Fast & Furious Crossroads Angry Review

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  • Опубліковано 21 сер 2020
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 8 тис.

  • @Lazer-bp9lf
    @Lazer-bp9lf 3 роки тому +2791

    *The game has a short story because they want you to finish the game quickly so that you can spend time with your family.*

    • @adnanasif9538
      @adnanasif9538 3 роки тому +127

      What about players who have no family. 😢

    • @Lazer-bp9lf
      @Lazer-bp9lf 3 роки тому +111

      Adnan Asif Then they have to spend time with your pets.

    • @Jim-lg8sf
      @Jim-lg8sf 3 роки тому +92

      Adnan Asif they need to make a family

    • @0001captainawesome
      @0001captainawesome 3 роки тому +1

      It's because of the season pass.

    • @artificial_S
      @artificial_S 3 роки тому +18

      Adnan Asif they’re part of a family, no matter if they don’t have parents or related by blood

  • @Kaunte
    @Kaunte 3 роки тому +2612

    "I don't even think this game bothered with physics."
    So it's a faithful adaptation of Fast & Furious then?

    • @user-gn6jc2yn9c
      @user-gn6jc2yn9c 3 роки тому +46

      Ride to Hell, you mean?

    • @acreppinstp
      @acreppinstp 3 роки тому +77

      @@user-gn6jc2yn9c no he means fast and furious cars falling out of airplanes and landing with no damage

    • @palanch89
      @palanch89 3 роки тому +10

      Tableaux dont compare this trash to the holy grail of all games...

    • @bobbyshewan4229
      @bobbyshewan4229 3 роки тому +13

      palanch89 Ride To Hell or Fast And Furious? Lmao cuz I think we found a new Holy Grail here

    • @palanch89
      @palanch89 3 роки тому +1

      Bobby Shewan all praise to the tru lord n savior ride to hell with cutting edge technology and graphics mechanics and gameplay ❤️😻😩

  • @leo1
    @leo1 3 роки тому +1948

    Remember guys: It`s not about quality, it's about family.

  • @RaiderReid
    @RaiderReid 3 роки тому +1201

    2/10....wow you are generous.

  • @ObiJakobe
    @ObiJakobe 3 роки тому +3585

    "we don't need physics, we got family"

    • @leetsUpr3m3
      @leetsUpr3m3 3 роки тому +82

      @Rocky Montana "we dont need family, we got breadsticks"

    • @isacctavares1368
      @isacctavares1368 3 роки тому +19

      Well said sir. Im surprised that line hasn't been said in any of those movies.

    • @Leon-mv1bn
      @Leon-mv1bn 3 роки тому +10

      💀💀

    • @sivartb7273
      @sivartb7273 3 роки тому +12

      Physics at home:

    • @jalisabrown8486
      @jalisabrown8486 3 роки тому +3

      Lmao

  • @noice7381
    @noice7381 3 роки тому +8227

    Some gold old-school Angry Review ingredients here: Movie license game, 4 hours long, and corporate commander. New studio looks great, Joe!

    • @OutwardLyric
      @OutwardLyric 3 роки тому +127

      He didn't do the deep voice edit though lol

    • @Spengey
      @Spengey 3 роки тому +257

      FOOUUURRR HOOOUUURS
      Fly off to the right and EXPLODE
      Ah, brings me back

    • @TheAlienGangster
      @TheAlienGangster 3 роки тому +91

      We haven’t seen Demon Joe in a while

    • @johncam8420
      @johncam8420 3 роки тому +55

      Kinda sad tho an era of the old home is over :(

    • @criznittle968
      @criznittle968 3 роки тому +7

      all it's missing is LJN

  • @ramanand5187
    @ramanand5187 3 роки тому +806

    Aj and oj : Uncontrollable laughter
    Alex: Why are we here? Just to suffer?

    • @ElTequilla
      @ElTequilla 3 роки тому +83

      To be fair to Alex, the amount of experience in terrible games these two have is on another level

    • @Xander_P.G.K
      @Xander_P.G.K 3 роки тому +52

      Every night... I feel my wallet, when it was full, but now it's empty. You feel it too, don't you??

    • @dolabala1755
      @dolabala1755 Рік тому +2

      @@Xander_P.G.K thats why im a pirate

  • @achaerna.6662
    @achaerna.6662 3 роки тому +466

    "A couple months ago, he had a slip and fall in a Olive Garden...."
    Shit, this channel has better writers than most shows on TV. I certainly smile and laugh more often.

    • @jeffreygamer32
      @jeffreygamer32 3 роки тому +22

      Yeah it really does! I wish I started watching Joe's videos a long time ago he is funny as hell especially reviewing bad games like this!

    • @OperatorMax1993
      @OperatorMax1993 2 роки тому +3

      i know right ?
      also i do miss the days when he was slim and he had a moustache than a beard
      but i still love his videos and content as always

    • @OperatorMax1993
      @OperatorMax1993 2 роки тому +2

      @@jeffreygamer32 i wish too
      only discovered him in 2016 or 2017
      but, hey, better late than never

    • @jeffreygamer32
      @jeffreygamer32 2 роки тому +1

      @@OperatorMax1993 yup definitely lol

    • @OperatorMax1993
      @OperatorMax1993 2 роки тому

      @@jeffreygamer32 lol

  • @AE-su4wq
    @AE-su4wq 3 роки тому +443

    “The game doesn’t even bother with physics”
    So it’s very faithful to the films.

    • @osman_0394
      @osman_0394 3 роки тому +4

      Lmao

    • @laszlodajka9914
      @laszlodajka9914 3 роки тому +3

      It is stupid at that. So the same goes in that regard.

    • @sidtion
      @sidtion 3 роки тому +1

      😂Lol

    • @CrazyCracka831
      @CrazyCracka831 3 роки тому

      A Fast and Furious game with no explosions.....sounds logical🤔

    • @a.h4224
      @a.h4224 3 роки тому

      @@CrazyCracka831 they need micheal bay for that🤣

  • @johnwick3715
    @johnwick3715 3 роки тому +2754

    Vin Diesel: How much money can i expect at the end of this?
    The Company: 5% of the outcome...
    *Month after the release*
    The Company: Here you go, the 5% we promised...
    Vin Diesel: $100?

    • @matijabjelic4538
      @matijabjelic4538 3 роки тому +207

      Thats generous

    • @danielsan9850
      @danielsan9850 3 роки тому +89

      Why did this comment make me laugh so hard lol

    • @Jay9966
      @Jay9966 3 роки тому +43

      @Брандон Кeллeр ikr 5% at this point is probably -2000 or something

    • @megayikes9716
      @megayikes9716 3 роки тому +159

      *Reality*
      *moth after the release*
      The Company: Here is the $20000 bill
      Vin Diesel: Oh I expected a little more than $20000...
      *looks that it is him having to pay them $20000*
      Vin Diesel: wtf?
      The Company: you getting 5% of our loses.

    • @hewhobattles8869
      @hewhobattles8869 3 роки тому +7

      Be seeing you, John.

  • @Jm-ki4su
    @Jm-ki4su 3 роки тому +123

    vin diesel is so good at communication, that he's able to jump between two rockets without falling

    • @SuperMisteryMan01
      @SuperMisteryMan01 3 роки тому +8

      Vin diesel is stronger than the earth’s own gravitational pull

    • @alphatrion4365
      @alphatrion4365 3 роки тому +13

      Vin Diesel can do anything, cause it's about family.

  • @jbark678
    @jbark678 3 роки тому +124

    This review is the best possible outcome for this game.

  • @matthewcampos2208
    @matthewcampos2208 3 роки тому +677

    “Fly off to the left and explode”
    ...
    _Vietnam flashbacks to Ride To Hell:Retribution_

  • @edgekorn3398
    @edgekorn3398 3 роки тому +293

    “I don’t even think this game bothered with physics”
    They don’t have physics,they got family

  • @varialles2164
    @varialles2164 3 роки тому +52

    22:25 "the visual diarrhea" Is that an "Angry Video Game Nerd" reference?

    • @alexeyeliseev6322
      @alexeyeliseev6322 3 роки тому +2

      @BlackWatchAmbush actually, there was a Board James (another one of James Rolfe characters) episode called "Loopin' Louie" where they play that game at E3, and Angry Joe makes an appearance at one point.
      ...I know it's not much, but it's something.

  • @Connor.trashy
    @Connor.trashy 3 роки тому +164

    Who would've guessed the ending was foreshadowing Fast and the Furious 9

    • @notkimpine
      @notkimpine 3 роки тому +12

      spoiler alert: roman and tej launched into space in f9!

    • @ethanedwards3357
      @ethanedwards3357 2 роки тому

      Do I wanna know where that profile picture's from?

    • @mathunit1
      @mathunit1 2 роки тому

      @@ethanedwards3357 So you're in the rabbit hole as well? :3

    • @brysonkuervers2570
      @brysonkuervers2570 Рік тому

      What are you talking about. Man was just weary to ask the furry where that pfp was from

  • @kozmnavt5158
    @kozmnavt5158 3 роки тому +360

    9:32 “Physics, I don’t even think this game bothered with physics”
    Well atleast they got that accurate to the movies

    • @graphicsgod
      @graphicsgod 3 роки тому +5

      Ha!!

    • @edgekorn3398
      @edgekorn3398 3 роки тому

      F A X

    • @spadezap9728
      @spadezap9728 3 роки тому

      That’s what I thought

    • @goldjellyfish2452
      @goldjellyfish2452 3 роки тому +6

      Physics:
      Dom: I don't need physics , I've got family!

    • @Lazer-bp9lf
      @Lazer-bp9lf 3 роки тому +3

      Apparently things like physics don't exist in the F&F universe.
      *But who the fuck needs that, we have FAMILY.*

  • @potawatadingdong
    @potawatadingdong 3 роки тому +1892

    This is the most 2002 game I've seen in 18 years.

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 3 роки тому +70

      I'm surprised it didn't come out in 2002... that's probably how long it's been in production. And how bad this franchise has been since then.

    • @TangerineWallaby343
      @TangerineWallaby343 3 роки тому +45

      @@shawnfields2369 And there is a 2003 Fast & Furious game developed by Genki for the PlayStation 2 and Xbox, but sadly it was cancelled.

    • @mattc2306
      @mattc2306 3 роки тому +16

      @@TangerineWallaby343 I remember seeing that short trailer back when I had the 2 Fast 2 Furious DVD.
      Shame that it was cancelled, because that would've been fun to play.

    • @xcelron1580
      @xcelron1580 3 роки тому +6

      Probably is from 02 that was in a time capsule and just got minor quality updates.

    • @datcat3390
      @datcat3390 3 роки тому +8

      More like 2011 because it tried to be a NFS The Run Killer.

  • @mike353
    @mike353 3 роки тому +70

    This game was actually fantastic, the best end credits I’ve ever seen.

  • @adventurerretro3766
    @adventurerretro3766 3 роки тому +60

    It's been nearly 10 years and AngryJoe is stil talking about how awful Sonic free riders is. lol

  • @jschools1392
    @jschools1392 3 роки тому +1018

    “Physics? I don’t think this game bothered with physics”
    In the games defense, neither did the movies haha

    • @LeoHeist03
      @LeoHeist03 3 роки тому +18

      Soo true

    • @aliasno.4andover644
      @aliasno.4andover644 3 роки тому +3

      The Movies were Better?

    • @Jargon.5
      @Jargon.5 3 роки тому +11

      @@aliasno.4andover644 not really

    • @HeatherJWilburn
      @HeatherJWilburn 3 роки тому +1

      @WiiManElite I don’t know man that yacht from 2 was pretty sketchy it actually makes the new movies look normal

    • @MegaBYSON
      @MegaBYSON 2 роки тому

      XD

  • @theinsurance2450
    @theinsurance2450 3 роки тому +458

    Joe: the game completely ignores physics.
    Me: well at least the game is accurate to the movies.

  • @SirBumRush
    @SirBumRush 3 роки тому +124

    I look forward to shitty games like this. Not to play them of course but to watch a absolute gold mine review from Joe lmao.

  • @weebvoiceguy474
    @weebvoiceguy474 3 роки тому +49

    "It makes Lawbreakers seem like the most popular game of the year"
    I'm wheezing xD

  • @nplittle7827
    @nplittle7827 3 роки тому +532

    Moral of the story: Never park in the wrong direction folks, offenders will be penalized! If you park in the correct direction? You're family.

    • @nerdock4747
      @nerdock4747 3 роки тому +19

      And DEFINITELY don't fly off to the right, as you will explode.

    • @jdunnatl
      @jdunnatl 3 роки тому +4

      His laughter was cracking me up! 😂🤣

    • @neon_one_neo3317
      @neon_one_neo3317 3 роки тому +3

      Lmao

  • @Achillez098
    @Achillez098 3 роки тому +483

    Ride to Hell Retribution: "Fly off to the right and explode!"
    Fast and Furious Crossroads: "Fly off to the LEFT and NOT explode!"
    Guys they're getting it! Game developers are finally learning to innovate!

    • @TheREALHugo4
      @TheREALHugo4 3 роки тому +1

      Better companies did better racing games

    • @dr.arkhamplays7209
      @dr.arkhamplays7209 3 роки тому +13

      Expectations subverted!

    • @maruanopl8756
      @maruanopl8756 3 роки тому

      Sexplode

    • @wu1ming9shi
      @wu1ming9shi 3 роки тому

      god, Ride to hell review was definately one of his best lol. It got me into AJS anyway.

    • @Lu-ql
      @Lu-ql 3 роки тому +2

      "Fly off to the right and explode!" is actually a quote from his Sonic Free Riders review.
      It's hilarious how many shitty games like that mechanic. XD

  • @nour2146
    @nour2146 3 роки тому +13

    23:48 well, they ended up going to space

    • @93MANIAC
      @93MANIAC 3 роки тому +1

      In a Pontiac Fiero

  • @tiffanypascual3952
    @tiffanypascual3952 3 роки тому +31

    I missed the Joe Raging 4 HOURSSSS!!!! so hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lewisjasonroxas632
    @lewisjasonroxas632 3 роки тому +1287

    "You parked in wrong direction!"
    "Shoot him!"
    LOL.

    • @agrey832
      @agrey832 3 роки тому +19

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gabrieltorres7596
      @gabrieltorres7596 3 роки тому +60

      That's a line that I can imagine hearing it from South Park 🤣

    • @Angyali
      @Angyali 3 роки тому +22

      @@gabrieltorres7596 In todays madhouse world, I can imagine that even from the cops.

    • @adamsnell2088
      @adamsnell2088 3 роки тому +12

      @@Angyali Yeah, maybe if you park in the wrong direction pointing a firearm at the cops they'll shoot you. Idiot.

    • @jaygooese4242
      @jaygooese4242 2 роки тому +2

      In the words of Daffy Duck shoot t h e m now shoot t h e m now but

  • @themagicman6078
    @themagicman6078 3 роки тому +311

    "He hit his head in an olive garden and now all he remembers is "when you're here, you're family"" super underrated vin diesel dig 🤣

    • @mr.mammuthusafricanavus8299
      @mr.mammuthusafricanavus8299 3 роки тому +27

      Vin Diesel on twitter later: Why is everyone sending me Olive Garden memes? I don't even like bread sticks! :)

    • @_Guts_-ry3pd
      @_Guts_-ry3pd 3 роки тому +12

      That clip had me rollllling

  • @kylewhite9383
    @kylewhite9383 3 роки тому +16

    6:24
    *Alex facepalms*
    "It ain't that funny guys..."

  • @hackingmongoose
    @hackingmongoose 3 роки тому +37

    “This car has four slap chops”
    Im dead 😂

    • @swagit4174
      @swagit4174 2 роки тому +1

      This car has FOUR!! SLAP CHOPS!!. *slow mo* FOOOOOOUR SLAAAP CHOOOPS!!

  • @absence9443
    @absence9443 3 роки тому +734

    Why does Alex always look like the parent caring for their little Joes?

    • @nilugi2556
      @nilugi2556 3 роки тому +28

      Do you think if he has a child he will name it Joe? so we have manys OJ

    • @maddragon3076
      @maddragon3076 3 роки тому +17

      @@nilugi2556 little Joe.

    • @HappyDude1
      @HappyDude1 3 роки тому +25

      Because
      He big 😁

    • @TheNateaudio
      @TheNateaudio 3 роки тому +64

      Someone has to be the straight man. I love Joe and OJs antics, but Alex brings a much needed "adult in the room" vibe when they are going off the rails.

    • @hamsters7760
      @hamsters7760 3 роки тому +53

      ... man, personally I find Alex frequently the most insightful and reasonable of the three. I love his addition. It's more noticable when they're covering movies though.

  • @regalxp8868
    @regalxp8868 3 роки тому +507

    IGN: *“It Makes You Feel Like Family”*

    • @RGEGaming16
      @RGEGaming16 3 роки тому +23

      IGN: "It has a little something for everyone."

    • @elidenzel7202
      @elidenzel7202 3 роки тому +21

      IGN: "Like Skyrim with cars"

    • @dheemanghoshal2330
      @dheemanghoshal2330 3 роки тому +5

      @@RGEGaming16 Rofl the dunkey memes have reached this channel

    • @unclephillymya
      @unclephillymya 3 роки тому +4

      IGN: “the introduction of family in this franchise was amazing”

    • @unclephillymya
      @unclephillymya 3 роки тому +1

      IGN: too many families

  • @grumpycat1178
    @grumpycat1178 3 роки тому +90

    0/10
    Not enough explosions.
    -*Michael Bay*

    • @adlibbed2138
      @adlibbed2138 3 роки тому +7

      and ironically, his trailer of NFS The Run looks more grounded in comparison to this game, in fact that trailer was played against everything that made him being infamous of

    • @Local_commentor
      @Local_commentor 3 роки тому +3

      That cat picture is more dead than my dog

    • @grumpycat1178
      @grumpycat1178 3 роки тому +1

      @@Local_commentor How dare you

    • @Local_commentor
      @Local_commentor 3 роки тому +1

      @@grumpycat1178 my dog died tho

    • @gabbytimpug8399
      @gabbytimpug8399 3 роки тому +1

      @@Local_commentor rip :(

  • @I_am_a_cat_
    @I_am_a_cat_ 3 роки тому +54

    I like how everytime joe breaks out laughing, the 3rd guy takes a drink cus he feels awkward not laughing

  • @SeRgEaNt_RaNdOm
    @SeRgEaNt_RaNdOm 3 роки тому +884

    This game looks pretty accurate to the movies, senseless monotony that's devoid of logic and physics while Vin Diesel growls at you about family

    • @molin1310
      @molin1310 3 роки тому +84

      yeah, but at least the movies aren't low budget

    • @THENINJAWARRIOR31
      @THENINJAWARRIOR31 3 роки тому +20

      actually made me laugh lol

    • @goodnesswhy
      @goodnesswhy 3 роки тому +35

      @@molin1310 And each film is cheaper to purchase than this game!

    • @adapalis
      @adapalis 3 роки тому +20

      @@molin1310 no the movies are just low quality

    • @wenbjiang9534
      @wenbjiang9534 3 роки тому +15

      "cars are faster than missiles"

  • @SemblanceandIntelligence
    @SemblanceandIntelligence 3 роки тому +622

    Can’t believe this game and Ghost of Tsushima are the same price

    • @adrianjuarez1162
      @adrianjuarez1162 3 роки тому +35

      Explicit Sage would rather get ghost of Tsushima than this garbage.

    • @jackmehoff5541
      @jackmehoff5541 3 роки тому +108

      Adrian juarez no shit

    • @lukecasey2830
      @lukecasey2830 3 роки тому +78

      @@adrianjuarez1162 Really? I don't know. Havent made my mind up yet

    • @sammckinney7053
      @sammckinney7053 3 роки тому +11

      @@adrianjuarez1162 omg no way i think anybody with commob sense wound do the same

    • @YaBoiMegatron
      @YaBoiMegatron 3 роки тому +31

      Adrian juarez That’s like saying you would rather get ice cream than day old flavorless oatmeal
      Of course you would rather get Ghost of Tsushima
      It’s a no brainer at this point

  • @date_vape
    @date_vape 3 роки тому +9

    21:45 "see you guys are stupid, they're gonna be lookin for army guys!"

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 3 роки тому +18

    9:08 The second he crashes into that mound the credits for people who made the environments shows up.
    That is the worst first impression I have ever seen in a game.

  • @therealMrA
    @therealMrA 3 роки тому +1808

    "Well, this game certainly lives up to its name. It was over fast and left me furious."
    - A legend during a Steam review

    • @waifutrap6236
      @waifutrap6236 3 роки тому +52

      Lmao 🤣 such a Underrated comment

    • @aszneehitme8691
      @aszneehitme8691 3 роки тому +24

      I am i the only one who thinks this game looks like asphalt 8

    • @soldatdaniels8738
      @soldatdaniels8738 3 роки тому +16

      One of the best brief reviews of all time.

    • @soldatdaniels8738
      @soldatdaniels8738 3 роки тому +7

      @@waifutrap6236 Hi Astolfo.....My mind could never make up it's mind about you. One of Japan's most successful creations.

    • @waifutrap6236
      @waifutrap6236 3 роки тому +1

      @@soldatdaniels8738 😍❣️

  • @Morvi
    @Morvi 3 роки тому +743

    Vin Diesels head isn't way near shiny enough. Personally I wanted to be able to blind my enemies with that circular orb of raw power.

  • @nathanielhoban5235
    @nathanielhoban5235 3 роки тому +10

    26:30 AngryJoe got copyrighted thanks a lot UA-cam

  • @JeremyBX
    @JeremyBX 3 роки тому +87

    “Is That a foukin’ Dinosaur?! AOH SHEEUT, HIT THE NOS”
    ~Other Joe, 2020

    • @shpongle7322
      @shpongle7322 2 роки тому +1

      that shit had me rollin when he starts spinning around lmfao

    • @drifterkidz1714
      @drifterkidz1714 2 роки тому +1

      I guess this review is why we would get a Jurassic Park crossover lol

  • @beetee3278
    @beetee3278 3 роки тому +1930

    It has been a while we've got a proper Angry "ANGRY" review

    • @TheAlienGangster
      @TheAlienGangster 3 роки тому +72

      We did get Predator a few months ago

    • @bigzachful
      @bigzachful 3 роки тому +35

      I guess thats technically a good thing.

    • @bigzachful
      @bigzachful 3 роки тому +39

      Predator is actually fun. Just not worth the price tag.

    • @raidengoodman8754
      @raidengoodman8754 3 роки тому +9

      bigzachful predator lost it’s steam after a few hours of playing

    • @ZanmeksArchives
      @ZanmeksArchives 3 роки тому +52

      you forgot TLOU2

  • @TNovix
    @TNovix 3 роки тому +459

    "They won't see us coming because we aren't professionals"
    Who wrote that garbage logic?

    • @JoseRivera-be3bo
      @JoseRivera-be3bo 3 роки тому +40

      An SJW must've written that dumb line

    • @Caderynwolf
      @Caderynwolf 3 роки тому +39

      @@JoseRivera-be3bo don't be rediculous.

    • @Caderynwolf
      @Caderynwolf 3 роки тому +26

      This game has the worst logic in its plot... and that's even for a fast and furious franchise, an ip not exactly known for cerebral storytelling.

    • @expendableindigo9639
      @expendableindigo9639 3 роки тому +6

      Storm Area 51, they can’t stop all of us!

    • @Mikx100
      @Mikx100 3 роки тому +5

      @@JoseRivera-be3bo This games smells like diversity hire summer job all around

  • @ComradeCowboy3141
    @ComradeCowboy3141 2 роки тому +16

    6:00 absolutely love this laughing fit

  • @LeoHeist03
    @LeoHeist03 3 роки тому +11

    5:48 OJ sounds so innocent there "what happened?!"

  • @PatSr205
    @PatSr205 3 роки тому +804

    I'm actually impressed Joe got Vin Diesel to come play himself in the skits. That was really cool to see👍

    • @Zay-wt6yk
      @Zay-wt6yk 3 роки тому +51

      *B I G G E R*

    • @jbiehlable
      @jbiehlable 3 роки тому +20

      @@Zay-wt6yk His character model in The Wheelman was better.....ish.

    • @chadcooley7994
      @chadcooley7994 3 роки тому +11

      jbiehlable I love Vin diesel wheelman. A lot more enjoyable than this game

    • @jbiehlable
      @jbiehlable 3 роки тому

      @@chadcooley7994 And man is that sad....not for you of course.

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah, Joe's budget is crazy!

  • @Ivanus59
    @Ivanus59 3 роки тому +248

    "They are prepared to defend versus highly trained professionals, BUT they're NOT prepared against idiots!" LMAOOOO HAHAHAHAH

    • @shawneastridge8180
      @shawneastridge8180 3 роки тому +22

      Area 51 raid logic.

    • @cylthean
      @cylthean 3 роки тому +5

      I thought it may of had to do with how the antagonist weren't expecting such a small scale attempt. It sounds like the protagonist are unknown strangers. In regards to that, the protagonist may have a chance at engaging under the radar? Idk, this game is definitely not something I want to give a chance of reasoning to.

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 3 роки тому +1

      😂

  • @colemims6977
    @colemims6977 3 роки тому +10

    It's 2021. A new year will make everything better right?
    2021: 19:06

  • @esukyd2328
    @esukyd2328 3 роки тому +23

    "When you're here, you're family" lolololol

    • @762x69
      @762x69 2 роки тому +3

      Breadstick?

  • @Judokast36
    @Judokast36 3 роки тому +318

    Poor Alex, He so often looks like they are holding him hostage and forcing him to play these games, lol.

    • @RazielTheUnborn
      @RazielTheUnborn 3 роки тому +45

      I'm positive that is the case. If it wasn't for the fact he gets paid it is kidnapping.

    • @Frank7G
      @Frank7G 3 роки тому +1

      LOL 😆 🤣 Facts

    • @YourVideosDogchitHeresWhy
      @YourVideosDogchitHeresWhy 3 роки тому +3

      Pretty sure he has depression he

    • @phillyotaku2583
      @phillyotaku2583 3 роки тому +6

      MrOrigamitsunami takes one to know one I noticed but I love how he still tries I hope they notice and help him

    • @YourVideosDogchitHeresWhy
      @YourVideosDogchitHeresWhy 3 роки тому +3

      @@phillyotaku2583 ur rihht I have it aswell its kind of torture when ur the odd one out, another clue is that he has a lot of philosophys that don't tie in with Joe and Joe its weird but I can tell that way too

  • @KrypticStudiosCorp
    @KrypticStudiosCorp 3 роки тому +369

    "When you hitch a rocket into space you don't need oxygen, we got family."

    • @williamyoung9401
      @williamyoung9401 3 роки тому +6

      You NEVER cross the streams!

    • @OverLorD768
      @OverLorD768 2 роки тому +10

      Oh, boy, this aged well now that F&F9 is out.

    • @jaygooese4242
      @jaygooese4242 2 роки тому +5

      And then question why is there so many Fast and Furious movies now

    • @thekiller7994
      @thekiller7994 2 роки тому +3

      @@jaygooese4242 because family

  • @BioTechEntertainment
    @BioTechEntertainment 3 роки тому +3

    7:45 aww I was expecting the pitch down lol

  • @SemblanceandIntelligence
    @SemblanceandIntelligence 3 роки тому +202

    This game makes you want to stop playing it and spend time with your family

    • @kobra6660
      @kobra6660 3 роки тому

      Heah spend time buy all the movies and watch with the family

    • @AlphaladZXA
      @AlphaladZXA 3 роки тому

      I think people already have been for like 8 months

    • @sobari745
      @sobari745 3 роки тому

      The most evil sin a game can commit.

    • @alberik666
      @alberik666 3 роки тому

      Omg!!!

  • @DerAnanasKing
    @DerAnanasKing 3 роки тому +232

    with a price of 90$, they only need to sell one game to break even.

    • @HappyDude1
      @HappyDude1 3 роки тому +18

      I think the hole budget is going to Vin diesel
      Sow there was nothing left for the game

  • @ProfessorGopher2030
    @ProfessorGopher2030 3 роки тому +11

    Based on what I saw here, I can conclude that the devs were:
    -Completely incompetent at everything ever.
    -Entirely indifferent to the final product.
    -Scamming the HELL out of their investors and doing an INSANELY good job at it.
    Or all three.

    • @adlibbed2138
      @adlibbed2138 2 роки тому +1

      I'll pick the 2nd one because believe me or not these we're the same guys behind Project Cars and NFS Shift series, and how tf this game being such a pile of garbage is still a mystery

    • @verifeli
      @verifeli Рік тому

      @@adlibbed2138 Whaaaatt???

    • @adlibbed2138
      @adlibbed2138 Рік тому

      @@verifeli I wasn't even making this up when I'm saying this, and what's even more ironic the fact that the developers we're also made NFS Shift games, which ironically enough, they're saying that this game was gonna kill NFS
      which ended up so badly they eventually returned to the EA's slave pit they're belong during the Codemasters buyout, and the game gets delisted 2 years later lol

  • @daveelsass3020
    @daveelsass3020 3 роки тому +48

    Avengers: "I will go down as the worst game ever"
    F&FXR: "Hold my beer.."

    • @georgethemando378
      @georgethemando378 2 роки тому +8

      There are so many worse games than Avengers lmao

    • @IR-Fan
      @IR-Fan 2 роки тому +2

      Dom: "Hold my family"

    • @glenwarne6492
      @glenwarne6492 2 роки тому +3

      Avengers is not a good game but it's not worst games of all time level bad

    • @itsnumber232
      @itsnumber232 2 роки тому

      Hold my family

  • @ThePike220
    @ThePike220 3 роки тому +738

    this review will generate more revenue than the PC sales of this game lmao.

    • @VaidasMaldzius
      @VaidasMaldzius 3 роки тому +5

      its true lmao :D

    • @Japaneseanimeguy
      @Japaneseanimeguy 3 роки тому +38

      There's far better stuff to spend money on, like hentai, or waiting for Re-Reckoning. Just a couple of weeks to go. Maybe Joe will cover it since he liked the original. In the new year it even gets new content.

    • @rhodes9169
      @rhodes9169 3 роки тому +7

      I dunno mate there's some pretty stupid people out there

    • @TheWolfDude91
      @TheWolfDude91 3 роки тому

      Trust me, there are enough morons in this world on wich u can make money on... they will buy it

    • @wu1ming9shi
      @wu1ming9shi 3 роки тому +5

      @@Japaneseanimeguy Y-you pay for hentai? Oh, the games. Nevermind.

  • @acidsugarz
    @acidsugarz 3 роки тому +253

    "A couple years ago, he had a slip and fall in Olive Garden and all he remembers is 'When you're here, you're family'." oh my god 🤣🤣🤣

    • @DarkkingForever
      @DarkkingForever 3 роки тому

      I almost choked on my sandwich when I heard that. Lmfaoo

  • @JOSHCHIMICH
    @JOSHCHIMICH 2 роки тому +18

    6:48 the timing of that cutscene was fucking beautiful 😆

  • @notkimpine
    @notkimpine 3 роки тому +20

    12:11 my reaction to ellie and dina in the last of us...

  • @Aixalld
    @Aixalld 3 роки тому +426

    ""It's sad this game got delayed so much it was supposed to come out on the ps2 but was delayed until now"" lol

    • @762x69
      @762x69 3 роки тому +15

      Some Duke Nukem forever development right there 😂😂

    • @vegasthunder4208
      @vegasthunder4208 3 роки тому +8

      @@762x69 Duke Nukem Forever is game of the year compared to this absolute dumpster fire 🔥 🔥

    • @Waarghh100
      @Waarghh100 3 роки тому +3

      much or match?

    • @Aixalld
      @Aixalld 3 роки тому +1

      @@Waarghh100 lol its my dyslexia

    • @Waarghh100
      @Waarghh100 3 роки тому +1

      @@Aixalld LMAO Ikr.🤣

  • @mas8705
    @mas8705 3 роки тому +425

    Friendly reminder: This was the game that capped off the VGAs last year. The last "Big reveal" of the night.

    • @kanon951
      @kanon951 3 роки тому +33

      They paid some good money for it.

    • @thatmotivatedchris6749
      @thatmotivatedchris6749 3 роки тому +23

      What a total scam

    • @TheGloriousLeader
      @TheGloriousLeader 3 роки тому +2

      😂🤣

    • @Alex_Logan22
      @Alex_Logan22 3 роки тому +14

      mas8705
      Yea all I can think about is how poorly it reflects on Game Awards and Keighley’s disappointment/shame. He probably thought the game might shake out good since it’s from the devs of Project Cars, didn’t realize it was just a cash-in.

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx 3 роки тому +5

      Like nearly all award shows, they're total jokes.

  • @MissNeonNyx
    @MissNeonNyx 3 роки тому +34

    I love Corporate Commander. That character makes me laugh every time.

    • @HBKshowstopper
      @HBKshowstopper 2 роки тому +1

      I wish Corporate Commander was my friend. What a swell guy he is!

  • @ygolight392
    @ygolight392 3 роки тому +6

    10:45
    “WTF!! Ninety Dollars!? Are you- ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR MIND!??????”

  • @NebLleb
    @NebLleb 3 роки тому +585

    Sonic Fast & Furious Free Riders to Hell Part II: Mindjack Sample edition.

    • @WarbossR0kt00fSant0s
      @WarbossR0kt00fSant0s 3 роки тому +50

      More like Sonic's Fast and Furious Free Riders to Hell: Crossroads Retribution.

    • @KawaiiKing64
      @KawaiiKing64 3 роки тому +28

      A racing-shooting game that mixes racing concepts from Sonic Free Riders, Fast & Furious Crossroads, and Ride To Hell, mixed with shooting concepts from Mindjack and the combat sections of Ride to Hell
      Holy mother of god

    • @dylanaroberts97
      @dylanaroberts97 3 роки тому +11

      Playing that would put Joe into a coma.

    • @stupidragerantroastoftakes2981
      @stupidragerantroastoftakes2981 3 роки тому +4

      Gameplay like this can make Joe Crash and Burn Like Richard Petty at the Super Speedway.

    • @rpgamezzz270
      @rpgamezzz270 3 роки тому +4

      Oh god please no! That would kill him immediately. And i love Angry Joe

  • @jacklarsen9168
    @jacklarsen9168 3 роки тому +301

    Corporate commander is back from hell just in time for the avengers game.

    • @SafetyBriefer
      @SafetyBriefer 3 роки тому +22

      I bet that’s what they were alluding to in the video. Good catch.

    • @leeviheiskanen1271
      @leeviheiskanen1271 3 роки тому +16

      Gotta love Spider-Man coming to that game exclusively to PS consoles...
      6 months after game is released

    • @Uldihaa
      @Uldihaa 3 роки тому +3

      And I can just imagine the commander's gloating when that game is released. Being able to finally get his hands firmly on the biggest franchise in recent history must be a dream come true for him.

    • @Alex_Logan22
      @Alex_Logan22 3 роки тому +1

      Uldihaa
      Fast & Furious has been up there as one of the biggest franchises too, yet there’s a tall difference between this quick cash-in and Avengers.

    • @Uldihaa
      @Uldihaa 3 роки тому +1

      @@Alex_Logan22 You mean the game that has already gotten a mixed response to its "beta" (really just paid-for early access)? The one that locked a major character to a specific console? You know, the character that won't even be in the game until six months after launch (and likely into the first month or so of the PS5's launch).
      Are you talking about the game that has already sold itself to Verizon and Virgin?

  • @mravg79
    @mravg79 3 роки тому +22

    I watched number of reviews of this abomination.
    But this one convinced me - good laughter has multiple positive effects on your body.
    So I will definitely buy it..... when it is in bundle in a 1$ tier.
    :)
    have a nice time gaming!

  • @bodenlosedosenhose1590
    @bodenlosedosenhose1590 3 роки тому +12

    I'm happy that the developers behind Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing finally got together again to produce a legitimate sequel to their first gem.

  • @DCGMatthew1
    @DCGMatthew1 3 роки тому +218

    The most fun part of this game is refunding it.

    • @randommanofculture2673
      @randommanofculture2673 3 роки тому +1

      Just that feeling makes it a 10/10

    • @francisjohnson2374
      @francisjohnson2374 3 роки тому

      The most fun part is revisiting the golden poop of 2020: Ride to Crossroad- Retribution. Confirm.

  • @RazielIgor
    @RazielIgor 3 роки тому +375

    "Too much family, 7.8/10" -IGN

    • @beavisbonce
      @beavisbonce 3 роки тому +4

      Raziel Igor that joke has been done to death

    • @OmarAlikaj
      @OmarAlikaj 3 роки тому +2

      Too little Minions.

    • @YakAlmighty
      @YakAlmighty 3 роки тому +2

      This game really makes you feel like you're in a family

    • @sho9585
      @sho9585 3 роки тому

      that's too low for IGN standard should be an 8.5/10 or 9/10 at least

    • @RazielIgor
      @RazielIgor 3 роки тому

      @@sho9585 /watch?v=QZIR-eZdvGk

  • @amirhaziq7247
    @amirhaziq7247 2 роки тому +2

    13:13 OMG THE NOSTALGIA HITS HARD
    " *Flyyy off to the right and EXPLODEE* "

  • @MoonTiger88
    @MoonTiger88 3 роки тому +14

    26:05 were you dmca-d here, needed to cut audio for some reason, Joe?

    • @evinbraley
      @evinbraley 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah, what the hell happened? Does anyone what they said?

    • @darthcinema4262
      @darthcinema4262 2 роки тому

      @@evinbraley It was the music. UA-cam is super douchy when it comes to using licensed music.

  • @kachowski7081
    @kachowski7081 3 роки тому +452

    “I don’t think this game bothered with physics” ah yes just like the movies

    • @aleksandarsavevski377
      @aleksandarsavevski377 3 роки тому +20

      Yeah cause "Family"

    • @MegaBYSON
      @MegaBYSON 3 роки тому +2

      And the movies are great

    • @Pwnstared
      @Pwnstared 3 роки тому +3

      @@MegaBYSON They are, but he's right that they aren't exactly accurate to real life.

    • @Diablotiamo88
      @Diablotiamo88 3 роки тому +11

      Pwnstar your joking about the movies being great right?

    • @Pwnstared
      @Pwnstared 3 роки тому +8

      @@Diablotiamo88 well, great for what they are: dumb action flicks

  • @Thorin7
    @Thorin7 3 роки тому +299

    Remember folks: It's all about family.

  • @ZeroResonancy
    @ZeroResonancy 3 роки тому +11

    33:35 OJ doesn't even bother checking to see if Joe is okay xD

  • @st4ne4rmthevill63
    @st4ne4rmthevill63 3 роки тому +6

    The guys that make Hitman or Rockstar should make a Fast & Furious game. Driving mechanics, open option heists that involve cars & a little shooting & fisticuffs. It could actually be fckn good.

  • @lelouche25
    @lelouche25 3 роки тому +370

    Corporate Commander is just like my dad, he only comes into my life when he needs money,

  • @sands201
    @sands201 3 роки тому +607

    This is the best game since Ride to Hell: Retribution

  • @johnpoggers6353
    @johnpoggers6353 3 роки тому +6

    31:30 OJ was trying to warn us about Ark 2

  • @joshuasaunders7260
    @joshuasaunders7260 2 роки тому +3

    OJ parks wrong and dies "YOU PARKED WRONG" 🤣
    OJ flies past a checkpoint at high speed unknowingly "Oh"

  • @UnicornByDefault
    @UnicornByDefault 3 роки тому +174

    This game did ONE thing right and that was letting us witness genuine laughter from the angry bois

  • @Darkgun231
    @Darkgun231 3 роки тому +468

    "The game ain't worth even $20."
    That's how I feel about most Triple A games these days.

    • @djcogdill9263
      @djcogdill9263 3 роки тому +30

      It's sad what the state of gaming has become.

    • @Darkgun231
      @Darkgun231 3 роки тому +14

      @The Legend 27 Returns to UA-cam I've just been disappointed by the games being offered by Triple A these past could years.

    • @djcogdill9263
      @djcogdill9263 3 роки тому +24

      @The Legend 27 Returns to UA-cam The amount of game content locked behind paid dlc, especially with companies like Capcom last gen with on disc dlc, and how broken games like Fallout 76 and Anthem are when they come out as well as the increased focus on microtransactions with most, if not all sports games, and Fortnite is inspiring more and more games to do battle passes and seasons with their online content which I personally hate. There's also companies like EA purchasing companies like Bioware and completely running them into the ground then closing them destroying any hope of a resurgence of those companies. I could go on and on, but I think you get the point.

    • @IlDeimos
      @IlDeimos 3 роки тому +2

      Your not wrong.

    • @DeathCluntch
      @DeathCluntch 3 роки тому +2

      Bro NOT even for a dollar... it should be for free on the internet lol

  • @chrismccabe1795
    @chrismccabe1795 3 роки тому +10

    i was crying when alex said " he had a slip at an olive garden a couple years back and all he remembers is when your here your family" lol old school angry joe, havent laughed at one of these in a while.

    •  2 роки тому

      *you're

    • @R3in_Ch
      @R3in_Ch Рік тому

      @ ok teacher

  • @Vursector
    @Vursector 3 роки тому +44

    This, and fallout 76 reviews are the best videos on UA-cam. Good job joe. We love you

  • @GameRiot
    @GameRiot 3 роки тому +704

    Ahh I can hear myself

  • @nomissiontodifficult3054
    @nomissiontodifficult3054 3 роки тому +226

    Ride to hell retribution: Finally a worthy oppenent our battle will be legendary

    • @Sn0w_Official
      @Sn0w_Official 3 роки тому +3

      Gold

    • @someguy8951
      @someguy8951 3 роки тому +1

      I expect to see a fight like endgame

    • @villager01x12
      @villager01x12 3 роки тому +2

      God. Angry Joe’s Ride To Hell review was funniest shit out there

    • @bludfire01
      @bludfire01 3 роки тому

      I knew i would find a comment about that game 😂

    • @wacky-physics7506
      @wacky-physics7506 3 роки тому

      why always the driving games?

  • @the_NNPW
    @the_NNPW 6 місяців тому +2

    That wheeze-laugh at 9:58 got me in stitches!😂

  • @jvme0057
    @jvme0057 5 місяців тому +3

    9:58 has me ROLLING to this day lmao

  • @Darksky1001able
    @Darksky1001able 3 роки тому +334

    "16 times the muscles!"
    Me: 16 TIMES THE FAMILY!!!!

    • @creationsmaxo
      @creationsmaxo 3 роки тому +19

      16 times the price it's actually worth.

    • @Jargon.5
      @Jargon.5 3 роки тому +9

      16 times the detail.

    • @greenghost2212
      @greenghost2212 3 роки тому +4

      @@creationsmaxo 😂

  • @ElliYeetYT
    @ElliYeetYT 3 роки тому +549

    Looks like Ride To Hell: Retribution had a baby.

    • @AlejoConejo-vb8ln
      @AlejoConejo-vb8ln 3 роки тому +6

      A hellspawn

    • @sanken21
      @sanken21 3 роки тому +4

      @GamerCalledBen MMPR MEGA BATTLE also

    • @kobra6660
      @kobra6660 3 роки тому +2

      Theres gonna be so many sequels how much money can they get out of this series

    • @Thrakus
      @Thrakus 3 роки тому +4

      It is the cancelled unreleased Ride To Hell 2 they just added the Fast & Furious name to it.

    • @kobra6660
      @kobra6660 3 роки тому +1

      @@Thrakus it's the trailer to the new movie and just wait till they make a sequel to the game they really know how to milk a series

  • @toatakanuva4846
    @toatakanuva4846 3 роки тому +26

    I can already see this in top 5 in Joe’s list of top 10 worst games of 2020

  • @TrekoMundo
    @TrekoMundo 3 роки тому +17

    from the moment that he said "Oh hey mister diesel" i was cracking up.

  • @CRAZYMUGMAN
    @CRAZYMUGMAN 3 роки тому +157

    the dev's for this game were like
    "i don't care about the quality of the game, i got family"

    • @K4R3N
      @K4R3N 3 роки тому

      Ian Bell, Andy Garton and the rest of Slightly Mad Studios. This was their swan song, the studio got acquired by rival studio CodeMasters not long ago.

    • @TheStargov
      @TheStargov 3 роки тому

      @@K4R3N Project Cars 3 is coming out this week. They may have been bought out by Codemasters but they're still under contract with Bandai for it.

    • @TooSoonGoon
      @TooSoonGoon 3 роки тому

      Think of what this game could have been if not for a freak olive garden accident!

    • @justinavila621
      @justinavila621 3 роки тому +1

      GTA is way older and has better driving controls day 1

    • @dannemannen18
      @dannemannen18 3 роки тому

      Just like the film producers

  • @JamesPrime1
    @JamesPrime1 3 роки тому +221

    “Physics. I don’t even think this game bothered with physics.”
    Well, at least the game stuck to the source material.

    • @carolprice1389
      @carolprice1389 3 роки тому +3

      I know of a racing game with glitches even funnier than this one and that is wear you have fun the glitches.

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 3 роки тому

      @@carolprice1389 "Racing" is put loosely

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 3 роки тому +4

      Honestly those aren't glitches, they're on-brand, in-universe Stand Abilities

    • @vladthe3rd414
      @vladthe3rd414 3 роки тому +4

      Physics? Who needs physics when you have ... family!

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 3 роки тому

      @@carolprice1389 Is it over the road by any chance?

  • @count_dcinamon
    @count_dcinamon 3 роки тому +19

    Its kind of funny to think that Cyberpunk, a game that's not specifically a cars game, put WAY more effort and details on the vehicles than this supposedly car game. And for the same price too.

    • @theonetruefusky7681
      @theonetruefusky7681 3 роки тому +11

      This aged like milk.

    • @deadmemories1476
      @deadmemories1476 3 роки тому +6

      Lol no gta san andreas did better then both of these shitty games lol

    • @marbl3d45
      @marbl3d45 3 роки тому +1

      @@deadmemories1476 no gta 4 did all 3 better do your research next time

    • @deadmemories1476
      @deadmemories1476 3 роки тому +2

      @@marbl3d45 well gta 4 is more modern then san andreas thats why i said san andreas yea i know 4 did good hell almost better then gta5

    • @guillermo7298
      @guillermo7298 3 роки тому

      @@deadmemories1476 Driver parallel lines did better back in 2006

  • @MauZangetsu
    @MauZangetsu 3 роки тому +38

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Vin Diesel: fffffffffFFFAMILY

  • @ijustsawthat
    @ijustsawthat 3 роки тому +146

    Angry Joe video has more production value than the actual game.

    • @ProjectRedfoot
      @ProjectRedfoot 2 місяці тому

      Let's make a driving game where it's nearly impossible to drive! Also, we're going to speedbump the players by making them watch cutscenes and drive at 2Mph. in a game called *FAST* & FURIOUS!!!