Medieval 2: Total War - Part 63 - Blood on the Snow

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  • @tREX13470
    @tREX13470 7 років тому +74

    "The front line is fine, it is just falling apart"-Jon, 03.12.2017

  • @thetimuridhorde9539
    @thetimuridhorde9539 7 років тому +111

    there were a lot of archers in that battle against the Mongols. The survivors made a n-Arrow escape.

  • @PostNukeProductions
    @PostNukeProductions 7 років тому +47

    I'm almost certain it's already been mentioned, but *HOLY HELL THE MINI-MAP.* The mighty Danish empire controls all but a few territories in mainland Europe, and it really shows.

  • @PresentationM
    @PresentationM 7 років тому +21

    The Mongols even bumble around during the battle...

  • @Wizkid490
    @Wizkid490 7 років тому +21

    "The frontline is fine! It's just falling apart!"
    -Jon 2017

  • @themongolhorde8191
    @themongolhorde8191 7 років тому +62

    I'm sure many of you were saddened by the passing of King Skapti. Well, I have good news: he lives! Yes, after his own people refused to pay his ransom, he begged to join us. He was taught our language, and will lead the Horde to many great victories!
    Maybe. He seems a bit nervous at first, but he will surely perform "The Mongolian Shuffle" with the best of us soon enough

  • @toaster4634
    @toaster4634 7 років тому +23

    Pretty Pretty Horsies: A History of the Mongol Empire: Chapter 1 - We had found a wonderful new home in the mountains west of Yerevan. There was plenty of space to run our armies in circles to keep them in shape. All was well until some assholes wearing red showed up.

    • @lilben4184
      @lilben4184 3 роки тому

      I understood that reference

  • @pontifexcellence6648
    @pontifexcellence6648 7 років тому +23

    Venice is falling back against the pious Danish! The Pope’s favourites win once more!

    • @eamontheapostate850
      @eamontheapostate850 7 років тому +2

      *pulls out a crucifix, and starts sprinkling the actual pope with holy water*
      VADE RETRO SATANA! NON SUADE MIHI VANA!
      SUNT MALA QUAE LIBAS! IPSE VENENA BIBAS!

  • @Streptovarius
    @Streptovarius 7 років тому +26

    You mention the Mongolian rocket launchers and then say they have no gunpowder artillery immediately after. They aren't cannons but they are still gun powder weaponry.

  • @variousnumber891
    @variousnumber891 7 років тому +20

    Venice: HA! We shall kill the Danes in the field!
    Denmark: Uhm... Why didn't you just stay in the Citadel?
    Venice: Oh... Err... Bollocks. Why didn't we do that?

  • @johanlarsen7656
    @johanlarsen7656 7 років тому +8

    Jon, you need to check if your cannon-crews are properly attached to the cannons - they might have been pushed off, which can explain why they didn't fire during most of the fight.

  • @CharlieCookeActor
    @CharlieCookeActor 7 років тому +15

    "I'll just do some coursework" *New MATN episode uploads* "Damn it........."

  • @iancrane5705
    @iancrane5705 7 років тому +14

    it wouldn't be MATN if jon hadn't left 112 norse swordsmen standing still for 80% of the first battle

  • @Mr44andMore
    @Mr44andMore 7 років тому +24

    MONGELS NED, IN AN OPEN FIELD

    • @FwendlyMushwoom
      @FwendlyMushwoom 7 років тому +8

      GODS I WAS DANISH THEN

    • @mrspidey80
      @mrspidey80 7 років тому

      Oh no.../freefolk is leaking

    • @pax7322
      @pax7322 7 років тому

      Fucking boars and killing Whores

  • @maxerd
    @maxerd 7 років тому +7

    Here's a few tips:
    When positioning on a hill, make sure you're on the slope, not the summit.
    When positioning artillery, line them up one by one, don't click to move.
    Involve infantry earlier and when using them to defend, put them in defend mode.
    Use cavalry to chase down breaking forces earlier and use infantry to fight the remaining, so infantry can help chase.
    Pause the game more often, you're stressing yourself out and often miss important fights.

  • @CaptainHightop
    @CaptainHightop 7 років тому +36

    Tactician is a title no one will ever apply to Jon.

    • @Healermain15
      @Healermain15 7 років тому +5

      Not without some pertinent qualifiers.

    • @PalleRasmussen
      @PalleRasmussen 7 років тому +2

      Fortunately you do not need it to beat MTW. TATW with MOS or EB2 though...
      Different story. I want Jon to try them. Both are a teaching experience- especially TATW.

    • @Healermain15
      @Healermain15 7 років тому +1

      Offensive ones are pretty high up there.
      Defensive ones are a cakewalk.

  • @GreatValueOprah
    @GreatValueOprah 7 років тому +40

    Wait, did Jon just call a sand storm a rad storm?

  • @TilenŠmid
    @TilenŠmid 7 років тому +37

    Blood on the snow
    Blood on the ashes
    I’m not ashamed of what I am!

    • @SCTDavies
      @SCTDavies 7 років тому +7

      I was hoping to find someone with this comment.

    • @The66Hammer
      @The66Hammer 7 років тому +5

      Very nice. Great song.

    • @flynn659
      @flynn659 7 років тому

      Oh hey it's you again! hiii

  • @raulprima
    @raulprima 7 років тому +4

    Jon, here's a simple advice. If you position your artillery directly looking at a hill, then it will hit the hill, not the troops behind it. That is all.

  • @Noah_AWICB
    @Noah_AWICB 7 років тому +24

    What's the aim right now? Is Jon taking over the whole map? That would be cool to see

    • @gargoyles9999
      @gargoyles9999 7 років тому +12

      Noah Edwards he wants world peace and technically if you kill everyone else then you can't have a war. I think he's going to let the Byzantines, Egypt and the Moors live just for some epilogue commentary.

  • @RayHLv
    @RayHLv 7 років тому +29

    You should give Rome to the Byzantines as a gift. I think it would be really nice.

    • @YTPoljo
      @YTPoljo 7 років тому +1

      RayHLv i think byzantium should burn

    • @RayHLv
      @RayHLv 7 років тому +7

      But... The Byzantines are the last remaining sons and daughters of the legendary Julianus Vatinius here on Earth. Rome is theirs by birthright.

    • @KotoAndSpaceyKaS
      @KotoAndSpaceyKaS 7 років тому +6

      julianus earned that birthright as should they

  • @Kaarl_Mills
    @Kaarl_Mills 7 років тому +3

    If Jon loves the cavalry charges in MTW2 so much Im surprised that Cataphracts in Rome dont get a mention: not only are they brutal on the charge and the resulting melee they also throw people up into the air and back

  • @randomsandwichian
    @randomsandwichian 7 років тому +6

    Oh great, the war has to be in the middle of a rad storm...
    You mean, *Total War: FALLOUT* ?!

    • @Frisbie147
      @Frisbie147 7 років тому +4

      Ian Tan i'd play that

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 6 років тому

      Dismounted Brotherhood Knights

    • @josue_mejia
      @josue_mejia 3 роки тому

      @@AgentTasmania *Unarmoured

  • @juliuszondag5515
    @juliuszondag5515 6 років тому +2

    Really can't wait to meet the Mongols in my game!

  • @adelaide2511
    @adelaide2511 7 років тому +9

    So I finally started playing this game, and it's fair to say I'm comparatively awful! I'm at turn 60 and I've united the UK and taken Angers and another French territory. Also most of Christendom hate me despite never back stabbing anyone ever.

    • @adelaide2511
      @adelaide2511 7 років тому +1

      Is it too much to ask to do both!?

  • @Negetive2digit
    @Negetive2digit 4 роки тому

    Things like the opening battle is why later TW games added a slow-mo setting on the speed adjustment UI.

  • @Titan-gs6cf
    @Titan-gs6cf 7 років тому +2

    Mongols: known for their foot soldiers and cavalry
    Their foot soldiers and cavalry are archers.
    Why not just say they're good at shooting people?

  • @jonguilt7789
    @jonguilt7789 7 років тому +3

    Are these Mongols or just particularly belligerent Wildebeest? Maybe that horned moon is just an impressionist portrait

  • @phatlaluke
    @phatlaluke 7 років тому +8

    Are you just going until you're the only Catholic faction, or are you going to run over everyone?
    WORLD DOMINATION

  • @Vinchester87
    @Vinchester87 7 років тому +3

    Part 63 and John still doesn't group his ranged units...

  • @joelcox5801
    @joelcox5801 7 років тому

    I really hope we see some fan art of moments through this play-through

  • @tactictoe
    @tactictoe 7 років тому +1

    Sunday night is peak MaTN

  • @seawind930
    @seawind930 7 років тому

    When I saw the title I thought about 50 cent: Blood on the Sands, and I thought well that would be an interesting game for Jon to play.

  • @thoughtfulpug1333
    @thoughtfulpug1333 7 років тому +2

    If you're gonna do an Empire series in the near future, will you be using Darthmod or just vanilla?

  • @ledzeppelin27
    @ledzeppelin27 7 років тому +8

    Sad to see this series not get as many views as it should and start coming to an end. I'd say let the Mongols go steamroll whatever they want unimpeded, and follow them around taking the cities they leave behind. Use all of the forces you made to fight them to wrap up Egypt and the middle east, start moving all your northern troops down making grand armies. and it's GG

    • @alexharris991
      @alexharris991 7 років тому

      ledzeppelin27 you do realize the last part got over 20,000 views which isn’t bad

    • @JoshuaKevinPerry
      @JoshuaKevinPerry 7 років тому +2

      Well, there's no Julianus Vatinuous

  • @emotionalsupportsheep
    @emotionalsupportsheep 7 років тому +1

    Oh, why am I suddenly on fire? And flat?

  • @stironion
    @stironion 7 років тому +3

    Hey Jon, when is the Government simulator live-stream being uploaded?

  • @coffeecaesar1443
    @coffeecaesar1443 7 років тому

    If anyone could win that battle against the Spanish, it's Jon.

  • @conspiracyman8353
    @conspiracyman8353 5 років тому

    So many Mongol cavalry troops dead- imagine how much Tesco's Mongolian beef you could have.

  • @arrgghh1555
    @arrgghh1555 7 років тому +3

    Stop retraining every unit. Merge old units and train new ones.

  • @toaofpi
    @toaofpi 7 років тому

    What game in the series do they add the ability to control reinforcing armies?
    Thanks for the video!

  • @CoffeeConsumer643
    @CoffeeConsumer643 7 років тому

    i just said in my head that there should be medieval video today and i go to youtube and its the first that is there nice timing

    • @ledzeppelin27
      @ledzeppelin27 7 років тому

      I get extremely excited when I see it pop up

  • @nickrea1873
    @nickrea1873 7 років тому +1

    I feel like that artillery didn't really do much

  • @quimble2177
    @quimble2177 7 років тому

    Jon, you ought to check out the Ancient Empires Mod for Total War Attila. It's a big mod but its really bloody good. As someone who...seems knowledgeable of the time period I reckon you'd enjoy it

  • @silasstryder
    @silasstryder 7 років тому +1

    Does anyone else feel Jon's been spinning his wheels since king skapti 'bravely sacrificed himself'? Move it along Jon

    • @supersasukemaniac
      @supersasukemaniac 7 років тому +2

      well remember, it may have been 3 videos but it's only been 2 turns for him. It can and will speed up.

  • @PacificEmperor
    @PacificEmperor 7 років тому

    Did Jon win already? Which episode had the win screen?

    • @sweetwheatsy
      @sweetwheatsy 7 років тому +2

      If I remember correctly, he won when he wiped out the last settlement of the Russians, since he had Jerusalem and 45 settlements.

  • @sweetwheatsy
    @sweetwheatsy 7 років тому

    How come the AI never assaults on the first turn of a siege? I get that the portuguese here did not have any artillery, but the Moors had during their countless sieges on Corsica. It just makes it so much easier to prepare for them coming.

  • @chriscalvin5083
    @chriscalvin5083 7 років тому

    good video Jon

  • @LunaAndreodePaiva
    @LunaAndreodePaiva 7 років тому +8

    Jon, I know it's a TOTAL WAR game... But you are going a little bit too far declaring war on the forest!

    • @gargoyles9999
      @gargoyles9999 7 років тому +5

      Raul Andreo de Paiva he will create world peace even if it means conquering nature itself. Now I can't stop thinking about Jon trying to get his artillery to hit Bambi's Mom

    • @LunaAndreodePaiva
      @LunaAndreodePaiva 7 років тому +3

      gargoyles9999
      "I will make world peace, even if it means going on a war!"
      Many a True Nerd, Jon - 2017

  • @Mankorra_Gomorrah
    @Mankorra_Gomorrah 7 років тому +1

    Wow, Jon's really skipping around to do this side-quest in wind helm today... wait......

  • @onchristieroad
    @onchristieroad 7 років тому

    I suppose the Warhammer cavalry being less amazing is because the armies are so asymmetric: Some armies don't even have cavalry at all.

  • @theemeraldepiphone644
    @theemeraldepiphone644 4 роки тому

    Should I start calling you the Clash? Cause you seem to have the Pavise on your back.

  • @darkpandaplays1320
    @darkpandaplays1320 7 років тому

    Will Jonathan be playing tropico 5 within the next 5 years

  • @relja5196
    @relja5196 7 років тому

    Good evening!

  • @jaredcicero3449
    @jaredcicero3449 7 років тому

    So this video was just about 2-3 different battles

  • @joukdehaan3328
    @joukdehaan3328 7 років тому

    Jon...Why would you fight the mongols on the field?

    • @galaxygold5939
      @galaxygold5939 7 років тому +9

      Are you new? Because the mongols refuse to fight anywhere else! And besides... he won.

    • @joukdehaan3328
      @joukdehaan3328 7 років тому +1

      To me it seems like the mongols are finally attacking, or at least attacking the turks etc. to fight John eventually. I guess this way is less boring, but I find it ironic he spend the last 50 parts talking about how you don't wanna fight dem Mongols in the field, and that he's now fighting the mongols in the field.

    • @galaxygold5939
      @galaxygold5939 7 років тому +3

      Its usually like that, but they took so much time hes now at a tech level where its not so bad to fight on the open field, and besides, I seriously doubt they are ever going to attack his settlements

    • @joukdehaan3328
      @joukdehaan3328 7 років тому +1

      Fair enough, I guess, I just really want to see Jon have an epic siege defence capital cannontower 10000 mongol massacre.

  • @gennik7966
    @gennik7966 7 років тому +42

    Play Doki Doki Liturature club. Its free. Dont ask questions. Dont look into it. It starts of slow but gets better

    • @mistahsusan2650
      @mistahsusan2650 7 років тому +9

      Plus 1 Intelligence is it another one of those anime tiddies game?

    • @gennik7966
      @gennik7966 7 років тому +5

      Mistah Susan you will see

    • @mistahsusan2650
      @mistahsusan2650 7 років тому

      Plus 1 Intelligence no, for it is you who shall see!

    • @Healermain15
      @Healermain15 7 років тому +6

      So long as we get more hedgehog facts.

    • @Healermain15
      @Healermain15 7 років тому

      Even if you restart the game every now and then? That tends to close most memory leaks.

  • @lonleylurker281
    @lonleylurker281 7 років тому

    Is it bad i look forward to the politics more then the "war" itself?

  • @PalleRasmussen
    @PalleRasmussen 7 років тому

    A radstorm? Fallout Total War? New merged franchise?

  • @D.Jay.
    @D.Jay. 7 років тому +16

    Yeah cool video, great commentary, much love. *WHERE IS FALLOUT FROST*

    • @PostNukeProductions
      @PostNukeProductions 7 років тому +9

      It's coming later, be patient!

    • @D.Jay.
      @D.Jay. 7 років тому +3

      PostNukeProductions NEVER!

  • @zenfu3936
    @zenfu3936 7 років тому +2

    cfbf-ea54-515b-1ca5-d2e7-47a9 Rome total war steam cd key

  • @AshleyLarkin
    @AshleyLarkin 7 років тому

    Hello

  • @SaintDaisley
    @SaintDaisley 7 років тому +1

    Stop. Using. Exploding. Ammo.
    It's shit. Regular rounds are more accurate, and one hit kill anything they go through. They smear entire lines all the way through units. You watched an exploding round kill TWO guys with a direct hit. Two. TWO!

  • @gavinmartin3762
    @gavinmartin3762 7 років тому

    yayyy

  • @calgskeet
    @calgskeet 7 років тому

    Tad bit early today.

  • @Ishoam
    @Ishoam 7 років тому

    Jon, you should gift Rome to the Byzantines.

  • @HoJu1989
    @HoJu1989 7 років тому

    Godfred for king!

  • @PalleRasmussen
    @PalleRasmussen 7 років тому

    Oh Jon...
    I will make you a bet; 50 quid on Patreon that you cannot do the following
    Install TaTW + MOS ? Return of The King
    Play as Gondor with Lore-friendly options, game setting VH/VH
    No Blitzing; IE, you are allowed to take the Ithilien provinces, Gobel Tolfalas, Langstrand and the other victory regions in the West, but no more. You can raid neighbouring provinces/Regions and Coastal regions of Harad, but not keep them.
    Hold like that till after Turn 100
    50 Quid on Patreon, if you cannot do this before April 2017 ends, you play a campaign of Europa Barbarorum 2.

  • @AP-ew5sm
    @AP-ew5sm 7 років тому

    yay, I'm here early

  • @sinful9347
    @sinful9347 7 років тому +4

    I would like to inform you that I am first, thank you