@@AryFemMtF he wanted to go on with his own personal works, now he has that channel, being the king of the sewer rats. That’s pretty much it, he still does reddit vids
2:10 Four pictures of anime beach scenes that will make you realise: "That's not an anime beach scene, that's D-Day, the largest amphibious assault in history!"
11:27 Fun fact: Mosquitoes don’t feed on blood, females use it to make eggs, and the males don’t sting. So just remember: when a mosquito starts taking your blood, somewhere in shallow water, it’s being used to make more mosquitoes.
The best thing about mosquitoes is that they are the favorite food of Dragonflies. I already liked dragonflies for looking awesome, I love them for this.
1:20 my friend once said on discord “I’m so depressed and I just feel like dying sometimes” and unbeknownst to any of us the previous night the server owner had gotten dad bot and... well... yeah... let’s just say that there is now a channel on discord to talk about sad stuff and serious stuff that dad bot is blacklisted from
wait is it actually? imma google it now holy shit it actually is male im done Is Tweety Bird a boy or girl? Despite the perceptions that people may hold, owing to the long eyelashes and high-pitched voice (which Mel Blanc provided), Tweety is male although his ambiguity was played with.
4:53 I knew almost the entire time that Tweety was male. Sylvester called him "buster" more than once and then there was that Tweety movie where he travelled the world and fell for a female bird in an era where they were still against putting gay content in kids films.
You would not believe your eyes, if 20,000 tethered flies, lifted my corpse into the sky It would be in the air And if they dropped it there It would give everyone below a scare
4:56 I have never once thought that Tweety was a girl. I honestly didn’t even think that other people thought he was. I thought it was clear. I don’t know why, I just never really thought about it. Didn’t think this would ever be a shocking revelation. I don’t understand people anymore.
5:13 Emkay: "says obvious joke" Rhe furries comming in like:" *s h u t* Me who is ok with hate jokes: *amused noises* Other *NORMAL* pepole: "ight imma hang"
5:13 I hear these kinds of jokes on this channel and i really hope that they do not reflect what you think of the furries... I mean even if the Emakay crew dislikes and thinks that all of us are degenerates, it's not like i will stop watching this channel...
Dude I was just going to comment this. Just because we are furs doesn't mean we find animals attractive (those who do are called yiffers) and the ones who actually do go ahead and assault animals are called cowards who hide in their suits who need therapy
@@Allentheking337 if by keeping it inside you mean don't tell anyone you're a furry then no I won't, I am very happy to be in a community as safe and as wonderful as the furry community so why would I be ashamed of it? If people can say they are fans of star wars or Rick and Morty without too much hate then why not us?
"How can you insult and compliment someone at the same time?"
"You aren't completely useless."
You are useful for sarcasm jokes
You can be used as a bad example
your stupidity is fascinating
your really good at being bad
You're as useful as a white crayon
Emkay: _puts in Damiens Emkay intro_
everyone and their brother: _angry Rat noises_
I miss damien
me too buddy, me too :(
What even happened to Damien?
@@granvillesteele4655 He's doing his own youtube channel now. ua-cam.com/channels/97M90UHlNm5HkOV6hay1jQ.html
@oh no No problem my guy.
Robin trying his best to hide that he is Lexi with a voice changer.
Oh my god
Imagine there was only one host but with multiple split personality and voice changers
@@certifiedclown6246 OK but. Are you really wrong? Also cursed comment
3:19 and there is his Damien impression as well
Or is Lexi robin with a voice changer
Netflix and chill: no
IMAX and orgy: no
Disney+ and thrust: absolutely
Hulu with chuthulu
@@GamerSnake2009 r/cursedcomments
Netflix and chill
IMAX and climax
Hulu with Cthulhu
Disney+ and thrust
Mickey and frickey
@@doggingyourhate4292 HBO with the gang in the Barrio
"Waiting for the 3rd season of WWII"
"Don't worry you won't have to wait long"
Welp that aged like milk
The bear one aged badly considering the Russians are dying like flies.
I mean, we actually didn’t have to wait long, so wouldn’t that mean it aged well?
Aged like casu marzu.
0:37
Me:*hears damiens voice*
Also me:*instant nostalgia*
I don't remember why i never see damien anymore, pls evaluate so i can remember
@@AryFemMtF he has his own channel, it’s called Damien Lee
@@hogger8281 is that really all? If not, pls go on
*_i sorry, i has bad memory_*
@@AryFemMtF he wanted to go on with his own personal works, now he has that channel, being the king of the sewer rats. That’s pretty much it, he still does reddit vids
@@hogger8281 why is everbody calling him the king of sewer rats
0:38
Robin: **puts in Damian's EmKay intro**
*[ Every single OG viewer felt that ]*
Ikr
I'm crying now.
Same
@@alienatedKittykat I cried hard when he left emkay
The Rat Lord returns to his old lands.
11:29
Dude this is why mosquitoes are ungrateful insects and we need to get rid of them all
Bruh its the fookin legend
Greetings
@@vessel__ guten tag
Yo
I see that fairy tail profile profile picture
2:10 Four pictures of anime beach scenes that will make you realise: "That's not an anime beach scene, that's D-Day, the largest amphibious assault in history!"
2 of those images are actaully about D-day
@@lunariousmoon which one?
@@cringcring8473 Probably aot
Everyone: Angry that they put in Damien’s intro
Me: Laughs in Damien’s UA-cam channel
"We would have to find out who fricked a bat"
Batmans mother: *slowly returns to her grave*
r/cursedcomments
Pffff-
wait i'm not batman's mother ... shit
@@craniumtea5137 hol up
Talia be like:
2:25 wow, never knew that "bi" means your sexuality attracted to bicycles. Guess I'm gay then.
Your attracted to Gasp
Well are you free later?
What’s a gaycycle
Oh, then I'm a bicycle sorry gotta go
🚴♀️ Vroom vroom
Have you seen some of those handle bars?
4:20 doctors actually use a vacuum to suck the fetus out
the doctor: beam me up scotty
Thanks for all the likes i might make it into r/cursedcomments
Nice
Smoke Weed Everyday
No we need 69 likes or 69 replies
Ima edit cause people are saying 420 so 420
Nice, weed
69th like
11:27
Fun fact:
Mosquitoes don’t feed on blood, females use it to make eggs, and the males don’t sting.
So just remember: when a mosquito starts taking your blood, somewhere in shallow water, it’s being used to make more mosquitoes.
Oh god , THAT'S EVEN WORSE
@@Nickilob2006 at least the males just go and pollinate flowers
The best thing about mosquitoes is that they are the favorite food of Dragonflies.
I already liked dragonflies for looking awesome, I love them for this.
Does this mean that when a mosquito bites you your having sex whit them?
@@lacavernademr.fuller7414 if that's how you want to see it
Fun fact: in the book I was reading somehow Stephen(the main character) flipped off his friend Wong.... Politely
Eh?
Dumbledore said calmly
Are you reading doctor strange fan fics
Robin’s laugh is the new wholesome laugh of the channel, change my mind.
I think it's still Lexi, but Robins is solid.
no
Lexi's squeal is life
I miss Damian. What ever happened to him. Not to say these people aren’t great
He made a new youtube channel.
He made a new account: ua-cam.com/users/DamienLee
Bold of you to assume I didn't eat him
@@ethangkimbrough bold of you to assume you're the only one.
He joined the EmKay discord server last night, I was chatting to him
2:13 SPOILER
it's cool because Attack on Titan continues exactly like WW2 after that
:o
Hahaha true
It is ww2 just with titans
you mean with a nuke?
"A gay furry"
Me: I think you mean feathery, birds don't have fur.
Oh, i mean feathery birds are also useful when you dont have toilet paper
@@frostbaneaarvid881 hOI!!!!
Me a gay furry:
*nervous sweating*
And that’s why furries with scales are called scaleys
I’m a scaly. My main sona is a LeafWing, but I might change it to a SeaWing.
Edit:my main is now a Night/Ice/SeaWing mix.
"Are ya'll leaking?!"
Females every month: *haha I'm in danger*
I got a nostalgia wave the moment he did an *impression* of Damien.
God Damnit I Still Miss Him
Wait what happened to damien did he quit?
Yeah same
Sorry whos damien?
@@urmememine1434 Yes he did quit because he was busy with his own channel
3:28 - Well, we still didn't find out who screwed the monkey and started the whole HIV stuff.
Ok
You bring up a good point
I bet it was jerry
2:25 We have a comedy genius here! Get this man an award for best and most original joke of all time.
“What do you mean forbidden, no-one can see inside your house, you can do whatever you want”
*FBI, OPEN UP*
* laughs in CIA *
1:20 my friend once said on discord “I’m so depressed and I just feel like dying sometimes” and unbeknownst to any of us the previous night the server owner had gotten dad bot and... well... yeah... let’s just say that there is now a channel on discord to talk about sad stuff and serious stuff that dad bot is blacklisted from
What happened
@@communismisgreat1482 The sad post got replied to by the DadBot, and, well, you know.
@@BambinaSaldana what was the joke?
@@chocobear4078 "Hi, so depressed and I just feel like dying sometimes, I'm dad!"
DONT TEASE ME LIKE THAT! I miss Damien...and his laughing at his own jokes
10:56: Now I’m imagining hitler raging in a c.o.d lobby
3:17 is my brain when literally doing anything
Same
3:11 Korra and Asami. I love it.
-Timmy Use Splash
“But Nothing Happened!”
-Unvaccinated Kid Fainted
Me: hears Robin's Damien impression
Also me: cries
wait is it actually?
imma google it now
holy shit it actually is male im done
Is Tweety Bird a boy or girl?
Despite the perceptions that people may hold, owing to the long eyelashes and high-pitched voice (which Mel Blanc provided), Tweety is male although his ambiguity was played with.
Probably because it is robin willams
I've always thought of him as a boy, I don't know why.
Possibly it's like the case with Birdo from Mario 2?
They always used the he/him pronouns with tweety, lol
Dio? Is this how Giorno was born?
Day 12 of giving jacque a new intro:
Hello my name's jack, and welcome back, yes i am wack but no im not on crack...
Bark bark bark woof woof bark bark
@@Shadow_Mihai good boy
8:00 the fact that robin watches evangelion makes me happy
8:00 they had the perfect opportunity from ‘IMAX and climax’ and now I’m mad
people are so cursed in reddit but in real life, it's different story
they are evem more cursed
On Reddit, they are cursed. In real life, they are haunted.
@@g3g3ify and even more cursed
I miss Damien on this channel 0:37
wonder what happened
Bro me too
@@onyxsora
He is doing his own channel, Damien Lee. It's the same basic thing, but he's allowed to curse and sometimes his girlfriend is there
😢
@Adolf Hitler well looks like someone already started ww3
4:53 I knew almost the entire time that Tweety was male. Sylvester called him "buster" more than once and then there was that Tweety movie where he travelled the world and fell for a female bird in an era where they were still against putting gay content in kids films.
"Oh I get it! Its-"
Ad: Morning all ready?
I'm sorry that was too perfect
10:02 reference to Fireflies by Owl City
I was so happy when i heard Damien's voice, i thought he's back
Damn
His new channel is damien lee
YOU DARE BRING ME HOPE OF DAMIEN
Ok, Damien is dead, Damien is dead, Damien is dead.
@@classicdeath5995 dudes stop.
@@idontknow-jake4672 he didnt want hope
Here's my petition to bring back the air buddies series.
i hate it when you're eating babies and they start squirming
You would not believe your eyes, if 20,000 tethered flies, lifted my corpse into the sky
It would be in the air
And if they dropped it there
It would give everyone below a scare
Man hearing damiens voice on this channel brings back when life wasnt so bad
4:17 had me literally dying from laughter! 😂😂
“Yeetus the fetus abortion completus” I wheezed 😂
"Why is there a 0 number of nobody turns 0"
Me: its because when u turn 10, 20, 30, 40,50,60,and so on
Congratulations
@Alexis Zoggstick candles in what
@Alexis Zogg you know 😏
@Alexis Zogg yes 😏
@Alexis Zogg and im bi
3:16
Robin's wheeze was incredible-
I was waiting for this in my birthday lol
Happy birthday
Happy birthday
Happy birthday
Merry birthday
Happy Birthday!
4:35 my neighbour is a nurse and guess what his name is...
Abortion?
@@classicdeath5995 NO!.
Dr. Cletus?
DR CLEETUS????
Dr cletus?
8:44 - 9:15 This is unbelievably wholesome.
6:30 this really got me lol
the "latinos" and "milfs" bro
4:01 Had us in the first half not gonna lie.
"wait what this supposed to be lexi hold on lemme give the impression"
**inhales**
"HEY GUYS AND WELCOME BACK EMKAY"
2:11 Stock episodes are a thing. Why does almost every western show have an episode where they play DND?
I'm twenty three, I still sleep with the grizzly bear my dad tamed for me.
“I freaking died at the ‘falls over in the shower’”
“So did grandma.”
That statement just made me so sad, it broke my hip
Robin and Lexi Are THE SAME EXACT PEOPLE lmao
Fun to think how everyone in here hasn’t finished watching the full video yet
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Robin: MESSAGE TO ALL BISEXUALS
My Internet: Im outa here
Everyone:
3:52
There had us in the first half not gonna lie
RANDY FUCKED IT ALL UP WITH THAT ARMADILLO RAT THING
4:56 I have never once thought that Tweety was a girl. I honestly didn’t even think that other people thought he was. I thought it was clear. I don’t know why, I just never really thought about it. Didn’t think this would ever be a shocking revelation. I don’t understand people anymore.
0:37 man. I really thought Damien returned. Damn I miss him on this channel
What happend to him? I took a one month break from this channel and there was just a bunch of new ppl but no Damien
He started his own channel
Go to his channel and stop whining
@@danksanchez4324 I know he made his own channel but it wasn't the same for some reason.
@@akiothearsonist480 k then stop whining
I've got 8 pet chickens in real life. This is my response to 7:30 into this video. LOL.
"yeetus the feetus abortion completus"
"Said Dr. Cleetus"
4:20 (Not even joking- yo what that time stamp tho)
*Dark side of flamingo intensifies*
Nice
blaze it
“It’s a bird, do you know what that really means?”
They’re a weeb?
“You’re, a furry”
Oh.
If the sona has feathers it’s called a feathery
THATS MY FANART OMFG OMFG OMFG ILYSM
5:13 Emkay: "says obvious joke"
Rhe furries comming in like:" *s h u t*
Me who is ok with hate jokes: *amused noises*
Other *NORMAL* pepole: "ight imma hang"
3:03 legend of Korra meme lol I saw that a ween ago
Hearing Damien's voice one last time in emkay gave tears to my eyes
I just loves the laugher of Robin. No Front, it just turns into a wheeze like he is dying and then becomes normal laugher again.😂
DAMIEN'S VOICE!! THE RAT KING 👑🐀
Some people yell of excitement WHILE THE CHARACTERS ARE TALKING. but no they don’t clap
Bro there is a jojo reference here
10:08 body would replace corpse and then you could sing it to the tune of the original song
9:41 Another cursed comment from Mr_Malakser: “Also both taste great".
3:07 i dont see any barcode on you does that mean your free? later?
agent 47:
3:11 “sir this is Walmart not Auschwitz”
5:14 Birds don't have fur, they have feathers...
He's a feathery.
Avie, we call them avies. Or avians.
7:09 he sounds like president Nixon on futurama
6:45 *Kakyoin would like to know your location*
BAHAHAHAHA
3:43 to be fair at least he didn’t walk into her just baiting of the master variety
Hitler must’ve been really high level with the amount of assists he had
At 1:03 I expected somebody to say that they sleep with their teddy bear every night and it breathes very hard down my ear
Too OP in Smash. Please Nerf.
2:20 aged well
Exactly
Day 113 of recommending r/breadstapledtotrees for no reason
The return of the king
Wtf is this subreddit and why am I not browsing it now
Bread stapled to trees footpath of fish eating carrots in all hello 000000 are you okay poo poo PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP pufferfish
@@kneesurgerytomorrow r/ihadastroke
i’m 27 and i’ve got my teddy between my arms while watching this 😂
"You wont have to wait much longer"
Me in 2022 FUCK OH FUCK
2:00 I actually spit out the tea I was drinking.
Imagine if you could breathe through your cawk
free snorkels from birth lol
What you guys don't?
@@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit well I can now, it's been 7 months lol
@@leviseo9536 this one made Me laugh a bit to hard in class
5:13 I hear these kinds of jokes on this channel and i really hope that they do not reflect what you think of the furries... I mean even if the Emakay crew dislikes and thinks that all of us are degenerates, it's not like i will stop watching this channel...
I mean its not my thing, but as long as you keep it inside you're fine. Furrys are fine.
Dude I was just going to comment this. Just because we are furs doesn't mean we find animals attractive (those who do are called yiffers) and the ones who actually do go ahead and assault animals are called cowards who hide in their suits who need therapy
@@Allentheking337 if by keeping it inside you mean don't tell anyone you're a furry then no I won't, I am very happy to be in a community as safe and as wonderful as the furry community so why would I be ashamed of it? If people can say they are fans of star wars or Rick and Morty without too much hate then why not us?
Not 👏 all 👏 furries 👏 are 👏 yiffers 👏 or 👏 animal 👏 assaulters 👏
@@mischiefthedegenerateratto7464 No i ment literaly dont be fucking in dog parks
His impression of Lexi sounded like Jack!🤣🤣🤣
Emkay: *puts Damiens Emkay intro in*
Every og emkay fan: *angry emkay noises*
3:13 I have got better.... "Proceed to show the back of his head"
(Only Agent 47 players can understand this)
9:18 It was the kira one... wasnt it?
WHY HELLO THERE ISN'T IT NICE TO SEE YOU HERE MY LITERAL FAVOURITE SHARK BOI
@@sirsalmonid hiya-
@@sillywombat :D
@@sirsalmonid 😊❤
1:35
you see, you know how everything is cake? weeeellll those are actually fleshlights.
*and papa's gettin what he paid for.*
DIO GET OUT THERE IS A POST ABOUT GARLIC
2:21 he knew something
I thought for the longest time that the narrators were the same person with a voice changer before googling everyone. NOW IM CONFLICTED