The Strangest Story On The Internet (w/ Drew Gooden)
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- Опубліковано 11 січ 2019
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Today Drew and I are reacting to possibly the strangest fanfic ever written. And it just so happens to be about us. And also Jake and Logan Paul.
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Danny Gonzalez ok
Ayee dannyy
Why?
Ok
Hey
I love how they were more shocked that Drew immediately got a pregnancy test than about the fact that Drew got pregnant at all.
@@annalyn270 in a very weird way to-
thats bc its happened before
M-preg has been a thing for a long time in fanfic
U mean they chose to be funny rather than...not be funny
Thank you DIO, very cool
Four years later and I still cannot get over the fact that, "Then, they started doing it," is considered a 'sex scene.'
If i ever write a book I have to include that part, And also fell into the kiss one too.
The fact that I never even processed that fact in all the times I’ve watched this astounds me. Thank you.
Oh yeah 😂 maybe they cut some parts then?
they didnt it was genuinely written that way@@EmyN
"Hen gulped" 2:48
is still making me laugh.
I still love how they just accept the mpreg right away but are angry about how unrealistic it is that the doctor can tell who the father is.
The first time I watched this I had the same reaction. To both a pregnancy test being accurate within mere days and to a doctor being able to tell who the father is!
The fact that a cis man is pregnant just feels like weird fanfic stuff, but since pregnancy tests are actual science it’s easy to get hung up on that being so so so very wrong!
I mean, at least ground it in reality… 🤷♀️
they're allies
A@@gavin9956
I found it funny they spoke about the timing with that but not how this entire story seems to have happened within a few days
"i now pronouns you man and husband" sounds like something one of those memes about wokeness would say, like comparing weddings then and now
BAHAHA OMG “the weddings that liberals want 😡😡😡😡“
librel weddings be like "i know pronouns you man and husband"
@@genderenderI can’t tell if the “know” instead of “now” was intentional or not 💀
@@static-scribblez okay they edited it but I’m breaking down over “I know pronouns, you- man,, and husband!”
It sounds like a really weird way to censor motherfucker💀
How dare you
I KNOW pronouns
You you you man and husband
“this says alot about todays society”
Jackie described her outfit 11x better than everything else in the entire story
Yea, it was probably self insert
I love how we all just know Jackie is the author.
jackie darkness dementia raven’way
sclark that’s a reference I haven’t heard in a long time
I’m dying xD definitely a self-insert character. Imagine if she had that amount of detail throughout lol
the four nations: chigaco, coastal rica, afganistan, and the suicide hospital
Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. Then everything changed when the suicide hospital attacked
*scuicide hospital
@@weebo3174 No, when LOGAN PAIL attacked
@@weebo3174 only Denny master of all nations could stop the hospital but when the world needed him most he vanished
@@hebislay A hundred years passed and Jackie and I waited outside their house not creepily at all in case they needed our help
My favorite part of this has to be that the author made an excuse for Amanda so drew and Danny could get married but did absolutely nothing for Laura
I just assume she's going rogue with Amanda in Afghanistan
She's still obviously in that well
@@Ankha- yes and they're having a parallel lesbian love story
@@Illiteratehistorian-Silvioh ired that as
"Shes still obviously not that real "
😭
@@seankaufman2360loving this idea, when are we getting "house of gold: the sequel"?
i really hope laura told danny she was pregnant by leaving the pregnancy test just in the sink and then going back to bed.
Danny better have busted through the door when he found out
@@chasewillson564And Laura already had the doctor's appointment ready to go to the office in the doctor office.
@@lacabraasada2326and maybe Danny wasn’t the father and it’s actually Logan pail
@@nikkijones6070 What? No.
Obviously Laura reproduces asexually through mitosis
@@lacabraasada2326ikr why has nobody else figured it out yet smh
*kidnaps drew, takes him to a different country, punches him once*
"But I never got to tell Denny I love him!"
*Understandable, have a nice day*
Edit: I misspelled Denny's name I am so sorry
Edit 2: I accidentally capitalized the D in drew because the author literally never capitalized drew's name
The police literally did nothing and the kidnappers didn't come back to take him again
denny*
OMFG YOUR PROFILE PICTURE SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME
I’m assuming it’s just because a phone would autocorrect danny to Danny, but it wouldn’t autocorrect drew to Drew
i like how they breezed over drew getting pregnant and focused on the inaccuracy of how long pregnancy tests take
You mean they were funny instead of unfunny?
i don’t think criticising male pregnancy would be funny as it’s a GIVEN that it’s incorrect. the author knows men can’t get pregnant, but they don’t know that pregnancy tests don’t take 5 seconds to do.
CLEARLY it’s because drew has been pregnant before
Heather Murphy lmaooo right? Like not the fact that drew, a man, is pregnant. 😂😂
Yeah. Instead of thinking “hM mEn caNt gET pRegNanT” they focused on timing inaccuracy lol
I was in a psych ward recently and "meanwhile in the suicide hospital..." lived rent free in my head the whole time and made me laugh when few things could
I hope you’re doing okay now!
Cry to your shrink instead of crying about it to strangers online.
@@MM-pv5tpyou said that just to be an asshole, didn’t you?
@@MM-pv5tp bro?? relax
Vibes man
Imagine Laura sitting peacefully downstairs and suddenly hears
“LOGAN PAAAIL?!”
With amanda
no shes in afghanistan remember??@@doratheexplorerwillfindyou
@maisiekerslake6084 Amanda doesn't like that joke
@@itzneonblueotherchannel2921what joke?
Amanda and Laura sitting downstairs like: do you ever question your life choices? 😂
Obviously Im joking Im pretty sure these two couples have great marriages!
I just think that being married to a youtuber HAS to be kinda wild 😂
Why is nobody questioning the fact that neither Drew nor Danny had any relatives at their wedding. It was just fans and other UA-camrs. And some goth with purple eyes that they met like a week prior
To be fair that goth they barely know was there for Denny after Drew had sex with Jake Pail and brought him McDonald's while he was in the suicide hospital.
because a 13 year old wrote this story, duuuhhhhh
Zoee Perea **Pail. Lol who is Logan Paul? I only know Logan Pail...
@@zoeeperea6975 I think they mean when it was misspelled lmao
natalie lewter it was so brace of her
Y'all out here acting like this isn't a modern literary masterpiece
Ikr
Ikr Imagine being that dense
@@shakshi_ never me, I'm gonna read it to my children
Whale Sharko This story will help my children sleep better at night
@@lealee6361 they'll dream sweet nothings of gasping at everything and steamy romance novels that use the phase "doing it"
The most hilariously "fanfiction-y" thing about this story is the implication that all UA-camrs know each other and are such close friends that they would be the only guests at Danny and Drew's wedding over any of their non-UA-camr friends or family. 🤣
They’re work friends! It’s like inviting your coworkers (it’s all one massive studio they rent) 😂
@@Delta806 fr they all work in a hype-studio and the netflix show is just this fanfiction
Fr like why would PewDiePie lead Danny down the aisle 💀💀💀
Doesn’t everyone invite every single person that works in their industry to weddings?
Tsk, Danny lied! He said virgins for lives, and yet (as of 2023) he’s pregnant! It’s definitely Logan’s
LOGAN PAIL?!?!?!?!?
can’t believe anyone now 😔
"LOGAN PAIL!??!?!???" he roared
@@samszczepanski2281 JÁÃØôwaÂā
LOGAN PAIL?!!
I love how while they're reading a fanfiction that is supposed to radiate sexual tension there is absolutely no sexual tension between them in real life and it's the most amazing I've ever seen.
So.. you wrote this
Elina that’s a bit of a jump in conclusion
@@salt3685 that's the point
marcela tha cat they have the biggest best fren energy & i love it
Elina You seem to be getting a little tense there elina 🤔
Honestly disappointed Amanda didn’t come back from her secret mission in Afghanistan to protest the wedding
I honestly thought that's what's gonna happen eventually lmao
she died in the ff
kurtboy only in the description tho
Ikr? As soon as she disappeared I thought she would make this great comeback at the end.
I know right
EVERYTHING in this fanfiction is so quotable it’s actually disastrous. for five years i’ve been saying “sake (an asian drink)” and “warning suicide and sex scene” and “LOGAN PAIL???” in everyday life and to this day I still find all of those things funny
To this day I call the city in Illinois "Chigaco" and nobody ever gets it.
"meanwhile in the suicide hospital"
@@annnnxh how could i forget that one, it’s my favorite
everytime i leave the bathroom I say "he busted out of the bathroom" under my breath lol
"meanwhile in the suicide hospital" needs to be talked about more even after watching this video like 10 times i still cannot get over that
Nah fr it’s the funniest part imo
I love how Danny Gonzalez is always capitalized and drew gooden never is.
It also alternates between Danny Gonzalez and Danny Gonzales for no reason
I love all of these comments l o l
what about drew gooden in the title?
Thats cause drew NEVER caps 😎
@@ausernameiguess7058 drew is low-key
Is nobody going to talk about the fact that Laura is presumably still alive while all this is happening?
tbh when jackie was randomly standing there i expected it to be laura xD
a guy probaly touched her and she thought it was danny
@@unknownhumanbeing7428 XD
No Jackie and Laura are a couple, clearly where else would she be?
Laura’s dead?
It's creepy as fuck to write fanfiction about real people but I appreciate that Danny and Drew are able to not take it too seriously and be able to joke about it.
it's also the funniest thing at the same time so it's not unexpected that some of the best internet e-clowns would be so good at capitalizing on it
Agreed but it's also kinda cute bc you just know it's some 12 year old fangirl crying her heart out while writing this lmao
I 100% agree that fan fictions about real people are really weird. I’ve always said so.
that's the point!
this fic is so clearly satirical though
I love how the author’s entire perception of Danny is that he’s a chronic react UA-camr and his only response to stimuli of any kind is uncontrollable sobbing or gasping.
or having a heart attack
I don’t know why it’s this comment in particular that’s making me giggle so much 😭
I like how this starts out as a quirky "moving in with your crush!" story and quickly spirals into shitty espionage
Every good fanfic starts with a common tripe and 100k words later they’re rigging the election system and navigating the complex national foster system
@@gunnysmack3163 So true
@@gunnysmack3163 Don't forget time travel
@@gunnysmack3163 reminds me of a fanfic i read a while back that was originally intended to be a "they kissed in the library" oneshot, but 100 chapters later one of them had permanent hearing loss and the other faked his death
@@mae.glitter link?
Ok, but imagine being the girl who wrote this, and then they literally read and re enact it, I would be screaming
Ye but they also made fun of the story and the way it's written
@@user-rd3xc9in4y i think the person who wrote it has already gotten over this story. i imagine they are pretty embarrassed by it as well.
in joy
the celibate joke is even better now that danny is gonna be a daddy.
i thought he was being serious until it was revealed that laura is gregnant
I came to this comment section immediately after seeing that announcement to see if someone had made the same conclusion as me- glad to see someone did
@@koiifshyou... thought a married man in his late twenties was a virgin??
@@grumsb5905 bruh idk some people are asexual, like me
@@koiifsh I understand but that's rare tho! I know there are asexual people i was just confused cause obviously the celibacy thing was a joke
The characters in this beautiful story:
Danny: Danny Gonzalez, can usually be seen having a heart attack or jumping of the balcony.
Hen: Drew’s butler, usually gulping. Only appears for one second.
Logan Paul: A UA-camr who tried to get with Danny-usually looking at them sweetly and wiggling around the couch.
Drew: A man who can do a great impression of a horse and can also turn into a horse..slept with Jake Paul once. Drew can usually be found trying to not be flinching
Jackie: A self insert to the story with a middle arm, usually stands outside of drew and Danny’s house not doing anything.
Logan Pail: the man who drew screamed the name of
Denny: A name like Danny, except he’s found strolling around the house-like hen except he’s not a butler.
The doctors office: A VERY IMPORTANT CHARACTER. The office has his own office.
H3: Guests of Drew’s wedding, Ethan was seen patting Danny’s arm and went into Logan Paul’s body during Drew and Danny’s wedding
Jenna: Jenna as in Jenna Marbles..doesn’t do much but does attend both of the weddings with Drew and Danny!
This is underrated asf
You missed Pewdiepie, Hilda, Hula and THE PREST!
PLEASE this needs to be pinned🤣🤣🤣
Guys, I think my copy of Scott Pilgrim is broken
Denny didn’t stroll ever, I’ve only ever seen him strome
Hen deserved more screentime in this story.
#Justice4hen
Denny too, don’t forget about Denny.
FirstName Last the *scuicide* hospital in *chigaco*
Plot twist : hen is also carrying Jake's baby
More screentime in this written novel.
FYI: if a male triggers a positive on a pregnancy test, it could be a sign of testicular cancer.
can you imagine if this story went THAT direction? they're in the doctors office office and the doctor is like "nah you're not pregnant you're fuckin stage 4" and then the rest of the story is Drew's dramatic battle with cancer??
@@CJ-iz3mp that should be a part 2
@@CJ-iz3mp I know I shouldn’t laugh at that but “you’re fuckin stage 4” is hilarious for some reason 🤣 🤣
@@CJ-iz3mp The Fault in our UA-cam Stars
@@TheKedi1 alright you won the comment section we can all leave guys
drew’s horse “DAAaANnNyYyy” and roared “LOGAN PAILLLL???” will never not be the funniest thing ever
They both live in my head rent free 24/7
I'm genuinely trying to figure out why the story is titled House of Gold
it was just supposed to be a reference to a Twenty one Pilots song called "House of Gold." Not sure why they wanted to reference it but they did. Each chapter was mainly a reference to different songs.
Cuz I'd rather live in a house of gold than read it
@@AlanOfficialBoireally? That’s actually pretty cool
Common fanfiction trope to name fics after songs you like. Usually when it's not written by.... What I can only assume is an actual 5th grader.... The song goes with the theme.
@@AlanOfficialBoiTHE LORE
Plot twist: In Afghanistan, Amanda and Laura are enemies on the battlefield and end up catching feelings for each other
So they faked there deaths to run away with each other
Enemies to lovers
*Enemies to lovers, slow burn, 100k*
OH wow, we need that epic detailed story
👏Someone👏Make👏This👏So👏They👏Can👏Have👏 The👏 whole👏Series 👏
"Logan got on Danny and started RUᵇᵇⁱⁿᵍ ᵒⁿ ʰⁱᵐ"
they are so understandably uncomfortable but it's so funny omg
Athena P how-
I was laughing the whole time lmao
I was like _well when are they gonna start reinacting this one_
That's an interesting visual
ATHENA???
Is this why Danny has started running half marathons??? He's training just incase Drew gets kidnapped so he'll be able to keep up with the van and save him?!?!
I have "Meanwhile in Chigaco" permanently burned into my brain and I have to resist the urge to say it every five seconds because no one I know would understand the reference
next time there’s a logan paul controversy, just say “go logan, go away”
Im wheezing-
LOGAN PAAAAAAIL!
Go spit on your wife today
Ryezun - thank you for reminding me I almost forgot to spit on my wife.
@@truelygreg never forgetti
drew: i’m pregnant
danny: hi pregnant i’m dad
logan: no you’re not
Danny: *gasps and goes into cardiac arrest*
This comment is severely underrated
i just want to tell you i laughed more with this comment that with the video XD im dead
Drew : I'm pregnant Danny: hi pregnant I'm dad Logan: no you're not
Taylor Anderson you replied my comment to my comment. u ok?
"I do jewish weddings but i can marry you" 😭😭😭
this video is 4 years old, yet we haven't received a formal response from the author. come out from the shadows and take responsibility over your masterpiece
Fr
Fr
Fr
Fr
Fr
*"warning: suicide and sex scene"*
"THEY GAVE IT AWAY!"
wattpad basically
yes, basically
I kind of like when people put disclaimers for that kind of stuff
I read a book that was like all happy you know all romance and s*** and then like three chapters later there's like a full-blown like heavily detailed rape scene and holy s*** I was really sad for like 2 days after reading that
@@dzkz_phoenix5748 oh my god-
True.
@@dzkz_phoenix5748 damn...
Whoever wrote this, probably made Sims 4 characters, made them do weird shit and just wrote down what happened. Thats why none of it makes sense
Blake Dawson i didn’t think so until the “trellsie with roses”
That was oddly specific
Renia McKenzie right? Lmfao who else gets married under a trellis covered in roses besides the sims ? 😂
So true
Blake Dawson it's translated simlish
i love how 5 years later this video is considered a cult classic and quoted by everyone on a daily basis
hearing danny start the vid with "hope ur having a great 2019" is wild when you think 2024 is currently 4 months away
FOUR MOUNTHS??? WHAT
@@flyaway1 yeah...
2 months now jesus
@@kaishutup holy crap😭😭
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is no one ever gonna talk about "oh...... but he was a loser?" like that is the funniest thing i have ever heard
8:40
gologangoaway
hmm nene yashiro?
i love ur pfp
I think its because we all can see Logan or Paul saying that and it wouldn't be out of character at all. Like that was one of the more believable parts of the story.
the “warning: suicide and sex scene” had me bawling on the floor for at least 2 minutes
Rule of thumb: If the author puts a trigger warning in a fanfic despite the other chapters either going nowhere or just being random fluff/events,just know that it's *ABOUT. TO. GO. DOWN.*
@@ArcherGhost yeah, about to go down in fuckin quality
@@flavorful2373 well you aren’t wrong about that
they gave it away!
SAME
can't believe that dannys actually pregnant now. feels so weird.
Real??
Yes
Moments that make me lose it every time I watch this
3:53: the author setting up the “one bed only” trope and never using it once
4:50: “I’M YOU’RE NEIGHBOUR :D”
5:20: “he always wondered if he was bi because of how he flirted with him on Skype”
6:29: Drew gets kidnapped and it’s not even a major plot point
7:28: “Meanwhile somewhere in *c o s t a l r i c a .* ”
7:54: “him and Logan looked at him sweetly” + reenactment (8:00)
8:48: “GO LOGAN GO AWAY GO LOGAN GO AWAY”
9:09: “DANNY 🐴” “DREW! You’re a horse!”
9:28: A totally natural piece of dialogue between two lovers
9:45: “LOGAN PAIL?!?!?!”
10:50: “Jackie whipped a tear from her face” + reenactment
11:04: “Warning: suicide and sex scene” “THEY GAVE IT AWAY!”
11:11: “meanwhile in chigaco”
12:58: “Jackie looked at Danny and then black at the video”
13:06: D e n n y
13:31: Danny and Drew calling 011 + “MY FRIEND JUST JUMPED OF THE BALCO-“
14:18: *”MEANWHILE IN THE SUICIDE HOSPITAL”*
Edit:
14:37: “WATDAYAWAAA 🫵👹”
15:11: “IM GONNA RESCUE YOU FROM THE [suicide] HOSPITAL” **proceeds to break all of Danny’s bones**
15:27: “it had two lines and was.. a pregnancy test” + Drew’s reaction (side note, this is the worst possible way to get introduced to mpreg for the first time poor Drew 💀💀)
15:32: “he B U S T E D out the bathroom” + reenactment
15:43: “gawk, dude” “EUGH???”
16:17: “they waited in the office of the dr office”
16:47: “to be continue”
17:47: “he out out his arm” “and then he looked it” “and they walked slowly out” + reenactment
18:47: “the prest”
19:49: “Ethan started going into Logan”
I didn't even notice the one bed trope! Honestly, I kinda respect setting it up and not using it. Brilliant move fr
This us a Godsend thank you!
okay “meanwhile at the suicide hospital” is iconic but the funniest line in here HAS to be “i do jewish weddings but it can still count for you”
Certified iconic post
COASTAL RICA PLS i’m dying
YES the Jewish wedding quote is under appreciated!!!!
@@amberh4470 chigaco too 😭😭
What about
“Oh.......................but he was a loser?”
“I would never do the things that are written in this” “Do you wanna act it out?”
They did what they swore not to do.
Rea The Bun I’m waiting for the fan edit where they do it and then die, thats when we know weve gone too far 😂
They didn't kiss :(
Jerry Veve yeah :(
“you became the very thing you swore to destroy”
"Meanwhile, at the suicide hospital" needs to be the name of an emo band.
you’ve heard of panic! at the disco. now get ready for…
As a non-native English speaker I am pretty confident I could proofread Jackie's fanfics. Unfortunately, I suspect that Jackie is a teenager.
Hey, I wrote fanfiction when I was like 13 and I was better than this.
drew going “did i also have sex with logan?!” is one of the funniest things someone could take out of context
ikr i was laughing so hard
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what?
i feel like any of the things they said in this video could be hilarious if it was taken out of context
Fr
pfffft
Amanda landing back from Afghanistan to see Drew and Danny married to each other with a baby “👁👄👁”
Lol
2 babies
Not a baby two babies
Danny and drew:
👀👄👀
Edit: dam ok thats gotta be my most popular post on youtube yet
@@Zarmdthecoolest do they now share a collective mouth? Actually, nevermind that question. I'd rather not know
Every time my dad goes to Chicago I think of "Meanwhile in Chigaco" and it makes me burst out laughing every time.
i will never hear chicago the same ever again. i keep typing it as "chigaco" too
@@theEverchase Same thing with Costa Rica. It will always be Coastal Rica.
@@Abbyxx812 LITERALLY TRUUUUEEEEEE
My only concern is how Danny managed to live through this entire fan fiction while having a heart attack.
I feel like whoever wrote this typed this as fast as they could because they didn't want their parents to catch them writing this... masterpiece
That... is more accurate than anything I could have come up with...
Really though, they probably had to stop to close the computer every time they heard footsteps 😂😂
@@arson_jalapeno6902 I had to exit out of this tab every time I even thought I heard footsteps. lol
agreed
There’s something wrong with the people that write fanfiction they are basically illiterate and they don’t edit or spellcheck anything lol
The only had one hour of screen time a day- you have to make it count, y'know?
“warning: suicide and sex” “they gave it away!” 💀💀
Sounds like the description for a teen drama
Suicide and sex sounds like Heathers
@@arrow_of_ravenclaw5155 😂 yea lmao
@@arrow_of_ravenclaw5155 shut up heather
@@GA_131 Sorry Heather
I would love for them to make a short film version of this it would be so funny 💀
It would be great if someone animated this video!
the funniest thing was when you both said "suicide and sex scene". I never thought i would hear those two specific words next to each other but here we are.
The fact I watched this 10+ times and still no one has mentioned the fact that if Jackie was standing by the door the whole time, she watched drew get kidnapped and did nothing about it 💀
Jackie didn’t save him so that the plot can continue
The plot must go on
It was an inside job
I love that they filmed this 4 years ago and to this day we're like RIP Amanda thank u for ur service in Afghanistan
He didn’t tell her that he needed her help. Duh
i love how this implies that amanda is still alive and missing so she might come home to find danny and drew married with a child
now i need that fanfic
A lesbian romance for Amanda and Laura is in my sights
We need a sequel with this plot
@@MeganIsNotHere house of silver
@@shenniere omg 😭😭
Drew: Danny i have something to tell you *holds up positive pregnancy test* i-i
have testicular cancer
BAHAHAHAHA💀
Okay but imagine being Danny's kid, search his name in Google and found a fic of him getting married and having a kid with his best friend
The most upsetting part of this fanfic is that they set up the "only one bed" trope and then never used it
I KNOWWW
thats going to keep me awake at night
Omg is that pfp a picrew? It looks so cute
@@azurabbit12 Yeah, it is! I wish I still had the link to the one I used, but I lost it
@@babybear3551 oh damn, that sucks :c
"Virgins for lives despite the wives"
We got Boy Defined right here
Who's the Mr. struggle out of them ? 😂😂😂
cody ko who??
gorg
@@Cyanide_Mallika oh. My. God. This is the best reply I've ever seen
Cody ko what??!!
Coming back to this now, "Virgins for lives, despite the wives" is in fact not true anymore. But on a more serious note.. Congrats, Danny. 🎉
i cant believe danny is pregnant
*Denny
@arianna1906 It's a virgin mary situation, actually
"What are your pronouns?"
"man/husband"
theory: their child was Kurtis, but after he was born Amanda came back from the Afeganistan, so they had to pretend that he is their friend and not their son
OMFG 🤣🤣
THE BEST THEORY.
oh my god this is genius
oh my god this is genius
Boutta go write the fic
Love how you can feel the self-insert as soon as you find out she has “big purple eyes”
Lowkey “these goddamn eyes, they give it away every time.” *my bright purple eyes blink back tears *
Literally knew the moment a random woman showed up at their door for no reason.
Lowkey what’s self-insert
@@mrods999 It's when an author inserts themselves into a story, either literally as themselves, or as a character that's meant to represent them.
seigeengine ohh okay, so is it some sort of literary device or something
Ao3 writers will be like "srry this took so long I was in a car crash and I have a concussion" and then it will the most beautiful writing you have ever read and you start crying... Meanwhile this is what every story on wattpad is like
no beta we die like denny
why am i just now realizing how much jackie is giving ebony dark'ness dementia raven way. even down to the over-explaining how cool and edgy she looks as soon as she's introduced lol
I pictured her as a nicer Ebony Dark’ness the entire time. Glad to know i’m not the only one.
Fun fact: if a man tests positive on a pregnancy test, it's a sign of testicular cancer
4:11
@Crimson Fox you're my idol now
I thought fun facts were supposed to be fun...
«i want to adopt the testicular cancer» say danny
@@olaa4313 that's just subjective
I think the funniest thing about this fanfiction is that the author came up with a super strange excuse to write out Amanda while simultaneously not acknowledging Laura's existence.
Plot twist Amanda and Laura wrote the fanfic
@@goofy9697 plot twist of a plot twist, they are the same person
Erin Lafleche LMAO I keep forgetting Drew’s wife’s name is mine 😂
Moon Shine Down hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Because they are the same person
I hope whoever wrote this understands what an icon they are. there are so many moments that make me laugh out loud every single time and I've probably watched this at least 20 times. Coastal Rica, Chigaco, "Denny stromed around the house", "Jackie whipped a tear", "I now pronouns you man and husband". truly one of the greatest minds of our time and I don't think anyone could have written satire funnier than this if they tried
i still quoted "your right" to this day lol
im so sad they haven’t taken the credit
jackie wherever you are please reveal yourself we need to know
I watch this documentary every night before bed
How sane are you
You’ve heard of Panic! At the Disco
Now get ready for *Flinch! At the Suicide Hospital*
Okay, I am now making a cover band for emo music and calling it this. Please be in my band 😂
Listen to their new hit single *"Miss Jackie!!"* Featuring the musical talents of PewDiePie, Jenna Marbles, and H3H3!!
I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe
like literally I needed my inhaler
anyways thanks for that
@@Bucket_Hat01 I'm so down!!
@@dummyxshowtime ;)
you can see on danny's face how uncomfortable he feels during the scene where it describes him and logan making out , he HAD to joke about them wiggling on the couch to break the awkwardness
I know right? 😂 I noticed that too
I noticed it.
Honestly if I were in his position, I would be uncomfortable too
Hahaa yes
8:25
There are so many things in this video that I still quote to this day. Whenever someone loses something I always feel the need to respond with "I'm so sorry, the Team 10 will help you find it" and nobody ever understands what I'm going on about.
It’s been five years but I still can’t get over how the father of Drew’s baby was Jake Paul but Logan was trying to claim that it was him
“meanwhile in the suicide hospital”
they really breezed over that one huh
lmao ikr
Oh yeah, don't forget the murder hospital
*breezy*
It has the same energy as “then they started doing it”
meanwhile in the death by stabbed 12 times hospital
still confused about why drew was kidnapped and then just returned and they never brought it up again
alicia robadey isn’t that what everyone does on a saturday
I think it was supposed to imply that Logan and Jake were working together and trying everything in their power to break them up, But, Danny rejected Logan, So they released Drew and got him pregnant instead.
Or maybe I’m over thinking this and they just wanted it to be interesting. I don’t know.
Logan kidnapped him
@@Toriyamaus dang that's pretty dark actually wow
The author seems to be a fan of introducing plot threads that go nowhere. Drew gets kidnapped? They just bring him back unharmed for no apparent reason. Danny jumps out the window? He walks out of the hospital the next day with no mention of any injuries. It’s like every time she starts writing an intriguing plot twist she’s like “Nah, writing this is boring, I need to get to Danny and Drew making out faster”
I hope the person who wrote this story is very happy they facilitated the best Drew and Danny collab video
i love how comments from such recent timeframes get the same amount of likes as the ones from the video's release. like how many of us are rewatching this every few months
So many
Drew: “I never got to tell Danny that I loved him!”
Kidnappers: *Understandable, have a great day*
That's so true😂😂
LMFAOAOAOAOAO
why is this comment so recent
ღItz Ur Momღ Nah u right
@@MrsSugar woah its almost as if people can watch videos at different times
Im confused so the kidnappers really just brought him to costa rica and then punched him once and brought him back? Where was that plotline going?
*costal rica
Look, kidnapping and blackmail are one thing, but what kind of monster would stand between true love?
The author must have been to Costa Rica once, as a very small child, and is still very confused about the distance or something.
no they took him to costal rica
It’s a metaphor for their sexuality 🤔
i like how denny received a message saying he has to make a video admitting the pauls brothers are better to get drew back yet didnt seem to suspect logan of anything. nor did he question how drew got back without having to make the video
Undeniably the best part of this is the fact that, best I can tell, this story takes place over the span of like 4 days.
I love how all these recent comments have thousands of likes because it proves how often we rewatch this video
Off topic, but I love your profile pic!
@@s29nv1sr1 thanks!
I know; every time I rewatch this video I come to the comments there are new comments with thousands of likes and it makes me so happy.
Is that a Hadestown pfp I see? :0
right i watch this video once a month minimum
I'm formally requesting that someone makes a fanfic from Amanda's perspective about her journey in Afghanistan.
Omg yes
I’ll take notes.
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Maggie Complicatedlastname and she meets Laura and falls in love
Drawing Maniac yes😁
i will never ever forget “denny stromed around the house” for the rest of my life
i love how after they both cheat on each other danny’s like “are we even” like both people cheating cancels it out
i love how this fic set up the “only one bed” narrative and then never even mentioned it again
What does only one bed narrative mean?
@@Pastelleraisthebestytchannel its this fanfic trope where two ppl, usually a ship, have to stay togrther in a hotel or a house, but theres only one bed. they end up sharing it and depending on the writers choices it either gets nsfw or just leads to fluffy stuff like cuddling
@@junezdollhouse ohh ok thx!
LMAO
there's just so many dropped plot points in this fic, like drew getting kidnapped was just never brought up again
Can’t wait for the live action film adaptation where Kurtis plays everyone except Jackie, who’s played by Chad Chad
If this doesn't become a real thing I will go feral
Jarvis Johnson should be the pregnancy test
@@communistpropaganda3629LMAO YES*
YES. Chad Chad would make a perfect Jackie 😂
I would pay
“Virgin for lives despite the wives” Well Danny, do you have something to say?
Denny has lied to us 😨
i love how drew randomly getting kidnapped is never acknowledged again like they never reveal who it was they just immediately let him go
amanda and laura chilling in the other room and they hear *”LOGAN PAIL?”*
Um, no? Amanda is in Afghanistan 🤨🤨🤨 fake fan 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
@@whothehckisbucky859 No Amanda’s corpse is in Afghanastan... probably anyway. Faker fan🙄🥱
@Alexis Cohen what
@Alexis Cohen which video?
@@tedtom1566 from the one where they used Jeremy Renner's app
imagine getting engaged in the *suicide hospital*
*scuicide
a girl can only dream... but i live in chigaco and we don't have suicide hospitals
@@youwish685 yeah alot of places dont have suicide hospitals 👁👁
@Isabella Lusins honestly i dont think there is
@Isabella Lusins I think they mean a psychiatric ward
this video has been snubbed by the oscar’s for years