You Won't Believe What Happened

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  • @YourPalQWERTY
    @YourPalQWERTY 7 місяців тому +1413

    That Pre-move cheap shot was amazing

    • @arifezwan8893
      @arifezwan8893 7 місяців тому +6

      I'm definitely using that later

  • @xandrewvondiue522
    @xandrewvondiue522 7 місяців тому +505

    The sheer gigachad energy in that premove gamble was enough to decimate the wifi of both you and your opponent

  • @flochforster88
    @flochforster88 7 місяців тому +609

    This was a proper 100-rated game hahaha

    • @ahmadjauhar4562
      @ahmadjauhar4562 7 місяців тому +23

      Not really man, the opponent is either smurfing or having the best of his life

    • @BigDBrian
      @BigDBrian 7 місяців тому +5

      i agree with ahmad

    • @n0br.a1n
      @n0br.a1n 7 місяців тому +3

      This guy is definitely not a 100, maybe not very high but still a smurf at this rank

  • @Liebestod0001
    @Liebestod0001 7 місяців тому +603

    at this point internet crashing should not be unexpected anymore. but it is pretty rare for both players to crash. I guess we can say the battle lasted till the end of time.

    • @3xtblade652
      @3xtblade652 7 місяців тому +28

      I don’t think the opponent’s internet crashed tbh. He probably raged quit from that cheap shot.

    • @PauxloE
      @PauxloE 7 місяців тому +3

      Maybe the internet connection of the website crashed?

    • @wham_sandwitch
      @wham_sandwitch 7 місяців тому +8

      he lives in fucking vietnam
      of course his internet is going to crash often

    • @ItzIngenious
      @ItzIngenious 7 місяців тому

      I bet he messed up the rule, and just quit the game. Don’t expect much from TTS channels.

    • @denisofirst6701
      @denisofirst6701 7 місяців тому +6

      @@ItzIngenious nah bro, he had that in the bag. if he somehow messed it up it would actually be something for him to joke about at the end of the video, so it wouldn't make sense for him to choose to give out this inconclusive end.

  • @Nightenstaff
    @Nightenstaff 7 місяців тому +236

    Simps internet is two Pringle cans connected with a bit of string and someone yelling binary into it.

    • @Keldor314
      @Keldor314 7 місяців тому +32

      I guess his binary yeller went on a coffee break.

    • @Supercar2009YT
      @Supercar2009YT 7 місяців тому +7

      this is now my new favorite comment

  • @emilymesch7537
    @emilymesch7537 7 місяців тому +128

    Okay, which of us viewers is rich enough to upgrade Vietnam's entire communications network so Simp's games don't crash anymore?

    • @daotrongkhanh1205
      @daotrongkhanh1205 7 місяців тому +9

      My internet in Vietnam is very stable. I guess it's due to Simp's location in a remote province, not in a big city.

    • @fishamaphone
      @fishamaphone 7 місяців тому +33

      @@daotrongkhanh1205 Sure, but since I don't know what province Simp lives in, I figure we play it safe and just upgrade the whole country. It's not efficient, but it's the only way to be sure we get the job done.

    • @maitele
      @maitele 2 місяці тому +6

      ​@@fishamaphone Late but this is the kind of American nation building I can actually get behind.

  • @carsonm7292
    @carsonm7292 7 місяців тому +59

    The meta counterplay to take the queen when he had likely pre-moved was amazing. Well done.

  • @paulamarina04
    @paulamarina04 7 місяців тому +212

    this might be one of my favorite videos on here. really cool and balanced challenge, really smart cheap shot, double plot twist at the end. you really went all in on this one huh

    • @maizjsj
      @maizjsj 7 місяців тому +2

      FOR REAL
      I legit cheered when he said his internet also crashed!!!!!

  • @dawidwojacki5049
    @dawidwojacki5049 7 місяців тому +255

    Perfect timing for a dinner.
    2:00 You could play Ra2, that would've been a straight move, enabling a move to the right next turn.

    • @Joaquim1295
      @Joaquim1295 7 місяців тому +14

      I don't know if delaying development its good in this game rules...

    • @9volt65
      @9volt65 7 місяців тому +10

      rare chess simp blunder!

    • @TCG-Collector77
      @TCG-Collector77 7 місяців тому +7

      That's what i wanted to comment!

    • @dylangeorge5985
      @dylangeorge5985 7 місяців тому +5

      came here for this comment

    • @ez1953
      @ez1953 7 місяців тому +2

      Yeah but if the knight doesn’t take the bishop (since it is now guarded) then there’d be no move to the right next turn, which ends the video
      Edit: nvm I'm blind, wrote this at 3am and didn't see bishop c1

  • @mikkelcornelius6948
    @mikkelcornelius6948 7 місяців тому +266

    Unexpected things are happening so often, they are about to be expected

    • @moderndayvampire1469
      @moderndayvampire1469 7 місяців тому

      ...surprise attack?

    • @Koshak87
      @Koshak87 7 місяців тому

      Yeah, all those pesky crashes.

    • @ahbraveconscript997
      @ahbraveconscript997 7 місяців тому +2

      once is a random occurrence twice is a coincidence three times is a pattern.

    • @andrewk1800
      @andrewk1800 7 місяців тому

      Chess Simp lives in Vietnam so their internet might not be so stable there

  • @flochforster88
    @flochforster88 7 місяців тому +70

    4:41 Holy shit that cheap shot 😂

  • @AidenHardy596
    @AidenHardy596 7 місяців тому +11

    He's never premoving again

  • @Luizkohler1342
    @Luizkohler1342 7 місяців тому +59

    Jesus someone pls hire a better internet provider for this man

    • @fatsquirrel75
      @fatsquirrel75 7 місяців тому +19

      Vietnam's internet appears to be garbage. Time for Starlink, I guess.

    • @Luizkohler1342
      @Luizkohler1342 7 місяців тому

      @@fatsquirrel75 i also thought about starlink, but i think climate It is not very kind on Vietnam

    • @antonliakhovitch8306
      @antonliakhovitch8306 7 місяців тому

      ​@@fatsquirrel75Starlink also drops out for a few seconds every once in a while, so it isn't ideal for online chess either

    • @Snorlax108
      @Snorlax108 7 місяців тому

      ​@@fatsquirrel75 No, they need Jio

  • @MrSkyline11
    @MrSkyline11 7 місяців тому +13

    4:41 Wow, now that's a giga chad move, finally simp is not a coward! Congratz

  • @_wetmath_
    @_wetmath_ 7 місяців тому +43

    2:00 he can go Ra2 to save his bishop lmao

  • @Melio160
    @Melio160 7 місяців тому +16

    came here to talk about Ra2 but i feel the whole comment section is going to be that anyway

  • @reed560
    @reed560 7 місяців тому +1

    Can't believe you paid your ISP to act in this video so your internet could "go down"

  • @wariolandgoldpiramid
    @wariolandgoldpiramid 7 місяців тому +11

    This is one of the best challange videos on the channel.
    It really lead itself to some really interesting gameplay. I kinda wanna challange myself to play this, as well.

  • @prowl4661
    @prowl4661 7 місяців тому +1

    bros internet connection must be made of bamboo and go straight through a panda exhibit cause man how is it possible that your internet crashes every second video

  • @theendofthestart8179
    @theendofthestart8179 7 місяців тому +7

    I believe that happened about as much as I believe it’s butter.

  • @TheLithp
    @TheLithp 7 місяців тому +2

    I certainly did not expect all of those plot twists.

  • @VeryPeeved
    @VeryPeeved 6 місяців тому +1

    That actually was unexpected. But I was expecting not to expect something, so it doesn't count.

  • @skylardeslypere9909
    @skylardeslypere9909 7 місяців тому +3

    1:59 the bishop wasn't already dead. Could've done Ra2 which defends the bishop, and if knight takes, then Rxb2 is a trade while following the rules

    • @tamatebako_yt
      @tamatebako_yt 7 місяців тому

      yeh but if his opponent didn't take he wouldn't have a move to the right on his next turn, thus losing the challenge.

    • @skylardeslypere9909
      @skylardeslypere9909 7 місяців тому

      ahh, good catch@@tamatebako_yt

    • @jaideepshekhar4621
      @jaideepshekhar4621 7 місяців тому +1

      He had Bc1.

    • @ItsSkyWasTaken
      @ItsSkyWasTaken 7 місяців тому

      @@tamatebako_yt Bc1

  • @Bladster94
    @Bladster94 7 місяців тому +1

    So far simp's strongest enemy has been his own internet.

  • @panda4247
    @panda4247 7 місяців тому +2

    2:02 "straight move --> my bishop is already dead"
    not really, Ra2 would defend the bishop

  • @Milenakos
    @Milenakos 7 місяців тому +6

    this ending dude

  • @brianli6562
    @brianli6562 7 місяців тому +2

    Ok, it has been long enough now. I am obligated by intergalactic laws to let you know that there is an ear piercing screech at the very end of the outro.

  • @pv2b
    @pv2b 7 місяців тому +3

    2:00 why not Ra2 defending the bishop

  • @Lillyluri
    @Lillyluri 7 місяців тому +3

    At least the internet crashed at a good time.

  • @aguywhothinks
    @aguywhothinks 7 місяців тому +5

    Truly a roller coaster of emotions. The plot twist was crazy!

  • @AarushSehgal
    @AarushSehgal 7 місяців тому +12

    Simp should buy a good internet connection first!

    • @duongle1606
      @duongle1606 7 місяців тому +3

      I think his ISP is F**, I live in the same country and that ISP always slow for no reason in the evening

  • @DaanBruins
    @DaanBruins 7 місяців тому +25

    1:59 you could've played Ra2, just in time to save your bishop.
    Edit: I just realized there are three other comments saying the exact same thing.

  • @idulus
    @idulus 7 місяців тому

    One of your best videos!

  • @DehumanisedOnYT
    @DehumanisedOnYT 7 місяців тому +5

    2:00 Ra2 as a straight move would give Rxb2 as a rightwards move to save the bishop, no?
    ETA: yeah it's already in the comments, I didn't look to be honest 😂

  • @anzaia2164
    @anzaia2164 6 днів тому

    Why did my brain just go "2 3 1!!!" It isn't even the same sequence

  • @donnythedingo
    @donnythedingo 7 місяців тому

    *Something completely expected happened

  • @melnewdemon4873
    @melnewdemon4873 7 місяців тому +1

    I feel like you should just play a new match when your internet crashes

  • @TheRubySpider
    @TheRubySpider 7 місяців тому +1

    Opening e4 and making it a UA-cam Short would’ve been legendary comedy.

  • @tianyuema4797
    @tianyuema4797 7 місяців тому

    Great video! I loved the pre-move cheap shot.

  • @sibu1234567
    @sibu1234567 7 місяців тому +1

    That trstosterone at 3:19 lol

  • @lilarrin1220
    @lilarrin1220 7 місяців тому

    100 rated chess, but you have good internet, your internet must not go down the entire game, else the video ends

  • @Snorlax108
    @Snorlax108 7 місяців тому +1

    2:00 you could have pushed your chariot to a2 and on the next move take the horse because you have to move right

  • @mcknackus4721
    @mcknackus4721 7 місяців тому

    One of the best plays on this channel.

  • @carlsong6438
    @carlsong6438 7 місяців тому

    These challenges are getting better than the rest of late

  • @Roberto-nn6kb
    @Roberto-nn6kb 7 місяців тому

    rare disconnect countergambit

  • @BobzBlue
    @BobzBlue 7 місяців тому +1

    I do not know if such a varient exists; chess but you take two turns at a time, leaving the second moved piece or pawn to be also captured from where it moved from. Every piece or pawn is subject to en passant.

  • @pac665
    @pac665 7 місяців тому +1

    So why is it that moving the queen diagonally to the right and forward is considered going right but capturing with a pawn isn't allowed because you're forced to make a straight move?

  • @byronsmothers8064
    @byronsmothers8064 28 днів тому

    I feel diagonal moves should qualify as both the left/right and stright, as you piece has moved one of the required directions, otherwise your knights sort of can't advance forward at all.

  • @shanebecker8363
    @shanebecker8363 7 місяців тому

    your internet crashing is no longer unexpected lol

  • @joshuaspector8182
    @joshuaspector8182 7 місяців тому

    “Unexpected.”

  • @bobczech7774
    @bobczech7774 7 місяців тому

    Double internet crash lol

  • @orangeweegee
    @orangeweegee 7 місяців тому +2

    wait at 1:58 you could've just moved your rook on a1 to a2, thus being a straight move, and then even if he took with the knight, you can take back with the rook because that's a move to the right, which is the correct next move

  • @martaleszkiewicz5115
    @martaleszkiewicz5115 6 місяців тому

    That's a fun challenge. Nice video

  • @thesouthernist8174
    @thesouthernist8174 7 місяців тому

    Side note - you didn’t introduce your opponent

  • @Cephalon_Nodens
    @Cephalon_Nodens 7 днів тому

    2:08 Not going Ra2 is criminal

  • @thethirdjegs
    @thethirdjegs 7 місяців тому +6

    Is castling left or right move?

    • @CM.25
      @CM.25 7 місяців тому +17

      Castling is technically a King move, so it is based on where the king would move and not the rooks

    • @kaiserruhsam
      @kaiserruhsam 7 місяців тому +1

      yes

  • @minze8783
    @minze8783 7 місяців тому

    1:57 you could move your rook to a2 and if he captures the bishop you would have been able to capture back

  • @Penguin4096-si9fz
    @Penguin4096-si9fz 28 днів тому

    2:03 bro forgot Ra2
    pre-move cheap shot was amazing, but i don't know if i trust the last bit

  • @pianoman47
    @pianoman47 7 місяців тому

    This is solid entertainment

  • @AndrewBrownK
    @AndrewBrownK 7 місяців тому

    > plays games on internet for a living
    > refuses to get reliable internet service

    • @sleepyheadmemes
      @sleepyheadmemes 7 місяців тому

      He's Vietnamese, if they had internet that could survive a 3 minute blitz game they would be a superpower

  • @ent0m0l0gist
    @ent0m0l0gist 7 місяців тому +1

    at move 8, why not Ra2? It could recapture with a move to the right after the knight captures the bishop.

  • @sgas
    @sgas 7 місяців тому

    share internet from your phone with usb to recover quick

  • @CyberchaoX
    @CyberchaoX 7 місяців тому

    2:02 Should've gone Ra2 which would've let you recapture the knight after it took the bishop.

  • @nobodyknowsmeanymore
    @nobodyknowsmeanymore 7 місяців тому

    Play with two archbishops [Janus Chess]

  • @qwerty_qwerty
    @qwerty_qwerty 6 місяців тому

    Technically, "straight" would be any move other than a knight

  • @TmOnlineMapper
    @TmOnlineMapper 6 місяців тому

    Double plot twist!

  • @aaravbhandari4842
    @aaravbhandari4842 7 місяців тому +2

    Inorder traversal

  • @TheKindMoose
    @TheKindMoose 7 місяців тому

    you should have switched the audio to the left only, stereo, and right only, in that order 😄

  • @sammydavis5628
    @sammydavis5628 7 місяців тому

    Awesome anti pre-move technology in this one!

  • @Clopma
    @Clopma 7 місяців тому +1

    castleing on move 17 would have been a valid move

  • @wendellgutierrez761
    @wendellgutierrez761 7 місяців тому

    Indeed, very unexpected

  • @461weavile
    @461weavile 7 місяців тому +1

    Everybody's talking about Ra2, but I think it might blunder the queen. If you defend the bishop, the knight doesn't take it, but might sacrifice itself with Ne3, forking the queen, and the queen can't move to the right to evade and nothing can capture the knight moving rightward. I have no doubt a player rated 100 would blunder a knight in one move to attack the queen.

  • @theverycringenogoodname8453
    @theverycringenogoodname8453 7 місяців тому

    Can we buy this man some better internet?

  • @bificommander7472
    @bificommander7472 7 місяців тому

    2:06 could have moved rook to A2, if he still took the bishop, take it with a right move

  • @leep5038
    @leep5038 7 місяців тому

    IM KEEPING MY CAT

  • @mattevans4377
    @mattevans4377 7 місяців тому

    Who is Simp's internet provider? The British Government?

  • @sirlight-ljij
    @sirlight-ljij 7 місяців тому

    Links, rechts, gerade aus
    Du kommst hier nicht mehr raus

  • @minininer8976
    @minininer8976 Місяць тому

    Literally LOL-ing. Good on ya Simp!😂

  • @pinkunicorns3185
    @pinkunicorns3185 6 місяців тому

    2:00 what about Ra2 to save the bishop? Or is that too much hustle for too little material against a 100?😅

  • @tttITA10
    @tttITA10 7 місяців тому +2

    Honestly? I usually don't care for disconnection videos, but tou managed to get a queen and a rook for two rooks at the end position of a really hard challenge, so I will too count this as a win.

  • @sgas
    @sgas 7 місяців тому

    0:13 loooool, this entire section

  • @codahighland
    @codahighland 7 місяців тому

    It worked out fine, but I'm a little surprised you didn't castle as one of your "right" moves. Were you trying to keep your king's movement options open?

  • @jhowe5571
    @jhowe5571 7 місяців тому +1

    I've never seen the internet crash so much as when chess simp is finding it difficult to play a game of chess against a 100 elo opponent!🤔🤷‍♂️🤣

  • @mynicknameischiku
    @mynicknameischiku 7 місяців тому +1

    Why does your internet crash so much?

  • @Tredenix
    @Tredenix 7 місяців тому

    ...to this mosquito today?

  • @Aiden-xn6wo
    @Aiden-xn6wo 7 місяців тому +1

    I'll subscribe so that you don't steal my cat.

  • @lonelyPorterCH
    @lonelyPorterCH 7 місяців тому

    I guess castling is forbidden since its left and right at the same time?^^

  • @YouTBrown
    @YouTBrown 7 місяців тому

    Where are you from? I'm from Aslo.

  • @MrTohawk
    @MrTohawk 7 місяців тому

    wouldn't a rook lift on 8 have been better?

  • @IllIl
    @IllIl 7 місяців тому

    Hahaha this was awesome!

  • @saulkay8674
    @saulkay8674 7 місяців тому

    Ra2 is straight

  • @abysmaltophat
    @abysmaltophat 7 місяців тому

    2:03 there was Ra2 defending the bishopl
    Edit: I just realized four other comments said this exact thing😢 (I didn’t look at the other comments before commenting this.)

  • @PrincessPeriodFart
    @PrincessPeriodFart 7 місяців тому

    Jokes on you Simp, I don't have a cat!

  • @zbyszektesla6311
    @zbyszektesla6311 7 місяців тому

    2:00 what about rook a2

  • @kolaz4968
    @kolaz4968 7 місяців тому

    2:02 rook a2, rook take b2

  • @gwentarinokripperinolkjdsf683
    @gwentarinokripperinolkjdsf683 20 днів тому

    on turn 8 why not rook a2

  • @maicoxmauler2825
    @maicoxmauler2825 7 місяців тому

    4:47 dame da ne moment

  • @xaropevic7918
    @xaropevic7918 7 місяців тому

    Based pfp from the guy that suggested this challenge

  • @meks039
    @meks039 7 місяців тому

    2:03 why no Ra2???

  • @martrmbn
    @martrmbn 7 місяців тому

    Could have gone rook straight up at 2:03, and then to the right at 2:05