so what's your theory? radioactive hamster? the mind of a human somehow trapped in a small animal like the fish in american dad? someone give me a logical explanation
Oh uh my theory is..... NEVER GET A FUCKING HAMSTER OMF AND NEVER I REPEAT NEVER READ THE HAT FIC I'M GETTING ON THE NOPE TRAIN HOLY FUCK NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
Knitte this was so much more than a snack at this point. it was my pride. so with a single tear falling from my left eye, crumbs cascading down my body like an avalanche of shame, and my dignity in shreds, i ate the fucking muffin, and i savored every goddamn bite -i loved it so much i memorized it-
Did anyone else notice how he filmed throughout the whole day so it got darker outside the window as he sunk deeper into overanalysing, existential crisis mode
"'And I knew why I chose this hamster.'" I expected him to continue by saying, "Because when I looked at it for the first time, I saw myself." I'm weird, I know-
When I was four, my mom bought a rabbit named Sugar the day after her best friend died. At night, my mom would sit on the couch holding and petting Sugar until she could stop crying. For years afterwards, my mom would see Sugar and be reminded of her best friend and anytime she felt sad, she would just hold Sugar until she felt better. Sugar lived nine years and in that time the raw wound of grief had become a rough scar. It wasn't until later in my life when I was dealing with severe depression that I realized how much it matters to have some source of joy in your life when everything seems bleak. I finally understood why my mom was so attached to Sugar. That rabbit taught me so many things, but I think the lesson of comfort was the most profound.
ARE YOU SEARCHING FOR A PURPOSE THEN WRITE SOMETHING YEAH IT MIGHT BE WORTHLESS THEN PAINT SOMETHING THEN IT MIGHT BE WORDLESS POINTLESS CURSES NONSENSE VERSES YOULL SEE PURPOSE START TO SURFACE NO ONE ELSE IS DEALING WITH YOUR DEMONS MEANING MAYBE DEFEATING THEM COULD BE THE BEGINNING OF YOUR MEANING *screams* GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE
Are you searching for purpose then write something it might be worthless then paint something it might be wordless pointless curses nonsense verses you'll see purpose start to surface no one else is dealing with you demons meaning maybe defeating them could be the beginning of your meaning fren
ᗪᗩᑎ'ᔕ E᙭IᔕTEᑎTIᗩᒪ ᑕᖇIᔕIᔕ dude, one day, I was bored so I was trolling the deep recesses of Wattpad and I found a story called “the best fanfics of every fandom” or something and so I was intrigued and I clicked on it and it literally had almost every infamously fucked up fic of every fandom. (The milk fic, the hat fic, Dipper goes to Taco Bell, the squilch fic, etc.) And I have never been the same. I don’t think any book can make me nauseous anymore.
ps: would you believe that I specifically waited until sunset to film this so the light would transition from light to dark to complement the changing tone of the story? I know it is so ridiculous I'm sorry.
It's okay Dan, It'll grant you joy to know that Suki went on to live a good life and had a beautiful son by the name of Adword Sponsorhands, an escapist just like his mother.
But how could that be when she was the only hamster he had? Hamsters don't reproduce asexually, so how could she have gotten pregnant before her first escape?
Maybe he had a food smell on his fingers. My hamster never bites me but she bit me once when I picked her up after eating potato chips and didn't wash my hands.
Ignorance is bliss and those who have achieved this ignorance for better or worse don't need to worry about freedom, their place in the universe etc... Maybe those people are the smart ones (however smart that hamster may be)
Dan is such a good storyteller. I can't even. He can deliver a basic story in a way that it feels like a fascinating plot for a movie I'd love to see and then he attac us with some life lesson about human existence.
Cute story!!! But I know why she was escaping and started to have low energy! Hamsters require 450 square inches of unbroken space, at a minimum. As well as the saw dust, that causes respiratory problems. It's amazing that you loved Suki! Sadly there wasn't much ways to research all the known facts we know today... they also require 2 hideouts at a minimum, chews as their teeth are like beavers, play toys so they don't get bored and puzzle toys to keep them occupied! Hope this helped ☺️😋
Kairi Castillo it’s a really messed up fanfiction. Please don’t read it. It’s very disturbing and honestly traumatizing. I’m not joking. Don’t read it.
@@feef1699 aight. To my regret, one of my friends who has been a phannie for a loooong time decided that i must suffer and so i did. So yea... that was a horrific experience and i can never be the same ever again
Okay so my sister had a hamster named Honey. He was very energetic for such a little thing. Like suki he was an escape artist so one day he got out for the 6th time. It was during the night and my mom felt something fuzzy on her feet in bed. Honey had freaking escaped from the cage, climbed up 2 flights of stairs, and climbed up a bed. Another story: I had a hamster too. Her name was blondy ( we were 7 so don't judge). Honey seemed like he really like blondy so we put them together in a cage. They had babies. 19 FREAKIN BABY HAMSTERS. We tied with the world record. Not one of those things died. So yea...
Does anyone else just watch Dan's olds videos after watching his new ones and realize how happy he is now compared to then? His eyes, smile, laugh, hair are all different and I never realize that he was actually sad until recently.
It’s interesting to see how they’ve evolved yet still kept who they are basically the same. So weird that we’ve been watching these guys for like a decade lols
I read a fanfic once about Dan and Phil before I even watched their videos. I was reading phanfics again last month and found it again, realising it was about them. It felt so surreal.
I got a hamster for my birthday and it had babies which I gave one away to my friend (It escaped into the wilderness) and the others died because of cats. My momma hamster was in her cage and we were eating dinner, when i heard squealing coming from my room. i go into my room and find my 3 y/o cousin CRUSHING my hamster to death. I took it away from her and cradled her in my hands until she took her final breath. *IT WAS TRAUMATIZING*
Oml legit the EXACT same thing happened to me, i bought the hamster that looked different out of all of its siblings, my hamster used to always play with, then it bit me and i took it personally, then he learned to monkey bar across the cage and flip upside down and push the cage lid open and escape all the time (we had to pull the washing machine out once) .... and then it died at the age of 3 :(
That's because she was stressed. If Hamsters don't have enough space (they need about 450 square inches minimum) they'll start monkey baring and trying to escape. If you got a cage from a store, it was likely too small.
It's funny to think how long it takes for him to make these videos In the beginning it was bright out but at the end of the video it was pitch black outside XP
apparently 'Suki' means 'love' in Japanese and 'bitches' in Polish. i think this represents the relationship we had well
You've been reading the comments Dan! Holy mother of sheep!
Yupp, Dan, you're right :P Greetings from Poland :D
lol :'D
lol
I hope ewe see what I did there though
Dan: Hoe don't do it
Suki: pop
Dan: oh my god
👏🏻
Seems legit.
+Mac Cheese LMAO
omg, lmao
LOLOLOL
Suki was the beginning of Dan's existential crises
Oh god
crisis*
+McKenna DeBiase does it matter??
McKenna DeBiase actually crises is a word, it's the plural of crisis, look it up
+McKenna DeBiase nope crise is the plural of crisis. Dan always says it
Dan: I didn’t want a leopard gecko
Me: **makes direct eye contact with my leopard gecko**
Gabby C. That's great XD
Same
awwwwwwwwwww
Hahahaha, what a coincidence!
Gabby C. Omg I did the same thing
how on earth did you find the smartest hamster on the planet
God knew he would get a good video from it :)
Because he’s Daniel Howell
Hamsters are typically really smart and strong for their size
Percyjackson Ishere My hamster got stuck in its food bowl.
@@shanislost1 LMAOOO PLS
so what's your theory? radioactive hamster? the mind of a human somehow trapped in a small animal like the fish in american dad? someone give me a logical explanation
My mam used to have a dog called suki and i had nintendogs ages ago and my mam named the dog suki.....
yep radioactive
It was one of the animals from a kids programme that can communicate with humans for some reason.
Oh uh my theory is.....
NEVER GET A FUCKING HAMSTER OMF AND NEVER I REPEAT NEVER READ THE HAT FIC I'M GETTING ON THE NOPE TRAIN HOLY FUCK NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
good theory Al Demon and by the way dan i love you
Beginning of the video - day
End of the video - night
Where's My Wig? Dan was doing this video in one day.
Lolee it could’ve been right before the sun set
If you move the time line and look at the thumbnail, you can watch it go from day to night it’s satisfying
Look at the description. He intentionally waited until sunset so the lighting would get darker as the story got darker :')
also his hair got more messed up by the wnd
Suki the Houdini self aware hamster
striker
@@hollyroberts3821 "OPEN WIDE~!"
I love how dramatically Dan tells his stories
FroggityLob ikr
666 likes....
ikr there's so much good english skill there I can tell
Phil: buys cute hampster and breeds them. Dan: buys hampster that is self-aware of her life
tbh that sums up Dan and Phil in one comment.
I can imagine the hamster going "kill me"
Astrid Mazzeno u
Phil: *buys black and white hamster named Striker*
Dan: *kills it with his fluffy hat semen and the hamsters blood from breaking the head off*
HAMSTER****
What Dan wanted : A hamster What he got : Albert Einstein combined With Hercules in a hamsters body
Lol
Fallen Phoenix yep
Lmao 😂
SO TRUE!
Hah
youre finally free too, dan.
Oh My GoD
this attacks alternatively
Well that didn't make me cry
Now I have to go and craft.
**floor gets covered in squareflakes and glitter**
So, Suki was the spark to Dan's Existential Crisis? Of course, of course it had to be a fucking hamster.
+Nein A. it was a fucking hamster
IKR
hat fic?
yeh
I was thinking that same thing.
Suki inspires me to lead a better life.
The story of Suki has led me to question the meaning of freedom for everything and everyone... *stares at fish in bowl*
Yes!
Suki inspires us all to lead a better life....
;')
It's incredible how a fluffy waste of skin and organs can change your life! ;) Btw cute hammy! :)
Ha
You have taught me more about freedom than any of my history teachers.
Ashley Nicole I know this is unrelated but we have the same name. Ashley's my first name and Nicole is my middle name😱😀
TheTwizzler woah, same!! 😂
raise a glass to freeeeedooooooommmm
Alexander Hamilfan something they can never take away
Cristina Rafaela no matter what they tell youuu
anything: *moves*
dan: OMG ITS TRYING TO TELL MY MY IMPORTANCE IN EXISTENCE AND WHY IM HERE
😂😂😂
i mean… you're not wrong
The muffin
Knitte this was so much more than a snack at this point. it was my pride. so with a single tear falling from my left eye, crumbs cascading down my body like an avalanche of shame, and my dignity in shreds, i ate the fucking muffin, and i savored every goddamn bite
-i loved it so much i memorized it-
Crystal Solis I love him saying that so much
Imagine if Dan's parents called him and told him they'd found a tiny skeleton under the bed.
Alex The Failing Artist I'm already about to cry after watching this, stop
APH Alex patents?
I meant parents
cue grammar police
APH Alex no just no
This is the deepest story I've heard about a hamster ever
I think you forgot about a certain fanfiction
Seam did u just...
Kaydie Maragh Give you war flashbacks? Yeah. Yeah I did.
Seam 👏🏽
Kaydie Maragh true
Did anyone else notice how he filmed throughout the whole day so it got darker outside the window as he sunk deeper into overanalysing, existential crisis mode
Read the description.
I know
I noticed 😂😂
I just noticed that
That's so weird/cool
**flashbacks to the Hat fic**
W H E R E ' S T H E H O L Y W A T E R
s u n f l o w e r__b i t c h corRECT
STOP REMINDING ME
existential chrisis:hamster edition
Chrisis
*crisis
they managed to spell existential but not crisis omfg
Honestly
totally
"'And I knew why I chose this hamster.'"
I expected him to continue by saying, "Because when I looked at it for the first time, I saw myself."
I'm weird, I know-
Zen Kai Yi I was thinking about that same thing because of how to train your Dragon
Zen Kai Yi that’s how Hiccup and toothless became friends
I actually thought the same thing.
Zen Kai Yi caused of this video Dan is weird too I think
I am the 666 like. I feel accomplished. It is two am. My birthday party is tomorrow. My birthday is the day after. Shit.
Who knew a hamster story could get so deep
Ikr
hmmmmmmmmm....
which hamster story?
Hamster in the back, probably grooming it self
Dan: IS IT THINKING???
Dan would be good at TEDtalks
Dapple Draws he really would
*begins to question what my five birds that i own think of me*
When I was four, my mom bought a rabbit named Sugar the day after her best friend died. At night, my mom would sit on the couch holding and petting Sugar until she could stop crying. For years afterwards, my mom would see Sugar and be reminded of her best friend and anytime she felt sad, she would just hold Sugar until she felt better. Sugar lived nine years and in that time the raw wound of grief had become a rough scar. It wasn't until later in my life when I was dealing with severe depression that I realized how much it matters to have some source of joy in your life when everything seems bleak. I finally understood why my mom was so attached to Sugar. That rabbit taught me so many things, but I think the lesson of comfort was the most profound.
😭😢😭😢
QuestioningKate those are some true words right there👏👏👏
QuestioningKate deep.....😐
QuestioningKate and the most heart tuching story award goes to.....you!
QuestioningKate and the most heart tuching story award goes to.....you!
*reads tittle flash back to the hat fic* WHERE'S THE BLEACH
killjoy ARMY
the “tittle” i’m cackling
S T O P N O
And I read the hat fic for the first time today, open UA-cam for comfort, and see THIS!!!
Taes Gucci SAME
Literally starts to hyperventilate
*reads title*
*hides and rocks self in corner* I HAVE SEEN SOME THINGS
Potatoz N' Bleach Me
omfg yes
The hat fic
Ugh...same..
Potatoz N' Bleach ahaha
Because a hamster to you
Is not a hamster to me
Ok fren?
are you searching for a purpose?
Vanquish them all
Have you lost your car radio again ? I’ll help you, maybe it’s in your hometown
ARE YOU SEARCHING FOR A PURPOSE THEN WRITE SOMETHING YEAH IT MIGHT BE WORTHLESS THEN PAINT SOMETHING THEN IT MIGHT BE WORDLESS POINTLESS CURSES NONSENSE VERSES YOULL SEE PURPOSE START TO SURFACE NO ONE ELSE IS DEALING WITH YOUR DEMONS MEANING MAYBE DEFEATING THEM COULD BE THE BEGINNING OF YOUR MEANING
*screams*
GO AWAY
GO AWAY
GO AWAY
GO AWAY
LEAVE ME ALONE
LEAVE ME ALONE
LEAVE ME ALONE
LEAVE ME ALONE
LEAVE ME ALONE
LEAVE ME ALONE
LEAVE ME ALONE
Beautiful.
Are you searching for purpose then write something it might be worthless then paint something it might be wordless pointless curses nonsense verses you'll see purpose start to surface no one else is dealing with you demons meaning maybe defeating them could be the beginning of your meaning fren
*when a hamster gives you an existential crisis and teaches you a life lesson at the same time*
*i suddenly regret delving into the deep corners of phanfics*
ᗪᗩᑎ'ᔕ E᙭IᔕTEᑎTIᗩᒪ ᑕᖇIᔕIᔕ dude, one day, I was bored so I was trolling the deep recesses of Wattpad and I found a story called “the best fanfics of every fandom” or something and so I was intrigued and I clicked on it and it literally had almost every infamously fucked up fic of every fandom. (The milk fic, the hat fic, Dipper goes to Taco Bell, the squilch fic, etc.) And I have never been the same. I don’t think any book can make me nauseous anymore.
please stop. I hate it. I don't wanna talk about the thing.
please no
*im so traumatized by that*
**watches as outside its gets darker in the background as the story gets darker**
I'm glad someone else noticed that too
Omg I was so focused on his story that I didn't even notice...
Emerie Delong omg 😂
Yes!
this is the fifth time watching this and i haven't even noticed
did anybody else notice that it was light outside when he started and dark when he finished?!
omg no
Yep, he must have been filming ages
ps: would you believe that I specifically waited until sunset to film this so the light would transition from light to dark to complement the changing tone of the story? I know it is so ridiculous I'm sorry.
Sub for sub?
Tasfia Habiba wow I just read that he's so artistic! He's so dedicated to wait all day as well aw my Dan! ^^
"I bought a self aware hamster"
lilli martindale the Harry Houdini of fucking hamsters
only Dan would be the one to get a self aware hamster
lilli martindale "And every month, we get a new hamster."
SpaceyEye Speedpaint oh god don't even start XD
Oh no
“And every month we get a hamster” is the “Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub” of the Phandom
STOP
Go. Home.
ryan who?
These sentences give me a strong psychological damage evertime-
I like how youtubers make youtube vids like for awareness. And here we have Dan making a vid on hamsters
What did you excpect from dan?
It means be aware of hamsters. They're crafty little shits
이현진 but this is awareness
The content I sign up for 🤣
Yes, but it's a hamster that taught him self awareness
How could Dan have anything else than a self-aware, freedom craving hamster?
a self aware hamster is such a dan thing to have
XD
+Malfoy LOL right?
It's an American hamster
+Malfoy I love your username.
It's okay Dan, It'll grant you joy to know that Suki went on to live a good life and had a beautiful son by the name of Adword Sponsorhands, an escapist just like his mother.
YEE JENNA AND JULIEN AD
Cant Touch This my name is suki 😂
this is even more sad now
ѕυgαѕυgα яαмуєσи oH nO ;-;
Cant Touch This or died in pain, being eaten by some random bird. owl. tiger.
if it bites you and it normally doesn't its most likely pregnant
thisisrandomnes andmorerandomnes that’s what I thought !
But how could that be when she was the only hamster he had? Hamsters don't reproduce asexually, so how could she have gotten pregnant before her first escape?
@@jaydendraws1345 good question didnt think about it hahaha
@@jaydendraws1345 maybe she was pregnant when he got her and the store didn't know
Maybe he had a food smell on his fingers. My hamster never bites me but she bit me once when I picked her up after eating potato chips and didn't wash my hands.
**has war flashbacks** **runs and hides all the hats I can find**
*shudder*
jesus is shaking
how is that hamster smarter than some of my friends?
sophiethegreat it’s smarter than me
Ignorance is bliss and those who have achieved this ignorance for better or worse don't need to worry about freedom, their place in the universe etc... Maybe those people are the smart ones (however smart that hamster may be)
sophiethegreat how is that hamster smarter than me
sophiethegreat it’s smarter than me and all of my friends tbh
Smart hamster
“I was twelve there’s no explanation”
My new excuse thanks dan
Same
potato I am 11 so I guess I can’t use it
@@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy happy birthday
@@acaesic
I’m 13 now and completely forgot about this comment
Dan: I didn’t want a leopard gecko
Me: *starts apologizing to my two leopard geckos*
I actually wrote an essay on this and got full marks. ThANKS DAN.
Seventeen Trash KPOP YEAHHH
tHankS pEte
YE YE BITCH
What you wrote an essay on it? How? What did you write?
Like did you change things or did you just write the story how it was?
This legitimately inspired me.
You do need to get more and maybe check Holly she seem like good person and can sing like a bird. eyes open "~"
yep
I'm glad i wasn't the only one.
Imagine being taught life lessons by a freaking hamster.
😂😂😂😂
theres actually an anime where a hamster teaches a girl about life
+Snowgiz Luv It is called...?
+Vanna Rayne (Squidgy Gaskarth) you could probably try to find it if you search something like "hamster advice lessons anime" or something like that
+Snowgiz Luv Ah okay. Google here we come
"I didn't want a leopard gecko"
Me: (glances at friend)
Friend: but i love geckos.....
Dan talks about his hamster like it was his first girlfriend.
Saarah U thru girl
If you love her set her free (;_;)
chapsticky00 ...but the hamster was a girl?
Saarah U I KNOW I'M CRYING
Saarah U it was
"I fell into a depression to mimic my hamsters"
This is the most inspirational story I've ever heard about a hamster. Wow
Sofia Marukelli You sure? you're forgetting something else
What?
the hat fic
Sofia Marukelli the vat fic
read the hat fic
Dan is such a good storyteller. I can't even. He can deliver a basic story in a way that it feels like a fascinating plot for a movie I'd love to see and then he attac us with some life lesson about human existence.
Does anyone else think that this is another possible reason that Phil can't have a hampster? So that Dan doesn't need to go through this again.
And so that Dan doesn't shove a dead hamster head up Phil's atse
+ZombiePandaCan'tBeArsed arse*
There's two kind of people
+Memily23 ikr
What are you talking about? They buy one monthly.
👏this 👏is 👏why 👏Dan 👏And 👏Phil 👏dont 👏own 👏pets 👏
But I thought that they got a hamster every month...
+Jackie Ravenclaw nO-
NO
Kashan Fringy and the hat fic
Jackie Ravenclaw never say that ever again
Dan: »a life to look after for«
me: »MY PLANTS...NEED... WATER!!«
Tell those plants to stay hydrated
Cute story!!! But I know why she was escaping and started to have low energy! Hamsters require 450 square inches of unbroken space, at a minimum. As well as the saw dust, that causes respiratory problems. It's amazing that you loved Suki! Sadly there wasn't much ways to research all the known facts we know today... they also require 2 hideouts at a minimum, chews as their teeth are like beavers, play toys so they don't get bored and puzzle toys to keep them occupied! Hope this helped ☺️😋
Wolfie InTheWild helped what?
Yes
But 1 thing is still true. They are in a prison.
@@jackie-ft8lg YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW XD
@@jackie-ft8lg NO!
Did anyone else notice how it went from super bright outside to pitch black in 10 min? (yes i know thats not how long it took to make the video.)
Look at the duscription
Watching this again after the piano video lol
Birgit Rusbach saME
Same
Birgit Rusbach same
Same
omg saaame
I will forever love how the hamster was just acting on instinct and 12-year-old Dan was like "oh my god this hamster is sentient"
I love how I expected the comments to be about some sad life lessons people learnt from this video but no, it's all about the hat fic.
Seventeen Trash where you expecting it to be anything but the hat fic?
I shed a few tears because of that. Dan you really know how to talk.
Same
I wish I could relate but your profile picture makes me think that this isn't a serious enough moment
I cried and went o the comments to make sure I wasn't the only one omfg
A hamster story
* begins to scroll through comments * * prepares self for all the hat fic references *
Non Ha Importanza Davvero HELL YEAH
what is it a bout xD ive seen people talking about but couldnt find it myself
Spoiler Meme ~ GOOD NEVER FIND IT
SAME
Spoiler Meme You don't want to know trust me
dan's a furry
...but actually this is really touching and im glad suki got the freedom she wanted
also dANG thats one skilled hamster
When Dan was 12 he wanted a hamster. When I was 12 I wanted a snake. Still do.
Sketchy Akechi I want a wolf
Bork bork!
I love snakes
I want to get one so badly-
Same
I had a pet snake before...Idk what happened to it though, but that was a long time ago... im over it...(cries in a corner)
And this kids is why Dan is always having an existential crisis 24/7
The_Oddball_Out It all started because of a hamster, that is amazing.
Me: *sees title*
Me: *prepares self for the thousands of hat fic comments*
Macyn Ward POTTERHEAD FREN
1001, including yours
Sorry but What is "the hat fic"
Kairi Castillo If you don't know your better off that way my frend
Kairi Castillo it’s a really messed up fanfiction. Please don’t read it. It’s very disturbing and honestly traumatizing. I’m not joking. Don’t read it.
Most of this comment section is about *the fic* I don't want to name it, you all know what I'm talking about
I AM ＣＯＮＦＵＳＥＤ WJAT FIC OMG??.
Alisha Gurumukhi ohohoh child you do _not_ want to know
@@feef1699 aight. To my regret, one of my friends who has been a phannie for a loooong time decided that i must suffer and so i did. So yea... that was a horrific experience and i can never be the same ever again
Yeah we would know. Ahaha. Please help.
🐹🎩
Okay so my sister had a hamster named Honey. He was very energetic for such a little thing. Like suki he was an escape artist so one day he got out for the 6th time. It was during the night and my mom felt something fuzzy on her feet in bed. Honey had freaking escaped from the cage, climbed up 2 flights of stairs, and climbed up a bed.
Another story:
I had a hamster too. Her name was blondy ( we were 7 so don't judge). Honey seemed like he really like blondy so we put them together in a cage. They had babies. 19 FREAKIN BABY HAMSTERS. We tied with the world record. Not one of those things died. So yea...
HAMSTER HEAVENNNNNN
I WANT 19 BABY HAMSTERSSSSS
Its A Trap ! Gr9 xd
I'd love to have 19 baby hamsters
And this is where the hat fic began...
fairlylocalmemer dan is at fault for the phandoms "creative writing"
fairlylocalmemer well... the nightmares are coming back
fairlylocalmemer *has hat fic flashbacks* please not again.....
fairlylocalmemer NO NO NO NO NO
fairlylocalmemer NO NO NO NO NO NO
Does anyone else just watch Dan's olds videos after watching his new ones and realize how happy he is now compared to then? His eyes, smile, laugh, hair are all different and I never realize that he was actually sad until recently.
in the most recent videos i feel like dan is less sad but more lost than he was before. but he definitely has improved since he started
It’s interesting to see how they’ve evolved yet still kept who they are basically the same. So weird that we’ve been watching these guys for like a decade lols
*throws holy water* I HAVE SEEN SOME SHIT. NO HAMSTERS.
Hamsters are forever ruined for me because of that.
*sees video and instantly thinks of the hat fic*
We are doomed! We ruined hamsters for ourselves foreva :'(
Rosey May I have a hamster and I told her to never ever trust dan and/or Phil
Hey she's technically my child
Rosey May I THOUGHT WE ALL AGREED NEVER TO SPEAK OF IT AGAIN, DAMMIT
Rosey May we mustn't talk of that.
Rosey May shhhh.... we don't talk of that...
I found this video by searching “the story of my life” hoping to see one direction but I see this
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
this is a million times better than 1D so you've come to the right place
I just realized that I’ve watched this video a long time ago not knowing it was Dan!
i did that with the tomska skit with cloning dan
Carolina Hernandez how?
Haha
I read a fanfic once about Dan and Phil before I even watched their videos. I was reading phanfics again last month and found it again, realising it was about them. It felt so surreal.
Carolina Hernandez “hello internet, my name is Dan Howell” that didn’t give you a clue?
Me: *Rewatches video
Me: Don't think it
Brain:...
Me: Ho don't do it
Brain:...
Me:...
Brain: *h A T f i C*
Me: goDDamnIt-
THAT IS A SMARTASS HAMSTER WTF
Faith Da Wolf you mean philosophical hamster
Faith Da Wolf I know mine is so dumb 😂😂
same wtf
I can't think of you with a hamster ever since I read the hat fic.....
cringing
Haha sorry mate
xD It's okay. I've read it twice, and I don't want to read anything anymore. Erin Blake
Exactly how I feel about it
Erin Blake I'm sorry, I'm new to the Phandom (a week ago) what's with the Hat fic and where can I find it?
I got a hamster for my birthday and it had babies which I gave one away to my friend (It escaped into the wilderness) and the others died because of cats. My momma hamster was in her cage and we were eating dinner, when i heard squealing coming from my room. i go into my room and find my 3 y/o cousin CRUSHING my hamster to death. I took it away from her and cradled her in my hands until she took her final breath. *IT WAS TRAUMATIZING*
thomas Sangster is life i'd hate my cousin after that
i would crush my cousin to death tbh
BTS min WHY?!?!
thomas Sangster is life what the genuine fuck
1. I love your username, TBS for life 2. I hate your cousin, I would have killed him
Me before reading the hat fic: oh, dan had a hamster? Nice!
Me after reading the hat fic: ( · - · )
Yea same 😔
why tf am I crying
kaly ortiz don't cry, craft
kaly ortiz ok but like me
kaly ortiz The hat fic
yeah probably
because of a certain fanfiction about drowning your hamster in semen :)
I need more of these story times!! Omg!
yo growleen XD
• Headed • Sup xD
Not the only one
***** Yo yo yo It's the AJ squad in the Phandom Section!!
Aj squad goals 😂
Ok who else cried
Just me ok
Oml legit the EXACT same thing happened to me, i bought the hamster that looked different out of all of its siblings, my hamster used to always play with, then it bit me and i took it personally, then he learned to monkey bar across the cage and flip upside down and push the cage lid open and escape all the time (we had to pull the washing machine out once) .... and then it died at the age of 3 :(
That's because she was stressed. If Hamsters don't have enough space (they need about 450 square inches minimum) they'll start monkey baring and trying to escape. If you got a cage from a store, it was likely too small.
I read the hat fic...
This video now partially scares me....
Read what?
Steven The hamster hat fic
What's it about? I kind of don't want to read it.
+Steven for your own safety don't
Melanie Lia Im permanently scarred.....
PLEASE DONT LET PHIL GET A HAMSTER
Urie a hurry pls no more fan fic
THE HAT FIC AAAAA
Urie a hurry I knew someone would bring this up eventually
STOP
THE HAT FIC IS EVERYWHERE AHHHHHHH
This video is so deep, it has Adeles rolling in it
Madaya Jenny u win the internet
i forgot this video existed and the title & thumbnail sent shivers down my spine
this story would make a bangin college application essay
Back here because of the piano teacher video x'D
Same
Kathleen Lightfoot Same
Kathleen Lightfoot same
Kathleen Lightfoot same
4 sames in a row jfc
*sees* *title*
Chokes on water dhdkdveisbs
HIDE ALL THE HAT'S NOWWWW!!!!!!😂
Oh my god I had the same thoughts
Hayley Dreemurr 😂
PHIL RUN
Damnit am I the only one who doesn't get the reference?
servo runner v1 the hat fic. NEVER READ IT YOU ARE STILL PURE!!!!!!
It’s the piano teacher reborn
I had a hamster named Weasley. he also kept escaping. He escaped one day and I didn't even noticed until one day I found it dead behind the fridge :'(
sappy thoughts tf is wrong with you
sappy thoughts that’s someone’s pet you absolute fucking psycho
Karen Curtis :(
Karen Curtis 😭😭😭
Wow. I'm so sorry, were you okay?
so i was in town this week and i saw a shop that said Suki hairdressing did that hamster become a hairdresser!?
Mr. Nobody no that’s my shop
Lmao
"Suki" means "bitches" in polish
GOOD CHOICE DANYULL
suki means like in japanese, so that means suki likes bitches lol
frozenskull AHHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
frozenskull hey, ja polska! Omg
WITAM DZIEŃDOBRYYYY
frozenskull lols in Russian also!! I just wrote it in here ughhh
Can people appreciate dan's storytelling abilities 💓💓
It's a suicidal hamster
“Free me danyul”
“Danyul I want death”
“Kill me danyul”
Diane Watson his name is daniel
im pretty sure they did that on purpose and if not they might not have good English
*sees title*
*war flashbacks*
Yes I saw the title and was like aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
oh same
I saw the title and choked on my food
nO
NoT THE HAT FIC
“Dan can we please get a hamster”
This video is the reason the answer is no
@@Koda_Winchester shut up 😭
Dan: So i took it home, and what did I name it? S-
Me: *while crying because of hat fic war flashbacks* STRIKER
Dan: uki!
w h y
It's funny to think how long it takes for him to make these videos
In the beginning it was bright out but at the end of the video it was pitch black outside XP
OMG yes
its in the description.