How My Friend Almost Shanked Me For A $45 Giftcard(50k Sub Special!)

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  • @elenas3571
    @elenas3571 3 роки тому +577

    I was so exited then I got hit with “premiers in 11 hours”

  • @gavriellarutigliano2356
    @gavriellarutigliano2356 3 роки тому +521

    jesus, 8 people in one dorm???? y'all are lucky you weren't banished from campus for two weeks

  • @theTweak0284
    @theTweak0284 3 роки тому +78

    4:00 There is probably sperm in the drains (my first year dorms kept getting clogged until the maintenance people left a sign saying to not do that anymore and people mysteriously took shorter showers as well)

    • @storytimewithjeff
      @storytimewithjeff  3 роки тому +51

      I don’t know how to respond to that. Guess I’ll go apologize to the guys down the hall then

    • @theTweak0284
      @theTweak0284 3 роки тому +2

      @@storytimewithjeff If you're going to do anything I'd just ask maintenece people because if that's the problem, they'll leave a sign (hopefully) or it could be something else entirely

    • @certifiedpossum8655
      @certifiedpossum8655 3 роки тому +17

      You just dropped knowledge i didn't want to take to college next year.
      I hope you're proud.

    • @teslashark
      @teslashark 3 роки тому

      @@storytimewithjeff They wankin'

    • @terrablaze3387
      @terrablaze3387 6 місяців тому +1

      Sperm?
      What?!

  • @lizardlizardlizard7777
    @lizardlizardlizard7777 3 роки тому +180

    this channel seem extremely pointless and massively relatable at the same time

  • @kyang8093
    @kyang8093 3 роки тому +78

    JEFFF why do u have to do us like this with the suspense goddamn

  • @michaelibrahim9275
    @michaelibrahim9275 3 роки тому +103

    2:30
    “wait dawh what
    the exam’s today
    ?”
    -Jeff

  • @kyliejw8811
    @kyliejw8811 3 роки тому +150

    I’m a college freshman and I’m convinced we are all living in the same simulation because this was all a MOOD

  • @DanielLopez-sh2pp
    @DanielLopez-sh2pp 3 роки тому +33

    With friends like these. Who needs enemies?

  • @FusionRage1331
    @FusionRage1331 3 роки тому +206

    I mean 45$ is 45$

    • @exynth1a215
      @exynth1a215 3 роки тому +6

      we found Mr. Jeff's friend

    • @hydra1346
      @hydra1346 3 роки тому +4

      45 likes... perfect... almost too perfect

  • @Anonymous-zd1ow
    @Anonymous-zd1ow 3 роки тому +55

    You're always gonna have to do something strange for 40$.

    • @hyenaedits3460
      @hyenaedits3460 3 роки тому +8

      Like stand at a cash register for 4 hours.

  • @partyboat_
    @partyboat_ 3 роки тому +52

    Jeff I can’t wait for you to make it big, I can really relate to your hate of college board and college to some degree lol. I love ur videos

  • @yaredd2
    @yaredd2 3 роки тому +33

    When I joined it said "Started 69 seconds ago"

  • @yayl661
    @yayl661 3 роки тому +20

    I am glad to be able to say that I was and am a early subscriber to Jeff. It will be fun to see where this channel will be in a year. 50k is just the start, you’ll have 1million in due time and we’ll all be here for the ride and enjoy it. Keep up the great work, love the “art”-style.

  • @gavriellarutigliano2356
    @gavriellarutigliano2356 3 роки тому +51

    bro I deadass had to speedrun an everfi harrssment course two days ago im suing for emotional damages

  • @DavidDZhang
    @DavidDZhang 3 роки тому +13

    Finally, I don’t have to rewatch that college board video again

  • @AriLAng11
    @AriLAng11 3 роки тому +14

    Congrats on 50k

  • @toste8158
    @toste8158 3 роки тому +42

    Funny yellow dog

  • @outofboundsbro
    @outofboundsbro 3 роки тому +5

    4:30 Ah as a freelance web dev I too consume energy drinks to be a functional human being.

  • @zyonhenderson67
    @zyonhenderson67 3 роки тому +6

    Never stop making videos man. Like your style and comedy

  • @robbob5258
    @robbob5258 3 роки тому +4

    You deserve 50k, road to 100k now 🎖🎉🎊

  • @Oreo_od50
    @Oreo_od50 3 роки тому +2

    50k subs is mind bogglingly LOW. Underrated

  • @Spruce_XI
    @Spruce_XI 3 роки тому +6

    I absolutely love your content, and I really hope you can keep pushing out more!

  • @skylarhadley5656
    @skylarhadley5656 3 роки тому +4

    The return of the King!!

  • @ruifernandes5643
    @ruifernandes5643 3 роки тому +1

    Man you are one of a kind, keep up with the content and if you’re going through finals rn like I am, I’ll pray for u while I cry for my physics 211 finals myself

  • @lordofabstractions8462
    @lordofabstractions8462 3 роки тому +1

    I just found your channel today. It is a great feeling when you find a new youtube channel and just KNOW you will binge all their videos the next few days. great work!

  • @Heroism4499
    @Heroism4499 28 днів тому

    +3 years later and finding it incredibly relatable.
    Its so funny that major Universities are so disjointed. My major minor combination has a tiny bit of overlap and required me to shift somethings around in my transcript because the system prioritizes filling out your general ed over the minor requirements regardless of if the gen ed was +100%. The system thought it made perfect since that I'd take an upper div Data Analytics after taking normal Stats 2 years ago

  • @timestarmagician8654
    @timestarmagician8654 3 роки тому +5

    This perfectly describes college.

  • @BlitzkriegHD
    @BlitzkriegHD Рік тому +5

    This channel is like if Casually Explained was significantly nerdier and more academic

  • @HazmatUnit
    @HazmatUnit 6 місяців тому +1

    God im so glad I found this channel as a freshman civil engineering college student.

  • @notme8232
    @notme8232 6 місяців тому +1

    Why does your campus actually look like Norilsk, Russia? You weren't kidding with that gulag analogy lol

  • @pubpit
    @pubpit 3 роки тому +1

    Fucking A he remembered his password. CONGRATS ON THE 50K MY DUDE!!!

  • @benjaminchung8767
    @benjaminchung8767 3 роки тому +2

    These stick figures r so expressive

  • @donhav7654
    @donhav7654 3 роки тому +3

    I can relate so much to this like I’m getting good grades but I can’t stand college right now 😂

  • @corncube9063
    @corncube9063 3 роки тому +3

    Man im a freshman as well, literally all of these are so relatable

  • @nipixel
    @nipixel 3 роки тому +2

    “Give me yo money!”
    “I’m in college I have none!”

  • @austinmessina1380
    @austinmessina1380 3 роки тому +12

    Verry cool mr Jeff

  • @tomasgarcia-hg5gf
    @tomasgarcia-hg5gf 3 роки тому +4

    I just subscribed about 3 days ago and I have watched almost every video, I like your content

  • @hyenaedits3460
    @hyenaedits3460 3 роки тому +2

    Thanks for helping me remove my rose-tinted glasses that I got after graduating last year.
    Adult life sucks but school also sucks. Life sucks.

  • @humzahahmad2818
    @humzahahmad2818 3 роки тому +17

    I’m just wondering, how do you talk in the way that makes it seem as if you’re having a conversation with us? I think it’s a really good trait to have.

  • @tyler89557
    @tyler89557 3 роки тому +5

    Meanwhile me: Getting my college apps done (while procrastinating of course)
    Sometimes I wonder why I do this to myself.

    • @andrewcraig1074
      @andrewcraig1074 3 роки тому +2

      Same. I have to get them all done today. I can feel your pain.

    • @tyler89557
      @tyler89557 3 роки тому +1

      @@andrewcraig1074 I still...
      haven't done them.
      uh oh

    • @samegawa_sharkskin
      @samegawa_sharkskin 6 днів тому

      hello i'm doing my college apps now, how were yours and where'd you end up going!

  • @tmarshman1200
    @tmarshman1200 Рік тому +1

    Love your stories

  • @alexdrockhound9497
    @alexdrockhound9497 5 місяців тому

    Ive never heard of these classes. My college didn’t require them.

  • @UnfortunateWatcher
    @UnfortunateWatcher 3 роки тому

    Lol, I completely understand the nightmares of finals/midterms. Our were fucked because they decided that it would be best to send everyone home and expect them to do well. Heh. Still got 4As in my classes so I’m good.

  • @slugsrule2564
    @slugsrule2564 3 роки тому +3

    Jeff is pretty epic

  • @prodnayah
    @prodnayah 3 роки тому +2

    This was fun and entertaining. I do prefer the calmer voice in this video

  • @loganhanssler4419
    @loganhanssler4419 3 роки тому +7

    These horror stories make me wanna know what college Jeff goes to so I can avoid it

    • @loganhanssler4419
      @loganhanssler4419 3 роки тому +1

      @@elam9681 I really doubt that, what makes you say so?

    • @clumbus894
      @clumbus894 3 роки тому +1

      I believe he's from Baltimore, so it could be whatever college is around there.

    • @loganhanssler4419
      @loganhanssler4419 3 роки тому +1

      @@clumbus894 Johns Hopkins is in Baltimore but he made it sound like a crappy one bc I don’t think anybody would regret early decision + acceptance at JHU

  • @theshadowking3198
    @theshadowking3198 5 місяців тому

    Yep bro lives in the deepest darkest grungiest hood on earth

  • @lampshade7189
    @lampshade7189 3 роки тому +5

    We go into town to watch a moving being filmed (GONE WRONG) (Police Called)

  • @TheNameIsDiamond
    @TheNameIsDiamond 3 роки тому +3

    Jeff and GradeA collab when?

  • @name4601
    @name4601 3 роки тому +1

    Now to 100,000k!!!

  • @victorhurst5569
    @victorhurst5569 3 роки тому +7

    New story time with jeff episode that’s pretty PogChamp

  • @LazerWolf21
    @LazerWolf21 3 роки тому +1

    Yeah the only times I ever left my apartment over the 2 months I was on campus (well technically in off-campus housing within walking distance) were to get food and to go to network theory labs. Needless to say I was incredibly antisocial during that time period, as the only face to face conversations I had were with cashiers, lab partners and the lab TA.

  • @seanlangton3921
    @seanlangton3921 3 роки тому

    your comparisons are fuckin hilarious

  • @cormarine9812
    @cormarine9812 3 роки тому

    The return of the king let's fucking go

  • @SlayerXECHO
    @SlayerXECHO 3 роки тому +1

    I have no idea when the fuck I even subscribed to you but goddamn I’m happy I did

  • @cgnfake6721
    @cgnfake6721 3 роки тому +1

    Remember us when you make it out there

  • @toolazydidntread8926
    @toolazydidntread8926 3 роки тому +1

    shordy took my heart and she broke it

  • @kandavis58
    @kandavis58 3 роки тому +2

    jeff, pls make your videos more nighttime friendly, im sick of being flashbanged every night

  • @hoavo5381
    @hoavo5381 Рік тому

    This is too real.

  • @TimTomTem
    @TimTomTem 3 роки тому +3

    Gamer moment

  • @candelamercado8746
    @candelamercado8746 3 роки тому

    Nice countdown

  • @luischirino8393
    @luischirino8393 3 роки тому

    As someone who has filled out mutiple everfi surveys this tactic is a gamer move

  • @haleyanderson2258
    @haleyanderson2258 Рік тому

    yeah i kind of remember that everfi thing lol

  • @theknightikins9397
    @theknightikins9397 3 роки тому +1

    Yo he’s back

  • @miscellaniouslekani21
    @miscellaniouslekani21 3 роки тому

    Everfi drains my soul slowly

  • @KoolKyurem25
    @KoolKyurem25 3 роки тому

    as a college student, I concur. I always wanna slam my face into something until I no longer have an intact skull. We have all our classes online, but most-all online classes have an extra fee for being online. So basically we pay extra to know what youtube videos to watch for a class. At least I'm not in debt over this bullshit

  • @fusionare
    @fusionare 3 роки тому +4

    College students would serve 10 years for ramen.

  • @spencercarlton4006
    @spencercarlton4006 3 роки тому

    Hello Jeff, I understand I am late. Happy subscriber milestone

  • @rena8904
    @rena8904 3 роки тому +1

    IT'S JEFF

  • @Ezekiel_Allium
    @Ezekiel_Allium 3 роки тому

    I'm starting to understand why Jeff says he doesnt have friends

  • @teslashark
    @teslashark 3 роки тому

    Yes! School-assigned bloatware

  • @nerofarreach2417
    @nerofarreach2417 3 роки тому

    Oh shit time to stay up for 11 hours then listen to a collage kid scream untill his vocal cords break over something that has nothing to do with me because it gives my the happy chemical in my brain and makes me exhale extra quickly

  • @猫不喜欢吃西瓜
    @猫不喜欢吃西瓜 3 роки тому +2

    perhaps...... a nicer sounding voice than corpse's...

  • @jubileegreer2392
    @jubileegreer2392 3 роки тому +1

    God heard my prayers!! My favorite mess is back 💛

  • @TheStickCollector
    @TheStickCollector 3 роки тому

    Are you going to do a 1 year anniversary video or something like that?

  • @chimeradarkoverlordrosanna1846
    @chimeradarkoverlordrosanna1846 3 роки тому

    not sure how i got here but im glad im here

  • @kabindrapradhan840
    @kabindrapradhan840 3 роки тому

    Great channel

  • @ktm2612
    @ktm2612 3 роки тому

    college friends?? yea i need those

  • @colinadams5419
    @colinadams5419 3 роки тому +4

    I'd have done it for 5

  • @witchdoctorwill1796
    @witchdoctorwill1796 Рік тому +2

    Online classes only. Still required to pay for oncampus housing. #college

  • @gamerjones7086
    @gamerjones7086 Рік тому

    diary of the wimpy kid ahh storys

  • @TheStickCollector
    @TheStickCollector 3 роки тому

    At first I thought it said girlfriend

  • @leviblanchard545
    @leviblanchard545 3 роки тому

    So you AREN'T dead

  • @nitro7957
    @nitro7957 3 роки тому +2

    wow.....as a high schooler taking college courses....this really makes me think about my future in college

    • @lampshade7189
      @lampshade7189 3 роки тому

      Agree

    • @isaiahmumaw
      @isaiahmumaw 3 роки тому +1

      Honestly with current the state of things, you’d be better off learning a trade or taking online school. College is a joke right now.

    • @_--9286
      @_--9286 3 роки тому

      Really depends on what you want to do. If youre just doing it for the sake of going to uni, maybe reconsider, but if you have a sprcific interest or goal that you want to achieve and that needs a higher education, by all means go for it

    • @balegda
      @balegda Рік тому

      Been through it. My one advice is that everyone is very opinionated and kinda biased on their thoughts on it. Dont listen to some strangers thoughts, go to open days etc and only go to uni if you want a degree

  • @shatter_blast
    @shatter_blast Рік тому

    I understand this was 2 years ago but it is Nevada with the a as in dad not the a as in all

  • @nitrocharge2404
    @nitrocharge2404 3 роки тому +1

    I mean, it *is* 45 bucks

  • @TheFuri0uswc
    @TheFuri0uswc 3 роки тому +1

    Do live in Cleveland?

  • @carleighcivil721
    @carleighcivil721 3 роки тому +2

    Here from Roblox lol !

  • @ookjannesplanting1296
    @ookjannesplanting1296 16 днів тому

    What kinda nerd calls a noise complaint on people singing happy birthday dude

  • @tyheartfilia2054
    @tyheartfilia2054 3 роки тому

    Mannn I'd shank my roommate for a Mcrib

  • @bruvernment4573
    @bruvernment4573 3 роки тому +1

    Let's go

  • @allensu9363
    @allensu9363 3 роки тому

    What school do you go to?

  • @dekotakilcrease9525
    @dekotakilcrease9525 3 роки тому

    What college do you go to? I attend the University of Michigan

  • @nanobot1554
    @nanobot1554 3 роки тому +2

    Cool

  • @ceyein
    @ceyein 3 роки тому +1

    Sup

  • @JohnDoe-ns5su
    @JohnDoe-ns5su 3 роки тому

    Top tier video’s. God speed man. God speed.

  • @grindor95
    @grindor95 3 роки тому +1

    Waitwaitwait where do you live? Because the pic at 3:40looks like russia

    • @jonathananderson260
      @jonathananderson260 3 роки тому +1

      I think it was just some stock photo. Not his actual campus.

  • @ricemuchin
    @ricemuchin 3 роки тому +1

    k

  • @naufalfarris8599
    @naufalfarris8599 3 роки тому

    yoooooo

  • @the_expidition427
    @the_expidition427 Рік тому

    Kinky