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Ranking every stage hazard in Mario Kart Wii
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- Опубліковано 5 лип 2024
- Enemies and hazards play a large role in many of Mario Kart Wii's tracks. Some of them contribute more to your average race than others, so in this video, I decided it was time for someone to put together a tier list ranking every stage hazard in Mario Kart Wii. Enjoy!
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There are two types of people in this world: normal people and oil spill likers.
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OIL SPILLERS RISE UP
Am I going insane or is this comment getting longer
OGs also remember someone from long ago who loved oil patches if ya'll know what I mean
and people who like crabs
im one of them
I'm so exited for the next summoning salt vid to include you
"You'll rarely find yourself playing offline unless it's time trials" Beanzard what if I have friends or a family
Right, this is a very biased tier list. The man would have a much different ranking if he just played casual races with friends (which, let's be real, is the target audience of the game)
He’s literally a Mario kart UA-camr what did you expect
@@A.A.A1477 But he phrased it like it was universal across mkw players lol. I may be nitpicking a little bit but like He doesn't know me
@@goinkosu I find you a lot in the comment sections of Troy's older vids
@@LiamDeege I've heard this before and I can't believe I'm still hearing it, since I've changed my username twice in that time lol. I was obsessed with his videos in 2015-2016, but I don't watch him nearly as much as I used to
Bro forgot the bomb car 💀
🤦♂️
Pretend I put it right above the truck
Ok
Bro exists 💀
@@beanzard64what about the umbrella
fumbled the bag
Me: I can’t wait to see where the bomb car lands
Me 29 minutes and 43 seconds later: 🥲😭
He said right above the truck on another comment so there you go
I hate when I’m about to win the race and as I’m doing a trick a snowboarding shy guy, tells me, “nuh uh.”
I can't tell you how many times the Shy Guys have killed my TT runs.
Basicly saying: Snow way i let you do that? XD
Shy Guy more like SHY B-
As someone who has played mostly offline multiplayer, the shy guy beach crabs and bombs are probably the worst, I’ve had bombs drop on me in the middle of a race lol
I am shocked! Shocked and appalled by the utter disrespect given to these respectable stage hazards! Misnaming them... how cruel!
0:53 A bat?! Excuse me sir, that is a Swoop!
5:39 And that is a Sidestepper!
8:52 Monty Mole!
16:50 That's not just any cow, that is a Moo Moo!
But aside from those injustices, great video! 😀
Not everyone knows the names of every single mario enemy
@@OmegaGlops A sidestepper? NAHH that's Mr.Crabs!
@@metal_pipe9764 _and they should learn from that mistake_
He also completely forgot the the bomb car
I like you
Your my friend now, we're having soft tacos later
the crabs are S tier, they just be chillin
the crabs are S cuz they’re assholes
It would if the tier list wasn't about how effective of a hazzard they are
@@metal_pipe9764Quality > Effectiveness.
The list should be about how much they contribute to the game experience.
@@koldonn1111 Wouldn't those things be intertwined? If the hazzard is more effective then you have to try harder to not get hit by it, and the track would become more difficult, so more experienced players can have more fun with it
Troy would say the *CONES* are actually the final boss of wii 🤣
I mean, those who have watched his vids since his early days would get that since the cones have killed him many times on Daisy Circuit
TWD98, eat your heart out😂😂😂
Bro when i was younger, i was SCARED of thwomps and chsin chops ti rhe point where i would refuse to play the tracks☠️☠️☠️
🧒
The ducks induced true fear in me as a child, yet I can't help but love them as a hazard lol
Cataquacks.
@@generalcrab0009Nobody gives a shit.
Seeing it written out, I'm not sure I realized it's a "pun" on cataracts? Like, you gotta be blind to miss them? 🤷♂️
It's quack and catapult. Guess they didn't want to go with quackapult
Having only ever played multiplayer with my siblings - some of these low-rated hazards are BRUTAL
Bro really mad that there is a lot of cars on a highway track
Thursday: literal fucking history
Saturday: ranking random shit
I don't understand why the cactus got C tier. Based on the rankings you gave to things in D and F tier, it actually should have gotten the worst ranking. You literally have to go off the track to hit it, and it's not in the way of any sort of short cuts or anything. I didn't even know you could hit those things and get damaged until I saw someone do it in a UA-cam video. That's really the only ranking I disagree with though. The rest seem fine. I don't really care much about the hazards lol I just thought the cactus was a bizarre ranking compared to the rationale for some other rankings
wrong, there is a common (higher elo) shroomless turn skip where you fly by right next to a cactus, often times hitting it and thus failing the shortcut if you dont execute it perfectly
He did talk about the shortcut where you can hit them sometimes. It's probably mosty a time trial thing, given that's how a lot of the other hazards were ranked.
I agree though, when I played this game as a kid I literally didn't know you could even hit stuff like that because it's not even on the track.
well, cactuses are pretty cool.
dude whenever im doing a race on coconut mall, those stupid cars at the end always hit me and completely ruin my race. basically the only reason i lose on coconut mall is to those dang cars. im pretty sure those guys arent even legally allowed to drive too.
Skill issue
@@battle188883you probably don't even have mkwii bro
@@CohenTaylor-yz3lq yeah you're right I don't anymore. I still think however that the sir above is blaming the game instead of actively improving himself to be more capable of dodging the cars, seemingly going for boosts without a care for the risk of the cars that will be in the way.
While I can say thats a skill issue, I almost lost a race in mk7 to the coconut mall cars cuz I just kept running into them, luckily so did the cpu's so I still won
ok maybe i was exaggerating it a lil bit by saying the cars always hit me
Calling the moonview highway music ok is diABOLICAL 😭😭😭😭
The ducks always inconvenience you at the worst possible time
They're Cataquacks, get it right 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡👽
Forgot about the Peach Gardens Chain Chomps.
As someone who doesnt play this game often anymore but loved it as a kid and watches these vids out of nostalgia, I feel like I'm missing something. Is moonview that hated?! I love that map, its my favorite course in the game and the cars are a big part of that. It feels so good to just dodge all of them while taking all the drifts in between, its the first track I felt like I was a god on and still the one I'm best at 😂
I think the reason why it's normal to hit the Coconut Mall cars is because they come up right after a hard turn so you don't have much time to see where they are and steer out of the way
Useless fact: there is one lava pillar in grumble volcano. It is at the end of the first big right turn on the left. It only spawns after the rock on the left side falls. The rocks fall at 1 minute and the lava pillar spawns at 1 minute 30 seconds and every 15 seconds later. You’re welcome
Knock knock
Whos there
A cow says
A cow says who
No a cow says mooooo!
you deserve an oscar
What's that@@Maker_7
@@louiswolfe5012its an acting award, but its sorta just a silly compliment for “your comment was funny”
@@Maker_7 Eww, not those comments...
Oh. Ok@@hexturne
17:31 justice for moomoo🗣️🗣️🗣️
Now THIS is the content I subscribed for
Now THIS is the content I've subbed for almost a year for
This is the content I should've been subbed for
Bro forgot dark water
I would’ve put the penguins in S Tier personally as they’re another reason why Sherbet Land is one of the worst tracks ever.
For real! S Tier obstacles for an F tier track
5:06 I can't believe he forgot that these cactus are in one of the battle maps and they are annoying because the borders are FULL of them it's easy to pop a ballon and lose coins when the Tromp hit the middle of the map and causes the sand to push you back
I didn't forget about the ones on Thwomp Desert, I just wasn't counting the battle hazards.
beanzard is so cool i wish beans were real
I'd posit the big explodey Bowser fireball may well have been meant to indirectly encourage people to use the faster, less direct side routes. Especially if that track was introduced in the first game with jumpy-halfpipe shenanigans, it would make sense to me to attempt teaching players to use the new mechanic what got put in the game.
The cow deserves at least A tier, it's so iconic.
Also, it happens to be my personal favorite, so there's that...
Beanzard dropping another banger of a video
Thank you bro
@@beanzard64 no problem! I love your vids!
Ya never fail bro
I also want to point out that because I am a god at Moonview, the bomb cars are nothing to me, the odds of me hitting one are usually none.
r/iamverybadass
Copium
I'm pretty good at toads factory myself.
In online multiplayer lag can cause the game to think that a player in front of you triggered the bomb car even if they didn't, causing them to explode randomly
The Super Blooper man is back!
grumble volcano/block plaza falling thingys: am i a joke to you?
the bomb cars too
Thank you Beanzard for this niche information about Mario Kart Wii which I will surely find myself utilizing in day to day life
Maybe its Mandela effect but i believe you can trick off the bombs before they explode on shy guy beach and that aspect i find super cool with a risk reward feature
As a kid there was literally nothing I despised more than those satanic hellspawns roaming Peach Beach
just put my fries in the bag bro
Couple of things I want to say. Mostly as a Kart main player.
1) MMM Lap 3 cows are the bane of my existence. They are right on the Kart line (just barely off the bike line), and make it really hard on TT.
2) MH Cars are slightly worse for Kart mains. Due to the pace required for good times, they only allow top lap 1 times through for Lap 2 cut (karts do 1-1-1, taking grass cut all three laps). Also, every now and again, the lap 1 one can squish despite you not even touching it when you are above it.
3) No bomb cars? (Also, they can be used offensively online if you throw a green shell at one.)
4) DC Cones are worse. Online they aren't that bad, but in TT, the tunnel ones are a nightmare, and the hairpin one on the racing lines are no better. Literally requires the pixel - perfect angle to hit them if you don't want to lose your drift (or slow down a lot). This is also why I am more than 3 seconds slower than Kart WR (despite the fact that I am using Dry Bowser FF, KWR uses Daisy WW).
Yeah, that's about all I had to say.
The best hazards imo are the coconutmall cars, and i'd say the minecarts in that one level I forgot the name of. And I personally hate the moon view highway hazards, and the snowboarder fellows.
Coconut Mall cars are definitely best. They have Miis!!!
Wario's Gold Mine
This is interesting because even if I don't play online things like those boxes break and in Bowsers Castle 3 item boxes do sometime appear instead of the lava bubbles
Most convoluted tier list ever
something i’ll never forget is one time, a grumble volcano meteor cracked on a blue shell and dodged me for free. 10 year old me was astonished
Has anyone else made a turn on a Koopa cape and see a goomba, but think it’s a mushroom?
29:17 I wasn't expecting to hear music from GBA Battle for Bikini Bottom, but I am thrilled that I am not the only one that likes the music from that game lol.
the bat slander will not be tolerated, they do their job perfectly. bats don’t attack humans because they can’t see. they “see” (with echo location) a threatening disturbance, all scurry out the cave, and just kinda slap into whatever is in their path.
The entire portion of my brain responisble for nostalgia erupted once I saw that oil spill texture.
"It does it's job. I'm not quite sure what it's job is." Lol It's very cute and fun listening to your thought process. Also don't worry, I'm quite sure I'll be able to hit those oil spills 😄
You forgot the chain chomps that move (without the chain) in Peach Gardens ! ! 😊
Hello bean, I am late to the video because i was in Chicago, glad to see your videos, I was trying go on the internet for a minimal the internet during the trip
Thank you! I hope your trip was nice
0:10
The fact that you used Eternal Sonata music made me realise I wasn't subscribed and immediately rectify that error HELL YEAH ETERNAL SONATA
I HATE the cataquacks with a PASSION. Me and my brother have a wii mini that we played a lot in our childhood, it wasn’t connected to the internet so the cataquacks were the absolute worst. My brother got it back out recently of storage and I dread playing Peach Beach.
Am i the only one waiting for summoning salt to make a third mkwii vid with bean in?
5:38 moment of unsatisfaction 😭
I think I would have separated the moving/stationary moles and crates, since they are almost a different hazard. (maybe Thwomps too)
Also, the Raceway piranha plants could be B tier, if you take their potential for hiding bananas into account (especially on the last turn).
Aside from that, I completely agree with this list! 👍
I've been sniped by those bombs on several occasions, impossible to dodge when they hit you before they hit the ground xD
loved that intro lol
The two worst hazards that came to mind were the cars from moonview highway and the void from rainbow road
nvm guess the void isnt a hazard, imo the deathpoints should count
Id say the penguins and the Minecart.
that intro was perfect.
i liked how you also put some tomodachi collection's soundtrack in the intro as well
Glad you liked it!
I definitely remember the crates breaking offline, not on time trials though that's correct.
The "flame is sometimes an item box" thing also happens offline, but of course not on time trials.
I used to always play offline. Only played online once, and that's because soon after the servers were shut down.
you should speedrun hitting every hazard 💀
The Bob-omb karts in Moonview Highway, the Piranha Plants in Waluigi Stadium and the umbrellas in Shy Guy Beach were the best hazards in this ranking imo 😂😂😂
Awesome seeing you again bro! Hope your day is going well g wonderful, and awesome video as always! 👍
Thank you man!
I'm not someone who plays MK a lot, but as someone who played a lot of MK Wii with my siblings as a kid, I feel like the cars at the end of Coconut Mall weren't tricky bc they're slow, but bc they have such a massive hotbox, especially in comparison to how wide the track is
nah man we arent taking that moonview slander ("Okay music" ???). We have very different ideas of a good or bad hazard lol. goomba gotta be S tier with the risk reward of shroomba tech (missing the shell throw usually means you run into the goomba)
Lets goo, bean uploaded, time to stop everything im doing
I've played MKWii since 2010 and have never been online
I can help you to play online in 2k24
The zapper is definitely the best hazard. It is S.
This is the one of the videos of all time
I’ve not played Mario kart wii much I’m excited to see this cause it’ll most likely be entertaining
Also amazing music at 0:22
They said it couldn't be done. Beanzard said it just hasn't been done
The worst hazard in the entire game are ALL OF THE WALLS
When's the battle mode hazards ranking coming out? Who could forget such classics as, giant thwomp hole, and huge chain chomp ball?
It was cool seeing you in the Yoshi kart stream a while back!
Ok good. For a second there I thought he was just going to show us all the hazards and not tell us if they were in ascending or descending order
Where’s the bomb car, you forgot the main reason I like that track
As a statistician this distribution makes me very happy.
I really like how this tier list is arranged in order of how badly the hazards will ruin your day. A lesser man would let personal biases and frustrations get in the way but you respect the craft
You forgot the deadliest hazard of all... gravity.
The bats on dry dry ruins are 100000% more annoying that the Wario Goldmine ones - those things have bumped me off on the final ramp an unfathomable amount of times
all of your videos are so soothing! wonderful gameplay.
Thanks!
Moon view highway is my favorite course in the game man!!!!一体何！
“2 tracks come to mind when i think of them, GCN Mario Circuit, and Wii Mario Circuit!”
…*Me thinking about ds peach gardens when theyre most effective cause they’re off the chain-
Great video! I'm really loving the tier list videos. I'd consider the bats to be a C tier hazard due to it being possible to (sort of) weasle your way past on the right side of the entrance to the mine.
If you know where the bats usually go, it shouldn't be too bad.
Glad you liked it, thanks!
Moon view highway soundtrack slander will NOT be tolerated
The crabs, all together on the track, are a huge pain and definitely deserve their high rank!
Cataqaucks Are Cute ☺️
Penguins Are Too Cute ☺️
imagine cataquack plushie ☺️
☺️
Bro forgot about the roaming chomps on peach gardens
Ngl watching your videos make me want to get back into Mario kart
Some of them are big, some of them are small, some of them are. Love this vid ngl
Thanks!
"You can just barely not make it past the thwomp"
Me when I turn slightly to the right and then left:
I formally challenge you to a 16 track 1v1 bit bike only anything goes
I'm thinking the boxes in TF have magic powder or something so when they get squeezed they turn into item boxes. The ones of DSDS are prop supply crates. Mario kart lore is funny.
you gotta do all the positive road things next. like speed boosts, item boxes, etc
10:35 I have. It’s the little guys. Any little guy is my favorite
Another difference between the car and the truck is that you can do tricks on the top of the trucks.
The oil spill is s+ tier be fr
Why am I getting the most random ranking videos lately. Hey I ain't complaining
22:14 I think that those would be considered lava bombs. (actual term)