@Norwegian Cat well consider: He wrote code that the professor *had* to have for a paper in a way that the professor couldn't use, and then held re-writing the code ransom for getting his name on the research paper. Legal ransomware right there.
@@homeless5913 Exactly. How are you gonna change the names of the variables to what they actually do and add proper comments when the problem you've got is that you don't know what the variables do.
@@Red-Tower nah just scumbag things. Same thing happens in all industries but its a widely acknowledged surveillance society and youre basically inherently an irrelevant ant if you think nobody is going to know.
@@CTHD13 I don't think most people in the academia care about variable names / comments that much. As long as there is nothing offensive, and you can replicate the results, it's fine. Hell, a lot of codes written in the academia is really subpar and bug-ridden because the coders just want to get the experiments done.
@@gqcbutworse I don't care if you "Didn't Ask" The world does not revolve around you. I can say whatever the fuck I want and I could care less if you "didn't ask". STFU this is why you're lonely and everyone leaves you.
I had a very similar lab experience during the summer before my first year of college. I was in a lab where we were doing experiments with lasers and it was my job to code simulations as well.
I just got on UA-cam to listen to some music while reading before going to bed, but that all went out the window when this showed up in the recommended page.
I think it would have been funny if your condition was that you change all the variable names except big chungus but this story is just really funny already...
I wasn't expecting anything more than regards repeating the same wholesome chungus bullshit but this story was actually pretty fucking hilarious and cool. Hope your career (and college year) goes well
He prob just had to change variables. Given he does programming, I think he could edit like over 10 variables a minute Also it’s only variables so he can skip over a lot of code
My variables changes depending on my mood, on a good focused day they say exactly what they do with comments, on other days when I am very mad at the code not working they devolve into a line of cursewords and numbers.
My mother proof reads academic papers, and she says that its a dying industry. Most journals just want to make sure that the text written by the academics will fit correctly on the page, and doesn't have spelling mistakes. For this they rely on the typesetters who basically just do a spell check before typesetting it. Grammatical errors, gibberish sentences and errors like the one you mentioned won't get caught by such lackadaisical proof reading. It's a growing problem. When she started doing academic papers in the early 2000s (after leaving the literature world), she had a choice of dozens of academic papers. Now there are just two interested in proof reading. Publish or perish has been pushed so far they'd rather publish occasional paragraphs of gibberish or glaring typing errors than pay for someone to scrutinise it properly.
A better title would be: How to Write Ransomware Legally
@Norwegian Cat well consider:
He wrote code that the professor *had* to have for a paper in a way that the professor couldn't use, and then held re-writing the code ransom for getting his name on the research paper. Legal ransomware right there.
plus ratio
Make others depend on you and not the other way around.
1.2K people disagree with@reelvonic.
*the system's internal pressure is 3.2*10^23*
I’ll make something about that as well at some point
320*10^21
i haven't done the math but i bet this is either 69 or 420.
How would it be 69 or 420 lol
@@Hamuel idk
Imagine the professor's reaction when he learns about automatic refactoring tools.
Hehe me first reply
@@d-class-to2of lol
I was just thinking that something probably exists. Or you could simply contrive your own with some simple code.
I'm only in java 2.
@@homeless5913 Exactly. How are you gonna change the names of the variables to what they actually do and add proper comments when the problem you've got is that you don't know what the variables do.
This professor was about to take over a million lines of code and not credit the creator without a chungus or 2. Jfc
Just casual academia things :/
@@Red-Tower nah just scumbag things. Same thing happens in all industries but its a widely acknowledged surveillance society and youre basically inherently an irrelevant ant if you think nobody is going to know.
@Google Mail nah you’re the scumbag here, so fuck off.
I'm having this happen to me right now :(
@@oscaralvarez714 sucks real bad man. Always gotta include a kill switch somewhere.
Your professor got infected with the meme power of big cHUNGALOID
Hehe me first reply
Second reply
cute pfp
is that original??
Been writing code all my life, and everyone in the industry uses funny variable names and no one has ever cared.
This was for a professional paper though.
@@goodclover yeah, isn't all work you do for your job....professional?
John Cossack I think he means the code was literally published for reference in the paper
When I was like 11 I named my token variable my actual token. And published it to GitHub. Big mistake.
@@CTHD13 I don't think most people in the academia care about variable names / comments that much. As long as there is nothing offensive, and you can replicate the results, it's fine.
Hell, a lot of codes written in the academia is really subpar and bug-ridden because the coders just want to get the experiments done.
thank you jeff, if i ever get a programming job i'll make sure to name my variables after small pieces of the bee movie script
Let me know how that works out for you lmao
That ISWEARIFIGETANOTHERRUNTIMEERROR variable name hits me really hard.
void Chungus()
{
Vector3 size = transform.localScale;
transform.localScale = new Vector3(size.x * 1.25, size.y * 1.25, size.z * 1.25);
print(“Big Big Chungus”);
}
this guy unitys
That One Random Gamer
I don't even know what language is that but somehow I got it
@@totozilla6396 It's C#, specifically how it's used in Unity
That One Random Gamer
Oh so that's why
I'm actually learning C++ but I'm just in the basics by now
While (true == true)
{
size *= 1.25 * Time.DeltaTime;
Debug.Log("Your RAM can not withstand the power of Chungus");
}
biggest chungus moment
Hehe me first reply
@@d-class-to2of hehe me no care
@policia masivo
hehe me ask who asked
@@gqcbutworse I don't care if you "Didn't Ask"
The world does not revolve around you. I can say whatever the fuck I want and I could care less if you "didn't ask". STFU this is why you're lonely and everyone leaves you.
@policia masivo
hehe bro calm down it’s a joke lol
Now this is an epic holesome reddit chungus moment
this is a very epic gaymeing keanu chungus cyberpunk 42069 moment
teacher RESIGNED
" Playing minecraft on the university super computer"
The hero we need, but dont deserve
Chunga ooh chunga ooh
“How BIG CHUNGUS saved MY MARRIAGE”
“so recently my wife and I had problems getting intimate. Now that all changed when big chungus showed up”
Ah yes Asian Sam o’ nella
I love how true this is.
More like Asian Casually Explained.
"Ultrachungarino" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
xD
I had a very similar lab experience during the summer before my first year of college. I was in a lab where we were doing experiments with lasers and it was my job to code simulations as well.
Who doesn't name their variables after Big Chungus?
I just got on UA-cam to listen to some music while reading before going to bed, but that all went out the window when this showed up in the recommended page.
It’s amazing how them not reading your code lead to this. Great work dude.
Epic department? I’d like to file a claim 😎
This is my first time ever seeing you pop up in my recommended and I'm so happy for it because this is GOLDEN xD
Rest in piece r/bigchungus
Waiting before this gets recomended to everyone
Seems to have happened. I have no clue who this Jeff guy is.
It's happened
Got recommended to me
Yup thats now
@@wcvp Me 2
I think it would have been funny if your condition was that you change all the variable names except big chungus but this story is just really funny already...
I always name my programs after WOW characters... I, too, have gotten away with a lot of interesting variables
Thanks man! Ima meme my way to nature's front page using this method
What does that mean?
@@Legoluigi26the journal nature
Of course our lord and savior saved your job. He is a kind and merciful god.
Imagine being called by your ex boss and the first thing he asks you is what the fuck is a chungus
Glad to be of service!
Big Chungus gave you your first real taste of job security, nice
Loved the vid, your comedy reminds me a lot of casually explained
I have the interpersonal skills of a rock 😂 this gave me Sam O’nella academy vibes
The reddit is strong with this one
i stan a legend
hot momma wanna date??
@@penisbutthole1720 bruh moment
@@penisbutthole1720 AWOOGA AWOOGA
@@FenzoeWas this comment chain is incredibly odd.
Dick Small why are you like this 4 year old
bruh lmao
ayo bruh moment
can i get 147 likes for saying bruh lmao
"I swear if I get one more runtime error"
I feel that
I wasn't expecting anything more than regards repeating the same wholesome chungus bullshit but this story was actually pretty fucking hilarious and cool. Hope your career (and college year) goes well
Programming Guidelines: "Always name your variables clearly and comment your code so it's clear what it does."
Jeff: "BIGCHUNGUS = 3"
how using reddit and being holesome100 saved my job
Job security by code obscurity, taken to the next level. XD
if each line takes a minute to write
it would take over a hundred days of nonstop labor to finish that program
He prob just had to change variables. Given he does programming, I think he could edit like over 10 variables a minute Also it’s only variables so he can skip over a lot of code
I don't know why this was in my recommended but I'm nowhere near disappointed by it
Well now I know that I have to incorporate Big Chungus into my work so no sane professional would have the courage to take my work without recognition
i am simply in awe at this madlad
Big Chungus is the greatest hero of our time, his chunkiness truly know no bounds.
dude your fkn hilarious your channel is way underrated
at least the pub was attained 1 up grad school
this is amazing
This is an outstanding move.
Thank God for Jim Sterling.
This just got recommend, pog story
1:47 I keep hearing
"the interpersonal skills of Iraq"
ive really been enjoying your videos man!
absolutely kingly
Academia is a special child.
Thanks big chungo
In comp sci classes I would name my variables with horrible naming conventions/nonsense to confuse my professor while he grades my work
My variables changes depending on my mood, on a good focused day they say exactly what they do with comments, on other days when I am very mad at the code not working they devolve into a line of cursewords and numbers.
My mother proof reads academic papers, and she says that its a dying industry. Most journals just want to make sure that the text written by the academics will fit correctly on the page, and doesn't have spelling mistakes. For this they rely on the typesetters who basically just do a spell check before typesetting it. Grammatical errors, gibberish sentences and errors like the one you mentioned won't get caught by such lackadaisical proof reading. It's a growing problem. When she started doing academic papers in the early 2000s (after leaving the literature world), she had a choice of dozens of academic papers. Now there are just two interested in proof reading. Publish or perish has been pushed so far they'd rather publish occasional paragraphs of gibberish or glaring typing errors than pay for someone to scrutinise it properly.
Well, time to start worshipping.
man i love BIG CHUNGUS
“ISWEARIFIGETANOTHERRUNTIMEERROR”. I died xD
now this is keanu reeves wholesome 100
minecraft wholesome wholesome elon musk
This is the best "my stories" animation
a bruh moment, indeed
Epic Reddit wholesome 100 Keanu chungus moment
Nice story BIG CHUNGUS have the power :D
this is so wholesome
Big chungus’s sheer weight and fat gave this man luck of a leprechaun
big chungus keanu reeves speech 100 redditors saved the day
this is f’ing halarious
I immediately checked his channel to see if he ever got around to that minecraft game
Big Chungus saves man's job. WHOLESOME 100. that's what heros do.
i do stuff like this to remember my school work file names
Keanu Chungus 100 moment
This is wholesome 100
chunga bunga
He’s so poweful
I did that naming shit in tech design, but I’d always change the name when I turned it in
All praise big chungus the saviour of Jobs and people
I feel this so hard
Excellent story
The professor knew what was up u got played
When you think it’s clickbait but it actually aint
It's an old meme but it checks out
Top ten chungus moments of 2020
They are like us, after all. All Chungousrinos
awesome chungus momnent
big chungus saved my life, he ate my sadness away
ULTRACHONCARINOOOOOO...
Imma take this as advice, thank you very much
upboat! here's your reddit gold.
edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger
How did you learn all of the code, im interested in learning and want to know what i should use to learn thx.
khan academy and code.org both have good free programming courses. I highly recommend them
@@cadenhenderson4322 thanks, ill check them out
Datacamp is also a good resource for learn Python and R specifically
@@yashvangala thx, code.org seems to be more for classroom environment datacamp seems good
the channel coding with mosh is really good
big chungus saved programer from being homeless
wholesome
how do they not include your contributions by default thats crazy
This is too good to be true imo
Unfortunately, most of my professors do care about what i name my variables... Rip "doomMachine" and "boilMyBuiscuts"