My ASMR Girlfriends are TOXIC!

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  • @notevenemily
    @notevenemily  11 місяців тому +196

    Download Love and Deepspace through my link: bit.ly/LnD_NotEvenEmily
    Join Love and Deepspace’s giveaway event here twitter.com/Love_Deepspace for a chance to win tangible rewards, iPhones and Diamond Ring!

    • @Urlocal_german
      @Urlocal_german 11 місяців тому +5

      Hiiiii love your channel

    • @Jadeddoxy
      @Jadeddoxy 11 місяців тому +13

      Love ur channel !, instead of being attracted to them, in that game, I just wanna look like them

    • @exolentexo-l
      @exolentexo-l 11 місяців тому +5

      i love ur channel im actually downloading this game right now :0 such a coincidence

    • @localtiredsloth
      @localtiredsloth 11 місяців тому +30

      I almost choked on my food when the sponsor was revealed, I’ve been playing the game already and it’s pretty fun 😂

    • @exolentexo-l
      @exolentexo-l 11 місяців тому +7

      @@localtiredsloth yeah i also choked, but i choked on air-
      yeah this game is amazing fr, whats ur favorite part of it?

  • @TR_Riding
    @TR_Riding 11 місяців тому +3745

    I appreciate your sacrifices Emily. We all know you secretly loved this though.

    • @knoxferg13_
      @knoxferg13_ 11 місяців тому +59

      real

    • @moonlightinourhands
      @moonlightinourhands 11 місяців тому +4

      Hahhaah

    • @leshou907
      @leshou907 11 місяців тому +2

      Who in the right mind would love that shit

    • @TR_Riding
      @TR_Riding 11 місяців тому +90

      @@leshou907 you have no sense of humor 😂

    • @leshou907
      @leshou907 11 місяців тому

      @@TR_Riding unlike you who have no father

  • @Scipio0404
    @Scipio0404 11 місяців тому +1841

    The reason why you won't have an irl gf is because the ASMR tsundere will kill her 😭

  • @alonanaumov6365
    @alonanaumov6365 11 місяців тому +1384

    Girl: "Did I just pee?"
    Commercial: "When life gives you lemons..."
    That made me laugh lol

    • @AshChiCupcak
      @AshChiCupcak 11 місяців тому +130

      The fact that the scene was her water breaking and the ad started with food bags busting open and spilling everywhere, made me lose it. I didn't think that was what they meant by targeted ads 😂

  • @rrbenjy8431
    @rrbenjy8431 11 місяців тому +1074

    I'm gay and I still think the girlfriend ASMRs are way more bareable than their boyfriend counterparts

    • @fadedfiction2733
      @fadedfiction2733 11 місяців тому +124

      Yeah I lean towards men and yet the boyfriend asmr is literally unbearable...I wonder why that is

    • @_sparkdala_
      @_sparkdala_ 11 місяців тому +128

      I'm bi, but Jesus Christ those boyfriend ones are awful

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 11 місяців тому +6

      ✨DOUBLE STANDARDS✨

    • @noodledaddy3234
      @noodledaddy3234 11 місяців тому +47

      I’m straight but I’d rather watch the girl ones the guy ones feel gross (the girl ones feel weird to me too but they’re more bearable)

    • @fadedfiction2733
      @fadedfiction2733 11 місяців тому +87

      @@noodledaddy3234 for some reason the guy ones feel very rapey a lot of the time? Maybe that's just my bad experiences coloring my view but yikes

  • @i_like_waffles5131
    @i_like_waffles5131 11 місяців тому +715

    i love how she's trying SO HARD not to watch the **very spicy ** ones 😭😭😭

  • @ditchdot
    @ditchdot 11 місяців тому +97

    the ad read making a lesbian talk about a game designed for women and its a dating sim full of men she's trying so hard im crying its so funny

    • @VivieHQ-iw3sm
      @VivieHQ-iw3sm 10 днів тому +2

      I was looking for a comment talking about that too💀I can’t find any other comment that mentions it

  • @Tots_
    @Tots_ 11 місяців тому +1475

    Emily with all of these girlfriend ASMR videos I'm starting to think you enjoy these more than you let on

    • @notevenemily
      @notevenemily  11 місяців тому +614

      LMAOOO they are fun tbh

    • @ryzyka.
      @ryzyka. 11 місяців тому +11

      :0@@notevenemily

    • @vsxyyylol
      @vsxyyylol 11 місяців тому +4

      @@notevenemilydam

    • @HalloPanikattack
      @HalloPanikattack 9 місяців тому +2

      @@notevenemilyFr 🥲

    • @JordanS-ww4eu
      @JordanS-ww4eu 4 місяці тому +1

      @@notevenemilyyou’re very pretty

  • @jcnot9712
    @jcnot9712 11 місяців тому +746

    That first girlfriend is like someone took The Weeknd, SZA and Ariana Grande’s most toxic traits and programmed into one neat package 😂

  • @vasilijejovkovic8839
    @vasilijejovkovic8839 11 місяців тому +458

    "That moment when the mommy is mystic" HAD ME ROLLING LMAOOOO

  • @luvleylei
    @luvleylei 11 місяців тому +913

    Literally everytime she posts my day gets instantly better frfr 😭

  • @cayleeh403
    @cayleeh403 11 місяців тому +974

    emily is the funniest person i think i’ve ever watched😭😭

    • @moonseraph99
      @moonseraph99 11 місяців тому +25

      no seriously i havent laughed so hard at youtube videos in a while

    • @PinacoladaMatthew
      @PinacoladaMatthew 11 місяців тому +4

      yes!

    • @dliap98
      @dliap98 11 місяців тому +20

      she's honestly hilarious. somehow she's got those old youtube vibes and her humour is just slightly unhinged lol

    • @randorandorando659
      @randorandorando659 11 місяців тому

      no

    • @xx_d0ra3m0n_xx
      @xx_d0ra3m0n_xx 5 місяців тому +2

      not even emily and the impractical jokers >>>

  • @littlqstqr
    @littlqstqr 9 місяців тому +20

    ” touch my *heart*..? what are you a cardiac surgeon? ”
    HAD ME ROLLING 💀💀
    *also love your videos EMILY!*

    • @3starsburningbright
      @3starsburningbright 8 місяців тому

      I literally said “take me to the vivisection table first!”

  • @ghostinggray7070
    @ghostinggray7070 11 місяців тому +316

    THE GYM SEGMENT WAS SO REAL like i’ve been going to the gym for the past ~4 months (very inconsistently) but i LOVE looking in the mirror and pretending im making progress

    • @jenjoestar.
      @jenjoestar. 11 місяців тому +20

      I recommend wearing a hoodie when you workout and checking in months later😭

    • @the_richcat
      @the_richcat 11 місяців тому +6

      @@jenjoestar. I don't have the patience for that 😔😭

    • @jenjoestar.
      @jenjoestar. 10 місяців тому +2

      @@the_richcat 😭felt

    • @Froge4291
      @Froge4291 8 місяців тому +2

      But you ARE making progress, just trust the process and train hard, and you will see results, my friend :D

  • @vey5579
    @vey5579 11 місяців тому +260

    emily, you gotta do the f4f ones next time cause these were absolutely unhinged 😭 i need my faith in humanity restored

    • @Insanebehaviordude
      @Insanebehaviordude 11 місяців тому +47

      f4f are actually even more unhinged 😭

    • @Hahshdhbcbcyoutube
      @Hahshdhbcbcyoutube 10 місяців тому +3

      What is that?

    • @AHHHHHHHRRRRRGGGGGG
      @AHHHHHHHRRRRRGGGGGG 7 місяців тому +4

      @@HahshdhbcbcyoutubeI THINK it stands for Female 4 (as in for) Female? So like Girls loving Girls

  • @Supermateo97
    @Supermateo97 11 місяців тому +156

    Emily’s 1950’s radio announcer voice never ceases to bring me joy.

  • @burningredreputation
    @burningredreputation 11 місяців тому +177

    “how do you spell your name, kaylie?”
    “oh yeah it’s just chaeykaeiauyyleaighauyeahauoeahy” 22:08

  • @MarzeyMoo
    @MarzeyMoo 11 місяців тому +84

    "Take a breath *HEEEEAVE*, feel my body against yours *EEUUUUGH*" IM DYING

    • @MarzeyMoo
      @MarzeyMoo 11 місяців тому +3

      This was such an entertaining video sofmggomg

  • @MysticMommyAudios
    @MysticMommyAudios 11 місяців тому +128

    Lol, thank you for reacting to my cringe worthy audios. You’re so pretty btw 🤍🤍🤍

    • @notevenemily
      @notevenemily  11 місяців тому +77

      ur a queeeeeeeeen 🫶🏼 & thank you :))) 💞💞

  • @definitelynotfrankkk
    @definitelynotfrankkk 11 місяців тому +91

    8:18 "and it's by MysticMommy" 👀
    *audibly taps on the video*

    • @MysticMommyAudios
      @MysticMommyAudios 11 місяців тому +30

      :3

    • @angel127_
      @angel127_ 11 місяців тому +13

      @@MysticMommyAudiosomg loool i didn’t expect to see her here

  • @scootaloosweetieaj5461
    @scootaloosweetieaj5461 11 місяців тому +169

    it was so funny how everytime the yandere girlfriend moved you physically winced. truly i didnt expect her to go to my other ear either

  • @MooseMuncherss
    @MooseMuncherss 11 місяців тому +83

    Ur videos feel like a sleepover activity. Like i watch this and i think "this is so omegle at a sleepover core !! "

  • @YaBoiAltair
    @YaBoiAltair 11 місяців тому +31

    the transatlantic accent absolutely SENDS me every single time

  • @chococatlover_3459
    @chococatlover_3459 11 місяців тому +221

    denial: 10:16
    anger: 11:51
    bargaining: 13:16
    bro was going thru the stages of greif 💀

  • @tearsofagod653
    @tearsofagod653 11 місяців тому +203

    "DID I JUST PEE!?" "When life gives you lemons!👍🏻👍🏻"

  • @goodboi42
    @goodboi42 11 місяців тому +51

    This series is a true bisexual experience.

  • @jcnot9712
    @jcnot9712 11 місяців тому +82

    The one at 14:00 sounds less like asmr and more like she doesn’t want to wake up her parents 😂

  • @hallofries
    @hallofries 11 місяців тому +94

    no because you mentioning your short film made me go rewatch it and im crying again. ur amazing

  • @Karrot123
    @Karrot123 11 місяців тому +206

    an (almost) 30 minute not even emily video is exactly what i needed this Saturday

  • @JediJerBear
    @JediJerBear 11 місяців тому +150

    Nothing makes me more relaxed than listening to a toxic girlfriend before bed.... that's normal right?

    • @strawberryshortcake4345
      @strawberryshortcake4345 10 місяців тому +2

      It's okay who is normal anyways?

    • @Hahshdhbcbcyoutube
      @Hahshdhbcbcyoutube 10 місяців тому +2

      That's abnormal

    • @JediJerBear
      @JediJerBear 10 місяців тому

      @@Hahshdhbcbcyoutube just like your UA-cam name😅😂…. What is normal anyway?

    • @Hahshdhbcbcyoutube
      @Hahshdhbcbcyoutube 10 місяців тому +1

      @@JediJerBear it's called keyboard smashing, and don't get me wrong. If you enjoy this asmrs, then cool

    • @JediJerBear
      @JediJerBear 10 місяців тому

      @@Hahshdhbcbcyoutube nah not really but the “psycho girlfriend kidnaps you” ones that Lexi ASMR did was cool I guess 😅

  • @joTheBonas
    @joTheBonas 11 місяців тому +51

    Emily changing her hair 3 times during the video is a vibe

  • @aubrey2600
    @aubrey2600 11 місяців тому +26

    that moment when the mommy is mystic

  • @autumn-yb9xb
    @autumn-yb9xb 11 місяців тому +63

    guys we need to stage an intervention, i think Emily is addicted to these asmrs

  • @regulusblackdefender
    @regulusblackdefender 11 місяців тому +18

    THE FIRST GIRLFRIEND REPEATEDLY TELLING YOU TO STOP CRYING IS KILLING ME 😭😭😭

  • @pilipollo6193
    @pilipollo6193 11 місяців тому +90

    6:18 don't listen to her, emily, you are not a crybaby!!
    btw, love your content, i appreciate the braincell sacrifice you go through everyday to bring fresh videos to the table :, )
    congrats on your many girlfriends

  • @flowersforyouu
    @flowersforyouu 11 місяців тому +82

    emily defending her imaginary gf so profusely 😭

  • @ronoc9
    @ronoc9 11 місяців тому +69

    "Emily, please, take me back"
    1940s Emily: "No dice, dollface! Now skiddadle before I give you the old cauliflower ear!"

  • @sthpari9792
    @sthpari9792 11 місяців тому +14

    is it just me or does she really give 2000's vibe... her way of talking, room, hair, outfits and the whole vibe??
    i used to feel like she was a older wiser teenager when i was a teenager myself and now i'm in my mid 20's and still feel like she is a older teenager

    • @sthpari9792
      @sthpari9792 11 місяців тому +2

      it's comforting really

  • @idiedeadandicoulntbreath
    @idiedeadandicoulntbreath 11 місяців тому +54

    Emily reacting to ASMR is like one of the best things ever

  • @MarkTaylorFKAMarkMetal2013
    @MarkTaylorFKAMarkMetal2013 11 місяців тому +39

    HER: My water just broke.
    ME: You want this milkshake or not?

  • @luvyub7730
    @luvyub7730 11 місяців тому +24

    "so... should i lay down or..."
    "DO A HEADSTAND"
    i swear emily wont ever fail to make me laugh 😭😭

  • @mayawalart6196
    @mayawalart6196 11 місяців тому +71

    Emily should do a weird wattpad fan fiction video🦄

  • @blueberrypancakebatter
    @blueberrypancakebatter 11 місяців тому +96

    Watching Emily get traumatized is part of my weekly routine at the moment

  • @shinichi4947
    @shinichi4947 11 місяців тому +55

    I dont think ppl acknowledge enough how funny your facial expressions are😂

  • @clutteredjournal
    @clutteredjournal 11 місяців тому +60

    This should be a series!!!!

  • @shookisalook3832
    @shookisalook3832 11 місяців тому +24

    22:17 its literally me when my therapist says “take a breath” 😂

  • @latinaeyes99
    @latinaeyes99 11 місяців тому +24

    "Your tastes sucks!" girl we're dating you, what does that say about you huh?

  • @_jammed
    @_jammed 11 місяців тому +10

    "The Handmaiden" poster just chillin at the back!

  • @onionarmpit
    @onionarmpit 8 місяців тому +7

    stop I'm so gay I forgot these are mostly for straight people, that 'boyfriend' bit genuinely caught me off guard😭

  • @R0semary_Bush
    @R0semary_Bush 11 місяців тому +42

    i started watching you yesterday and i'm obsessed, your videos are so funny 😭
    (also, 100th like)

  • @reneevlogs1315
    @reneevlogs1315 11 місяців тому +12

    “Be with as many women as possible” - Emily

    • @h.b2774
      @h.b2774 11 місяців тому +3

      2024 goals🎉🎉🎉

  • @rinway2586
    @rinway2586 11 місяців тому +14

    Mystic mommy supremacy 🫡

  • @OddlyS.
    @OddlyS. 11 місяців тому +11

    Istg girlfriend asmr is SO unhinged, and it only get better when Emily is reacting to it

  • @londonnonon
    @londonnonon 11 місяців тому +8

    am i the only one who's noticed how much her hair has grown over her past videos 😭😭 like it looks so good

  • @mika.mikann
    @mika.mikann 11 місяців тому +15

    I hope this series never stops 😭🫶

  • @EayuProuxm
    @EayuProuxm 11 місяців тому +12

    "I just yapped at my camera for 5 minutes and lo and behold it wasn't even on"
    I just assumed that every youtuber did that.

  • @Happiness_Question_Mark
    @Happiness_Question_Mark 11 місяців тому +22

    How dare they be so toxic to their perfect girlfriend!

  • @s.m.oments
    @s.m.oments 8 місяців тому +4

    MY JAW DROPPEDDD I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE LOVE AND DEEPSPACE SPONSOR LMAOAOAO

  • @Holozara
    @Holozara 11 місяців тому +9

    Wtf the first escalated so quickly 😭😭😭

  • @maniac2633
    @maniac2633 11 місяців тому +10

    those videos are more engaging than you'd expect when you really tune into them

  • @blackfyre_
    @blackfyre_ 11 місяців тому +22

    y'all better watch out, Emily is really killing us w/ the back-to-back girlfriends 💀

  • @2onbora
    @2onbora 11 місяців тому +3

    U LITERALLY HAVE MY HUMOUR AND UR SO GORGEUS HELP😭😭

  • @BkhammoYou
    @BkhammoYou 11 місяців тому +9

    Emily blushing at a couple of those ASMR girls was so adorable. 😘

  • @socialistrepublicofvietnam1500
    @socialistrepublicofvietnam1500 11 місяців тому +2

    0:24 I heard that Emily loves exploring the vast cave systems of this beautiful land, the air is very moist but the scenery in those caves are absolutely gorgeous

  • @o_o8203
    @o_o8203 3 місяці тому +2

    Yandere gf and asmr bf who was annoyed at our laughter deserve each other 🤣

  • @luc1ano0
    @luc1ano0 11 місяців тому +7

    Have you played Episode yet?? if not, you definetly should
    I feel like your humor combined with the absolute insanity of the app would make for an amazing video 😭

  • @Trashpanda.archived
    @Trashpanda.archived 11 місяців тому +11

    YOUR REACTIONS ARE THE BEST 😭

  • @celesteigo231
    @celesteigo231 11 місяців тому +9

    Yesssss we are blessed with a half-hour video ! this is truly the highlight of my week 💕💝💝

  • @kimifw58
    @kimifw58 11 місяців тому +45

    Girlfriend snapping at you would be endearing if it was for a good reason and/or she apologized while trying to understand the sudden rise in emotions. This girlfriend just seems toxic.

  • @ZiggyGamma
    @ZiggyGamma 11 місяців тому +9

    Haven’t finished the video yet but I know girlfriend ASMR is the only thing keeping me alive
    Pretending I have someone who loves me romantically keeps me going.

  • @Krinbo
    @Krinbo 11 місяців тому +5

    Let’s be honest: that ad was timed perfectly.

  • @Blub3rryMuffin
    @Blub3rryMuffin 11 місяців тому +9

    the first one was so toxic lmaooooo

  • @elitate1609
    @elitate1609 11 місяців тому +2

    i’ve had to revisit this video four times to finish it bc the secondhand awkward is so intense

  • @moonems
    @moonems 11 місяців тому +13

    your videos are literally my only source of joy during exam season at uni

  • @catlady8256
    @catlady8256 11 місяців тому +7

    HELP THE FACT THAT AS SOON AS THE LAST GIRL’S WATER BROKE AN AD PLAYED ABOUT HOW WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS YOU MAKE LEMONADE?? 😭

  • @anastasyalukina8691
    @anastasyalukina8691 11 місяців тому +4

    not me watching this video while playing Love and Deeospace help 😭😭 that fr catched me off guard

  • @bug4929
    @bug4929 11 місяців тому +8

    The love and deepspace sponsor the day after I download it as a joke is telling me I have been given the gift of prophecy by Apollo

  • @siahwolf733
    @siahwolf733 11 місяців тому +5

    Mystic Mommy supremacy

  • @ezsoreal
    @ezsoreal 11 місяців тому +8

    one way ticket to toxic relationship station

  • @futura.a
    @futura.a 11 місяців тому +6

    everytime you post i get so happy actually 😭

    • @bettygrof.
      @bettygrof. 11 місяців тому +1

      LOTERALLT SAME SHES MY FAV

  • @mariyam9861
    @mariyam9861 11 місяців тому +4

    I loveee your background in the start of the video, so aesthetic lol i feel so cool when i get to Emily's videos within 5 minutes of posting

  • @tsd.mp4
    @tsd.mp4 11 місяців тому +61

    emily weve been dating in my head for 2 weeks

    • @damplamp3259
      @damplamp3259 11 місяців тому +21

      Rookie numbers we’ve been imaginary dating for a year so🙄

    • @tsd.mp4
      @tsd.mp4 11 місяців тому +18

      @@damplamp3259 dont worry bout it we had a long talking stage cause emily was kinda shy😣😣

    • @keistopherc
      @keistopherc 11 місяців тому +2

      In my head she broke up with me ☹️

    • @Sam-wq9vi
      @Sam-wq9vi 7 місяців тому +2

      lowkey parosicial ❤get help maybe

  • @glencoconut
    @glencoconut 11 місяців тому +1

    25:10 that was the absolute worst possible advert to get I thought that was all in the actual video I AM IN TEARS

  • @quenchedyt
    @quenchedyt 11 місяців тому +2

    love and deepspace ads have been stalking me on youtube for days now. so imagine my surprise when i click on emily’s video to relax… just to find out it’s the sponsor of this video

  • @K1nk4j0u
    @K1nk4j0u 11 місяців тому +8

    wait no cause why am I kinda eating this up unironically

  • @lostwisp
    @lostwisp 11 місяців тому +1

    "i just yapped at the cam for 5 minutes .... and it wasn't even on" SO REAL

  • @oxyz.mp4
    @oxyz.mp4 11 місяців тому +4

    a new emily video, the world is healing!

  • @viktoriyasd
    @viktoriyasd 11 місяців тому +5

    i honestly love this series

  • @Ssenguko
    @Ssenguko 11 місяців тому +7

    16:10 HELP IM LITTERALY SOBBING THAT WAS TOO FUNNY

  • @claudiam7533
    @claudiam7533 11 місяців тому +2

    You just know that when the mommy is mystic, is gonna be good PS: something that I considered while watching your video is how similar these ASMR vids remind me of the japan only (as far as i know) drama CDs, where even in most cases and because they are normally done in universe with anime characters, they are actually narrated by the OG voice actors. Which in turn makes me think of how these ASMR vids are our side of the globe equivalent to that and i think that is pretty interesting tbh. Btw, great video as always!

    • @angel127_
      @angel127_ 11 місяців тому

      bro i used to listen to those in 2020 don’t remind me😭😭

    • @Sam-wq9vi
      @Sam-wq9vi 7 місяців тому

      @@angel127_reminder ❤

  • @theferretof87
    @theferretof87 11 місяців тому +3

    Mystic mommy supremacy

  • @king_tutankhamun
    @king_tutankhamun 2 місяці тому

    ‘when life gives you lemons’ RIGJT WHEN HER WATER BREAKS IS SO GOOFY IM SOBIBG

  • @jonnust6236
    @jonnust6236 11 місяців тому +5

    Mystic mommy supremacy 💜

  • @jhsddbz
    @jhsddbz 6 місяців тому +2

    “how’s work?”
    “GOOD I GOT FIRED-😀”
    “that’s good!😊”

  • @Coleslaw-wj1qw
    @Coleslaw-wj1qw 11 місяців тому +5

    I love your videos so much, you and Brittany broski are my favorite people ever

    • @xaelun
      @xaelun 11 місяців тому +1

      you should also watch chad chad if you like emily and brittany :)

    • @Coleslaw-wj1qw
      @Coleslaw-wj1qw 11 місяців тому +2

      @@xaelun I DO WATCH CHAD CHAD!! She’s so funnyyyyy

  • @Abyssal.jellyfish
    @Abyssal.jellyfish Місяць тому +1

    22:29 “At the back of the hall straight up “reaching for it” and by “it” haha, let’s justr say… my private parts”

  • @englishbreakfastisrllygood1908
    @englishbreakfastisrllygood1908 11 місяців тому +1

    “so should i lay down or…”
    “do a headstand.”

  • @orechiette
    @orechiette 11 місяців тому +1

    I GOT SO CONFUSED WHEN EMILY MENTIONED LOVE AND DEEPSPACE AND AN AD FOR IT LITERALLY STARTS IMMEDIATELY AFTER 😭😭

  • @mahoganygordon3701
    @mahoganygordon3701 11 місяців тому +4

    The malfunctioning after the girl moaned

  • @loveline119
    @loveline119 11 місяців тому +3

    i take these reactions so seriously, like this is my soap opera right here.