Hookup Horror Stories to keep you up at night

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  • @notevenemily
    @notevenemily  4 місяці тому +5687

    guys the story about the 14/11 year old i stopped reading bc of their age 😭😭 sorry if it wasn’t clear but the story after that is a whole separate story i’m not gonna read a “hookup story” from someone saying they’re 14 tf 😭

    • @oswaldtheluckywolf
      @oswaldtheluckywolf 4 місяці тому +708

      Omg I didn't catch that at first 😭😭 I was so concerned

    • @proxii_mity
      @proxii_mity 4 місяці тому +666

      DUDE I WAS SO CONFUSED I THOUGHT THIS 14 YEAR OLD WAS TALKING ABOUT HAVING SEX AT THE AGE OF 11 I WAS LIKE ???HUH????

    • @leoreid7181
      @leoreid7181 4 місяці тому +13

      K

    • @panda-yr6ul
      @panda-yr6ul 4 місяці тому +206

      You should pin this bc a lot of ppl are confused 😭😭🙏🏻

    • @notevenemily
      @notevenemily  4 місяці тому +281

      @@panda-yr6ulit is pinned!!

  • @mushroomy06
    @mushroomy06 4 місяці тому +4343

    IF YOU ARE A MINOR, do NOT comment your age!!! That can make you an EASY target for predators, pedos, and traffickers!!! Please be safe y'all!

    • @MadelynTetlow
      @MadelynTetlow 4 місяці тому +18

      how are they gonna find where they live?

    • @CykPykMyk
      @CykPykMyk 4 місяці тому +24

      how the fuck this mental comment got so many thumbs up? I don't know wth is going on

    • @mushroomy06
      @mushroomy06 4 місяці тому +152

      @MadelynTetlow these people are really good at manipulating kids into talking to them and can even convince them to "meet up" or share more revealing information over time. They can also just be hackers and get ip addresses and such.

    • @quokkaffee143
      @quokkaffee143 4 місяці тому +33

      ​@@MadelynTetlow it's genuinely pretty easy lmao

    • @yves_lover1
      @yves_lover1 4 місяці тому +38

      I’m 1!

  • @tristanau9091
    @tristanau9091 4 місяці тому +5551

    Hey guys! This is Tristan Au, the writer/director of Omakase! I love reading all the comments about the excitement over the film, I can’t wait for y’all to see it!!! Much love 🥰

    • @djseawitch
      @djseawitch 4 місяці тому +57

      I’m really excited to watch! 🤍

    • @stonks3507
      @stonks3507 4 місяці тому +31

      SICK! I’m really excited to watch it!

    • @forkalamari6093
      @forkalamari6093 4 місяці тому +16

      SO EXCITED!!

    • @beepboopboopbeep3
      @beepboopboopbeep3 4 місяці тому +14

      CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH IT

    • @Jewel-ck2xk
      @Jewel-ck2xk 4 місяці тому +4

      How do we know it’s u?

  • @IdentityCrisis-nc7gy
    @IdentityCrisis-nc7gy 4 місяці тому +3751

    "So, here is the trailer!"
    *Ad plays*

  • @katharina9558
    @katharina9558 4 місяці тому +2142

    36:55 Hearing someone call relgious people “god stans” was not on my 2024 bingo card😭

    • @ultimatemuse
      @ultimatemuse 4 місяці тому +74

      Like this isn't K-pop 😭

    • @ultimatemuse
      @ultimatemuse 4 місяці тому +27

      Fr religion isn't like K-pop 😭

    • @cheddarcheezit2647
      @cheddarcheezit2647 4 місяці тому +183

      ​@@ultimatemusedunno, they act pretty similar

    • @Cinnacattt
      @Cinnacattt 4 місяці тому +13

      LMAO FR

    • @greathairs8199
      @greathairs8199 4 місяці тому +29

      i am a God stan confirmed

  • @FishareFriendsNotFood972
    @FishareFriendsNotFood972 4 місяці тому +685

    I have never heard a bigger example of 'male main character' syndrome than seeing a woman sobbing from grief and assuming it was because you're packing and it was physical pain

  • @imjustdandy9799
    @imjustdandy9799 4 місяці тому +932

    As someone who doesnt date, these videos really validate my life choices

    • @vixithespiderling
      @vixithespiderling 4 місяці тому +47

      FR, i’m very proud to say i’m single after hearing all of this

    • @captainpotatord6984
      @captainpotatord6984 4 місяці тому +27

      im aroace but i really dont think these stories are a valid reason for not dating, like dating and finding a partner doesnt have to be about sex and doesnt have to include it
      just saying that maybe you should validate your life choices on more "real" experiences which you can rely on in moments of doubt or comfort seeking (sorry for being a 🤓)

    • @caavalca
      @caavalca 4 місяці тому +24

      ​@@captainpotatord6984i'm sure they already have valid experiences to back their choice not to date. good advice, but i won't lie just a bit strange to offer it. if someone's already living that lifestyle, don't you think they have reason to?

    • @elliedoesstuffff
      @elliedoesstuffff 4 місяці тому +4

      A lot of these are def fake

    • @katherinstaci
      @katherinstaci Місяць тому

      Me

  • @butterfly22432
    @butterfly22432 4 місяці тому +2200

    2:24 OK EMILY MULTILINGUAL ICON......

  • @L003YTheBallo0n
    @L003YTheBallo0n 4 місяці тому +1131

    If I saw my crush coming closer just to touch my hip and say "You have a crush on me don't you?" I would've left the freaking room 😭

    • @vixithespiderling
      @vixithespiderling 4 місяці тому +210

      i would have left the planet bro, my anxious ass could NOT handle that 😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @hugo_the_waffle
      @hugo_the_waffle 4 місяці тому +191

      this story can't be real because what the fuck? this is Wattpad kind of delulu

    • @Oranges442
      @Oranges442 4 місяці тому +55

      @@hugo_the_wafflethis is what I was thinking bc there’s no way

    • @mariabravo2705
      @mariabravo2705 4 місяці тому +85

      There was a guy that took me out of class, told me his suicide thoughts and then said “u have a crush on me right?” I DID NOT

    • @erika-paigehutch3930
      @erika-paigehutch3930 4 місяці тому +29

      It don't matter HOW much I like you I woulda been MORTIFIED

  • @9124Nove
    @9124Nove 4 місяці тому +698

    Being intimate with your significant other while they were on the phone with their mom wouldn't be a problem if they also ordered something from Wendy's for you. It's common courtesy.

    • @cyerone1876
      @cyerone1876 4 місяці тому +74

      Exactly, I want a 4 for 4 too 🙄

    • @saprogeist31
      @saprogeist31 День тому

      I mean I'd use DoorDash but that's just me lmao

  • @NikCastro-x2o
    @NikCastro-x2o 4 місяці тому +1927

    I KNEW MY SCISSOR SISTER INSTICTS WERE SENSING MY QUEEN POSTED

    • @_-PurpleAxolotlMio-_
      @_-PurpleAxolotlMio-_ 4 місяці тому +237

      SCISSORE SISTER?

    • @damplamp3259
      @damplamp3259 4 місяці тому

      what the fuck lmfaoooo

    • @KaylaGamebrain
      @KaylaGamebrain 4 місяці тому +116

      Omg scissor sisters I'm using that

    • @brad6546
      @brad6546 4 місяці тому +28

      😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @louRats
      @louRats 4 місяці тому +29

      Omg help this made me laugh so hard

  • @jimohahmed1034
    @jimohahmed1034 4 місяці тому +665

    11:06 imaging getting someone to go to your house and your dog is why you fumbled.

    • @childofgod759
      @childofgod759 4 місяці тому +123

      that one made me laugh so much bc like 😭 just imagine the dog next to its little shit looking all guilty how dogs do 😭😭

  • @AtousaBaladi-ck7gh
    @AtousaBaladi-ck7gh 4 місяці тому +986

    "You may be the TOP in this moment but im gonna bite your BOTTOM. HARD." 😂😂😂😂

  • @PiggertonsMar
    @PiggertonsMar 4 місяці тому +1179

    Wake up babe, the FABULOUS QUEEN OF THE AMAZING LESBIANS, just posted.

    • @MeghanDecker
      @MeghanDecker 4 місяці тому +10

      14 minutes ago 😍

    • @SillyLittleGooberGuy
      @SillyLittleGooberGuy 4 місяці тому

      Wake up babe..? You mean like.. Good luck babe..? 😏
      YOU CAN KISS A HUNDRED BOYS IN BARS !!

  • @okokapril
    @okokapril 4 місяці тому +218

    28:47 “i would’ve been literally vibrating like a rose toy from excitement” was my favorite part of the video and had to recreate many times

  • @tomatokage
    @tomatokage 4 місяці тому +130

    “A-one-and-a-two-and-a-three-and~~RAWR~~” just sent me for some reason. 😂

  • @hauntingahumanform
    @hauntingahumanform 4 місяці тому +373

    M/38… I was 33 at the time of this incident. I was at a girls house and we had just finished eating dinner together. We were super hitting it off and flirting and were def gonna do the deed. She was in her kitchen doing something when I looked over into her bedroom where I saw her cat jump onto the bed- look me right in the fucking face- and rip a huge runny shit on her comforter. All I could do was stare. I was stunned. She saw my face and asked what was wrong and when I told her and she was mortified. She quickly stripped the bed and threw everything in the washer. We still… arrived. And we dated for a year.

    • @MaryamJibril-mo7bd
      @MaryamJibril-mo7bd 4 місяці тому +23

      That's cute❤

    • @bigmon5757
      @bigmon5757 4 місяці тому +91

      Cat was like i aint finna let you win

    • @MagisterialVoyager
      @MagisterialVoyager 4 місяці тому +44

      @@bigmon5757Cat sensed a threat to its reign over its woman. 😂

  • @lilir4393
    @lilir4393 4 місяці тому +351

    3:03 i love the way the cat in the backround is staring righ at the camera

    • @selenadamman8417
      @selenadamman8417 4 місяці тому +49

      Made me burst out laughing because the first few seconds the cat looked absolutely terrified

  • @NotFine
    @NotFine 4 місяці тому +189

    Bruh that big bed story is soo fanfictiony, i refuse to believe it's real LOL

    • @achinglyromantic
      @achinglyromantic 4 місяці тому +74

      i found the corner street story with a third guy joining in so unreal

  • @Idkwhat2puttt
    @Idkwhat2puttt 4 місяці тому +1662

    "THANK YOU FOR POSTING QUEEN EMILY" we all chant in unison

    • @Im_too_aggressive
      @Im_too_aggressive 4 місяці тому +11

      THANK YOU FOR POSTING QUEEN EMILY

    • @batcave-refuse
      @batcave-refuse 4 місяці тому +9

      THANK YOU FOR POSTING QUEEN EMILY

    • @bowowbob
      @bowowbob 4 місяці тому +9

      THANK YOU FOR POSTING QUEEN EMILY

    • @ElmosDonut
      @ElmosDonut 4 місяці тому +5

      THANK YOU FOR POSTING QUEEN EMILY

    • @r2t_king
      @r2t_king 4 місяці тому +5

      THANK YOU FOR POSTING QUEEN EMILY

  • @sapphic_suffering
    @sapphic_suffering 4 місяці тому +278

    Sometimes I questions if i should lower my standars after 5 years single by choice and then a video like this comes my way to reassure me lol

  • @qckreplacementvideos7561
    @qckreplacementvideos7561 4 місяці тому +418

    My worst was probably the guy who started talking about how good poosay is and how I should try it, WHILE I WAS INSIDE HIM. Sir, we are both men, and we'd already established I was not bisexual. Lost that hard on immediately. On the awkward walk back, he revealed he was getting married to a man in 6 months time. Two years later and he still messages me thinking I'm interested. I wish I could be as happy and delusional as him.
    Sad I missed the submissions because I have so many more to contribute :(

    • @hallofries
      @hallofries 4 місяці тому +91

      oh my god????????????? this man is a bit confusing lmaoo

    • @idkyou4733
      @idkyou4733 4 місяці тому +45

      The "I wish I could be as happy and delusional as him" took me out 😂
      I'm sad I missed the submission too because I also have so many. Being a flirty and happy drunk on top of having social anxiety and panic disorder is quite the ticking time bomb for disaster

    • @MagisterialVoyager
      @MagisterialVoyager 4 місяці тому

      I remember I stumbled upon that subreddit that mocks people who make fake sex story (r/ihadsex?) and the first post I saw was about someone quite suddenly getting fingered in the kitchen and... that... did happen to me. Consensually, but it was still weird AF, LMAO. (Dude was nice, though, just hella horny, dude-way.)

    • @slurmophidalfellatroskob
      @slurmophidalfellatroskob 4 місяці тому

      I hate it when men talk about their genitals as if they’re female body parts because one of the major reasons I’m gay is because I’m repulsed by female genitalia (in the same vein that some lesbians hate male genitalia). And it’s also weirdly misogynistic whenever gay men erase another gay man’s masculinity as if being a bottom makes you a woman 🙄

    • @jovianmelendez
      @jovianmelendez 4 місяці тому +21

      I'm both fascinated and confused by how that man's mind works, like what was the thought process??? Were there any thoughts even being processed to begin with?? Man just seems to go with the flow of his mind a bit too passively 😭 Was he trying to be seductive when talking about that when you were in him or was he just chatting it up during the deed??? Cuz both options are equally as confusing 😭

  • @Lilyrose-Violet
    @Lilyrose-Violet 4 місяці тому +362

    WE STAN THE HAIRCLIP

    • @NlsnBckr08
      @NlsnBckr08 4 місяці тому +6

      She’s stunning with it

  • @_-PurpleAxolotlMio-_
    @_-PurpleAxolotlMio-_ 4 місяці тому +222

    THE TRAILER LITERALLY ATE I LOVE IT

  • @TakaJala
    @TakaJala 4 місяці тому +138

    THE MAHJONG TILE IN THE HAIRCLIP IM OBSESSED

  • @ParksAndRoses
    @ParksAndRoses 4 місяці тому +148

    "The God Stans" was WILD. 🤣

  • @IhatemyselfsmrnHaha
    @IhatemyselfsmrnHaha 4 місяці тому +323

    Never in my life would i think id hear "hookup horror stories"
    But im still not surprised-

    • @MagisterialVoyager
      @MagisterialVoyager 4 місяці тому +7

      As a straight, I thought it was a part of the game. 😭💀

  • @gothicvomit4894
    @gothicvomit4894 4 місяці тому +389

    Im 19, Ive been watching since I was like 16. Did watch you in the vine days so probably younger.
    14 is wild

    • @twerk333
      @twerk333 4 місяці тому

      ME TOOOOOOO 🥳

    • @bradleymartinez185
      @bradleymartinez185 4 місяці тому +51

      11 was apparently the age of that story so it's even worse 🤢 I'm praying there was a break in the story that Emily forgot to mention because that's CRIMINALLLLL if it's all one story like it sounded

    • @_.exotiicz._
      @_.exotiicz._ 4 місяці тому +18

      @@CitizenOfPolandi’m thinking since it was talking about how it was online and the story wasn’t about online…I HOPE it’s 2 stories

    • @theartoflolita935
      @theartoflolita935 4 місяці тому +2

      Same ​@@CitizenOfPoland

    • @vixithespiderling
      @vixithespiderling 4 місяці тому

      @@bradleymartinez185she actually confirmed that they’re different stories! once she heard the age, she immediately moved on, you can see the pinned comment abt it :)

  • @fantage_lukeh2o
    @fantage_lukeh2o 4 місяці тому +107

    i have no idea wtf why but the saying things twice bit e.g. "a lot of you are having bad sex, and a lot of you are having bad sex, many such cases, many such cases" always makes me laugh

  • @turtel65
    @turtel65 4 місяці тому +34

    The story about the two guys at the school camp was actually so sweet, kinda hope they somehow got back together. That would be so sweet

  • @novel_addict2970
    @novel_addict2970 4 місяці тому +42

    The worst thing that happened to me was, me and my boyfriend at the time were making out on my bed and I had youtube on shuffle because we were just previously watching some mindless playthroughs on my TV. Right as we were about to get even more steamy, we both heard markiplier absolutely screaming his lungs out while playing fnaf security breach.... thankfully we both laughed it off and just went back to cuddling, but omfg thinking back on it, I want to D I E🥲

  • @_Yongboks_brownie_
    @_Yongboks_brownie_ 4 місяці тому +166

    AHHHHHH OMAKASE LOOKS SO GOODDDDD IM SO EXCITED TO WATCH

  • @300DBenz
    @300DBenz 4 місяці тому +205

    37:34 Not a song, but she had Family Guy playing on her bedside laptop every time we were together, and now I can’t lick a woman’s “creamy center” without hearing Peter Griffin’s laugh in my mind.

    • @RegiekEy
      @RegiekEy 4 місяці тому +91

      what the actual fuck 😭😭😭

    • @mobi4482
      @mobi4482 4 місяці тому +108

      Why would you call it that

    • @helixxia9320
      @helixxia9320 4 місяці тому +65

      creamy center ???😭

    • @itzskye7074
      @itzskye7074 4 місяці тому +43

      CREAMY CENTER 😭🙏

    • @Fīshyyyy-b7t
      @Fīshyyyy-b7t 4 місяці тому +29

      I got a flash back to that story of the guy putting his tongue in that person's ear when you said 'creamy center ' 😭

  • @Yami-pu6it
    @Yami-pu6it 4 місяці тому +100

    The worst thing that ever came on while I was in the act wasn't a song. My partner at the time and I typically just let whatever youtube video was on keep playing and let auto play do the heavy lifting. I'm taken completely out of the moment when good mythical mornings "will it taco" episode comes on, and I'm balls deep in my partner while Link retches up a congealed blood taco. Good times

  • @dolleyez13
    @dolleyez13 4 місяці тому +359

    guys growling during sex is so common , ive had that happen with 2 different ppl 😭

  • @proxii_mity
    @proxii_mity 4 місяці тому +104

    Emily really should've added a message in the video that the 14 yr olds story wasn't included cus we all thought the lesbian sex story right after was the same person right 💀

    • @julie-zmb
      @julie-zmb 3 місяці тому +8

      Oh shoot I thought it was. Thank god it wasn’t right? Right…??

    • @darcoiriz
      @darcoiriz 2 місяці тому

      i mean ig, the 14 year old one said the story was online so🤷‍♂️

  • @AtousaBaladi-ck7gh
    @AtousaBaladi-ck7gh 4 місяці тому +83

    "The God's stans" 😭😭😭 I can't. 😭😭😭

  • @willw6504
    @willw6504 4 місяці тому +133

    Since the comments have a ton of teenagers, let me note that I am rather older than your main demo at 43 (f). Awesome hair clip and congrats on the movie - looking forward to watching it!
    As to the song... hm. Don't often listen to music during sex, but since you opened the door to videos...
    Before we started dating, my wife and I were best friends for years. I'd made plans to spend the night at her place in a platonic way - and that was the day we hooked up, our friendship suddenly blossoming into more. We spent the better part of the afternoon having sex - and the had to stop because her roommates were going to arrive home. We didn't really know what was happing between us yet, so we pretended like we hadn't just spent two hours naked and ate dinner with her roommates like nothing was weird. And then we went to her room so she could "show me an anime".
    She put on an anime called Shamanic Princess to cover up any sounds we might make. We completely ignore the show, having sex - and then the episode ends. This was back in the day of hardly any episodes per disk. So she put the same episode on again. And again. And again. And again.
    It was like this bizarre personal soundtrack to us going down on each other.
    A couple weeks later when we decided to actually become an official couple, her roommates were like "yeah, we know, we heard you fucking." So it didn't even work.
    That was over two decades ago now. We've been together ever since.

    • @helixxia9320
      @helixxia9320 4 місяці тому +13

      Good lord

    • @stereokuuji
      @stereokuuji 4 місяці тому +10

      Shamanic princess is crazy😂

    • @captainpotatord6984
      @captainpotatord6984 4 місяці тому +7

      thankgod you learned way later on, if i were you and i learned that earlier on i wouldve shater a wall with my head (for context: an american wall)

  • @doomslug7515
    @doomslug7515 4 місяці тому +48

    "the god stans...christians" took me OUT LMAO

  • @emmabeschta6081
    @emmabeschta6081 4 місяці тому +31

    The worst song that ever came up was the Attack on Titan opening💀made for a good laugh, but definitely ruined the mood😂

    • @superdelusional3624
      @superdelusional3624 4 місяці тому +3

      I mean... the bees and the eagles. I feel like it's strangely fitting somehow

  • @RPGLover87
    @RPGLover87 4 місяці тому +56

    The Wendy's story is like she was midway through, saw the clock said 9.45 and was like "OH SHIT Wendy's closes in 15 minutes, better place the order right now... but I don't want to ruin the mood... I know, I have two hands, I'll multitask! I still have my other hand and THIS MAP! "

  • @LivTheSlayer
    @LivTheSlayer 4 місяці тому +62

    Can i just say i love the vibe of your room? It's like you're the main character on a tv show, so cozy and cool

  • @4nn4bel
    @4nn4bel 4 місяці тому +16

    emily's habit to repeat a sentence atleast twice is killing me omfg i love it so much what the hell 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @faith294
    @faith294 4 місяці тому +17

    "We love the hairclip!", we all say in unison. (I really do love it. )

  • @rocco3605
    @rocco3605 4 місяці тому +13

    The fierce loyalty of our canine companions never ceases to impress me.

  • @chironini24
    @chironini24 4 місяці тому +42

    I will NEVER forget that night when he had his playlist on in the background and all of a sudden a fucking SpongeBob AI song started playing. He didn't even notice it 😭 I had to push him off and tell him "I am NOT having sex to this" for him to skip it.

    • @jovianmelendez
      @jovianmelendez 4 місяці тому

      I wouldn't have a problem having sex to SpongeBob music, smash my bikini bottom while having bikini bottom ambiance in the background, that's fine, but the AI part is just a dealbreaker

  • @Karuu-ko
    @Karuu-ko 4 місяці тому +661

    HELLO?? ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THE 11 YEAR OLD ONE?? And their hookup partner?? TATOOS?? They had to be way older. Idk but that confession made me feel weird.😭

    • @damplamp3259
      @damplamp3259 4 місяці тому

      right im so baffled. i truly hope that somebody just made that up so they could be in the video cuz what in the everloving fucj😭

    • @unamiryo
      @unamiryo 4 місяці тому +174

      real the normalization was so jarring and creepy to me personally like you op you a victim and shouldve been watching cartoons or drawing with crayons just simply being a kid 😭

    • @Octobris
      @Octobris 4 місяці тому +136

      11 years old... There's absolutely NO WAY a child that age can fully grasp what the act means and what the consequences might be. My gosh, that's a victim. Even if they don't understand this now, it'll hit them eventually. Painful.

    • @Finnelias2971
      @Finnelias2971 4 місяці тому +265

      Guys.... I'm pretty sure they were 2 different stories

    • @NRGFASHIONDESIGNS
      @NRGFASHIONDESIGNS 4 місяці тому +112

      they were two different stories bc the 11 year old one said it happened online I think Emily just forgot to say that it was a different story she started

  • @theprinceofinadequatelighting
    @theprinceofinadequatelighting 4 місяці тому +44

    It's nice to see Amanda Wang branching out into drama. Wang really has range!

  • @angelthedemon666
    @angelthedemon666 4 місяці тому +43

    The worst song to come up is when I was playing music and I put on a sapphic playlist (cause I don't wanna hear a man's voice during lesbian sex) and the song rollerderby queen by the red aunts came on, which starts loud and abruptly but the worst part is that I have it set as one of my alarms in the morning, so my partner and I are used to get scared by it at like 5:30am so when it came on during sex it was so incredibly jarring

  • @beetletopping803
    @beetletopping803 4 місяці тому +75

    im lowk obsessed with that shirt

  • @completeutterfoolishness
    @completeutterfoolishness 4 місяці тому +19

    19:37 I IMMEDIATELY GOT AN AD FOR A DOG SHELTER AFTER THIS STORY HELP PLS 💀💀

  • @notgriffinn
    @notgriffinn 4 місяці тому +123

    CALLED HER MOM- 😭😭😭

  • @gero5016
    @gero5016 4 місяці тому +15

    oh my Emily, watching you and seeing just how much deserved success you've achieved makes me so happy to witness as a viewer. Reaching one million subscribers and starring in Empathy Man, and now Omakase, you're reaping the benefits of your years of hard work and it fills me with joy. Clearly, the universe has so much planned for you and I'm nothing but excited. I will be anticipating this upcoming movie girl!! sending you lots and lots of love, my comfort creator

  • @achinglyromantic
    @achinglyromantic 4 місяці тому +10

    THE TRAILER IS SO???? GORGEOUS?? I CAN'T WAIT FOR IT TO COME OUT. So excited to see this acting career of yours growing, it's incredibly inspiring.

  • @danassmarty
    @danassmarty 4 місяці тому +28

    the dog one I’m dead what yowls was this dude curating for 5 stitches

  • @Atomic_Unicorn13
    @Atomic_Unicorn13 4 місяці тому +22

    "the goblin inside you. sedate it." haha I LOVE that 🤣
    also age check I'm now 33 years old 🙃

  • @natehanson9672
    @natehanson9672 4 місяці тому +10

    You give me vibes of a stem kid who really wanted to do art. Same boat. Inspired by you queen❤️

  • @claireteets2708
    @claireteets2708 4 місяці тому +8

    okay but i’m SO excited for omakase!!! looks so intriguing in an idea everyone can somewhat relate to, but is such an asian particular culture phenomenon!! plus the acting from everyone looks phenomenal!!!

  • @Wyattsmagicalattic
    @Wyattsmagicalattic 4 місяці тому +21

    HOLY SHIT CONGRATS I AM SO EXCITED TO SEE THE SHORT FILM!! YOU'RE AMAZING.

  • @1zzWhiz
    @1zzWhiz 4 місяці тому +17

    Emily I love ur shirt so much I wanna steal it, I would never go goblin mode and tear it, just steal it. I love your shirt.

    • @joTheBonas
      @joTheBonas 4 місяці тому +1

      in my head goblin mode is stealing things so that fits

  • @Swift_Lemon
    @Swift_Lemon 4 місяці тому +251

    Ah another “thank god I’m asexual video”

    • @childofgod759
      @childofgod759 4 місяці тому +16

      me tooo

    • @Swift_Lemon
      @Swift_Lemon 4 місяці тому +12

      @@childofgod759 🤜🏻🤛🏻

    • @WholeWheatWhale
      @WholeWheatWhale 4 місяці тому +30

      Its so peaceful being asexual and aromantic.

    • @ysucae
      @ysucae 4 місяці тому +11

      hell yeh

    • @taylozen
      @taylozen 4 місяці тому +11

      real

  • @Adostan
    @Adostan 4 місяці тому +13

    The hair clip IS LITERALLY ADORABLE THIS VIDEO IS GOING TO BE SO SILLY AND AMZING (of course it will be) ALSO IM SO EXCITED FOR THE SHORT FILKM

  • @sara61224
    @sara61224 4 місяці тому +29

    OMG IM SO EXCITED FOR THE SHORT FILM???

  • @Iluvbritishshorthairs
    @Iluvbritishshorthairs 4 місяці тому +38

    The dog that bit the girls @ss cheeks omg😭😭

    • @k-onlegacy
      @k-onlegacy 4 місяці тому +27

      Bestie, they were both men

    • @xd._.28234
      @xd._.28234 4 місяці тому

      💀​@@k-onlegacy

  • @KATSUMI_2
    @KATSUMI_2 4 місяці тому +35

    YURRRRR, omg I love the hair clip

  • @777rhia4
    @777rhia4 4 місяці тому +22

    40 MINS?? U BLESSED US

  • @ghostinlovewithaflower
    @ghostinlovewithaflower 4 місяці тому +20

    I knew I didn’t go to sleep till 4:30 am bc I wasn’t sleepy for a REASON
    It was to watch and gawk at hookup horror stories with my queen >3

  • @rrbenjy8431
    @rrbenjy8431 4 місяці тому +64

    Never have I been so glad to be demisexual

    • @Xenephos
      @Xenephos 4 місяці тому +5

      Real

    • @ABoxOfCartonJuice
      @ABoxOfCartonJuice 4 місяці тому +15

      Not demisexual but ace and greatest thing that could happen to me 🙏🙏

    • @rx500android
      @rx500android 4 місяці тому +4

      So real

    • @anyone1111
      @anyone1111 3 місяці тому +1

      Sameee😭

    • @kofabillion
      @kofabillion 3 місяці тому

      What is demisexual?

  • @thepunkmuppet
    @thepunkmuppet 4 місяці тому +13

    man i love saturdays i get smosh reddit stories and emily back to back, this sitting-in-bed-in-my-pyjamas is about to go CRAZY 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Ohms836
    @Ohms836 4 місяці тому +302

    I'M ACTUALLY INSANE. IT'S BEEN TWENTY SEVEN SECONDS AND MY OBSESSIVE ASS IS ALREADY ON THIS VIDEO 😭
    edit- hey guys, uh, i meant obsessive 💀

    • @leofinallyunderstands
      @leofinallyunderstands 4 місяці тому +55

      I bet that when you clicked the video it gave it 3 views you big back

    • @mrpenis3625
      @mrpenis3625 4 місяці тому

      @@leofinallyunderstandsthis was literally so uncalled for dawg

    • @senyoko
      @senyoko 4 місяці тому +33

      ​@@leofinallyunderstands WTH IM CRYING

    • @scrueble
      @scrueble 4 місяці тому +32

      @@leofinallyunderstands WHERE DID THIS COME FROM😭😭😭

    • @zpizzas
      @zpizzas 4 місяці тому +21

      @@leofinallyunderstandsDAMN WHATD THEY DO TO YOU

  • @thatsoftboieli7129
    @thatsoftboieli7129 4 місяці тому +15

    As a 20 year old, I couldn’t see myself at 14 sending a UA-camr a “hookup” story. It’s mostly because I’m Asexual and Aromantic but still if I was for some reason sexually active at that age. I personally think people should wait until 18.

  • @piligay6969
    @piligay6969 4 місяці тому +28

    THE HAIR CLIP LOOKS PHENOMENAL
    edit; congrats for the shortfilm!! i hope we can see it soon :D

  • @lynneamackey9990
    @lynneamackey9990 4 місяці тому +16

    The hair clip is adorable and so is the top 👌🏻

  • @tylerdoesstuff6834
    @tylerdoesstuff6834 4 місяці тому +8

    39 minutes of Emily. We live in the best timeline

  • @percythecryptid
    @percythecryptid 4 місяці тому +12

    why did this video just make me realise i may have been a rebound 😭

  • @ariesmarsexpress
    @ariesmarsexpress 4 місяці тому +22

    Omakase sounds awesome.
    For the rest, wait, wait, I need popcorn...and possibly an antiemetic. lol

  • @marshalXlllll
    @marshalXlllll 4 місяці тому +6

    Damn, the stories in this video really bewildered me. So many things can go wrong during a hookup. Also, I'm very exited for the short film!

  • @beee.4real
    @beee.4real 4 місяці тому +14

    not a horror story but kind of funny... was hooking up with my situationship and immediately after he finished he asked me to queue femininomenon by chappell roan. like dude real asf but read the room. still with him though idc

  • @madelinekathleenb.6923
    @madelinekathleenb.6923 4 місяці тому +2

    The cat in the directors note brought me so much joy. Love your videos and I will definitely be watching the short film !

  • @PeaceDreams0
    @PeaceDreams0 4 місяці тому +11

    That golden retriever really protect

  • @ghostinlovewithaflower
    @ghostinlovewithaflower 4 місяці тому +9

    Spirited Away 😭😭😭 I’m imagining it and it’s taking me outtt

  • @oozonee
    @oozonee 4 місяці тому +9

    WHY AM I GEEKING OUT OMG I CANT WAIT FOR OMAKASE!!!!!!

  • @mariakuskova9258
    @mariakuskova9258 3 місяці тому +3

    GTA San Andreas soundtrack started playing once while we were going at it on the couch. I couldn't see his face so I just tried to play it cool, but eventually we both ended up laughing out loud. And after some time we decided to keep on, but some shepherd kind of flute song started playing... What a memorable evening it was

  • @artistaroundtheblock2047
    @artistaroundtheblock2047 4 місяці тому +4

    27:50
    That IS THE FUNNIEST THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE!! The way your voice just cuts
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lackshuwu
    @lackshuwu 4 місяці тому +13

    the worst song for me that came on was careless whispers. yeah idk either i had it on my playlist because i liked the bridge part i immediately removed it all together afterwards

  • @아루치
    @아루치 4 місяці тому +8

    The hair clip is gorgeous Emily ❤️

  • @bpg8928
    @bpg8928 2 місяці тому +2

    "Are 14 year olds watching my videos???" ...I'm 14... started watching your stuff when I was 11 and you were at like 300k-500k ish subscribers at the time and I've loved your vids ever since

  • @khanhphunglien6811
    @khanhphunglien6811 4 місяці тому +3

    Seeing you being serious in the movie isss soo unreal like its so different

  • @altounedited3
    @altounedited3 4 місяці тому +2

    I watched Omakase yesterday/early this morning and it’s SOOOOO good I need a sequel YESTERDAY

  • @TheTorturedPoet1213
    @TheTorturedPoet1213 4 місяці тому +4

    OMG EMILY FINALLY POSTED PART 2 GUYS

  • @AngelWOWIE
    @AngelWOWIE 4 місяці тому +2

    36:44 NOT THE “i’d even hook up with you” GIRL. THATS CRAZYYY

  • @endmeeeeeeeee1836
    @endmeeeeeeeee1836 4 місяці тому +35

    Oh my god why is everyone in the comments so young. I’m like, older than average from the comments I’ve seen? This is crazy??? Why are there so many actual little kids on a video about HOOKUPS?????
    I initially assumed that most of Emily’s viewers would be adults…
    It’s actually so worrying to see people under the age of 13 on a video like this dear god.
    The average person here seems to be like 14…

    • @notevenemily
      @notevenemily  4 місяці тому +44

      my stats say that my largest age group is 18-24 and 25-34 sooooo im guessing the youngsters are just commenting bc i mentioned them LMAOO

    • @endmeeeeeeeee1836
      @endmeeeeeeeee1836 4 місяці тому +19

      @@notevenemilyAt the same time though, age statistics are often incredibly inaccurate because no 14 year old actually sets their age as 14… I think just about every minor sets their age as above 18 when registering an account…
      I’m still just a little baffled at how many people are openly 14 or under in here 😭😭 When I was 14 I would never share my age online

    • @notevenemily
      @notevenemily  4 місяці тому +25

      trueeee well i’m hoping it’s at least somewhat accurate bc i don’t think i’m a kids channel at allllllll 😬😬

    • @vixithespiderling
      @vixithespiderling 4 місяці тому +15

      @@notevenemilyif it makes you feel any better, you have a really welcoming presence & you have a great sense of humor, plus you’re queer & you’re open & honest about your experiences & stuff. sometimes it’s just really nice to find a queer youtuber that you really like which might be why there’s younger people here? that’s a lot of the reason i follow you since you’re a really fun person & you make me laugh a lot so it’s probably similar for other young people 😭😭

    • @captainpotatord6984
      @captainpotatord6984 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@notevenemily dw, most of your "young" viewers, are ones with inner zestynes combined with a portion of adolescent parentification .Basically, they’re like emotional adults-in-training

  • @thebetteralpha
    @thebetteralpha 4 місяці тому +5

    SO EXCITED FOR THE SHORT STORY OH MY GOSH EMILYYYY

  • @hydrashade1851
    @hydrashade1851 4 місяці тому +12

    ive never even kissed anyone before and even I know not to keep things still when kissing someone. why do people not seem to get that

  • @9124Nove
    @9124Nove 4 місяці тому +9

    31:37 "OKAYSOWHOSBETTERATSEXMEORMYBROTHER?!?!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jecoswi
      @jecoswi 4 місяці тому +1

      Family Thanksgiving dinner 😭

  • @macvadda2318
    @macvadda2318 4 місяці тому +3

    Ngl this so interesting to me even as a guy. Youre way of presenting videos is interesting af

  • @Thunder-00
    @Thunder-00 4 місяці тому +10

    I actually love you calling Christians ‘God Stans’ that sounds awesome lol😂

  • @chels005
    @chels005 4 місяці тому +29

    the random 14 year old, please😭

  • @blkwdwr
    @blkwdwr 4 місяці тому +7

    The timing of me opening UA-cam and getting this :D

  • @sxyuire
    @sxyuire 4 місяці тому +4

    😭LOVE THE HAIR CLIP
    edit: can't wait for the short film!!