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I was expecting him to use random.shuffle so that he not only knows the entire order in advance, but more importantly avoids drawing the same choice multiple times
It's just too difficult if you do it for individual pieces and pawns. you should just put (pawn, bishop, knight, rook, queen, king) in the list and then you just need to take anything that qualifies for that. Of course if King is the first thing you get you're still kinda screwed and it just becomes a "can't capture anything" challenge.
This challenge had an utterly enormous chance of going very wrong very quickly. You tackled it anyway and did your damndest to make it happen. Testosterone.
@@kazarinnWe meant doing it on the H pawn... we're just dumb because we forgot how En Passant works (H4 to G5 is not how that works, need a pawn on G5 to move to H6 to do it)
Ahh, so Simp has become the 100-rated paid actor that resigns after losing their queen, conveniently winning the other guy's blunder-everything challenge
The best part about this is that if your moves weren't so awful, you might get flagged for cheating, given that you were consulting an external program, making a suspicious number of your moves fall within a certain time window.
This feels like it would have been more interesting if Simp rolled two or three options at each stage, giving him a choice of a couple of valid targets. Only having one option each time seemed a tad too restrictive, even for someone like Simp who is definitely not a coward.
You need to remove the taken pieces from the list otherwise you might get the same result twice, and change from running the program each time you need a result to hitting space or something
This, but you know the entire list in advance should be easier to plan!
I don't think it'll solve any of the problems demonstrated in the video.
I thought this was the challenge and Simp failed to understand that like a total coward. I hope he will make another one
It would be less funny and most importantly, only a coward would do such a thing as "preparing a plan" in advance
I was expecting him to use random.shuffle so that he not only knows the entire order in advance, but more importantly avoids drawing the same choice multiple times
Holland
babe wake up, CANON PIECE (and pawn) NAMES JUST DROPPED
Edward's new life as the King has begun.
the simpiverse EXPANDS
He's used these names before tho
Not new indeed.
@@RandoStaRR not all of them
Watching this was torture
Seriously, was thinking he should have moved his g pawn since move 1 but he insisted on sacking all of his pieces instead
i didnt understand the challenge
@@duckymomo7935you can't capture anything other than those chosen randomly by the computer
@@DjangoUnSkilled but that would be taking the f pawn which is against the rules cuz the target is the h pawn
@@DjangoUnSkilled username checks out
I'm so happy for Edward! After all those years of hard work as an e-pawn, he was finally promoted to the king position.
Edward died so many times and became a queen so many times, he has the experience to be good king
Edward was a king in the original program, which it seems he just re-used now.
He just called the pawn Edward from the onwards.
Edward becomes king of an enemy that destroys Simp
"I need to stay alive. Have a great day."
We need to normalise using this line before prematurely leaving meetings.
I am sure your opponent was happy and saying “ finally.. a noob player i can mess with him “
understandable ending
It's just too difficult if you do it for individual pieces and pawns. you should just put (pawn, bishop, knight, rook, queen, king) in the list and then you just need to take anything that qualifies for that.
Of course if King is the first thing you get you're still kinda screwed and it just becomes a "can't capture anything" challenge.
A "can't capture anything" challenge could have still happened but this would have certainly made it easier for simp
let's upvote it so he sees it.
Your plan sounds suspiciously similar to something a coward will do.
Each piece should get an entry in the list (so 8 pawns and etc), so getting the king will be less likely at the start
@@guiorgy i like this better
This would be a fun challenge to repeat.
You forgot: "and I'm not a coward"
Which means he is
Maybe this time (and only this time) he was a coward
We already know by now that he's not a coward.
Well he didn't say he was a coward... He didn't say...
I demand this series continue until you win a game under these rules.
And by "demand" I mean "politely request"
i second this
Agreed! Please repeat the challenge! And to make it a little more doable, give yourself a free reroll for every capture you make.
You know what, the opponent moves like a stream sniper....
The Octopath Harvey was an unexpected, but totally welcome surprise
Indeed
"How the f**k am I supposed to reach that square?"😂
This was a really fun idea, it's too bad you got the worst possible outcomes.
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Close enough lol
Yes
😂
Thank you, I was worried I wouldn't be able to see a spoiler top comment so thanks for defeating the barriers
@@ButcherParry
You're welcome that's my duty
When the RNG hates your guts, it’s hard to win.
This challenge could be a series by itself
4:54 - 5:12 I can feel that bishop's pride on its aggressiveness, not realizing all those moves were blunders.
chess but I hope you are having a nice day thank you
When you turned harvey pawn into Octopath Traveler character.. smooth as mister Simp. Smooth.
Harvey's sprite showing up absolutely killed me.
I love how you used the Octopath Traveler sprite for Harvey lmaooooo
Loved the fact you put Octopath Traveler Harvey in this
And I supposed Harvey Dent from the Batman movies.
Nah what I meant was that he put a picture of Harvey from Octopath traveller over the h pawn
that has to be one of the longest videos without ads and disclaimers on this channel.
That 100 rated guy finally feels that he is crashing an opponent
This challenge had an utterly enormous chance of going very wrong very quickly. You tackled it anyway and did your damndest to make it happen. Testosterone.
The en passant should take priority over the challenge
That challenge was impossible, but you tried it. You are not a coward!
So I think Edward suddenly becomes the king
The Ocropath reference was hilarious
Chess but either player must be forced to checkmate their opponent.
This would be a very interesting challenge if both players had it.
Man, this was the best and funniest challenge in a while
That Andrew looks very cute
I think that's Gwen from LoL. Do not ask me how I know this.
@@deluxeloy I know and I know how you know
👀@@deluxeloy
1:56 bro forgot the french move
Your (oops, not) right!!!
According the challenge he can't capture that pawn before capturing H pawn
@@kazarinnWe meant doing it on the H pawn... we're just dumb because we forgot how En Passant works (H4 to G5 is not how that works, need a pawn on G5 to move to H6 to do it)
I'd like to see this again, or maybe a version where it is only pieces and not pawns
Octopath Traveler baybee!
Harvey! Wasn't expecting that crossover. I only just fought him for the first time a couple of days ago.
I would like to see this challenge again but with the allowance of any 1 piece or pawn taken between each target.
"Harvey" OMG an octopath 2 reference 10/10 channel
Ahh, so Simp has become the 100-rated paid actor that resigns after losing their queen, conveniently winning the other guy's blunder-everything challenge
That was pretty rough.
Ayo Octopath reference, this is like the last place I expected to find one of those. But I’m here for it
This is another one for the list of challenges I'd want to see retried.
I thought it was fairly clear the opponent was attacking your rook with the knight, but other than the random pawn move, good game.
"i need to stay alive, have a great day"
f-file that challenge.
Octopath Harvey as the H pawn was awesome :D
RNG was not on Simp's side
This guy already knew the challenge…
The canon, Chess simp rage quits like a coward ending.
Kudos for trying.
Also btw I would've just had the script scramble the list then print it out instead so you didn't have to keep running it.
That guy triple defended his H-Pawn...
This challenge sounds like unless you get really lucky your best hope is to get a locked position and go for a draw.
I can see this idea not being impossible if you can capture anything in order to kill your target.
You know, like a really determined assassin would.
Queen Diana and King Edward are black now
This but pawns can be captured anytime. They're like the nameless henchmen in an action movie, who cares when they die?
The best part about this is that if your moves weren't so awful, you might get flagged for cheating, given that you were consulting an external program, making a suspicious number of your moves fall within a certain time window.
a valiant effort
well, what if you get the same piece twice? You see, a random order or pieces, that doesn't contain doubles should be better.
I honestly think it was a good idea to take the h pawn when the knight was coveeing it because he might not see the knight defends.
1:49 no french move ☹
That would have ended the video
@@deterdettol i don't think it violates the "kill order", your pawn doesn't even touch the opposing one how tf is it killing it? a wizard did it.
@@kaiserruhsam say it in red
@@marutafrfx8910 it in red
@@kaiserruhsamwell what part of “exf5 e.p.” do you not understand?
The fact that Andrew had Chibi Gwen made me happy
I think a better version of this challenge would've been if the targets could only be the pieces, and pawns were free to take whenever.
Do this again, but don't specify the exact piece, just the type of piece (Pawn means any pawn, Bishop means any Bishop etc.)
Again with the "surely he'll move the knight he's been hanging for 5 moves over the bishop he just moved" line.
This feels like it would have been more interesting if Simp rolled two or three options at each stage, giving him a choice of a couple of valid targets. Only having one option each time seemed a tad too restrictive, even for someone like Simp who is definitely not a coward.
But I thought Edward was the pawn on the e-file?
It’s unusual for you to run out of time
Seriously, what an impossible challenge this game was.
1:58 en passant missed = day ruined
Dude, Edward is the e pawn...
The octopatgh reference made my day.
Understandable, have a great day too.
also: try this challenge again but exclude the pawns
Andrew lives to see another day
The moves of the 100 rated player are truly incomprehensible. But then again, so are Simp's.
You have to pop the captured piece of the random list, so it doesn't appear twice.
Wait wait wait....the King is Edward now? Edward has been a pawn this whole time. What is going on!?!?
Edward isn't the e pawn and Andrew isn't the a pawn?
1:04 no way Harvey from octopath traveler 2!
Good idea in theory
Andrew cosplaying as Gwen. Is there something you'd want to share, Simp?
You need to remove the taken pieces from the list otherwise you might get the same result twice, and change from running the program each time you need a result to hitting space or something
No, that's unfair, he should've played till the end
Gaol is pronounced "jail" as per your Pokémon video
At least you played like a 100 rated player!
It was so delightful to see Chess Simp fail this Challenge.
His play looks like a typical 100 rated player.
-BondaMani
i think this could be a more balanced challenge by not including pawns
Did pawn edward just become enemy King Edward?
I really want to see Simp lose for once.
Poor bastard 😂
Take a nice day off bestie
The G pawn used to be Guadalupe
that was way too hard
Love simp, but it feels like he threw this so deliberately after he blocked his knights from taking gaol with pawn to f4
Why is Andrew Gwen from League of Legends? Is this an obscure The Amazing Spider-Man reference?
Nah way bro declined en passant
Note that this program could have returned twice the same piece/pawn, which would have been terrible and funny
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