@@TerraLyte47oh, nice but a bit too scientific i'd say 😅 with my small brain, i'd be more confused/focused on processing what it meant than be frightened
@@charginginprogresss Thank you for this information. I will remember to make use of it, when reality is warped beyond comprehension, and insects become larger than humans. *It will happen. IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME...*
Fun fact: 1:09 he did actually say that. It was before he went insane and shit. I genuinely feel bad for the guy. He was originally very good person but he was out of his element due to money, was ostracized by the wealthy and the poor, losing friends due to working and no one was really there for him. It's just...an awful way to go. I used to think like he does now thankfully I got out. Hopefully he does too. I'll always support his growth because I know when everyone is against you, it's impossible to improve yourself.
22:00 this has always bugged me. Here's how it goes: 1. build something that can launch things at relativistic speeds in orbit 2. launch a relativistic projectile at the atmosphere near your enemy
Fun fact: it has been two weeks since the law banning violence against children was passed in Belgium. Before that t'was legal to just.. beat a child, any child.
26:27 >Motormen hit the brakes and abandon the train >Dad is a motorman >Son is the brakes >Dad hits the brakes >Son is the train >Dad abandons train >Robin is no longer confused
something interesting I find about the whole "wrong thing to say at a funeral" thing is that if you're learning a new language, that's a really valid thing to be concerned about accidentally saying. For instance there's an equivalent for 'I'm sorry' in Korean you don't wanna say in the wrong situation because it's essentially a way of specifically apologizing for doing something *wrong* whereas in english "I'm sorry" is kinda an umbrella term that can be taking blame *or* expressing condolences both.
My German, RE and art teachers all became my English teacher at separate times while my English teacher technically never changed past year 8. I do not understand how you could have 3 kids in as many years and just stroll up to your work after with the intention of doing it again.
Even though I didn't intend for my submission to r/cursedcomments to actually get into an EmKay video, I'm kinda happy it did. As I said many times before, I wish I used the drawing of Bonmucho in boxing gear for the screenshot instead of the drawing of him wearing a robe. (Skip to 40:45 to see the drawing and the cursed request that got it into the subreddit and the videos.)
the creepiest thing to say to someone when they just wake up is “did you know you smell like raw metal when you sleep?” they’ll be weirded out that you smell them while they sleep, and also considered on why they smell like raw metal
Okay, so I don’t usually comment on old videos, but… I was up to 3:07 in here when my computer blue-screened. I was like ‘haha funny joke’ because my audio had this incredibly loud and disturbing glitch. But then when I pressed the space button, it didn’t pause. Robin blue-screened my computer… TWICE! I booted my computer up and it blue-screened again! I have to type this on my phone now because my computer is reviving My life is complete. I can pass away in peace (with glitchy Emkay playing in the background)
2:23 the Yoshi *mlem* is my phone notification sound, and while I was watching this I thought for sure that my phone was going off. I had to rewind this like 5 times just to make sure.
That giant centipede is not only real but also has chelicera strong enough to pierce most clothes and inject a flesh eating venom that puts most venomous snakes to shame. The pain is strong enough to cause death by shock....
7:10 Thats a man. its from the anime 'Komi cant communicate.' he was forced to dress up in a maid costume for the school festival. (their class decided to do a maid cafe. (NOT GENDERBENT) I know its kinda weird but in the context of the whole 'Girlfriend' thing its funny.)
22:18 Human flesh tastes like "lean venison". These are not my words; a man once sacrificed his life for science and did a scientific study of the taste of a guy that wanted to be eaten. He admitted it and was executed, all in the name of science. Small amount of respect for the dedication, but DON'T EAT PEOPLE.
I had a moment like that earlier... instead of wondering how blind people know when they're done wiping their ass though, I seen a deaf person message a group chat on a game we play, saying that they got yelled at by their family, and I just sat there for like an hour wondering... how the fuck does that work? Like do they just sign at the deaf person aggressively or?
I have several friends who are CODA, or deaf themselves, so I can answer this with a yes; it's mostly just the term is such a colloquialism, so some things don't sound like they should translate well. They also tend to start signing really quickly and completely lose me, which just frustrates them more; my signing is very remedial, tho, so I get lost all the time, anyway. And/or, as the other comments suggest, they're also correct. (: The most frustrating part, however, is when you're the person doing the yelling/lecturing/trying to get their attention, and they're distracted and/or look away...
28:00 i get the joke! They meant to say that because we peel off the pea pods off the peas to make it edible (ofc), it's considered time taking and hard for us- so if we tell them that there are drugs in it, they will do the job for you!
Robin, as a member of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day Saints, I cannot tell you how well you hit that nail on the head with that Book of Mormon comment. Had me in stitches. 🤣
30:12 the centipede, wrong prehistoric size is the size of a 12 year old and in the cambrian period (if im not wrong the time creatures first discovered eyes) there was a creature about 1m and the appearance of a cuttle fish with crab armor
…I googled the Slovakian traffic cone… I’m literally a 13 year old… I regret it so much… Edit: Ok, I get that it’s in no way the worst thing that can be seen. I saw way, way, way worse than that when I was 13. I’m now 15. I’ve seen ever worse things. I never said that the traffic cone was the worst thing out there, I just said that it was bad and that, as a 13 year old, I didn’t expect it. There are worst things out there. I never said that the Slovakian traffic cone was the worst, so please stop with all the ‘I’ve seen worse’ comments
Yes, that centipede is real. Even better, this is the first sentence on the Diet section of it's Wikipedia article: "It is a carnivore that feeds on any other animal it can overpower and kill." In addition: "At least one human death has been attributed to the venom."
"It was an accident I swear, I mean I didn't mean to stab him 26 times, but the first one felt so good that I kept doing it." That is the worst thing you can say at a funeral
26:26 i believe he meant “i was the train and brakes and dad was trained”. in relation to the comment, where the trained man was to hit the brakes and abandon the train, the joke was “my father hit me and abandoned me” also 29:52 DONT DO IT!!
😂 cant help it now; Crepy thing to say to a stranger as they wake up. *leans in close and wispers almost seductively* "we have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty" 😂
I usually like Lexi because she's a tech support dork, but the fact Robin knows and acknowledges Iron Sky is a huge leap in favorites XD (such a bad, cheesy movie but so good)
24:42 ok I'm a Vietnamese and there are two versions of the story the original one is the one you just read the new one is actually kids friendly, the ending of the new one is the stepsis and stepmother became poor and their lives become harder while cinderella ( Tam Cam ) became wealthy and her life becomes way easier
I rewinded when he Robin said “What’s the creepiest thing you can say to a person who just woke up” to make the answer “Sir, this is a fall guy”, UNintentionally too
Actually, the "either way, you'll get your dog back" is a real slogan from a real taxidermist/veterinarian who legit has that on their door- I've seen the pic
9:23 I've seen that on a sign somewhere. 27:59 It's supposed to say, "Say there are drugs inside the pea pods, then they'll open them up for you to check." 47:03 That's the recipe for mustard gas. 54:25 That's not Jay Lenno, that's Handsome Squidward.
0:28 I swear on my mothers life do not look it up. To summarize its used for s3xual fun. Now children of the internet, do. not. look. it. up. (you will regret it, im warning you for a reason... I made a mistake. Dont make my mistake)
State of fire is part gas, part solid and part plasma. Gas is the smoke (mostly CO2/CO/H2O in a wood fire) Solid is soot (many different compounds but mostly made of carbon, hydrogen and oxygen) Plasma is the ionized gas molecules in the air.
6:32 He's joking, but before jesus died, Satan whisked him off in the night to try to tempt him. He offered riches, power, the works, and Jesus just kept quoting scripture. Like a biblical rap battle.
@@purplecobra52 Pretty much. And since satan wasn't trying to kill him, but tempt him before he died, he whisked him off to try tempting jesus a different way
@@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 "All the kingdoms of the world could be yours in 11," The only kingdom that matters is the kingdom of heaven!" also don't ask what I mean by 11.
Creepiest thing to do is wait in the corner crouched on the ground for them to wake up fake crying and when you know that they’re awake slowly stand up and transition into laughing like a psychopath and turn just your head to look over your shoulders at them with wide eyes and small irises. They will $h1t their pants. It’s better if you wear all black and cover your skin in black so you just look like a shady silhouette with bright eyes that are larger than they should be. Be cautious of who you do this do, this can end friendships and your family may disown you.
I will say For the slumber party thing It- Genuinely did happen in my town. The kid was quite thankfully expelled. How did they get to school naked? They didnt. They took their clothes off once they got to school They werent COMPLETELY naked. But uh- Yeah. It was not the funnest day.
55 MINUTES OF DARK HUMOUR LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
And 7 seconds
7 seconds: am I a joke to you
what did 7 seconds do to you
reply about 7 seconds
@@diddibomb1055 Subtract 1 from that, then multiply that by 111, then you have a pretty good number.
I love the pure joy and confusion Robin has at 24:25 its honestly adorable in a way
Yeah he is pretty speechless
Ah
37:07 EUgggHHHHHuGGGHHHHHHHHAAAAaaaaAAA
When Jack goes insane at 37:06 I laughed so hard I actually wet my pants! Thanks Jack! You owe me some new undies!!!
Creepiest thing to say to some stranger that just woke up
“Please don’t be scared. It will spoil the meat.”
mmmmmmmmm good, but still not quite that
@@friendfromshadows "Oh, my apologies, please, go back to sleep, it'll make it so you scream less"
"Ah, so you've woken up. Welcome to your forever existence as one of the many consciences trapped in the amalgam. Enjoy your suffering."
@@kittygirlrachel hmm, good, good, but the overly politeness takes a bit form the fright, at least for me
@@TerraLyte47oh, nice
but a bit too scientific i'd say 😅 with my small brain, i'd be more confused/focused on processing what it meant than be frightened
30:20 I am pleased to inform you prehistoric millipedes were 2 meters long, and the specimen found was still growing
Long bois they are.
You may be pleased, but I am not. :|
More than 2 meters long.
Also, we're talking about centipedes, the carnivore predators.
Millipedes are herbivores and usually harmless.
I want a 2 meter millipede, that's cool
@@charginginprogresss Thank you for this information. I will remember to make use of it, when reality is warped beyond comprehension, and insects become larger than humans. *It will happen. IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME...*
These 55 minutes remind me of how some people on the internet are good with finding and taking opportunities to lighten up the mood
“Benadryl Cucumbersnatch” 💀💀
Benedict Cuminhersnatch
Benisith Computersnatch
D-Did I do this right? I've never done this meme before.
@@fr3y438 idk
My dad forgot his name and called him ‘Dominic Cummerbund’
Benipen cumpineapple
No matter how many posts this subreddit has, it’ll never be as cursed as Zack explaining something from
r/wholesomememes or r/eyebleach
True
What??
0:39 yeah! I HATE it when my thingy dissolves, it's so boring to just wait for 19 hours doing absolutely nothing, waiting for it to grow back!
Robin really just said ‘Benadryl cucumber snatch’ 😂
I wasn’t expecting that lmfao 😂😂
That's his name..... right?..........right?
Fun fact: 1:09 he did actually say that. It was before he went insane and shit. I genuinely feel bad for the guy. He was originally very good person but he was out of his element due to money, was ostracized by the wealthy and the poor, losing friends due to working and no one was really there for him. It's just...an awful way to go. I used to think like he does now thankfully I got out. Hopefully he does too. I'll always support his growth because I know when everyone is against you, it's impossible to improve yourself.
Well that fact wasn't very fun
what, notch? oh dear goozma.
22:00 this has always bugged me. Here's how it goes:
1. build something that can launch things at relativistic speeds in orbit
2. launch a relativistic projectile at the atmosphere near your enemy
Fun fact: it has been two weeks since the law banning violence against children was passed in Belgium. Before that t'was legal to just.. beat a child, any child.
You can still do that, you just have to get buff enough to overpower the Belgian police force first.
@@thatonebonkchoyguyyou shouldbe on cursed comments
@@thatonebonkchoyguy >america
Ok
That wasn't very fun
5:51 why does the infant have a full set of adult teeth....? It's terrifying omg 😂
26:27
>Motormen hit the brakes and abandon the train
>Dad is a motorman
>Son is the brakes
>Dad hits the brakes
>Son is the train
>Dad abandons train
>Robin is no longer confused
something interesting I find about the whole "wrong thing to say at a funeral" thing is that if you're learning a new language, that's a really valid thing to be concerned about accidentally saying. For instance there's an equivalent for 'I'm sorry' in Korean you don't wanna say in the wrong situation because it's essentially a way of specifically apologizing for doing something *wrong* whereas in english "I'm sorry" is kinda an umbrella term that can be taking blame *or* expressing condolences both.
I'm sorry vs I apologize
7:29 this is who would be hired as your english teacher because they can somehow manage to be pregnant all the time
My German, RE and art teachers all became my English teacher at separate times while my English teacher technically never changed past year 8. I do not understand how you could have 3 kids in as many years and just stroll up to your work after with the intention of doing it again.
what is the WORST thing one can say in a Funeral?
*oh nice! you made me a Lunchbox!*
A worst thing to say at a funeral:
“Anyone else find this hot?”
"what is the wifi password?"
"Yummy"
"Alright, dig in" and "come inside, it's fun inside"
My bad
Nice pfp
12:58 It's either a custom styled prosthetic or op is using one of those drawing hand models in their sleeve to be funny
To the worst thing to say at a funeral: I didn't know this came with a free meal! This ought to last till February, too! Perfect!
0:25 Oh boy, I am glad I have the sense to always put "What is" in front of the thing I am searching. Saved me MANY times.
Here's something that you shouldn't say during a funeral:
Oops, wrong person
What's the worst thing to say at a funeral.
Dinners ready.
Even though I didn't intend for my submission to r/cursedcomments to actually get into an EmKay video, I'm kinda happy it did. As I said many times before, I wish I used the drawing of Bonmucho in boxing gear for the screenshot instead of the drawing of him wearing a robe. (Skip to 40:45 to see the drawing and the cursed request that got it into the subreddit and the videos.)
the creepiest thing to say to someone when they just wake up is
“did you know you smell like raw metal when you sleep?”
they’ll be weirded out that you smell them while they sleep, and also considered on why they smell like raw metal
Oh, dear. The tooth paste tube had me howling with laughter.
Okay, so I don’t usually comment on old videos, but…
I was up to 3:07 in here when my computer blue-screened. I was like ‘haha funny joke’ because my audio had this incredibly loud and disturbing glitch. But then when I pressed the space button, it didn’t pause. Robin blue-screened my computer… TWICE! I booted my computer up and it blue-screened again! I have to type this on my phone now because my computer is reviving
My life is complete. I can pass away in peace (with glitchy Emkay playing in the background)
2:23 the Yoshi *mlem* is my phone notification sound, and while I was watching this I thought for sure that my phone was going off. I had to rewind this like 5 times just to make sure.
The worst thing to say at a funeral is "do you ever look at something and wonder how it tastes?" Wile looking at the corpse
13:38 me who grew up on this show: clears throat-
…..
*Listen here you little shi*
"Harmony, HAaRmonEy, HaÆarRmEoOnY, HAARHMONYY"
That giant centipede is not only real but also has chelicera strong enough to pierce most clothes and inject a flesh eating venom that puts most venomous snakes to shame. The pain is strong enough to cause death by shock....
WHY DO YOU EXIST
Slimy, yet satisfying
13:29 apply to art school, get rejected, then pursue politics.
It might end up not very well
Didn’t go well first time round think it will go well second time
The third thing to do is to go to the barbershop for a moustache cut in a special way.
2:36 "Dr. Doofenshmurt's Evil Incorporated!"
I love how like half of the video is sex jokes, and the other half is references to historical tragedies with some dark humor just sprinkled in there.
7:10 Thats a man. its from the anime 'Komi cant communicate.' he was forced to dress up in a maid costume for the school festival. (their class decided to do a maid cafe. (NOT GENDERBENT) I know its kinda weird but in the context of the whole 'Girlfriend' thing its funny.)
I was gonna comment that lol
17:28 I was ingested into the world of inappropriate things when I searched up cool robots and it came up with a happy fun time robot 😢
*at funeral* "So.... exactly HOW strict is the sexual harassment policy at these kinds of parties?"
25:59 I was trying to stand up and that made me feel back down lmfao
" Worst thing to say at a funeral? "
Bon Appetit
The video answered itself. The creepiest thing to say to someone who just woke up is "Can a tampon in my butt stop diarrhea? Asking for a friend."
22:18 Human flesh tastes like "lean venison". These are not my words; a man once sacrificed his life for science and did a scientific study of the taste of a guy that wanted to be eaten. He admitted it and was executed, all in the name of science. Small amount of respect for the dedication, but DON'T EAT PEOPLE.
you cant stop me now
instructions unclear jailed for tax evation
So thats what "lean venison" tastes like
R/cursedcomments
Well, you would probably need more people of more variety. After all, it varies from person to person.
Worst thing to say at a funeral:
“Save me the calf, would ya? I’ll get the knife”
I had a moment like that earlier... instead of wondering how blind people know when they're done wiping their ass though, I seen a deaf person message a group chat on a game we play, saying that they got yelled at by their family, and I just sat there for like an hour wondering... how the fuck does that work? Like do they just sign at the deaf person aggressively or?
Or the family type them yelling: “YOU ARE IN TROUBLE” or The guy/gal is looking at them yelling at with a face looking like, WTF?
But are they 100% deaf? A lot of people who are legally deaf just have most of their hearing dulled but can hear loud noises.
@@_Kuma_ No idea, didn't know the guy that was talking about it, just overseen their conversation
I have several friends who are CODA, or deaf themselves, so I can answer this with a yes; it's mostly just the term is such a colloquialism, so some things don't sound like they should translate well. They also tend to start signing really quickly and completely lose me, which just frustrates them more; my signing is very remedial, tho, so I get lost all the time, anyway. And/or, as the other comments suggest, they're also correct. (: The most frustrating part, however, is when you're the person doing the yelling/lecturing/trying to get their attention, and they're distracted and/or look away...
Maybe he can read lips?
“The empire strikes back” absolutely diabolical
13:21 This joke for sure went over most people’s heads, including EmKay (idk which one was narrating)
German art schools were so fine in the 20-30s though
I find it funny robin is old enough he hasn't heard *platinum record* e-girls are ruining my life and is just completely befuddled lol
3:42 HEY! Dayshift At Freddy's!
28:00 i get the joke! They meant to say that because we peel off the pea pods off the peas to make it edible (ofc), it's considered time taking and hard for us- so if we tell them that there are drugs in it, they will do the job for you!
bloody hell you guys will never know how much i want a hamborghini
hambı
EmKay totally missed the Hitler joke at 13:15.
My bad is probably the worst thing to say at a funeral
Creepiest thing you can say to someone who just woke up:
(From under the bed) hehehe good mooorning…
Robin, as a member of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day Saints, I cannot tell you how well you hit that nail on the head with that Book of Mormon comment. Had me in stitches. 🤣
9:26 it actually is a slogan on a store! And was covered in another reddit video
worst thing to say at a funeral submission: “lemme just crawl in there with ya, thanks.”
30:12 the centipede, wrong prehistoric size is the size of a 12 year old and in the cambrian period (if im not wrong the time creatures first discovered eyes) there was a creature about 1m and the appearance of a cuttle fish with crab armor
…I googled the Slovakian traffic cone… I’m literally a 13 year old… I regret it so much…
Edit: Ok, I get that it’s in no way the worst thing that can be seen. I saw way, way, way worse than that when I was 13. I’m now 15. I’ve seen ever worse things. I never said that the traffic cone was the worst thing out there, I just said that it was bad and that, as a 13 year old, I didn’t expect it. There are worst things out there. I never said that the Slovakian traffic cone was the worst, so please stop with all the ‘I’ve seen worse’ comments
You made me curious, and I hate you
Oh well, I got my friend a gambling addiction at 13, start em young
I also looked it up, what the fuck
I’m 11. Just googled it, I’ve seen worse
X2@@quintenbuswell42
12:12 “welcome to my unboxing video” 💀
4:15 the reason Robin is my favorite narrorator is because he always makes fun of Mormons
6:33 "Benedrill Cucumbersnatch statue"
Yes, that centipede is real. Even better, this is the first sentence on the Diet section of it's Wikipedia article:
"It is a carnivore that feeds on any other animal it can overpower and kill."
In addition: "At least one human death has been attributed to the venom."
"It was an accident I swear, I mean I didn't mean to stab him 26 times, but the first one felt so good that I kept doing it."
That is the worst thing you can say at a funeral
the worst thing to say at a funeral is "Wow dad why did we put the food in such a big container?"
“They are all dead but thank you for the joke”
Like that would stop me
34:53
Editor Kenny just speaking facts.
Respect
26:26 i believe he meant “i was the train and brakes and dad was trained”. in relation to the comment, where the trained man was to hit the brakes and abandon the train, the joke was “my father hit me and abandoned me”
also 29:52 DONT DO IT!!
8:06 “we have disabled the UA-camrs to protect the minors” - UA-cam
"We have disabled you guys to protect the comment section from minors" -UA-cam
7:04 that is tadano, HE is a MALE anime character, HE is a dressed in a maid outfit because HE was forced to
“We’ve disabled UA-cam to protect comment section” -minors
We've minors UA-cam to comment protect-section
“Minors disabled UA-cam to protect comment” -Section
@@VoodooVDOare u good fam?
We've disabled minors to protect UA-cam -comment section
@@znezhirtzloset not wrong
I really loved the "That's Amore" parody.
Jacks' musical masterpiece did not, in fact, make me cringe, it made me very happy
It was pretty funny
Exactly!
😂 cant help it now;
Crepy thing to say to a stranger as they wake up.
*leans in close and wispers almost seductively* "we have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty" 😂
11:48 my grandpa was on the team that invented the javelin.
I usually like Lexi because she's a tech support dork, but the fact Robin knows and acknowledges Iron Sky is a huge leap in favorites XD (such a bad, cheesy movie but so good)
24:42 ok I'm a Vietnamese and there are two versions of the story the original one is the one you just read the new one is actually kids friendly, the ending of the new one is the stepsis and stepmother became poor and their lives become harder while cinderella ( Tam Cam ) became wealthy and her life becomes way easier
1:17 totally not me thinking of the time my two male dogs in minecraft mated and had a child. They were brothers
1:00 yes, it was the second incident, but don’t worry third times a charm! I’m sure they’ll do better in ww3!
i fell asleep on my computer and woke up here. what the frick.
i guess i instinctually go to emkay. interesting
0:22 DONT LOOK IT UP
I don't get it
@@annoyingOrangelover62974 just don't look it up it's weird
@@WillowDaChildbut what's is ?
@@Matias-lt4iu trust me don't do it
@@Matias-lt4iuin case you still wanna know, uh- it's something similar to those 2 girl 1 cup thing
36:40 why should I cringe? That song was A ABSOLUTE BANGER!!! You were spitting Fire 🔥🔥
36:12 Even if it's cringe it's catchy as Hell.
I got an ad for burger king when i timestamped this
I rewinded when he Robin said “What’s the creepiest thing you can say to a person who just woke up” to make the answer “Sir, this is a fall guy”, UNintentionally too
Actually, the "either way, you'll get your dog back" is a real slogan from a real taxidermist/veterinarian who legit has that on their door- I've seen the pic
9:23 I've seen that on a sign somewhere.
27:59 It's supposed to say, "Say there are drugs inside the pea pods, then they'll open them up for you to check."
47:03 That's the recipe for mustard gas.
54:25 That's not Jay Lenno, that's Handsome Squidward.
0:28 I swear on my mothers life do not look it up. To summarize its used for s3xual fun. Now children of the internet, do. not. look. it. up. (you will regret it, im warning you for a reason... I made a mistake. Dont make my mistake)
It's too late😢
@@dudepop1456 oh dear God...
As a child of the internet, alright i wont
@@znezhirtzloset Thank you💕
This is 1/2 emkay videos that im watching while speedrunning my school project, wish me luck!
Emma: Should I kill off some characters in my book to make it more interesting?
Lily: Idk, what type of book is it?
Emma: An Autobiography.
Lily: 😮
State of fire is part gas, part solid and part plasma.
Gas is the smoke (mostly CO2/CO/H2O in a wood fire)
Solid is soot (many different compounds but mostly made of carbon, hydrogen and oxygen)
Plasma is the ionized gas molecules in the air.
a worse thing to say at the funeral would be " welcome to my taste test."
There is a fourth state of matter, plasma
That's what fire is
6:32 He's joking, but before jesus died, Satan whisked him off in the night to try to tempt him. He offered riches, power, the works, and Jesus just kept quoting scripture. Like a biblical rap battle.
"Turn this rock into a bread ration,"
"But one must not give into physical temptation!"
@@purplecobra52 "here, I'll throw you into danger; ask god to save you!"
To which he quotes a scripture about not relying on god.
@@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
"here, I'll throw you into danger; ask god to save you!"
"That's not even how it works so no thank you."
@@purplecobra52 Pretty much. And since satan wasn't trying to kill him, but tempt him before he died, he whisked him off to try tempting jesus a different way
@@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
"All the kingdoms of the world could be yours in 11,"
The only kingdom that matters is the kingdom of heaven!"
also don't ask what I mean by 11.
Creepiest thing to do is wait in the corner crouched on the ground for them to wake up fake crying and when you know that they’re awake slowly stand up and transition into laughing like a psychopath and turn just your head to look over your shoulders at them with wide eyes and small irises. They will $h1t their pants. It’s better if you wear all black and cover your skin in black so you just look like a shady silhouette with bright eyes that are larger than they should be. Be cautious of who you do this do, this can end friendships and your family may disown you.
7:05 the fact the "girl" isnt even an actual girl 💀
I WAS THINKING THAT! I love Komi cant communicate
@Cure Festive ya it is
Are you transphobic or are they a cross dresser?
the creepiest thing to say at a funeral.
" ~screams from inside the coffin followed by growling and smoke~ They take your toes!
If Robin deepers his voice and makes it dramatic he can become the symbol of peace (Almight from MHA)💀🤣
i hope you turn into whipped cream instead of getting cremated
The worst thing to say in a funeral:
*Finally, my package came*
4:10 GOT ME LAUGHING FOR 15 MINS
I will say
For the slumber party thing
It-
Genuinely did happen in my town.
The kid was quite thankfully expelled.
How did they get to school naked?
They didnt.
They took their clothes off once they got to school
They werent COMPLETELY naked.
But uh-
Yeah. It was not the funnest day.
27:07 the worst thing to say at a funeral is allahu akbar