guys the story about the 14/11 year old i stopped reading bc of their age 😭😭 sorry if it wasn’t clear but the story after that is a whole separate story i’m not gonna read a “hookup story” from someone saying they’re 14 tf 😭
@MadelynTetlow these people are really good at manipulating kids into talking to them and can even convince them to "meet up" or share more revealing information over time. They can also just be hackers and get ip addresses and such.
Hey guys! This is Tristan Au, the writer/director of Omakase! I love reading all the comments about the excitement over the film, I can’t wait for y’all to see it!!! Much love 🥰
I have never heard a bigger example of 'male main character' syndrome than seeing a woman sobbing from grief and assuming it was because you're packing and it was physical pain
im aroace but i really dont think these stories are a valid reason for not dating, like dating and finding a partner doesnt have to be about sex and doesnt have to include it just saying that maybe you should validate your life choices on more "real" experiences which you can rely on in moments of doubt or comfort seeking (sorry for being a 🤓)
@@captainpotatord6984i'm sure they already have valid experiences to back their choice not to date. good advice, but i won't lie just a bit strange to offer it. if someone's already living that lifestyle, don't you think they have reason to?
Being intimate with your significant other while they were on the phone with their mom wouldn't be a problem if they also ordered something from Wendy's for you. It's common courtesy.
M/38… I was 33 at the time of this incident. I was at a girls house and we had just finished eating dinner together. We were super hitting it off and flirting and were def gonna do the deed. She was in her kitchen doing something when I looked over into her bedroom where I saw her cat jump onto the bed- look me right in the fucking face- and rip a huge runny shit on her comforter. All I could do was stare. I was stunned. She saw my face and asked what was wrong and when I told her and she was mortified. She quickly stripped the bed and threw everything in the washer. We still… arrived. And we dated for a year.
My worst was probably the guy who started talking about how good poosay is and how I should try it, WHILE I WAS INSIDE HIM. Sir, we are both men, and we'd already established I was not bisexual. Lost that hard on immediately. On the awkward walk back, he revealed he was getting married to a man in 6 months time. Two years later and he still messages me thinking I'm interested. I wish I could be as happy and delusional as him. Sad I missed the submissions because I have so many more to contribute :(
The "I wish I could be as happy and delusional as him" took me out 😂 I'm sad I missed the submission too because I also have so many. Being a flirty and happy drunk on top of having social anxiety and panic disorder is quite the ticking time bomb for disaster
I remember I stumbled upon that subreddit that mocks people who make fake sex story (r/ihadsex?) and the first post I saw was about someone quite suddenly getting fingered in the kitchen and... that... did happen to me. Consensually, but it was still weird AF, LMAO. (Dude was nice, though, just hella horny, dude-way.)
I hate it when men talk about their genitals as if they’re female body parts because one of the major reasons I’m gay is because I’m repulsed by female genitalia (in the same vein that some lesbians hate male genitalia). And it’s also weirdly misogynistic whenever gay men erase another gay man’s masculinity as if being a bottom makes you a woman 🙄
I'm both fascinated and confused by how that man's mind works, like what was the thought process??? Were there any thoughts even being processed to begin with?? Man just seems to go with the flow of his mind a bit too passively 😭 Was he trying to be seductive when talking about that when you were in him or was he just chatting it up during the deed??? Cuz both options are equally as confusing 😭
11 was apparently the age of that story so it's even worse 🤢 I'm praying there was a break in the story that Emily forgot to mention because that's CRIMINALLLLL if it's all one story like it sounded
@@bradleymartinez185she actually confirmed that they’re different stories! once she heard the age, she immediately moved on, you can see the pinned comment abt it :)
i have no idea wtf why but the saying things twice bit e.g. "a lot of you are having bad sex, and a lot of you are having bad sex, many such cases, many such cases" always makes me laugh
The worst thing that happened to me was, me and my boyfriend at the time were making out on my bed and I had youtube on shuffle because we were just previously watching some mindless playthroughs on my TV. Right as we were about to get even more steamy, we both heard markiplier absolutely screaming his lungs out while playing fnaf security breach.... thankfully we both laughed it off and just went back to cuddling, but omfg thinking back on it, I want to D I E🥲
37:34 Not a song, but she had Family Guy playing on her bedside laptop every time we were together, and now I can’t lick a woman’s “creamy center” without hearing Peter Griffin’s laugh in my mind.
The worst thing that ever came on while I was in the act wasn't a song. My partner at the time and I typically just let whatever youtube video was on keep playing and let auto play do the heavy lifting. I'm taken completely out of the moment when good mythical mornings "will it taco" episode comes on, and I'm balls deep in my partner while Link retches up a congealed blood taco. Good times
Emily really should've added a message in the video that the 14 yr olds story wasn't included cus we all thought the lesbian sex story right after was the same person right 💀
Since the comments have a ton of teenagers, let me note that I am rather older than your main demo at 43 (f). Awesome hair clip and congrats on the movie - looking forward to watching it! As to the song... hm. Don't often listen to music during sex, but since you opened the door to videos... Before we started dating, my wife and I were best friends for years. I'd made plans to spend the night at her place in a platonic way - and that was the day we hooked up, our friendship suddenly blossoming into more. We spent the better part of the afternoon having sex - and the had to stop because her roommates were going to arrive home. We didn't really know what was happing between us yet, so we pretended like we hadn't just spent two hours naked and ate dinner with her roommates like nothing was weird. And then we went to her room so she could "show me an anime". She put on an anime called Shamanic Princess to cover up any sounds we might make. We completely ignore the show, having sex - and then the episode ends. This was back in the day of hardly any episodes per disk. So she put the same episode on again. And again. And again. And again. It was like this bizarre personal soundtrack to us going down on each other. A couple weeks later when we decided to actually become an official couple, her roommates were like "yeah, we know, we heard you fucking." So it didn't even work. That was over two decades ago now. We've been together ever since.
The Wendy's story is like she was midway through, saw the clock said 9.45 and was like "OH SHIT Wendy's closes in 15 minutes, better place the order right now... but I don't want to ruin the mood... I know, I have two hands, I'll multitask! I still have my other hand and THIS MAP! "
I will NEVER forget that night when he had his playlist on in the background and all of a sudden a fucking SpongeBob AI song started playing. He didn't even notice it 😭 I had to push him off and tell him "I am NOT having sex to this" for him to skip it.
I wouldn't have a problem having sex to SpongeBob music, smash my bikini bottom while having bikini bottom ambiance in the background, that's fine, but the AI part is just a dealbreaker
HELLO?? ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THE 11 YEAR OLD ONE?? And their hookup partner?? TATOOS?? They had to be way older. Idk but that confession made me feel weird.😭
real the normalization was so jarring and creepy to me personally like you op you a victim and shouldve been watching cartoons or drawing with crayons just simply being a kid 😭
11 years old... There's absolutely NO WAY a child that age can fully grasp what the act means and what the consequences might be. My gosh, that's a victim. Even if they don't understand this now, it'll hit them eventually. Painful.
they were two different stories bc the 11 year old one said it happened online I think Emily just forgot to say that it was a different story she started
The worst song to come up is when I was playing music and I put on a sapphic playlist (cause I don't wanna hear a man's voice during lesbian sex) and the song rollerderby queen by the red aunts came on, which starts loud and abruptly but the worst part is that I have it set as one of my alarms in the morning, so my partner and I are used to get scared by it at like 5:30am so when it came on during sex it was so incredibly jarring
oh my Emily, watching you and seeing just how much deserved success you've achieved makes me so happy to witness as a viewer. Reaching one million subscribers and starring in Empathy Man, and now Omakase, you're reaping the benefits of your years of hard work and it fills me with joy. Clearly, the universe has so much planned for you and I'm nothing but excited. I will be anticipating this upcoming movie girl!! sending you lots and lots of love, my comfort creator
okay but i’m SO excited for omakase!!! looks so intriguing in an idea everyone can somewhat relate to, but is such an asian particular culture phenomenon!! plus the acting from everyone looks phenomenal!!!
As a 20 year old, I couldn’t see myself at 14 sending a UA-camr a “hookup” story. It’s mostly because I’m Asexual and Aromantic but still if I was for some reason sexually active at that age. I personally think people should wait until 18.
not a horror story but kind of funny... was hooking up with my situationship and immediately after he finished he asked me to queue femininomenon by chappell roan. like dude real asf but read the room. still with him though idc
GTA San Andreas soundtrack started playing once while we were going at it on the couch. I couldn't see his face so I just tried to play it cool, but eventually we both ended up laughing out loud. And after some time we decided to keep on, but some shepherd kind of flute song started playing... What a memorable evening it was
the worst song for me that came on was careless whispers. yeah idk either i had it on my playlist because i liked the bridge part i immediately removed it all together afterwards
"Are 14 year olds watching my videos???" ...I'm 14... started watching your stuff when I was 11 and you were at like 300k-500k ish subscribers at the time and I've loved your vids ever since
Oh my god why is everyone in the comments so young. I’m like, older than average from the comments I’ve seen? This is crazy??? Why are there so many actual little kids on a video about HOOKUPS????? I initially assumed that most of Emily’s viewers would be adults… It’s actually so worrying to see people under the age of 13 on a video like this dear god. The average person here seems to be like 14…
@@notevenemilyAt the same time though, age statistics are often incredibly inaccurate because no 14 year old actually sets their age as 14… I think just about every minor sets their age as above 18 when registering an account… I’m still just a little baffled at how many people are openly 14 or under in here 😭😭 When I was 14 I would never share my age online
@@notevenemilyif it makes you feel any better, you have a really welcoming presence & you have a great sense of humor, plus you’re queer & you’re open & honest about your experiences & stuff. sometimes it’s just really nice to find a queer youtuber that you really like which might be why there’s younger people here? that’s a lot of the reason i follow you since you’re a really fun person & you make me laugh a lot so it’s probably similar for other young people 😭😭
@@notevenemily dw, most of your "young" viewers, are ones with inner zestynes combined with a portion of adolescent parentification .Basically, they’re like emotional adults-in-training
guys the story about the 14/11 year old i stopped reading bc of their age 😭😭 sorry if it wasn’t clear but the story after that is a whole separate story i’m not gonna read a “hookup story” from someone saying they’re 14 tf 😭
Omg I didn't catch that at first 😭😭 I was so concerned
DUDE I WAS SO CONFUSED I THOUGHT THIS 14 YEAR OLD WAS TALKING ABOUT HAVING SEX AT THE AGE OF 11 I WAS LIKE ???HUH????
K
You should pin this bc a lot of ppl are confused 😭😭🙏🏻
@@panda-yr6ulit is pinned!!
IF YOU ARE A MINOR, do NOT comment your age!!! That can make you an EASY target for predators, pedos, and traffickers!!! Please be safe y'all!
how are they gonna find where they live?
how the fuck this mental comment got so many thumbs up? I don't know wth is going on
@MadelynTetlow these people are really good at manipulating kids into talking to them and can even convince them to "meet up" or share more revealing information over time. They can also just be hackers and get ip addresses and such.
@@MadelynTetlow it's genuinely pretty easy lmao
I’m 1!
Hey guys! This is Tristan Au, the writer/director of Omakase! I love reading all the comments about the excitement over the film, I can’t wait for y’all to see it!!! Much love 🥰
I’m really excited to watch! 🤍
SICK! I’m really excited to watch it!
SO EXCITED!!
CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH IT
How do we know it’s u?
"So, here is the trailer!"
*Ad plays*
STOP SAME-
Grammarly: The movie
the minute i read this an ad immediately played
36:55 Hearing someone call relgious people “god stans” was not on my 2024 bingo card😭
Like this isn't K-pop 😭
Fr religion isn't like K-pop 😭
@@ultimatemusedunno, they act pretty similar
LMAO FR
i am a God stan confirmed
I have never heard a bigger example of 'male main character' syndrome than seeing a woman sobbing from grief and assuming it was because you're packing and it was physical pain
As someone who doesnt date, these videos really validate my life choices
FR, i’m very proud to say i’m single after hearing all of this
im aroace but i really dont think these stories are a valid reason for not dating, like dating and finding a partner doesnt have to be about sex and doesnt have to include it
just saying that maybe you should validate your life choices on more "real" experiences which you can rely on in moments of doubt or comfort seeking (sorry for being a 🤓)
@@captainpotatord6984i'm sure they already have valid experiences to back their choice not to date. good advice, but i won't lie just a bit strange to offer it. if someone's already living that lifestyle, don't you think they have reason to?
A lot of these are def fake
Me
2:24 OK EMILY MULTILINGUAL ICON......
Konnichiwa!
@@bug688oh that’s not…
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@@bug688sucky tan ducky doo..
@@bug688oh.
If I saw my crush coming closer just to touch my hip and say "You have a crush on me don't you?" I would've left the freaking room 😭
i would have left the planet bro, my anxious ass could NOT handle that 😭😭😭😭😭😭
this story can't be real because what the fuck? this is Wattpad kind of delulu
@@hugo_the_wafflethis is what I was thinking bc there’s no way
There was a guy that took me out of class, told me his suicide thoughts and then said “u have a crush on me right?” I DID NOT
It don't matter HOW much I like you I woulda been MORTIFIED
Being intimate with your significant other while they were on the phone with their mom wouldn't be a problem if they also ordered something from Wendy's for you. It's common courtesy.
Exactly, I want a 4 for 4 too 🙄
I mean I'd use DoorDash but that's just me lmao
I KNEW MY SCISSOR SISTER INSTICTS WERE SENSING MY QUEEN POSTED
SCISSORE SISTER?
what the fuck lmfaoooo
Omg scissor sisters I'm using that
😭😭😭😭😭😭
Omg help this made me laugh so hard
11:06 imaging getting someone to go to your house and your dog is why you fumbled.
that one made me laugh so much bc like 😭 just imagine the dog next to its little shit looking all guilty how dogs do 😭😭
"You may be the TOP in this moment but im gonna bite your BOTTOM. HARD." 😂😂😂😂
Wake up babe, the FABULOUS QUEEN OF THE AMAZING LESBIANS, just posted.
14 minutes ago 😍
Wake up babe..? You mean like.. Good luck babe..? 😏
YOU CAN KISS A HUNDRED BOYS IN BARS !!
28:47 “i would’ve been literally vibrating like a rose toy from excitement” was my favorite part of the video and had to recreate many times
🤨
@@jimohahmed1034 ? Sorry ur boring
“A-one-and-a-two-and-a-three-and~~RAWR~~” just sent me for some reason. 😂
M/38… I was 33 at the time of this incident. I was at a girls house and we had just finished eating dinner together. We were super hitting it off and flirting and were def gonna do the deed. She was in her kitchen doing something when I looked over into her bedroom where I saw her cat jump onto the bed- look me right in the fucking face- and rip a huge runny shit on her comforter. All I could do was stare. I was stunned. She saw my face and asked what was wrong and when I told her and she was mortified. She quickly stripped the bed and threw everything in the washer. We still… arrived. And we dated for a year.
That's cute❤
Cat was like i aint finna let you win
@@bigmon5757Cat sensed a threat to its reign over its woman. 😂
3:03 i love the way the cat in the backround is staring righ at the camera
Made me burst out laughing because the first few seconds the cat looked absolutely terrified
Bruh that big bed story is soo fanfictiony, i refuse to believe it's real LOL
i found the corner street story with a third guy joining in so unreal
"THANK YOU FOR POSTING QUEEN EMILY" we all chant in unison
THANK YOU FOR POSTING QUEEN EMILY
THANK YOU FOR POSTING QUEEN EMILY
THANK YOU FOR POSTING QUEEN EMILY
THANK YOU FOR POSTING QUEEN EMILY
THANK YOU FOR POSTING QUEEN EMILY
Sometimes I questions if i should lower my standars after 5 years single by choice and then a video like this comes my way to reassure me lol
literally they fuel me to not drop my standards
Nah, we deserve better. 😭
My worst was probably the guy who started talking about how good poosay is and how I should try it, WHILE I WAS INSIDE HIM. Sir, we are both men, and we'd already established I was not bisexual. Lost that hard on immediately. On the awkward walk back, he revealed he was getting married to a man in 6 months time. Two years later and he still messages me thinking I'm interested. I wish I could be as happy and delusional as him.
Sad I missed the submissions because I have so many more to contribute :(
oh my god????????????? this man is a bit confusing lmaoo
The "I wish I could be as happy and delusional as him" took me out 😂
I'm sad I missed the submission too because I also have so many. Being a flirty and happy drunk on top of having social anxiety and panic disorder is quite the ticking time bomb for disaster
I remember I stumbled upon that subreddit that mocks people who make fake sex story (r/ihadsex?) and the first post I saw was about someone quite suddenly getting fingered in the kitchen and... that... did happen to me. Consensually, but it was still weird AF, LMAO. (Dude was nice, though, just hella horny, dude-way.)
I hate it when men talk about their genitals as if they’re female body parts because one of the major reasons I’m gay is because I’m repulsed by female genitalia (in the same vein that some lesbians hate male genitalia). And it’s also weirdly misogynistic whenever gay men erase another gay man’s masculinity as if being a bottom makes you a woman 🙄
I'm both fascinated and confused by how that man's mind works, like what was the thought process??? Were there any thoughts even being processed to begin with?? Man just seems to go with the flow of his mind a bit too passively 😭 Was he trying to be seductive when talking about that when you were in him or was he just chatting it up during the deed??? Cuz both options are equally as confusing 😭
WE STAN THE HAIRCLIP
She’s stunning with it
THE TRAILER LITERALLY ATE I LOVE IT
THE MAHJONG TILE IN THE HAIRCLIP IM OBSESSED
"The God Stans" was WILD. 🤣
she was talking ab me
Never in my life would i think id hear "hookup horror stories"
But im still not surprised-
As a straight, I thought it was a part of the game. 😭💀
Im 19, Ive been watching since I was like 16. Did watch you in the vine days so probably younger.
14 is wild
ME TOOOOOOO 🥳
11 was apparently the age of that story so it's even worse 🤢 I'm praying there was a break in the story that Emily forgot to mention because that's CRIMINALLLLL if it's all one story like it sounded
@@CitizenOfPolandi’m thinking since it was talking about how it was online and the story wasn’t about online…I HOPE it’s 2 stories
Same @@CitizenOfPoland
@@bradleymartinez185she actually confirmed that they’re different stories! once she heard the age, she immediately moved on, you can see the pinned comment abt it :)
i have no idea wtf why but the saying things twice bit e.g. "a lot of you are having bad sex, and a lot of you are having bad sex, many such cases, many such cases" always makes me laugh
The story about the two guys at the school camp was actually so sweet, kinda hope they somehow got back together. That would be so sweet
The worst thing that happened to me was, me and my boyfriend at the time were making out on my bed and I had youtube on shuffle because we were just previously watching some mindless playthroughs on my TV. Right as we were about to get even more steamy, we both heard markiplier absolutely screaming his lungs out while playing fnaf security breach.... thankfully we both laughed it off and just went back to cuddling, but omfg thinking back on it, I want to D I E🥲
AHHHHHH OMAKASE LOOKS SO GOODDDDD IM SO EXCITED TO WATCH
37:34 Not a song, but she had Family Guy playing on her bedside laptop every time we were together, and now I can’t lick a woman’s “creamy center” without hearing Peter Griffin’s laugh in my mind.
what the actual fuck 😭😭😭
Why would you call it that
creamy center ???😭
CREAMY CENTER 😭🙏
I got a flash back to that story of the guy putting his tongue in that person's ear when you said 'creamy center ' 😭
The worst thing that ever came on while I was in the act wasn't a song. My partner at the time and I typically just let whatever youtube video was on keep playing and let auto play do the heavy lifting. I'm taken completely out of the moment when good mythical mornings "will it taco" episode comes on, and I'm balls deep in my partner while Link retches up a congealed blood taco. Good times
guys growling during sex is so common , ive had that happen with 2 different ppl 😭
based of them tbh
WHAT 😭😭 LIKE *ANIMAL* GROWLING????
OP, do u exclusively date furries??
whattt😭
@@cheddarcheezit2647This question scalped me. 💀💀💀
Emily really should've added a message in the video that the 14 yr olds story wasn't included cus we all thought the lesbian sex story right after was the same person right 💀
Oh shoot I thought it was. Thank god it wasn’t right? Right…??
i mean ig, the 14 year old one said the story was online so🤷♂️
"The God's stans" 😭😭😭 I can't. 😭😭😭
Since the comments have a ton of teenagers, let me note that I am rather older than your main demo at 43 (f). Awesome hair clip and congrats on the movie - looking forward to watching it!
As to the song... hm. Don't often listen to music during sex, but since you opened the door to videos...
Before we started dating, my wife and I were best friends for years. I'd made plans to spend the night at her place in a platonic way - and that was the day we hooked up, our friendship suddenly blossoming into more. We spent the better part of the afternoon having sex - and the had to stop because her roommates were going to arrive home. We didn't really know what was happing between us yet, so we pretended like we hadn't just spent two hours naked and ate dinner with her roommates like nothing was weird. And then we went to her room so she could "show me an anime".
She put on an anime called Shamanic Princess to cover up any sounds we might make. We completely ignore the show, having sex - and then the episode ends. This was back in the day of hardly any episodes per disk. So she put the same episode on again. And again. And again. And again.
It was like this bizarre personal soundtrack to us going down on each other.
A couple weeks later when we decided to actually become an official couple, her roommates were like "yeah, we know, we heard you fucking." So it didn't even work.
That was over two decades ago now. We've been together ever since.
Good lord
Shamanic princess is crazy😂
thankgod you learned way later on, if i were you and i learned that earlier on i wouldve shater a wall with my head (for context: an american wall)
"the god stans...christians" took me OUT LMAO
The worst song that ever came up was the Attack on Titan opening💀made for a good laugh, but definitely ruined the mood😂
I mean... the bees and the eagles. I feel like it's strangely fitting somehow
The Wendy's story is like she was midway through, saw the clock said 9.45 and was like "OH SHIT Wendy's closes in 15 minutes, better place the order right now... but I don't want to ruin the mood... I know, I have two hands, I'll multitask! I still have my other hand and THIS MAP! "
Can i just say i love the vibe of your room? It's like you're the main character on a tv show, so cozy and cool
emily's habit to repeat a sentence atleast twice is killing me omfg i love it so much what the hell 😭😭😭😭😭
"We love the hairclip!", we all say in unison. (I really do love it. )
The fierce loyalty of our canine companions never ceases to impress me.
I will NEVER forget that night when he had his playlist on in the background and all of a sudden a fucking SpongeBob AI song started playing. He didn't even notice it 😭 I had to push him off and tell him "I am NOT having sex to this" for him to skip it.
I wouldn't have a problem having sex to SpongeBob music, smash my bikini bottom while having bikini bottom ambiance in the background, that's fine, but the AI part is just a dealbreaker
HELLO?? ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THE 11 YEAR OLD ONE?? And their hookup partner?? TATOOS?? They had to be way older. Idk but that confession made me feel weird.😭
right im so baffled. i truly hope that somebody just made that up so they could be in the video cuz what in the everloving fucj😭
real the normalization was so jarring and creepy to me personally like you op you a victim and shouldve been watching cartoons or drawing with crayons just simply being a kid 😭
11 years old... There's absolutely NO WAY a child that age can fully grasp what the act means and what the consequences might be. My gosh, that's a victim. Even if they don't understand this now, it'll hit them eventually. Painful.
Guys.... I'm pretty sure they were 2 different stories
they were two different stories bc the 11 year old one said it happened online I think Emily just forgot to say that it was a different story she started
It's nice to see Amanda Wang branching out into drama. Wang really has range!
The worst song to come up is when I was playing music and I put on a sapphic playlist (cause I don't wanna hear a man's voice during lesbian sex) and the song rollerderby queen by the red aunts came on, which starts loud and abruptly but the worst part is that I have it set as one of my alarms in the morning, so my partner and I are used to get scared by it at like 5:30am so when it came on during sex it was so incredibly jarring
im lowk obsessed with that shirt
19:37 I IMMEDIATELY GOT AN AD FOR A DOG SHELTER AFTER THIS STORY HELP PLS 💀💀
CALLED HER MOM- 😭😭😭
oh my Emily, watching you and seeing just how much deserved success you've achieved makes me so happy to witness as a viewer. Reaching one million subscribers and starring in Empathy Man, and now Omakase, you're reaping the benefits of your years of hard work and it fills me with joy. Clearly, the universe has so much planned for you and I'm nothing but excited. I will be anticipating this upcoming movie girl!! sending you lots and lots of love, my comfort creator
THE TRAILER IS SO???? GORGEOUS?? I CAN'T WAIT FOR IT TO COME OUT. So excited to see this acting career of yours growing, it's incredibly inspiring.
the dog one I’m dead what yowls was this dude curating for 5 stitches
"the goblin inside you. sedate it." haha I LOVE that 🤣
also age check I'm now 33 years old 🙃
You give me vibes of a stem kid who really wanted to do art. Same boat. Inspired by you queen❤️
okay but i’m SO excited for omakase!!! looks so intriguing in an idea everyone can somewhat relate to, but is such an asian particular culture phenomenon!! plus the acting from everyone looks phenomenal!!!
HOLY SHIT CONGRATS I AM SO EXCITED TO SEE THE SHORT FILM!! YOU'RE AMAZING.
Emily I love ur shirt so much I wanna steal it, I would never go goblin mode and tear it, just steal it. I love your shirt.
in my head goblin mode is stealing things so that fits
Ah another “thank god I’m asexual video”
me tooo
@@childofgod759 🤜🏻🤛🏻
Its so peaceful being asexual and aromantic.
hell yeh
real
The hair clip IS LITERALLY ADORABLE THIS VIDEO IS GOING TO BE SO SILLY AND AMZING (of course it will be) ALSO IM SO EXCITED FOR THE SHORT FILKM
OMG IM SO EXCITED FOR THE SHORT FILM???
The dog that bit the girls @ss cheeks omg😭😭
Bestie, they were both men
💀@@k-onlegacy
YURRRRR, omg I love the hair clip
40 MINS?? U BLESSED US
I knew I didn’t go to sleep till 4:30 am bc I wasn’t sleepy for a REASON
It was to watch and gawk at hookup horror stories with my queen >3
Never have I been so glad to be demisexual
Real
Not demisexual but ace and greatest thing that could happen to me 🙏🙏
So real
Sameee😭
What is demisexual?
man i love saturdays i get smosh reddit stories and emily back to back, this sitting-in-bed-in-my-pyjamas is about to go CRAZY 🔥🔥🔥🔥
I'M ACTUALLY INSANE. IT'S BEEN TWENTY SEVEN SECONDS AND MY OBSESSIVE ASS IS ALREADY ON THIS VIDEO 😭
edit- hey guys, uh, i meant obsessive 💀
I bet that when you clicked the video it gave it 3 views you big back
@@leofinallyunderstandsthis was literally so uncalled for dawg
@@leofinallyunderstands WTH IM CRYING
@@leofinallyunderstands WHERE DID THIS COME FROM😭😭😭
@@leofinallyunderstandsDAMN WHATD THEY DO TO YOU
As a 20 year old, I couldn’t see myself at 14 sending a UA-camr a “hookup” story. It’s mostly because I’m Asexual and Aromantic but still if I was for some reason sexually active at that age. I personally think people should wait until 18.
THE HAIR CLIP LOOKS PHENOMENAL
edit; congrats for the shortfilm!! i hope we can see it soon :D
The hair clip is adorable and so is the top 👌🏻
39 minutes of Emily. We live in the best timeline
why did this video just make me realise i may have been a rebound 😭
Omakase sounds awesome.
For the rest, wait, wait, I need popcorn...and possibly an antiemetic. lol
Damn, the stories in this video really bewildered me. So many things can go wrong during a hookup. Also, I'm very exited for the short film!
not a horror story but kind of funny... was hooking up with my situationship and immediately after he finished he asked me to queue femininomenon by chappell roan. like dude real asf but read the room. still with him though idc
The cat in the directors note brought me so much joy. Love your videos and I will definitely be watching the short film !
That golden retriever really protect
Spirited Away 😭😭😭 I’m imagining it and it’s taking me outtt
WHY AM I GEEKING OUT OMG I CANT WAIT FOR OMAKASE!!!!!!
GTA San Andreas soundtrack started playing once while we were going at it on the couch. I couldn't see his face so I just tried to play it cool, but eventually we both ended up laughing out loud. And after some time we decided to keep on, but some shepherd kind of flute song started playing... What a memorable evening it was
27:50
That IS THE FUNNIEST THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE!! The way your voice just cuts
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
the worst song for me that came on was careless whispers. yeah idk either i had it on my playlist because i liked the bridge part i immediately removed it all together afterwards
The hair clip is gorgeous Emily ❤️
"Are 14 year olds watching my videos???" ...I'm 14... started watching your stuff when I was 11 and you were at like 300k-500k ish subscribers at the time and I've loved your vids ever since
Seeing you being serious in the movie isss soo unreal like its so different
I watched Omakase yesterday/early this morning and it’s SOOOOO good I need a sequel YESTERDAY
OMG EMILY FINALLY POSTED PART 2 GUYS
36:44 NOT THE “i’d even hook up with you” GIRL. THATS CRAZYYY
Oh my god why is everyone in the comments so young. I’m like, older than average from the comments I’ve seen? This is crazy??? Why are there so many actual little kids on a video about HOOKUPS?????
I initially assumed that most of Emily’s viewers would be adults…
It’s actually so worrying to see people under the age of 13 on a video like this dear god.
The average person here seems to be like 14…
my stats say that my largest age group is 18-24 and 25-34 sooooo im guessing the youngsters are just commenting bc i mentioned them LMAOO
@@notevenemilyAt the same time though, age statistics are often incredibly inaccurate because no 14 year old actually sets their age as 14… I think just about every minor sets their age as above 18 when registering an account…
I’m still just a little baffled at how many people are openly 14 or under in here 😭😭 When I was 14 I would never share my age online
trueeee well i’m hoping it’s at least somewhat accurate bc i don’t think i’m a kids channel at allllllll 😬😬
@@notevenemilyif it makes you feel any better, you have a really welcoming presence & you have a great sense of humor, plus you’re queer & you’re open & honest about your experiences & stuff. sometimes it’s just really nice to find a queer youtuber that you really like which might be why there’s younger people here? that’s a lot of the reason i follow you since you’re a really fun person & you make me laugh a lot so it’s probably similar for other young people 😭😭
@@notevenemily dw, most of your "young" viewers, are ones with inner zestynes combined with a portion of adolescent parentification .Basically, they’re like emotional adults-in-training
SO EXCITED FOR THE SHORT STORY OH MY GOSH EMILYYYY
ive never even kissed anyone before and even I know not to keep things still when kissing someone. why do people not seem to get that
31:37 "OKAYSOWHOSBETTERATSEXMEORMYBROTHER?!?!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Family Thanksgiving dinner 😭
Ngl this so interesting to me even as a guy. Youre way of presenting videos is interesting af
I actually love you calling Christians ‘God Stans’ that sounds awesome lol😂
the random 14 year old, please😭
The timing of me opening UA-cam and getting this :D
😭LOVE THE HAIR CLIP
edit: can't wait for the short film!!