i can never fully fathom how you could write a horny script, record it, edit it and then post it online Edit: guys chill I am NOT going after ya’ll smut writers, also not meant to be rude here, im just imagining like how hard it probbaly is to sleep at night lmao
Maybe I'm in the minority but I truly think these are the best vids of yours. You say you seem bitchy but that really adds to the humor of it all for me and I love all of them with a passion. All of your vids eat but these ones leave no crumbs every time.
I feel so bad for laughing at one of them, like it's traumatizing at first but then after a while, it just starts getting funny after you're just like.. "well this is happening..."
I don’t even watch these but the thumbnails are so funny. I was scrolling and then I see “Boyfriend walks you home and then gets killed by Sukuna’ domain expansion”
Fun fact: having to poop soon after entering a bookstore is so common that there’s a thing called the Mariko Aoki phenomenon pertaining to it. The girlfriend in that scenario is relatable to me for both that phenomenon and for feeling so remorseful that I’d also probably drown myself from trying to apologize about my poonami. I laughed so hard but I also felt so bad for her!
if i got a notification that emily uploaded a new video and it was titled "UA-camr GF Accidentally BURPS in Your Face ASMR (F4F) (Relaxing)" i think i would cry
I laughed so hard at @22:42 Where you got offended not that the hot boyfriend kidnapped you, and forced you to become his criminal accomplice in bank robbery, but that (you thought) he yelled at you telling you to "hurry up." That relationship is meta on so many levels.
LMAO i've been rewatching a bunch of your videos for the last couple of hours because i'm bored af, didn't realize at first this was a new one!! my day is instantly made better
WE NEEED A DRESS TO IMPRESS VIDEO!! (Many people don’t know how to to colour, change and remove their clothes. all you have to do is click the faceless man with the beret)❤❤❤tysm
I’m sorry but the tsunami pooper had me rolling and then the girl running ppl over is so funny bro 😭 she reminds me of a friend who can’t drive and should not be allowed a license 🪪
This video made my day totally better, Ive been rewatching your older videos and you always manage to make my day a whole lot better, keep makin these awesome videos
havent watched the video yet but I just want to say, as a sapphic, thank you for being so beautiful and for putting yourself on this godforsaken internet to bless us with your presence. slaying beyond belief today. love you!
Im ngl I kind of fw bf/gf asmr/audios(not the DV/borderline sa kind tho). Whether it be for giggles and shits, or maybe an actual story that’s actually kind of a cutesy romance. Or just regular flirty asmr Roleplays like where you show yourself and stuff and there are visuals outside of an ai generated image and an anime drawing.
Emily, the scat and brutal violence videos you put in here are very concerning to me 😭 Also, love the way you always perks up when you Mystic Mommy's username 😂👀
EMILYYYY U HAVE COME TO SAVE MY HORRIBLE YT ALGORITHM THAT FUCKS UP MY ENTIRE RECOMMENDED AS SOON AS I CLICK ON ONE VID THAT HAPPENS TO PEAK MY INTEREST FOR A SEC BUT ISNT RLY THE TYPA GENRE IM INTO AND NOT WHAT I WANT TO BE SEEING ALL OVER MY RECOMMENDED INSTEAD OF THE PPL IM ACTUALLY SUBBED TO AND HAVE BEEN FOR YEARS SMFH anyways thanks emmmmm luh u bestie
IM ACTUALLY TRAUMATIZED BY THE FIRST ONE AND I CAN NO LONGER EAT MY LUNCH
its ok shes EATING in that fit as usual so im sure she'll eat for u🥰🫶🤪🔥
💀
im sorry im so cringe omg😭
I was thinking it couldn't be that bad, but then it gave me flashbacks to that one scene in Not Another Teen Movie and I'm gagging 😭
@@aquademoney no that's so real.. she did in fact eat
this was a Bad Idea to watch while eating lunch.
@@pirouette2270 ikr 💀
THE OUTFIT EATS EMILYYY
NOOOOO DON'T LET IT EAT YOU EMILY
OH NO HUMANISM
Literally the first thing I noticed, that top is so cute.
The outfit eats, Emily.
The outfit eats Emily.
@@williamsutton6738 shhhh i didn’t notice at first😭😭
Eating chocolate ice cream during the first ASMR was such a mistake 😭
😂
Dr pepper float and Trix here
FOR REAL 😭😭😭😭
i was too 😭😭
SAME 😭
i can never fully fathom how you could write a horny script, record it, edit it and then post it online
Edit: guys chill I am NOT going after ya’ll smut writers, also not meant to be rude here, im just imagining like how hard it probbaly is to sleep at night lmao
Money makes people do stuff
Money, money washes away all the shame...
People have been hornyposting for as long as writing has existed. It's a feature of the species, not a bug.
Same way we write smut. We cringe, but I'm a bitch with a mission my brain is gonna have to let me cook on this one.
@@adamas5925same lmao
We thought we would have flying cars but we have boyfriends and girlfriends ASMR 💀
Sometimes what you want isn’t what you need. So inspiring ✨
MALICE MIZER PFP?!? marry me pookie 😍💍
MANA SAMA!!!
"Girl close your mouth" 😭😭😭😭
GURGLING AND SHMURGLING LIKE A COLGATE COMMERCIAL
that first one fucking traumatised me oh my god what why was it so realistic-
also PLS MORE DRESS TO IMPRESS🫶🏻
yes we need more dress to impress
EMILY PLS WE ARE NOT GEN ALPHA😭😭 UR MINOR FOLLOWERS ARE MOSTLY GEN Z AND TEENAGERS
Teenagers ARE technically gen Alpha though... (Born 2010 to now, the oldest are 14 and a half 😊)
@@Johnny_T779 DAMN
2010 is gen z please 😭😭😭
@@Johnny_T779 gen alpha is 2012
@@Johnny_T779 2010 is gen z
someone needs to put these asmr boyfriend video and play it next to an asmr girlfriend video, like their on a date
YES
this is genius
A NEW 38 MINUTE EMILY VIDEO?? WE HAVE BEEN FED.
And it's a bf asmr video too best
AND ITS AN ASMR VID TOO AHHH
I never thought she would say skibidi rizz toilet 😭
not even "skibidi toilet rizz", but "skibidi rizz toilet" 😭😭😭
The funniest thing I've heard all day 😆
i commented on a youtube live and the streamer didn't even hesitate to be like "i am not saying that 💀" when they read my name
@@yuri_princess4 BAHAHA
Her frying pan acting at 29:00 was actually really well executed 😂
"Today we are entering our bisexual era." Oh, I'm wayyy ahead of you there
I am always... two steps... ahead..
@@localrat4858lmaooooo
there was a time i thought i was lesbian but now im a transmasc bisexual
I reacted the same when she said Bi and Polly era 💁♂️
@@MistyInTheCloudzme but transmasc AroAce-spec
My sense of humor is heinous, lost my shit at "Girlfriend gets you a glass of water and fucking dies"
These videos are actually UNHINGED 💀💀💀
Okay some of them must be for jokes cause what do you mean a girl has so much diarrhea that creates a tsunami out of it 😭
Most of them are jokes lol, it's more fun to listen to them that way
they definitely are jokes! lmaooo
@@notevenemily no way you just answered me what i was not expecting that omg 😭
that was so funny 🤣🤣🤣
They are definitely all jokes lol
I actually listen to them sometimes for fun
So happy to be part of Emily's polycule! Not sure how my boyfriend will feel about it
Invite your boyfriend too.
The repeated “woo!” in the beginning of the top student one SENT ME
I can’t believe I’m dating Not Even Emily and all her millions of subscribers for the length of this video. Dream come true right now
These AMSR videos are so funny but so intimate. I always feel like "should I leave?"
lol!
i tried boyfriend asmr like a week ago and almost killed myslef 0/10 experience would not recommend
Fr when I tried I literally wanted to jump off a cliff and I couldn’t even finish the video 😭😭
I'm so confused about who finds them attractive xD
i listen to sfw asmr so thankfully im not getting traumatized by the weird shit
And the problem is...?
Y’all be lying 😂
MY LAUGH IS SILENTLY DYING!!🤣 *"THE BASS IS BUMPING"* I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED THAT STATMENT
BABE WAKE THE LESBIAN POSTED
"THE LESBIAN" LMAO!!!!
HELPE ME
OUR FAVORITE LESBIAN
STOPPP
Erm actually she's in her bisexual era now remember
you already know it's gonna be a great evening when emily posts
fr
So real Vivi from Loossemble
Maybe I'm in the minority but I truly think these are the best vids of yours. You say you seem bitchy but that really adds to the humor of it all for me and I love all of them with a passion. All of your vids eat but these ones leave no crumbs every time.
I feel so bad for laughing at one of them, like it's traumatizing at first but then after a while, it just starts getting funny after you're just like.. "well this is happening..."
I don’t even watch these but the thumbnails are so funny. I was scrolling and then I see “Boyfriend walks you home and then gets killed by Sukuna’ domain expansion”
OMG the dominatrix match. I'm dying. Go wear your own style girly.
How dare youtube hide this from me for 10 seconds
I love ur pfp
Fun fact: having to poop soon after entering a bookstore is so common that there’s a thing called the Mariko Aoki phenomenon pertaining to it.
The girlfriend in that scenario is relatable to me for both that phenomenon and for feeling so remorseful that I’d also probably drown myself from trying to apologize about my poonami.
I laughed so hard but I also felt so bad for her!
“Poonami”💀💀💀💀
@@rx500android NO BCUZ IN A PAMPERS AD (NAPPY COMPANY) THEY LITERALLY MADE POONAMI PROOF NAPPIES😭
sigma emily is here!!!! and shes absolutely eating it up as always!!
did u fr just unironically use sigma to compliment her...😭💀
@@aquademoney bro obviously not 😭😭 i dont think i could ever use sigma unironically lmfao youre the only one who didnt get the joke buddy
@@JayfeTher6578 probably, i think it was just ur use of exclamation points and being very nice, idk im dumb mb
if i got a notification that emily uploaded a new video and it was titled "UA-camr GF Accidentally BURPS in Your Face ASMR (F4F) (Relaxing)" i think i would cry
28:56 YOU GETTING HIT WITH THE FRYING PAN WAS SO IN TIME WITH THE SOUND THAT'S SO FUNNY
Me wanting to watch a Not Even Emily video on my lunch break but losing my appetite because of that first video, lol
Girl you are SLAYING how are u so beautiful? 😭
lol not the boyfriend kicking you out after robbing the bank robbery😂😂
27:56 wtf is Kaichou doing here😭
MY REACTION
REALLL
SAME😂 I thought some random channel had just used an art of him until Emily clicked the video😭
Folding over Mystic Mommy's voice is so real
I like how everyone is like “the first one traumatized me” but like no one’s talking about the one when you get beat with a tv 😂😂😂😭😭
my favorite series on here fr 😭😭
Mine toooo 😆
THE SHIRT IS SO CUTE WHAT
“You- uh - you - you’re the .. blame person” very intimidating and cool good job
I laughed so hard at @22:42 Where you got offended not that the hot boyfriend kidnapped you, and forced you to become his criminal accomplice in bank robbery, but that (you thought) he yelled at you telling you to "hurry up."
That relationship is meta on so many levels.
LMAO i've been rewatching a bunch of your videos for the last couple of hours because i'm bored af, didn't realize at first this was a new one!! my day is instantly made better
The sirens going off while doing math got me so good lmaooo, girlie it's not time for algebra that's the feds 😭
Girly is slaying today, looking great as usual 😭 ❤
Emily may not be a killer but she always ✨slays✨
you cant prove she isnt
@@skysirensixfeet dw i can she IS a killer
@livingdeadboyxiii UR PFP 😍 !!! Escape the fate, right?
@@MistyInTheCloudz YESSSSSSSSS OMG
3:06 Me after 5 Taco Bell beefy melt burritos 😘😜😫💩
I was eating chocolate...not anymore. i praise the creativity The shitnami asmr
Emily serving A.I Polycule bisexuality REALNESS with upmost ferocity!
iconic video as usual. like where else would i be able to get content like this...
emily’s videos remind me of the good old days of youtube I love her just talking videos ❤ lesbian comedy queen ❤
-You like that I'm sick?
-Of course I do, silly!
The timing KILLED ME i'm on the floor rn
WE NEEED A DRESS TO IMPRESS VIDEO!!
(Many people don’t know how to to colour, change and remove their clothes. all you have to do is click the faceless man with the beret)❤❤❤tysm
How dare youtube hide this from me for 4 minutes
emily did u forget i eat while watching ur vids :(
i pray to GOD ur not eating gravy
as a vtuber fan i’m so happy ver’s crack asmr made a cameo and emily reacted to it. made my day😭😭😭
I absolutely love AnthonyASMR (the channel that did the bank robbery vid), his whole channel is unhinged ASMR and it's so fucking funny😂
I’m sorry but the tsunami pooper had me rolling and then the girl running ppl over is so funny bro 😭 she reminds me of a friend who can’t drive and should not be allowed a license 🪪
omg the Queen uploaded
THE WAY I TAPPED ON THE NOTIF IMMIDIeTKY
emily came when we all needed her ❤️❤️
these asmr videos are so fucking funny I love to watch them with my friends to freak out together
I love the Bottoms poster in the back. Bottoms is the peak comedy movie.
Oh yes, the deep rabbithole of boyfriend asmrs. I've been there and I was confused.
i love u eemily you’re my #1 parasocial relationship
atleast youre self aware
I’ve been WAITING for a video like thisssss!!
Bahahahaa omg thank you for reacting to my video! 🤣🤣🤣 I am dying laughing over here!! And I still don't trust Sarah 🤣🤣🤣
The first one just started and I'm already physically recoiling.
Watching Emily feel so timeless, it feels so calming and still
Aggres
as a brasilian, that "ola" does not sound like portuguese (but brazil mentioned anyway so yay)
The dominatrix sounds like a free trainer to me
All I'm hearing is get paid to get a training buddy
The things I'm hearing in this video will forever scar me.
18 MINUTES YALL EMILY IS FEEDING US WITH CONTENT
This video made my day totally better, Ive been rewatching your older videos and you always manage to make my day a whole lot better, keep makin these awesome videos
6:02 THE AMBERLYNN REID JUMPSCARE HELLO???
the fact that you actually got angry at the secretary part is so cute and funny, i loved this videoooo!!! 😸
i was so excited lol! 🤣
whoever made the water sip one was sick, I cried, really hard
If youre over 18 you are now drafted into Emily's polycule. Godspeed.
omg if you do this again pls do more anthony asmr one’s his entire channel is just hilarious
Wow.... This round of ASMRs were more intense than I was expecting.... I like it.
🤣
This needs to be a monthly installment. This and the AI girlfriend series are comedy gold! I've rewatched all of the videos at least 10 times....
OMG I ACTUALLY LOVE YOUR TOP ❤
That first story ruined my strawberry, chocolate cheesecake time
LMAOO THE REAXTION TO MYSTIC MOMMY IS SO REAL
This is literally the funniest video you ever made I couldn’t stop laughing at how immersed you got and your reactions!! 😭😭
LMAOOOOO thank you for complimenting my voice I still think you're very pretty and sweet thanks for reacting to my stuff :D
havent watched the video yet but I just want to say, as a sapphic, thank you for being so beautiful and for putting yourself on this godforsaken internet to bless us with your presence. slaying beyond belief today. love you!
''I know this house better than you'' Emily: What are you an architect? IM DONE🤣🤣
yesss our queen has posted!!!!
Im ngl I kind of fw bf/gf asmr/audios(not the DV/borderline sa kind tho). Whether it be for giggles and shits, or maybe an actual story that’s actually kind of a cutesy romance. Or just regular flirty asmr Roleplays like where you show yourself and stuff and there are visuals outside of an ai generated image and an anime drawing.
GIRL YOUR OUTFIT EATS. SO PRETTY ❤❤
Emily, the scat and brutal violence videos you put in here are very concerning to me 😭
Also, love the way you always perks up when you Mystic Mommy's username 😂👀
emily asmr roleplay before gta 6 🔥🔥🔥
Alright who's joining the skibidi sigma fanum tax rizz polycule?
I'VE BEEN LONGING FOR ANOTHER VIDEO LIKE THAT TO TRAUMATIZE MYSELF WITH 😍
🤣
eating while the first one plays is crazy
omg I love the other asmr vids I didn't realise emily did another one slayyyy
I'M GOING TO CRY THE FIRST ONE
REAL
TEARS
EMILYYYY U HAVE COME TO SAVE MY HORRIBLE YT ALGORITHM THAT FUCKS UP MY ENTIRE RECOMMENDED AS SOON AS I CLICK ON ONE VID THAT HAPPENS TO PEAK MY INTEREST FOR A SEC BUT ISNT RLY THE TYPA GENRE IM INTO AND NOT WHAT I WANT TO BE SEEING ALL OVER MY RECOMMENDED INSTEAD OF THE PPL IM ACTUALLY SUBBED TO AND HAVE BEEN FOR YEARS SMFH anyways thanks emmmmm luh u bestie
oh my god this is the first video I've seen by u and ur actually so fucking funny im subscribing