0:27 "capturing the woman basically removes the challenge" --> not really, it removes his queen, but it also removes your ability to move your king (since it can only move closer to his queen, and since his queen does not exist, the king cannot go closer to her). So while it makes the gameplay easier if attacking, it would also make any check to your king very dangerous That being said, the game was pretty interesting this way!
this 100 rated guy seemed so smug about his moves, always moving into a queen blunder, taking things as if he was winning. So satisfying to see him lose lol
White: blunders his queen several moves in a row Simp: but what if he discovers a long range bishop attack that pins my pawn? Therefore I cannot castle. The irony is that white captured that pawn later so if you had castles you would have had to capture the queen ending the video. So it was a good analysis
There's two simps inside you. One is a coward who makes the challenges easier and looses. The other one i s n o t a c o w a r d who makes the challenges harder and wins.
Oh, Star Rail music is listed in the description now. Nice. What was your opponent doing though? If you hadn't power-crept the challenge, that Queen would've been long-gone!
To avoid a foreseeable video ending blunder from the opponent you could change the queen capturing restriction to be that you can capture the opponents queen only with your king.
I guess a somewhat easier interpretation would be "If the opponent's queen was captured, your king can only move closer towards the last location of the queen", or "If the opponent's queen was captured, your king can't move at all".
100-rated chess identity crisis: after any bishop move you must move that bishop to the same file or rank it was previously, and after every rook move you must move that rook to a square which is diagonal to its initial position. The original square is excluded in both cases.
I would say, even if you capture the opposing queen, you still have a challenge. Not being able to ever move the king could be a disaster if they throw a random bishop suicide in
This is another one of those NTR chess games, except that this time, your king doesn't make a move onto the opponent's queen while your queen straight up touched the opponent's king.
4:38 When Simp played Qxg1+ I thought to myself: "Why didn't Simp play Qf2 instead? That would be mate in 1!" Then I realised white would just play Qxf2 afterwards. Maybe I was the real 100 rated all along...
I actually thought this was going to be the first "But who plays like that anyway, right?" ........ -cuts to end music as the queen takes the pawn- It would have been a very short but hilarious video.
I think you already did a similar challenge before where your opponent's queen invaded your king's chambers and forced your king to take her. It was a weird game. Edit: Yeah, the challenge was about the queen cheating on your own king. The opponent was moving like an unpaid actor doing the same challenge.
I think taking the opponents queen would be fine, but then you can never move your king because said king move is not moving closer to the opponents queen.
I imagine this 100 rated player was convinced he was doing great until the very last move.
That's what I was thinking 😂😂
how many times can a 100-rated player blunder his queen to a knight alone? Yes.
The thing about knights is that it's impossible to know what squares your opponent's knight can move to. So it's easy to blunder to them.
clearly his oppent had a give away the queen challenge
Players in this rating are like chess simp, they do their own challenges.
@arcaears this comment had me in tears, thank you
Every time the opponent blunders the queen, take a shot
Cripes bro I've got to drive next week
I didn't think it was possible to black out from a drinking game in a 5 minute long video, but here we are...
*dies
Alcohol poisoning, here we go!
I've tried, but my country run out of alcohol, and I'm just into half of the video.
Your opponent was not a coward
…but an idiot
0:27 "capturing the woman basically removes the challenge" --> not really, it removes his queen, but it also removes your ability to move your king (since it can only move closer to his queen, and since his queen does not exist, the king cannot go closer to her). So while it makes the gameplay easier if attacking, it would also make any check to your king very dangerous
That being said, the game was pretty interesting this way!
Yeah never thought of that
its still too easy, you just avoid and block checks
You can throw a bishop at a pawn for a check that requires the king to move. That early also stops castling as well
My thoughts exactly, and against this opponent it would have probably been worth it.
If queen was captured, king moving closer to her is Blundering The King.
Opponent: "I don't know what I'm doing but I'm going to do it as hard as I can."
This is a fourth time I watch Simp's video and my cat goes missing for a week. I find this is connected somehow.
Have you considered subscribing to simp?
Opponent be like: 100 rated chess, but I must blunder my queen with every other move
Mission failed, he blundered it way more frequently than that 😂
this 100 rated guy seemed so smug about his moves, always moving into a queen blunder, taking things as if he was winning. So satisfying to see him lose lol
I totally understand where you are coming from. It’s either that, or some kid who is about as blind as a bat.
literally bottom skill player. what did you expect? all they have is attitude...
1. Blundering their queen to the same piece 37 times in a row
2. Resigning the moment they lose their queen
3. ???
4. Profit (?)
he must have had a challenge about blundering the queen
"100 rated chess, but you must blunder the Queen 56 times"
I can't believe simp did not announce the opponent.
How else am i suppose to know he is 161 elo from Indonesia?
That's exactly what I was going to comment about😂
How did you know he is a 161 elo from Indonesia then?
That was probably the tensest game you've played so far. I was on the edge of my seat the entire time.
That has to be one of the most difficult games I've ever seen
I was on the edge of my seat for that one! Good video.
this was painful to watch
Exactly
I was fully expecting him to take your bishop at 5:33
same
I seriously appreciate chess simp solidifying my knowledge of Pythagoras theorem
Opponent was playing a challenge where they get $5 for every time they blunder their queen.
this would be a funny one to look at the computer analysis of. Plenty of zig-zag
A double sided affair is painful to watch
they are just swingers
I think you forgot to introduce your opponent...
that's probably why he was so mad attacking like that with his queen
You didnt prove that sqrt is a rising function. Mission failed.
Thankfully he played Ne2 and blundered mate instead of just blundering the queen again by taking the bishop.
That 100 rated guy really doesn't understand how horses move^^
That's plausible.
White: blunders his queen several moves in a row
Simp: but what if he discovers a long range bishop attack that pins my pawn? Therefore I cannot castle.
The irony is that white captured that pawn later so if you had castles you would have had to capture the queen ending the video. So it was a good analysis
Chess but every fifth move must be a premove. If your premove becomes illegal the challenge is over
I’m surprised your opponent moved a knight this game given that they have no idea how they work
When the Swarm King music started up, I clenched. That thing, it scares me.
For the whole 56 seconds
should've been "I cannot capture his queen except with my king" since that stays in the spirit of the challenge
the opponents kobeni pfp is fitting with all the blunders lmaoo
There's two simps inside you. One is a coward who makes the challenges easier and looses. The other one i s n o t a c o w a r d who makes the challenges harder and wins.
Simp didn't claim not to be a coward.
This variant shall be called: _Affaire Chess_
AKA the only variant where you are allowed to cheat.
Man, that was a rollercoster.
Spoiler
I really didn’t think there was any way you would win this challenge. Well played.
This is the 37th time in a row that Simp has stolen my cat. I guess I have to subscribe.
I like to imagine the guy being playing his own challenge: "Let your opponent take you queen".
Oh, Star Rail music is listed in the description now. Nice.
What was your opponent doing though? If you hadn't power-crept the challenge, that Queen would've been long-gone!
Huh? Music isn’t’t listed for me…
I love it when they play like they know the challenge and do the most batshit insane move that actually works because of challenge
Simp: I won't take the queen even if he blunders it. (Follow up with 5-7 queen blunders, depending on how you count)
That menu on the left side on the screen tho
He does that with challenge videos.
I can see the eval bar having a field trip
Poor thing had an aneurysm trying to keep up 🥺
That was actually pretty interestsing to watch, very aggresive.
0:38 pokemon wilderness encounter ahh beat
That was tense, congrats on the win!
noo! missed opportunity for bishop mate!
4:54 also because the square root is monotone
Was laughing out loud by like the 12th queen blunder in a row
Queen plays with her food.
Which one?
Yes.
Holy moley, what a mind to face in such a challenge.
Obviously a paid actor if he blundered the queen for the 37th time on move 8.
That's a curious game of disadvantage chess.
...
Wait oh
this has to have been like a very young child or something
This was a very satisfying win. Ultra-gigachad Simp.
If your opponent take the bishop on C5 simp would be real fucked
Actualy, if you captured the queen, your king wouldn't be able to move, since the "can only move towards the queen"
To avoid a foreseeable video ending blunder from the opponent you could change the queen capturing restriction to be that you can capture the opponents queen only with your king.
I feel like the appropriate interpretation of the rules was that if their queen was dead, your king could not move. Not a free game at all.
I guess a somewhat easier interpretation would be "If the opponent's queen was captured, your king can only move closer towards the last location of the queen", or "If the opponent's queen was captured, your king can't move at all".
Man, had me on the edge of my seat there!
37 is one of the most common number people think of when they are asked to pick a random 2digit number, another common one is 73
Checkmate with a queen instead of a bishop. What a coward move...
Counter argument. He made sure the queen was as physically close to the king as possible to checkmate, which is in the spirit of the challenge.
One of the best vids on a channel ngl
The rules for this challenge didn't seem particularly interesting, but glad I was proven wrong.
100-rated chess identity crisis: after any bishop move you must move that bishop to the same file or rank it was previously, and after every rook move you must move that rook to a square which is diagonal to its initial position. The original square is excluded in both cases.
gonna be a weird day if and when chess simp ever does a face reveal at a convention or something and he doesn't sound like a TTS british man
I cannot believe this challenge was a success
He be like me fr blundering queens.
You ain't stealing my cat!
50% of 100 rated people is actually a 500 rated playing a 100 rated challenge
I would say, even if you capture the opposing queen, you still have a challenge. Not being able to ever move the king could be a disaster if they throw a random bishop suicide in
Sqr root of 4 had my brain in shambles 😂
100 rated chess but you blunder your queen whenever possible ~ your opponent probably
This is another one of those NTR chess games, except that this time, your king doesn't make a move onto the opponent's queen while your queen straight up touched the opponent's king.
We're going star rail bgm on this one
4:38 When Simp played Qxg1+ I thought to myself: "Why didn't Simp play Qf2 instead? That would be mate in 1!"
Then I realised white would just play Qxf2 afterwards.
Maybe I was the real 100 rated all along...
this video is ultra hyper aggressively long
tiktok user i take it?
@@AphoticGoblin i mean, for this channel it is pretty long
Not the 5th time my cat's been stolen
indonesia not mentioned ‼️
meaning Simp is actually Indonesian ?!
im actually amazed you lasted this long
I actually thought this was going to be the first
"But who plays like that anyway, right?"
........
-cuts to end music as the queen takes the pawn-
It would have been a very short but hilarious video.
the drama of this one.
The opponent was obviously smurfing for a challenge video on making most queen blunders during an hour of streaming.
I'm fairly confident this guy doesn't know how knights move
Bruh this guy has to be a smurf trolling cuz ain't no way
great job
Chess, but the royal spouses are disloyal
Certified 100 elo
sqrt(4) got me
this game was horrifying
Highest percentage of queen blundering moves in a normal game on this channel? Must be.
I think you already did a similar challenge before where your opponent's queen invaded your king's chambers and forced your king to take her. It was a weird game.
Edit: Yeah, the challenge was about the queen cheating on your own king. The opponent was moving like an unpaid actor doing the same challenge.
Should have checkmated with bishop for style points
I think taking the opponents queen would be fine, but then you can never move your king because said king move is not moving closer to the opponents queen.
Coulda mated with the Bishop instead, but gg
Nice one! This game's PGN:
1. e4 e5 2. Qh5 Nc6 3. Nc3 Nf6 4. f3 Bc5 5. Qg4 d5 6. Qxg7 Rg8 7. Qxg8+ Bf8 8. Qxh7 dxe4 9. Qh6 exf3 10. Qxf6 f2+ 11. Kxf2 Bc5+ 12. d4 Qxd4+ 13. Ke1 Bg4 14. Nge2 Bxe2 15. Bxe2 Rd8 16. Rg1 Qxg1+ 17. Bf1 Nd4 18. Qxe5+ Ne6 19. Ne2 Qf2#
We need a queen blunder counter again
Man, I know 100 players are bad but how the fuck is someone gonna Botez Gambit THAT many times?!? 😳
4:41 that was square root of 20, not 10
I counted 8 queen blunders alone in this game. Jesus christ
Would've been way more interesting if you simply forced yourself to checkmate using your queen, under the challenge's restrictions