What is Random?

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  • Опубліковано 10 гру 2024

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  • @massivemastiff9
    @massivemastiff9 4 роки тому +20438

    Vsauce at his wedding
    “I do.... or, do I?”

    • @theqbash
      @theqbash 4 роки тому +1829

      What even is marriage?

    • @cotcot8965
      @cotcot8965 4 роки тому +67

      Wolfi Hraje #2 lmao sorta woosh

    • @ViratKohli-jj3wj
      @ViratKohli-jj3wj 4 роки тому +80

      @Wolfi Hraje #2 I have 2 N Word Passes.

    • @highguardian13
      @highguardian13 4 роки тому +41

      Dude 😂

    • @Alvah37
      @Alvah37 4 роки тому +15

      @Wolfi Hraje #2 r/madlad

  • @peixesFishy
    @peixesFishy 5 років тому +11991

    Everybody gangsta till vsauce says “or is it?”

  • @aldenjohnson4747
    @aldenjohnson4747 7 років тому +20103

    Nothing is more random than your upload schedule.

  • @whitedead1114
    @whitedead1114 2 роки тому +532

    The Veritasium start was SO RANDOM

    • @sanjubogati
      @sanjubogati 8 місяців тому +41

      or was it?

    • @CNWPlayer
      @CNWPlayer 5 місяців тому +1

      @@sanjubogati BUM BUMMMMMMMM

    • @mad3ub_
      @mad3ub_ 28 днів тому

      Or was it? They did a Collab on randomness about ten years ago

  • @Mr.Bonesss532
    @Mr.Bonesss532 4 роки тому +7719

    I like to think when veretasium isn’t making videos he’s standing in Michaels house with a laptop ready for him to say generate

    • @pepermint787
      @pepermint787 4 роки тому +378

      Or is he?
      **Vsauce music starts playing**

    • @micahneo8985
      @micahneo8985 4 роки тому +52

      Or is she?

    • @navdeepkushwaha2099
      @navdeepkushwaha2099 4 роки тому +19

      The answer of what is random is future and what is not random is everything else or is it

    • @luthfieyudhairawan3883
      @luthfieyudhairawan3883 4 роки тому +15

      @@navdeepkushwaha2099 what?

    • @djdank2231
      @djdank2231 4 роки тому +3

      Abhinav Prakash but is the future really random?

  • @veritasium
    @veritasium 10 років тому +7650

    Friend of mine wrote to the Australian Mint to complain about the size of the 50 cent coin. They actually replied saying "you may be interested to know that the Australian 50 cent piece is the largest and heaviest coin in circulation anywhere in the world. And there are no plans to downsize it." It's inhumane, those things are wallet busters.

    • @trailkeeper
      @trailkeeper 10 років тому +89

      Random is something unexpected, but once you sent boundaries or perimeters, it's no longer random in the true sense, but it is still perhaps unexpected values.

    • @kylenierman8789
      @kylenierman8789 10 років тому +31

      Wonder if Australians have that problem where prices always seem to result in me getting 3 or 4 pennies back. Rarely 2, and almost never 1. Pennies are friggin useless!!

    • @XDbored1
      @XDbored1 10 років тому +27

      *****
      nope we dont use 1 cent coins anymore so when you use coins everything is rounded so if got somthing thats $1.99 i would just pay $2 but we do still have 5 cent coins and there pretty useless

    • @jonassamuel4376
      @jonassamuel4376 10 років тому +9

      sooo wait, can you help me out?
      I am calling actual randomness only things like quantum effects and radioactive dekay.
      and for chaotic/complex systems which are not (yet) predictable i call it *chaos*.
      am i wrong here?

    • @generalthl8078
      @generalthl8078 10 років тому +9

      jonas samuel
      I think you are correct. For chaotic systems, the future *is* determined by the initial conditions (so it isn't random), but the *approximate* future is not dependent on the *approximate* initial conditions (so it isn't predictable).

  • @ruby6005
    @ruby6005 4 роки тому +2883

    "alright, since we cant decide, lets just flip a coin"
    michael:

  • @S0dif
    @S0dif Місяць тому +16

    0:19 "lets stop being randumb and start being ransmart" why did i laugh so hard at that 😭😂😂

  • @UncleSlimJimmy
    @UncleSlimJimmy 4 роки тому +3496

    Michael's wife when she holds her new baby girl: She's beautiful!
    Michael: Or is she?

    • @mostafazahid1710
      @mostafazahid1710 4 роки тому +479

      Michael: You see, beauty is subjective. Art is subjective, too. Does that mean beauty is a form of art? First, let's calculate the mass of the Sun...
      Michael's wife: 👁️👄👁️

    • @Meow-tp2oc
      @Meow-tp2oc 4 роки тому +30

      @@mostafazahid1710 🔮👅🔮

    • @mostafazahid1710
      @mostafazahid1710 4 роки тому +27

      👁️👅👁️ 👀
      👄

    • @nizamahmed4409
      @nizamahmed4409 4 роки тому +78

      But what is......Beautiful?

    • @UncleSlimJimmy
      @UncleSlimJimmy 4 роки тому +30

      Parker Productions Exactly, I wonder what it's like to possess the knowledge, the oddly perfect amount of awkward humor, and the ability to rake in millions of views per video. It must be pretty nice lol.

  • @chilldude30
    @chilldude30 3 роки тому +4669

    Fun fact: the outside segments of this video were filmed in Phoenix Garden in London. I know because I recognised the bench at 4:16. It says 'I like worms and woodlice'. I've eaten my lunch on that bench. Isn't that just SO random?

  • @nickdziura7373
    @nickdziura7373 8 років тому +3442

    I get a tingly feeling every time he says "or is it"

  • @garethlarson7843
    @garethlarson7843 3 роки тому +405

    Man, I could hang out with nobody but Michael and Derek for the rest of my life and be entertained.
    I've even got the 'hang out with nobody' part set up pretty nicely...

  • @HaniffMohd21
    @HaniffMohd21 5 років тому +2634

    Referee : head or tail?
    Me : what coin are we using?

  • @vishwaskulkarni9211
    @vishwaskulkarni9211 4 роки тому +1747

    I love how Derek is trying to also be weird but he couldn't

    • @harishthethird
      @harishthethird 3 роки тому +46

      Lmaoooo so true

    • @bobeats_lollipop7340
      @bobeats_lollipop7340 3 роки тому +6

      @The Guy You Knew As Mark Omega This is genius hahahah

    • @aidan5077
      @aidan5077 3 роки тому +75

      @@bobeats_lollipop7340 Or is it?
      Genius is quite different from what you may thi... no I don't have the energy for this. It's genius.

    • @nyChannel09
      @nyChannel09 3 роки тому +2

      Vsauce isnt even weird?

    • @rasoolentezari2522
      @rasoolentezari2522 3 роки тому +8

      This comment is gold.

  • @theflyingpiggy6394
    @theflyingpiggy6394 6 років тому +2895

    at 4:20 it says "i like worms" on the bench behind him. thats pretty random.
    Or is it?

    • @yousefabuallan5872
      @yousefabuallan5872 6 років тому +63

      Hey I said that !?!?...................... Or did i

    • @Crzy520
      @Crzy520 6 років тому +132

      It’s also at 4:20 time stamp. Very random.
      *or is it?*

    • @nevalb.7506
      @nevalb.7506 5 років тому +36

      This was the reason i reached out to comments
      ...or was it?

    • @fatiyahe
      @fatiyahe 5 років тому +39

      Ok guys stop!
      *Or can you*

    • @Lumanova
      @Lumanova 5 років тому +7

      誰かが一度私に言った世界は私をロールバックするつもりです
      私は小屋の中で最も鋭い道具ではない
      彼女は彼女の指と彼女の親指でちっちゃなダムを探していました
      彼女の額に "L"の形で
      まあ年が来て始めて、彼らは来て止まらない
      ルールを守って走り始めた
      楽しみのために生きないことは意味がありませんでした
      あなたの脳は賢くなりますが、あなたの頭は鈍くなります
      やること、見ること
      それで、裏通りを取ることの何が問題になっていますか?
      行かないと分からない
      あなたが輝いていない場合あなたは輝くことは決してないだろう
      こんにちは、あなたはオールスターです、あなたのゲームを始めて、遊びに行きましょう
      こんにちは、あなたはロックスターです、ショーを始める、支払いを受ける
      そして輝くのは金だけ
      流れ星だけが型を壊す
      それはクールな場所だし、彼らはそれが寒くなると言う
      あなたは今まとめられています、あなたが年をとるまで待ってください
      しかし、流星の男性は異なるように頼みます
      衛星写真の穴から判断
      私たちがスケートする氷はかなり薄くなっています
      水は暖かくなっているので、あなたも泳ぐことができます
      私の世界は燃えています、あなたはどうですか?
      それは私がそれを好む方法であり、私は決して飽きません
      こんにちは、あなたはオールスターです、あなたのゲームを始めて、遊びに行きましょう
      こんにちは、あなたはロックスターです、ショーを始める、支払いを受ける
      輝くのは金だけ
      流れ星だけが型を壊す
      こんにちは、あなたはオールスターです、あなたのゲームを始めて、遊びに行きましょう
      こんにちは、あなたはロックスターです、ショーを始めましょう。
      そして輝くのは金だけ
      流れ星だけ
      誰かがかつて尋ねたことがある私はガスのためにいくつかの変更を惜しむことができる?
      私はこの場所から逃げる必要があります
      私はそう言ったコンセプト
      私は自分で少量の燃料を使うことができます
      そして私達全員は少し変更を使用できます
      さて、年は来て始めて、彼らは来て止まりません
      ルールを守って走り始めた
      楽しみのために生きないことは意味がありませんでした
      あなたの脳は賢くなりますが、あなたの頭は鈍くなります
      やること、見ること
      それで、裏通りを取ることの何が問題になっていますか?
      あなたが行かないかどうかわからないよ(go!)
      あなたが輝いていない場合あなたは輝くことは決してないだろう
      こんにちは、あなたはオールスターです、あなたのゲームを始めて、遊びに行きましょう
      こんにちは、あなたはロックスターです、ショーを始める、支払いを受ける
      そして輝くのは金だけ
      流れ星だけが型を壊す
      そして輝くのは金だけ
      流れ星だけが型を壊す

  • @Readraid_
    @Readraid_ Рік тому +549

    'Lets stop being random and start being ransmart' hardest line of all time

    • @mymo_in_Bb
      @mymo_in_Bb 7 місяців тому +2

      i don't get it

    • @ChuckNorris-sz6xj
      @ChuckNorris-sz6xj 7 місяців тому +6

      Random sounds like “randumb” so the opposite is “ransmart”

    • @mymo_in_Bb
      @mymo_in_Bb 7 місяців тому +4

      @@ChuckNorris-sz6xj ooooh. i guess that's the problem, random does not in the slightest sound like randumb in my accent, lol

    • @josecorzo5517
      @josecorzo5517 5 місяців тому +2

      I'm ransub

    • @mymo_in_Bb
      @mymo_in_Bb 5 місяців тому

      @@josecorzo5517 best comment

  • @the_danksmith134
    @the_danksmith134 5 років тому +1806

    VSauce: What is real randomness?
    Me: UA-cam recommendations

    • @edelsaquejada4401
      @edelsaquejada4401 5 років тому +94

      Or is it?

    • @mohammedmohiuddin92
      @mohammedmohiuddin92 5 років тому +52

      It has an algorithm. So its not.

    • @dickomin
      @dickomin 5 років тому +13

      @@mohammedmohiuddin92 why ruin a joke?

    • @adhamghallab6517
      @adhamghallab6517 5 років тому +12

      @@dickomin he didnt ruin it
      He just explained it cause some people would just believe the joke

    • @bhavyakhatri7832
      @bhavyakhatri7832 4 роки тому +6

      _or is it?_
      UA-cam has an algorithm, which sees what video u have seen earlier, and then sees what videos the people that have seen the same video as you, have seen. So it's not necessarily random.
      And as always, thanks for reading this comment and wasting ur time

  • @aarots1
    @aarots1 4 роки тому +3241

    I just love how a 9 years old Vsauce’s video can fit into 2020 UA-cam quality standards.

    • @JustinWHY-zz7gz
      @JustinWHY-zz7gz 2 роки тому +210

      Because they are timeless

    • @calebr9736
      @calebr9736 2 роки тому +93

      quality of editing? or quality of video? cause the videos now have none of that, we've regressed, A LOT

    • @psycho4729
      @psycho4729 2 роки тому +45

      @@calebr9736 NAAH it has both its even better than what we have now

    • @coins_png
      @coins_png 2 роки тому +33

      your statement is one year away from becoming true. i respect that futureproofing you done there, or just utterly failing math, either way someone please reply to me so i can see this when it's actually 9 years old

    • @aarots1
      @aarots1 2 роки тому +19

      @@coins_png Haha I prob watched a different video and comment on this one, but your perspective is better. I'll comment again in 7 month.

  • @sanitarymailbox-8023
    @sanitarymailbox-8023 4 роки тому +365

    Help I've been stuck in a loop between these two videos for 6 years

    • @HKB108
      @HKB108 3 роки тому +11

      that's so randomness

    • @alpuhagame
      @alpuhagame 3 роки тому +12

      This comment is so random... and yet... I predicted it would be here...

    • @DavidPysnik
      @DavidPysnik 3 роки тому +3

      I was going to make this comment. Good thing I checked to see it was already here. Part of genius is being there first, lol.

    • @DCul
      @DCul 3 роки тому +1

      SanitaryMailbox: I need help.
      Vsauce: Or do you?

    • @gregorypalamara6723
      @gregorypalamara6723 3 роки тому

      That's f n great bahahaha

  • @The.Talent
    @The.Talent 4 місяці тому +12

    After 10 years, I can still say that no individual thing has changed the trajectory of my life as significantly as this collaboration for randomness videos by Vsauce and Veratasium. The ideas and concepts discussed here have influenced the furthest reaches of my life almost every day since first watching it back in 2014. It's not that the details of this video gave me any sort of change of perspective on any sort of spiritual or inspirational level, but this video made me think about things differently. Thank you Vsauce and Veritasium teams.
    ...and thank you James Gleick, Claude Shannon, Charles Babbage, Ada Lovelace, and so many more!

  • @aturtlenamedjeff415
    @aturtlenamedjeff415 7 років тому +2987

    or is it
    *music starts*

    • @marteenyo
      @marteenyo 7 років тому +66

      that always means it most certainly is not

    • @Kjuio
      @Kjuio 7 років тому +4

      D

    • @Kjuio
      @Kjuio 7 років тому +2

      JAK0B q

    • @ianmoore5502
      @ianmoore5502 7 років тому +9

      what does it m-

    • @DrewK26
      @DrewK26 7 років тому +39

      that music means shit is gonna get real

  • @greenimpencilus6190
    @greenimpencilus6190 4 роки тому +3190

    "God may play dice with the universe, but they are the best dice in the universe." -Michael Stevens, 2014

    • @nicholasrausch3739
      @nicholasrausch3739 4 роки тому +71

      Damn... 2014

    • @marcogiordano9359
      @marcogiordano9359 3 роки тому +5

      What does it mean I can't understand

    • @marcogiordano9359
      @marcogiordano9359 3 роки тому +1

      @AKADeadShot what does God plays dice with the universe mean

    • @nagato2k633
      @nagato2k633 3 роки тому +73

      @@marcogiordano9359 it means that quantom particles aren't predetermined, there's nothing you can measure to predict how a quantum particle will behave, you can only know once you look
      its like god left quantum particles with free will to choose how they behave and not be restrained by anything

    • @tonipopa
      @tonipopa 3 роки тому +48

      @@marcogiordano9359 Actually what it means is that when god created the universe, he didn't create it at random, he had a plan and knew what went where. Everything has an order and everything has a meaning, we and our futures are predetermined, we are a part of the plan, every event that has happened or will happen, was already pre written by god, it means we dont have a free will, but act based on what was written. Michael also made a mistake, Einstein said that "god didn't play dice", not "god played dice". When you play dice, the outcome is random, when you dont play dice it means you dont play random but rather have a plan. Its like the video they made, its not a random script, its a predetermined script, it was written with the thought of randomness. So in short, what Einstein said, we, our thoughts, our actions, our decisions, our lifes are not random but predetermined and we are a part of someones plan. we act on someones plan without the free will we think we have. Hope this helped.

  • @swishoemi
    @swishoemi 4 роки тому +2077

    micheal: whats the most random thing ever?
    5 year olds: *p o t a t o*

  • @mrcoolguy-rt1gv
    @mrcoolguy-rt1gv Місяць тому +5

    4:17 the bench says "I like worms", so random!

  • @The_Horizon
    @The_Horizon 3 роки тому +4400

    look at Gen Z humor for proof of randomness

    • @TheLeyakMan
      @TheLeyakMan 3 роки тому +89

      Hi Justin Y- I mean.. The Horizon!

    • @hapsti
      @hapsti 3 роки тому +17

      yo horizon I watch ur vids, I also see u like 21stcenturyhumour, like me, nice

    • @THEMATT222
      @THEMATT222 3 роки тому +22

      Ok, boomer.

    • @fariskhalid8200
      @fariskhalid8200 3 роки тому +6

      Now this is true randomness

    • @fariskhalid8200
      @fariskhalid8200 3 роки тому +71

      @@THEMATT222 i thought we left that cringy old word in late 2019

  • @WhimsicottFanatic
    @WhimsicottFanatic 5 років тому +632

    I still love the fact that when the non-transitive die finally didn't roll a 5...the other die rolls a 5
    _There is no escape._

  • @caramba3227
    @caramba3227 5 років тому +1411

    "What is Random?"
    Middle school white girls: "Hold my Starbucks"

    • @Gold_-kr9ng
      @Gold_-kr9ng 5 років тому +34

      GL0p your profile picture scares me.

    • @khauman6811
      @khauman6811 5 років тому +7

      Your description scares me more flippy

    • @Will-ql6di
      @Will-ql6di 5 років тому +4

      A terrifying individual in many ways

    • @ziqrsx
      @ziqrsx 5 років тому +1

      @İlker Kesal what is a Description

    • @Flamarz
      @Flamarz 5 років тому +2

      OMG that weirdo was such creeps but kinda cute hahaha, we should totally go back and like flash him or stuff.
      I know like I'm so totally super duperly random

  • @ryla22
    @ryla22 2 роки тому +79

    For some reason I practiced coin flipping as a kid and I eventually accidentally learned how to get the same result about 90% of the time. I reckon I could still do it.

    • @sanjubogati
      @sanjubogati 8 місяців тому +3

      how do you do it? I gotta learn to win every bet 😂

    • @Oinkiepiggy
      @Oinkiepiggy 4 місяці тому

      You can feel the weight of the coin on your thumb flip it using your thumb. Now do it really soft to only spin the coil from heads to tails. Now again but head to tails to heads. Now again. Adding one flip every time you master the one before.​@@sanjubogati

  • @banishingwarden
    @banishingwarden 5 років тому +2661

    I wonder what normal conversations are like with Michael. :>

    • @zyxasry
      @zyxasry 5 років тому +112

      Oh my God! How I would love to have one!

    • @banishingwarden
      @banishingwarden 5 років тому +71

      @@zyxasry 𝖫𝗆𝖺𝗈, 𝗒𝖾𝗌! 𝖶𝖾 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗌𝖾𝖼𝗋𝖾𝗍𝗅𝗒 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗄 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝗇𝗈𝗋𝗆𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒... 𝖷𝖣

    • @poiewhfopiewhf
      @poiewhfopiewhf 4 роки тому +96

      it depends if he is sitting on your face

    • @Haarsgard
      @Haarsgard 4 роки тому +28

      @@poiewhfopiewhf that would be my honor

    • @HurryUpHarry_bySham69
      @HurryUpHarry_bySham69 4 роки тому +73

      Oh hey Micheal! How was your day?
      It was good but did you know that [3 paragraphs of sciency stuff] and that's why Einstein was able to time travel.

  • @azerefendizade6017
    @azerefendizade6017 6 років тому +348

    "78? That's so random!"
    "Or is it?"
    *moon men starts playing*

    • @fakeman7717
      @fakeman7717 5 років тому

      Azer Efendizade what’s the name on the song?

    • @armorman3005
      @armorman3005 5 років тому +1

      Probably moon man

    • @zabson607
      @zabson607 5 років тому +6

      @@armorman3005 or is it?

    • @themcguinnessexperiment617
      @themcguinnessexperiment617 5 років тому +2

      @@fakeman7717 "Moon Men (Instrumental)" by Jake Chudnow
      ua-cam.com/video/u9hauSrihYQ/v-deo.html

  • @milosmarjanovc123
    @milosmarjanovc123 6 років тому +567

    Ok, I just watched like 10 of your videos in a row. It's not just that the topics are interesting but you are an incredible presenter. Keep it up, what else can I say.

    • @ratiemand4529
      @ratiemand4529 6 років тому +8

      Milos Marjanovic yea I agree but he hasnt uploadded in something like a year ): I hope he will come back someday. He still uploads on that D.O.N.G. channel.

    • @007..Eco..
      @007..Eco.. 6 років тому

      @@ratiemand4529 He has?

    • @JouvaMoufette
      @JouvaMoufette 5 років тому +11

      @@ratiemand4529 he technically HAS uploaded to this channel several videos. They're just all UA-cam Premium videos for a new series called Mindfield. But even though I like those videos, I still miss his classic format a lot.
      I'm perfectly fine with an 8-15 minute video like this one. I MISS 8-15 minute videos like this one.

    • @mrrmellowman9649
      @mrrmellowman9649 5 років тому

      There's plenty of other things you can say

    • @axel-uk5dr
      @axel-uk5dr 5 років тому +1

      @@JouvaMoufette he does all these kinds of videos on his other UA-cam channel called DONG

  • @bendoeseverything2
    @bendoeseverything2 Рік тому +32

    Vsauce is 100% talent 0% screaming 0% stolen and is such a quality content creator

  • @Khulu6061
    @Khulu6061 6 років тому +528

    Vsauce has proved one thing
    *You don't randomly lose in the casino*

    • @Daniel-gk1dp
      @Daniel-gk1dp 5 років тому +8

      You always lose...

    • @wolfiy
      @wolfiy 5 років тому +3

      @@Daniel-gk1dp the once and only time I went I won 😁

    • @chrissmith1152
      @chrissmith1152 5 років тому +1

      or are you?

  • @jamespeterson4275
    @jamespeterson4275 8 років тому +933

    "synonym for bottom"
    Appears on a filthy frank vid
    OK

  • @benkao8253
    @benkao8253 5 років тому +1706

    "Lets stop being ran-dumb, and become ran-smart"

    • @vickyfinnemore511
      @vickyfinnemore511 4 роки тому +8

      HyperStrike underrated comment XD

    • @anand3231
      @anand3231 4 роки тому +4

      Exactly

    • @emiliadg3939
      @emiliadg3939 4 роки тому +56

      Good work quoting the first 10 seconds of the video, didn't see that part

    • @ValentineC137
      @ValentineC137 4 роки тому +17

      @@emiliadg3939 you obviously didn't watch it, this part is at the 20 sec mark

    • @DevanshGuptaChess
      @DevanshGuptaChess 4 роки тому +23

      @Shovel r/wooosh*

  • @QuirkyKittenUwU
    @QuirkyKittenUwU Рік тому +41

    randomly found this video 9 years later

    • @JenuineJune
      @JenuineJune 6 місяців тому

      Literally tho

    • @Eyesack1
      @Eyesack1 6 місяців тому

      @@JenuineJunefr

  • @rivershen8954
    @rivershen8954 5 років тому +390

    I'm going to stop watching before Michael asks if atoms have emotions

    • @mansheiky817
      @mansheiky817 4 роки тому +42

      Or will you ?

    • @fusk7799
      @fusk7799 4 роки тому +20

      actually, they have, we are all atoms

    • @mansheiky817
      @mansheiky817 4 роки тому +6

      Ashlone Fusk or are we

    • @fusk7799
      @fusk7799 4 роки тому +18

      @@mansheiky817 but first we need to know what is "or"

    • @deserteternity3302
      @deserteternity3302 4 роки тому +5

      One of my favorite quotes from my chemistry professor was "Go talk to a Magnesium atom, and when it tells you what it wants, you can come and talk to me!"

  • @massivematt3113
    @massivematt3113 3 роки тому +679

    Whenever Michael says “or is it,” I question everything I know

  • @nathan44u
    @nathan44u 5 років тому +460

    Me: Oh cool! A collab with Veritasium
    6 minutes in: Derek? are you there?

  • @umey3445
    @umey3445 Рік тому +9

    I love that he said the Australian 50 cent coin is one of the largest coins in circulation as if it was going to lead someone and it just didn’t

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 Рік тому

      Another 50c fact: the original 50c coins in 1966 were round and 80% silver. They're worth a lot more than 50c each now because they each contain about a third of an ounce of silver. They're still legal tender but rarely show up in circulation unless an old lady finds a jar of them in a closet or something.

  • @TheDiamondSwordsmen
    @TheDiamondSwordsmen 7 років тому +471

    After looking through youtube URLs, I tried typing in "meow". I ended up getting a cat video. Must be a coincidence... or is it?!

  • @Wyattporter
    @Wyattporter 3 роки тому +712

    Fun fact: the “random UA-cam URLs” segment shows five URLs. Two are unavailable, but three link to videos: Veritasium’s “most common cognitive bias” video, “6 Wii U Facts” by Vsauce3, and “The Amazing Pink Cup” by Quirkology.

    • @sebtaylor6414
      @sebtaylor6414 2 роки тому +21

      If we are all completely random then how do parallel universes fit into it? Or is every different universe really just fitted into a dice of all possibilities?

    • @Raulxz
      @Raulxz 2 роки тому +5

      @@sebtaylor6414 we arent random

    • @jsplinc2000
      @jsplinc2000 Рік тому +3

      ​@@RaulxzWhy?

    • @daisymurphy6832
      @daisymurphy6832 Рік тому

      @@sebtaylor6414 hey iknow its been nearly a year since you have commented but if you are still wondering there are much cleaner ways to explain quantum randomness than other universes I would recommend looking at the wave function collapse hypothesis

    • @AwTickStick
      @AwTickStick Рік тому +9

      @@sebtaylor6414That is the multiple universe interpretation. Where every single time a proverbial dice is thrown. Another universe is created where it landed on another face. So every single time an particle is observed or collapses into 1 probability, then a bunch of other universes are created where the probability collapsed differently. Meaning all probability’s happen at once but in different universes we will never have access to.
      For example in schrodinger’s cat. The cat may die in our universe, but in another universe the cat is alive.

  • @psycoman7695
    @psycoman7695 5 років тому +917

    Did you realise this video
    Is 11 min and 11 sec .
    How random?

    • @Rainier214
      @Rainier214 5 років тому +109

      _Or is it?_

    • @adampaul5237
      @adampaul5237 5 років тому +2

      Teague Wessel hahaha

    • @user-fo4ue9mo4z
      @user-fo4ue9mo4z 5 років тому +14

      Vsause music plays*

    • @bilalyoussefconaboy
      @bilalyoussefconaboy 5 років тому +8

      11:12

    • @good_mourning
      @good_mourning 5 років тому +3

      Anybody else immediately go and check the time stamp at the end of the video, to verify that it does, in fact, end @ 11:11? Lol

  • @edp.kensworth
    @edp.kensworth Рік тому +6

    Vsauce doesn’t upload, he just shows you old videos you didn’t know existed yet

  • @TheGameChallenger
    @TheGameChallenger 3 роки тому +139

    0:11 Veratasium is just standing there like:
    "I have no lines to say and this is extremely awkward.."

  • @BBCEarthExplore
    @BBCEarthExplore 10 років тому +111

    Two of our favourite science UA-camrs creating content together... *two thumbs up*

  • @ssuperpro2700
    @ssuperpro2700 5 років тому +525

    Friend: heads or tails.
    Me: heads.
    *lands on side*

  • @Urban-uj7fb
    @Urban-uj7fb Рік тому +4

    one day there will be a book written about you michael and i cannot wait to read it and cant believe i had the honor to witness the journey

  • @miriamwheeler8104
    @miriamwheeler8104 4 роки тому +765

    Nobody:
    That one bench: *I like worms*

    • @fetchmaga4048
      @fetchmaga4048 4 роки тому +49

      Or does he?

    • @tea-tea-t
      @tea-tea-t 4 роки тому +64

      That was pretty random...

    • @Nick-lx4fo
      @Nick-lx4fo 4 роки тому +11

      I saw that right before I read this comment

    • @mesheep123
      @mesheep123 4 роки тому +4

      U notice too

    • @leanhduc5964
      @leanhduc5964 4 роки тому +3

      Nick Right so did i...or...

  • @AllToastersToastToast
    @AllToastersToastToast 6 років тому +74

    “No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!”

  • @xisumavoid
    @xisumavoid 10 років тому +448

    Thanks for making this! I am one of those people who is annoyed by the misuse and misunderstanding of this word and how we interpret the world around us :-)

    • @Solitaan
      @Solitaan 10 років тому +34

      Hi xisuma! Didn't expect to see you here.

    • @Valenspire
      @Valenspire 10 років тому +7

      I actually knew you watched vsauce because I watched your Q&A.

    • @exe_
      @exe_ 10 років тому +5

      yet, the root meaning resemblence more the common use that the mathematical use as explained on the video...

    • @kyoyaq
      @kyoyaq 10 років тому +2

      Exactly

    • @codycraig8805
      @codycraig8805 10 років тому +4

      for an 11minute video, it felt a lot longer. but pretty cool

  • @yecto1332
    @yecto1332 2 роки тому +12

    5:27 that skeleton is also so random out of nowhere

  • @nicolehuopanen3318
    @nicolehuopanen3318 5 років тому +744

    The annoying girl: ahhahah, I'm so random!
    Me after watching Vsauce: Or are you?

  • @txisbest2010
    @txisbest2010 8 років тому +162

    I was not annoyed by the word "random" until I saw this comment section... Now I'm angry for no reason.

    • @Silvainius001
      @Silvainius001 8 років тому +37

      How random is that?

    • @GJPolitics
      @GJPolitics 7 років тому +6

      I find it quite random that your angry

    • @LennyTheCat
      @LennyTheCat 7 років тому +23

      You just need to stop getting annoyed by random things

    • @robertwalton8155
      @robertwalton8155 7 років тому

      is it random iv just turned up here

  • @howtodrawreallygood
    @howtodrawreallygood 10 років тому +97

    Random is love. Random is life.

    • @YouSwellow
      @YouSwellow 10 років тому +6

      10/10 would random again

    • @arkgepoef
      @arkgepoef 10 років тому +1

      Shrek

    • @ThePhantom4516
      @ThePhantom4516 10 років тому

      Ugh. We don't need a PressFartToContinue again.

    • @baz4020
      @baz4020 10 років тому

      Oh Nolly!

    • @howtodrawreallygood
      @howtodrawreallygood 10 років тому

      gum ball stop watching all of the videos I'm watching >:(

  • @martakor
    @martakor Рік тому +27

    Смотрел эти видео лет 5 назад, ностальгия. Прекрасный сценарий и атмосферная музыка в конце - эти видео прекрасны!

  • @Nikhilkannankutty
    @Nikhilkannankutty 5 років тому +310

    "Let us stop being Ran-dumb and be Ran-smart" - Michael

  • @connorjohnson7059
    @connorjohnson7059 8 років тому +327

    All the dice randomness reminded me of Gravity Falls, "The Infinity Sided Die". Even though the possibilities are endless, "You'd be surprised to see how many times you roll a seven"

    • @ShiverPike
      @ShiverPike 7 років тому +4

      DeLemonLikerGames loved that show

    • @tarekahmed2495
      @tarekahmed2495 7 років тому +3

      Correct , plus , you would need a microscope to observe the result , and it would have to be infinitely big to hold all number even if each one was written on a single atom and it's randomness would be destroyed after just one roll .

    • @shaun7583
      @shaun7583 7 років тому +6

      tarek ahmed in the show the dice has finite sides but the pattern in the faces change.

  • @baldkeemstar6246
    @baldkeemstar6246 10 років тому +145

    Vsauce: giving mindfucks since 2010

  • @veyrondarren1064
    @veyrondarren1064 2 роки тому +18

    10:35 When you see the two geniuses together, you know the world is excelling 😂

  • @lorddominonexus
    @lorddominonexus 4 роки тому +36

    Veritasium and Vsauce, greatest "V" of the century

  • @RealLifeW0rld
    @RealLifeW0rld 6 років тому +520

    Not only does God play dice, but... he sometimes throws them where they cannot be seen.
    - *STEPHEN HAWKING* (1942-2018)

    • @famous_anvs
      @famous_anvs 6 років тому +23

      there is no god

    • @mrdisease7996
      @mrdisease7996 6 років тому +2

      Oof rip

    • @matthewburgoyne418
      @matthewburgoyne418 6 років тому +96

      Stephen hawking said there is no God, God said there is no Stephen hawking

    • @ameaninglessdemon9030
      @ameaninglessdemon9030 6 років тому +19

      @@matthewburgoyne418 i love and hate that

    • @JgHaverty
      @JgHaverty 6 років тому +39

      God gives each of us equal say on the internet.
      - *Abraham Lincoln* (1992)

  • @MinecraftUser313
    @MinecraftUser313 10 років тому +36

    Vsauce is very weird, since you can't just skip to the end to know an answer. All the tangents combine to create a more understandable theory/idea so you can't really skip to the end without knowing it all. Kudos to you, Vsauce.

    • @benwalker4295
      @benwalker4295 10 років тому +5

      Like a book, you cant always read the end and find the answer

    • @imexclusiv9742
      @imexclusiv9742 10 років тому +1

      True...why would you want to skip to the end? To miss all of the awesomeness?

  • @immortalsun
    @immortalsun 2 роки тому +4

    2:52 I want a full version of that video released *_right now!_*

  • @ImTerasHD
    @ImTerasHD 10 років тому +72

    What is random? and how much does it weigh?

    • @gahiji1205
      @gahiji1205 10 років тому +16

      Pls no

    • @BreakEm22
      @BreakEm22 10 років тому

      Jason Montly Does good and evil truly exist outside of ourselves the same can go law and order, Do all those things exist outside of are preception of the world?

    • @TheLuin9
      @TheLuin9 10 років тому +9

      Darude - Sandstorm

    • @ChrisStewartDesigns
      @ChrisStewartDesigns 10 років тому

      John Hickens no, good and evil is simply relative and law and order is a fabrication of primitive humans who refuse to admit that they have no idea what they're doing. We're all just children running around aimlessly and that scares us. This is also the origin if the belief if God and the need for celebrities and government. We believe that there is always a higher power, and in doing so handicap our true potential. At least that's my opinion.

    • @ChrisStewartDesigns
      @ChrisStewartDesigns 10 років тому +1

      John Hickens no, good and evil is simply relative and law and order is a fabrication of primitive humans who refuse to admit that they have no idea what they're doing. We're all just children running around aimlessly and that scares us. This is also the origin if the belief if God and the need for celebrities and government. We believe that there is always a higher power, and in doing so handicap our true potential. At least that's my opinion.

  • @vicentetemes5793
    @vicentetemes5793 9 років тому +492

    4:15 Woah woah woah screw your randomness, why does that bench like worms?

    • @vicentetemes5793
      @vicentetemes5793 9 років тому +28

      ***** Oh, thanks pony.

    • @adamcummings20
      @adamcummings20 9 років тому +7

      Instantly went to the comments as soon as I saw it. Your comment was here. Pretty random huh? Or IS IT?

    • @vicentetemes5793
      @vicentetemes5793 9 років тому +2

      Conveniently Placed Goat Illuminati confirmed.

    • @kurtlittlebridge
      @kurtlittlebridge 9 років тому +1

      +Vicente Parker Something rather random is the comment thread beneath yours. Where the topic starts as a joke and then focuses on grammar nazis. Atleast for a moment, but of course "or is it."

    • @AJPerez-cn3po
      @AJPerez-cn3po 9 років тому

      +Vicente Parker I thought the same thing XD

  • @thinkfact
    @thinkfact 10 років тому +539

    Random Fact:
    If you take the time to understand the mathematical formulas and context behind things, nothing is truly random. Not even this fact.

    • @MineMurphydog
      @MineMurphydog 10 років тому +27

      ***** The results of which are determined by the movement of gluon particles. Which if we could track we could guess the results. Much like the coin, we just can't see what effects the result; Yet.

    • @BlankKnight
      @BlankKnight 10 років тому +22

      Yeah the whole thing with Quantum Particles when you observe them they'll be in state A,B,C,D... and there aren't any factors (none that anyone has found) contributing to the resulting state.
      Which is why Quantum Particle States are considered Truly Random

    • @thinkfact
      @thinkfact 10 років тому +11

      BlankKnight
      But this is still something were are learning more and more about. We can't say just because we don't understand it fully that there is a conclusive answer until then.
      It may be "random" for now to some extent, but that is not because we fully understand it but just the opposite.

    • @RevwdGaming
      @RevwdGaming 10 років тому +7

      GET OUT OFMY HEAD! **shoots self**

    • @connorV96
      @connorV96 10 років тому +3

      If you look at Aristotlean Philosphy, you would know that we know nothing. Therfore I did not know that

  • @astphaire
    @astphaire 2 роки тому +2

    1:27 From a computer science point, you can’t know everything. If you had a table of every question with every answer, it would answer the halting problem, which is mathematically impossible. The table would be inconsistent, meaning you couldn’t know everything without contradictions being valid truth values.

  • @gdavis9296
    @gdavis9296 4 роки тому +119

    I have been stuck in the loop of watching Veritasium’s video and vSauce’s video for the past six years. God help me

    • @LightblueStar27
      @LightblueStar27 3 роки тому

      F

    • @vincentgrass6531
      @vincentgrass6531 3 роки тому +2

      yay I'm not the only one

    • @chiralvandal
      @chiralvandal 3 роки тому

      F

    • @winstonknowitall4181
      @winstonknowitall4181 3 роки тому +7

      I have bad news. You must have crossed the event horizon of science. There's no way out. You now inevitably race towards the singularity - a point in space and time in which you'd possess the complete knowledge of life, universe and everything. But don't worry - you'll reach that point only after infinite time, so your journey will last forever.

    • @reckermatouvc
      @reckermatouvc 3 роки тому +3

      @@winstonknowitall4181 or will he? *_vsauce intro plays_*

  • @suvangoyal421
    @suvangoyal421 4 роки тому +65

    4:16
    Michael: *explains some science stuff*
    Me: i like worm

  • @RonnygoBOOM
    @RonnygoBOOM 10 років тому +74

    This is a fantastic video. I am very impressed with the delivery and background research, but I have come to expect that kind of quality from you, Mike. Thanks for creating!

  • @juwitzkeold
    @juwitzkeold Рік тому +1

    2:53 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA i laughed so hard with this “I’m so random!!!!! Deal with it”

  • @FULLAWESOMENESS12
    @FULLAWESOMENESS12 10 років тому +100

    Was it just me or when Michael said 'god is playing dice with the universe' you were expecting lots of flame wars in the comment section?

    • @ThatGuyFromBRITAIN
      @ThatGuyFromBRITAIN 10 років тому +29

      People who watch Vsauce are going to be more understanding and mature about subjects like that. :')

    • @FULLAWESOMENESS12
      @FULLAWESOMENESS12 10 років тому +1

      ***** I was just saying that when Micheal quoted Einstein with 'God is rolling dice with the universe' would cause lots of flame wars. Luckily it didn't. I've seen many Christian/atheist flame wars because a few words in one video, and that Einstein quote didn't cause any.

    • @emyuniverse
      @emyuniverse 10 років тому +4

      Eric Mcsoth And now, let's all appreciate how Vsaucers are awesome and intelligent people.

    • @ChunkNinja
      @ChunkNinja 10 років тому +2

      Look at the comment tread above your's.
      Your welcome.
      (At least they had the decency to all argue in one place, makes ignoring them so much easier.)

  • @justuslm
    @justuslm 7 років тому +604

    So when does the first quantum casino open?
    Funnily, it will never happen, because the key factor to a successful casino is that its games aren't random.

    • @cjbeckersf
      @cjbeckersf 7 років тому +17

      A company makes Quantum random number generators used for gambling. ID Quantique, based in Switzerland. They cost up to €2,990. :)

    • @hyde4004
      @hyde4004 7 років тому +17

      JustusLM The key is to have the odds in your favor, but still be as random as you can possibly be to remain fair. Basically, design the game in such a way where the odds are very slightly in your favor, and where each turn is completely random, so that there's no way to predict the results.

    • @FuckPolitcs
      @FuckPolitcs 7 років тому +5

      Hyde slightly or mostly? Striking 21 is very improbable.

    • @hyde4004
      @hyde4004 7 років тому +13

      Fuck Politics Yea, but if you hit 21, the possible payout is also huge. It nearly balances out. It's all about the value of the bet.
      Consider betting on black or red. If you lose, the house gets your money and if you win, you get the amount you bet from the house. Seems fair, right? A 50/50 bet where should either one lose, they lose the same amount of money. Should be completely random as to who ends up with the most money, right?
      But the thing is, there's the green. It's neither black nor red, so if I bet on black, I actually only have a bit less than a 50/50 chance to win.
      This slight tilt in the odds is what statistically guarantees that the house will always win in the long run, as the odds are ever so slightly in their favor.

    • @FuckPolitcs
      @FuckPolitcs 7 років тому

      Hyde the "possible payout" is still less than the actual payout. Casinos are genius business models that thrive on taking stupid drunk people's money.

  • @aayush_dutt
    @aayush_dutt 4 роки тому +69

    I last watched this video when I was in secondary school and I was mind blown! I am taking Information and Coding Theory classes and it all makes so much sense :)
    Can't thank you enough for making these amazing videos

  • @किमेतत्
    @किमेतत् Рік тому +4

    In Indian history their is a very long and wide story (which contains many events in it one by one and also many parallel that's why wide) named 'Mahabharat' also referred as 'Bharat'. just like the machine said in this video that can flip a coin and also roll a die in an exact way to give output as number intended, their is a man in this story. Much before the great war between Kauravs and Pandavs began, there was a 'dyut' (game of dies) between them. In this game on the Kaurav's side this man named 'Shakunee' was rolling dies for them. by listening to the rattling sounds of the two dies he could determine the number of the upcoming roll. and also he could decide the number that was to be shown on the dies. so as the need of the game he could generate the number on the die and so always won the game.

  • @ryanhines8080
    @ryanhines8080 5 років тому +58

    I miss these types of videos. I’m not upset Michael and Vsauce is making a different type of content now, but these just feel different and I love them so much.

  • @Blunderkit
    @Blunderkit 5 років тому +564

    I ran into my friend the other day.
    With my car.

  • @theclassicpiecechannel9605
    @theclassicpiecechannel9605 3 роки тому +292

    Michael: O.. O..
    Cathy: He’s saying his first words..
    Michael: Or am I?

    • @AphexKirlia
      @AphexKirlia Рік тому +2

      🤨

    • @VibinSquad
      @VibinSquad 8 місяців тому +1

      Yes, Michael, you are.

    • @EatAnOctorok
      @EatAnOctorok 7 місяців тому

      Now I'm just imagining Jake Chudnow attending Michael's first few birthdays.

    • @CodyMclelland
      @CodyMclelland 7 місяців тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

    • @shadowguarder2857
      @shadowguarder2857 6 місяців тому +1

      "what even are words? And more importantly, who's to say they're the first? What *is* the first? Of what?" Goes on to theorize the start of the universe, prophesies, reincarnation, and explain the meaning and purpose of words in great linguistic detail

  • @nikhilgarg9618
    @nikhilgarg9618 Рік тому +1

    Michael: Randomly appears in UA-cam recommendations and randomly starts talking about randomness, while sitting on a bench with the most random thing written on it (4:00).
    Also Michael: Nothing is random.
    ... Or is it?

  • @izovire
    @izovire 10 років тому +32

    I had a long conversation with someone that doesn't solve a Rubik's Cube (I'm a cuber). He argued that if he were to 'randomly' turn faces he would eventually solve it. I argued that once he saw pieces going into place it's no longer random. Because he would SEE it's not random anymore.
    I calculated (somewhat calculated) with other cubers that it would take on average 176 billion years at a rate of 5 turns per second (that's fast) for a person to randomly turn a Rubik's Cube into a solved state. That is if the person turning the layers is blindfolded and another person watches then stops him/her from turning when it is solved.
    The average is 176 billion years... but it could take anywhere from 2 seconds to not infinitely long.

    • @hannocoetzer8763
      @hannocoetzer8763 10 років тому +1

      Its like the infinite monkey theorem, typewriting a Shakespeare play - every key press, or state, is as random as the previous state and even if the monkeys is character away from the complete play, one wrong key press will just ruin all that hard work

    • @cryptexify
      @cryptexify 10 років тому

      "He argued that if he were to 'randomly' turn faces he would eventually solve it."
      Well, that's not wrong. If what he saw didn't affect his decisions of which faces to turn, meaning STAYING random, then he's gonna eventually solve it.

  • @Random-zt4ig
    @Random-zt4ig 3 роки тому +193

    After watching this video for 4 minutes and heard the word random dozens of times, I finally realized that random is my channel's name...

  • @ev1lt0ast
    @ev1lt0ast 5 років тому +135

    4:07 the chair says “I like worms.”

  • @X-3K
    @X-3K Рік тому +2

    2:52 Vsauce predicted Vsauce youtube shorts

  • @hamzaamir3305
    @hamzaamir3305 3 роки тому +87

    Derek's face on this channel is always like "Where am I supposed to look"

  • @willmahaffey5827
    @willmahaffey5827 8 років тому +642

    Are we going to ignore that the bench he was sitting on said "I Like Worms"?

    • @Tiessie
      @Tiessie 8 років тому +2

      Will Mahaffey I noticed that too xD

    • @yigitkaya4716
      @yigitkaya4716 8 років тому +27

      Will Mahaffey that was random(!)

    • @azanali4577
      @azanali4577 8 років тому +16

      he is in worms, germany

    • @idkwuisp7626
      @idkwuisp7626 8 років тому

      Will Mahaffey i saw it too

    • @dudumx100
      @dudumx100 7 років тому +1

      04:10

  • @sebastianalonsodef.2735
    @sebastianalonsodef.2735 4 роки тому +267

    I feel aroused when Vsauce uses 2 "or is its" in one video.

    • @HurricaneBeryl
      @HurricaneBeryl 4 роки тому +24

      Or are you? *music plays*

    • @aedan9227
      @aedan9227 4 роки тому +1

      Wut

    • @sebastianalonsodef.2735
      @sebastianalonsodef.2735 4 роки тому +9

      @@aedan9227 You know, when Vsauce looks at the camera , says: "or is it", and then the music sounds. I feel deeply aroused when he does it twice, let alone... more that twice.

    • @Aftermouse6248
      @Aftermouse6248 4 роки тому +1

      Bruh

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 4 роки тому +7

      I just find him kinda hot in general.

  • @xplicitgreek2446
    @xplicitgreek2446 2 роки тому +1

    Vsauce and Veritasium are the only channels I have watched over the last several months.

  • @Redcap00
    @Redcap00 10 років тому +59

    I like worms 4:07 haha that's so random!! ... or is it (*start Vsauce music *)

    • @chrisivx5639
      @chrisivx5639 10 років тому +1

      please shut the fuck up

    • @Redcap00
      @Redcap00 10 років тому +5

      someonewhosomeone That could've been said in a much better way...
      With the way you asked me I sorta feel like not 'Shuting the fuck up' sooooo.... haha, I like worms

    • @kevinnorris6558
      @kevinnorris6558 10 років тому

      Worms are cool

    • @neotf2
      @neotf2 10 років тому

      plsstfu

    • @Redcap00
      @Redcap00 10 років тому

      Miss Cakelyn nu

  • @6Rounds
    @6Rounds 5 років тому +105

    4:05
    _I like worms_
    *-Now that’s random.-*

    • @Rissoe_Really
      @Rissoe_Really 5 років тому +2

      i never expected to look at the word "i like worms" cut into a bench at a park when i first woke up for the first time

    • @izzy-artmusicvlogs1234
      @izzy-artmusicvlogs1234 4 роки тому +1

      Or is it?

    • @onlyaspoonful9171
      @onlyaspoonful9171 4 роки тому

      or is it ? ... you see the likelyness of him sitting on that bench because of the words is very high about 74,55555%

    • @User-rf4dz
      @User-rf4dz 4 роки тому

      And i like trains

    • @SG2048-meta
      @SG2048-meta 4 роки тому

      Lol I was about to comment that

  • @asadelh.28
    @asadelh.28 8 років тому +100

    Michael was sitting on a bench that said "I like worms"
    How random

    • @koenderbb5191
      @koenderbb5191 7 років тому +20

      Asadel H. Would be more random if it said udosjckLsbdkHdLdvwkdoxbff

  • @rayowls4228
    @rayowls4228 8 років тому +47

    Lol the video "I'm so random" was so hilarious

  • @alyxian_does_stuff
    @alyxian_does_stuff 4 роки тому +225

    4:00 no one gonna talk about the “I like worms” chair he is sitting on?

  • @TheArabsolga
    @TheArabsolga 9 років тому +167

    *Potato milking is impossible and illegal in several different states.* Anyone seen touching a potato's nipples with any part of their body including their genitals will be sentenced to 6 years in solitary confinement at a maximum security prison. Two time offenders will receive 35 years in solitary at a maximum security prison and three time offenders will be stoned to death by potatoes. Anyone who proceeds to go beyond touching the potato's nipples and milks the potato will be stoned to death by tomatoes on the spot and buried with the potato lodged in the offenders rectum.

    • @ioratv
      @ioratv 9 років тому +8

      +Plato wtf

    • @TheArabsolga
      @TheArabsolga 9 років тому +23

      ***** Have something to confess? POTATO MILKER???

    • @ioratv
      @ioratv 9 років тому +15

      Just watch me P, I'll mash potatoes with my left hand and study with my right!
      I'll take a glass of potato milk... AND DRINK IT!

    • @TheArabsolga
      @TheArabsolga 9 років тому +14

      ***** *G-G-G-GASP* YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING! Enough of this treachery!

    • @mercym5649
      @mercym5649 9 років тому +4

      +Yampi oPlasmatico I'm so sorry but...what that a death note reference?

  • @SilverScarletSpider
    @SilverScarletSpider 2 роки тому +1

    Saying “that’s so random” and “that’s epic” has really fell off a cliff after 2011-2014

  • @gecko7779
    @gecko7779 7 років тому +75

    2:51 Why is my sense of humor so dumb, and why did I die from this.

    • @Dafix
      @Dafix Рік тому +1

      Are u still dead?

    • @gecko7779
      @gecko7779 Рік тому +2

      @@Dafix Yes

    • @Dafix
      @Dafix Рік тому +2

      @@gecko7779 oh man... Hope u get better

  • @_samtf
    @_samtf 10 років тому +60

    I'm pretty sure you could watch all Vsauce videos, without schooling, and then take exams and pass...

    • @wsx308
      @wsx308 10 років тому +15

      Haha yes I've learned more from his videos then when I was in school

    • @wsx308
      @wsx308 10 років тому

      He hasn't taught that ;p

    • @CreativeVelocity
      @CreativeVelocity 10 років тому +10

      Yeah sure, just go for a Quantum physics exam without years of fundamental knowledge and you'll definitely pass

    • @wsx308
      @wsx308 10 років тому +1

      Lol y do ppl have to be so serious all the time obviously haven't learned everything duhhh it was just a comment

    • @wsx308
      @wsx308 10 років тому

      Exactly haha *****

  • @abdulazizbature2615
    @abdulazizbature2615 4 роки тому +219

    UA-cam algorithm randomly recommended a video discussing randomness and I clicked at random, someone might have randomly made a comment similar to mine, or did they !?

    • @professionalinstigator8709
      @professionalinstigator8709 3 роки тому +9

      stolen comment...or was it?

    • @austinhernandez2716
      @austinhernandez2716 3 роки тому +13

      Algorithm. Random. That's a contradiction itself.

    • @stianovesen
      @stianovesen 3 роки тому +11

      nothing of what you listed is random though

    • @epicgamer8089
      @epicgamer8089 3 роки тому +3

      @@stianovesen your mom

    • @rayaqin
      @rayaqin 3 роки тому

      @@stianovesen what if he used a software that clicks on a video listed on the screen randomly by generating a number based on an electron's spin measured at the time?

  • @ver_y_fun_ny_huma_n
    @ver_y_fun_ny_huma_n 6 місяців тому +1

    In da club having "ass" in its url is the most random thing possible

  • @arvy7765
    @arvy7765 6 років тому +851

    I am Random.

    • @qk7x
      @qk7x 6 років тому +19

      Random Your profile is an impossible cube. The top right corner is red and orange, which is impossible.

    • @23tjunior
      @23tjunior 6 років тому +5

      Jeremy Johns km km. J m m n knew bk j a nice j we can. I'll iikiinin i. Lolj my love olun. Nki NB King b. B bbbbbbb. Nnnbnñnnnnnnnnnñnnnnñnnnnnnnnbnn. Thanks again no kids no hi cx o,onii b

    • @Savitar1976
      @Savitar1976 6 років тому +37

      Or are you ?
      **Music starts playing**

    • @youreshouldoflearntgrammer8277
      @youreshouldoflearntgrammer8277 6 років тому

      @@qk7x But it's random!!!!

    • @kampfweiter2410
      @kampfweiter2410 6 років тому

      How are you random?