Top 40 Plotholes in Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker!
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These are all the Plotholes/Stupid Moments we discovered in the disastrous conclusion to the Epic Skywalker Saga!
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Getting a lot of crying from Rise of Skywalker Fans over my Star Wars Plotholes list. Perhaps I should change to "Top 13 Plotholes and 27 Stupidest Moments (that aren't necessarily massive plotholes but still go against canon & hurt the film)". Do you think that would help?
Perhaps I should title it Top 40 Stupidest Moments?
AngryJoeShow no you shouldn’t
AngryJoeShow let the diehard fans of the new trilogy rant and rave and say this movie is perfect and good and has no problems
Do it.
I read this with a tone of heavy sarcasm, and I hope I was right in doing so.
I vote for a f***'em
Rumour has it that an after credit scene exists where it shows Kylo Rens lightsaber being pulled to someone’s hand and the next thing we hear is
*”Fine, meesa do it myself”*
Movie would have been 10 times better if it ended like that.
Honestly, I think everyone would have cheered for JarJar at that point. How the mighty have fallen.
Or lifting it out of the water where it was thrown *"dersa always a bigga feesh..."*
In one day Jar Jar ruined the republic and got the jedi genocided, he's more effective as a villain than anyone in this trilogy with the amount of emotional damage he caused
Episode 10 the jar jar saga
Episode 8: Your parents were nobodies.
Episode 9: Your parents were nobodies BUT your grandfather was an evil space wizard.
blood lines dont determine ability! anyone can be a jedi or sith! the skywalkers arent the only interesting family! forget the past! wait wait remember the past! you're a palpatine!
@@danielroden9424 Also, are we going to just accept that the dark side of the force is hereditary apparently? It was my understanding that the dark and light side were both paths that were learned and were more akin to religions than bloodline bullshit.
NOT a plothole. Whatsoever. No more so than Obi Wan telling Luke that a sith killed his father.
How/why does Kylo even know who Rey's parents were?
@@Crazieyboy15 quite. the dark and light; both are the force. dark and light are simply terms and aspects used by those who cannot understand it in its entirety.
force sensitivity itself can be hereditary, and predispositions can exist if one is born under the influence of one aspect, such as the Sith race being largely pre-disposed towards the dark due to generations of Sith sorcery meddling in their bloodlines, but they are not absolute. outside of that most extreme example, predispositions are akin to mutations due to exposure or racial traits, not inherited from specific individuals..
All of these visual dictionaries remind me of something Joe said during his Destiny review:
"If I have to go outside the game to understand the story, you have FAILED as a writer."
Yes. Exactly what I was thinking. I was telling my buddies after we saw the movie that we would probably have to buy the books as DLC to understand the story 😂.
you can still understand the story, this is just explanation for plot holes, Destiny barely had a story
For a video game, yes. There is more wiggle room for a movie.
Exactly how I felt.
League of legends would like to have a chat with you
Vader: Kills millions of people. Luke: I know there is good in him, we must save him. ... Kylo: Has bad dream. Luke: I must murder him in his sleep
THIS. Good point
Not just kills, but fully commits his entire life to hunting down and assassinating countless people.
Luke can’t stand little brats. Got that from his dad 😝
Luke walks into a teenage boys/nephews bedroom late at night grabbing his "lightsaber" tight and is shamed into exile when the child wakes up...
Seems legit reason to me
Fucking golden point right there.
“Who are you?”
“I’m Rey”
“Rey who?”
“Rey’d Shadow Legends is one of the most ambitious RPG projects of 2019. Just look at the level of detail of these characters! If you use the code in the description you can start with 50,000 silver and join the Special Launch Tournament!”
Crice Nt comment of the week
This is about to blow up bruh 😂
LMFAOOOO
This is good 😂😂
You win the internet, sir.
Qui Gon: "Force heal me Obi Wan"
Obi Wan: "Sorry master we trained Jedi haven't learned that yet"
Who determined that Kenobi was powerful enough to do it or even new how to do it
Rafael Rodriguez you’re seriously gonna think that Rey Palpatine is more advanced in the force than Obi Wan who was trained by Qui gon and presumably as a youngling by the likes of Yoda? That brings up another plot hole. Why isn’t healing the first thing taught? It would minimize deaths and injuries.
Rafael Rodriguez ya boi Ben kenobi was one of the most powerful Jedi Masters and single handily beat grievous, darth maul, and anakin skywalker... so if your boi Ben couldn’t do it...
@@tylermassey3638 he was one of the best lightsaber duellists but not one of the most powerful force users
@@grannydeg9728 well he did turn into a ghost, so it means he has probably mastered the force, idk
“There are at least 40 plot holes.”
“I know, spooky right?”- JJ Abrams
😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao
Jar Jar Abrams
😂
😂
Finn was a stormtrooper and he didn't know they could fly? Really?!
"ThEy FLy Now?"
They fly now !
Nobody can stop Jar Jar Abrams cringy attempt at humor
Lol exactly not to mention jetpacks have been around since before the Old Republic era it's not some fancy new technology.
Super secret jetpack stormtroopers
Lando: help
Everyone: frick no they have like hundreds of portable death stars
Lando: [Speech 100] pls
Everyone: k
You drive a hard bargain..ok
You son of a bitch! I'm in.
Lando has broken charisma.
I mean, I'd go for Lando to the edge of the Galaxy and back... And die as they all should have on this red thingie, wich was too tight even for a fucking "blockade runner" Corvette, and they had like MonCal cruisers and shit...
Landon has the smooth talker perk.and his mustache gives him a plus 5 to charisma
Anikan’s force ghost watching Rey use force heal: “Woooooowww”
C Anakin*
*Looks at hands, chest, and legs* fuck
@@eat_me_b34n59 hahahaha
"WOooooooW a first Jedi Mary Sue!"
C the Actor who played him would probably be having the same reaction...
It took 4 days to travel between Tatooine to Alderaan but the whole galaxy got to Exogol in an hour.
Lol
41 plotholes now
I always thought you couldn't hyperspeed jump into an atmosphere.
maybe huff some paint or wood glue and this movie will make more sense!
@@camdonking1919 They did it in the Force Awakens to get onto Starkiller Base. This trilogy hasn't been consistent with lore since the start.
41: Kylo Ren kills his dad who was trying to save him from himself, kills his mom because she contacts him via “force ghost” which sacrifices herself to do so, tries to blow up his own master AND UNCLE because he was in his way and he ends up using all his power doing nothing and yet Kylo finally becomes good and sacrifices himself for good not because his dad, mom or uncle convinced him to but because of some random girl he met this one time and every time they cross paths they try to KILL EACH OTHER?!?!?!?!
Technically Han came back from the dead and convinced Ben to be a good boy.
Joshua Willis ur he was a memory even though he had a full on conversation it should’ve been anakin
@@sammcdermott78 yeah, good point! It should've been Annakin. Ren idolized Annakin and is the most familiar with his situation of turning from light to dark and back to light. Ren barely even talked to Han
Easily explainable. Rey was so good that her goodness rubbed off on Kylo to be a goodie goodie two lightsabers.
Answer: simp
“REYYYY!” 75% of Fins’ lines in the movie
In the entire trilogy
She is my queen!
And we're supposed to believe that he wasn't trying to tell her that he loved her? Smh
@@Radu93Z idunwannit
POE! Was 25%
Palpatines body remained 95% intact after getting nuked but was completely obliterated from sticking his fingers into a power outlet.
@@LowKiiSavage well from the film Palpatine looked like he was completely unharmed by the explosion and he was decomposing while keeping himself alive with technology more than the dark side of the force much like Darth Scion from the old republic.
* mentioned this above, but it's a good place to note it again * = It's clear that they used the Dark Empire comics series as a strong basis for Rise of Skywalker. In that series, Emperor Palpatine had basically become so powerful in the Dark Side of the Force, that he had 'found out' the way to do what he'd hinted to Anakin back in Ep-III (cheat death / live forever) // sort of. By using the Dark Side power of "Transfer Life Essence" - Palps was able to expel his 'soul' from his aged and sickly body, and move into specially prepared Clones. He would "awaken" - looking like his younger self again, in that new form - essentially "living on". The catch, as with much Dark Side powers, is that it corrupts the user (and Palps is especially wicked and powerful in the Dark Side, so the effect is even greater) and his Clone bodies would fail and turn withered (like he is in Rise at the start) faster than a "real" Human ever would. So it's not perfect. /// In the Dark Empire series, Palps explains he was just barely able to use the power, seconds before his physical body was destroyed in that reactor shaft on the Death Star, where Vader tossed him -- but the lack of preparation for the surprise attack, and the fact the station blew apart minutes later, meant that his 'soul' was scattered and disjointed - and it took him many years to "float through the void of space" (so to speak) to finally reach the hidden world where his Dark Side / Sith acolytes had prepared the Clone bodies for him. //// The Rise of Skywalker movie only VERY BRIEFLY hints at what I just laid out there, with the lines about "Unnatural Dark Side Powers / Sith Alchemy / Clones" - - but I think J.J. should have had at least a minute long monologue by Palpatine to Kylo, when they first meet, where he actually SAYS all that I just said above. It would have made Rise a LOT more understandable for many fans - especially those who never read Dark Empire, by Dark Horse comics - all those years ago :-)
The palpatine you see is actually a clone that's holding the force essence of the dark lord. That clone is incapable of holding all that raw power and is such decaying. That's why he needed Rey. To transfer his essence to her.
he pulled a Leia
UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa
“Who are you?”
“Im Rey”
“Rey who?”
“Rey Mysterio”
BOOYAKAH BOOYAKAH
@@jeeristueo3539 619
Lol, that would make for a good movie
Remember that time Rey quadruple huricanrana'd Palpatine into an exploding star?
N. Word Scissorhands lmao
Star Wars Theme: Be Proud of who you are.... unless your 1 person in your entire family is like REALLY bad, then just be proud of another family and pretend you are part of it.
You guys missed one, Palpatine in his weakest form was able to raise all of those Star Destroyers into the air from under the ground what does he need a new body for again?
Palpatine can just exist as a force ghost who can interact with and also use the force in the physical world.
so the writer can fuck over the whole franchise and destroy the lore and what made star wars star wars....welcome to the culture war ! and people thought it was only in the game industry ! those people wants to destroy everything who's remotely related to western culture while having all the advantage of it.
Because the ships were likely also trying to fly at the same time
Only Jedi can be a force ghost.
we dont know if his force power is its weakest, he has been using the force to cling to that rotten corpse for 20 years
Stranger - who are you?
*Jar Jar smiles at Rey*
Rey,
Rey Binks
this would have bumped the movie up 2 points out of 10 for me
@@MrVince329 same with me
Lmfao 😂
LMAO!! Honestly fuck it...they should've thrown in Jar Jar
@@MrVince329 So 2/10.
Finn-"they fly now?" So you gonna act like you weren't a stormtrooper before? 😐
@Logan Legend you're really stupid
@Logan Legend They LITERALLY show you the comic pages in the video my guy. Those are First Order Stormtroopers.
Logan Legend he was a storm trooper like half a month ago they didn’t design and make and train new jet packs with new troopers in the span of 2 weeks
@Logan Legend Either way their point still stands. Po literally fought a flying storm trooper. There is no way Finn never saw a flying storm trooper before or at least know that they exist out there.
Finn's story is irrelevant by this point so they're like fuck it.
My favorite part is that Rey says the knife has a long dark history WHILE SHE IS HOLDING THE LIGHTSABER THAT SLAUGHTERED UNTOLD AMOUNTS OF CHILDREN.
And droids. And tuskens. And Lord Tryanus. And separatist leaders.
#41: Palpatine: “if you kill me you’ll become the Sith!”
Rey: “I won’t kill you!”
*5 minutes later kills Palpatine but doesn’t become the Sith.*
Guess he was just bluffing?
Or she did become Sidious and then he decided to keep it a secret.
or was it because he was killed by his own lightning so it doesn't count
My horrible explanation for that is she didn’t strike him down out of hate she was defending herself to finally beat him
He killed himself with the lightning fingers
+ITsCosmic4
You know the scriptwriter done messed it up when people in the comments have to invent a characters motivations themselves to make sense of the story. :(
41. Anakin sacrificing his life to save Luke at the end of ROTJ was WORTHLESS because the Emperor survived!
Jordan Miller they still would have destroyed the Death Star with the emperor and Vader on it so no
@Jordan Miller Well, Luke died anyways and the Rebels would've still won, that had nothing to do with Vader!
Luke coulda force Healed Anakin and kept him alive.. what's that, got weazy lungs no problem, lemme force heal ya.
So what about Legends? Because Palpatine returned from the dead in Legends. Not only that, but Legends had 3 different Sith orders; sequel trilogy had a dark side cult. But it wasn't worthless, because Anakin's sacrifice meant the survival of the light side so balance was restored
@@Marlockie Except Anakin wanted to die
Best argument of those who love the new trilogy:
"Well, if you just sit back and stare at the screen, not paying attention to what's actually happening, it's a pretty good movie. Idk why poeple don't like it"
That's literally what everyone I know that likes these despicable movies say. I just didn't think about it and had fun
You see Disney has to be inclusive of everyone, so they made a trilogy aimed for ppl with metal disability, its perfect for brain dead ppl
@@Alva_Lombax honestly this feels like a movie for stupid people. You literally have to have a very low brain function to enjoy any of these movies
@@Soccercrazyigboman bruh, only fanboys watch star wars for the story the rest watches it to be entertained by the spaceships and shit
@@lennylalamba5366 lol found one of the morons that completely lacks story comprehension skills. You literally just admitted that you have low brainpower.
Rian: Hey, remember that force sensitive kid with the broom?
J.J: yeah, no...
J.J: Remember Snoke wanting to complete Kylo's training?
Rian: Was that important?
George: Remember that I wrote a cool story, that lead to 6 films, and a multi-billion dollar franchise?
J.J. & Rian: Yeah, we're probably just gonna do our own thing over here...
@@thebackup2121 Well, tbf, rian fucked over the sequels. 7 was good, and 8 was utter trash and ruined 9.
@@unusualkmc 7 was a complete copy of ANH and it fucked over the ST, screw RJ for trying something new amirite? /s
watch them make 6 movies about it
The knights of Ren, what was the point of their existence?
Good question
Cementing Ben Solo's redemption was a pretty significant utility if you ask me.
Toy sales
"Wouldn't they be cool guys" Thats pretty much it.
Day Be Trippin to look cool. And sell toys. Like everything else in Star Wars 😂😂
Imagine if they had some balls and brought us Darth Jar Jar
robot chicken has more balls then disney
@@adad87821 *than
I've always wanted Darth jar jar, but I wouldn't want any of these hacks touching that idea.
Honestly it would have been a better ending than the crap we got
I feel like George would've gone through with it if he didn't get the Jar Jar backlash
For me, the mainline Star Wars movies end with Episode 6. Disney and those who worked on the final trilogy completely failed, leaving us fans disgusted and bored. You ruined your characters, destroyed your story, alienated your long-time fans, and left one of the most beloved series in history with an inane, nonsensical conclusion. I hope none of you have a hand in ANY Star Wars media going forwards.
Next their going to ruin Obi Wan Kenobi..
They just need some better writers and Disney needs to take their money grubbing hands off the story and make star wars not for kids again and make it more serious
Rogue one was the only film they didn’t fuck up. They should of had those writers and that director do the trilogy.
@@user-xo7go4rr7g True. I should amend my earlier comments to point out that I was referring to the numbered episodes when I wrote "mainline movies." I really found Rogue One compelling. Solo was OK, and the Mandalorian is great. My opinions.
There is literally 11 star wars shows coming to disneyplus from those same people.
My favorite moment is when the emperor said “do it”
Pabish Dew it*
The Do didn't feel like the "dew" when I heard it
My favorite was the bass boosted lightning
The placement of that line during Rey's meeting with Emperor baffles me...It was supposed to be a tension-filled ritual with Rey waiting on Ben to come help, but then having Sheev say the Meme line just kills the mood. Like, were they trying to make us laugh with that?
You mean the grim reaper from Bill & Ted
The thing about force healing, is that it has been a part of SW for some time now in the extended canon. BUT, it was always explained and used with logic.
They only used to heal non fatal wounds, and even so it was a very hard technique, and required immense concentration. Plus it is very taxing on the user. That's why we didn't see every Jedi running around healing everyone.
I know, people will immediately jump and say "bUt bAbY YoDA uSed iT, aNd, hE's aN iNFaNt!"
Yes ... and all we know about Yoda's race is that they are highly in tune with the force, so much so, that the few members in lore were all at the rank of Master.
And it adds up, if we consider that a 50 year old member is still considered an infant, yet it could wield the force faster than it can talk. Since they are so helpless and weak for so long, the force is their only self defense.
It was quite convenient that Mandalorian was released 2 days early, and Baby Yoda used the same ability just 24 hours before the movie release with absolutely no fucking training what so ever, only based on his connection to the Force. And don't forget how drained he was after using it.
They are basically using that as a justification for Rey.
For whatever reason, Kylo also used the same ability despite never actually learning it from anyone. He just saw Rey using it and BAAAM. And just one use killed him ...
Palpatine used a very advanced version of that ability as he was literally sucking their life force and brought his dead husk of a body back to its prime. God, if only Palpatine ever had an apprentice that was basically a broken husk, that could have used such an ability to fix himself slightly up ...
I know, the movie states how big of an anomaly Rey and Kylo is together ... which is bullshit, and that's what Palpatine drew from. Last I checked the Sith drew on the negative spectrum of emotions like fear and anger, not some link.
Force Bonding is also not a new thing for SW. It's something that develops between 2 entities with strong emotional connection. Two people who want to kill each other for 2 and half movies (which was about 3 years in time) sure as shit didn't develop strong emotions for one another ...
In the expended lore it's limited to convey feelings, emotions or images between the 2 entities over great distances. But it's never been used as postal service to transfer physical items. I recon Obi Wan had a stronger connection to Vader based on their past alone ... so I wonder why he never sent a mini nuke after him trough Force Postal Services ...
Or if this link was created by Palpatine, as explained in TLJ, why the fuck is he so surprised.
Plus the movie basically states that Rey is strong just because of her blood line.
Being born to a strong Jedi or Sith only gives one the aptitude to become a strong force user, but it doesn't inherently make one strong.
Palpatine horded the forbidden knowledge's, and learned all his life to become the Sith he is.
Anakin was born of the Force, a true anomaly, and still needed to learn.
Luke is the descendent of Anakin, and still had to be tutored.
Ben was thought in the ways of the Jedi since childhood -- also a grands-child like Rey.
Rey followed Luke around for a few weeks, was thought 3 things, then spent a year on a jungle planet with 5 books and Leia teaching her ... was more powerful then any Jedi or Sith before her.
People keep saying to let things go just because it's fiction. But the thing with fiction is that it still needs rules and logic to which it abides in order for it to make sense in its own universe. Otherwise its all just a collection of random chaotic events.
@Nick Caldwell Eh, Rowling clearly pulled a lot of stuff out of her ass to make the stories work, especially in Deathly Hallows. Not as bad as RoS did, mind, but HP is a long way from being airtight.
underrated comment right here
Great comment ...but to be fair ...the first 2 movies take place TOGETHER in the time of around a week ...so Rey was stronger than any Jedi or Sith in like a week ...she basically picked up a mountain without breaking a sweat , somehow was an expert pilot , the first time she flew , knew more about the falcon than Han and Chewy ..etc etc ...it’s all so stupid
@@bjrmagic1 Didn't she also defeat Luke in a lightsaber duel in TLJ?
@@bjrmagic1 To be fair she did mention to Finn that she only flew ships in the atmosphere her entire life. It's still ridiculous that she's better at flying the Falcon then Han.
Another plot hole: Palpatines plan is for rey to kill him so he can possess her, which is exactly what she does and she doesn't get possessed
SkaterBlades she didn’t kill him. He killed himself. She merely reflected his own lighting onto himself. Still stupid tho. I agree it’s kinda ridiculous but that’s the “logic” behind it
@@Fencepost55 that logic still makes no sense tho. if a jedi deflect a blaster bolt back to its shooter, killing him, is that suicide by the shooter then??
He can't do it without a consent form.
boop deeb I agree that’s why the movie is kinda ridiculous lmao
It goes deeper than that. She was going there to kill him in the first place. If he had just sat there and said nothing she would've killed him. But he told her that he was gonna take her over and then she didn't kill him (until she did it at the end).
But hey, this is the genius that broadcasted to the galaxy that we was gonna attack them in 16 hours when there was zero tactical reason to do so
Don’t forget that since Leia, Luke, and Ben were all Skywalkers, then they killed them all off, that means that there are no more Skywalkers in Star Wars.
Thank you Disney, you killed off all of what the main movies in the other trilogies were about.
it's kinda good.... means we can move forward and fast forward 10-50 or 100 + years later , without any skywalker BS like this movie showed and ruined everything from the past 8 films made
Daniel Doiron Star Wars isn’t very good without a Skywalker. They’re literally the main characters of the story. Star Wars is the story of Anakin Skywalker and his fall to darkness. Only to have his son step in and save him. I have no interest in Star Wars without some relation to the main story. I couldn’t care less about and side lore.
@Haku infinite Han is not a skywalker. Him being dead or alive is irrelevant. If you want more skywalkers then Leia needs to have a child we don't know about or Luke had one. Everyone else is irrelevant.
@Haku infinite you're not skywalker by marriage how does that work? You have to inherit the genes and force thats the point
Maybe Luke and Leia have a distant cousin out there. Like, Shmi Skywalker's grandpappy had multiple kids, who had kids, who had kids. Episode X could be about one of these cousins.
But seriously, I understand a lot of people love Star Wars for the lore, but for me it's all about the characters. That's a big reason why the OT will always be the best for me, because Star Wars for me is those main characters, and the PT and ST are not. So the fact that all the Skywalkers are gone seems like a corporate move to get us to care about Disney's original characters and not the ones on which the entire franchise was built.
There's one you missed: Finn says that Endor is where the last war ended, even though it is established that the final battle of the Galactic Civil War was on Jakku... which is a planet and backstory that JJ Abrams HIMSELF CREATED.
Facepalm.
So dumb
To be fair Finn didn't know Storm Troopers had Jet Packs; despite being a former Storm Trooper and pretty much all of Star Wars long establishing Jet Packs as a thing. So Finn isn't the sharpest child soldier......in fact JJ pretty much forgets Finn is a child soldier; hell even in "The Force Awakens" Finn acts nothing how I would expect a child soldier to act so yea JJ can't do lore/world building for shit.
RIDICULOUS as this whole trilogy.
DNC Chair Tom Perez no now you’re being an idiot he means the last “actual” battle just shutup
How did Palatine survive?
Disney: yes
Honestly, had they said it was him transfering his soul into a clone body I would take that as an okay answer
It's clear that they used the Dark Empire comics series as a strong basis for Rise of Skywalker. In that series, Emperor Palpatine had basically become so powerful in the Dark Side of the Force, that he had 'found out' the way to do what he'd hinted to Anakin back in Ep-III (cheat death / live forever) // sort of. By using the Dark Side power of "Transfer Life Essence" - Palps was able to expel his 'soul' from his aged and sickly body, and move into specially prepared Clones. He would "awaken" - looking like his younger self again, in that new form - essentially "living on". The catch, as with much Dark Side powers, is that it corrupts the user (and Palps is especially wicked and powerful in the Dark Side, so the effect is even greater) and his Clone bodies would fail and turn withered (like he is in Rise at the start) faster than a "real" Human ever would. So it's not perfect. /// In the Dark Empire series, Palps explains he was just barely able to use the power, seconds before his physical body was destroyed in that reactor shaft on the Death Star, where Vader tossed him -- but the lack of preparation for the surprise attack, and the fact the station blew apart minutes later, meant that his 'soul' was scattered and disjointed - and it took him many years to "float through the void of space" (so to speak) to finally reach the hidden world where his Dark Side / Sith acolytes had prepared the Clone bodies for him. //// The Rise of Skywalker movie only VERY BRIEFLY hints at what I just laid out there, with the lines about "Unnatural Dark Side Powers / Sith Alchemy / Clones" - - but I think J.J. should have had at least a minute long monologue by Palpatine to Kylo, when they first meet, where he actually SAYS all that I just said above. It would have made Rise a LOT more understandable for many fans - especially those who never read Dark Empire, by Dark Horse comics - all those years ago :-)
@@AlekTrev006 ya that's true. But even with all the plot wholes I feel it was still a better movie then Last Jedi
@@AlekTrev006 with how badly Ryan and KK fucked up this trilogy, which DID have a decent start in Force Awakens. I hope they just go back to the old EU and re-canonize most of it, only throwing out the really stupid and inconsistent shit to streamline it a bit. and basically just re-canonize it, but as 1 of 2 official timelines. and for video games they can go back and remaster old one. like remake them with better graphics and mechanics but keeping the same story imagine how awesome KOTOR 1 and 2 would be with current graphics. The only way they can regain the fanbase is by catering to BOTH the old EU fans, and those who like some of the stuff Disney is doing. unfortunately these movies are canon.
the force saved him
Joe: "why not put your essence into your son"
In the backround: F.B.I. OPEN UP!!
Because he wasn’t force sensitive...
"Hey Palpy, I'm Chris Hansen, why don't you take a seat right over there?"
Daddy Darth Sidious blasts son with "Force" ropes
A HUGE #41. For all of Palpatine's existence he has always lived by THE RULE OF TWO. A Master and an Apprentice. Continuing, Palpatine has always had someone UNDER him, an Apprentice or servant, but always keeping himself alive and at the top no matter what. From Darth Maul, to Dooku and Grevious, to Darth freaking Vader, they have everytime been there to serve him, specifically, with him being alive. Now here is the problem. Palpatine's goal is to get Rey to strike him down so his life force will live in her. WHAT THE F...? This contradicts Palpatine's entire entire life motivation. His goal wasn't to live on in someone else, his goal was to always be at the top, never die, and always have someone serving him, henceforth the rule of 2.
Doesn’t him living inside her give him control, so technically there is now a single being, Palpatine, who’s got a fresh young body to take on a new apprentice?
@@Tommmmmmmmmmmm I disagree, I believe the idea is him actually living. What would Rey do, just resist the temptation of listening to his motives and ideas? That's not good enough for Palpatine, he desires absolute power forever with an apprentice beneath him, that's how he's always operated. I get your point about the fresh new body to essentially take over, but in my opinion there is no star system in the star wars universe where Palpatine would willingly want to be killed.
@@ethanstechworld207 to be honest, i didnt watch the movie, but hearing a lot of the stuff it sounds a lot like they tried to copy of the old republic (which does not work for Palpatine and the rule of two)
Like palpatine want to get strike down so he can take over rey's body sounds a lot like Valkorion wanting to die to take over the Outlanders body.
Palpatine building a secret army sounds exactly like Vitiate/Valkorions ancient Sith Army on Dromund Kaas.
Its ridiculous how they just stole ideas from the Old republic thinking it would have the same effect and would make sense for Palpatine and the movies. They literally dont know what they are doing at Disney.
So you're telling me that the Resistance killed 290 million people in the final battle on Exogal
Bloody commies.
Why not? They all complained that the Holdor manoeuvre should be done all the time as well. Star Wars clearly needs more suicide bombers according to the crying fanbois like Joe
Luke killed about a million when he destroyed the first Death Star, including civilians.
@@tilapiastew6784 dont bring your logic here boy. We're here to hate a movie for any reason we can think of and deny other possibilities!
@@RGBeanie Because you can't simply program a droid to do it, or make specialized small ships to do it automated, no, it's required to have suicide bombers.
Plot Hole: Disney Star Wars.
Eventually, references to Disney Star Wars will become the cinematic equivalent to Godwin's law.
That's more of a plot Black Hole.
It's pretty insane that looking back, the Prequel Trilogy was actually fairly tight in terms of lore and timeline. Back then, people just thought the movies were kind of corny at worst.
It's pretty insane that the OT was as well, or that they actually had a consistent story/planning at all. It's pretty insane that all/most decent movies do and don't trip over themselves in every scene, and that the sequels fail with such a big budget. Pretty insane that people actually like them too.
Hell to the fucking no. There was a ton of plotholes and those as well and the fanbase was incredibly hostile towards it and lucas.Its literally how it is now towards the sequals.
Prequels are amazing.
Disney trilogy is garbage.
Source: I love a good story and pointless spectacle doesn't really move me.
The prequels had terrible dialogue, writing, acting, and overuse of CGI that doesn't hold up well. The characters were annoying or boring for the most part. But it told a coherent story at least. The new trilogy doesn't. It starts by making the original trilogy irrelevant, then the second movie makes half of the first movie irrelevant, then the third movie makes the second one irrelevant. It's not just poorly planned, it's self destructive and destructive to everything that came before or could ever come after.
They are corny and are the worst the fuck you mean Misty
39. With the ghosts i would have been billions and billions of time more happy that Anakin's ghost fights Palpatine, wins and completes his legacy... Then the title rise of the Skywalker would have made sense.
Extra bit to add on, Anakin's Ghost could protect or possess Rey/Kylo which then allows them to kill Palpatine without his soul transfering into them.
What if i told you tht they actually got Hayden to return as anakin, as a force ghost, to help train rey, and tht he was in 2 acts of tht movie?
Well, thts actually wut happened. They literally brought the actor back to play anakin, and then cut him out because Kathleen said "hed take too much time away from our original characters".
Worse still, hayden was about the age anakin was when he died in RoTJ. He was literally the perfect age to play anakins force ghost, and they scrapped it. Unbelievable
@Cryer24597 haydens acting was fine, but even if your opinion was fact, thts irrelevant. They had him come on for 2 acts of the movie, then scrapped him in favor of their even shittier characters.
The movie is called rise of skywalker, and didnt even include anakin. What in the fck? I have a hard time believing yoda would appear as a force ghost to luke, but not anakin. At all. Let alone for his grandson who fell down the same path he did.
Cutting him from the movie was a dumb decision, whether or not you like haydens acting
@Cryer24597 lmao ok. Just disregard my other points then. You dont like an actor therefore every other point i made is mute. Gotcha.
Anakin was a slave essentially kidnapped by a cultist order and then told to never display emotions, all in the while having a poorly written romance thrown in.
How in tf was he supposed to portray tht any better? The directors told him what to do, and he did it. Your issue should be with the directors decision making, not the execution from the actor.
Clearly he did what the director wanted him too, otherwise the director would have chosen a different cut. Shitting on the actor is like blaming a paint brush for a painting being shit. Is it the brush's fault or the painters?
But im sure youll just respond with a lazy one or two sentence "gotcha" and keep on ignoring my points
@Cryer24597 you didnt exactly make tht clear. Well my apologies, we can agree to disagree on his acting abilities then
Huge shoutout to Adam Driver:
In episode 7 he was one of the main things people complained about
to episode 9 where he is the best part of the entire trilogy by far
Disney messed up so bad. Ben solo should not have died. He should have tried to heal rey but failed. Rey should have died and it would be the rise of skywalker. Ben solo would finally be the jedi we expected anakin and luke to be.
Also, the memory of han solo meeting with ben was stupid. Force ghost Anakin should have turned Ben solo to the light side of force.
@@sagnorm1863 thank you thank you Palatine should have took over kylo's body and killed Rey causing Anakin's force ghost and maybe even Luke's to come and fight Palatine they expel palpatine from kylo's body and etc
This comments right here, made a much more understandable, interesting and compelling story.
But we have to put up with this Star Wars: Rise of a Poser.
He is the only one walking out of this mess with clean hands. I kinda liked him as Ben not gonna lie, the light side fits him better.
But strong Wamen
One more here: Why did Rey think that she killed Chewbacca when later on she easily sensed him from much greater distance on the star destroyer? Why didn't she sense him on the desert that he was in a different ship to begin with?
The shock of the situation could've rendered her temporarily unable to use the finer abilities of the Force.
@@Batman-bh6vw There was hardly anything shocking going on at that moment other than a ship flying off.
@@Clouds23x Her friend was about to be taken away by the bad guys. She was clearly not calm.
Clouds23x YES! This is what I’ve been saying!!!
I thought the same thing. Yep, why didn't she see both transporters fly off in the very clear sky? They didn't move that fast and if they could both transporters could have easily left when she was limbering up to that backward jump that took a while
And fin was a former storm trooper why the hell is he suprised that they fly now
Because "They fly now"
Even though Troopers have Flew since the Clone Wars.....
Been asking myself that for a while now. After all, he knows everything about Starkiller Base & how the First Order works top to bottom, just by working in sanitation. But that First Order troops have jet packs must have been the day he overslept or something.
if finn was a former trooper and apparently many others defected and are just normal people then how come he has no issues or remorse killing the shit out of them like its a game?
who cares, thats such an irrelevant thing to complain about
plot hole master 43:
Call the movie "Rise of Skywalker", kills ALL THE SKYWALKERS and let the last living PALPATINE took everything from them.
Palpatine wins.
People forget that Identity Theft is a crime
"How did they fix Anakin's Lightsaber"
"Flextape"
Ron Dove but we’ve seen canon sources stating that lightsabers can be repaired, how is that a plot hole
@@justafanofz well, it's a hole because it never gets answered, not even mentioned, how and when they did it.
RadyTV and where is it mentioned for anikin?
SMG Hero well let’s think about it, anakin had his cut in half in a droid factory which was then destroyed in a major battle, how did he get the pieces?
Catholic_thinker you’re talking about a time when the Jedi were a common force in the galaxy. Shortly after both Anakin and Kenobi are given new ones.
Disappointing that the Knights of Ren were defeated in like one minute tbh what bs is that
Ikr like they didn't even do anything. The baddest shit they did in the entire movie was capture chewy. Then they slap kylo around for a bit and then die. Completely pointless characters
Reproducing the Boba Fett moments pf the OT. Cool looking characters with minimum screen time. They are wishing to replicate the success this had -- somehow. Remember Boba captures Han, KOR kidnap Chewie. With none of the backstory
Yeah I guess that sounds about right. But at least boba was present in the other movies. A recurring bg character is better than one-off nobodies
At least we saw them, for once. Although, it's probably so they can sell toys.
They existed to walk around and die.
19:15 “In that case.....I am a Jedi.” -other Joe.
“ oh cool!” -Alex
“Thank you.”
😂😂😂 I love these guys so much.
Palatine didn't survive, George Lucas said so.
Disney: That name has no power here!!!
Correct...This is a clone of Palpatine.
TZoningHard read Dark Empire. May not be canon now, but it tells the Palpatine clone story a lot better
The old cloning excuse, gotta hate it...
@@Timbo6669 if it's a clone it should be aged 30 with no scars...again it makes no sense. If someone clones you the clone is a baby not the same age and it wouldn't have the same injuries 🤣
*Rise of Skywalker credits roll*
*George Lucas* : “..Jar Jar ain’t so bad now lmfao”
I would take a Jedi Master Jar Jar over this horseshit.
The Prequel are so much better then the sequels...
I’d much rather take prequels over sequels because at least the prequels expanded the characters/world from the original trilogy and didn’t cheapen the efforts of the Rebellion.
Honestly, Jar Jar Binks is really Awfull.
He embodied the end of the good star wars and made room for what was to come?
Jar Jar was the chosen one all along
Luke: take my fathers light sabre and destroy the sith like he did
Rey: I will make him proud
Luke: he also killed children with it
I don't like cause I feel it's appropriate
NVM my phone refreshed
@@eat_me_b34n59 k
The perfect weapon weapon of Justice a child murder weapon
Thanos - I mean, Obi-Wan certainly didn’t think it was appropriate to tell _Luke_ that, so...
I'll just ignore this trilogy from being cannon.
This is the way
@@MMA_INF I used to be indifferent to this trilogy, never liked it but didn’t care enough to hate it. After watching season 2 of the mandalorian and seen what type of stuff we could’ve gotten instead tho let’s just say I’ve grown quite distateful of it. This it the way.
This is the way
This is the way
This is the way
Motto of this film:
“Let the past die...kill it if you have to..”
literally
That's from TLJ
This one is more like: "No one's ever really gone..."
That was the plot for the entire Sequel trilogy. The way Han just goes. I knew the path star wars was going after that.
Makes me wonder if they originally planned to kill off chewbacca
Saying that's the motto is like saying g child murder is okay because Anakin did it. Y'all know you're quoting the villain right? Hell Rey is literally all the Jedi.
15:46 Palpatine survived the same way Luke’s saber ended up in Maz’s basement. No idea and JJ doesn’t care.
That's a good question for another time!
@@Overlord734 THat'S A goOD QuesTIoN FOr AnOtHEr tIME !!1!!!!1!!!!!
(a.k.a. never) XD XD
"the force unleashed is not canon because starkiller is too overpowered" also star wars "rey can revive anyone,emperor is zeus on crack"
Yup my thoughts exactly
Unlike Rey, the game did not treat Starkiller nicely.
Not to defend the film but force storms are an established thing. It's never confirmed but heavily speculated that Palpatine has so much dark energy that it basically just manifests itself.
Lol No I thought force storms were apparently wormholes?
@@lolno6562 Force storms were only established in what disney now calls "Legends" just as force heal is. so no, disney got rid of it, they shouldn't have stolen it from the rightful creators.
Really love this uncensored format. Everyone seems more natural in their demeanor. I honestly wish this video was longer. And Joe if you read this, ignore the haters, just do you.
Joe mama
Longman good
Bill Kerman yeah it didn't feel like joe gets increasingly more mad waiting for joe and alex to act exactly like he wants them to. this just felt right.
There are haters? angry joe content is great. he gets his subs not at all from the easy route of anti-sjw content.
@@Arcexey What are you talking about?
@@63Hayden that i agree with you it feels more natural here and i greatly encourage them to do this again.
other formats feels like joe is constantly lightly annoyed at them for not speaking well/entertaingly
Disney: Uh oh, looks like we might've messed up a really beloved series... oopsie
EA: First time huh?
But EA came back and made Battlefront 2 a great game. Dont see Disney following in the footsteps of EA
Bible Belt Club that credit is not to be given to EA
Mega Mask
I mean given what EA did to Visceral after Dead Space 3 didn’t perform as well as they wanted, I give a little credit to EA for not repeating the past and shutting down DICE after what happened with BFV and Battlefront 2.
George Lucas did that 36 years ago. Haha. I remember the first time I saw ewoks defeat the empire and watched a Death Star blow up (again). It all ended with Jedi. The rest of the films are just messy big budget sci-fi films.
𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙞𝙗𝙤 touché
Palpatine was cloned. "I shall call him... MINI ME!"
Mini me like chocolate
REY DONT
Then Mini me snored.
Palpatine: "or Snork"
Then Mini me ate it.
Palpatine: "bleah, it's Snoke then" xd
Yeah, this whole movie felt like a bad Austin Powers crossover .
The Death Star was vaporised, so how come there were large parts of it sitting on a planet??
Gordon Barrie it is scientifically possible for some parts of the Death Star to be a launched at such a speed that it doesn’t appear in frame. An example of this was when a nuke was blown underground and the metal seal on top got launched so fast it could have left earth almost instantly
@@entitledkidyourtoysaremine930 so you say that the death star above yavin or endor blow up shot a piece so fast way it land on a planet that wasnt even in the system of endor or yavin? thats a rare chance isnt it?
suilles it’s not zero
@@entitledkidyourtoysaremine930 it was very lucky it was just the piece of the death star they need that got shot away to a planet far away that lay in perfect place to use that knife to line up right...
also its the throne room that was on the planet right. so how did that shoot away to a planet to land there? because problem is that the throne room was looking the way of the rebel fleet. remember luke having to look at his fleet getting shot while in the throne room?
so it shot the throne room so fast away that no one saw it go away past all of the fleet ships to land on a planet. thats 0% chance... it cant be that nothing would of got hit in that whole fleet.
The same reason that Alderaan was 'vaporized' and yet the Milennium Falcon still flew through chunks of it. Because it wasn't vaporized, it was blown up
If there has ever been an actual need to retcon something, the last 3 movies is evidence of that. "Then Luke woke from a particularly ravage fever dream..."
or just treat it like the expanded universe "what movies?"
Luke wakes up with a hangover nude in a pile of Ewoks. I HAD THE WORSE DREAM!
@Daniel Dickson You got me. I was really hoping Disney was reading the comment section of this UA-cam video. Dammit.
Make it a hallucination while he was in the bacta tank when he lost his hand.
Another way would be to introduce alternate timelines like star trek. Or alternate universes like how marvel explains everything that cant be explained otherwise.
@Daniel Dickson not like the theme park is doing particularly well anyway. There have been multiple days where there was maybe 20 people TOPS.
Rey - Explodes a ship with force lightning.
Palpatine - His force lightning is an on off switch for ships.
Plot hole #42
My theory is all of Rey’s lightning was concentrated on one ship. So it destroyed it, but Palestine’s lightning was spread over a MUCH larger surface area diluting it, causing it to be less deadly
Though Rey couldn’t control her force lightning. It was the first time and caused by anger and sadness from Chewie being taken away. Palpatine knew how to control his lightning and his anger and madness drew him to want to destroy things. Rey didn’t know how to control it shooting a bolt of lightning, it would take a lot of training to fully be able to control and as you can tell Rey got angry in the rise of Skywalker and crushed the training droid, she couldn’t control how she used her lightsaber which she had used for a while so she wouldn’t be able to control it.
Lol i thought there will be lightning duel between rey and sidious. Since you know. rey used it once before.... although it uncounsious.
@@natel.6328 Who fucking cares this movie isnt good enough to defend with stretch theories.
"32C. Luke and Lando couldn't see the Black Sand in the middle of a Brown sand area!"
How would you expect Luke to have any idea what sand and deserts are like? He's from Tattooine!
They turned Star Wars into a superhero genre where everyone rarely dies and there is a complete lack of tension around the main cast
Dark O-man iron man died
Gazzatron995 Black widow died and we still had movies coming out for just her
at least one major character dies in each of the sequel films and all of the legacy characters are dead by the end. explain your point
And vision died
@@owentsao4860 I'm talking about Disney's superheroes, the OT characters don't count as part of Disney's star wars, so they are the equivalent to the bystanders, they just served as a plot device for Disney's characters and nostalgia for the people that just wanted to see them on the big screen
Mandalorian understands, acknowledges and builds on existing lore.
Rob Nix True because the mando was attacked by separatist droids in his childhood and the Mando includes Stormtroopers wile also being 5 yrs after Return of the Jedi. It’s the best!
It’s not just because Jon Favreau is at the helm, but it’s also because Dave Filoni is apart of the project. The man who created Clone Wars, which is the best piece of Star Wars media ever created since the original movies.
Dave Filoni has recanonized and brought back so much amazing lore from the original Legends canon and has introduced us to so many interesting characters, planets, story arcs, and conflicts.
George Lucas has also stated numerous times that Dave Filoni was like a son to him, and if he wanted anybody to be his successor, it would’ve been him. Instead we got stuck with clueless as fuck Kathleen Kennedy who meddles into the creative process of each movie with her own agenda.
The Mandalorian is the direct love-child of those two amazing figures, by fans for the fans.
Dude, that season finale of Mando was amazing. I actually got emotional unlike the Rise of Skywalker
ActivateBeastMode1 And Kathleen Kennedy lmao
At this point it could easily tie in with the Thrawn trilogy
The JJ manouver: to cover a large plothole with a larger plothole.
You meant The Jar jar manouver
At this point bring jar jar back
@@dannywilliams3764 Well, say what you want about Jar Jar, but he had a consistent background and at least he was funny from time to time. That's two things he already has over the current Characters.
@@0x777 a sith lawd?
@@andrewschuster9156 More like a Shit Load.
Anakin:" I need to figure out how to stop my wife's death im even willing to turn to the dark side"
*Force healing exist and is easy to learn*
Anakin:"Im gonna ignore that"
There are comics that show that mainly jedi concelers (probably spelt that wrong)were able to master force healing which was a hard ability to master and Anikin tried to force heal and failed.
@@austinmodeen7108
Then how the fuck was Rey and Ben able to force heal?
@@lewisconnor8672 Just bad writing and complete ignorance of Jedi lore...
Conclusion: The sequels aren’t canon.
But they are.
Grant Hamlin I don’t consider Rian and JJ’s fan fiction canon.
after watching TLJ I just decided to go back 2 films and pretend those are the only ones that exist. Feel much better idc what disney says
Agreed they arent canon
My thought exactly reality can be whatever i want
"Death is a concept invented by the Jedi."
ドラゴン "I don't even know how to spell it!"
You old sponge
“Death is a social construct.”
Bob Bobson in yoda voice
D
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Oh no!
"Who are you?"
"I'm Rey."
"Rey who?"
"Rey Chewbacca."
JaytheChou
I’m just waiting for joe to retract this like he did in The Last Jedi and say it all makes sense cause of some stupid fucking comic book
This honestly would have been a more emotional ending.
John Smith I hate that he did that but hey that’s what happens when you get dog piled by the company you are owned by and by Disney soyboys
makes more sense, she spent far more time with chewbaca than with luke.
Hentai
Remember, when you force heal someone. Yell from the top of your lungs, "SENZU BEAN"!
Kylo forgot to do that, And He's Dead.
Do you wanna Be Dead? No?
Then Do it.
SENZU BEAN
Don't forget to toss a dog biscuit to anyone you decapitate.
How the sequel trilogy should have been
Leia: Will you train my son in the ways of the force?
Luke: No
The End
I'd watch that!
And they should've killed her off. That's one of the biggest mistakes ever.
@@stompingpeak2043 they did
this raises an even worse plot hole... if leia was actually as strong if not even stronger than luke why is luke training her own son ?
41. When did General Hux become the spy for the resistance.
Eduardo Cespedes this....isn’t a plot hole this is a question.
@@bjmanzey That was probably one of the only things in the movie I accepted and understood. He held a grudge against Kylo, made sense to me (though he's not a dwarf and his grudge isn't worth putting in the great book of grudges).
Lord of the Void I agree man I am kinda confused why Eduardo thinks that was a plot hole lol. I was just fine with Hux being the spy as you said, it made complete sense with his history with Kylo.
@@bjmanzey Yup, but I think he just wanted the movie to actually tell us when Hux turned spy. Which isn't entirely needed, it's pretty easy to guess, besides there's a whole host of other issues the movie needed to answer but didn't.
Lord of the Void yeah I think you’re right, we don’t really need to know exactly when that happened, it’s not relevant. And I absolutely can respect your feeling on there being lots of other issues that needed to be addressed but alas it is what it is.
*Rey uses force healing*
Ghost Anakin : "You can't do this to me......I started this trilogy....YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRFICED?!"
"this is outrageous, it's unfair"
"I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!"
MYPD SHP Ayyy Norman reference lol
Out am I??!
Rey: I missed the part where that’s my problem
Finn: tHeY fLy nOw¿
This trilogy is just getting worse and worse with age. It’s fascinating discussing it. It’s a direct contrast with marvel, which, say what you will about how formulaic they can be, were meticulously planned out over 25+ movies. Disney couldn’t plan just one trilogy, just THREE movies
Plot hole: Dr. Strange helped Lando to get all those people
"On your left..."
Galaxy Assemble!
Yoo avengers X Star wars lmaoo
These new movies make me appreciate the prequels more than I ever thought I would have.
That is truly grave, when we have something that makes the prequels look good.
TestAcct46
To be fair, revenge of the sith was great as is.
Yeah the fight between Anakin and Obi Wan on Mustafar is THE best lightsaber duel in the entire saga.
Zenith Gaming2 it’s between that and Darth maul lightsaber fight
@@TestAcct46 They are actually good, at least the story is cohesive and has a planned end game!
Alex needs his own show so he can get a sentence out without being interrupted
😭😭 I think they should interrupt him it'll be funny
Smug Alex spinoff!
Yeah, Idk why he's there. Should just be Joe's top 40 plot holes while Alex nods his head in agreement.
AJ didnt cut himoff alot everything was pretty fluid
@@Vojou345 hahaha
The most DEFINITIVE indication you will EVER need that this is NOT star wars: They didn't have a funeral in the movie for Princess/General Lea.
Even for a soulless corporate appliance like this that's COLD.
How do I keep finding new dimensions to my disgust with this movie. I have watched a lot of content on this video and this is the first time I stopped to think about that.
I guess I'm still trying to figure out why Chewbacca's "death" passed the cutting room floor. Why did they make us sit through that. It was pointless.
George Lucas had respect and appreciation for his creation. Disney just sees it as a financial opportunity and think people will buy garbage if it has Star Wars stamped on it. The characters and stories meant nothing to them unless they bring in the money.
@@ZE0Shadow So TRUE. disney also has an ant-Semitic streak that you see from time to time so could be influencing their decision too seeing as George Lucas is Jewish himself.
@@pacershark452 Great point. I didn't know George Lucas was Jewish but now that I think about it, we don't see any Disney movies directed by Steven Spielberg either and he would be perfect to direct a Disney film.
@@ZE0Shadow Uh-huh. we should keep a beady eye on disney.
I wish it was darth plagueis that was revealed and not palpatine.
They could’ve explained that plagueis is so powerful that he used the force mind trick on Luke to convince him to attack Ben solo during TLJ flashbacks.
My Luke would never have attacked his nephew consciously
Your Luke got old and nihilistic, he turned into the weird bitter uncle.
Bitch had a bad dream. Can't be having that in the Luke house.
Barta Lemton nooooooooooo!
He didnt attack, he Just ignited the lightsaber because of the strong vision, but he Said the Will tô attack passed like the Wind, but ben Saw something else
Palpatine killed plagueis. By the time of RoS plagueis would have been dead for around 100 years.
Finn: ex stormtrooper who was taken as a child so the First Order is all he knows. He is the only one who knows how to destroy the weapon that is about to blow the door open on the Crait base.
Also Finn: tHeY fLy NoW¿
good one .
Fin working in a car factory
Fin : can they drive now ?
John boyega was even like theyve done this since the clone wars
They fly now.
@@ragnar-usa3639 good one .
Finn working in a boat factory
Finn : they can float now ?
Even if you took it in isolation and had no idea rocket troopers existed, the dialogue is ridiculously stupid.
"They fly now!?" They fly now!" "THEY FLY NOW!" I know Star Wars had a more simple tone, it's not exactly Star Trek, but this is just way too much.
In the Legends continuity, Force Heal doesn't actually bring people back from the dead. What it does is it ACCELERATES the body's healing processes, essentially, allowing the Force-user to "heal faster" than your average person.
Also, it seems that Jar Jar Abrams has stolen another Force ability from Legends. This one is called Essence Transfer. In Legends, it was explained that in-order for a Dark Side-user to use this ability, their soul has to become a Dark Side entity. To do that, they must execute a ritual of Sith Magic which can consume the life-force of an entire planet. (it happened when an ancient Sith Lord called Darth Vitiate did it, he ascended into becoming a Dark Side entity)
Once that is done, the Dark Sider-user can now use this ability to transfer their soul into any targeted body or perhaps linger on in space as a Dark Side entity while searching for a body to possess. When Darth Vitiate died, he transferred his soul into a guy named Valkorion who lived on the planet Zakuul (which is located at the very far end of the galaxy).
Also, the whole idea of Darth Sidious cloning himself and using Essence Transfer to hop from clone body to clone body was literally stolen straight from the Dark Empire trilogy.
God, this trilogy is full of stolen concepts. Even Johnson stole a few concepts from the KOTOR series.
The sad part about all of this is that before the ST was even concluded, Disney canon's fans harped on about how Legends canon sucks and that they're "glad" it was decanonized so that new folks over at Lucasfilm can come up with better concepts or ideas. Hell, Kathleen Kennedy promised that this new continuity would be fresh and new.
I used to agree with those people, but knowing how this trilogy ends now... I can say that I've completely switched sides. Disney canon is disappointing, Legends canon's fans were right but people made fun of them and called them gatekeepers.
This continuity is literally rehashing the old one in a different way. Had I known this earlier, I would've supported Legends canon more. God, the SW fandom can be full of hypocritical idiots sometimes...
This proves that the true sequel trilogy was the Heir to the Empire/Thrawn trilogy by Timothy Zahn.
Too many bad ass, well written male characters: Thrawn, C'Baoth, Pellaeon, Karrde, Ruhk.....and uh...Luke. Disney's "talent"....LMFAO...couldn't handle it.
Certainly turned out to be a better story than what we got... Though I'm not sure it would have translated well to film, maybe a series?
@@powerlifting85 Quite a few bad ass female characters too... Mara, Shada, Leia... The maitrakh of clan khimbar...
@@nt78stonewobble Shows that Disney is even dumber than I thought
@@nt78stonewobble Mara Jade would've been more popular than Rey by a country mile. Mysterious, dark past. can fight, pilot, and use the force. Anti hero vibe with a good heart under her tough exterior. A Sarah Conner and Lt. Ripley toughness to her. She would've been loved by males, females, STAR WARS FANS. Zahn was way ahead of his time.
41: Why is it that Rey could not kill Palpatine at the beginning of their confrontation because he would take over her body, but she goes ahead and kills him anyway at the end and he is unable to take over her body, I’m confused about that
because she...is ironman, I mean she is all the jedi. duh. /s
Because she didn’t strike him down in anger
Then how come he didn’t take over Darth Vader’s body because Darth Vader killed him in anger? Because he was killing Luke
@@kynicol05 Because Vader's body was more fucked up than his. Also i think it is because he struck himself down by using the lightning.
@@cjmk5923 It's lazy writing, let's be honest. That's some shit I would do to my players as a DM in a very uninspired adventure.
- Number 41: They invented plantet Exegol for this movie, that's suposed to be an ancient sith world... BUT THERE'S ALREADY ONE: Korriban
Korriban/Moraband is the sith homeworld. Exegol is "an ancient sith world"
@@bodza7872 People are looking for reasons to get in the hatewagon. I dont think this movie was as bad as people here say.
@@Holret Nah mate, it's awful.
Holret agreed
@@Holret completely and utter trash, its written like bad fan fiction, and the actors did their best but their characters were fully 2 dimensional. These movies are not truly canon. just Disney's version.
If rey is dead, and kylo survives, i will accept this "rise of skywalker" more acceptable
Old lady: Who are you?
Rey: I’m Rey.
Old lady: Rey who? Who are your people?
Rey: I have no people, I’m alone.
Old Lady: Hmm.. Rey... Solo! 😂👌🏼
Exactly what I thought when that scene played!
Nice
Bruh moment 😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌😳😳😳😳
My son is working as a passport guy on correlia, he rarely visits me.
Old lady: Who are you?
Rey: I'm Rey.
Old lady: Rey who?
Rey: Just Rey.
The Doctor: Hey, come up with your own lines, will ya?
Number 18. I remember Lucas saying that Yoda learned from Qui Gon how to live through the force. He spent his time and Obi Wan's time in exile training Obi Wan to do the same. This took years.
Because Qui Gon had trained for years, and hadn't trained enough to be a force ghost, but just a disembodied voice.
Then when Anakin died, redeemed and having brought balance (yes, he DID bring balance, these movies are not canon to me), the combined efforts of Qui Gon, Obi Wan and Yoda came together to quickly speak to him as he died, and helped to pull him through so he could be around for Luke in the future. Because he had finally deserved it. And Luke deserved to have his dad around at last I guess.
This was from Lucas himself. I think it was on the episode 3 extras if I remember right.
There are 2 books that backs Lucas's words up also. In "Life and Legends of Obi Wan Kenobi", and "Rise and fall of Darth Vader", Obi Wan reaches out to Anakin as he dies. Anakin starts apologizing for everything, but obi wan cuts him off because he has to teach him before his consciousness fades. It's actually a really cool part of both books.
@@mysite1012 Another thing Lucas said a few years back, before the sale to Disney, was about Obi Wan in the time between episode 3 and 4.
They were writing books, wanting to know if they could do something about Obi Wan leaving Tatooine during this time, to go on certain missions or adventures, or if Lucas thought Kenobi had spent his entire time on that planet and never left it.
Lucas said he had pretty much spent all his time on Tatooine, but said he would allow that he left perhaps a single time for some mission, if the stakes were high enough and the problem was dire enough that he felt he had no choice. But he said he would only have left a single time, and not for long.
I think maybe this throws that awful new Kenobi show under the bus right away.
@@w0bbl3r It definitely does. The obi show is awful.
Nice pfp
The message obviously is "If you cant live with yourself, ignore the reality and just pretend you are someone else and feel proud about this illusion"
Sounds like Disney is pushing their LGBTQ agenda even further here...what you just mentioned sounds like transgenders and their way of seeing life.
Actually this could be a positive message if Rey actually had flaws and went through a tougher process to become the most powerful Jedi ever (even if as a vessel for all the other Jedi).
oh that's good. ha ha
Sebastian Pineda 💯💯
@@sebastianpineda1058 nah, but Rey choosing Skywalker over Palpatine shows how little she actually learn trough her journey. Which go against their own message in the film lmao. LGBT is totally cool, and i doubt it that Disney has an agenda. Thats too much a tinfoil hat.
Another plot hole: How is Fin and the other rebels able to breath while on the exterior of the Star destroyer? Even if the planet had an oxygen rich atmosphere they were at a tremendous altitude... 🤷♂️
Exactly.
Here's a plot hole, Alex is a phedofheg bhear, how does he still work here??
Rey: ACTUALLY I identify as a Skywalker.
Me: how dare you.
the scene in my opinion was the worst scene ever in star wars
I got so mad I said "Fuck" and my family was like wtf
I was growling throughout the movie, half of the movie theatre could hear me. Well, I hope Force-ghost Luke will be able to sign adoption papers for Rey.
she identifies as a sithgender
I'm surprised they didn't include some gay wookies and more bad ass female stormtroopers who never got killled or mind forced (except for the male ones).
"Death was invented by the jedi... I don't even know how to spell it" -animated palpitine
I remember seeing the animated palps just a couple of days ago lmao
Palp: “kill Rey ASAP!”
Kylie: “sure-zees”
Time passes
Palp: “let her kill me first because it’s my thing, and by the way your dead now!”
Kyle-uh: “wha wha whaaat??”
You guys missed the part where the story wanted Rey dead but then alive but then dead again
You wanna us to spell it?
Angry yoda:D E A
You old...
SPONGE
"Admiral Gender Studies"
😂😂
That part killed me xD
*Vice Admiral
She never made it to the rank of admiral.
“Admiral Gender Studies”
I damn near spit out my cookie
That was fucking hilarious. I gotta rewatch his Last Jedi review
@Daniel Dickson considering her line isn't even in the slightest a response to Poe's question? A response in direct delivery to ridicule someone who destroyed Starkiller base and even demotion he's still the most decorated pilot in the "Resistance"? Yes. Yes it does mean she hates men.
@Daniel Dickson Fck off Admiral dumb bitch Holdo sucks she's such a terrible character she didn't tell anyone about the plan not just Poe. Who cares about her the Admiral should of been Admiral Ackbar and then he should of sacrificed himself which would of been way more satisfying
At least it's not tea/coffee/hot chocolate. Tough to clean off the monitor.
I think sargon of akkad came up with that one. He called that asian chick shrek.
Rey: " I'm a super duper Jedi, I force healed a mass murderer and a giant space snake"
Poe: " Can you heal me? I've been injured quite badly through most of this movie"
Rey: ".......Nah"
Healer: "I am awesome! I heal and do deepees!"
Tank: "Need a heal here!"
Healer: "...Nah, I am in a dps spec;"
Assuming you watched The Mandalorian, did you have the same issue in the finale?
@@granthamlin8126 To be honest, pulling together a claw gash makes a lot more sense than using it to heal a burn wound. Through the stomach.
@@VGamingJunkieVT That's sort of my point though. Different situations.
@@granthamlin8126 Mostly the fact that the circumstances behind The Mandalorian are a lot more believable. We know the Force can pull and push, pulling a wound closed is a lot more believable than somehow healing burnt tissue.
I finally watched the film and turned it off with 20 minutes left after I saw palpatine use force lighting on hundreds of ships and did not destroy them when rey destroyed a ship earlier with her lighting.
#124. If Leia could've trained Rey why the f.. everyone in the Resistance bothered to search for Luke?
Skely Hands so would you stick with Obi Wan when you have Yoda available?
@@stanleylee3329 The rebels most likely didnt even know yoda and obi wan killed the jedi killer general. As for the idea Luke being a teacher doesnt make since as the rebels have also been known to take what they can I think the point of getting to Luke was to bring him back into the fight.
@@stanleylee3329 nobody know about Yoda you moron, stop trying to justify Jar Jar Abram's and co. bad writing
“Who are you?”
“Rey... Rey Ban”
And thus, Rey conquered the galaxy with her new brand of sunglasses.
@@viracocha HAHHAHAHAAHHHA...uh oh pooped my pants
As a Pilot with Ray Bans
Thanks, I hate it
When you realize that all of that MacGuffin hunting for the wayfinder could be avoided if Kylo Ren had just given Rey the coordinates to Exegol (or even his wayfinder at least) through their Force dyad conversations.
But noooooo. Rey doesn’t want reach out Kylo’s hand and only Ben’s
29: why couldnt they have got ties or other ships to blast the horses (with low powered shots so it wouldn't damage the Hull!)
Like Anakin shooting the buzz droids off Obi's fighter in Episode III
You forgot that when we see rey she's levitating herself, but couldn't do it in the black quicksand?
I wonder why she navigates in the sea when she can jump
Because she isn’t so op she can just fly anytime. People cry about her to be op, then they expect her to be full blown flying
LMAO.
@@noamias4897 "She isnt so OP"
She destroyed one of the most powerful siths to ever exist only using 2 lightsabers dude... come on, she can do whatever she wants whenever she wants.
@@noamias4897 yeah cause force healing isnt op, defeating kylo who was trained to fight multiple times when she wasn't not OP, can grab ships out of the sky when we've seen Yoda even struggle to lift non moving ones not OP, using force lighting which is something dark side users have to train to use not op, killing the emperor single handily when we've seen multiple jedis at this point struggle to do so not op. She is somehow stronger in the force and a better lightsaber duelist then any other jedi we've seen, her character is completely op and it fucks up most of the star wars lore even the ones that Disney have made as well.
In my opinion, Rey would have been a better character if they made her a clone that was originally planned to be a new and more powerful body for Palpatine. Her "parents" could have been a pair of scientists that grew a conscience and smuggled her away from Palpatine's watch. This fixes the whole her parents are nobody issue and her op force powers as she could have been flash trained while in the cloning vat. It would even tie into her "dark side cave" scene where she only sees herself. Also "Dark Rey" could have been another clone that she had to fight for real rather than that 30-second "fight" we actually got. It even makes her choice to be Rey Skywalker have more meaning as she literally had no family name.
Really cool idea