The Bit Bike really seems like it's supposed to be this vehicle that reigns supreme when everyone is getting hit a lot, and use its acceleration and handling to shrug off the hits better than the other vehicles. But, nobody's getting hit that much, and acceleration is minimized in effectiveness when you get tossed around like a salad.
I feel vehicles like this are better when you are doing single player as you will be near the front a lot and constantly bombarded with items. That was basically the strategy I used to beat this game.
The challenge videos like these where you have a limited time to reach a certain vr with whatever setback the video features are definitely my favorite!! Love how chill you are, very easy to watch and wind down to :)
I used to like Toad and bit bike when i was like 6 years old, and now that i used it in many races and got brutally obliterated, particularly in the first track You played, i never understood how i used to like that bike.
It's videos like these where the protagonist simply doesn't meet their lofty goals, yet uploads it for all to witness anyway that makes watching youtube videos so enjoyable. For example, the most recent "IDidAThing" video was similarly not much of a success story, but if he never uploaded it, then the videos he (and others) make where success is obtained just wouldn't hit very hard. I'm genuinely at the edge of my seat watching someone trying to achieve something on this platform, no matter how small, because there is a very real chance that the main character of the video will simply fail, and the video will just end without much fanfare. It is because of simple little videos like this one keeping us grounded that keeps the power-creep of doing extraordinary things, and observing them, in-check. I think a lot of billion-dollar media franchises could learn a thing or two from this phenomenon.
Awesome vid. Everything from the mic quality to the narration and obviously the game itself made it feel like I was watching an old lets play from 2009 or something lol. Keep up the good work :D
Obviously the slowest bike is whatever i use, because dolphin doesnt acknowledge when i press the "shake wiimote" button and 80% of the time i dont wheelie because of it
Wow, it’s time for the underdog’s spotlight! :D Thanks for using the Bit Bike, it’s always cool seeing people trying it out. It’s what I use in this game, but with Dry Bones as the driver instead. By the way, there are ways to drift inwards in that section of Moonview Highway with the taxi and tight, rectangular corners because you’re really small. Kind of like using inside drift bikes but without the awkwardness. (in case you ever use this vehicle and challenge again).
an embarrasing fact: growing up playing MkWII, I never knew you could drift. I thought that was a feature added later (for context, I had only played MKWII and MK8D). I didn't even know you could drift until watching bean's content..
mama bear makes an excellent antagonist for the first half of the video - her disappearance really represents a turning point in the story; the arc has shifted from man v. man to man v. nature, or maybe even man v. god, or luck. the first half is lighthearted joshing among many likeminded comrades. the latter is hit after hit as the odds are stacked against our bit bike, insurmountably tall. and then the tragic ending. a masterpiece .
I've raced against that Mama Bear mii in her Offroader kart before numerous times. Maybe the WiFi rooms are small but it's still odd for such a large community cause we're not friends.
Idk bout y’all but I really appreciate the Kirby super star ultra backround music, my first Kirby game and hands down favourite of all time. Just recently found my little container that had all my old games. Found my Mario kart ds aswell my life only requires to find wherever tf Mario kart Wii went to😂
My UA-cam crashed right at the end of the video before I got to see the end of the last race to see if you did it and the video didn’t show up my watch history so I had to come back and find out what happened
hey bean! i hope you see this comment and respond me. correct me if im wrong but i remember seeing somewhere u play mkwii on a wii u, and i wanna know what setup do you use for recording your screen, if you could share i would be so thankful:>
Hey man! I used to play on a Wii U, though now I use a Wii with an HDMI adapter. I've used an Elgato Capture card for a long time, and the best option that's still in production for Wii or Wii U games would probably be the HD60X (though if you find an HD60 of any kind, that should be fine too).
What's your favorite bad vehicle?
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Yikes! You must have taken a long fall to land all the way down here! Before you begin your journey back to the actual video playing at the top of the page, let me offer you the free gift of a subscription to a UA-cam channel with a growing library of Mario Kart Wii content.
ua-cam.com/users/beanzard64
The tiny titan/ rally romper
The Wario bike
Quacker
flame flyer
I use no bad vehicles, but the closest thing that might come to mind is the dolphin dasher
The Bit Bike really seems like it's supposed to be this vehicle that reigns supreme when everyone is getting hit a lot, and use its acceleration and handling to shrug off the hits better than the other vehicles. But, nobody's getting hit that much, and acceleration is minimized in effectiveness when you get tossed around like a salad.
It's useful as a practice tool,but not so good once you've learned how to git gud
I feel vehicles like this are better when you are doing single player as you will be near the front a lot and constantly bombarded with items. That was basically the strategy I used to beat this game.
That would be quacker I think
I mean I knew that weight is very important, but it's just comical, seeing how much you get thrown around with such a light vehicle
I’m starting to think the bit bike also has the lowest luck stat
This is a tragedy disguised as a slapstick comedy.
"I used to think my life was a tragedy, but I know that it's a comedy."
I love how the mental went from determination to cope so quick when he got rainbow road.
"the next race might have 13 players"
Mario Kart Wii might be a fucking liar.
where does it say that
@@ToadSquad3after the daisy circuit race
@@ToadSquad3 4:41
@@MsCerealCat @pspfilms7505 thanks
The challenge videos like these where you have a limited time to reach a certain vr with whatever setback the video features are definitely my favorite!! Love how chill you are, very easy to watch and wind down to :)
Thanks so much man!
I used to like Toad and bit bike when i was like 6 years old, and now that i used it in many races and got brutally obliterated, particularly in the first track You played, i never understood how i used to like that bike.
lmao i knew it was u 33:26 mid race i was like thinking "is he bean? idk he may be bean" (im the guy voting for DS Yoshi Falls
also that squash in 37:29 was just cause, that was really mean ngl lol
6:40 I love how even the game hates the Bit Bike so much, it makes the blue shell hit him even while he's in 5th.
1-4th place had already crossed the finish line, so the game rendered him as in first
@@imjellyblob shhhhh
@@imjellyblob ah ok.
I honestly laughed of that was an actual mechanic
"This cannot be happening. I wanted this track so bad." Yeah, I feel that.
It's videos like these where the protagonist simply doesn't meet their lofty goals, yet uploads it for all to witness anyway that makes watching youtube videos so enjoyable. For example, the most recent "IDidAThing" video was similarly not much of a success story, but if he never uploaded it, then the videos he (and others) make where success is obtained just wouldn't hit very hard.
I'm genuinely at the edge of my seat watching someone trying to achieve something on this platform, no matter how small, because there is a very real chance that the main character of the video will simply fail, and the video will just end without much fanfare. It is because of simple little videos like this one keeping us grounded that keeps the power-creep of doing extraordinary things, and observing them, in-check.
I think a lot of billion-dollar media franchises could learn a thing or two from this phenomenon.
Awesome vid. Everything from the mic quality to the narration and obviously the game itself made it feel like I was watching an old lets play from 2009 or something lol.
Keep up the good work :D
Thank you!
Obviously the slowest bike is whatever i use, because dolphin doesnt acknowledge when i press the "shake wiimote" button and 80% of the time i dont wheelie because of it
Unless it’s a controller issue you could probably fix it by setting up your controller as a GameCube controller.
Classic wii controller inputs just makes it up on the dpad
@@omegamerk yeah that's what I'll do, I only used wiimote controls cuz I didn't know how to trick or wheelie on gamecube controls (I do now tho)
Riding a Bit Bike down a Pit Pike probably always takes a toll on somebody.
Was that a reference to Cave In by Owl City?? I love them! :D
@@lilycoffee112 Achievement Unlocked: Understood the Joke
I wouldn’t have the patience for this, Mario kart Wii has some of the worst item bullying in the Mario kart series
Wow, it’s time for the underdog’s spotlight! :D Thanks for using the Bit Bike, it’s always cool seeing people trying it out. It’s what I use in this game, but with Dry Bones as the driver instead. By the way, there are ways to drift inwards in that section of Moonview Highway with the taxi and tight, rectangular corners because you’re really small. Kind of like using inside drift bikes but without the awkwardness. (in case you ever use this vehicle and challenge again).
15:32 pain.
No wonder red shells don't hit in this game. That one on Luigi Circuit changed dimensions!
Damn, good video as always and I REALLY liked that match cut at the beginning, that was slick.
Thank you!
youre so chill i would be losing my marbles ngl
Blessed with a 44 minute video 😈
honestly, silly mkwii videos like this make me smile in such a simple way.
31:49 F's in the chat
Aw man I think that's why I get flung by many cars in real life by using the Bit Bike, All of those cars are heavyweights!
slowest is booster seat because bit bike can wheelie
an embarrasing fact: growing up playing MkWII, I never knew you could drift. I thought that was a feature added later (for context, I had only played MKWII and MK8D). I didn't even know you could drift until watching bean's content..
2:17 the "bong" got me
18:02 this WHOLE SEQUENCE was too funny XDDDD
22:20 "Okay, gold is green." Wise words
he said great mate
@@Babatunde_69420 timestamp me when he said "great mate"
@@sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555 he said "gold is great", mate
@@someobscuremusicchannel but he didn't say "great mate"
mama bear makes an excellent antagonist for the first half of the video - her disappearance really represents a turning point in the story; the arc has shifted from man v. man to man v. nature, or maybe even man v. god, or luck. the first half is lighthearted joshing among many likeminded comrades. the latter is hit after hit as the odds are stacked against our bit bike, insurmountably tall. and then the tragic ending. a masterpiece .
congrats with 2 place on coconut mall :)
Thank you!
We hit mama bear
Daddy bear : you what ???
😂
I love low vr rooms so much 😂
I've raced against that Mama Bear mii in her Offroader kart before numerous times. Maybe the WiFi rooms are small but it's still odd for such a large community cause we're not friends.
8:47 that was a scary ending to that race there
4:41 *internet dial up sounds*
6:39 blued in fifth place
8:50 that got me on edge
14:12 that rainbow road race was depressing to watch with that horrendous luck
15:33 oh and you fell off twice in the same area
0:57 DOLPHIN DASHER 🎉🎉🎉
Guys which one is faster, Bit Bike or me running a 6;57 mile, tell me in comments
Congrats on 21K Bean
Thanks!
Seems like you are really trying to make the best out of your Channel, and I admire you for that, well played sir!
really funny editing in this one. the effort shows :]
Thanks! I'm glad
28:10 conveniently cut self snipe
This is an amazing video. Editing is also so good
Thank you!
6:38 that's pretty funny XD
I kid you not, when I was going through the cups in wii when I was a kid, I used toad, and the bit bike, EXCLUSIVELY XD
I can’t explain how annoying it is watching you do a whole lap holding a bullet bill wasting every other item you could be getting
excellent music choice
please keep uploading videos like these i love worldwide videos
I appreciate it, thanks for the feedback!
Is it weird that i learned to hop dodge before i learned the proper pow dodge
me a european calling it the nanobike
26:04.... If you know, you know...
You're a real one
This is my new favorite video of yours
wow mkwii really hates sherbet land
Is there any instance or playstyle where outside drift had an advantage over inside drift?
*A wild MamaBear appears!*
12:04
When i first started playing mkwii i really liked the biy bike. Times were tough😅.
You have such a chill voice! you seem like such a nice person to be around
Thanks!
Idk bout y’all but I really appreciate the Kirby super star ultra backround music, my first Kirby game and hands down favourite of all time. Just recently found my little container that had all my old games. Found my Mario kart ds aswell my life only requires to find wherever tf Mario kart Wii went to😂
So… is the Standard Bike S any better?
I listen to these while playing online and I looked at the leader board and was playing with mama bear
i think the worst is either baby mario on the booster seat or bit bike
I can’t stop watching this video
My favorite bad vehicle is the teeny tiny titan
Lets agree when you play of-line every vehicle is viable as long as you know how to use it.
The pacman arrangement soundtrack?????????? Woahh dude
20:23 you're welcome 😎
6:39 Why was he targeted by the blue shell in 5th?
By the time the shell was thrown, everyone in front of me had already finished the race.
@@beanzard64Ok.
37:23 was the best
i love the bit bike i use it alot it cool
absolutely loving the content :) keep it up
Thank you!
Very good underrated content keep it up!
Thank you!
6:47 why did the blue shell went for you instead of going for the first person of the race?
Because at that point everyone else had finished the race, meaning that the blue shell targeted the first person who hasn’t finished the race yet.
@@anjacup1422 ohhh okay thanks.
are the ultra shortcut banned in online races?
My UA-cam crashed right at the end of the video before I got to see the end of the last race to see if you did it and the video didn’t show up my watch history so I had to come back and find out what happened
"im just happy to be here"
0:00 what song is that
The top song in the description
Idk how I managed to identify the 3rd song as being from Pac Man Arrangement but I somehow did
If you end up in 13th place do you underflow to max gain vr?
I use the bit bike when I play with my wife. It's pretty fun.
sick pac-man arrangement music
This vehicle was my favourite one
Just came out of a breakup, this is just what I need
bean what controller do you have
BEAN UPLOAD WOOO
10:07 LOLLLLLLLLL
I knew that Poofesure thumbnail anywhere
Bit of an odd questions but how are you playing online?
Is it wiimfi?
Yeah Wiimmfi
The actual goat of harmony ❤
23:25 You know what else is massive?
10:08 😆
How do you play online still?
Another banger!
hey bean! i hope you see this comment and respond me. correct me if im wrong but i remember seeing somewhere u play mkwii on a wii u, and i wanna know what setup do you use for recording your screen, if you could share i would be so thankful:>
Hey man! I used to play on a Wii U, though now I use a Wii with an HDMI adapter. I've used an Elgato Capture card for a long time, and the best option that's still in production for Wii or Wii U games would probably be the HD60X (though if you find an HD60 of any kind, that should be fine too).
Good Video Bean!
Thanks man!
Dude I'm afk grinding bananas in despicable me 4 obby for fart gun
34:25 Everything about this
4:43 ok
11:22 Why you should never text and drive