THE PANIC ALARM
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- Опубліковано 14 жов 2024
- The time Dan actually pressed a panic alarm and it was the worst thing ever omfg. click here to subscribe to my channel to see more of my videos! ua-cam.com/users/sub... :D
Click here to watch Part 2: THE POWER NAP! • THE POWER NAP (it might somehow be even worse what is my life)
this is literally word for word what happened what is my life and why do I do this to myself. this is why I will never work in retail again. ..well to be honest who would ever hire me after hearing this story oh well #yolo
I hope you enjoyed :D
ps: sorry this took a while to make! as some of you know I have been HORIFICALLY ill but I am all better now so the videos will keep on coming. ^__^ thanks!
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okay but the store should have TOLD dan about the alarm cause 1. it could've saved his life if a situation like that ever occurred and 2. he would've never have pressed it out of curiosity if he already knew what it was for! like seriously what kind of fucked up business are you that you don't inform your employees of something like this?? this time it's seriously not dan's fault for being awkward, this was entirely on the business's hand
true
Very true
Well luckily that diy shop is no longer in business
ms.marvelous 815 ...tru
True true
What is the point in a panic button if the employees don't know it exists?
Sophie Young exactly like- ??? (Also how has no one replied to this yet)
"We have been fined 15,000 pounds"
"Oops"
👏 *slow clap* 👏
Lmao 😂
*face palm*
So THAT'S how Focus went out of business XD
Dan - "I want to help" *waves scissors*
Me - *sighs* "the similarities of us are REAL"
is anyone else having a danathon?
Yes my first one actually
Meh ✋🏻
+Divine Nymph UTTrash same
Yep going through all the videos
I've watched 3 years worth I need help😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Hi my name is Dan, and welcome to story time......with Dan.."
*claps slowly*
nice start
Septiplier Phanfiction HAHAHA 😂 llmao
Now every time I, for some reason, go to a DIY store I can't help but look at the employees without thinking about this video and feeling sorry for them
PhanGirling Yandere huruhi fugeoka
yeah
Caterina The PhanGirling Yandere BOOTIFUL PROFILE PIC AND NAME
The pops *Haruhi Fujioka
thank you for feeling sad for my step dad
"was it you dan?"
"It was probably dan-"
_"no"_
*Dan kills a man on accident*
Dan:... oops
I mean true.
Same
True..lmao
"...oops...
PHIL WE'RE MOVING TO TOKYO!"
Only dan could kill someone on accident.
My mom asked me who Dan was so I showed her a video. It was this one. I forgot about the whole Satan fricking him in the arse part. She looked at me in pure horror. My gods
You can never have a "mom-approved" Dan video haha
I want to like this but there's 69
Time stamp?
@@mollybennett3291 4:44
My story is, I showed my mum interactive introverts. She was horifide
Panic! At the DIY store
Also I'm having a danathon
same
Blue_ Butterfly I'm panicking at the disco because of the date this was uploaded on
I love you. I don't know you,but I love you. (sorry for being creepy but your joke was THE BEST!!)
Blue_ Butterfly I’m always on a danathon 😂
When this was posted..... I'm actually crying
THEYRE BACK
What
don’t cry 🥺
craft 😏
aAA NO
Don’t cry craft
"hi my name is dan"
me: THE FEELS. FETUS DAN. AHHHHHHHH
Ah, back in the days when Dan bleeped his swearing.
If he did that now it'd take years.
hehehe I'm like #69
If he did that now then- wait he doesn’t post.
@@campbellc.4363 nice
@@jamierobinson7004 what compells you?
Cookies Cookies I honestly have no idea.
Why is there always cat food ads when I watch Dan and Phil....
Cause the cat whiskers come from within 😸😺
Same , I was gonna say but then I saw this comment ps. I love cats and Dan and Phil so yeah !
They know we are crazy cat people haha
They're totally cats..:
For me it's Nerve ads
the title of this video is so fitting to the date it was uploaded
Emily P FUCK YOU
Ik 😭😭
oh for fucks sake m8
Emily P omfg no
What do u mean
Panic! at the DIY store
+Napstablook -formerly Academy of Despair-
same.
LMAO
Focus
Ahahhahaa
Yes! OMFG
disappointed faces of your peers
Don't Ask the,,, like,,, when he's like,,, 'the disappointment of my friends',,, i was like,,,, ha
james TAKE A LOOK AT ME CAUSE I COULD NOT CARE AT ALL
Meagan Wood DO OR DIE YOULL NEVER MAKE ME
james 😭😭😭😭😭
GO AND TRY, YOU'LL NEVER BREAK ME (This is so sad bc of the date this video was posted)
uploaded on march 22nd 2013... explains the tragic music at the beginning...
Lily W what's wrong with the date dafuq
@@novarated269 its the day when mcr said they were going to break up
I WAS REWATCHING ALL OF DANS VIDEOS AFTER HIS RECENT VIDEO AND I REALISED WHAT DATE THIS VIDEO WAS POSTED ON THIS IS SO SAD
ME TOO-
WHEN I WAS-
@@j-man3267 A YOUNG BOI
@Angie MontoyaCuri TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
@Angie MontoyaCuri HE SAID, WILL YOU DEFEAT THEM, YOUR DEMONS AND ALL THE NON BELIEVERS THE PLANS THAT THEY HAVE MADE
That is exactly the kind of thing that I would do.
Jordan Prather same though
Thorns on the Rose XD
Same
I have this thing called "UA-cam Friday" in my class and I recommended this and I now regret it because some words he had said. *falls off cliff*
Oh my god why doesn't our school have UA-cam Friday xD I would totally recommend a few videos.
My school doesn't have UA-cam friday😢😩😭
+Brooke Eliz we don't have it either😭😭
+thedogtamers I wished I had that in my school😪
+Vivian Vanderhave HA FUCK!
Here's me at a store
*buying a present for a friend*
Cashier lady: Who are you buying this for?
Me: Yes
Same😖
I have another one.
*Buying a book from a friend*
Friend: Enjoy the book.
Me: You too.
Sopph Dallevés that situation happens to me all the time
Heather Roberts It's been already like 4 months since that happened and it stills haunts me
or this one
Friend : What are you doing
Me : Good
When I read the title
Mind:*P!ATD*
I was led here after hearing a song
Oh god me too
The panic! Alarm
I'll leave now
SAME.
IWSNT?
OMG SAME!
My emo tears. Look at the date....
😢
+Bronagh Pearson ...WHY MY DAY WAS GOING SO WELL 😢😢😢😢
+Lizzy The Vloggr true true 😭😭
Don't cry. CRAFT
Whyyyyyy
"One was at a DIY store which I eventually got fired from" *flashback to selling an axe to a 12 y/o*
Omg lmao 😂
I clicked on the description to read it and saw the date that this video was posted. Time to cry!
Meagan Wood I don't understand. What's with the date?
Meagan Wood OMG IKR
Diy Delilah My Chemical Romance breakup
Meagan Wood what happened on the 22 March
Meagan Wood don't you mean craft
**sees panic alarm**
Me: Must Press This!!!
**presses button**
**panic! at the disco starts to play**
Loser Gamer *I CHIME IN WITH HAVENR YOU PPL EVER HEARD OF CLOSING A GODDAMN DOOR, NO*
ava IS IT STILL ME THAT MAKES YOU SWEAT
He was so cute when he was like "I wanna help" he looked so innocent
BethShepherdx ._. yee
IKR
Since when was the curse words bleeped?
Vanessa Tail this video was made in 2013....
yes but i usually watch this vid and they were never bleeped
Vytherin MANDELA AFFECT
lol
Vytherin okay same
Lol I work in a bank and we have those panic buttons everywhere. it's so hard to control myself and not press those. I have actually had the police come when i put the distress signal up when i opened the branch instead of the "okay" signal for the employees to come in. My district manager, police, and corporate security came. Yep. I feel ya.
.
Sfda
:) lol that made my day
This was released in March 22,2013
Ha I'm not crying
I NEED MCR BACK
Panickedbutonbeebos Forehead Don't cry, …
Me
THEY'RE BACK
YOU GOT YOUR WISH
They're backkkkkkkkkk
I guess we could say:
Panic! At The Shop
XD
+Brittwn :3 love you too lil batch
STOP NO
THIS IS GOSPEL FOR THE FALLEN DAN CAUSE HE PRESSED THE PANIC ALARM
NOOOOO
ASSEMBLING HIS PHILOSOPHIES
FROM PEICES OF CRINGEWORTHY MEMORIES
NO I CAN'T STOP
OH OH OH OH OH OHHHHHHH
THIS IS THE BEAT OF MY HEART
THIS THE BEAT OF MY HEART
+ÇrêëpērKîd 3Ø5 That's beautiful!!!!!!
BEAUTIFUL!!!!
Ramona Munoz HEA-HEA-HEAVENhelpme
I have watched this too many times
Same😂
Melanie Ramirez lol
Emma Emma AHHHAHHAHAH
what am I doing with my life.
kytti555 same
me too omg
this is where it went really DAN hill ;D
oh bloody lord
+abbie lee that sure is ALARMING but no need to PANIC
Kastunuke :D XD
Where it went Dan pHIL
+Loreal reed I've had my Phil of puns
Quarantine has made me revert back to a full-time phannie and I’m not complaining
4:09 is Phil just sat waiting on the stairs until Dan's done in whatever room he's filming in?
OMG I laughed so hard :DD I didn't even notice until you said it :D
Haha oh my god you're right, that's so hilarious! Thank you for pointing that out!
Bc he's Phil
DAN. WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME. THIS DATE HURTS ME. WHY. JUST WHY.
Phanic! At the 21 discos I'm confused what is so wrong with the date?
Aj Jacobson My Chemical Romance breakup
😭😭😭
Phanic! At the 21 discos Your username and profile pic gives me life
I'M FUCKING TRIGGERED
Panic! at the hardware store
Same
With their new album "Death of a Handyman"
thank you
rita marcosano To handy to live, to useless to die
TheBridgeportSimmer hammers and nails
Watching this now, I'm sure that the elderly woman helped him out on purpose.
I always thought the elderly woman was fake tbh
@@didsthecat1503idk the old lady is Dan's saviour if you ask me
My dad and I were at Best Buy to look for a new tv for his apartment. While he was looking, I wandered off to a nearby "Home Theater" section. They had a new stereo system on display that anyone could hook up to there phones to try out. What I didn't know was exactly how loud this stereo was or the fact that it was hooked up to the entire store. I plug my phone in, turn it up to full volume, and suddenly Panic! at the Disco is blasted throughout the store. I struggled to turn it off, and after about a minute, a group of customers (including my dad) and an employee are giving me strange looks. I was mortified.So that's my Panic! Alarm story.
The Panic Alarm vs. the Panic! Alarm.
This made my day XD
Now I wish I was in that store ;-;
Yumiko Official Weeaboo Would have been awesome to encounter another p!atd fan in public. Hope you like Lying is Most Fun because that's what was playing. xD
+Michaela Harris holy shit was it the beginning? I'm imagining a relatively quiet store and then just- IS IT STILL ME WHO MAKES YOU SWEAT
+Phanfic! At The Disco
No, that would be awesome though! It was the beginning of the chorus. Just silence then "LET'S GET THESE TEEN HEARTS BEATING FASTER AND FASTER!!" And so on xD
I could definetly see myself getting in this situation
Ladrillono Productions me to 🙂😂
haha I've done this before but I was like 6 and yea.... too tempting
me: **looks at the date this video was published**
also me: **goes and cries for ten hours**
GUESS WHAT? THEYRE BACK!!!!
Not at serious as what you did, but when I was about 5 I pressed an emergency stop button on an escalator by accident. Somehow I thought it was the most terrible thing I could ever do and hid my crime from my parents for 2 years. When I told them I cried. They were very confused.
I understand how you feel :(
Well I pressed the fire alarm , which caused for everybody to run out if the building . Also causing a stampede , and some trampling and broken bones ..... So..... Yeah ......
I once was at a go kart track and these kid said "hey wanna hang out?" And i followee them and they went to this persons house a few steps away from the track and they let this hamster out of a cage then put it in again and left. Now, i was like 5 or 6 and what happpened was for SOME reason, i thought the hamster was just a prisoner and i let it free JUST when the hoke owner comes out and shes like- "what are you doing?" And i ran away as fast as i could.
I never wanted to returj to that contry cause i thought i was a wanted crminal and someone would see me and be like "hey, its him!" And call the cops....
From dans story when i get my job i will ask "are there any panic buttons or anything like that i dont know about?" To my boss
Julian Fung your spelling is terrible
Jmy excuse is the same as dan's, i type WAY to fast and i usaully don't check. (Or i just dont know havw to speell
Am I the only one who looked at the title and thought it said "The phanic alarm"
yes
no I thought that too lol
nope. QUICK IT'S THE PHANIC ALARM!
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
Yes. You were.
THE DATE THIS WAS UPLOADED.
BRB GONNA GO CRY.
DAN FUCKING WHY.
Twenty Øne Leafy Fangirls DONT CRY CRAFT
what about the date?
Ibeth Hernandez I think Mir split up on the date
Ibeth Hernandez My Chemical Romance breakup
The Artist Awakens yes, that is accurate
The a reason theres so many emos in the comments
*MARCH 22 2013*
Youngjoysinner
and cus it was from dan
hehe.. thank u joyce
PotatoPole yup
4:42 I didn't know Phil's nickname was Satan :)
Omfg o.o 😂😂😂😂😂
Guess you learn something new every day :)
+Buttercuppyow I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Oh my god I'm cry laughing so hard
wow
March 22nd 2013....
9/23/16 - MCRX IKR. I DIED WHEN I SAW THAT
zPIXELz mE TOO
9/23/16 - MCRX STAAAHPPPP 😭😭😭😭
9/23/16 - MCRX i tried to google it what happened then srsly
Irgendein Fangirl My Chemical Romance... They... Um, they did the thing that no one talks about. THEIR MEMORY WILL CARRY ON I'M SORRY
My teacher asking for my homework for the 8th time:
Me: 5:23
Dan has such a nice body. Lol tell me somebody else thought this while they were watching
GiggleLord Jupiter lol
*coughs* ....no but his face is adorable
I mean, he does...
Arianna Kristina FITE MEH
Yeah...... *drools*
At around 4:20 I actually thought to myself, 'wow, all the people in this scene look a lot like dan.'
What the fuck, brain.
Blaze it
OMG lol
I think you mean the panic! alarm
Yasss
YAAAAASSSS
hell ye
bahahHAHAHhaha
or the Phanic! alarm!!!!
hi, my name is [DAN]
*goddannit
GODDAMMIT
3:59 - 4:07 (I believe)
Im pretty sure I see Phil's hair while Dan was ranting...I don't know why but I just felt the need to point that out....I need a life...
Yh omg I noticed it too
I just noticed that 😂😂😂
Sassy Lassy
I just saw it lol 😂
Omg I can imagine he needed to talk to him and he just comes around the corner to see Dan like that XD
My awkward moment
*Me getting into a cab
Cab Driver:Where can I take you?
Me:Blah Blah street
*I spill water bottle all over my crouch, and instead of saying I just dropped my water bottle
Me: My Water Broke
I'm a guy.
Omg XD
I literally can't breath right now OMG
Oh😕 That's a little problematic.......
Omg I can't breath lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's hilarious oh my God
i would have pressed the button
Kayleigh Gray Same
Kayleigh Gray ayyy! Panic! fan I see :)
i would press it thousands of time
MaxGray 413 same 😂👌
Lol same😂
o h
\
the date
the title
my repressed emo life
i t s a l l r a i n i n g d o w n o n m e l i k e h e l l f i r e
Same
Not anymore! Yeeeee! They’re back! 🖤🖤🖤🖤MCR🖤🖤🖤🖤
I miss this hair on Dan, it looked really good on him
Same, it looked really nice, but I like his hair all of the time too. He could shave his head and still look amazing
Julia Haas true
How is it different, I can't see anything... :)
Poppy Pegler it's basicly a more grown out version of what he has now but with more layers :)
99th like!?! 😂😬👌👍👍⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️
6:13 that moment when Dan actually turns into Light
More like Kira
I love this fandom
gahaha omg
Dan is not demonic, smart, evil, or intelligent enough to be light XD you should know that after watching this video
I just now realized that I said smart and intelligent >_>
Was the DIY shop called, "The Disco"?
OH MY GOD I may be wrong but Panic! at the disco? XD
***** You are nowhere nearrr wrong. Its what I meant ;)
IS THAT ASHTON FUCKING IRWIN
Marga Maganda IS THAT MICHEAL FREAKING CLIFFORD!?!?!?!?!?
+Kate Wilson No its Michael Fucking Hemmings
Happy 10 Years!
One of the funniest videos of all time.
He said son when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the Dan
'Cause one day I'll leave you a PHANDOM to lead you in the summer and join the black parade
Ok I love fallout boy and I can't find that song anywhere what is it called
It's not fallout boy it's mcr I'm an actual dickhead
I'm sorry for making you want to eat your own face in despair
March 22 2013 was this horrific day this video was uploaded and MCR broke up
You're giving me feels, fellow killjoy
*g note*
abby nagle OUT OF ALL THE DATES HE JUST HAD TO POST IT THEN. WHY.
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY, MA FATHA TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
I like how we all know what this references XD
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
😭😢😭😢😭😢😭😢
a b b y
No.
When I was
A young boy
My father
Took me into the city
To get myself a job
Ruins Of Eden oh sh*t
oh shit
did you just
Oh...oh no..
well shit
I cannot believe I've been a fan for 10 years???? time flies
Just thinking the same😭
*Looks at date*
~G Note plays~
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY, MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY, TO SEE A MARCHING BAND.....
Sarah Archibald
HESAIDSONWHENYOUGROWUPWOULDYOUBETHESAVIOROFTHEBROKENTHEBEATENANDTHEDAMNEDHESAIDWILLYOUDEFEATTHEMYOURDEMONSANDALLTHENONBELIEVERSTHEPLANSTHATTHEYHAVEMADEBECAUSEONEDAYILLLEAVEYOUAPHANTOMTOLEAVEYOUINTHESUMMERTOJOINTHEBLACKPARADENANANANANANANANAANANANANANANANNANANANANANNANANA
the date this vid was uploaded......... oh crap....... im gonna craft
sophia laurena what's wrong with the date
Harmony232 Msp this was the day when my chemical romance announced that they were breaking up :(
sophia laurena Oh Wow 😳
I cri
oh shit..
Don't feel bad Dan, I would have done the same thing
same goes for me, and that is exactly why i feel bad for him
SmilingTomatoes101 ok, i do to. but only because i know the feeling of guilt that overwhelms you when everyone knows that you did something horrifically wrong
I saw the date and died inside... how were you not crying under a rock like the rest of us??
THEYRE BACK
I'm confused...7 years ago...does that mean something?
@@ren9897 it's the date that mcr broke up, they're back now but yeah
*Plays G note whilst sobbing in emo...
+Tia that's the point of the comment.
Jennifer Black Yea ik.
The date this was posted?
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY, MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY, TO SEE A MARCHING BAND!!!!!!!!!!!!
ITS 22/03
Crafts violently in the corner
*sees title*
Oh
Well imagine
*sees the day it was posted*
When I was
A young boy
+Habsa S and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but hear an exchanging of words
*sees date it was published*
When I was
a young boy
+L. Lawliet saME
L. Lawliet MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
Always when you see a big red threatening button ask yourself what would the Doctor do?
....He would press it. I don't think that advice would help.
obviously...
Which Doctor? Actually, scratch that. They'd all just press it.
he'd propably start quoting the Lion King again
Unless the button is a Jammy Dodger
this is, to this day, one of my favorite videos of all time, along with the power nap
same it's so nostalgic the humor was top tier
I think he meant the Panic! Alarm. I saw the date it was uploaded and thought this vid was about MCR
21PierceBlackVeilChemicalsAtTheGreenDay I saw the date and now I’m crying please send help
And this is the reason focus shut down...
Yup
no lol .. XD
Throwback to the first ever video of Dan's that I ever watched thanks to my best saying 'I just had to watch it'
Same😂
SAME
Same it my first video too !
+Karliisprobablylying My of Phil was Phil in the club and this is the first Dan video I ever watched.
😂😂😂Same
0:55 dan's blank expression whilst holding scissors dangerously is something that i feel on a deep, spiritual level
This was posted the day My Chemical Romance broke up...
D: so long and goodbye..... ;-;
Why must you point that out
Sara Germain someone would of done it anyways
Why did you point this out *goes to emo corner and breaks down*
+Niamh Hughes *cries in the corner*
*Sees date this was published*
*Sobs emo tears*
same 😭😭
Ahhhh same
oh my god you did not just
same
Me
I'm I the only Danosaur who isn't an active dedicated listener of MCR??
+Helmi Haikonen well you should be
+Rosie Tibbs Nope. I actually know only one song from them. Which I like, but that's all. I'm more a PATD, Paramore and 21P type ;)
HOW ARE YOU NOT?! GO LISTEN TO THEM THEYRE AMAZING
+ScrapySweet same :)
Nope! I'm not a big MCR fan. I'm mostly a TØP and FOB kinda person
3:45 😂
"was it you dan?"
"it was probably dan"
"no"
💀
I told my little sister he was in his 20's and she said he looked like he was 34.
Dan is every essence of me, except 12 years older and male.
same omg!
samee
Well he's 16 years older then me but same!
+Its Nona Time woah u must be sooo young :/
+2oullx captor //Same here. And you're a homestuck too. And you also like Sollux.
"devouring myself inwards into a vortex of agony" this is so me
Some one noticed dan's shirt says HOWL...? Like Howell😂
Oh a perfect bedtime story for me at five am
yup!
Yup!!!! Me it’s 7 AM and I haven’t slept I’m gonna be having fun trying to stay awake today at least I don’t have school because I’m homeschooled 🙂
Was the place called "the disco"? Because then there would be a *panic at the disco*
•Nonsenseical Alpaca• more like "Phanic At The Danco
Skinny Penis or Phanfic at the disco
Fucking username!!!
•Nonsenseical Alpaca• Stop.
there was a *large panic* on the date this was posted *g note*
*!
The Panic Alarm? Ha! More like The PHANic Alarm!
I'll let myself out
currently rewatching EVERY SINGLE dan video during quarantine. Hiiii wonderful person that's reading this! Have a great day! 💕🌹
Thanks! And s a m e
DAN WHY MUST YOU're VIDS BE SO ENTERTAINING IM TRYING TO SLEEP
Join The club.
*your
Can I join too? Lol
i think we all need a doris in our life, don't we?
I miss the days i was so obsessed with ur videos aaahh . You made my teenagehood and early 20s istg
yes giant red buttons are very tempting
IKR !!!
Aren't they all xD
I worked in wal-mart for a whole summer. Literally I had no training, and I worked in the Deli, I mean I even got grease burns on my arms because I was expected to do things I had never been taught! Well that and because I would have to manage the whole deli by myself for sometime three hours because either someone called off(which I never did, but many of my co-workers did, which was annoying) so finally one day in the middle of my shift I took off my aparon and walked out of the store....basically, I feel the pain of poor managerial styles, Dan.
Hi Audrey
Audrey Briggs Hey there guys
When Dan was talking about pressing big red buttons I thought he was gonna make a Doctor Who reference. 😆
SAMMEEEE
Great big threatening button, which should never EVER be pressed, eh?
Ditto
OMG LOL YAAAS
I like that other ppl are also here
The Panic! Alarm
+Helmi Haikonen oh shit waddup
*Phanic!