produce a DVD of his last tour.
I just watched this entire video last night and laughed as hard as I did the first time. I'm so glad the 4 of them did all 3 "tours". Great comedians. It sucks that Bill is retiring, but he certainly has earned it. Fluffy is retiring also.
When did they announce there retirement?
Fluffy is far from retiring lmao.
@@killinglonliness88 ua-cam.com/users/shortsZVz7JufP3ak?feature=share Whatever you say sunshine.
@@NP148 Haven't heard anything about Fluffy, but Bill released a retirement video on his YT channel on Dec 30.🥲
@@What.The.Fluff. that's depressing. He's one of my favorite comedians
Next to Robin Williams, Bill was the funniest man on the planet. He didn't need profanity to sell a joke. Loved his taking everyday situations and making them hysterical. Saw him live a few years ago and laughed my a$$ off.
huh bill was what is he dead
He's not dead, he just retired
@@tambrosia Bill retired from touring he said he might still do dvds and things with his comedy but traveling he was tired of it he has grandkids now and wanted to be home more
😂😂😂😂😂 sprinkled this on dog turds it make turd taste bad I lost
He is so funny, saw him in Las Vegas, shortly after he was invited to join the Thunderbirds. My husband loved the story, I'm sure it's on UA-cam. Sorry to hear he is retiring.
My GSD was crazy as hell to but she protected our house one night when someone tried to break in just after we moved. That crazy ass dog set up her perimeter out side the house in the three foot of snow until we made in home. Heck gave my husband a hard time to get her in the house after and I was six months pregnant. Then she spent the rest of the night pacing the inside like they would be back if she wasn’t laying with her head on my stomach listening to her little brother. Best damn dog may she rest in peace. 😢
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@nicoswolf57 She is right up in Heaven watching over you
I’m so glad you are posting these videos! Thanks for the laughs!😊
I had my dog for 18 plus years until this summer and miss him like crazy. I spent more on his healthcare than I did on my son. Great bit. All my best to Gail and the family. Happy Holidays 🤩
Omg Vet bills are insane aren't they? I spent 150. a month on my dog Zeus for his meds, plus 3 month check ups. This yr alone I've probably spent 2k on my pug Otto.. I hate it, but I really do love them so much..
As a lifelong owner of wiener dogs and currently the owner of three, I love this bit! Makes me laugh every time I hear it!
Enjoy listening to him he’s crazy
I have had Basset hounds all my married life! They are the best
My brother had a winner dog, who hopped like rabbit when it rained cause he didn't want to get his transmission wet. 😂
You are my favorite comedian! Hope all is well!
Needed this today . Lmao. Great stuff. 😊
"It makes his poop taste bad."
Love Bill's humor!!!
What kind of water? Any muddy puddle or rainwater out of a tree root. Fresh water out of a clean bowl - forget it.
Ya killing me man ya killing me.
Amazing video. So funny I couldn't stop laughing. Need more!!!
This guy is funny no matter what. Lol 😂
Love you! Listen to you over and over!!❤ Jennifer from Colleyville Tx. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Always the best, one of the Story's I love is the skydiving lesson.
The best of the best:
Bill Engvall. 👍🤣👍
True story. My parents have a long-haired Chihuahua named Ferbie.
When mom goes tee-tee in her restroom, so does the dog... in her crate, on the pottie pad.
That's just flat-out wierd. 🤣
We love you Mr. Engvall, from your eternal sister in Christ somewhere near Seattle.
⚘ 🙏 ❤ 🙏 ⚘
You absolutely crack me up
My favorite dog is basset hounds. It is because of watching dukes of Hazzard as a kid. Whatever you think of the character Rosco on the show one good thing that can say is that he loved his basset hound flash.
There goes my childhood hero sad he's retiring
My low-slung Shih-tzu hiked his little leg on an elevated drain cover in the bitter cold and his little wee wee stuck to the drain when he peed. I laughed a while before I could fetch warm water to unstick him.
I love ❤️ all these guys & have all there shows on d v d a pair of very funny awesome comedians 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 I have dachshunds.
4:03 it looks like Daniel Whitney is sitting in the audience
He’s
Hysterical😂😂😂😂
Love your routines!!!
love those clips keep them coming
They are not just dogs…they are our children……!!!!!
Dachshunds are awesome dogs. I had 4. Do NOT piss them off. They not only will defend their owner to death, but they will also tear you apart if you mess with their toys or food. God knows they bark at everything, have to watch you cook, have to watch you use the bathroom, and have to lick the water off of your legs whenever you get out of the shower. I miss my 3 that are gone dearly.
It seems jack russles have that in common...u just described my pup.
Yep, I’ve had Dachshunds all my life. They are simply the best!❤❤❤❤
Crazy but the bravest breed!
@@winterlane2247 Absolutely. I had a fenced in backyard so I could just let them out when need be. Next thing I know there is a huge hole in the yard and my dachshund has a mole. She confronted a Golden Eagle that landed in our yard and I was like "NOOO!" Absolutely fearless.
For viewers out there that do not know, Bill Engvall never uses any profanity in his shows.
And?
@@pamelah6431 and now you know! 😂😂
I wouldn't say never. It's just very mild profanity spread few and far between
Clean comedy and funny!
based
Once Again,You Do Not Disappoint😂Pgh EMS Thanks You🙏🏼❤️🌏
4:27 looks like Bill's wearing a fancy hat. :)
Dogs are permanent, manipulative two-year-olds. I have discovered this from having a couple of dogs.
Funny stuff Bill.
Basset's are the best
😂😂😂😂 you rock
what a legend,LOL
He is so funny!
Merry Christmas, Bill & Gail.
2:37 the facial expression with this joke is the selling point for me
Hi Bill, happy Friday. Hey I got a comment on something and you were going to get a kick out of this so I’m walking back to work today and there’s this dog and it’s a wiener dog the first thing that popped into my head was you because your wife and you have beautiful dogs and their breeder wiener dogs and you made a funny comment. You said if his transmission was dragging on the ground or something like that with his short little legs, so I made the funny comment to her, and she laughed. I don’t know if she knew who Bill Engvall was, but she does now lol 😂. So thank you Bill for making me laugh and making a woman laugh by me saying what you said that one day thank you very much anyway really quickly. I really wish you were on UA-cam like you used to be were you do you like treadmill talk with Bill you talk to your fans on UA-cam for about an hour go on the treadmill and stuff like that answer peoples questions and all that so come on Bill get back on the treadmill, because we need some inspiration from Bill
I love daschunds
1:03 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
Absolutely hilarious
I first saw him live in Lexington Ky back in 1990 I think for a New Years Eve show with Foxworthy and Engvall got more laughs. It was a sold-out show, and they were spectacular.
Dogs are the best
Love this 💞💞💞💞🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
Love your comedy
Laughter,,,,,,, Good medicine!
4:03 Larry the Cable Guy is at the show.
4:30 is that Larry The Cable Guy in the audience!?
I love it. I bet you have one about cats. My cats are making me nuts.
Hes hilarious
Well done 👏✔
Gill Engvall I truly LOVE your funny!!!
If you don't think dogs don't have a sense of what's nasty, just let them lick a lemon.
Mine actually likes lemons.. it just floored me..
What's wrong with lemons? Coming from someone who if he gets lemons, peals them and eats them just like most people peal and eat oranges 🍊.
@@rcmodelr they're not limes.
@@rcmodelr BC... before covid I couldn't do that RC, but now I can.. I still prefer limes though..
@@rcmodelr yeah, me too.
This kinda funny caint be taught, Bill wuz just born that way.❤
My at the time 18 month old, 90lb Great Pyrenees/ Golden Retriever mix damn near ate one of my cousins Mother's Day 2022. We'd only had him about 2 or 3 months at that point, and well, said cousin and her family were over to visit. We were standing in the yard bullshitting, and I don't remember exactly what I said, but it ended up with her faux-strangling me after a chase around the yard. I was laughing my ass off the whole time, but Ranger didn't get the joke. As soon as her hands were on me, that dog was locked on. The two of us didn't notice, but everyone else agreed he'd probably have tried tearing her up if I'd screamed. I love that dumbass.
❤😂😅 hahaha
Funny man.
That was terrific. Which one of his specials is this? It's terrible he is retiring.
Funny!!
🤣🤣🤣
Engvall as funny as ever. Did anyone else think the laughter was over the top? It almost sounded like a prerecorded laugh track from the old sitcoms. Don't get me wrong. Bill is freaking hilarious but like the line about the weiner dog having eight feet of back and two inch legs was obviously funny but the fast bust a guy roaring crowd and immediately silence the second he starts talking. A well trained and extremely polite audience I guess lol
jessa the bearded lady digs this💖🤣
Our dog does the same thing too lol 😂, but my husband pick that dog out and I always pick out the dog
Sooo funny
Makes the turds taste bad? Hey doc, is that the voice of experience?
Which tour is this one from?
Hey, I got one more thing I ask you a bill have you ever bought those house shoes with headlights? I keep wondering every time I hear this clip of you talk about it it makes me wonder if you did I wanna know two things number one do they have your face on them and number two do they have a here’s your sign symbol on them to? If not, I just gave you two good ideas here’s your sign bill.
Love Watching This Man!
LMAO 🤣
My Weiner Dog, Tokyo, is 11 years old now....he's a good dog.
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Huh. I actually laughed once during this one (when his hound licked his wife's face). I guess he CAN be funny! :)
Maybe turn your sense of humor off then turn it on again. Check the batteries. Blow on it...
My two you year old bugged me to death about what she thought what eating peanuts.....I gave her some. She DId not like the taste of raw garlic! In my defense i was cooking dinner
Please don't feed your dog garlic, onions or tomatoes. That will kill them.
Or grapes, either. Same for raisins. Or anything with tannons or in the alium family. NO leeks for that matter.
Terry. Smith
Bill likes his dogs like Fluffy likes his chew wi wi Bruno🥳
😂💗🙏
How come he doesn't worry about Duke having back problems?
Same body type of dog.