How BIG CHUNGUS saved MY JOB

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  • Опубліковано 18 жов 2024

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  • @metheguywhoisalive
    @metheguywhoisalive 4 роки тому +1433

    A better title would be: How to Write Ransomware Legally

    • @Habbitual
      @Habbitual 2 роки тому +70

      @Norwegian Cat well consider:
      He wrote code that the professor *had* to have for a paper in a way that the professor couldn't use, and then held re-writing the code ransom for getting his name on the research paper. Legal ransomware right there.

    • @sovietshnuckums5345
      @sovietshnuckums5345 Рік тому +2

      plus ratio

    • @franklinhuang
      @franklinhuang 6 місяців тому +1

      Make others depend on you and not the other way around.

    • @MyName-tb9oz
      @MyName-tb9oz 5 місяців тому

      1.2K people disagree with@reelvonic.

  • @nikitasalunke5297
    @nikitasalunke5297 4 роки тому +837

    *the system's internal pressure is 3.2*10^23*

    • @storytimewithjeff
      @storytimewithjeff  4 роки тому +159

      I’ll make something about that as well at some point

    • @InconclusionInc
      @InconclusionInc 4 роки тому +5

      320*10^21

    • @Alberto-ny7kf
      @Alberto-ny7kf 4 роки тому +14

      i haven't done the math but i bet this is either 69 or 420.

    • @Hamuel
      @Hamuel 4 роки тому +10

      How would it be 69 or 420 lol

    • @Alberto-ny7kf
      @Alberto-ny7kf 4 роки тому +4

      @@Hamuel idk

  • @hoangtran4736
    @hoangtran4736 4 роки тому +2017

    Imagine the professor's reaction when he learns about automatic refactoring tools.

    • @d-class-to2of
      @d-class-to2of 4 роки тому +17

      Hehe me first reply

    • @jonathanz.9675
      @jonathanz.9675 4 роки тому +1

      @@d-class-to2of lol

    • @111BLACKLIGHTNING111
      @111BLACKLIGHTNING111 4 роки тому +7

      I was just thinking that something probably exists. Or you could simply contrive your own with some simple code.
      I'm only in java 2.

    • @Placeholder333
      @Placeholder333 5 місяців тому +2

      @@homeless5913 Exactly. How are you gonna change the names of the variables to what they actually do and add proper comments when the problem you've got is that you don't know what the variables do.

  • @DarrienGlasser
    @DarrienGlasser 4 роки тому +2295

    This professor was about to take over a million lines of code and not credit the creator without a chungus or 2. Jfc

    • @Red-Tower
      @Red-Tower 4 роки тому +119

      Just casual academia things :/

    • @googlemail4241
      @googlemail4241 4 роки тому +39

      @@Red-Tower nah just scumbag things. Same thing happens in all industries but its a widely acknowledged surveillance society and youre basically inherently an irrelevant ant if you think nobody is going to know.

    • @andromedagalaxy649
      @andromedagalaxy649 4 роки тому +3

      @Google Mail nah you’re the scumbag here, so fuck off.

    • @oscaralvarez714
      @oscaralvarez714 4 роки тому +4

      I'm having this happen to me right now :(

    • @DarrienGlasser
      @DarrienGlasser 4 роки тому +11

      @@oscaralvarez714 sucks real bad man. Always gotta include a kill switch somewhere.

  • @elainalan3952
    @elainalan3952 4 роки тому +890

    Your professor got infected with the meme power of big cHUNGALOID

  • @greatmaddyave
    @greatmaddyave 4 роки тому +1078

    Been writing code all my life, and everyone in the industry uses funny variable names and no one has ever cared.

    • @goodclover
      @goodclover 4 роки тому +33

      This was for a professional paper though.

    • @greatmaddyave
      @greatmaddyave 4 роки тому +180

      @@goodclover yeah, isn't all work you do for your job....professional?

    • @CTHD13
      @CTHD13 4 роки тому +39

      John Cossack I think he means the code was literally published for reference in the paper

    • @LittleWhole
      @LittleWhole 4 роки тому +27

      When I was like 11 I named my token variable my actual token. And published it to GitHub. Big mistake.

    • @kienhuynh1614
      @kienhuynh1614 4 роки тому +23

      @@CTHD13 I don't think most people in the academia care about variable names / comments that much. As long as there is nothing offensive, and you can replicate the results, it's fine.
      Hell, a lot of codes written in the academia is really subpar and bug-ridden because the coders just want to get the experiments done.

  • @TempestKrimps
    @TempestKrimps 4 роки тому +309

    thank you jeff, if i ever get a programming job i'll make sure to name my variables after small pieces of the bee movie script

  • @MChief123
    @MChief123 4 роки тому +82

    That ISWEARIFIGETANOTHERRUNTIMEERROR variable name hits me really hard.

  • @epsilonthedragon1249
    @epsilonthedragon1249 4 роки тому +951

    void Chungus()
    {
    Vector3 size = transform.localScale;
    transform.localScale = new Vector3(size.x * 1.25, size.y * 1.25, size.z * 1.25);
    print(“Big Big Chungus”);
    }

    • @squash_boi901
      @squash_boi901 4 роки тому +71

      this guy unitys

    • @totozilla6396
      @totozilla6396 4 роки тому +16

      That One Random Gamer
      I don't even know what language is that but somehow I got it

    • @epsilonthedragon1249
      @epsilonthedragon1249 4 роки тому +38

      @@totozilla6396 It's C#, specifically how it's used in Unity

    • @totozilla6396
      @totozilla6396 4 роки тому +15

      That One Random Gamer
      Oh so that's why
      I'm actually learning C++ but I'm just in the basics by now

    • @robadc
      @robadc 4 роки тому +29

      While (true == true)
      {
      size *= 1.25 * Time.DeltaTime;
      Debug.Log("Your RAM can not withstand the power of Chungus");
      }

  • @NiceWeebBro
    @NiceWeebBro 4 роки тому +309

    biggest chungus moment

    • @d-class-to2of
      @d-class-to2of 4 роки тому

      Hehe me first reply

    • @waloba
      @waloba 4 роки тому

      @@d-class-to2of hehe me no care

    • @gqcbutworse
      @gqcbutworse 4 роки тому

      @policia masivo
      hehe me ask who asked

    • @waloba
      @waloba 4 роки тому

      @@gqcbutworse I don't care if you "Didn't Ask"
      The world does not revolve around you. I can say whatever the fuck I want and I could care less if you "didn't ask". STFU this is why you're lonely and everyone leaves you.

    • @gqcbutworse
      @gqcbutworse 4 роки тому

      @policia masivo
      hehe bro calm down it’s a joke lol

  • @notdoneyet1361
    @notdoneyet1361 4 роки тому +316

    Now this is an epic holesome reddit chungus moment

  • @michaelpearson2004
    @michaelpearson2004 4 роки тому +202

    " Playing minecraft on the university super computer"
    The hero we need, but dont deserve

  • @blehm_7403
    @blehm_7403 4 роки тому +99

    Chunga ooh chunga ooh

  • @Snort70
    @Snort70 4 роки тому +31

    “How BIG CHUNGUS saved MY MARRIAGE”
    “so recently my wife and I had problems getting intimate. Now that all changed when big chungus showed up”

  • @Cringe34R
    @Cringe34R 4 роки тому +155

    Ah yes Asian Sam o’ nella

  • @chrishamilton7107
    @chrishamilton7107 4 роки тому +108

    "Ultrachungarino" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @twistiv
    @twistiv 4 роки тому +25

    I had a very similar lab experience during the summer before my first year of college. I was in a lab where we were doing experiments with lasers and it was my job to code simulations as well.

  • @stairworse
    @stairworse 4 роки тому +100

    Who doesn't name their variables after Big Chungus?

  • @Nightwalker-zk6ce
    @Nightwalker-zk6ce 4 роки тому +56

    I just got on UA-cam to listen to some music while reading before going to bed, but that all went out the window when this showed up in the recommended page.

  • @Oretal
    @Oretal 4 роки тому +25

    It’s amazing how them not reading your code lead to this. Great work dude.

  • @hambourghini1687
    @hambourghini1687 4 роки тому +47

    Epic department? I’d like to file a claim 😎

  • @WhiteChocolateSyrup
    @WhiteChocolateSyrup 4 роки тому +10

    This is my first time ever seeing you pop up in my recommended and I'm so happy for it because this is GOLDEN xD

  • @SapkaliAkif
    @SapkaliAkif 4 роки тому +11

    Rest in piece r/bigchungus

  • @level7000
    @level7000 4 роки тому +156

    Waiting before this gets recomended to everyone

  • @adelaide7822
    @adelaide7822 4 роки тому +55

    I think it would have been funny if your condition was that you change all the variable names except big chungus but this story is just really funny already...

  • @charlieschuck19
    @charlieschuck19 4 роки тому +13

    I always name my programs after WOW characters... I, too, have gotten away with a lot of interesting variables

  • @foggycraw6758
    @foggycraw6758 4 роки тому +15

    Thanks man! Ima meme my way to nature's front page using this method

    • @Legoluigi26
      @Legoluigi26 4 роки тому

      What does that mean?

    • @rennoc6478
      @rennoc6478 5 місяців тому

      @@Legoluigi26the journal nature

  • @zoop5396
    @zoop5396 4 роки тому +54

    Of course our lord and savior saved your job. He is a kind and merciful god.

  • @npc6817
    @npc6817 4 роки тому +3

    Imagine being called by your ex boss and the first thing he asks you is what the fuck is a chungus

  • @bigngaming9214
    @bigngaming9214 4 роки тому +5

    Glad to be of service!

  • @shikitohnogaming
    @shikitohnogaming 4 роки тому +4

    Big Chungus gave you your first real taste of job security, nice

  • @bruceisjuice
    @bruceisjuice 4 роки тому +8

    Loved the vid, your comedy reminds me a lot of casually explained

  • @Chiken1
    @Chiken1 4 роки тому +9

    I have the interpersonal skills of a rock 😂 this gave me Sam O’nella academy vibes

  • @patricklewis9787
    @patricklewis9787 4 роки тому +16

    The reddit is strong with this one

  • @melomelomel
    @melomelomel 4 роки тому +101

    i stan a legend

  • @kelvinator7738
    @kelvinator7738 4 роки тому +171

    bruh lmao

    • @kyang8093
      @kyang8093 4 роки тому +8

      ayo bruh moment

    • @GoodieM8
      @GoodieM8 4 роки тому +2

      can i get 147 likes for saying bruh lmao

  • @carson3149
    @carson3149 4 роки тому +2

    "I swear if I get one more runtime error"
    I feel that

  • @ragnar_lol
    @ragnar_lol 4 роки тому +6

    I wasn't expecting anything more than regards repeating the same wholesome chungus bullshit but this story was actually pretty fucking hilarious and cool. Hope your career (and college year) goes well

  • @hartofstone8380
    @hartofstone8380 4 роки тому +5

    Programming Guidelines: "Always name your variables clearly and comment your code so it's clear what it does."
    Jeff: "BIGCHUNGUS = 3"

  • @swillzmegamitensei
    @swillzmegamitensei 4 роки тому +36

    how using reddit and being holesome100 saved my job

  • @ChrisD__
    @ChrisD__ 4 роки тому +9

    Job security by code obscurity, taken to the next level. XD

  • @Thorbrine
    @Thorbrine 4 роки тому +10

    if each line takes a minute to write
    it would take over a hundred days of nonstop labor to finish that program

    • @charmendro
      @charmendro 4 роки тому +6

      He prob just had to change variables. Given he does programming, I think he could edit like over 10 variables a minute Also it’s only variables so he can skip over a lot of code

  • @LoganBoisvert
    @LoganBoisvert 4 роки тому +6

    I don't know why this was in my recommended but I'm nowhere near disappointed by it

  • @bobbyferg9173
    @bobbyferg9173 4 роки тому +13

    Well now I know that I have to incorporate Big Chungus into my work so no sane professional would have the courage to take my work without recognition

  • @oni108
    @oni108 4 роки тому +2

    i am simply in awe at this madlad

  • @connorbeith3232
    @connorbeith3232 4 роки тому +4

    Big Chungus is the greatest hero of our time, his chunkiness truly know no bounds.

  • @Exploshi
    @Exploshi 7 місяців тому

    dude your fkn hilarious your channel is way underrated

  • @TheRealDesiCNEC
    @TheRealDesiCNEC 4 роки тому +7

    at least the pub was attained 1 up grad school

  • @keebler1778
    @keebler1778 4 роки тому +8

    this is amazing

  • @Vandarte_translator
    @Vandarte_translator 4 роки тому +1

    This is an outstanding move.

  • @greenhowie
    @greenhowie 4 роки тому +3

    Thank God for Jim Sterling.

  • @jahagkagau6061
    @jahagkagau6061 4 роки тому +1

    This just got recommend, pog story

  • @JeremiahCecil
    @JeremiahCecil 4 роки тому +3

    1:47 I keep hearing
    "the interpersonal skills of Iraq"

  • @justjack8989
    @justjack8989 4 роки тому

    ive really been enjoying your videos man!

  • @pro-AMBUMAN
    @pro-AMBUMAN 4 роки тому +1

    absolutely kingly

  • @gododoof
    @gododoof 4 роки тому +2

    Academia is a special child.

  • @Dr.Alligator
    @Dr.Alligator 4 роки тому +1

    Thanks big chungo

  • @yellowlemonmothfreak
    @yellowlemonmothfreak 4 роки тому

    In comp sci classes I would name my variables with horrible naming conventions/nonsense to confuse my professor while he grades my work

  • @MCNarret
    @MCNarret 4 роки тому

    My variables changes depending on my mood, on a good focused day they say exactly what they do with comments, on other days when I am very mad at the code not working they devolve into a line of cursewords and numbers.

  • @Crusader1089
    @Crusader1089 4 роки тому +1

    My mother proof reads academic papers, and she says that its a dying industry. Most journals just want to make sure that the text written by the academics will fit correctly on the page, and doesn't have spelling mistakes. For this they rely on the typesetters who basically just do a spell check before typesetting it. Grammatical errors, gibberish sentences and errors like the one you mentioned won't get caught by such lackadaisical proof reading. It's a growing problem. When she started doing academic papers in the early 2000s (after leaving the literature world), she had a choice of dozens of academic papers. Now there are just two interested in proof reading. Publish or perish has been pushed so far they'd rather publish occasional paragraphs of gibberish or glaring typing errors than pay for someone to scrutinise it properly.

  • @sylvash1024
    @sylvash1024 4 роки тому +3

    Well, time to start worshipping.

  • @curdev4930
    @curdev4930 5 місяців тому

    man i love BIG CHUNGUS

  • @FennecTECH
    @FennecTECH 3 роки тому

    “ISWEARIFIGETANOTHERRUNTIMEERROR”. I died xD

  • @megus_vae
    @megus_vae 4 роки тому

    now this is keanu reeves wholesome 100

  • @ZDXNeru
    @ZDXNeru 4 роки тому

    This is the best "my stories" animation

  • @zumoss
    @zumoss 4 роки тому +5

    a bruh moment, indeed

  • @Wanking_wanker
    @Wanking_wanker 4 роки тому +3

    Epic Reddit wholesome 100 Keanu chungus moment

  • @arczi7027
    @arczi7027 4 роки тому

    Nice story BIG CHUNGUS have the power :D

  • @yoda_car
    @yoda_car 4 роки тому

    this is so wholesome

  • @Brackets_Guy
    @Brackets_Guy Рік тому +2

  • @perialis2970
    @perialis2970 4 роки тому

    Big chungus’s sheer weight and fat gave this man luck of a leprechaun

  • @semafor6736
    @semafor6736 4 роки тому +6

    big chungus keanu reeves speech 100 redditors saved the day

  • @garretaustin9338
    @garretaustin9338 4 роки тому +1

    this is f’ing halarious

  • @matthewkain1860
    @matthewkain1860 4 роки тому +1

    I immediately checked his channel to see if he ever got around to that minecraft game

  • @boudtroutepicanimations2323
    @boudtroutepicanimations2323 4 роки тому +1

    Big Chungus saves man's job. WHOLESOME 100. that's what heros do.

  • @soverone
    @soverone 4 роки тому

    i do stuff like this to remember my school work file names

  • @leftylizard9085
    @leftylizard9085 4 роки тому +2

    Keanu Chungus 100 moment

  • @DukeofWrexham
    @DukeofWrexham 4 роки тому +1

    This is wholesome 100

  • @saurie7861
    @saurie7861 4 роки тому +6

    chunga bunga

  • @mariekeffer4224
    @mariekeffer4224 4 роки тому

    He’s so poweful

  • @alanacidmyer
    @alanacidmyer 4 роки тому

    I did that naming shit in tech design, but I’d always change the name when I turned it in

  • @alexvv7162
    @alexvv7162 4 роки тому

    All praise big chungus the saviour of Jobs and people

  • @emilsinclair4190
    @emilsinclair4190 8 місяців тому

    I feel this so hard

  • @psyneur9182
    @psyneur9182 4 роки тому

    Excellent story

  • @cross02
    @cross02 4 роки тому

    The professor knew what was up u got played

  • @mrregularword4329
    @mrregularword4329 4 роки тому +4

    When you think it’s clickbait but it actually aint

  • @nuteniumtokyo7172
    @nuteniumtokyo7172 4 роки тому

    It's an old meme but it checks out

  • @fartherboot3730
    @fartherboot3730 4 роки тому

    Top ten chungus moments of 2020

  • @itze_
    @itze_ 4 роки тому

    They are like us, after all. All Chungousrinos

  • @r.p3728
    @r.p3728 4 роки тому +1

    awesome chungus momnent

  • @chonkyburrito5990
    @chonkyburrito5990 4 роки тому

    big chungus saved my life, he ate my sadness away

  • @pquic
    @pquic 4 роки тому +1

    ULTRACHONCARINOOOOOO...

  • @Supreme_Lobster
    @Supreme_Lobster 4 роки тому

    Imma take this as advice, thank you very much

  • @methanesulfonic
    @methanesulfonic 4 роки тому +3

    upboat! here's your reddit gold.
    edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger

  • @olivergeng3615
    @olivergeng3615 4 роки тому +16

    How did you learn all of the code, im interested in learning and want to know what i should use to learn thx.

    • @cadenhenderson4322
      @cadenhenderson4322 4 роки тому +2

      khan academy and code.org both have good free programming courses. I highly recommend them

    • @olivergeng3615
      @olivergeng3615 4 роки тому

      @@cadenhenderson4322 thanks, ill check them out

    • @yashvangala
      @yashvangala 4 роки тому +1

      Datacamp is also a good resource for learn Python and R specifically

    • @olivergeng3615
      @olivergeng3615 4 роки тому +2

      @@yashvangala thx, code.org seems to be more for classroom environment datacamp seems good

    • @corvividart4745
      @corvividart4745 4 роки тому +1

      the channel coding with mosh is really good

  • @dumbcowboi8803
    @dumbcowboi8803 4 роки тому +2

    big chungus saved programer from being homeless

  • @bandsbb
    @bandsbb 4 роки тому

    wholesome

  • @_TriGN
    @_TriGN 4 місяці тому

    how do they not include your contributions by default thats crazy

  • @xapatex
    @xapatex 4 роки тому

    This is too good to be true imo

  • @Rocketyfox
    @Rocketyfox 4 роки тому

    Unfortunately, most of my professors do care about what i name my variables... Rip "doomMachine" and "boilMyBuiscuts"