Considering the fact that my family is mostly in the uk and I’m first gen American and only American in my family I have to say that it has in fact perturbed me significantly
LoL To be faire "Taxation" during the years of the Revolution ment sending in the troops to collect your valluable shit. If you'd oppose it, you might very well end up on the guillotine, so it would be more of a "TO THE GUILLOTINE??????!"
10:29 reminds me of this quote from TF2's Administrator: "Plutonium isn't smart, Miss Pauling. That doesn't mean it won't kill you if you don't keep tabs on where it is and what it's doing at all times."
About the woman with the "girl or abortion": we should let her give birth, give the baby to a loving family and then eat her and her soul or give her soul to the devil, depends on what is worse. But the baby deserves a good life.
9:36 Are we all just going to ignore the implication that expressing intent to consume someone's soul and give their flesh to someone else is monetization safe.
Lexi's insults are so unexpected I need a book of all of them so I can deal 69,420 psychological damage in every argument and also so that I can open a book and feel the pain of "THE GUILLOTINE"
Me: uncontrollable wheezing throughout the entire video Video: 'if you enjoyed anything you saw today I'm genuinely concerned for you' Me: okay guess it time to go and talk to my therapist
10:14 This happens to me, but with UA-cam. the most awkward meme pops up and my mom comes into my room at that exact moment. I had to show her the title of one of the meme videos I was watching just to let her know that i had no idea this specific meme would be on my screen.
@@TheLexikitty whatever you want, you lovely and energetic oreo biscuit- I just really love the energy you radiate, it's so lively and fun- also, I think your podcast would be really funny! You have a great sense of humor, whenever I watch you, I can't stop laughing!
I had a really bad morning, I spent 2 hours finding my glasses when it was in my desk drawer then cried for another 20 minutes. Thanks for making me laugh Lexi.
9:05 My cousin is doing that. She only allows her male toddler to wear pink clothes, including dresses. This is not the first embarrassing, brain-dead thing she's done. In case you were wondering, she's single (again).
[Verse 1] I'm Mr. King Dice, I'm the gamest in the land I never play nice, I'm the Devil's right hand man I can't let you pass 'cause you ain't done everything Bring me those contracts, come on, bring 'em to the king If you haven't finished your task, haven't worked assiduously No, I cannot you let you pass, don't you mess with me [Chorus] Don't mess with King Dice (Don't mess with King Dice) Don't mess with me (Don't mess with him) Don't mess with King Dice (Don't mess with King Dice) Don't mess with me! [Verse 2] I'm Mr. King Dice, heed just what I say The Devil has his price and I'll make sure you pay I don't have time to mess 'round and I hope you will agree Bring me those contracts, pronto, don't you mess with me [Chorus] Don't mess with King Dice (Don't mess with King Dice) Don't mess with me (Don't mess with him) Don't mess with King Dice (Don't mess with King Dice) Don't mess with me!
"I think we just pissed off all the tea drinkers and made all the coffee drinkers very happy" Me, who likes both tea AND coffee- **Confused Screaming**
Ok so, here's an alert. There's a political bots all over the place in among us. Switch to European servers in among us to avoid. Or anything else than American servers. Thanks for your time reading this comment.
@@PotatoesAreCool_ Bots are coded to say specific things. If you program it to spam either side of the election, you got yourself one hell of an annoying time
...Im ten seconds in, and I'm reminded how far this channel has gotten with its animations. Maybe l one day tall can take the Oz Media route and have sprites for some people. That's what I want
9:40 that, my friend, is a draft with a foul smell. It also served as the toilets installed in castle walls during medieval times. Some chutes just came straight down the wall and emptied into the moat. I know this because the rain still leaves stains on the walls of their ruins to this day. Smells a lot better though.
"i think your soul would be great on toast and we can give your flesh to that other guy" is such a powerful statement
Its so frank and polite.
Sorry, I think he's running out of room in the pantry
And he also had some demonitization words to say
@That One Guy Who Comments. Don't worry, you have your entire life to find out.
Ginger here and I don't even want her soul. Dying by food poisoning is a horrible way to go out
“I think your soul will be great on toast”
Me: “deflating Seagull nosies”
i didnt know seagulls watch this. or even have phones.
@@NyanKyat well we have to steal them. We can’t hold money because it would rip in our grip. PHONES ON THE OTHER HAND
@Skull Bird I'm not giving your soul back
Dyson vacuum noises*
DEFLATED SEA BIRD
"Oh cool another emkay video."
*hears Lexi's iconic crack head voice*
*"y e s"*
Wow the personality
loveth cult
*YES Junipest*
Lol
9:31
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent." - Qui-Gon Jinn, The Phantom Menace.
Sorry for spelling it wrong
"Smashing people's Androids and giving them iPhones"
Thanks. I can sell this and buy myself another Android, as well as a few other things I need.
@random punkleton booga booga Thanks
i would do this to lol
Competition between the two is fierce, my friend.
Yup, they sell more than they're worth even 2nd hand! Apple reeeaaaly knows how to milk an audience dry
90th like
When someone steals ur car but now the body in the trunk is their problem now: haha (cries)
The car theith: Someone call the police there's a body in the car I stole.
The police: thank you, you are under arrest.
Yep
i know that feeling
Joe Mama now you don’t have anything to come in
N...no
"things not to do while sick: yoda impression"
2019: i hope you get better :)
2020: anakin. start panakin. i dont have a planakin.
Nice
It's Panakin Skywalker
START RANAKIN
Lexi in the morning? Hell yeah. *edit* 5:47 is so metal. Who would have thought firefighters and fire would join forces. Gnarly
Yeah France does not fool around when it comes to protesting.
-But when it's a world war though...-
_youve become the very thing you swore do destroy_
@@belokuikini271 The French had flame launchers for their police. They really don't mess around nowadays
Another Fire-Fighting type? Seriously Gamefreak?
@@vacexpert2020 so... firebending?
0:40 “I think we might’ve pissed off all the tea drinkers and made all the coffee drinkers happy” British me: indeed you have sir
*hits blunt* dude....coffee is just nonbritish tea
Me who drinks both coffee and tea: *confusion*
American me: *write that down, we could use it for emigration purposes!*
Considering the fact that my family is mostly in the uk and I’m first gen American and only American in my family I have to say that it has in fact perturbed me significantly
“I what up sexy, I’m Lexie!”
Me: “Stop. Don’t give me false hope...”
Facts 😩😭
help my mom found out i pooped
@@ritardando3641 ... WHAT
r/cursed comments
@@ritardando3641 ...
Yes, everyone knows the perfect speed to launch a baby is 30 mph smh
No no no no... you got it wrong. It should be 150mph.
× aleph nole
Oh? I was doing 55 mph. Maybe that’s why they exploded
Ur life broadcast starts at 1:51 pm right
Why 30
8:52
allyah, Satan said he has a spot in line in Hell for people to go to Extra Hell
Nah, she's going to Extra Extra Extra EXTRA Hell.
Fast AK-47 reload
Hold on let me get the life syringe and the deadly torture devices so we can torture her for all eternity and if she dies we bring her back
What social media is this on, i want to go bully her
@@user-tu5gj5nz8b I believe Twitter.
"TO THE GUILLOTINE!" - French tax payer during the revolution
LoL
To be faire "Taxation" during the years of the Revolution ment sending in the troops to collect your valluable shit. If you'd oppose it, you might very well end up on the guillotine, so it would be more of a "TO THE GUILLOTINE??????!"
@@geniemiki" you have a field good there is a tax for that"
"But i need to feed my family"
Good there is a tax for having family and food"
CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP
OhhHhhHH NooOOOooOOo
@@SnailSnail-lo4pm haha! Funny- *CHOP*
seeing other people on emkay do cursed comments really does showcase how much of a chaotic neutral chad Damien is whenever he does these.
Lexi is too wholesome for this this feed but it also it's nice that she gives Damon and Robin a break from it occasionally
"What’s up sexy I'm Lexi." YES. YES. MY QUEEN HAS RETURNED. ALL HAIL! ALL HAIIILLLDJSJ
HAIIII 💞💙🖤💙💞
Lexi I just wanted to say you are my favorite narrator and I was concerned you got the rona
@@lunarwings4481 bahaha nah Robin recorded a bunch so he's ahead in the videos for right now.
@@lunarwings4481 jdjd
The worst narrator
Imagine walking into a shop and someone says: "Fresh head here! Its super new!"
Like someone selling food at a baseball game
SOLD
You sure the store is not Craigslist?
Now depends which head are you talking about
how the hell do people get here so fast...
we turned on notifications,
I'm here on accident tho
They just do
I'm here on accident to
meth and lsd man
You know what they say "future is part of the past"
10:29 reminds me of this quote from TF2's Administrator: "Plutonium isn't smart, Miss Pauling. That doesn't mean it won't kill you if you don't keep tabs on where it is and what it's doing at all times."
About the woman with the "girl or abortion": we should let her give birth, give the baby to a loving family and then eat her and her soul or give her soul to the devil, depends on what is worse.
But the baby deserves a good life.
Dude, i know the Devil's evil, but seriously, he doesn't deserve to suffer that much!
Crucify her. Romans used it as basically a way to kill and cause a lot of suffering and it was also seen as disgrace.
I call the ribs
Before death:
-Start by breaking the jaw and femurs
-Eat limbs while making offending misandrist watch
Dont give it to the devil, even the devil can’t handle that
9:30 happy that we all could agree to this. Thank you Lexi for covering cursed comments
I want everyone in emkay to do a video where they’re all together
*Insert same meme*
Yo Zack, Damien and Robin will be goin insane
And slazzo
So basically an Emkay version of Sad Milk
it would just be a newer less British version of soothouse
6:36 My last meme is the guy saying “I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that.” Perfect
mine is "speed limit enforced by airf=craft (helicopter in the trees)
Mine was the video of “ how to snap some ones neck”
Mines was yettus deletus
9:36 Are we all just going to ignore the implication that expressing intent to consume someone's soul and give their flesh to someone else is monetization safe.
youtube's "standards"
You're watching cursedcomments ofc it would be safe
Lexi's insults are so unexpected I need a book of all of them so I can deal 69,420 psychological damage in every argument and also so that I can open a book and feel the pain of "THE GUILLOTINE"
Someone: *shows a picture of cheese*
Cursed Commenter: I sold my family for a cheese factory
i pooped my pants and my mom is coming to whip me
"I got both dogs!"
Person: why did you pick both?
The guy: one for my sister the other for me since she wanted to frick the dog too
This is why god gave us corona
YES
I- wha- noo NOO
You'd only need one dog for that silly
I-
3:16 I thought it was "EATING CHILDREN"
I'M GLAD I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT OF THAT-
Awright guys, we've come full circle! Last week she was squee'ing over cute things, now her soul is dying inside her! Good job, Emkay!
7:47 “W-what are you doing step-can **moans**
Plot twist: The car in the thumbnail is actually the safest car there is.
😲😲😲😲😲😲😲
Yea since if the baby is there the baby would die but its a good place to put a baby. (danganronpa fan?)
Plot twists plot twist: the car in the thumbnail is a baby blender and he's going down the shute.
Plot twist
Baby slid down the vent and got blended by a radiator fan
Also is that a ferrari f50
Lexi sounds like a very nice person, like an old friend you haven't seen in years, but still enjoys your company
Fun fact: Game developers are the only people who want to fix bugs and not kill them
But that's technically getting rid of... bugs... Nevermind.
You forgot people who fall in love with traumatized bug girls.
Me: uncontrollable wheezing throughout the entire video
Video: 'if you enjoyed anything you saw today I'm genuinely concerned for you'
Me: okay guess it time to go and talk to my therapist
10:14 This happens to me, but with UA-cam. the most awkward meme pops up and my mom comes into my room at that exact moment. I had to show her the title of one of the meme videos I was watching just to let her know that i had no idea this specific meme would be on my screen.
6:16 I can't agree with this. Once you cut out all the plastic there wouldn't actually be much meat
Bow the black ice dragon Oh, yeah... eh, I’m sure it won’t kill me.
I like Lexi's voice... she should start a podcast!
*she
but yeah, she should
she*
About what? Honestly curious! 💞💙🖤💙💞
@@TheLexikitty
whatever you want, you lovely and energetic oreo biscuit-
I just really love the energy you radiate, it's so lively and fun-
also, I think your podcast would be really funny! You have a great sense of humor, whenever I watch you, I can't stop laughing!
@@TheLexikitty Please make a podcast even if I will not listen to it
I'll never get tired of the way you start the videos!
It always makes me feel a little bit better :>
omg lexi your my fav emkay redditor and im still trying to come out to my parents i love u so much
Lexi is my favorite narrator her chaotic energy is just *perfection*
9:23
"They need bring back public execution " -the Canadianarab 2020
0:48 That 4 head of hears is bigger than Jonathan's Body
lmao
Dio no
her forehead be shining bright like a diamond.
10:15
Literally how I feel, (not with avatar, but other cartoons/anime) it’s fine until a family member comes it, then it feels naughty
"Katara has the ability to make you continuisly nut"
Me: or to make November a very "interesting" month
her voice is so soothing
LEXI IS BACK YES
SHE'S MY FAVE
I think her pronouns are she her :D
@@AlexeArt I'mma edit it, ty Smol
@@Lucas17031 ofc!
Surprised that dude didn't come here, but now i feel like i'm gonna jinx it
Yea
I had a really bad morning, I spent 2 hours finding my glasses when it was in my desk drawer then cried for another 20 minutes. Thanks for making me laugh Lexi.
This is the earliest I’ve ever been
and ever will be
1:59 I don't have a basement, so I just have to do the killing in masses. Thanos would have been so proud.
9:05 My cousin is doing that. She only allows her male toddler to wear pink clothes, including dresses. This is not the first embarrassing, brain-dead thing she's done. In case you were wondering, she's single (again).
1:00 That’s like a Rare insult, best comment, cursed comments, and Roast me all at the same time...
I love when lexi does a vid, when they say "hey sexy" it give me a nice confidence boost, thank you.
Here comes the baby!
Baby: *hits plane and causes it to crush on two towers*
There were two planes. Each one hit one tower. Don't underestimate babies.
4:43 Lexi's Reaction is Hilarious xD
*i don’t know why I have been laughing throughout this entire video*
7:18
That actually happened in the Legend of Korra.
(Not the bj part)
I was waiting for someone to bring this up. It was honestly so scary when Zehir did it
Water benders could do something similar
Just stretch the liquids in a human body into all directions
@@dark6.6E-34 Yep! Bloodbending is very disturbing!
Yeah thats bloodbeding, and its horrifying
Yeah ... Happened to korra when she was tight Ng zaheer
love the vids!
Same
You didnt listen to the outro, did you?
8:50 When you take racism to a whole new level
In this case, it is sexism.
@@justsomenessiewithinternet53 sexism = racism but for the sex of a human being so that would mean you can be double racist in a way ._.
I aspire to be just like Gerri's parents. Especially the mother.
9:52 if the kitten is in the hard drive cage... where are the wires?
Last time I was this early people thought 2020 will be a good year
Shit
ｗｈｙこゔぃｄ!
こゔぃｄ!
こゔぃｄ!
@@alexa-ng8bx What?
Is anyone gonna talk about the fact that the name of the guy who says “bro there is food in your computer” at 9:49 is Asian boi
"whuts up sexy I'm Lexi"
My confidence 📈📈📈📈📈📈📈
9:15 Imma just go get my shotgun and, i'l be right back.
The only time doxxing might be legal.
5:57 **grabs shovel with vengeful intent**
*grabs lamp with malicious intent*
4:25 fun fact: There's something called hypervitaminosis and taking too many vitamins can actually kill you.
Saw a video about it, a kid died
Guess he yabba dabba didn’t
[Verse 1]
I'm Mr. King Dice, I'm the gamest in the land
I never play nice, I'm the Devil's right hand man
I can't let you pass 'cause you ain't done everything
Bring me those contracts, come on, bring 'em to the king
If you haven't finished your task, haven't worked assiduously
No, I cannot you let you pass, don't you mess with me
[Chorus]
Don't mess with King Dice (Don't mess with King Dice)
Don't mess with me (Don't mess with him)
Don't mess with King Dice (Don't mess with King Dice)
Don't mess with me!
[Verse 2]
I'm Mr. King Dice, heed just what I say
The Devil has his price and I'll make sure you pay
I don't have time to mess 'round and I hope you will agree
Bring me those contracts, pronto, don't you mess with me
[Chorus]
Don't mess with King Dice (Don't mess with King Dice)
Don't mess with me (Don't mess with him)
Don't mess with King Dice (Don't mess with King Dice)
Don't mess with me!
Nice
How dare they corrupt Lexi's wholesome mind
I love it
Im gonna say this at 0:31
Americans were the only people that wore spacesuits on the moon.
5:55 I just Like the way he Said fReNch FrIeS
She is a girl btw
@@Bertolios who?
@@deez441 Lexi
Where have you been Lexi?I missed you. It warms my heart to know that you’re OK
3:41 I don’t blame him for reading bump as blimp, the font does make it look like that XD
Her*
*her
Also, i think she did say she is legally blind?
So i understand the why she read it as blimp not bump
@@allinepalupi6073 reasonable
"I've been assigned cursed comments"
This means emkay is a large economy
the two dogs one nearly killed me. oh my god.
Gotta love ad placement: "I like my souls on toast with-" "darkmilk"
Honestly sounds delicious
yuh im early for once, so, how's everyone's day?
@@nkanskb same
Ok.
Just found out my anime waifu is really a guy😖
I still clapped tho
@@spookwav same
@@memester6668 sylvia👉👈😊
“What’s up sexy I’m Lexi”
That’s never gets old
9:00 somehow reminds me of Nagisa's mother from assassination classroom lol
Lexi: Hi sexy I’m Lexi!
Me: *SELF ESTEEM RESTORED*
"I don't think swallowing all these vitamins would do much" *laughs in Chubbyemu*
9:26 HONEY WHERED MAH SHOTGUN
6:35 - I don't have an ex, but...
*Blue Among Us character pointing gun directly at viewer with title: "u acting kinda sus"*
Ong I just got the joke at 8:21 lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"What's up sexy, I'm Lexi!"
Got me smiling for the first time today😂
"I think we just pissed off all the tea drinkers and made all the coffee drinkers very happy"
Me, who likes both tea AND coffee- **Confused Screaming**
Bro now I realize why some of the readers always sound tired
I’m sure he didn’t just record it considering all the editing that had to be done...
@@ayekantspeylgud there is a separate person that edits the videos
@@whiteasian4990 oof 🤦🏻♀️ I wasn’t awake yet 😂
@@ayekantspeylgud she definitely does multiple takes. Everyone does. But Lexi really does sound energetic every video
aren't they all the same person??
Ok so, here's an alert. There's a political bots all over the place in among us. Switch to European servers in among us to avoid. Or anything else than American servers. Thanks for your time reading this comment.
How can a bot be political? I'm so confused
Is it the red robot that spams the chat telling us to subscribe to a UA-cam channel?
@@PotatoesAreCool_ Bots are coded to say specific things. If you program it to spam either side of the election, you got yourself one hell of an annoying time
Okay thanks!
Me ten seconds later wondering why the people are speaking acid in the Spanish servers:
...Im ten seconds in, and I'm reminded how far this channel has gotten with its animations.
Maybe l one day tall can take the Oz Media route and have sprites for some people. That's what I want
why is it I always find myself watching a emkay cursedcomments video at least once a day
9:40 that, my friend, is a draft with a foul smell. It also served as the toilets installed in castle walls during medieval times. Some chutes just came straight down the wall and emptied into the moat. I know this because the rain still leaves stains on the walls of their ruins to this day. Smells a lot better though.
5:58 Pfft, please, I do that by straining the broth from instant ramen, putting it on a plate, and eat it like spaghetti
Lexi is a girl, and that makes her commentary more better. ✨
Ikr
Yep
10:04 theres actually just one picture but its a Woman that holds baby yoda whilst talking to adult yoda so no baby yoda pron, I am happy now
Her: 8:52
Ncr ranger: I don't condone slavery... but, the legion can have her.
also, we need more lexi doing cursed comments
If someone smashed my iPhone there spine is going be coming out of here mouth.
8:08 but theres no skulls in the soul sand just tormented screaming souls
Just another way to say "the ppl in my basement"
8:45 That sounds like Rip and Tear with extra steps c:
0:02 Good edit!
its really rare to see edits with effects! and when that happens its real good
"*Give flesh to the other guy*"
0:04
okay that was pretty cool though great work editor.