This Guy BONG CLOUD Me

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 130

  • @char1194
    @char1194 4 місяці тому +473

    How did Simp find the only 100 rated player who DOESNT move their queen?

    • @GTron13
      @GTron13 4 місяці тому +69

      Simple, he’s a paid actor

    • @WhoStoleKirya73
      @WhoStoleKirya73 4 місяці тому +22

      Unpaid actor moment

    • @Kniightisa
      @Kniightisa 4 місяці тому +5

      To be fair he did his best to severely limit and discourage queen movement

    • @kallocarina8879
      @kallocarina8879 3 місяці тому

      Paid actor😊

  • @iwuedfh
    @iwuedfh 4 місяці тому +452

    i love how you acknowledged the common fact that whenever you call a challenge "impossible", most of the time you end up winning

    • @LoveOryksNC
      @LoveOryksNC 4 місяці тому +12

      If the comment section spoils the video no matter what, Simp will take the cake here instead

    • @iwuedfh
      @iwuedfh 4 місяці тому

      @@LoveOryksNC no way, chess simp gets free cake

    • @ballsfrfr69
      @ballsfrfr69 4 місяці тому

      kris deltarune

  • @haelww1
    @haelww1 4 місяці тому +126

    "Jokes on you, I never wear any pants".
    With that, we learend that ChessSimp is scottish.

    • @rastraman1
      @rastraman1 4 місяці тому +11

      Or woman

    • @herrvorragend325
      @herrvorragend325 4 місяці тому +8

      Answer before kind of hinted towards them being a woman

    • @ThomasWagteveld
      @ThomasWagteveld 4 місяці тому

      Vietnamese Asian guy that's allegedly a disappointment to his parents

    • @Jimbotheone
      @Jimbotheone 4 місяці тому +33

      He's a Scottish woman living in Vietnam, confirmed

    • @herrvorragend325
      @herrvorragend325 4 місяці тому +6

      @@Jimbotheone deepest lore

  • @lovestruck5346
    @lovestruck5346 4 місяці тому +190

    Very nice challenge. I didn't realise how tricky it was until you talked about not being able to take that bishop.

  •  4 місяці тому +126

    That checkmate with discovered protection was clever!

  • @thomasfinch6292
    @thomasfinch6292 4 місяці тому +18

    “I never wear any pants.”
    The Simp Lore deepens

  • @deandelvin9924
    @deandelvin9924 4 місяці тому +70

    5:28 new Simp lore!

    • @Muinko
      @Muinko 4 місяці тому

      Did simp just admit to being a woman?!?

  • @RoundShades
    @RoundShades 4 місяці тому +52

    "Double check, there is nothing I can move next to his Queen, this is a free move"
    Me: excellent, so you got his Queen now.
    Simp: "bishop f7, checkmate"
    Me: wh-

    • @felixloewenich2202
      @felixloewenich2202 4 місяці тому +24

      Capturing the queen would obviously be what a coward would do. And Shrimp's not a coward.

    • @Bhgskeue
      @Bhgskeue 4 місяці тому +7

      That's the biggest problem of many chess players. Too focused on the queen that we often ignore the mate in 1

    • @danielhoang289
      @danielhoang289 4 місяці тому +12

      After watching enough Chess Simp vids, you'll know that most challenges involving the enemy queen, Simp won't capture the queen because that makes the challenge too easy afterwards.
      I think the exception is if the queen has a Medusa effect. Then getting a knight to capture it is still a good challenge video

    • @goldenking2046
      @goldenking2046 4 місяці тому +5

      ​​@@Bhgskeuewhy mate in one when you can mate with the opponents woman

    • @lmabacus404
      @lmabacus404 4 місяці тому +1

      @danielhoang289
      Also, not capturing the queen gives his opponent a chance to blunder their queen over and over, which is endlessly entertaining.

  • @mattevans4377
    @mattevans4377 4 місяці тому +27

    You ended up doing exactly what the challenge wanted, and used it to your advantage, lol. Bravo

  • @JV-sk5rl
    @JV-sk5rl 4 місяці тому +38

    Simp wears miniskirts instead

  • @JJ_R
    @JJ_R 4 місяці тому +74

    Magnets… how do they even work?

    • @ix67ml
      @ix67ml 4 місяці тому +1

      They repel
      They attrac
      But most importantly, they are heterosexual

    • @Polish_internet_troll
      @Polish_internet_troll 4 місяці тому +6

      Troll science moment:

    • @anzyroadside2374
      @anzyroadside2374 4 місяці тому +4

      Magic or fairy dust. Magnets are fictional creatures.

    • @TheAudioVids
      @TheAudioVids 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@anzyroadside2374I wish magnets were real...

    • @cbplayz2374
      @cbplayz2374 4 місяці тому +2

      Alchemy

  • @arifezwan8893
    @arifezwan8893 4 місяці тому +9

    5:03 “Chess learned me”
    Says the “chess simp”

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 4 місяці тому +10

    If the opponent opened Qg4, Simp could move the Knight from g1 to h3 instead of having to blunder his queen, and would still be in the rules.

  • @San-lh8us
    @San-lh8us 4 місяці тому +7

    that was a beautiful mate, the king right next to his queen

  • @marlysalt
    @marlysalt 4 місяці тому +8

    Nice to know he's so comfortable in his masculinity that he can wear kilts and skirts.

  • @jeffhoffman2018
    @jeffhoffman2018 4 місяці тому +3

    The discovered check into checkmate was poetry

  • @ChaseJonas75
    @ChaseJonas75 4 місяці тому +5

    I think you blocking the check at 2:10 made them realize they can block the attack on the queen, but maybe not.

  • @covid19sama
    @covid19sama 4 місяці тому +2

    It's like I always say: you can't be caught with your pants down if you wear robes

  • @Absenteeee
    @Absenteeee 4 місяці тому +4

    5:19 its very simple actually: as a lesbian im always thinking of other women

  • @vcscroll6574
    @vcscroll6574 4 місяці тому +1

    3:20 and he sacrifices... THE ROOK!!!!

  • @Kennedy00Louis
    @Kennedy00Louis 3 місяці тому

    Holy shit that ending was MAGNIFICENT, what a move.

  • @Matthew-bu7fg
    @Matthew-bu7fg 4 місяці тому +1

    interesting interpretation of the challenge

  • @magentaballthepolandball5130
    @magentaballthepolandball5130 4 місяці тому +1

    Thank you Julien Dubois for supporting the channel!

  • @tttITA10
    @tttITA10 4 місяці тому

    Niiiiice game. Very lucky Kf8 right at the end.

  • @redmon89
    @redmon89 4 місяці тому +3

    The way I interpreted this was completely different. Since Simp added the (not pawns) clarification, would he have to move his knights closer to the opponents queen every turn until they get captured or the game ends?

    • @shapular
      @shapular 4 місяці тому +9

      It says you have to move next to the queen if possible, not closer to the queen.

    • @redmon89
      @redmon89 4 місяці тому

      @@shapular Thank you I definitely misread that. Makes more sense.

  • @kaiserruhsam
    @kaiserruhsam 4 місяці тому +12

    fraudulent title, that isn't bongcloud

  • @RayleeRaven567
    @RayleeRaven567 4 місяці тому +4

    THE MUSIC
    WHAT THE FUCK IS 56 SECONDS 🔥🔥🔥🐞

    • @noox13
      @noox13 4 місяці тому +1

      Simp put the music in the vid description.

    • @RayleeRaven567
      @RayleeRaven567 4 місяці тому +2

      @@noox13 i know, im making a reference to the game itself

  • @dvorakgigachad1444
    @dvorakgigachad1444 4 місяці тому +1

    I only see M3 for some reason?
    1. Rg7+ (1. ... Ke1 2. Qh4# ) (1. ... Kf8 2. Rxc7+ Ke8 3. Qh4#) Ke6 2. Qg4+ (f6 3. Qxf6#) Kd5 3. Qc4#

  • @Noximien
    @Noximien 4 місяці тому

    Very well played, sir!

  • @arsenusthearsenalswagus4200
    @arsenusthearsenalswagus4200 4 місяці тому

    0:14 self aware simp

  • @spookykitty2327
    @spookykitty2327 3 місяці тому

    I thought blocking the check was a fail, but it isn't. The bishop did not have a chance to move as you cannot do any move that will leave your king in check.

  • @k_k_aisa
    @k_k_aisa 4 місяці тому

    Thanks, Julien Dubois!

  • @za5528
    @za5528 4 місяці тому

    Very satisfying video

  • @ZenoxX786
    @ZenoxX786 4 місяці тому

    5:29 Naaa he is playing with that extra rook.

  • @ural0304
    @ural0304 4 місяці тому +1

    no pants club

  • @Waffles17643
    @Waffles17643 4 місяці тому

    Damn never knowing what a women is thinking is a dark future

  • @ComfortingColourlessLight
    @ComfortingColourlessLight 4 місяці тому +4

    Never thought about it before but why would chess getting solved change anything? No human can beat a computer anymore regardless

    • @MrJSyer
      @MrJSyer 4 місяці тому +1

      I think its not about beating a computer, but if the game is solved, whatever opening is played there will be already the perfect response. So, at a very high level, the results will be known as soon as the first move happens.

  • @NoomStuff
    @NoomStuff 4 місяці тому

    Video 137 of asking simp to play fps chess
    UA-cam probably thinks im a bot at this point

  • @williamcampbell9859
    @williamcampbell9859 4 місяці тому +8

    This is the first time I have seen one of your vids with no views on yt 👍

    • @Zenyx64
      @Zenyx64 4 місяці тому +1

      No views??? Bro fell off

  • @theominouspigeon
    @theominouspigeon 4 місяці тому +13

    wouldnt capturing the queen be moving the closest to it as possible?

    • @plasmastorm8156
      @plasmastorm8156 4 місяці тому +16

      No, because it no longer exists

    • @electricfall
      @electricfall 4 місяці тому +21

      Sounds like what a coward would do.

    • @ix67ml
      @ix67ml 4 місяці тому +1

      And what about the next move?

    • @dex6316
      @dex6316 4 місяці тому +9

      The challenge is not to move closer to the queen. The challenge is that if a piece can move next to the queen it must.

    • @paulamarina04
      @paulamarina04 4 місяці тому +14

      nope, it says "next to" not "as close as possible"

  • @Kirokill1
    @Kirokill1 4 місяці тому +3

    3:05 I found
    RG7
    if black king E8
    Qh5 Rd7 Rd8
    or Rg7 if black king e6
    Bc4 pg4 Qf3

    • @LeviATallaksen
      @LeviATallaksen 4 місяці тому +3

      After Bc4 there's d5 stopping mate. You need to force the king out a different way.

    • @idonoy661
      @idonoy661 4 місяці тому +1

      If e6 there's Bf5 forcing Kxf5 and Qg4#

    • @Kirokill1
      @Kirokill1 4 місяці тому

      thanks

  • @gloweye
    @gloweye 4 місяці тому

    Nice. Good Game.

  • @lonelyPorterCH
    @lonelyPorterCH 4 місяці тому

    Nice game :D

  • @ottertvmtg6229
    @ottertvmtg6229 4 місяці тому +2

    simp only wears skirts
    very based

  • @Cake_Sauce
    @Cake_Sauce 4 місяці тому

    There should be a chess bot that talks exactly like you do. It'd make losing funny.

  • @JackVermicelli
    @JackVermicelli 4 місяці тому

    What does the weeb cartoon at the end of each of these contribute, or have to do with anything?

  • @Medsas
    @Medsas 4 місяці тому

    h4 doesnt stop anything... the rook can't take the queen, it has to move NEXT to her 😅

    • @ChaseJonas75
      @ChaseJonas75 4 місяці тому +10

      It “stops” her simply because the opponent doesn’t know that. Of course the opponent could blunder it, and they have, but that’s what simp meant when he used the word “stops.”

  • @davidtitanium22
    @davidtitanium22 4 місяці тому

    absolutely impossible

  • @wilh3lmmusic
    @wilh3lmmusic 4 місяці тому

    If your opponent did Qh4 you could do Nh3 instead

    • @LeviATallaksen
      @LeviATallaksen 4 місяці тому +1

      True, but as long as the queen doesn't retreat, it will only delay the inevitable.

  • @linuslucke3838
    @linuslucke3838 4 місяці тому +5

    4:47 Rc7/Re7

    • @Jetz72
      @Jetz72 4 місяці тому +4

      I don't think the spirit of the challenge would expect him to move a piece that's already next to the queen to a different spot next to the queen.

    • @linuslucke3838
      @linuslucke3838 4 місяці тому

      @@Jetz72 I guess, but that's not how the challenge was worded. And he often interprets stuff very litteraly

  • @Ziyanasto
    @Ziyanasto 4 місяці тому

    2:24 bishop has to go next to king?

  • @n0br.a1n
    @n0br.a1n 4 місяці тому

    The reading comment 💀

  • @idonnow2
    @idonnow2 4 місяці тому +7

    we want the old song back

    • @flochforster88
      @flochforster88 4 місяці тому +1

      Last Dance, and I agree

    • @noox13
      @noox13 4 місяці тому +5

      Naw, music variety is better. I'm more interested to hear what song Simp plays the next time it changes.

    • @Sior-person
      @Sior-person 4 місяці тому +5

      Nuh uh

    • @Alresu
      @Alresu 4 місяці тому

      You can't have it. It's retired on a farm upstate with other old songs.

  • @sonsysy4195
    @sonsysy4195 4 місяці тому +1

    Paid actor

  • @Knighterforker
    @Knighterforker 4 місяці тому +3

    day 19
    Chess but the game must end in a knight and bishop checkmate

    • @petersmythe6462
      @petersmythe6462 4 місяці тому +1

      By the opponent

    • @rookjameson
      @rookjameson 4 місяці тому +2

      Never going to happen. The video would be super long, which Simp doesn't like, and the opponent would resigng long before that anyways ...

  • @Cripplified
    @Cripplified 4 місяці тому

    Is Simp a woman? These end questions have me wondering.

  • @skasperl
    @skasperl 4 місяці тому

    Failed the challenge at the first move. Should have been forced to move the knight!?

    • @studgerbil9081
      @studgerbil9081 4 місяці тому

      he failed it at least twice. also failed at 2:20 by moving his bishop away from the queen.

    • @itsw4rl0rd
      @itsw4rl0rd 4 місяці тому +3

      The challenge specifically states that he only needs to move a piece next to the queen when that piece can actually move next to her.
      1 or more pieces can move next to the queen => Simp has to move them there
      0 pieces can move next to the queen => He's free to move his pieces wherever
      The challenge does not state that pieces always need to move closer to the queen. I'm pretty sure he did a challenge like that in the past though.

  • @Magoverso
    @Magoverso 4 місяці тому +1

    2:20 I believe it was NOT as FREE horse due to the rules...

    • @Alresu
      @Alresu 4 місяці тому +2

      I don't understand this comment. Please elaborate.

    • @studgerbil9081
      @studgerbil9081 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Alresu he moved his bishop farther away form the opponent's queen, breaking the rules, ending the video, and getting everyone to unlike and unsubscribe. Simp is a coward and a cheater.

    • @Alresu
      @Alresu 4 місяці тому +3

      @@studgerbil9081 But the rules do not state he has to move always closer. They state he has to place a piece next to it if possible. It was not possible here so there is no rule violation.

    • @Magoverso
      @Magoverso 4 місяці тому

      @@Alresu It was possible, just capture the pawn.
      Also he uses this logic in other parts of the video like in 01:20.
      so yeah, I think he should have captured that pawn with the bishop

    • @Donald_the_Potholer
      @Donald_the_Potholer 4 місяці тому +1

      EDIT: Never mind. The rule is active only if a piece (not pawn) is able to move to a square adjacent to opponent's queen.
      Though, in that case, why exempt the pawns?