+NerdyAwesome I don't think he did it's just something he would say because he's such a positive person and Dan's a hilariously sarcastic slightly violent minded guy. 😂
He nearly blinded himself because he was doing fucking shots of vodka for an Internet Support Group video ten minutes before packing for Australia, like, really Dan, how did he think that was a good idea
Dan... why, just why. But seriously Dan, you must have some guardian angel watching over you, taking the shape on an elderly woman every time you're in desperate need of help. I don't even believe in angels, but that's the only explanation even my logic loving brain can come up with
"I'm surprised the universe hasn't punished me for this" Has had several near death experiences "Hey buddy you in london" Yes Daniel the universe has not punished you at all lol
Well near death experiences aren't really a punishment, I see them more as luck because you could have died but for some strange reason you're still alive. I agree with "Hey buddy you in london" though
Abby Sheila Plays I literally love Phil so much. I think I know most of the simple things about him. Also, I have hamsters called Dan & Phil. (Yes, I'm obsessed, I know)
Person: What's your favorite song? Me: "Can You Please Get Murdered On A Different Road, I'm Trying To Film" by Dan Howell. Oh, it's such a good song. *Slowly walks away*
Kitteh Kat More than likely. XD Or at 3:27-3:32 "So Phil, I'm going to lay on the floor, literally right next to you and you have to act like you can't see me and try not to step on me."
anti septiic OMG I JUST FANGIRLED BECAUSE (why am I in caps I'll stop) no one really knows Caroline but I love her so much and she's talked to me before and ahhh!! 😂😊☺️☺️
Dan just sounds like one of the cool friends you have that completely violates all the rules of the universe and gets away with it and then the time you decide to join him you get arrested :'D
Dan Howell, you are my spirit animal. Mostly because I've done something similar. I left class, went to the bathroom, curled up in a little ball,and took a nap under the sink in the handicapped bathroom stall. When I woke up, teachers were everywhere.
I have insomnia and it was bad a few years ago when I used to work at an animal shelter. One day I was so tired I literally napped in one of the kennels on a dog bed with one of my favorite dogs (a pitbull named Chase, he is seriously such a sweetie) while cleaning it. I think I only fell asleep for like 10 minutes though and thankfully no one needed me at the time so no one ever found out haha was worth it though, pitty cuddles are always worth it
I used to work at a small pub/restaurant as a waitress. One of my shifts was 5.30-12 on a Saturday night. The day this fateful event occurred had been pretty hectic for me and I'd also had several teeth out and couldn't talk very well which isn't great for someone who has to smile and ask people who they'd like to eat every five minutes. So I was feeling fairly crap, but I went in because it was Saturday and they wouldn't be able to cope with only 2 waitresses. Anyway it got to about half eight when there was a lull in people coming in. Basically everyone had food and the kitchen was just bulk washing dishes and cleaning stuff. It was at this point I saw my opportunity. I was pretty tired so I had the same idea as Dan of "why not have a power nap?". So I offered to check to see if the toilets were clean. Offer accepted. And I went to the girls toilets, put the lid down on a toilet, locked the door, and had a fifteen minute power nap against the loo roll dispenser. I wake up to a loud banging sound, wipe the sleep out of my eyes and open the door to find the head waitress with her eyebrows raised and her hands on her hips. Luckily for me, every staff member there thought it was pretty hilarious, and none of them grassed me up to the landlady. I was meant to be working the next Sunday night as well, but I got given that off by the assistant manager, who was working that Saturday but found it hilarious. He just wrote it down that I hadn't been feeling that great on Saturday, and had spent my fifteen minutes in the loo being sick so he thought I should take the Sunday off in case I spread germs around the place. That guy is bloody amazing. The landlady is a right bitch.
i was working at Walmart and i hated my job.. with a passion... one day i over slept for work -- to the point where i wouldn't have even had a reason to go in - as i would have missed the entire shift by the time i got there.. my manager called and asked where i was... I have NO idea why i said this but i said i was in japan of all places and that i wouldn't be back until next week.. so the manager gave me an entire week off but said that she wanted to see pictures when i came back.. i panicked! i got on google and found pictures of people in japan and started photoshopping my face on these random tourists so that i could show my manager that i was there i surprisingly did not get fired.. but after i came back for one day i left on my lunch and never came back..... moral of the story - dont work at walmart.
Thought I would come to this video because I had a really embarrassing story that happened today too 😑🔫 I got a detention after school so I took out my detention slip to see what room I was in. Fine right? I stupidly went to the wrong building and went to the class 110, still not realizing that I was in the WRONG building. So I walked in class and there was children in there doing revision. They were a lot older than me so I felt slightly intimidated but it I've had detentions like this before so it was alright. I sat down. As you do but I thought it was a bit weird how she hadn't asked my name so she could sign me off the detention list. Anyway I still sat there for about 20 mins doing nothing. When finally she asked me "why are you here?" And in my head I was all like "shit I've gone in to the wrong room. Oh crap what am I going to do?!?!" A normal person would have just said 'oh I thought this was the detention room, my bad' and walked out. However, with me and my awkwardness and everyone staring at me I just went bright red and the teacher was all like "are you revising? Or are you waiting for someone? Or?" And I just said "I'm waiting for someone" and then pretended to read a text and I was all like "yeah my friend is here now can I leave?" So the teacher was all like sure and I just got out and ran outside the door. My face was bright red and so I checked my detention slip again and then realized I was in the wrong building. I now have an hour detention... The end
Grace Platt Oh my gosh, you okay? I went to mcdonalds today with a credit card and once I arrived there I had forgotten the pin code so I ran out of that place but a normal person would probably be like, "Oh, sorry but I need to step out for a sec." No, I panicked and went home because I didn't have my cell phone.
phil while hearing sirens: a baby has been born! connor while hearing sirens: aw i hope they're okay dan while hearing sirens: CAN YOU PLEASE GET MURDERED ON A DIFFERENT ROAD I'M TRYING TO FILM
Dan: A series of ninja-like encounters that I thought I could never achieve follow.. * Lying down on the floor next to the stairs when someone is walking * * Doing some kind of roll through a door* * Grabbing some string and killing your co-worker * So basically when you were running away, you laid on the ground when someone was walking, you randomly did a roll into another door, and you killed one of your co-workers.. sounds legit.
Seriously this has to be my favorite one of Dans stories. It's so ridiculous and yet believable, I have to come back to it every few months so I can laugh hysterically
My friends and I were locating the nearest McDonalds, and after a while I saw the building so I just ran to the entrance and rammed into the door. Apparently it was pull instead of push... And there was this one time when I thought the door to the kitchen was the entrance of the restaurant so I walked in and the staff were all just looking at me like I was a madwoman. The worst thing is, we still go there to eat.
after watching this video for the probably 200th time today i noticed this for the first time and sincerely hope he meant someone else drove him to work otherwise that would be really fucking irresponsible
He probably didn't actually drive a car while drunk. Probably just drove with someone else, or just said drove because its not important for the story to know how he went to work haha
I remember being a 17 y/o watching this video and thinking that this would never be me, I'm here as a 20 y/o saying that's no longer true anymore. I used to work at a grocery story. I had a 3pm to 11pm shift after I had college. I was so exhausted when I took my last break around 9pm, I went into one of the break rooms that was never used, and fell asleep on one of the couches. I was only supposed to nap for 15 minutes, I had an alarm set and everything but... I woke up with 20 minutes left of my shift. Didn't get caught. Bless that break room.
I remember once at community service and I had gone to bed at 12 and woke up at 5. When the little kids (we were with) did sport and were playing I slept on the floor and had a 40 minute power nap
MCR (My Chemical Romance) officially breaking up via a three-line bulletin on their website. Dan's a fan (ha) of them and the whole fandom was kind of literally crying and flames for a solid four days afterwards, so.
I did this in my school library once upon a time. Not sure how long I was asleep as I didn't wake up until someone sat at the chair I had pulled towards me as cover and kicked me in the face, which resulted in them seeing me under there blinking like a mole rat and screaming like crazy. I got detention. It was worth it.
if I was at all in that situation I probably wouldn't even have the sense to go take a nap I would just keep working and probably cause some sort of disaster and seriously injure either myself, other people, or both. Please tell me I'm not the only person like that
welp its a good thing we Americans cant drink till we are older . i mean we are dumb enough to get either Hillary Clinton or Donald trump as our president. wouldn't want to have a ton of drunk teens too lol ;-;
You think that's bad. One time I was with my crush, and I was laughing so hard, I literally shit my pants. She was all like 'ew what's that smell?' And being the stupid person I am, I said 'I don't know. Did you fart or something?' And that's how we never talked again.
I once accidentally fell asleep during social studies and I awoke to everyone staring at me, I forgot I was in school so I started stretching while saying things like "AUUUUGGHHHHFUCCCCCCKWUSHEHDUDUDHAHH! Super loudky and my teacher just stood there like 0_0 'This child needs serious help..'
+K1SSOFDEATH 424 One time I fell asleep in Geography (I had no sleep) and my teacher looked at me and told me to go for a walk and then later he asked me how much sleep I got that night and the next day he asked me again (only 1 hour this time) and when we got our report card his comment was that I need to sleep more (I hope my mom didn't read it). In total for my grade 9 year I fell asleep in 6 out of 8 classes cuz in two of them I had to physically do stuff the whole time.
The Panic Alarm and The Power Nap. Parts 1 and 2. And both of them have an elderly just CONVENIENTLY showing up at JUST the right time to save Dan. Seriously, what the hell? XD The Greek God of Elderly people must have been smiling down upon Dan.
As an awkward, unfortunate, and slightly distant person like me... I have a story for you all... Prepare yourselves... We were on vacation in Sweden and we had our caravan with us and had a good time. Because the bathroom in the caravan probably had the world record of "smallest bathroom in the world" we had to use the public toilets and showers. Because we could barely fit in our bathroom. Anyways... I remember me and my mom really had to pee, so we went in there and in separate ways. I went into the first door I could see, because I reeeaally needed to pee, and did my business. When I washed my hands I saw a big, bald-headed man come in there. He looked at me really weirdly. A normal person (who uses their brains) would immediately understand that they were in the men's room... But no. I basically went there every day... To pee... To shower... Yup... For A WHOLE FREAKIN' WEEK! The day before we left we went to the toilet again, me and my mom. And this time she noticed I went into the men's room and was like "why are you going in the men's room!?"... I laughed and laughed (wanted to die for a second) and told her I had used the toilets in there, and showered... And that's basically the story of my life. We still talk about it. Yup.
Is it bad that i'd be the person that if i found a teen in my office who was sleeping, i would have just let them kept sleeping while i did my work? XD
That would be horrorific. Could you imagine being the teen waking up with someone working at the desk? So twisted of you! ahaha. I think Dan would have waited it out until the guy took a bathroom break and dashed out.
Personally, no. Id do the same. Im too much of a goodie-two-shoes (as my friends say) to tell someone that a teen is having a rough time, and needs some time to rest. I dont mind if someone sleeps on my shoulder, or even lays down on my lap.. I cant find a reason why people get so 'eeew! Get off me!' About it..
Okay, years later watching again cause nostalgia. It reminds me of what my dad a long time ago did. He fell asleep on a warm big cable and he got woken up full shift later by a plumber saying: "eclectrishian, wake uup, it's time to go home." In the sweetest way possible.
I think we can all agree Dan is the worst employee ever, but we'd all probably hire him.
Soooo true
Lol Lol obviously yes
I have done that
Lol Lol yah probably just because he is danisnitonfire
Lol Lol that's absolutely true
phil hears sirens:
"ah, a new life in the world"
dan hears sirens:
"get murdered on a different road! "
sums them up pretty well
There are Two types of people
+NerdyAwesome I don't think he did it's just something he would say because he's such a positive person and Dan's a hilariously sarcastic slightly violent minded guy. 😂
+NerdyAwesome Phil said in a live stream that he likes to think someone is being born
MUUUUUUUM get the camera I'm famousssss
lol this blew up outta nowhere xD
danisnotforhire
lola.burns_ how does this not have more likes
lola.burns_ OH HAHAHA
this needs more likes
belugabus snORT-
lol
WHAT IF YOUR MANAGER IS WATCHING THIS OHMYGOD
it don't matter now
+JadenJFilms doesn't
+MyNamesAli This is internet no one needs to type properly
+Thatawkwardgirl with the grammar police on the loose, yes we do😂or we'll get shouted at lmao
Can't argue with that logic(I didn't put *the* in my first comment on purpose, I feel like a rebel)
"I can't believe the universe hasn't punished me yet" -2013
"I Nearly Blinded Myself" -2016
along with "hey buddy you in london"
and "near death experiences"
He nearly blinded himself because he was doing fucking shots of vodka for an Internet Support Group video ten minutes before packing for Australia, like, really Dan, how did he think that was a good idea
Dan... why, just why. But seriously Dan, you must have some guardian angel watching over you, taking the shape on an elderly woman every time you're in desperate need of help. I don't even believe in angels, but that's the only explanation even my logic loving brain can come up with
I feel likd he's lying about the elderly women saving him in these videos I mean cmon it's kinda hard to belive
TwentyØnePhans Isnotamazing ik
Ikr
XDD
lol
"I'm surprised the universe hasn't punished me for this"
Has had several near death experiences
"Hey buddy you in london"
Yes Daniel the universe has not punished you at all lol
Well near death experiences aren't really a punishment, I see them more as luck because you could have died but for some strange reason you're still alive. I agree with "Hey buddy you in london" though
and don't forget all of the memes based on him
HappyPancakes i hope you are using lol ironically😂
Hey buddy
I'm crafting right now
ARMY!
Elderly women love Dan. They're always saving his ass
right
ikr
#DansAssMustStayTight
Crazy women love Phil!!!
Ikr
Most youtubers :
*hears sirens* oh god I hope they're ok
Dan :
🎶can you please get murdered on a different road, I'm trying to FILM🎶
XD
+Laural Campbell literally me as well tho XD O.O I'm a horrid human being.
That should be on the Ladders EP :P
no I do that too. I'm an awful person
+Tehya H you're not a UA-camr....but o get what you're saying
The panic button was worse
Yea
Your profile pic scares me
3:40
R.I.P
Here lies:
Phillip Lester
the precious little cinnamon roll
Cause of death: Daniel Howell's savage teenage ninja skills
Phil Lester
KickTheAmazingLiaisnotonfire His full name is Phillip Lester :P
Abby Sheila Plays I know, I couldn't see the 2nd part of the comment
Abby Sheila Plays I literally love Phil so much. I think I know most of the simple things about him. Also, I have hamsters called Dan & Phil. (Yes, I'm obsessed, I know)
Abby Sheila Plays I love cinnamon rolls and I love Phil. Thank you for proving I should be a Phillion
Joyce and Gladys are Dans Saviours
Daniel and the elderly😂😂😂
Dan, ur welcome
Lucy Evans except doris.
luckyduck1000 'PhanZan' HAHAHAHAHA😂😂😂😂😂
Yep
Person: What's your favorite song?
Me: "Can You Please Get Murdered On A Different Road, I'm Trying To Film" by Dan Howell. Oh, it's such a good song. *Slowly walks away*
this literally sounds like a fob or p!atd song i love it
I'm listening to fob right now XD
"Can You Please Get Murdered On A Different Road, I'm Trying To Film by Fall Out Boy" by Panic! At The Disco
+Alanis D. OH MY
Buy on iTunes for 6.99
3:36 "Hey Phil, ya i need to shoot a video- can i choke you while you walk by please?"
-you know thats what he asked-
Kitteh Kat More than likely. XD Or at 3:27-3:32
"So Phil, I'm going to lay on the floor, literally right next to you and you have to act like you can't see me and try not to step on me."
Chap2845 litrally*
Terri Braun no. She spelled literally right
Sexy Jiwoo I was making a Dan joke 😑
Terri Braun I only see boxes
one might call this... Panic! at the Tesco
😂😂😂😂😣
😁😁😁
More like Panic! At The Shmasda
Simran Chandarana haha true but tesco rhymes with disco and i got excited
Panic! At the Asda
THE AD WAS CAROLINE DARE SINGING "THANK YOU DAN AND PHIL"
OFC I DIDNT SKIP
anti septiic
I had that as well !!!!!!!!!! It was such a good song
anti septiic me too
AAAAAAAAA I LOVE CAROLINE SHE IS MY FAVOURITE PERSON IN ALL OF EVER
anti septiic Dan Howell as the 11th Doctor at 3:17
anti septiic OMG I JUST FANGIRLED BECAUSE (why am I in caps I'll stop) no one really knows Caroline but I love her so much and she's talked to me before and ahhh!! 😂😊☺️☺️
Dan just sounds like one of the cool friends you have that completely violates all the rules of the universe and gets away with it and then the time you decide to join him you get arrested :'D
I wish I was that friend, but im the friend with all the cringes
Is it weird that I'm that person?
so now I wish I was his friend even more than I already did
Tehya H haha I have a friend like that... but truee
That friend is me
DAMN DANIEL BACK AT IT AGAIN exploiting the elderly
lol
Your names are beautiful.
twentyonepoots gorgeous ~claps~
No.
LOLOLOL
Dan Howell, you are my spirit animal. Mostly because I've done something similar.
I left class, went to the bathroom, curled up in a little ball,and took a nap under the sink in the handicapped bathroom stall. When I woke up, teachers were everywhere.
lmfao wow😂😂😂
+Mabel Pines Do you have any idea how filthy those floors are, though?
Carmenyoohoo I didn't care I hadn't slept all night!
Mabel Pines I've been in those shoes. I don't remember anything that happened that day except that I never want them to happen again.
+Mabel Pines So what happened? Like it's pretty obvious and everything but I like stories.
I have insomnia and it was bad a few years ago when I used to work at an animal shelter. One day I was so tired I literally napped in one of the kennels on a dog bed with one of my favorite dogs (a pitbull named Chase, he is seriously such a sweetie) while cleaning it. I think I only fell asleep for like 10 minutes though and thankfully no one needed me at the time so no one ever found out haha was worth it though, pitty cuddles are always worth it
omg that sounds so adorable
BrittyFuller I have two HUGE pit bulls and I love them cause thier so BIG AND SQUISHY😂
BrittyFuller awww
I used to work at a small pub/restaurant as a waitress. One of my shifts was 5.30-12 on a Saturday night. The day this fateful event occurred had been pretty hectic for me and I'd also had several teeth out and couldn't talk very well which isn't great for someone who has to smile and ask people who they'd like to eat every five minutes. So I was feeling fairly crap, but I went in because it was Saturday and they wouldn't be able to cope with only 2 waitresses.
Anyway it got to about half eight when there was a lull in people coming in. Basically everyone had food and the kitchen was just bulk washing dishes and cleaning stuff. It was at this point I saw my opportunity. I was pretty tired so I had the same idea as Dan of "why not have a power nap?". So I offered to check to see if the toilets were clean. Offer accepted. And I went to the girls toilets, put the lid down on a toilet, locked the door, and had a fifteen minute power nap against the loo roll dispenser. I wake up to a loud banging sound, wipe the sleep out of my eyes and open the door to find the head waitress with her eyebrows raised and her hands on her hips.
Luckily for me, every staff member there thought it was pretty hilarious, and none of them grassed me up to the landlady. I was meant to be working the next Sunday night as well, but I got given that off by the assistant manager, who was working that Saturday but found it hilarious. He just wrote it down that I hadn't been feeling that great on Saturday, and had spent my fifteen minutes in the loo being sick so he thought I should take the Sunday off in case I spread germs around the place.
That guy is bloody amazing. The landlady is a right bitch.
Indi Heaton Holy Crap you were lucky.
DAN IN ALL BLACK WITH A BUTTONED SHIRT SJJDBDKODUGS
Same
I mean he is always is all black lel
Twenty One Phanatics Your profile picture is my aesthetic
i was working at Walmart and i hated my job.. with a passion... one day i over slept for work -- to the point where i wouldn't have even had a reason to go in - as i would have missed the entire shift by the time i got there.. my manager called and asked where i was... I have NO idea why i said this but i said i was in japan of all places and that i wouldn't be back until next week.. so the manager gave me an entire week off but said that she wanted to see pictures when i came back.. i panicked! i got on google and found pictures of people in japan and started photoshopping my face on these random tourists so that i could show my manager that i was there
i surprisingly did not get fired.. but after i came back for one day i left on my lunch and never came back.....
moral of the story - dont work at walmart.
+Brittni Draws I love how you literally photoshopped the pictures. omg that is beautiful XD
Im impressed.
+Brittni Draws that is amazing
+Brittni Draws - Brittni Jensen OMG you must have a natural talent for photoshopping!
Robyn RandomnessTV i dont lol
What is it with Dan and completely random elderly women
😂😂😂😂
Lesly Mason ikr
@Lesly Mason That's our Dan, such a gentleman..
is it sad that I've memorised the blooper at the end? I always sing it with him.....
No, it's not sad. Nothing to be ashamed of.
Thought I would come to this video because I had a really embarrassing story that happened today too 😑🔫
I got a detention after school so I took out my detention slip to see what room I was in. Fine right?
I stupidly went to the wrong building and went to the class 110, still not realizing that I was in the WRONG building.
So I walked in class and there was children in there doing revision. They were a lot older than me so I felt slightly intimidated but it I've had detentions like this before so it was alright.
I sat down. As you do but I thought it was a bit weird how she hadn't asked my name so she could sign me off the detention list. Anyway I still sat there for about 20 mins doing nothing.
When finally she asked me "why are you here?" And in my head I was all like "shit I've gone in to the wrong room. Oh crap what am I going to do?!?!"
A normal person would have just said 'oh I thought this was the detention room, my bad' and walked out. However, with me and my awkwardness and everyone staring at me I just went bright red and the teacher was all like "are you revising? Or are you waiting for someone? Or?"
And I just said
"I'm waiting for someone" and then pretended to read a text and I was all like "yeah my friend is here now can I leave?"
So the teacher was all like sure and I just got out and ran outside the door. My face was bright red and so I checked my detention slip again and then realized I was in the wrong building.
I now have an hour detention...
The end
Grace Platt XD I'm sorry but this is freaking hilarious.
Grace Platt Oh my gosh, you okay? I went to mcdonalds today with a credit card and once I arrived there I had forgotten the pin code so I ran out of that place but a normal person would probably be like, "Oh, sorry but I need to step out for a sec." No, I panicked and went home because I didn't have my cell phone.
Grace Platt so don't feel bad.
I'm so glad I'm not the only one😅
***** LITERALLY. literally literally literally. LIIIIITTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYY!!! (Dan impersonation)
"OH MY GODS DAN YOU MORAN WOW LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT WERE YOU EVEN THINKING OH MY GODS" ~dan howell
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT U TALK ABOUT GIRL
did i asssk you
It's called freedom of speech
Ok. That was a joke you idiot.
Ik u always do that to me
When I'm elderly I'm so gonna help teenagers do stupid shit.
Look at the date this video was uploaded
* cries *
crafts*
But still ;-;
Btw I love your username xD
+Phanic! At The Twenty Øne Chemical Horizøns
Thank youuuu
I love yours
You're welcome and thank you c:
3:45 Dan just killed Phil
😱
OMG I NOTICES THAT TOO
+Sabrina Nor He probably have a whole storage of Phil's xD
+Dat Henri Ikr XD
I thought he was kissing Phil idek at this point
phil while hearing sirens: a baby has been born!
connor while hearing sirens: aw i hope they're okay
dan while hearing sirens: CAN YOU PLEASE GET MURDERED ON A DIFFERENT ROAD I'M TRYING TO FILM
I lobe how accurate you are
This is my favorite comment on this video X) they're literally my 3 favorite youtubers :3 love it...
this did not deserve 300 likes
+Swiftie13 no. It deserves 1.000 likes
Oh my god yes
4:24
"I really don't know how the universe hasn't punished me for this..."
*Every other video
"WHY DO YOU HATE ME UNIVERSE?!"
I think what we got from these videos is that Dan is a terrible employee, but we'd all probably hire him anyways
Dan: A series of ninja-like encounters that I thought I could never achieve follow..
* Lying down on the floor next to the stairs when someone is walking *
* Doing some kind of roll through a door*
* Grabbing some string and killing your co-worker *
So basically when you were running away, you laid on the ground when someone was walking, you randomly did a roll into another door, and you killed one of your co-workers.. sounds legit.
Seriously this has to be my favorite one of Dans stories. It's so ridiculous and yet believable, I have to come back to it every few months so I can laugh hysterically
My friends and I were locating the nearest McDonalds, and after a while I saw the building so I just ran to the entrance and rammed into the door. Apparently it was pull instead of push...
And there was this one time when I thought the door to the kitchen was the entrance of the restaurant so I walked in and the staff were all just looking at me like I was a madwoman. The worst thing is, we still go there to eat.
Charisse So I'm sorry, but that's hilarious xDD
Vaishnavi R
hahahah my friends never stopped laughing about it
*****
one word: no
Charisse So just delete your memories and you'll be fine XD
Arsany Osama
jahahahahah i wish
I love how elderly people keep saving Dan's butt
Ryan Sheehan totally not staged
Yet again, dan, your job has been saved temporarily by the elderly.
Early deaths
***** Better economy.
did anyone notice he said "slightly drunk" and "drove to work" in the same sentence. im scared.
it seems like hes alive now
vale cortés Im cRYING
after watching this video for the probably 200th time today i noticed this for the first time and sincerely hope he meant someone else drove him to work otherwise that would be really fucking irresponsible
He probably didn't actually drive a car while drunk. Probably just drove with someone else, or just said drove because its not important for the story to know how he went to work haha
He can't drive, he doesn't know how
is it weird that I would do the same thing dan did ?
Not at all. I would too
same
I would to if I was slightly drunk and tired af.
i have almost fallen asleep under my xylophone during band practice. yay!
nick giles I would probably do that...
Dan using Phil as a prop is my favourite thing.
"Can you please get murdered on a different road. I am trying to FILMMM" Loool
+Khajiit Lynx I laughed so much at that
+Robyn RandomnessTV same
+Khajiit Lynx YEAH omg I laughed so hard at that
That's Britain for you. Lol jk
This has 127 likes
jeez
Dan as the manager walking ini the room is so cute 😍😍
3 years later and I'm still laughing my ass off.
3:36
Phil's skin blends in almost perfectly with that white shirt.
No Joke
MsLexi he has no neck
I remember being a 17 y/o watching this video and thinking that this would never be me, I'm here as a 20 y/o saying that's no longer true anymore. I used to work at a grocery story. I had a 3pm to 11pm shift after I had college. I was so exhausted when I took my last break around 9pm, I went into one of the break rooms that was never used, and fell asleep on one of the couches. I was only supposed to nap for 15 minutes, I had an alarm set and everything but... I woke up with 20 minutes left of my shift. Didn't get caught. Bless that break room.
I remember once at community service and I had gone to bed at 12 and woke up at 5. When the little kids (we were with) did sport and were playing I slept on the floor and had a 40 minute power nap
Dan, 'hey buddy you in london?' was your punishment.
No it wasn't the hat,skin and chair fics were his punishments
+Kabel The Skeleton Don't forget cherry...and coal...
This was uploaded the day after MCR broke up 0_0 I'm gonna cry now
That pictures is my lock screen wallpaper on my phone!
Don't cry, craft
Leave the internet
You know they're getting back together right?
Useless Human well there go all my hopes, dreams and expectations....
either Dan prerecorded this or he magically managed not to cry bc look at the date this was uploaded it's 1 day after
Ouch
+Percabethisawesome I was about to ask 'wait what day was it after' and then
+Percabethisawesome What day was it after?
MCR (My Chemical Romance) officially breaking up via a three-line bulletin on their website.
Dan's a fan (ha) of them and the whole fandom was kind of literally crying and flames for a solid four days afterwards, so.
Thank you!
Oh my god that was one hell of an anecdote. Hillarious Dan.
Dan's new single: "Get murdered on a different road"
I love how dan relies on elderly women to get him out of really bad situations he gets himself in
"Damn...look at those wrinkles...I would tap that.
That doesn't make sense."
OMFG I'M DYINGGGGGG.
*Sings* "Can you please, get murdered, on a different road? I'm just tying to FIIIIIILM" XD
Every time I feel like my life sucks, I watch your videos.
They always make me feel better because I realize that it could be worse! Thanks Dan
+NelyL&NelyJ Gaming no.
+NelyL danrude-firestorm
*****
HISSSSSSSSS
HE MUREDRED PHIL!
So the phandom is over
+Screaming Ghoul yes yes it is. (Actually not just trying to me cool....)
yep. its the dandom now.
I did this in my school library once upon a time. Not sure how long I was asleep as I didn't wake up until someone sat at the chair I had pulled towards me as cover and kicked me in the face, which resulted in them seeing me under there blinking like a mole rat and screaming like crazy. I got detention. It was worth it.
Oh my gosh, genius.
Damn Daniel, seems the elders are always the ones to be pulled in it...
3:39
dan: “PHIL GET OVER HERE I NEED TO CHOKE YOU”
phil: **confusion**
dan: “it’s for a video”
Id just get you a blanket ❤️
AmazingPhanIsNotOnFirePhanTrash 04 id violently shake him awake because I'm that shitty of a person
much metal. very gear solid.
Wow.
Ok I swear who ever doesn't get that joke I will get a stick and beat them to hell
wat?
I'm done. I'm just...Done
The G show games and movies I was just joking....
Having a Dan marathon!!
Mabel Brooks i always am...
if I was at all in that situation I probably wouldn't even have the sense to go take a nap I would just keep working and probably cause some sort of disaster and seriously injure either myself, other people, or both. Please tell me I'm not the only person like that
Same
I'd probably do the same.
I would keep on working before finally I pass out and just collapse
+Emily Johnson You're not xD
***** You posted your comment at 4:44 how satisfying :)
I always forget that u.k ppl can drink at 18 and u.s has to wait till we are 21 😉
in australia its 18
heyitzchiara Yeah!
welp its a good thing we Americans cant drink till we are older . i mean we are dumb enough to get either Hillary Clinton or Donald trump as our president. wouldn't want to have a ton of drunk teens too lol ;-;
in austria it's 16 lmao
In New Zealand you can drink at any age with parental permission
I can’t believe it’s been 9 years since this video
It still lives deep in my memory😂
" Yes, Dan, you're a f*****g chameleon, totally invisible there, well done. "
Why did I laugh so hard? XD
You think that's bad.
One time I was with my crush, and I was laughing so hard, I literally shit my pants.
She was all like 'ew what's that smell?'
And being the stupid person I am, I said 'I don't know. Did you fart or something?'
And that's how we never talked again.
Haha
+Macie B My prayers go to you
+Macie B Oooh, I cringe for you.
Your comment has 69 likes. Enjoy!
+Macie B i am so so so so so sorry
wow
Dan, you should have hidden in the toilet roll department. I did that as a child and my parents spent two hours looking for me.
The internet supports you back, dear.
We are supporting you back.
Anyone else having a marathon of his videos
+Phanisreal xx I started today oops
meeee
A danathon more like!
I once accidentally fell asleep during social studies and I awoke to everyone staring at me, I forgot I was in school so I started stretching while saying things like "AUUUUGGHHHHFUCCCCCCKWUSHEHDUDUDHAHH! Super loudky and my teacher just stood there like 0_0 'This child needs serious help..'
wtf lmfao😂😂😂
Haha, yeah. I once fell asleep in the bath and woke up choking on water since my bathtub is huge so my feet slipped and I fell under. >~< never again.
my stomach hurts from laughing so hard I'm in a coughing fit right now this isn't good for my cough XD
+K1SSOFDEATH 424
One time I fell asleep in Geography (I had no sleep) and my teacher looked at me and told me to go for a walk and then later he asked me how much sleep I got that night and the next day he asked me again (only 1 hour this time) and when we got our report card his comment was that I need to sleep more (I hope my mom didn't read it). In total for my grade 9 year I fell asleep in 6 out of 8 classes cuz in two of them I had to physically do stuff the whole time.
Dan's video or my life, science cannot tell
Confrontation Therapist They're one and the same
The Panic Alarm and The Power Nap. Parts 1 and 2. And both of them have an elderly just CONVENIENTLY showing up at JUST the right time to save Dan. Seriously, what the hell? XD The Greek God of Elderly people must have been smiling down upon Dan.
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SAVED BY ELDERLY LADIES
Ikr? :D
As an awkward, unfortunate, and slightly distant person like me... I have a story for you all... Prepare yourselves...
We were on vacation in Sweden and we had our caravan with us and had a good time. Because the bathroom in the caravan probably had the world record of "smallest bathroom in the world" we had to use the public toilets and showers. Because we could barely fit in our bathroom. Anyways...
I remember me and my mom really had to pee, so we went in there and in separate ways. I went into the first door I could see, because I reeeaally needed to pee, and did my business. When I washed my hands I saw a big, bald-headed man come in there. He looked at me really weirdly. A normal person (who uses their brains) would immediately understand that they were in the men's room... But no.
I basically went there every day... To pee... To shower... Yup... For A WHOLE FREAKIN' WEEK! The day before we left we went to the toilet again, me and my mom. And this time she noticed I went into the men's room and was like "why are you going in the men's room!?"... I laughed and laughed (wanted to die for a second) and told her I had used the toilets in there, and showered... And that's basically the story of my life. We still talk about it.
Yup.
It was mostly funny tho, haha. Not the worst story I have, trust me. x)
Wow. 😂
I found a playlist of every video you have ever made. Never been happier
Story time with Dan = a beautiful occurrence. MORE PLEASE!
I'm actually jealous of how horrifyingly fun and exciting your adolescent phase was.
Is it bad that i'd be the person that if i found a teen in my office who was sleeping, i would have just let them kept sleeping while i did my work? XD
That would be horrorific. Could you imagine being the teen waking up with someone working at the desk? So twisted of you! ahaha. I think Dan would have waited it out until the guy took a bathroom break and dashed out.
Personally, no. Id do the same. Im too much of a goodie-two-shoes (as my friends say) to tell someone that a teen is having a rough time, and needs some time to rest. I dont mind if someone sleeps on my shoulder, or even lays down on my lap.. I cant find a reason why people get so 'eeew! Get off me!' About it..
Noelh96 i think i would wake them up and give them food and water and then ill let them sleep on a couch or something...
I'd do the same but wake them up and give them food and drinks so they can have their last meal before the manager kills them.
I just see the manager randomly finding this video and saying "I fucking knew it"
3:42 was that Phil he just strangled?
+Amiee Ann Yes
+smexxy-llama LOL 😂
+Amiee Ann yep
No wonder Phil is always killed in fan fics
Also Phil who walks by in his own merch while Dan lies on the floor XD
gladys sounds like an absolutely lovely person 🥺
Attempting to control my laughter in a LIBRARY
dan kinda looks like han solo with that vest wtf
Rubi Cake 😂😂
This was uploaded on March 23 2013
how was dan not a hysterical ball on the floor -likeiwas-
😭😭😭😭
We do not speak of this day ...
can you just.
He probably filmed it on like the 21st and he was sitting at his desk sobbing and editing
Daisy Bubbles you know what his inner emo came out
Chairs.
Chairs.
Chairs.
CHAIRS.
Dan.
Chairs.
What were you thinking xD
You, my friend, are hilarious.
Well, maybe he was decision-impaired due to how tired he was.
I've don't this at school like 4 times
Andy beirsack profile picture! I love that lol I just stated listening to BVB a few weeks ago
+MissEverSoRandom omg yes x
nicole booth BVB ARMY
I do this so much at school that no one even cares anymore. They just let me sleep and wake me at the end of class
I legit just smashed my iPad watching Dan, at least my Ipad had a nice death
watching this eleven years later and its even funnier than i remember
Did Dan just murder Phil
I've literally watched this about ten times now!! Cracks me up every time!!
Okay, years later watching again cause nostalgia. It reminds me of what my dad a long time ago did. He fell asleep on a warm big cable and he got woken up full shift later by a plumber saying: "eclectrishian, wake uup, it's time to go home." In the sweetest way possible.
this might just be the best story i've ever heard in my life so far. oh my god.
*Can you please get murdered on a different road, I'm trying to PHILM!!!" -Dan Howell 2013
Dan always gets rescued by elderly women
I love how he was saved by an elderly woman in both stories 😂
Dan: Can you get murdered on a different road!?
me: I'm trying to filmm!!
I CAN'T HELP MYSELFFFFFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ONLY YOU DAN
In my opinion, if I had seen some teenager under a dest with the chairs pulled up like that I would have assumed that the person was dead.
"I'm trying to PHIILLMM"
I fall asleep under tables at school
Battle Masters cool story m8