D&D: Dark Alliance - Angry Review [WORST GAME OF 2021?!]
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- Опубліковано 30 чер 2021
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AngryJoe ventures into the D&D universe with Dark Alliance a third-person action role-playing game that tortured us for more than 18 Hours. Please GOD do not waste your money on this crap! Worst D&D Game I have EVER Played!
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"If you buy a game at launch, you are paying the most amount of money for the worst version of a game." -TotalBiscuit
That should be a bible verse by now lol
Rip that legend
Rip
RIP
goddamn if that ain't the truth tho
Imagine what he would say about the trash fires that get released these days.
As much as I like hearing Joe praise a really good game..there’s just something about hearing him completely trash a game that scratches a certain itch 👌👌👌
it's good to hear someone trash a game that deserves it. never gets boring
Amen, its more fun hearing him tear a game to shreds.
Ride to Hell Retribution was the very best angry review ever.
Next madden is gonna be good
@@antonioricaud5308 yup, best angry review of the worst game.
100% of the budget went to the cutscenes
That's an improvement, normally it all goes towards the cocaine for the CEOs.
Yup and even those dont work sometimes
at he look so happy in the opening 0:01
What budget
@@mattpostingcinematicuniver7920 a nickel and a dime
When I saw a DND game and then went to steam reviews, I just saw that you can't create your own character. In a DND game. That was the instant I said "NOPE" and forgot about this game.
It's a game based on the Legend of Drizzt series, so a lot of people would still enjoy an official D&D game playing as their favorite characters. But this...? Nope.
Aren't the selectable characters prominent characters in dnd lore?
@@TheEdwardNigmaShow Yeah, Drizzt and his crew are pretty prominent. But this game does not do them justice.
@@kevincass9917, it's a disgrace and a travesty.
You also had Baldurs Gate: Dark Alliance 1 and 2, where you also had presetted characters but they had at least enough different classes
"Say the line Joe..."
*"YOU DONE FUCKED IT UP!"*
**crowd goes wild**
…..do the roar.
We played through the whole game on the hardest difficulty and i agree it was very easy, Once you are kitted the archer will be hitting for over 1-2m damage if you spam poison and a certain move, she also has an easy time since the game has not added AI yet. The most annoying thing for me was the enemies not telegraphing their attacks, i have so many clips of them dealing damage before they play the animation, or attacking in another direction 30 meters away from you but killing you. I don't think anybody actually play tested this game. Also, did not use a single camp and the loot is so random.
Great to see you here ESO I loved your divinity and outer worlds playthroughs, shame it had to be under these crappy circumstances though small Dev size or not this shit is unacceptable and they should be held fully accountable
I tested camps. It acts as saving or checkpoint in solo. Also using every camp lowered rewards to common. But chests still gave duplicate epics.
Anyyy it's ESO never thought I'd see u on the AJ show, I didn't play this game and I'm glad I didn't judging from the reviews
I couldn't even finish the first level on the easiest difficulty,because the control is unresponsive as hell.
@@Adamsfamily1990 don't wanna sound like an elitist but even despite its bad controls it should be easy to finish on the lowest difficulty as ive gotten halfway on the 2nd from last one
Can we just admire the comedy gold of Alex describing how the Goblin is in extreme pain and agony but yet somehow takes no notice of his wounds?
Tis' but a flesh wound
@@user-xe9xc5lp2d ‘Tis but a scratch, am perfect fine.’ *proceeds to kick your character to try and prove their point*
“Look you stupid bastard, you’ve got no arms left!”
“Yes I have!”
“Look!”
“Just a flesh wound.”
Imagine being a dev hoping to make your way in the industry and wanting to work on a great project while being at Tuque during Dark Alliance's development. And you love D&D. Now imagine it's 2023 and BG3 just came out to critical and commercial success. Man, I would reevaluate my life.
This is why Angry Joe exist- to yell at these gaming companies for doing a piss-poor job.
Yet when he gets criticism he can't take it.
@@deadrock1678 what?… tf? Who cares?…
he’s the reviewer not the one being reviewed’
Edit: this has some serious ‘I was a dev till Joe ripped my game apart’ vibes
@@yourdadsotherfamily3530 I care and many others like me that don't want to see shitty ass movies reviews or marvel garbage
@@yourdadsotherfamily3530 My point he can dish it but not take it.
@@deadrock1678 Which game did Angry Joe develop?
"Goblin does not notice you" - hm, must have been the wind
Is that from Skyrim or Sekiro?
@@hewhobattles8869 Skyrim.
I was waiting for THIS particular comment
"Thought I heard something." -- *sheathes sword and walks away despite you crouching in front of them.*
@@angelreyes8714 okay, cool. Thank you. Have a nice weekend
Imagine wanting to make a game like Avengers(which sucks as well), but with a 1/8 the budget and from first year interns. Thank you Game pass, for being the rental service on pc we needed to weed out shit like this
the only thing good about the avengers game was the first mission
Well in that case, they very much succeeded, because the quality of this is on par with Avengers.
When i decide to use my free game pass on pc I’ll try it out to see how crap it still is for the lols i guess.
at least he's happy that the begging 0:40
This game is just as bad as avengers. There both equally boring with the same combat
“Nobody is gonna watch this or view this”
1M views and 55k likes later.
Joe we love your content because of your passion for what you do. I could give a fuck less about this game, but I stayed and dropped a like because you’re awesome.
Very true. I watch all of his reviews and have played less than half of the games.
The ork bois from 40k is what makes it hilarious no one will watch this my foot.
That is *TRUE LOYALTY*
Worst boss fight ever! 16:00
God they're so cheap 16:30
AJ: "You done fuckd it up!"
Me: presses pause and runs to the kitchen to pick up popcorn.
Bruh I cooked some food while watching the rant and I’ve eaten it and am still watching and the video isn’t even done yet this is too good
His most iconic phrase makes me get loads of snacks.
He said it so calmly this time xD.
Thats how you have fun with a bad game. And even better, you didnt paid for it.
that they did in 12:12
OJ’s ability to break any game he touches is so impressive, I’d love to see a compilation video some day of all his greatest hits
OJ The Breaker of Games shall return in the next review.
He'd be a great game tester lmfao
I think you mean "greatest breaks"
OJ The Game Breaker breaker of all games. 😂
Would have to be a series bro lol
Nowadays it seems like these companies are using customers as beta testers.
@Butt Munch that is true.
well this blows & sucks
Nowadays....? Its been going on for many year's
It doesn’t seem like it…..that’s exactly what’s happening. Hype up a product, sell the completely broken product through preorders and make your millions of dollars before the game even releases, then patch your way to a more playable state or just leave it broken.
@@royaltyfree9607 how true buying it would be completely worthless
Executive: "Does the game start?"
Devs: "Yes but it doesnt run very well."
Executive: "Perfect Cocaine for everyone!"
Perfect cocaine? As opposed to non-perfect cocaine?
@@spankyjeffro5320 something like that. Im sure you'll get the joke when you're older :)
Ah yes... the MVP!
No, not that cool or badass dude who racks the most kills or the survivor wins.
Just Corpo half-assery.
MINIMAL VIABLE PRODUCT.
It worked so well with Anthem.
“Cocaine ain’t cheap.” Dana white
Holy cocaine, blessed by the gods
i felt a disturbance in the force, as if joe was crying out in anger
No wonder why my stress level was so high today.
And if Millions of video game Copies of D&D: Dark Alliance suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
@@ElliYeetYT lmao
@@ElliYeetYT worker: hey boss, you want me to shovel more copies into the furnace?
I feel that when a developer has BLUE as a micro transaction
Level 15 Party: "Yea, we beat the Dragon, lets plunder its treasures!"
Dark alliance DM: "While you go through the treasures the Dragon collected over the Millenia, you find... .... A PLATE ARMOR!"
Player: "YOu mean a magical Plate Armor? With Resistances? or Special abilities?"
Dark Alliance DM: "No... a plate Armor. AC 18. Isnt that awesome loot?"
This would work if you plan to surprise the player. I used to play a fighter in dnd when the dm tells me that I found just a plate armor in a chest. I asked him if that's just a ordinary plate armor I shrug and just put on the plate armor then out of nowhere he says "a cursed plate armor that is part of your family lineage as you're slowing losing part of your consciousness as your great grandfather trying to gain control of you." Now I was shocked cause I was playing a fighter human who has no knowledge of his family and to hear the DM straight up pull that twist on me was impressive. Wish I could say the same to this disappointment of a game
Your dark alliance loot gave you AC? Man, i got ripped iff then...
Accurate to the 5e ruleset then.
In 2e finding plate armor is hype as all hell, but in 5e? Yeah, that's not THAT great.
@@Beriorn that is until full plates and dragon plate armors took the stand
The worse part is going to the shop thinking you’re going to equip the item, and accidentally sell the best item you want to equip. (PC version)
This is one of Angry Joe's best review in recent times. I was laughing my ass off during the streams of this game 🤣🤣
“Hit ‘em in the booty hole”
Actually… I feel like that whole section of Kelvin could be quoted
Gamer: Your D&D game sucks
Dev: Sorry
Dev to another Dev: What's DND?
I'm not a fan of DND, and even I have more respect for the franchise than these developers.
I got my Playstation 5 last week (which came with Astro's Playroom) and I was looking for more games to get since I just got the PS5 and I came VERY close to buying this D&D game since it just came out. Luckily, I started running out of money after buying Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart and Mortal Kombat 11 and decided to save the last of my money for a 2nd controller. I would have cried if I had paid $40 for this poor excuse for a D&D game.
@@lordmolag45000 I've never played it but I almost have to respect it. Complete fantasy stories with real characters being played with only paper and dice? Mad respect. It's a shame so few can translate it to video game format.
@@johnpenguinthe3rd13 R & C is a masterpiece compared to this fucking shite too lol
@@johnpenguinthe3rd13 The market is a mess right now, I think in some ways they are allowing companies to throw mediocrity on these new consoles so they can say "we have games".
OJ is too funny, he’s the reason why they can stand playing bad games because he’ll make them laugh
He’s easily the funniest one
That's not how you use commas. Periods and commas are not to be used interchangably.
@@BennyGoId you're gay
@@HHTwice And you're 12.
@@thattonnatoguywithafez8246 and you are gay too
23:20
Alex: Can i buy this?
Merchant/Shopkeep: No.
Alex: Please?
Joe: NO!
18:27
That little "...ow..." had me dying.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Two worlds is better.”
Okay as someone who had no money for games at one point and only had Two Worlds in my library as a game I could play and beat, I can not stress how boring and repetitive a game needs to be for that sentence to be said by someone.
Tragic.
I appreciated the mention of that game. That was a deep cut. Brought up a lot of bad gaming memories I can laugh at now.
And yes D&D Alliance is bad and even worse playing solo.
I’ll have too see if any vids cover Two Worlds, was curious when OJ said that
Two Worlds is slept on. Has some of the best RPG elements and enemy variety in any game.
@@alexdasliebe5391 watch projared’s videos on two worlds and it’s sequel, they do a pretty good job showcasing its suckage
@@Churrowhisperer I LOVED Two Worlds 1. Soooo much broken shit. I was practically invincible in that shit-heap of a game, lol
Is OJ ever angry lmao. He seems like he's always having such a good time
Most people don't get visibly angry in public. AJ made a career out of being the angry gaming youtuber.
OJ is wholesome!
Maybe in the watch dog legion rapid fire review? That's the only time i can think of oj showing some frustrations.
OJ Is the dr Hibbert of the group
OJ is a shining example of how everyone should be in life
You’re still the man, Joe. You could’ve uploaded all 3 takes of the same review and we would’ve watched it. Keep up the great work and we appreciate everything that you and the crew do for our entertainment.
Stay awesome, Angry Army. ✌️
Why can this game be good?😕😐
Lol what a simp
Tuque: Makes a shitty game.
2K: We're taking notes.
You know what’s funny? These guys don’t even have the excuse of being a small studio because just today (September 1st, 2021), Joe uploaded his review of Aliens Fireteam Elite and while the devs didn’t get off without some critiques, Joe thought it was an great game!
It just goes to show that a small team can indeed make something great
@@NoahDaArk Goes to show Tuque didn't even try and just gave the middle finger to the fans and Salvatore.
1:23 "I raise my warhammer!"
The lid of the bin in the background just automatically lifts up lmao
😨👻
Came down to see if anyone noticed that too
Bin: "my time has come" *opens because of motion sensors*
He got hyped up too lol
Ready to receive the trash game xD!
I *legit* forgot that the Angry Joe gang likes and plays games like D&D.
They need to actually play it on their tabletop.
They dont
They dont. They just pretend like a bunch of austintx pussies
@@brobin2518 But they legit stream themselves playing it...
Of course they do. They play Warhammer 40k ffs. lol
AJ: "No one is going to watch this!"
Me: *checks views* "1.1 million..."
What killed it near instantly for me was that you couldn't rotate your character while attacking, which made the combat feel clunky and inorganic.
D&D: Dark Alliance: When a phone game is trying to come and play with the big boys on consoles.
you got to be kidding 15:20
I thought it was like a phone game as well
i’ve played plenty of phone games that are way way more competent and fun than this utter garbage, comparing this game to mobile games is actually an insult to mobile games.
It has things I genuinely like about it. It needed another year to polish and make combat feel smoother
@@Deleaubro It looks like combat needs more than just a bit of smoothing over.
As a DM myself that skit made me die laughing. I took no notice of my wounds though.
AJ skits roll a nat 20, this game a 1.
The real question is why is he rolling 1 damage dice when he rolled a nat 20 on attack
As a non DND player, I can't see how that'd be entertaining or fun at all. But, everyone likes different stuff
@@Walamonga1313 Tabletop RPG's differ alot from normal videogame RPGs, I can understand why some may not like it
"As a DM myself"
you mean "As a loser myself"
I don’t even plan on buying a lot of the games he reviews lmao. His angry reviews are just hilarious
This is my 5th time watching the review and I want you to understand that this is one of the best you've made. Even if you think no one cares about the game, understand that we are here for you and the Angry Army Crew. Your analysis, personality, and the dynamic between you all is what we love the most. Hell, I don't think anyone cared about Ride to Hell but I still make "Fly off to the right and explode" jokes to this day. And one was related to DnD!
Keep up the good work, dude!
Lol I go through the review playlist quite often, its gold.
“The loot makes you look like diarrhea and boogers.” 😂😂😂😂😂
I was dying when I saw OJ's armor on his character 😂😂😂😂😂
Its just so odd how someone can fail to make wood armor.
@Bonjour I don't think he Manscaped before putting it on! XD
“A game no one cares about”
Me as a huge fan of D&D: Well, shit…
You're better off with Baldur's gate dark alliance over this. Pretty sure it got remastered
yeah as a dnd player i had hype for this game...im not really into the isometric game like divinity and balder's gate
@@phantomvulpe791 or Pathfinder Kingmaker, that one is pretty fun.
Bro I’ve played Skyrim the closest thing to d and d I’ll ever play and the ps3 port is better then this game my god
@@phantomvulpe791 and pathfinder kingmaker actually has the mechanics of a d&d like game lol
"I am the god of pain and torture!"
Damn, didn't expect to see Ride to Hell Retribution in this review
I wasn't expecting much from this game. But I have fond memories of both the old Dark Alliance games on the Xbox and PS2, and I love me some Companions of the Hall.
To see just how BAD this game is breaks my heart. I'm sorry you had to go through this Joe.
They did R.A. Salvatore dirty with this game I have all the books featuring these characters abd I was excited to play the game, but I was disappointed, game kept lagging, terrible loot, enemies were just completely useless, no checkpoints except for the camps which is stupid because it basically gives you the choice of get "better" gear or get a checkpoint so your not sent back to the start of the mission. The fact that they made a terrible game and used such iconic characters for the game is just another slap in the face.
This game actually has a good ending.
You uninstall it and never play it again
This 👍
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nah i liked the secret ending more
You didn't buy the game
The best ending: Just watching Angryjoe's review and being glad you didn't fall for the hype of it sharing a name with a better D&D game.
The worst ending is continuing to play the game. But the even shittier ending is somehow enjoying the game, which people with brains won't be doing
“I gotta put with 18 hours of this shit?” “I’m gonna die, I’m gonna die” If that’s not a great sales pitch idk what is.
"Godzilla is approaching the generator!"
To be fair, how the single entity bosses go down is how they typically go down in actual D&D.
Kinda felt this game was bad when you watching the gameplay trailer and the devs played the archer as melee and barely used the bow.
& I thought Quiet place for the ps4 sucked
The fact that this game has Dungeons & Dragons in the title is a crime.
Even more of a crime that it's based on the amazing Icewind Dale novels
The old Baldur's gate games were amazing, the PC version not the hack n slash on console
@@arrgorndenethor The PC version is fantastic. The console hack and slash is also good though, which is what they were trying to emulate with this game and failed completely. It at least had a mage!
Minsc is one of the most underrated videogame characters.
@@arrgorndenethor good 'ol bioware made a great job with that
Reading the Steam reviews for this sh*t makes me realize why the games are getting worse every year.
People has some damn LOW standards this days....
"It has bugs but...the .exe works, I guess...RECOMMENDED"
Yeah, I saw people defend the game on SkillUp's review too, like "it's not perfect but it's fun to play". Sometimes I wonder if people actually get a version of the games we don't...
Same people who preach vote with your wallets lol
Same kind of a deal is going on the Xbox too. People that are defending this game over here said that the game should get off the Xbox Game Pass simply because they believed that the people who were complaining about the game are a bunch of “kids,” “cod players” or a bunch of noobs or review bombers or something like that.
But honestly if this wasn’t on the Game Pass so much people’s money could’ve gone wasted and there wouldn’t be any ACTUAL criticism on the game’s reviews.
Speaking of which, the game is so bad that it even caused this game on Xbox to have over 2000 different reviews on it as well, while sitting at 2.5 Stars as I’m typing this, containing with two distinct arguments about the game (in which you can just imagine what it is).
@@CaptainWeegi I think the Xbox App is so horrible (sadly) that alot of games get negative reviews because the downloader is broken or so. Halo MCC has 3.1 Stars btw.
@@ZunaZurugi Yeah, sadly that is also pretty true...
I have seen obvious reasons why people would call them Review Bombers or something similar and I can't blame them for it. A lot of 1 Star Reviewers across almost every game makes no sense or rather explains super vaguely. And I don't think it's just on Xbox either.
But either way, still, I feel like the people that believe this game is a 5/5 and imagine the criticisms are overexaggerated probably have too low of their standards.
Baldurs gate 3 makes this game look ever worse. I think thats why devs hate it, it makes their games look like low effort trash.
Damn.. I should have watched this review before shelling out my money for this game.. I agree with him.. Its utterly abysmal.. Isnt it 2021? I feel like I'm playing something on my old Amiga 500.. This game sucks big time.. Grrrr!!
how true
don't buy games at launch or without watching a trusted review first. that's the new reality of the game industry, unfortunately.
"The other players? Fuck 'em! They don't get the story!"
Hilarious!!
I don't get it
Hey! That's the current campaign Im in. 2! Games to be exact.
25:37 Time stamp for ppl, i was reading this comment when he said it lol
one of Joe's funniest reviews yet. I needed this today.
Outriders: "Let's sneak away while they aren't looking".
its not as bad as it used to be.. Still unplayable on older systems but at least on the newer consoles it works just fine
its sad how im not even effected by how broken it was at launch because seemingly EVERY game is broken at launch these days even WORSE then outriders was cough failout 76 cough
@@frosticstyle5272 Probably the biggest difference between Outriders and what I'm hearing of Dark Alliance is that Outriders was still a good/passable game that just needed to be fixed and endgame loot to be increased.
It doesn't sound like simply fixing Dark Alliance will make it that much more of a better game unless they revamp or add on a lot to the basic systems and mechanics.
@@GoodwillWright they have to essentially rewrite the entire game to fix it
Outriders is a very, very fun game. Don't try putting it in the same sentence as this pile of monkey feces
Imagine if they just remade the old Dark Alliance games in the same vein as FF7 Remake, where there is a whole ton of extra stuff, combat is refined and built upon an awesome already made experience. But no, we got thrift store Outriders.
They did the deal over the phone and just pronounced the studio exactly like 2K games, they meant to hire a good studio and got scammed. Poor Hasbro
Remember when Borderlands made bosses that were stupid easy to take down, on purpose as jokes?
Well now that’s just BL3 normally too. That game’s difficulty is a joke
@@helwrecht1637 BL3 Never heard of it.
yeah.
Oh hi, Vault Hunter.
@@helwrecht1637 bruh
1:24 The trash can knew what was about to happen to this game.
😂😂😂😂
holy shit
Same thing happened when he looked at Madden '21. Trash can knows crap when it sees it
@@darkman060 The trash can needs their own spot on AJS! Occasional commentary on the news VOD? They did excellent job on this one 👌
'Feed me shovelware....'
HOLY CRAP! You can run through entire levels without interacting with anything? It's the Deathly Hallows Games all over again!
So what's more disappointing? HP deathly hollows or d&d dark alliance
@@adnanasif9538 Movie licensed games have garnered a reputation for being crap and are expected to be, but D&D you would at least expect to be somewhat decent, which makes it more disappointing.
"It's like Shrek jizzed on you!"
Joe ~ 2021
I think OJ is the Jimi Hendrix of breaking games, nobody knows how he does it, he just wills the bugs to the surface like feedback from a strat.
The Adam Kovic of this channel...minus the dildos
@@Boxed412 dont say that name here :0
If Jimi Hendrix was alive, youd be dead.
@@word2RG Slightly sinister undertones to that... I suspect that joke wouldn't throw Jimi into a murderous frenzy.
I missed seeing extreme anger joe
EA JOE!
😆😆😆 I pictured like a super Saiyan mode.
Me too, it's always so refreshing to see it
@@FreshNews247 and EA has been there since the beginning
hes too busy doing movie nights and content zero people want to see.... this is the content we sub for... i wish he understood or cared
I'm so glad Baldurs gate III is nothing like this.
The parody in the beginning is hilarious, hope for more of these reviews of more obscure games in the future, like back in the day!
This game makes me want to replay Dragons Dogma, and that's it's ONLY merit.
@Dale Macarena money well spent.
Good game. Insanely excited for the second one.
Oh damn man, I totally forgot about Dogma. Yeah, think I'll do that too.
I cannot express how excited I am for 2. Because of Capcom effectively shafting the development of 1, it's essentially a tech demo, a fun tech demo, but still barren and lacking if you're like me and replayed it dozens of times. The MMO version gave a taste of what an improved DD could be but that things A: JP only, and B: dead.
A fully fleshed out, single player focused (with, say, co-op based on uhhhh. Idk Souls? MonHun?) Is the dream for me.
Counting the days until Dragons Dogma 2
I played one whole level as the barbarian, half a level as the archer, turned the game off and uninstalled.
thank god it was on xbox game pass so i didn’t have to feel the pain of having given actual money to these crappy developers.
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
It's weird, they made LiveLock which was perfectly playable. Nothing amazing but not a bad game by any stretch of the imagination.
You kinda did when you paid for gamepass
On Steam you could've easily asked for a refund.
But they got money up front from MS. So they gave money to the dev to get it on gamepass
The fucking table game you imitated got me! hahaha that was so much fun xD The perfectly positioned goblins for the perfect ambush stand idle until ther brothers are slain xD
BF2042 has now taken the crown and sits upon the throne of "Worst Game of 2021". Still, Dark Alliance still remains the *worst* D&D IP I have ever played.
"A game nobody cares about" lmao
Nah, heaps of people care but the pain is still too raw... ... ... sadpepe
@@SappeREffecT I agree with AJ tho.
I do not think he mean D n D in general
How was the game in the DnD-sphere? I didn't really see much publicity or buzz around it admittedly.
@@jonathansoko1085 I think he only means this game
Joe and Friends put more effort into their little sketches than the developers did into the game
💯👍🏼Always true for the poor games. 🤣
Legit
Lol, agreed.😂😹🤣😅
The moment when Solasta feels more like an actual D&D game than the official "D&D" game.
19:20 So nice of the dev to cameo the marketing department in the game!
This has no importance whatsoever, but AJ looks way better without all the gell in his hair. Honestly suits him
Hair gel is so outdated imo. Salt spray and matte pomades seriously changed my life.
@@Zesrii or just comb it☺
@@Zesrii too bad I'm not a white guy. I'm black so me putting that crap in my hair would fuck my shit up.
@@haraldjensen1839 That doesn’t work for my hairstyle. It would immediately fall down on my forehead.
@@imsentinelprime9279 Yeah black hair is way different and I know nothing about it. I know straight hair that’s it
This whole game’s loot
Dunkey: “Don’t laugh, this gives me poison protection”
I just watched dunkeys dark souls video yesterday he's really funny
A D&D game where you can't customize your character, the combat is unengaging, and boss battles are bad. Who sat there and greenlit this?
Here it is.. a Intro Skit that made me laugh harder then the No Mans Sky one. Great Job AngryJoe Team! :D
1:24
"I raise my warhammer"
*trashcan raises lid in an effort to imitate*
I actually thought that was intentional at first and they were going to do some kind of joke relating to how trash this game is.
Joe commands loyalty, even from house hold appliances.
It's a ghost!!!
Seriously though, is that normal? It's kind of creepy.
My jaw dropped when I saw that! That's definitely a ghoul
"Two worlds is better" that's something I never thought I'd hear of ever again
Two Worlds is actually a good game
I hated Two Worlds 😂
@@darkhorse13golfgaming Same, I think I tried it right after I finished Oblivion for the first time
I almost shed tears of proudness, upon hearing that ! :D
Again? As in someone told you that before ?
12:48-13:59 & 26:00-27:44 *You had me dying AJ and crew.* 😂
“No ones gonna watch”
Everyone coming to see if joe lost his mind making the review 😂
This is my third favourite Angry Review, really is a Classic from the two Joes and Alex. Love it!! Shitty games lol.
They liked the Hulk Loki scene in Avengers so much, they made the boss battles like it.
1:23
I love keeping an eye out for the spontaneously-opening trash can in these videos.
The trash can probably knew this game was trash when he got it & just been waiting for Joe to just put the game in there & be done with it
@@SpaceDetectiveTravis holy shit🤣 I think your right.
That was a sign of foreshadowing XD
@@SpaceDetectiveTravis 😂😂😂
OJ's humor was on point in this review
i was pissing my self with laughter, "you have some power here!"
The first mistake they made was not having the combat be turned based. There's a alot of good potinal for a truly great dnd video game but it seems no one has the vision to do it.
Larian did.
They wanted to emulate the feeling of having a bad DM running homebrew.
Hot damn! They got it just right
Even the narrator for this game's trailer sounded like he knew this game would suck.
I found only One interesting thing in the game, where voice actor that introduce 1st mission of Icewind Dale is actually Crispin Freeman who is also voice actor of Gothic 3 Main hero char.
@@massmuderrer He's also Siegfried from most of the soul calibur games
@@massmuderrer Yeah and he's Alucard and Jeremiah Gottwald.
@@massmuderrer I thought Gothic had the same voice actor, for the main hero. All 3 of them.
"No one will watch this or view this" *1.1 million views later*
‘Drizzit is broken’
Well, at least THAT part is accurate
Except the second I but yeah
"It's on a game nobody cares about."
That doesn't stop me from enjoying the review.
Yeah, Ride to Hell is one of my favorites still. And I don't think anyone cares about that game.
From other reviews, it seems a decent amount of ppl were looking forward to this... Alot of d and d fans in the world too bad it's crap
Being a massive dnd and drizzt fan I was really looking forward to this. May be the only person on the planet but this is a pretty massive disappointment
@@gamingwithgeekwares4416 Nah. As another said a lot of people were wanting this game to be good which sadly isn't. I was simply quoting AJ.
"The generator is losing power...Godzilla's approaching the generator""The generator is losing power...Godzilla's approaching the generator""The generator is losing power...Godzilla's approaching the generator""The generator is losing power...Godzilla's approaching the generator""The generator is losing power...Godzilla's approaching the generator""The generator is losing power...Godzilla's approaching the generator""The generator is losing power...Godzilla's approaching the generator"
"He's a man, not a god!"
This is cringe
"The generator is losing power...Godzilla's approaching the generator""The generator is losing power...Godzilla's approaching the generator""The generator is losing power...Godzilla's approaching the generator""The generator is losing power...Godzilla's approaching the generator""The generator is losing power...Godzilla's approaching the generator""The generator is losing power...Godzilla's approaching the generator""The generator is losing power...Godzilla's approaching the generator"
Saying that sentence is the fastest way to give Angry Joe an aneurysm.
Im glad I bought Godzilla for 20$ it sells for 250 cad now
"Nat 20"
"alright, roll for damage"
*proceeds to only roll 1d8*
My immersion is as broken as this game is right now.
I'm getting into the Drizzt books... I take it I should just keep on reading?
You'll be reading forever. There's so many of those books.
@@bradleymoore2797 Well, I just finished the Icewind Dale Trilogy and absolutely loved it. Next I think I'll do the Dark Elf Trilogy
@@anihilus2344 I started with the Dark Elf Trilogy. A guy at a bookstore told me to read it in chronological order. Reading them in the way they came out can't be bad either though.
@@bradleymoore2797 That's how it was recommended to me (release order)
As a person who never touched DnD and know nothing about how it works or the lore within it. Seeing the bosses with cool title names like Nazghul The Earthtumper, or Ash-Rak The Earlobber, Malekith The Kidneyblaster. Then suddenly hit with fcking Kelvin as the last boss like. I can't even.
Kevin 🤣🤣
Kelvin isnt a boss, and the giant who takes his power isnt the last boss or even 2nd last.
neverwinter nights and mask of the betrayer is the good dnd games dont even know of anything even close but hose are just good games overall mask of the betrayer is amazing
@@insiainutorrt259 Baldurs Gate (PC games not ps2) Ice Wind Dale and Neverwinter games are all good. Drizzt DoUrden also appears in some of those as a cameo..... they did him dirty in this game.
My group fought kelvin last night , we beat his ass so hard that he glitched out and the cut scene would not play out, so we had to restart ….
"Someone who cares, like Wizards of the coast," haven't been paying much attention to D & D lately, huh
@@maxclubhouse9968 I have a box full of mtg, I am the sad
As much as I would like for DnD to lose its crown so the tabletop community would diversify a bit more, but DnD is still the reigning champ.
@@yannym4605 I just want these massive multinational corporations to stop trying to find "general audience," for niche IPs. The margins are higher in specialized products, but profits don't matter anymore with these bloated corpses
D&D's in a great place right now. There's LOADS of players. 5E is super accessible.
@@MaximillianGreil yeah, but Wizards doesn't want that to continue, just look at their press releases
The only good thing about this game is Crispin Freeman's voice (Itachi Uchiha x Alucard Hellsing)
8:00 I was watching that in 360p, and I was thinking, "Wait, the resolution for that costume can't be that bad, can it?"
And so I turned it up to 1080p. Yup, the game still looks that freaking bad.
"Can you imagine?"
OJ: "Imagine!? I'm living it!"
''You are disconnected''
''No, you are discontinued''
''This game should be discontinued''
haha perfect :D
32:07 we're gonna need a shit counter
Baldur's Gate makes an "official D&D" look like a joke. It's true that to get the best products, you can't trust the people who own the license. They only ever care about making money. The people who were willing to PAY FOR A LICENSE TO MAKE A D&D GAME DID IT BECAUSE THEY CARE!
All of AJs Best Videos start the same way: "Nobody's gonna watch this, but i record it anyway..."
So, am I the only one that noticed Other Joe is wearing a "world's okayest dad" shirt?
it was for a skit we had planned but canceled it. so it was a free shirt for me
@@joelopez6967 you are lying, you are my dad
Hi dad
1:23
Joe: "Raise my warhammer!"
Trash Can: *raises*
Props to Angry Joe for still fitting into that jacket after all these years