FIGHTING with my ASMR boyfriends...

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  • @notevenemily
    @notevenemily  Рік тому +440

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  • @lordskeletor481
    @lordskeletor481 Рік тому +9655

    ASMR-Your anime boyfriend verbally abuses you at Thanksgiving dinner in front of your family and it makes everyone really uncomfortable and totally sours the mood.

    • @werewolf1301
      @werewolf1301 Рік тому +476

      😩💦

    • @starflurries
      @starflurries Рік тому +686

      and then you spend the hour trip home as silent as the hour trip there

    • @amberwingtundrawing776
      @amberwingtundrawing776 Рік тому +195

      Why is this killing me 💀

    • @flaviaochuizen1875
      @flaviaochuizen1875 Рік тому +134

      Then he's not ur boyfriend anymore 😭

    • @Biohazard1walker
      @Biohazard1walker Рік тому +120

      Let that boyfriend sit at my table, mf getting the automatic feeder treatment, cus a plate its landin on his mouth

  • @ninawinchester5125
    @ninawinchester5125 Рік тому +6924

    I love how QUICKLY Emily was in her role
    The initial shock at the voice of the first guy gone and then boom, straight to immediately respond to his questions and arguing

    • @Man-ej6uv
      @Man-ej6uv Рік тому +223

      actress queen

    • @maicey_t.
      @maicey_t. Рік тому +269

      People don't seem to realize how FUN asmr roleplays are until they start to listen to them.

    • @kooberrie
      @kooberrie Рік тому +71

      ​@@maicey_t.they are fun to improv with hfjfjfm

    • @undercoverfangirl5491
      @undercoverfangirl5491 Рік тому +27

      @@maicey_t.They’re nice to just listen to as well. I fall asleep to the girlfriend ones.

    • @iishqak
      @iishqak Рік тому +45

      @@maicey_t.i listen to the boyfriend ones in 2x speed and it makes me laugh so hard

  • @kimifw58
    @kimifw58 Рік тому +4112

    "You don't have to hide things from me" says the exact kind of person you need to hide things from.

    • @yuriodavai2288
      @yuriodavai2288 Рік тому +201

      Bro said *she* treats *him* as if he were her dad when really he acts like an overprotective parent and she’s just trying to live her life

    • @mallarielove
      @mallarielove Рік тому +79

      @@yuriodavai2288fr!! he’s the one saying that but he’s choosing to act like her dad 😭😭 awful

    • @wyatt778
      @wyatt778 Рік тому +24

      @@yuriodavai2288thats what I said 😭 I deadass said “well you treat us like your daughter so it fits”

    • @nemurihimeeex
      @nemurihimeeex Рік тому +25

      ⁠@@wyatt778I’m sorry but all I can think of when you said “us” is like a crowd of 200,000 people being like “ugh, this fricking guy…”

    • @muffinman_4
      @muffinman_4 10 місяців тому +9

      "never be nervous to talk to us about anything, we're your family" -my dad after screaming in my 7 y/o sister's ear moments prior

  • @freakmaster500
    @freakmaster500 Рік тому +8635

    let's all appreciate the effort Emily puts into keeping us locked in her basement

    • @VocaloidPog
      @VocaloidPog Рік тому +60

      true

    • @blackyw796
      @blackyw796 Рік тому +223

      So true! I hope she feeds us!

    • @_CorruptCXndy_
      @_CorruptCXndy_ Рік тому +210

      @@blackyw796 maybe she’ll give us a full slice of bread and a glass of water this time..

    • @VocaloidPog
      @VocaloidPog Рік тому +161

      @@_CorruptCXndy_ A full slice?! I think you're expecting too much

    • @wd_eclair
      @wd_eclair Рік тому +142

      @@blackyw796 sometimes ill eat the lint in the cracks of the floorboards like a small victorian orphan eating breadcrumbs

  • @Sawdustinthemakeup
    @Sawdustinthemakeup Рік тому +1611

    “Where are you?”
    “At the ✨CLUB✨”
    “What are you at the club for?”
    👁️👄👁️”he knew I was at the club”

    • @catbread5832
      @catbread5832 11 місяців тому +60

      this is so 2020 core

    • @Sawdustinthemakeup
      @Sawdustinthemakeup 11 місяців тому +41

      @@catbread5832 who doesn’t like a little retro

    • @kingdingaling3376
      @kingdingaling3376 8 місяців тому +4

      @@Sawdustinthemakeup 😢 I do not enjoy time passing 😢😢 that’s was four years ago

    • @kingdingaling3376
      @kingdingaling3376 3 місяці тому +2

      @@7un53u1 kids born during the pandemic are already in elementary school and that’s fucked up

    • @7un53u1
      @7un53u1 3 місяці тому +2

      @@kingdingaling3376 WHAT THE FUCK WHY??? THAT CAN'T BE TRUE THEY'RE LIKE 4

  • @leebubbles
    @leebubbles Рік тому +3590

    The one where the guy criticized us and called us pathetic for liking art cause it wouldn’t pay the bills hit a little too close to the childhood trauma 😭😭 it made me tear up wtf😭😭😭😭

    • @werewolf1301
      @werewolf1301 Рік тому +526

      Abuse Simulation (and) Memory Recall

    • @leebubbles
      @leebubbles Рік тому +150

      @@werewolf1301 so that’s what that is😭that shit hurt🧍🏻‍♀️

    • @TenderNoodle
      @TenderNoodle Рік тому +285

      Dude went for the JUGULAR. I wonder if some of these are just dudes ranting about people in their lives as an outlet lol

    • @LeonS.Kennedy1977
      @LeonS.Kennedy1977 Рік тому +226

      No because why do people think that’s hot? Or do people listen to these just to hurt themselves? 😭

    • @adlerzwei
      @adlerzwei Рік тому +21

      Don't just get any ideas about uniting Germany and Austria okay? 😳

  • @At.las_
    @At.las_ Рік тому +2016

    I feel exposed for somebody reacting to something I'd never tell anyone I listen to

    • @notevenemily
      @notevenemily  Рік тому +824

      LOL live your truth babe

    • @koiifsh
      @koiifsh Рік тому +109

      it's ok dude ur not alone

    • @undercoverfangirl5491
      @undercoverfangirl5491 Рік тому +57

      Lmao same! I’ve only told a few people and usually listen to these at night or something.

    • @nebulasofia
      @nebulasofia Рік тому +22

      LMAOO LITERALLY WHAT I THOUGHT

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 Рік тому +2

      ​@@notevenemily
      Hi there ... I'm new to your channel.
      What's your ethnicity ? 👍

  • @thylionheart
    @thylionheart Рік тому +1324

    “She has a trust fund, she doesn’t really have anything else to do” made me laugh too hard

  • @zoyaamirr
    @zoyaamirr Рік тому +3261

    i dont think emily is ever gonna stop with these asmr's...

  • @gaysprinkles4472
    @gaysprinkles4472 Рік тому +1326

    Pizza guy is 100% part of the sassy man apocalypse

    • @yolliedoll
      @yolliedoll Рік тому +95

      he’s the general

    • @JellyOnAPancakeAyyyy
      @JellyOnAPancakeAyyyy Рік тому +42

      Frrrr I’ve listen to a couple of his audios and bro… I can’t with it 😂 it’s too muuuuch

    • @niloobakes
      @niloobakes 11 місяців тому +4

      he's a "nice guy🥺"

    • @Annah_Bannah
      @Annah_Bannah 11 місяців тому +5

      His name is literally guy

  • @laikynkaufman580
    @laikynkaufman580 Рік тому +686

    the fact that she quickly pretended to be asleep because the boyfriend was talking as if we were "supposed to be asleep" SENDS ME.

  • @Starsne
    @Starsne Рік тому +1476

    Emily is so REAL for 'photos of myself ' because if I looked like her I would too

    • @honeypie853
      @honeypie853 Рік тому +21

      FOR REAL

    • @kingdingaling3376
      @kingdingaling3376 8 місяців тому +3

      If I looked like me I’d take photos of me but I don’t look like me

  • @MrKangorilla
    @MrKangorilla Рік тому +964

    I truly hope young girls are listening to these as a harmless escape or a guilty pleasure and not as a desire for a real dude who does the same things, because yikes

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 Рік тому +150

      I hope/think it's angsty teens writing stories that have an enemy-to-lover-storyline.
      And I hope it stays with the stories.

    • @BaeKun
      @BaeKun Рік тому +15

      @@Widdekuu91hope

    • @undercoverfangirl5491
      @undercoverfangirl5491 Рік тому +34

      Most likely. I know I listen to these (the F4F versions) for comfort or just because they’re entertaining. But yeah, let’s hope this doesn’t transition to real life circumstances.

    • @darksouls2isthebestgameeve470
      @darksouls2isthebestgameeve470 Рік тому +2

      Mirrors Edge profile pic spotted :O

    • @jaylin4356
      @jaylin4356 Рік тому +26

      What about guys who watch women aggressively choking on ykw? How come they never get any warnings? It's good that ppl care about young girls but I rarely ever see ppl telling young boys to stop watching porn lmfao

  • @werewolf1301
    @werewolf1301 Рік тому +1050

    No one can convince me that this ASMR subgenre doesn't contribute to some obscure (or not so obscure) fetish.

    • @rx500android
      @rx500android Рік тому +53

      It probably does

    • @kooberrie
      @kooberrie Рік тому +25

      nah, just teens

    • @bebe44144
      @bebe44144 Рік тому +86

      @@kooberrie yea, i mean have you all seen the amount of fanfiction tweens/teens used to (and probs still) make. this is def something i can imagine my friends and i would have listened to back in middle school if it was like a one direction or 5sos themed asmr LOL

    • @sugarpansies
      @sugarpansies Рік тому

      Girl what fetish it’s all 14 year old girlsb

    • @undercoverfangirl5491
      @undercoverfangirl5491 Рік тому +2

      @@kooberrieNot really degrading is a kink that I would only hope teens aren’t doing.

  • @speedbumpchump6388
    @speedbumpchump6388 Рік тому +1760

    I'm confused
    Aren't these supposed to be fun?
    Aren't these supposed to be the things you WANT men to say to you?
    Aren't these supposed to be fantasies?

    • @Biohazard1walker
      @Biohazard1walker Рік тому +395

      Fantasies sometimes are very, very, very fuckin dark

    • @fh9061
      @fh9061 Рік тому +219

      I don't get it. It's like they face this shit irl than go home and listen to the asmr version and get off on it? Wild

    • @Jia_yijire
      @Jia_yijire Рік тому +25

      I mean, yea but it’s fun to watch so- also if you don’t like it just don’t watch it idk 🤷‍♀️

    • @kartolina444
      @kartolina444 Рік тому +60

      ​@@Jia_yijirei'm sure op doesn't watch it

    • @oogaboogass
      @oogaboogass Рік тому +81

      Traumatised people exist. They cope like this they find comfort in this because this is how they were loved their whole life.

  • @pinkystinkr
    @pinkystinkr Рік тому +368

    0:55 on a real note please dont ever let a man or woman be like this, its not them being protective its them being overly obsessive and possesive which can turn extremely toxic fast. stay safe guys

  • @elephant4053
    @elephant4053 Рік тому +951

    How did he know you were at the club😭😭

    • @notevenemily
      @notevenemily  Рік тому +496

      like actually though

    • @mara4351
      @mara4351 Рік тому +141

      he is her boyfriend duh

    • @RYCH3
      @RYCH3 Рік тому +73

      he put a tracker on her

    • @Marble_redemptionshorts
      @Marble_redemptionshorts 10 місяців тому +3

      ​@@RYCH3 I feel like only 2 people can do that and my bf/go is not one!

  • @astraynaught9343
    @astraynaught9343 Рік тому +722

    Part of me is like "why do women want so badly to be degraded?" but it's more like "why do men want to subjugate women so badly? (And in that one case, be mothered by them)?" these guys ALL need therapy

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 Рік тому +108

      Women don't want to be degraded. Teenagers that romanticize abusive relationships like to pretend to be in one.

    • @sussybaka5201
      @sussybaka5201 Рік тому +26

      What about the pizza guy one? I actually watch redacted audio and nothing in that series is anything close to degrading

    • @kartolina444
      @kartolina444 Рік тому +15

      ​@@sussybaka5201yeah then op isn't talking about these types of videos... i too watch the wholesome ones, they're not talking abt us.

    • @undercoverfangirl5491
      @undercoverfangirl5491 Рік тому +19

      It’s not always about being degraded or subjugating. It could be for comfort or coping with real life circumstances. Most of these end hopeful or with apologies or something of the like.

    • @nebulasofia
      @nebulasofia Рік тому +1

      Why people never think of us women as humans with dark fantasies too? These guys are just making content that gets views, yes, women who like those fantasies exist, we're not as innocent as society wants to portray us, but that doesn't mean we want it in real life, it's just a fantasy, like watching a horror movie or playing a videogame where you kill people.

  • @Matteo_nr1_evermore_stan
    @Matteo_nr1_evermore_stan Рік тому +906

    You’re so real like watching your content makes me feel normal 😭😭 like sometimes I’ll be like “damn I’m weird” but then you do it too and I feel okay 💀
    Edit: rumours say the “it’s not that funny guy” is still going TO THIS DAY… it’s not. That. Funny.

    • @sukilenz1901
      @sukilenz1901 Рік тому +75

      Man his un-originality was hilarious, like he was stuck on repeat.

    • @RogosRinted
      @RogosRinted Рік тому +15

      ​@@sukilenz1901NO LITERALLY LMAOOO

    • @chocolatedoughnut1305
      @chocolatedoughnut1305 Рік тому +37

      But have you considered that it’s not that funny

    • @drpeppersnumber1fan
      @drpeppersnumber1fan Рік тому +1

      @user-si7iw3py6jyoure mad for what? get a life bro

    • @X3meow.p4rtytime
      @X3meow.p4rtytime 11 місяців тому +1

      @@drpeppersnumber1fanfr 😭 like the reason they are on UA-cam is because they r popular obviously lots of people listen to it which means it’s normal if it was weird no one would lol

  • @thezambianprince3893
    @thezambianprince3893 Рік тому +397

    Most of these ASMRs either give me the creeps or just funny with Emily's responses. How does one come up with this content or say imma do this as a career or side ting. Very impressive, excited for what's next in store from our online older sister.

    • @Sofia-io3rs
      @Sofia-io3rs Рік тому +1

      They find the scripts and then voice act

  • @iceboyo
    @iceboyo Рік тому +135

    OMG I KNEW IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN EVENTUALLYYYY thank you emily for reacting to my video! I know boyfriend asmr can be a bit... questionable. But my ultimate goal really is to just help my listeners fall asleep to my voice. I'm such a big fan and I'm grateful that you persevered watching my video lol I know it's very much cringey, I'll admit. But again, thank you nevertheless~

    • @notevenemily
      @notevenemily  Рік тому +97

      hiiiii!!! aw thank you so much for your support !!! and hey, you know what your audience likes and you deliver, no shame in that!!! I hope you don't take any of my comments to heart, it's all just jokes :D again thank you for watching!!

    • @A.Legend.In.The.Making
      @A.Legend.In.The.Making 11 місяців тому +1

      Which video was he?

    • @melodypinkette4672
      @melodypinkette4672 8 місяців тому

      ​@@A.Legend.In.The.Making 20:09

  • @K1nk4j0u
    @K1nk4j0u Рік тому +458

    Emily's reactions are absolutely SENDING ME

    • @leaha7122
      @leaha7122 11 місяців тому +2

      SAME LMAO

  • @ruiish
    @ruiish Рік тому +202

    ASMR Your boyfriend screams at you after you forget to make 67 extra sandwiches, which forces you to stop your picnic, so you drive home, but when you drive home, your car gets into a crash, you’re brought to the hospital shortly, sadly, you’re pronounced dead, your boyfriend proceeds to attend your wedding, and 17 minutes later he breakdances aggressively atop your grave [SPICY, BOYFRIEND ASMR, REGRET]

  • @squidward9
    @squidward9 Рік тому +162

    i laughed so obnoxiously at this video i just know it would piss off bf asmr guy who kept saying “it’s not that funny” for 8 minutes straight

  • @VideosForYou90
    @VideosForYou90 Рік тому +132

    the "stop laughing it's not funny" guy actually pissed me off and got me angry & the "stalker breaking into your bedroom" one is nightmare potential umm... i really hope that girls/women don't want these kinds of boyfriends in real life and are just listenting to them for fun. cause that's just unsettling. i do feel like a lot of girls/women need to get way more self respect in general though like don't let anyone treat you like sh*t

  • @SuspiciousBagel33
    @SuspiciousBagel33 Рік тому +247

    like 10 seconds into the first one I already wanted to rip off my ears I don't know how you managed to seriously do this video without having a breakdown. love u emily

  • @gommyboi380
    @gommyboi380 9 місяців тому +10

    Roleplay asmr can either be the best thing ive ever heard or produce the worst atrocities known to man and ive seen the full spectrum of them.

  • @ellib9841
    @ellib9841 Рік тому +151

    Girl you are so quick with the jokes I’m genuinely impressed. I laughed my ass of at this 😭
    Also, that ad introduction was SO smooth

  • @susanforeman8168
    @susanforeman8168 Рік тому +173

    I had a boyfriend who sounded JUST like the “it’s not that funny” guy. He always talked to me like that

    • @localvampire
      @localvampire Рік тому +31

      *girlfriend for me but SAME 😭 givin me flashbacks

    • @Vamireshortcake
      @Vamireshortcake Рік тому +28

      No fr why are they like this… and like how tf are u supposed to respond

    • @susanforeman8168
      @susanforeman8168 Рік тому +9

      @@Vamireshortcake I usually just apologized and shut up

    • @localvampire
      @localvampire Рік тому

      @@susanforeman8168same !

    • @RYCH3
      @RYCH3 Рік тому +9

      hope youre doing good now❤️

  • @dyllonchavis6793
    @dyllonchavis6793 Рік тому +89

    Emily is just vocalizing my thoughts. These audios feel like when you’re with your friends who are in a relationship and you know it’s not a good one but they won’t listen to you.

  • @Anns_videos
    @Anns_videos 9 місяців тому +6

    12:37 girl that smile was so funny, I'm dyingg.

  • @cailtintodd
    @cailtintodd Рік тому +256

    fighting with my asmr gf (gone wrong) (gone straight) (no longer lesbian)

    • @farted161
      @farted161 9 місяців тому +6

      NOOOOO THEY TURNED YOU STRAIGHT 💔💔💔

  • @rocco3605
    @rocco3605 Рік тому +85

    9:10 Your parrot voice caught me off guard, it’s so accurate. 😭
    9:52 Not to hear you because she cAN ALREADY HEAR YOU FROM THE OTHER SIDE IT’S NOT FU-
    21:49 “So John, if you’re out there...”

  • @werewolf1301
    @werewolf1301 Рік тому +38

    14:03 Garfield/John Arbuckle Roleplay

  • @Sealies
    @Sealies Рік тому +156

    This was funny and Emily is truly an inspiration. I am now going to go listen to boyfriend asmr.

  • @Theverylostsocks
    @Theverylostsocks Рік тому +184

    This video made me laugh so loud my toxic boyfriend yelled at me until I cried 👍

    • @cherrywaves21
      @cherrywaves21 Рік тому +45

      But have you considered that it’s not that funny

    • @THE-SCARECROW-a111
      @THE-SCARECROW-a111 Рік тому +6

      You better be playing if not than seek help

    • @THE-SCARECROW-a111
      @THE-SCARECROW-a111 Рік тому +1

      💀 I liked my own reply

    • @Theverylostsocks
      @Theverylostsocks Рік тому +6

      @@THE-SCARECROW-a111 yeah yeah of course it’s just a reference to one of the asmr videos they watched

  • @TamsinHetherington
    @TamsinHetherington Рік тому +51

    The pure shook on her face when the first guy knew what she had said.😭

  • @faeriestears
    @faeriestears Рік тому +84

    THE TRANSITIONS INTO HER SPONSERS ARE ALWAYS SO SMOOTH

  • @xhunterhuntsx
    @xhunterhuntsx Рік тому +572

    Call it cringe, but RP ASMR is a guilty pleasure (Mainly wholesome and spicy, not the rude ones that make me feel horrible)

    • @EscapedAudios
      @EscapedAudios Рік тому +55

      Apologize for nothing

    • @undercoverfangirl5491
      @undercoverfangirl5491 Рік тому +23

      @@towerofgodfan4107Probably, I like all of them. Mainly the wholesome and spicy ones but once in a while I like to look up argument ones or neglecting ones. I only like the ones that end happily and with an apology and comfort. Hurt/comfort basically. Maybe it’s because I’m so used to it that it kinda comforts me in a way.

    • @marsaaas
      @marsaaas Рік тому +12

      I listened to a ASMR story about a knight husband and that was so funny. Like I was half asleep and he is like "prepare my bath" and even in a sleep I was like "Yo man you are a knight u have a servant or couple at least!!! Also u know how heavy water is? Go bath in a cold water and get a cold and die Idk why bother me sleeping. Just go sleep in that blood and smell and dirt I dont mind I am sleepy"
      and before that moment and after too he had A LOT OF SERVANTS why he asked his wife to prepare a bath water 🙄 Still mad

    • @xhunterhuntsx
      @xhunterhuntsx Рік тому

      @ciellissemira3400 Oh, I think I remember that one. Was it an arranged marriage?

    • @mallarielove
      @mallarielove Рік тому +5

      @@undercoverfangirl5491so you like being told you’re worthless and shit??? and then told it’s okay??? you’re into an abuse cycle???

  • @numberonebivefan
    @numberonebivefan Рік тому +63

    The boyfriend asmr videos that lurk out there on the internet gives me the chills

  • @Chloe_hateWasps
    @Chloe_hateWasps Рік тому +62

    7:55 sHuT tHe FoCk uP iTs nOt tHaT FuNnY

  • @evabrowning3438
    @evabrowning3438 Рік тому +46

    emily is now a victim of the sassy man apocalypse

  • @RogosRinted
    @RogosRinted Рік тому +34

    the men literally verberally violating us is so funny especially bec theyre talking to themselves too LMAOOO

  • @S41L0R
    @S41L0R Рік тому +90

    the funny thing is you know the "its not that funny" guy is actually pissed about someone in their life
    like lowkey their content had to have been found by a friend irl lmao

  • @85hr
    @85hr Рік тому +91

    OMG! love the video girl! congrats on 800k! on the road to a million!

    • @notevenemily
      @notevenemily  Рік тому +32

      thank you 🥰🫶

    • @85hr
      @85hr Рік тому +7

      @@notevenemily OMG!!! U RPLIED!! i love ur vids! it was so funny when u played the roblox horror :-)

  • @ashcash0123
    @ashcash0123 Рік тому +22

    20:26
    That "OHHH!" was the realest thing ever

  • @kmormore
    @kmormore Рік тому +99

    I cannot sleep peacefully till I listen to the soothing sound of being called annoying and having my laugh made fun of via boyfriend asmr

  • @zoranagavrilovic9403
    @zoranagavrilovic9403 Рік тому +27

    In the end she's like "I've been hating" and I feel like she hasn't hated enough x)

  • @rrbenjy8431
    @rrbenjy8431 Рік тому +74

    1:12 THE IMEDIATE REGRET IN HER EYES IS SENDING ME 💀💀💀

    • @iLoveBread_101
      @iLoveBread_101 8 місяців тому

      I HAD THE SAME EXPRESSION AGAGGGVG

  • @dexdpoets
    @dexdpoets Рік тому +30

    7:44 THE ASCEND IS CRAZY 😭😭😭

  • @moonaqu
    @moonaqu Рік тому +58

    i love how funny and creative emily is with her content, i‘ll never get bored of her videos 😭

  • @glencoconut
    @glencoconut Рік тому +35

    1:42 the genuine shock ajksldjasjda

  • @Ari-ok8je
    @Ari-ok8je 5 місяців тому +4

    Not the second one getting so scared that he began performing a whole ass ritual😭

  • @Suki_will_destroy_all
    @Suki_will_destroy_all 11 місяців тому +37

    14:29 bro cook it yourself.💀

    • @I_AmInYourWalls
      @I_AmInYourWalls 11 місяців тому +6

      I am not kidding when I said the same exact thing 💀

  • @quartsuniverse8395
    @quartsuniverse8395 Рік тому +43

    Just so you know the thumbnail lowkey made it look like I already watched the video until I double checked. Wouldn’t want you to lose that coin ♥️

    • @notevenemily
      @notevenemily  Рік тому +24

      thank you good catch im changing it

  • @elliscuteaf
    @elliscuteaf Рік тому +16

    the fact that it's always an abusive and toxic boyfriend is concerning😭😭

  • @fh9061
    @fh9061 Рік тому +25

    Your responses were hilarious. If you're gonna do more of these (and I have a feeling you will) I'd love to see you pick more phone call asmrs because that first portion was gold.

  • @krushkannon
    @krushkannon Рік тому +133

    let me QUICKLY defend the chaotic boyfriend movie asmr. Guy, the character, is meant to be stupid, sort of a comedic relief. it's all part of a *huge* world the creator's made and im telling you that the lore and voice acting is incredible.

    • @xanyiaz
      @xanyiaz Рік тому +16

      hello fellow redacted enjoyer :))

    • @aceinashoppingcart
      @aceinashoppingcart Рік тому +16

      I was looking for a comment like this! Like, yeah, out of context, he's kinda weird, but in context, he's a really sweet boi who I love to death.
      Guy is a chaotic gremlin and is supposed to be a himbo and I really do love Redacted, I wasn't expecting to see him here😅

    • @xanyiaz
      @xanyiaz Рік тому +7

      @@aceinashoppingcart fr like- they're finally getting to the good ones but now i'm scared and they keep picking the wrong audios/characters 😭

    • @Annah_Bannah
      @Annah_Bannah 11 місяців тому +1

      Hello redacted squad

    • @xanyiaz
      @xanyiaz 11 місяців тому

      @@Annah_Bannah hiya :)

  • @milliemetres
    @milliemetres Рік тому +30

    9:45 bro genuinely started to tweak 💀💀

  • @UmLammyJammer
    @UmLammyJammer Рік тому +40

    I laughed so hard at the “ 🤓 👆burnt down I guess “

  • @zed54
    @zed54 Рік тому +42

    6:37 Why did he sound like the, LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG???-lady 😭😭😭

    • @sussybaka5201
      @sussybaka5201 Рік тому +4

      Bro I listen to that asmr series and he absolutely would😭

    • @BubblerGoesPop
      @BubblerGoesPop Рік тому +5

      makes sense, that’s one of the creator’s favourite vines 😭😭

  • @Love_Lou444
    @Love_Lou444 Рік тому +12

    12:18 scared the crap out of me, his voice just jumped into my ear

    • @fembleh1142
      @fembleh1142 3 місяці тому +1

      I genuinely yelped lmao

  • @owllee9585
    @owllee9585 Рік тому +75

    I’d listen to the boyfriend explain the fnaf lore to me any day

  • @gabriellemackabee
    @gabriellemackabee Рік тому +34

    3:30 bro can’t stop YAPPING

  • @Muted_Marcus
    @Muted_Marcus Рік тому +15

    The sudden switch to improving is too familiar at 11:22. 🧍

  • @corlilyy
    @corlilyy 9 місяців тому +6

    17:34 "you know what? i know what i'm going to get you for your birthday. cosmetic surgery!"
    i laughed way too hard

  • @EzraPrescott
    @EzraPrescott Рік тому +24

    15:11 nah bro is getting personal now 💀

  • @--s.s.c--
    @--s.s.c-- Рік тому +25

    When u said "kidnap the pizza guy" it made me think of peek a boo by red velvet 💀

  • @cleverruse5513
    @cleverruse5513 Рік тому +17

    19:20 "I'm just -- I need shrimp." fucken sent me. 😂

  • @RemiliaVampire
    @RemiliaVampire Рік тому +74

    I could listen to you improv with ASMR's for hours 🤣

  • @blueblossom158
    @blueblossom158 Рік тому +5

    3:03-3:06 I was like wow emily is really taking in her role when the music kicked in.

  • @eek7687
    @eek7687 Рік тому +16

    ASMR yandere boyfriend explains the FNAF lore while breaking into your house

  • @bluejay2931
    @bluejay2931 Рік тому +25

    THE CONTINUOUS SHOCK IS WHAT GETS ME 8:00

  • @aaronhaefner6302
    @aaronhaefner6302 Рік тому +20

    GIRL, I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR 13:26 I AM WHEEZING!!! 🤣

  • @mynamesimm
    @mynamesimm Рік тому +10

    The way she flinched when he actually knew she was at a club I ROLLED 😭

  • @loveline119
    @loveline119 Рік тому +18

    "im going to listen to boyfriend asmr on my ipad" brand new sentence.

  • @mindofmiri1578
    @mindofmiri1578 Рік тому +13

    "oh my god he's traveling" sent me to the moon and back lmfaooo

  • @K0IBEE
    @K0IBEE Рік тому +3

    im shaking and crying and crapping THE “i was supposed to be meeting with a cute girl”
    “😨”

  • @matsmouth272
    @matsmouth272 Рік тому +18

    Boyfriend asmr is a world I could never get into. But I can enjoy Emily making fun of it plenty

  • @threekrds
    @threekrds Рік тому +4

    13:32 IM CACKLING AT THE SOUND EFFECTS

  • @cvpidbestie
    @cvpidbestie Рік тому +10

    18:00 this is literally that one spongbob episode where he though he was ugly 😭

  • @chaotically_existing
    @chaotically_existing Рік тому +18

    i deadass thought he said "hello loaf" at 11:16

  • @gamemaster4947
    @gamemaster4947 Рік тому +10

    6:30 What she hears: *laughing*
    What I hear: *sinister laugh* Dottore...DOTTORE

  • @tiramisu002
    @tiramisu002 Рік тому +22

    6:42 was so scary im shaking

  • @sunii_rainn3562
    @sunii_rainn3562 Рік тому +14

    emily has entered her y/n era yall!

  • @nooraseer
    @nooraseer Рік тому +69

    Me who couldn’t stop laughing the whole time

    • @tonyx2chopper
      @tonyx2chopper Рік тому +42

      "Why are you laughing it's not even that funny"-🙎‍♂️

    • @nooraseer
      @nooraseer Рік тому +6

      @@tonyx2chopper LMAO that was really good

    • @mindofmiri1578
      @mindofmiri1578 Рік тому +25

      @@tonyx2chopper like I promise you it's not that funny, like it's not even that funny, the fact that you thought it was funny is just so not even funny like, for real it's not even that funny by the way did I say itS nOT fUNNY-

    • @anna84259
      @anna84259 Рік тому +14

      I'd like to laugh but I just feel so fucking uncomfortable like I just physically CRINGE everytime I hear their voices idk why it's happening 😬😬

    • @mindofmiri1578
      @mindofmiri1578 Рік тому +7

      @@anna84259 same dude I hate asmr with a burning passion cause I have misophonia but I force myself to power through these types of videos for the funny moments. Still debating as to whether or not it's worth it in the long run 💀

  • @salemmarz3809
    @salemmarz3809 Рік тому +33

    listening to these and being a lesbian is like a ten times weirder for me like sir i do not know you

  • @thehonoredone2361
    @thehonoredone2361 Рік тому +23

    "Fighting with my ASMR boyfriends.. turned sexual" Dun dun dunnn.

  • @TheMaskedRucksie
    @TheMaskedRucksie 10 місяців тому +9

    14:09 THIS ONE HAS TO BE SATIRE LMAO??

  • @kaybesky6447
    @kaybesky6447 Рік тому +13

    12:10 oh my god he's traveling 😂😂😂😭💀

  • @Minjis.left.toe.nail19
    @Minjis.left.toe.nail19 Рік тому +75

    Emily is so funny and attractive. I just wanted to say that

  • @grlsneverdie
    @grlsneverdie Рік тому +6

    0:41 is the realest thing ive ever seen. i cant bring myself to delete my myriad of selfies

  • @pawprintssystem5481
    @pawprintssystem5481 Рік тому +19

    The one where he says 'shut the fuck up' is just an abusive boyfriend simulator WHO is enjoying this XD despite what he's saying it really IS funny because it's so fucking off the wall LOL

  • @w.yapton
    @w.yapton Рік тому +14

    I hope u never stop making these

  • @Transdude
    @Transdude Рік тому +8

    I'm weirdly addicted to listen these kinds of asmr while listening one hour of silence eventually broken by some random meme

  • @pepsibatz
    @pepsibatz Рік тому +16

    sorry the silence mouthing he knows im at the club is so fuckinmg funny i had to pause to truly laugfh

  • @The_Super_NOVA
    @The_Super_NOVA Рік тому +325

    Without Emily's commentary, these would be super creepy. Who listens to these un-ironically????

  • @microwavedgay6203
    @microwavedgay6203 Рік тому +4

    HELP SHE REACTED TO REDACTED OMG. (You have to listen to the lore heavy ones cause this man has a whole world around these characters and they and the different listeners actually interact with eachother)

  • @HoustonWadeCompton
    @HoustonWadeCompton Рік тому +14

    he said "you really spilled wuhwuhwuh scary hours on my valentino white couch???"