Medieval 2: Total War - Part 53 - The Papal Hates
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- Опубліковано 29 гру 2024
- Medieval 2: Total War continues, as the Pope intervenes to save the Imperials from destruction, leaving us with a difficult choice to make...
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(During the final fight against the Holy Roman *EMPIRE* )
"I killed the King! I used the word King correctly, too!"
No, Jon...he was the Emperor...
You're not Emperor Andreas! You weren't at the final battle for the land!
Jon: "Do we even have ladders?"
You mean those 8 things you carried up to the walls and used to send 4 units up onto the walls and subsequently retreated back down from the walls? You mean those things that were then left sitting against the walls in plain sight for the rest of the battle? Those things?
No, Jon. You didn't bring any ladders.
idunbeezasmart1 To be fair, they didn't bring ladders; they built them after they arrived.
"Sadly, we have no cross bows here"
*meanwhile there's a unit of cross bow men in that very same army*
Perception -1000
"I didn't bring ladders"
pans past ladders on the walls
>Removes ladders from walls to bring them up to the next tier in previous battle
>Uses ladders when siege towers catch fire in the next battle
>Needs ladders for next tier
"Did we bring ladders? No, maybe we didn't bother"
Oh, Jon.
The family of Milton Keynes has the same curse of Lt Dan's.. So far every single one of them died at the stake by an inquisitor
I see the Mongols are still trying to get to Ivarstead.
Good one.
Well, the bear may still be around xD
After a costly fight on the walls, with all his siege towers burned so that he had to use ladders, he asks "did i not bring ladders"
Nicely done Jon, nicely Done
*sees title* Oh, Jon finally got excommunicated for being at war with all the catholics?
Michael Rich I honestly at this point would just take rome and the papel states over, I was hoping he'd do that
You can't be at war with catholics if there are no catholics left *taps head*
Jon: did I bring ladders ? No I don’t think I did
*proceeds to literally pan over some ladders he brought*
At this point I'm pretty sure the Mongols are just looking for a really good parking spot.
When you killed the faction leader of Hungary, they were reconciled. When a king dies, they reconcile the faction.
So all Jon would need to do is send his worthless king to "negotiate peace" with the mongol horde and he could join back up with all his good friends again? lol
"Pray we get lucky with the towers and the flaming. Because if we lose both these towers, then we could be in a little bit of difficulty. One would be an acceptable loss." As he says those last words, both towers simultaneously burst into flames.
"Theres a heretic thats more holy than you, how embarrassing"
Let it be known that the Pope decrees that Jon shall henceforth be known as 'Pestifer Mundi' - Destroyer of the World.
Optimus Princeps Bob Boblington a fitting name for the great britant
The chances of the mongols doing anything today, are a million to one he said. The chances of the mongols doing anything today, are a million to one, but still, they come!
Solid War of the Worlds reference.
10/10
If by come you mean walk in the opposite direction, exactly right!
They're taking their time about it.
Well, my die roll was 124 366 out of 1 000 000... so, nope, no Mongols in my game.
Hungary was reconciled because the excommunicated king died. Hint, hint.
While they're nowhere near as good as the ones in Rome, I wish we could get see some pre-battle speeches again. :(
Did anyone else forget that Egypt is still alive just hanging out in Damascus?
What ever happened to jons merchants he use to give such high praise but we haven't seen or heard anything about them for a while....
catking22 I was thinking the exact same thing this episode xD
They are all dead or dying. Besides, his economy is no longer relying on them to support the Danish Economy.
i think he mentioned that at the beginning of the game since there is so little money going around the merchants become incredibly valuable. But by the late game the economy looks much better so there is no point in paying attention to them.
A Fat Dalmatian it gives me a sonces of sadness. ..
catking22 also too much money leads to corrupt leaders, can be a minor problem later game
With how many towers Jon seems to lose I think his own troops are sabotaging them by covering them in oil.
Jon: "The worst thing that could happen now is that the Pope basically puts his protection over the Imperials and says no attacks."
*looks at title*
*narrows eyes*
*sighs* You know, this is why nobody got annoyed when Sweden conquered Denmark
and after 53 parts, Jon has just met the conditions for the Danish short campaign
He had earlier, but he decided to "Fuck it, let's keep going".
>inb4 someone makes a "Germans feeling the Bern" pun.
I'm keeping my eye on those who would make that pun. I'm putting all the usual pun-maker suspects on Bern notice.
Tiberius Brutus *Whistles inconspicuously*
'Feeling the Bern' is better than 'The Papal Hates' and for this you win nothing.
Tiberius Brutus "feel the bern" is that the inquistions motto?
No Jon, any faction whos King was excommunicated is automatically reconciled upon the death of said King. Meaning, its sometimes better to let an excommunicated leader remain alive and continue the warpath unabated, than to kill him and get them back into the fold with the Pope sooner than otherwise would happen.
I ALREADY DON’T LIKE THE TITLE OF THIS EPISODE
BLASPHEMY
AFTER WE'VE FINISHED WITH CORSICA YOU'RE NEXT INFIDEL
Bye bye
Fuck the pope!
*gives a long rant in Irish*
Please Holy Father! Send a Crusading army to purge these heretics off the face of the earth! I’ll even hang Skapti using a noose made from his own intestines!
In the words of Hellsing ultimate abridged; "Fuck the new pope." You don't need them anymore.
Alternate title: F**k the Popelice
"I killed a King, and actually used the term correctly!" *Leader killed was an Emperor.* Well, excommunicated, the Portuguese armies taking aim at Ireland and Wales are now fair game, as well as their fleet. And their territories. After that, get "Bad" King Skapti killed, and you get a reset with the Pope. =^[.]^=
Raycheetah Or he could get rid of the Pope in an Alternate History scenario where the Protestant Reformation goes very wrong.
ctrl M selects all missile troops, ctrl C all cavalry and ctrl I all infantry
Ah, so this is the "we don't have ladders" episode that was talked about in the livestream.
I think Jon's just lost a perk or something.
Also, the one time Jon thinks he's used "king" properly he hadn't: that was the Emperor.
Additionally:
"I was there," he would say afterwards, until afterwards became a time quite devoid of laughter. "I was there, the day Jon slew the Emperor."
next polaris series will be space ourhaus. or as it will probably be name ouruniverse
Ryan Zephyr or ourspas
Champion of all 3 crusades, gets excommunicated
For the love of Julianus Vitinius archers and crossbows are not indirect fire. They're direct fire.
Finally! Now that the pope has told us off we can be a proper Viking horde! TO VALHALLA!!!
John always forgetting those ladders
They can’t fight Denmark if they ARE Denmark!
the biggest joy of my world domination campaign was that by the time I could go to the new world, the old world was entirely cities and fortresses so everything had paved roads, even Rhodes had them (and they took as long to make and cost as much as to make as the roads across Tripolii because that makes sense). You could go from Marrakesh to Corbuda all on paved roads
Just send the ladders in first, engage the archers on the walls, AND THEN send in the siege towers to crush the defenders! Towers alone are not enough to put them on fire.
"Do we have ladders?" I don't know, Jon, did you lose half an army on the walls? I don't remember. Are they the tall wooden structures standing on the outside of the walls? They are? No then, you didn't bring any ladders...
Jon is like a Metal Gear Solid antagonist. He thinks he will make world peace by eliminating everyone except him. Just add in a nuke, a few bipedal weapons systems and boom a story by Hideo Kojima. Oh except forgot Denmark we all know Denmark doesn't exist.
the death of a faction leader always ends excommunication
people of the world i have great news!
The danish are not your biggest threat!
i am.
The Black Death I mean...it's probably about even actually..
Rest In Peace Holy Roman Empire. 1080-1300. This is the price the Imperials get for being the false Successor to Rome.
Part 54 - Ex-Com: Clemency Unknown
Well looks like time to help the old pope to go to heaven. I've heard snakes in the bed help.
In RTW I sunk Briton's entire navy after assassinating the generals in Briton... they became rebel because literally all the rest of the royal family was on their ships
> "Shame I don't have any crossbowmen"> Unit of militia crossbowmen spends the entire battle doing absolutely nothing
Per -1
Wow, the Germans are really feeling the BERN, right Tiberius?
Darn, that's a good pun...
I hate you.
...Also I made it first.
いどんげちt
Wrong keyboard...
I don't get it
Many A True Nerd yo, when are you gonna end the series? i got bored 13 episodes ago.
I've finally caught up!!
Dammit, now I have to WAIT for the next episode!!
Now, you must conquer the pope. For his holiness has surely gone mad to excommunicate such devoted christians. At least that's what we'll illustrate on those colourfull pamflets because 90 ish percent of the population is illiterate.
And the Danes reign supreme.
"Sadly we have no crossbows here" Umm..Jon, we need to talk about your perception. :P
The Imperials are 'feeling the Bern'
Jon after you deal with Spanish and French, March on to Rome and declare yourself His Popyness
if you want a high authority leader use assassins as the some of dread traits the leader get from using them give you authority
Explains some things about the assassin-happy Hungarians, dunnit? As it is, otherwise, Authority is the trait the AI lavishes on its own leaders, not the player's. ='[.]'=
need to get a good assassin by the pope at all times for when he gets in the way and needs replaced
Farewell to the holy roman empire. I can't believe you killed the guys you would end up playing as in the future and the past. Western Roman Empire for life!
The Mongols saw a beaver and headed north to follow it
the pope needs to stop arses-ing around
His dad was also killed by an inquisitor
John seeks the Pax Dania and shell give those who do not ley down there arms the piece of the grave yard . the choice is yours enemy's of Denmark
the french were well known for being on the Iberian peninsula
You can destroy spearmen with cavalry in M2TW, you just have to wait until they break formation and start charging before counter-charging.
The axes power haven risen once again
*THE TARA TIMES*
*Denmark Excommunicated: a Den of Heresy*
It pains me to say that the empire which liberated Éire is no longer in the good graces of Rome. A once great empire, turned evil. We know not why, wether the cause be the House of Milton Keynes, the constant exposure to heresy by POWs, or the fact that King Skapti is incredibly stupid. From now on, the Hiberno-Danish Inquisition shall be known as the Irish Government in Exile. More on this later.
hey jon will You be uploading the Roman total war steam from saturday? because i missed it and i would love to see what happened
Jesus christ the Inquisition really hate the Milton Keynes family dont they.
Also congrats on 300K
Next time for one of these can you play the stainless steel mod?
I love this series!
could the Mongols be bumbling because of the spy at the back?
Good video Jon
The Holy Roman Empire must Bern!
Oh look the French surrendered immediately
Jon is really unlucky when it comes to his siege towers, jeez!
Are you going to take over the Americas once it unlocks
Overseer Jacoren Of course he is. (He's hinted at it).
why doesnt jon like to use the night fight mechanic.
I think because it makes it harder to see, and makes little to no difference when manually controlling your troops.
i thought it worked like "lightning strike from total war warhammer
I think Jon wanted to kill his king at the battle of Edessa
World peace through global domination and oppression isn't that the back story to code geass?
I can feel the bern/
Oops.
Thanks for the video!
Lets do this!!!
Pls Jon play Tropico 5. I think you would love it.
That's actually a very good idea!
Only if he does the voices.
Well caribbean Jon would be quite interesting ^^
4 is better in most respects, one of my biggest gripes is how most of the voice actors changed
Damn that Spanish prince shares my first name
Maybe the mongols just like that spot
I'm playing as Denmark
Turn 18 my faction heir turned rebel with a huge army
Do you remember when the French where scary
I want more night attacks!
Still no mongols :>(
the longer Jon takes to wipe out the Mongols, the more
likely he will have to deal with the Mongols _and_ the Timurids ...
Poor Tasilaqs... Always burned by the inquisition... That's a terrible hobby...
Time to remove Spaghetti.
The red army took Bern! XD
HELP ZHE KAISER!
So now we've been excommunicated can we take Rome now?
Germans weren't rivals for long, were they?
I hope you decided to Bern it down
I want a MATN pun generator
Take Rome. The Pope must pay.
if you've no plans to upgrade a fortress to a citadel then why the hell did you just occupy it and not sack it for money
You mean the fortresses the game paid for the Germans to have their castles upgraded to in spite of having no economy? Mebbe the Pope lent 'em the Florins, who knows? =0[.]o=
Denmark v Hungary
Hungary has superior infantry
Denmark has superior cavalry
...