The PERFECT Heavy Update

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  • @adeveth
    @adeveth 5 років тому +6153

    The Heavy Update should be named Worth the Weight.

    • @gregorymirabella1423
      @gregorymirabella1423 5 років тому +231

      and it could be the update where they resurrect a bunch of shit weapons. (come back to me BFB and reserve shooter)

    • @ibymalik4139
      @ibymalik4139 5 років тому +65

      No No No the reserve shooter will remain shit forever

    • @thestarlightalchemist7333
      @thestarlightalchemist7333 5 років тому +31

      Reserve shooter isn't shit (at least in x10)

    • @oknoarguement1804
      @oknoarguement1804 5 років тому +8

      It won't be

    • @breadbug6101
      @breadbug6101 5 років тому +23

      GIVE ME BACK MY AMBASSADOR

  • @theblankking1966
    @theblankking1966 5 років тому +922

    Community: "Do not touch the tomislav."
    TF2: "Hey guys let's rework the tomislav."

    • @bowser3017
      @bowser3017 5 років тому +16

      dmg -20%

    • @Genrevideos
      @Genrevideos 5 років тому +21

      And Valve nerfs the Tomislav and the community goes,
      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!?1!$@&!

    • @PartyMain
      @PartyMain 5 років тому +13

      @@bowser3017 when did they do this change? it's -20% firing speed, not damage

    • @PartyMain
      @PartyMain 5 років тому +28

      @S not nessecairly, you got a better accuracy which shouldn't affect tomislav in mid and long range

    • @ConsarnitTokkori
      @ConsarnitTokkori 5 років тому +4

      plot twist they only slightly change its damage falloff to be better at long range than the stock
      which would be nice
      if they also buffed the stock to keep the war going

  • @justsomenumpty
    @justsomenumpty 4 роки тому +1730

    the fact that Big Joey called Sniper's Didgeridoo a "magical bong" is hilarious

    • @Biankra
      @Biankra 4 роки тому +19

      wut it looks like: sniper playing somthing
      wut it feels like:that's dope

    • @andrewsantos4801
      @andrewsantos4801 4 роки тому +9

      Your profile pic gave me a fleeting second of joy for the first time in 3 years.

    • @tylerparsons2564
      @tylerparsons2564 4 роки тому +8

      It’s also wierd bc it looks like he’s playing one himself

    • @Qwertiiy
      @Qwertiiy 4 роки тому +5

      Angry upside down noises

    • @1Subversion1
      @1Subversion1 4 роки тому +4

      Who doesn't?!

  • @hopefulhyena3400
    @hopefulhyena3400 3 роки тому +63

    If heavy and spy ever get musical instrument taunts I think they should also make it a group taunt like the dances where if one person is doing their instrument taunt, everyone can join in together.

    • @rawmaw
      @rawmaw Рік тому +1

      you're in luck

    • @Swag.Hacker
      @Swag.Hacker 13 днів тому

      And when all classes play at once, it sounds like the TF2 theme

  • @CertifiedMayagendist
    @CertifiedMayagendist 5 років тому +682

    When you are about to detonate the stickys but hear 12 heavy drums getting closer

  • @Sonik644
    @Sonik644 5 років тому +9375

    Have the Heavy update come with MVM updates and call it "Heavy Metal"

  • @pumpkin-poweredcreeper1239
    @pumpkin-poweredcreeper1239 5 років тому +1901

    The only thing heavy needs in a heavy update is an australium sandvich.

    • @disc_00
      @disc_00 4 роки тому +33

      Gold is not tasty

    • @Izzybelled
      @Izzybelled 4 роки тому +123

      @@disc_00 australium probably is

    • @nadroji6549
      @nadroji6549 4 роки тому +56

      @@Izzybelled
      NGL, those shiny golden weapons look mighty tasty.

    • @pureanarchy257
      @pureanarchy257 4 роки тому +20

      Uhhh have you heard of the robot sandvich

    • @nadroji6549
      @nadroji6549 4 роки тому +8

      @@pureanarchy257
      That's still not a Sandvich made outta Australian Gold tho, that's a Sandvich made outta scraps from Grey Mann's robot army.

  • @Maliciousmusicman
    @Maliciousmusicman 3 роки тому +83

    Idea: change the panic attack to instantly change to it while revved up, however you literally fling your minigun and have to pick it back up afterwards

    • @sud1881
      @sud1881 Рік тому +1

      Or we could make it so that when switching to the panic attack from rev, the heavy is forced to be fully still for the duration for the unrev

    • @Maliciousmusicman
      @Maliciousmusicman Рік тому +7

      @@sud1881 but I wanna fling my minigun :(

  • @skiddadleskadoodle7907
    @skiddadleskadoodle7907 5 років тому +1841

    #BuffTheBeast
    - -100% movement speed for the user
    -Automatic aimbot
    -Add a secondary attack which makes you fire 4 missiles
    -Be able to be healed by only engineers
    -can be sapped
    _wait a sec_

  • @l.dexter4361
    @l.dexter4361 4 роки тому +160

    As an Aussie, it's astounding to see Joey react to the existence of a didgeridoo.

  • @yaboouo
    @yaboouo 4 роки тому +797

    We need a feature where if all the classes are playing there instrument taunts next to each other, it’s plays the main TF2 theme

    • @mudwallop737
      @mudwallop737 4 роки тому +28

      YES YES YES YES, Y E S

    • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
      @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty 4 роки тому +50

      That would take so much effort to get all instruments to do that (and give everyone an idol instrument animation) but it would be so worth it

    • @yaboouo
      @yaboouo 4 роки тому +9

      DShobz Gaming if shotgun farmers can do it valve can do it

    • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
      @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty 4 роки тому +4

      jj2d Community aid for the win!

    • @2kkl4wz
      @2kkl4wz 4 роки тому +1

      We could have some other classes do the melody, while the current ones are more of a baseline-like thing.

  • @formofchicken4519
    @formofchicken4519 4 роки тому +50

    The “ bong looking thing” that the sniper plays is a didgeridoo.

  • @WrathOfThanatos
    @WrathOfThanatos 5 років тому +665

    The Sniper also has a saxophone, the Scout has bongos, Soldier technically has a trumpet, and Pyro has a guitar.

    • @chaoticjester458
      @chaoticjester458 5 років тому +98

      @Suction cup Man its actually called a banjo

    • @chaoticjester458
      @chaoticjester458 5 років тому +18

      Its actually a banjo

    • @randomness5513
      @randomness5513 5 років тому +3

      Solder has a trombone

    • @TheStickCollector
      @TheStickCollector 5 років тому +16

      @@tf2oshaaa he has both.

    • @tf2oshaaa
      @tf2oshaaa 5 років тому +4

      Yoshibro26 i know he has both i was just clarifying what i thought he meant

  • @helix5729
    @helix5729 5 років тому +1561

    "the perfect heavy update"
    Honestly at this point _anything_ would be nice.

    • @audiowithdrawl5948
      @audiowithdrawl5948 5 років тому +11

      We average around 12k players on the weekends and 7k during the weekday. As much as I love this game, i think it's finally going to burn up soon.

    • @helix5729
      @helix5729 5 років тому +27

      @@audiowithdrawl5948 There are 13k players on at 2 pm on a Thursday and that's only accounting for people in game and not queueing for one.

    • @sheeloesreallycool
      @sheeloesreallycool 4 роки тому +11

      AudioWithdrawl Honestly, that’s been said back in the early days. Tf2 isn’t going anywhere soon.

    • @ManofPeel
      @ManofPeel 4 роки тому +3

      Uh oh, their nerfing the *BRASS BEAST.*

    • @friedwater6519
      @friedwater6519 4 роки тому +8

      _UPDATED LOCALIZATION FILES_

  • @skelly1004
    @skelly1004 5 років тому +176

    Imagine if they added Uncle Dane's "The Ammo Reserv" weapon idea. That in conjunction with the Huo-Long Heater would make it a much more viable weapon and might even bring it into the meta. Make it happen, Valve. I want my Strange Huo-Long Heater to be viable after all these years I've owned it.

    • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
      @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty 4 роки тому

      I assume the Ammo Reserv is basically an ammo pack?

    • @jackspedicy2711
      @jackspedicy2711 4 роки тому

      Its a horroble idea... first off, the jag is a direct upgrade as it thw tomislav, and should be nerfed to be more intresting... engineer = defend and the heavy is a sentry that can move... heavy should soak damage or be a meatshield or heavy dmg output/arena denial...

    • @megaagentj2248
      @megaagentj2248 4 роки тому +10

      Jack Spedicy2 how does that relate to the original comment?

  • @eduardoflores1010
    @eduardoflores1010 2 роки тому +11

    Joey playing the "didgeridoo" while looking like a homeless man high as a godamn airplaine is making me die of laughter

  • @Jack_26
    @Jack_26 5 років тому +469

    Valve: Guys we relased the Heavy Update
    Joey: did you add the things ı suggested in my video ?
    Valve : No we removed Heavy bkz he is too confusing for new players

    • @OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa
      @OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa 5 років тому +41

      > Simplest class
      > Removed for being too confusing

    • @PrDotFly
      @PrDotFly 5 років тому +4

      @@OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa >snowplow gang

    • @ugjibii1155
      @ugjibii1155 5 років тому +7

      lmao remove medic to cause a time loop

    • @vbgvbg1133
      @vbgvbg1133 5 років тому

      Dexxus >Be pyro

    • @creamisnotshin5038
      @creamisnotshin5038 5 років тому +2

      Screaming Eagle lmao this is gold

  • @grits_taste_good415
    @grits_taste_good415 5 років тому +420

    11:01 The Heavy doesn't like to drink, he has said in past comics

    • @CaptainCFalcon
      @CaptainCFalcon 5 років тому +16

      But what if it's Vodka?

    • @grits_taste_good415
      @grits_taste_good415 5 років тому +120

      @@CaptainCFalcon He just doesn't like to have any alcohol in general. He says it gives him a headache

    • @PabloDonkeyBong2009
      @PabloDonkeyBong2009 5 років тому +9

      @@grits_taste_good415 wasnt it soda?.

    • @grits_taste_good415
      @grits_taste_good415 5 років тому +31

      @@PabloDonkeyBong2009 I am mostly certain it is not soda/pop/Coke

    • @leboi1477
      @leboi1477 5 років тому +4

      Or sandvich

  • @bread1048
    @bread1048 5 років тому +627

    If the heavy gets a instrumental taunt I feel like it should be a tiny piano.
    Seeing a giant Russia man playing a tiny piano is pretty funny to me anyways.

    • @acardboardbox3610
      @acardboardbox3610 5 років тому +67

      BABUSHKA JUST KILLED TINY MAN POOT GUN AGAINST TINY HEAD PULLED TRIGGER NOW HE DEAD

    • @GGgentlemen
      @GGgentlemen 5 років тому +10

      Il vento d'oro

    • @TheFlamingDraco
      @TheFlamingDraco 5 років тому +1

      @@GGgentlemen you will capture the control point.

    • @MayaMaya-si3nw
      @MayaMaya-si3nw 5 років тому +2

      Wouldn't that be for pyro?

    • @bread1048
      @bread1048 5 років тому +5

      Nick Tin spy would also fit well with a piano but heavy is just more funny.
      Also winglet has made a taunt for the pyro called flamer’s Fiddle which I also like.

  • @jasonbeasy6007
    @jasonbeasy6007 4 роки тому +70

    Joey: "Some more war themed cosmetics"
    Me: soviet items here i come!!

  • @jasongantz8361
    @jasongantz8361 5 років тому +821

    What if we got an Ice Cream Sandvich, no afterburn and fire resistant

    • @fattytan1377
      @fattytan1377 5 років тому +58

      Only heal 150 health for heavy and 50 for Allies

    • @jasongantz8361
      @jasongantz8361 5 років тому +4

      @@Pogmit Yes, PLEASE

    • @fattytan1377
      @fattytan1377 5 років тому +9

      @@Pogmit welp it's decided then, let's use yours

    • @fancyb.p.6122
      @fancyb.p.6122 5 років тому +3

      I have a really dumb idea. What if the ice cream gave you.
      -150 hp for heavy and 75 hp for teammates.
      -50% less damage from bullet and fire sources
      -Grants an aura of icicles that damages enemies and inflicts bleed for a short while.

    • @JohnsonSteel
      @JohnsonSteel 5 років тому +1

      @CallMeGabe it's not a gun

  • @adamjsher04
    @adamjsher04 5 років тому +387

    Also: throw in the catwalk taunt. HOW IS IT NOT IN THE GAME YET!?

    • @pikagotglock7038
      @pikagotglock7038 5 років тому +18

      Ikr! When i took a look at the workshop i just thought, Imagine a heavy walking at you like that xD

    • @littlepenguinasksaboutclim1286
      @littlepenguinasksaboutclim1286 5 років тому +5

      Huh

    • @AriCasino
      @AriCasino 5 років тому +8

      Greatest All-Class taunt that is worth your money

    • @shanethebrownwolf5575
      @shanethebrownwolf5575 5 років тому +1

      Agreed. How is it not?

    • @justaregularprofile8829
      @justaregularprofile8829 5 років тому +2

      Don't forget about attaching the sleazeball's strut as a taunt style for Scout (or just have it as its' own taunt all-together, whichever happens in the end).

  • @dkstudios4805
    @dkstudios4805 5 років тому +125

    I want heavy to have a piano that’s too small for him

  • @angryshroom7869
    @angryshroom7869 4 роки тому +11

    Joey: “We are for sure getting a heavy update”
    Me:*still sitting here curled up in a ball waiting for it*

    • @Aspect333-w9o
      @Aspect333-w9o 11 місяців тому

      Heavy update out yet? No Heavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? No

    • @Aspect333-w9o
      @Aspect333-w9o 11 місяців тому

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    • @Aspect333-w9o
      @Aspect333-w9o 11 місяців тому

      Heavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? NoHeavy update out yet? No

  • @lorenzorodriguez4599
    @lorenzorodriguez4599 5 років тому +231

    I think that a Molotov is a great idea, but it should be a secondary. And the stats would be as followed: mouse 1 he takes the paper out of the bottle and chugs it for 100 or 150 health, and mouse 2 he lights the Molotov and throws it. If it were added as i suggest it would be the perfect mix of gun box and lunch box items.

    • @acardboardbox3610
      @acardboardbox3610 5 років тому +20

      Isn't the stuff inside a Molotov petrol?

    • @g.m.j.bennett6702
      @g.m.j.bennett6702 5 років тому +60

      @@acardboardbox3610 what doesn't kill you makes you stronger

    • @yashkeshavpatnam1852
      @yashkeshavpatnam1852 5 років тому +8

      Nicronos yeah, but 100 proof grain alcohol can probably give off a big ol fireball if lit

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog 5 років тому +16

      A new secondary where Mouse 1 and Mouse 2 have different effects, one of them being an AoE fire effect?
      * looks at the existing Sandvich *
      * remembers how any players accidentally start munching the Sandvich instead of throwing it to their burning Medic, while the Medic accusingly burns to death in front of them as they watch in horror and shame *
      Yeah, there are going to be some _hilarious_ mishaps.

    • @parkourse2457
      @parkourse2457 5 років тому +1

      @@TF2CrunchyFrog ayy malao
      excellent

  • @spanishnameisjesus
    @spanishnameisjesus 5 років тому +275

    Big drums
    Bongos
    Didgeridoo
    Accordion
    Trombone
    Bagpipes
    The sound of war.

  • @memuskhan9976
    @memuskhan9976 4 роки тому +338

    A lot of classes have weapons with a meter that can be filled by doing damage, what if heavy had one that could make up for his mobility. It would be a mini gun, it would have less ammo and possibly reduced damage and accuracy, but when you fill the meter, you can hit R to activate it. It would give Heavy a speed boost and remove his movement debuff while revved. If you died while the meter was charging it would all be lost, but if it was already full then it would persist between lives, that way the Heavy would have the choice of using the meter to try and get back up to the front lines quicker if there isn't a teleporter, or to try and save it for an offensive push.

    • @suomi5475
      @suomi5475 4 роки тому +38

      Here me out, put this on a shotgun, that way, due to its increased mobility you might be able to buff Fat Scout into a semi-meta alternative due to heavy only really having 1 play style, but having a Shotgun that gives you a little extra health and a speed boost buff (maybe -50% ammo on primary or -50% Damage) and you have a subclass, maybe you could also add a primary that cannot deal damage but adds a 5-10% permanent speed-boost so it could combo with the new shotgun, like how the Persian is better in full demo-knight, obviously needs some changes but I would love it.

    • @dragonslayer2924
      @dragonslayer2924 4 роки тому +9

      @@suomi5475 as a fat scout main, YES

    • @index1379
      @index1379 4 роки тому +5

      You’ll have to get rid of less ammo because With less damage and or accuracy it would not be as rewarding

    • @Woodland_Adventures
      @Woodland_Adventures 3 роки тому +1

      You have made the baby face minigun. That is all you have done.

    • @montypythonandtheholygrail9687
      @montypythonandtheholygrail9687 3 роки тому +1

      It would be named “Anastasia”

  • @TheBabblingBuffoon
    @TheBabblingBuffoon 4 роки тому +21

    The enemy heavy: pulls out steak sandvich
    Me: laughs in sniper

    • @ACE_harvester77
      @ACE_harvester77 4 роки тому

      Laughs in charged

    • @ochoforreals
      @ochoforreals 4 роки тому

      Laughs in I can't play sniper I'm god awful

    • @mateuszodrzywoek8658
      @mateuszodrzywoek8658 4 роки тому

      laughs in i cant even get out of spawn without dying immediately for the love of god please stop

  • @kingjensen8091
    @kingjensen8091 4 роки тому +445

    "We want an update for Mann vs. Machine"
    Ah, so an update to casual

    • @elliotpoco7539
      @elliotpoco7539 3 роки тому +11

      It hurts.

    • @susragejr477
      @susragejr477 3 роки тому +8

      Why are we still here? Just to suffer

    • @Pllid
      @Pllid 3 роки тому +1

      Yea

    • @TheDaxter11
      @TheDaxter11 3 роки тому +4

      I'd love an update to MVM but at the same time with how you have to pay for tickets if you want any of the actual rewards out of it its simultaneously a good mode and a pain in the ass. I know the tickets aren't all that expensive but its still annoying to have to pay an entry fee just to get the cool rewards, even if the games F2P.
      ESPECIALLY if you end up in a game with some tacobot duchebag who tries to get you kicked for the slightest "misstep", won't stop complaining and bitching the whole match, or "allows you" to stay in until the last round where they'll try and get you kicked, so you did the work for them but don't get the possible reward.

    • @iamcalled6715
      @iamcalled6715 2 роки тому

      this aged really bad ngl

  • @600coyotes6
    @600coyotes6 5 років тому +362

    Scout: bongos
    Soldier: trombone
    Pyro: bass guitar
    Demo: bagpipes/piano
    Heavy: *gets drums*
    Engie: banjo/acoustic guitar
    Medic: accordion/violin
    Sniper: didgeridoo/sax
    Spy: probably the FRENCH HORN (I'm not sorry.)
    Well I guess Valve should change the name to Band Fortress 2.

    • @PhoenixStriker1
      @PhoenixStriker1 5 років тому +24

      600 coyotes I wanna see scout with a kazoo

    • @unholymackerel8072
      @unholymackerel8072 5 років тому +13

      Spy should probably get a violin or a piano, honestly! n.n

    • @PolarGabriel
      @PolarGabriel 5 років тому +2

      @@unholymackerel8072 Demo's on piano already

    • @fools7112
      @fools7112 5 років тому +4

      everyvone can play the guitar abviously because of the shred alert

    • @PolarGabriel
      @PolarGabriel 5 років тому +3

      @@fools7112 but it isn't unique to one class, also it's a promo item

  • @lebwoi2730
    @lebwoi2730 5 років тому +280

    What if all the instrument taunts play on the same rhythm so that people can play a song in spawn that would be so cool now I think about it

    • @marcelzed1154
      @marcelzed1154 5 років тому +31

      To make them all able to combine on a single song they may need to change some of the already existing ones into supporting beats, like the role the bass plays in a band. It is important that musical taunts still sound kinda good on their own, so they should be careful with that, maybe adding 2 different sounds: the lone taunter's song and the band song

    • @alpha-tomahawk532
      @alpha-tomahawk532 5 років тому +12

      If all instrument taunts would be played at russian server on a red spawn all at the same time and at 0:00 - the heavy update would be announced

    • @citravon
      @citravon 5 років тому +4

      @@marcelzed1154 The easiest solution would be to create an in-game system for the newer music taunts to always play on a set cue that's programmed into the game so they always play in order in the correct position of how long the song would be running, if that makes sense
      To make it a lil simpler for my own case it would be like having a full-time music sync on the server so the newer taunts work properly to be in sync

    • @citravon
      @citravon 5 років тому +1

      @@marcelzed1154 More or less like auto tuning the taunts to the correct time frames

    • @jayjaygolden5123
      @jayjaygolden5123 5 років тому +6

      Make it a taunt you can join, much like a high five or a conga, and then make it a rythm minigame.

  • @agentdelta569
    @agentdelta569 4 роки тому +7

    as an australian, big joeys lack of didgeridoos makes me laugh, especially when he starts moving his fingers around during the heavy drum showcase, thinking its some kind of flute hahahaha

  • @miguelmialichi6367
    @miguelmialichi6367 5 років тому +204

    The perfect heavy is
    Giving him a subclass that isnt hoovy
    Like gunspy demoknight flare pyros etc

    • @moronichybrid
      @moronichybrid 5 років тому +38

      Yeah, we have one. It's called Fat Scout

    • @miguelmialichi6367
      @miguelmialichi6367 5 років тому +30

      @@moronichybrid one that isnt treated as a meme
      Demoknights are the oppositte of a meme and they wreck your face off
      Flare pyros often manage to kill snipers (well at least i die alot)
      And gunspies literally shift the whole way to play spy from well the spy to a more aggressive sniper on the frontlines
      Like a secondary that isnt a lunchbox item or shotgun like some sort of mobility gear like pyro thruster and demoman shield
      Or even substitute the minigun just like how demoman has the boots that takes his pills like some sort of heavier shotgun that lives up to the other games of the "weapon of mass destruction upclose but a tickling machine from far away"

    • @IronicHavoc
      @IronicHavoc 5 років тому +6

      @@miguelmialichi6367 Most of those subclasses aside from demoknight are debatably not legit.

    • @TheoRO-sl6hh
      @TheoRO-sl6hh 5 років тому

      Miguel Mialichi so fat scout,I got dominated a lot by them they are powerful af

    • @miloswanson6873
      @miloswanson6873 5 років тому

      Chicken boi (chickikiev and scout with chicken next to him)

  • @ShasOSwoll
    @ShasOSwoll 4 роки тому +498

    "Oh man these weapons actually sound really cool"
    *over a year ago*
    Sigh....

    • @bagheadedman7946
      @bagheadedman7946 4 роки тому +9

      I'm just imagining heavy charging at mock five speed in the normal walk animation for the legs, with his right hand ready to bich slap someone like a fat demoknight, just imagine what it will look like if he's strafing

    • @SoupSackHandle
      @SoupSackHandle 4 роки тому +1

      I’m imagining them making the update

    • @pussyslaya4543
      @pussyslaya4543 4 роки тому

      they still haven't???

    • @kaiwilson5628
      @kaiwilson5628 4 роки тому

      *over a year and a half ago*

  • @testoyt
    @testoyt 4 роки тому +163

    I don't even think that hopes for a Heavy Update made sense anymore... JUST LOOK AT HOW LONG WE HAVE WAITED

    • @CrustyTheMoist
      @CrustyTheMoist 4 роки тому +6

      Gacc05 we've waited like this before.

    • @scoutsleftnut13
      @scoutsleftnut13 4 роки тому +12

      We had a recent minor update which is a summer cosmetic drop, there's no harm in having a little bit of hope

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 4 роки тому +8

      scout'sleftnut you forgot the more important thing
      They updated the localization files

    • @blank4844
      @blank4844 4 роки тому +5

      But l4d2 get update after 10years so we have still hope

    • @engineergaming1669
      @engineergaming1669 4 роки тому +8

      All I want is a update to end the aimbotting

  • @novayazemlya7688
    @novayazemlya7688 3 роки тому +20

    I think a good way to buff the huo long heater would to make the ring of fire act as a weak air blast to make the ring of fire actually useful against spies and demoknights.

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug Рік тому

      The spy can still jump over the ring

  • @BigJoeySlaps
    @BigJoeySlaps  5 років тому +683

    Join my discord - One of the biggest, most active tf2 groups around!
    discord.gg/wTFRMgK

    • @catherinevo6060
      @catherinevo6060 5 років тому

      Big Joey Slap-Nuts ok

    • @vivious_
      @vivious_ 5 років тому +4

      no its not

    • @tfdemotalandar9753
      @tfdemotalandar9753 5 років тому

      #buffthebeast only 100 ammo

    • @aganaom1712
      @aganaom1712 5 років тому

      would you be ok with stock minigun getting buffed in conjunction with a tomislav nerf?

    • @LucanVaris
      @LucanVaris 5 років тому +1

      #BUFFTHEBEAST Personal buff/rework design for the Brass Beast: +20% Firing Speed, -20% Accuracy, -20% Rev-up Speed.
      If we replace the Brass Beast's stats with these, it will make the Brass Beast become literally a reverse-Tomislav. It'll finally be a BEAST close-range, buuuuuut... no sniping for hoovy. I mean, it's not like Heavy really needs to be sniping targets across the map anyway. One hidden downside: It will slightly burn through ammo due to that firing speed, so plan accordingly.
      As for your "Rushin' Russian" idea that actually falls in line with part of a shield idea I had for Heavy. Basically, he replaces his primary weapon with this bulky tank-like shield that, on right-click, allows him to do a short charge forward (and possibly shield-bash targets). The shield will also give Heavy resistance to various forms of damage (not stacking with other weapons), much like Demo's shields. Not only will this give Heavy an alternate playstyle, and possibly be an indirect buff to the Buffalo Steak Sandvich, but since it replaces the Heavy's Primary weapon, it also makes Shotgun Heavy more of a viable necessity, thus answering the Shotgun Dilemma.

  • @randomorange562
    @randomorange562 4 роки тому +133

    All of this is great but that Molotov would need to be a secondary (anyway imagine it’s synergy with the hou long heater!)

  • @bodiesargeant9939
    @bodiesargeant9939 4 роки тому +47

    The large drink should be called "The Bolshevik Bottle"

  • @jecksfoxofficial
    @jecksfoxofficial 9 місяців тому +12

    5 years ago..

  • @jmvt3
    @jmvt3 5 років тому +497

    >war themed heavy update
    >not giving the Heavy USSR themed cosmetics

    • @ZeFluffyKnight
      @ZeFluffyKnight 5 років тому +17

      There is like, a millions of those already though lol.

    • @drivanradosivic1357
      @drivanradosivic1357 5 років тому +63

      the Heavy is a counter Revolutionary, so Tsarist and Resistance themed cosmetics would fit more.

    • @dog_catcher3496
      @dog_catcher3496 5 років тому +3

      Я тебя выслушал левак, а теперь иди к стенке

    • @IodizedNaCL
      @IodizedNaCL 5 років тому +17

      It will break his lore since he's against the ussr

    • @IodizedNaCL
      @IodizedNaCL 5 років тому +1

      @Francisco Pizarro González yeah but that's the joke for heavy

  • @the-t-doggames1553
    @the-t-doggames1553 4 роки тому +422

    Huh. Recommended two years later. Nifty. I have watched the “TF2 isn’t dying” video, so I’m still holding out.

    • @shunjojo5593
      @shunjojo5593 4 роки тому +42

      Wait wtf this was made in 2019 its 2020 how tf u in 2021

    • @halftime919
      @halftime919 4 роки тому +4

      1 year*

    • @onetrickgirl
      @onetrickgirl 4 роки тому +2

      Its 1 year old tho so.... how?

    • @PonkingtonHeights
      @PonkingtonHeights 4 роки тому +6

      We’re living in 2020, this guy is living in 2021

    • @sharko3211
      @sharko3211 4 роки тому +4

      how tf 2 years ago I’m 5 months ahead of you and it’s still a year old-

  • @QUCKCPRMN_tf
    @QUCKCPRMN_tf 5 років тому +58

    Heavy dosen't drink tho it gives him headaches, it's in the lore

    • @girf4233
      @girf4233 5 років тому +4

      If heavy would drink, everyone would die

    • @codymurphy7347
      @codymurphy7347 5 років тому +9

      Pretty sure drinking will give most anyone a headache. It's called a "hangover"

    • @thegeneraljohn2895
      @thegeneraljohn2895 5 років тому +6

      Nice work actually doing the homework, mate! Been a long ass time since I found someone who legitimately understood the lore of a game from the comics - outside of MVM or, maybe, the War updates.

    • @meucas1115
      @meucas1115 5 років тому +7

      He doesn't drink *beer* or any fizzy drinks because they give him headaches

    • @experiencemaster1743
      @experiencemaster1743 5 років тому +3

      @@meucas1115 it's nice that they made that a trait of his, people would think the russian would be obsessed with vodka like the demo with his brews, but no, he isn't a meat head that has a fun fetish
      he's a professional, and professionals have standards

  • @Camping_Journey
    @Camping_Journey 4 роки тому +9

    The heavy update should be a community made update called "the Last stand" and its a war themed update, it could even include mvm, and its perfect for heavy.

  • @yocapo32
    @yocapo32 4 роки тому +32

    Honestly, I feel there's two ways they could go at adding a Heavy Shotgun (heh) in-game:
    1. Go the TFC route and add a Double-Barreled Shotgun replacing the primary, a *lot* more damage, slower rate of fire, and I'd say a tighter spread to not completely cripple the Heavy into being a worse Scout, same ammo pool as the shotgun, or...
    2. Add a bandolier of unspecified (Australium, maybe?) high-power shells that buff the secondary shotguns in exchange of not having a Minigun, there's even a shotgun bandolier cosmetic in the Workshop already.

    • @randomfolk9545
      @randomfolk9545 4 роки тому

      I think it should be called heavy weapons heavy shotgun

  • @UeyMazatl
    @UeyMazatl 5 років тому +165

    #BUFFTHEBEAST and yeah I do agree Joey with your ideas of taunts, cosmetics, and weapons

  • @Spunow
    @Spunow 5 років тому +117

    Sniper had a saxophone 🎷 and scout has bongos.
    Edit: and engineer has both a guitar and banjo.

    • @spy8152
      @spy8152 5 років тому +1

      and engineer has a banjo + guitar (played before taunt kill and in meet the engineer)

    • @dimensiondefender6785
      @dimensiondefender6785 5 років тому +4

      Team Musical 2
      Featuring...
      Scout on bongos
      Soldier on trombone
      Demoman on bagpipes
      Heavy on drums
      Engineer on banjo
      Medic on accordion
      and Sniper on saxophone
      with choreography brought to you by Pyro and Spy.

    • @arcstaff
      @arcstaff 5 років тому +2

      @@dimensiondefender6785 heavy on heavy bass

    • @kylelockwood11
      @kylelockwood11 5 років тому +1

      I wonder what instrument pyro would have... That fiddle taunt maybe
      Spy seems more like a violinist to me, what about you guys?

    • @eddyfizio5349
      @eddyfizio5349 5 років тому

      @@kylelockwood11 i think spy could get a flute

  • @loreendonnelly1744
    @loreendonnelly1744 4 роки тому +6

    I can already imagine a row of heavy’s doing that drum taunt out of spawn

  • @ThatSpaceMann
    @ThatSpaceMann 5 років тому +39

    Weapon Idea:
    *Russian Retaliator* (Heavy Secondary)
    (+) 30% More bullets per shot
    (+) 25% Faster reload
    (+) 50% More damage per shot
    (+) 25% More damage when overhealed
    (+) 50% bullet, explosion, and fire damage resistance when below 50% health and weapon is active
    (+) 100% More ammo
    (+) 50% Faster firing speed
    (-) This weapon holsters 75% slower
    (-) This weapon draws 100% slower
    (-) 33% Less rounds per clip
    (-) Large bullet spread (fast damage fall off)
    (-) No random critical hits
    (-) 50% Melee vulnerability
    (-) 30% Slower movement speed when weapon is active
    (-) 15% Slower movement speed when weapon is holstered
    (-) 50% Less ammo from ammopacks and dispensers while active
    (-) 10% Less health from Medics and dispensers while active
    The idea is that this shotgun would be big and heavy, but it’d pack a serious punch, and because it’s so large, it could be used to block damage. Plus, it would reload and shoot very fast to make up for the slow movement speed. And it would be effective when paired with a Medic, which is why I threw in “25% More damage when overhealed.” It’d be super powerful, but weak once somebody got a little far away. Also, I added the “50% Melee vulnerability” because it kind of makes sense that, if somebody were to somehow manage to land a melee hit in before being annihilated by this shotgun, it would deal more damage. Lastly, in order to balance the overheal stat, I added the “10% Less health from Medics and dispensers” stat.
    Now, obviously this weapon is weak at longer ranges, so the user would have to use either the Tomislav, or this weapon that could come with this shotgun in the update:
    Weapon Idea:
    *Bolshevik Beater* (Heavy Primary)
    (+) 50% smaller bullet spread (stronger at long range)
    (+) This weapon has a silent spin sound
    (+) 10% Faster movement speed while spun up
    (+) 25% Faster movement speed while holstered
    (+) 5% Faster movement speed while weapon is active
    (+) 25% Faster draw speed
    (+) 25% Faster holster speed
    (+) 50% Extra ammo
    (-) 30% Damage penalty
    (-) 15% Slower firing speed
    The idea of this minigun is that it’d be very similar to the Tomislav, but it’d be very light and effective at long range, making up for the *Russian Retaliator’s* weakness at long range. However, in order to balance the long range damage, the weapon would a deal much less damage, acting more as a pressure weapon rather than an actual threat. Also, this weapon would have 300 ammo instead of 200 so that the Heavy could keep on shooting for a good while before having to run back to a dispenser or ammopack.
    I really like to discuss weapon concepts if you couldn’t already tell.
    Also, if you think anything could be changed about by idea, feel free to reply with ideas (and names cuz mine are trash lmao).

    • @mothichorror446
      @mothichorror446 4 роки тому +5

      Considering that you're boosting the pellet count as well as damage, if you do the math then a single meat shot literally deletes every class that isn't a Soldier or Heavy. It'd work better as an alternative primary choice, really padding out the Fat Scout playstyle. As a secondary, it's either overshadowed by any of Heavy's primary choices or stupidly powerful.

    • @casuallyuncalm9488
      @casuallyuncalm9488 4 роки тому +1

      @@mothichorror446 this is good, i like this idea

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai 4 роки тому +1

      Too much for a secondary ye, but primary? YES!

    • @blazefactor6849
      @blazefactor6849 4 роки тому +3

      I think you may be going a bit too overboard with the number of stat changes. Remember, these would have to go on a normal TF2 stat card, so at best you're fitting 5-6 changes on at once. Instead of going for massively over-complicated stat spreads, here's a simplified/modified design of the weapons that I think could work well:
      Russian Retaliator (Secondary)
      (+40% more pellets per shot)
      (+25% damage resistance when below 50% hp when active)
      (+20% faster draw speed)
      (-25% holster speed)
      (-15% movement speed when active)
      This particular secondary would enable Heavy to quite literally retaliate, helping him suddenly change a bad situation into a much stronger one. When being pressured heavily by an opponent, the draw speed and increased pellets give Heavy a strong burst option to rival the Panic Attack, while the damage resistance means that when recovering from a bad situation, Heavy is extremely difficult to get rid of. This means that if the enemy commits too hard when expecting to finish off Heavy, they can be put on the back foot by a bunkered-down, very angry Heavy about to blow their heads off.
      Bolshevik Beater (Primary)
      Frankly, I think this infringes too far on the role of the Tomislav, acting as a longer-range minigun with lower close combat abilities but better mobility. Instead, let's mess with things a bit, shall we?
      (No speed reduction on spin-up)
      (+ 40% faster spin-up)
      (30% larger bullet spread)
      This minigun would be as aggressive as the name implies. The increased bullet spread would make playing at range a very bad option, but the lack of spin-up slow and the faster time until you can fire means that being a more flank-happy and independent heavy has never been easier. It gives you far more options to get the drop on someone, coming out of nowhere and chasing the opponent down just as fast. Pair it with the Banana and the GRU and you'll find yourself in the enemy backline before you know it!

    • @jordanrice1323
      @jordanrice1323 4 роки тому

      @@blazefactor6849 OMG THIS IS A GREAT SUGGESTION

  • @ross1908
    @ross1908 5 років тому +65

    Instead of a big drum, he should materialize a full size grand piano and play something like rush b.

    • @beezy5628
      @beezy5628 5 років тому +1

      Maybe a piano cover of Boney M’s Rasputin song?

    • @shadowrocketzero1703
      @shadowrocketzero1703 5 років тому

      Hello cousin

    • @ross1908
      @ross1908 5 років тому

      Yeah these are good. Maybe if they felt like it, make a whole new song with a Russian tf2 feel to it.

  • @Noxillificus
    @Noxillificus 4 роки тому +58

    Heavy is like the only class without a single fire primary so why not give him an artillery cannon and heres some stats btw im probabaly not good at balancing
    advantages:
    1,000% DAMAGE bonus
    bullets are replaced with high explosive shells
    disadvantages:
    reload required
    clip size is 1
    max ammo is reduced to 40
    not an automatic
    shells can be reflected
    50% slower move speed while active

    • @PerditioTempus2591
      @PerditioTempus2591 4 роки тому +5

      That would outdate Lazypurple's Timeless Masterpiece Video. That is a Pet Peeve I have

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 4 роки тому +6

      Give it a 100% movement speed penalty.

    • @EvilRaccoonDM
      @EvilRaccoonDM 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah that 1000% damage thing is too op, make it an 100%movement decrease while revved and have a slower rev speed

    • @Noxillificus
      @Noxillificus 4 роки тому +2

      @@EvilRaccoonDM 1000% isnt really that bad because i was thinking its gonna be 50 damage and besides clip size is 1 meaning reload for like 1 second between shots

    • @EvilRaccoonDM
      @EvilRaccoonDM 4 роки тому

      @@Noxillificus it sounds much more aggressive on paper but I stick by the slower rev

  • @trench5690
    @trench5690 2 роки тому +3

    Its sad this came out 3 years ago and there is still on sight of the update on the horizon

  • @kerbehklobbah5790
    @kerbehklobbah5790 4 роки тому +31

    Maybe if we get the heavy drums taunt, we can have him play "The Art of War", just imagine hearing that playing before a match beings. It would be soooo cool, man I hope this gets into the game.

  • @YokaiDude
    @YokaiDude 5 років тому +62

    It should be called "Iron Mann" for the lols

    • @robertoviado8542
      @robertoviado8542 5 років тому

      No it should be Heavy metal(not mine it's copied from someone else comment)

  • @tuopi27
    @tuopi27 4 роки тому +51

    ideas:
    1) make the big drink a secondary. heavy could, instead of throwing the molotov, drink the alcohol and get back a bit of health. upon hitting the alt-fire, however, he lights it, starting a countdown. opon impact, or when the timer expires, it creates a small explosion, short area of fire, and then a lasting ring that heals teammates inside by a small amount. if exploded in the air, the heal coms down as rain. when healed by the molotov, you drip with magic alcohol that slowly douses fire and makes you wet for a short period of time. the molotov deal self-damage but not self-inflicted afterburn
    2) make the rushing russian use the melee slot and have it do less damage than fists when punching. make the rushing russian able to use all fists reskins. make it so that, when under speed boosts, the rushing russian moves further and faster.
    also add a heavy primary that totally removes your minigun and, in return, gives heavy some crazy passive boosts. e.g. "sahsa's sash"/"sash-a", a sash that heavy wears that says "heavy weapons guy" or something of that accord, possible that you can choose what is written on it. it possibly gives a passive damage boost to your secondary and melee, a health boost, a slight speed boost or possibly two or even all three. not only does this bring fat scout out of the meme bin and into an actual viable playstyle, but when paired with the steak sandvich and/or rushing russian, you get *heavy knight.* (thus why i said to be able to put reskins of fists on rushing russian. imagine running around with the shasha's sash, steak sandvich and conscientious objector)
    thank you for listening to my bullshit that 100% will not be seen by valve

    • @NikoCigoj
      @NikoCigoj Рік тому

      3 years late, but you are welcome nonetheless

  • @majomi2062
    @majomi2062 2 роки тому +6

    i heard heavy updare is coming tomorow

  • @MrHam-od4dd
    @MrHam-od4dd 4 роки тому +20

    Heavy doesn't need an instrument, he's the singer.
    DADADADOODOODOO SING WITH ME

  • @obiwankenobi5916
    @obiwankenobi5916 5 років тому +63

    Big joey: we are for sure getting a heavy update
    Valve: *cancels support for tf2*
    Big joey: am i a joke to you ?

    • @TheDaibu
      @TheDaibu 4 роки тому +6

      this aged like milk

    • @mapleflag6518
      @mapleflag6518 4 роки тому +4

      Valve never cancelled support for tf2

    • @obiwankenobi5916
      @obiwankenobi5916 4 роки тому +1

      Canada Eh? That was a joke

    • @mapleflag6518
      @mapleflag6518 4 роки тому

      Obi wan Kenobi ok you can woosh me now

    • @TheDaibu
      @TheDaibu 4 роки тому +4

      @@mapleflag6518 I think he'd rather not. Forcefully finding Reddit users is lame and not equally as fun.

  • @MrPort
    @MrPort 4 роки тому +64

    I would also like the "The Russian Street Fighter": Zangeif's mohawk.

    • @merchantziro4285
      @merchantziro4285 4 роки тому +5

      Imagine a taunt kill where Heavy rushes forward and if he's able to grab an enemy, he'll do Zangief's Spinning Piledriver you into next week. I'm thinking the Cyclone Grab. A nod to Zangief's nickname, Red Cyclone.
      It would need to have the obligatory charge up time (let's say it's half as long as Scout's Home run tauntkill), but would be dramatic and flashy. And to top it off, Heavy could possibly control where he lands, basically allowing him to jump to a higher location if it connects.
      It would be a bit longer than most Tauntkill's overall, and you would be left completely vulnerable for a few seconds if it misses (and yes obviously you'll still take damage during the duration of the taunt). But it would be funny and I could see some funny moments and could be a very rewarding method of getting to a higher location. Also just imagine seeing a bunch of Heavy's just rushing forwards with no sense of self preservation.
      Also funny idea to add on, when landing, Heavy and his victim could crush enemies if Heavy can land on them.
      Also possible idea to add on, maybe if it doesn't have to kill enemies, perhaps this could grab Allies as well. Obviously it wouldn't do damage to them, because let's be honest trolls would team kill their teammates and piss everyone off, but it could be useful for when you and your Medic girlfriend are corned and you need an escape method. And while yes Trolls could still jump into pits and the environment, it could be interesting.
      Alternatively it could be like the High Five taunt or Rock Paper Scissors taunt where you could offer to hug someone and you just jump into the air and piledrive them, like the idea above it deals no damage for both enemy and teammates alike and you have full control over it.
      These are two ideas (three technically) are probably my best bets for a nice interesting taunt related to this idea.

  • @grayguy69
    @grayguy69 11 місяців тому +5

    We where so stupid thinking heavy update will come

  • @hitokori4108
    @hitokori4108 4 роки тому +49

    5:46 Not gonna lie I've seen to many heavy's get the gun for the first time use it for 10 minutes and then call it garbage.
    11:56 I actually want in the game it sounds amazing.

  • @Don_Glover
    @Don_Glover 5 років тому +77

    Actually for the drum taunt it shoulf be lower pitched and louder. Its too blank as it is but the end is epic

    • @wisteria45
      @wisteria45 5 років тому

      Like the big drum in The Art Of War, right?

  • @Mr._Maniac
    @Mr._Maniac 5 років тому +110

    The "P E R F E C T" Heavy update is on the final day a secret link will be there that leads to his reveal trailer, for smash.
    #HeavyForSmash

    • @TheFestiveHoovy
      @TheFestiveHoovy 5 років тому +4

      yes please

    • @ImTyMac
      @ImTyMac 5 років тому +5

      “Heavy!
      Fires his way in!!- in a 200$ custom cartridge”

    • @jacket5596
      @jacket5596 5 років тому +3

      God bless you magnificent basterd

    • @joeswoo5393
      @joeswoo5393 5 років тому

      Hell yeah

    • @TheRallycore
      @TheRallycore 5 років тому

      I'd honestly prefer Pyro for Smash, but heavy would be nice.

  • @YellowScar2014
    @YellowScar2014 4 роки тому +5

    9:01 Welp, you're officially my favourite youtuber now.

  • @Blank-zn2zk
    @Blank-zn2zk 5 років тому +41

    I believe the "Steak Sandvich" should only heal 100+ hp. It would kinda remind me of the Dalokohs Bar, giving a temporary effect and healing 100+ hp.

    • @Somersalsa
      @Somersalsa 5 років тому +2

      Or maybe heal per hit.
      Kinda like lifesteal. That would keep you going, but if the enemy is faster than you/you miss the hits, you're screwed

  • @lynneross2115
    @lynneross2115 5 років тому +95

    HEAVY METAL UPDATE, I PRAY IT COMES.

    • @1bum
      @1bum 5 років тому +1

      Sturtr Renaissance dont steal

    • @GrimZYT
      @GrimZYT 5 років тому

      Don't steal
      No no

    • @lynneross2115
      @lynneross2115 5 років тому

      I actually suggested this name in the ask Joey channel on his discord.

    • @lynneross2115
      @lynneross2115 5 років тому

      StickyPudding _ I made this post before though

    • @lynneross2115
      @lynneross2115 5 років тому

      ZekoMeta TF2 same for too

  • @becomeanother
    @becomeanother 5 років тому +88

    Personally, I think the Drum taunt should get smoother animation putting on and taking off the drum.

    • @Archieboiiii
      @Archieboiiii 4 роки тому +4

      Do it yourself then

    • @2kkl4wz
      @2kkl4wz 4 роки тому +3

      @@Archieboiiii i agree with this person. You want it better, do it yourself.

    • @anhkietduongdo
      @anhkietduongdo 4 роки тому

      @@2kkl4wz Why not update TF2 yourself then? Don't pretend the game doesn't need one

    • @CrustyTheMoist
      @CrustyTheMoist 4 роки тому

      I also feel that the drum should sound deeper and have more of a boom to it. It's a big base drum, but it sounds like a toy.

    • @comrademuds1951
      @comrademuds1951 4 роки тому

      @@Archieboiiii that's a dumb argument. I'm sure as hell no animator, but I know when an animation is stiff and doesn't match up with animations currently in the game. If it continues to look as sloppy as it does, it shouldn't be in the game.

  • @thegoldenmask4765
    @thegoldenmask4765 3 роки тому +2

    Big Joey: "Chaser Heavy"
    Me: "Fat Scout MKII

  • @sidmeierspirates6963
    @sidmeierspirates6963 5 років тому +26

    Im so offended, us yeti heavies are thrown out of society by chicken Kiev heavies. Make yeti great again
    lol

    • @Peter_Turbo4
      @Peter_Turbo4 5 років тому +1

      You *FILTHY PRIMATES* bring nothing but annoyance to our peaceful roosts
      #MonkeyBegone

    • @sidmeierspirates6963
      @sidmeierspirates6963 5 років тому

      @@Peter_Turbo4 You slaughter our people because we are new and eat bannanas you feathery freaks

    • @sidmeierspirates6963
      @sidmeierspirates6963 5 років тому

      #DestroyTheKiev

  • @hurricane_slash
    @hurricane_slash 5 років тому +20

    Imagine running out of minigun ammo, throwing your cocktail, and charging into someone

  • @viini3370
    @viini3370 5 років тому +129

    #BUFFTHEBEAST Half the ammo count but remove the speed debuff.

    • @SnancyNegative
      @SnancyNegative 5 років тому +7

      See I can get behind this change. Halving its ammo would make it so it can't be spammed as easily, and it means heavy would still have some motion around the battlefield.

    • @roufailsgames7239
      @roufailsgames7239 5 років тому +2

      Maybe making the resistances always active but lower. Say, 15% damage resistance.the current stats basically make it no different to snipers. Fully charged headshot will still Kill over-healed brass beast cause the heavy isn’t below half Health. (At least I’m pretty sure of this)

    • @junkyporpoise4254
      @junkyporpoise4254 5 років тому

      Viini
      #BUFFTHEBEAST
      Half the ammo
      -15-20% resistance while rev/firing
      30% slower rev speed
      -35% movement speed
      +15% damage bonus
      This allows Heavy to fulfill the tank role that the Brass Beast implies, the heavy has fewer bullets so it can't be spammed but also making heavy more resistant to snipers when slowed

    • @morrighanlefaye559
      @morrighanlefaye559 5 років тому +1

      @@roufailsgames7239 Make the resistances scale with how low your health is, that way a full overhealed heavy can still easily be 1shot.

    • @roufailsgames7239
      @roufailsgames7239 5 років тому

      Stardust Samurai why do you think it should scale with health.

  • @UndeadEmilia
    @UndeadEmilia 2 роки тому +1

    Big Joey: WE ARE getting a Heavy Update
    me in 2022: huh, that didnt aged quite well xD

  • @gremlinton9815
    @gremlinton9815 5 років тому +72

    imo steak should have an "slowly increases max health during the effect" to outheal(?) the eviction notice healthdrain and bring back jojo heavy, but also making it more useful with other melees

    • @vrilginitymaxxer
      @vrilginitymaxxer 5 років тому

      THIS

    • @elisttm
      @elisttm 5 років тому

      imagine pairing it with the gru to rush

    • @financialproblems9308
      @financialproblems9308 5 років тому

      ooo

    • @gremlinton9815
      @gremlinton9815 5 років тому

      @@elisttm it shouldn't be enough to outheal gru so it's not op, it should outheal evic notice just perfect

    • @gremlinton9815
      @gremlinton9815 5 років тому

      @@jellomaster5629 not really, it would drain your health half the original speed. gru has 30% speed bonus so it would still be useful

  • @RotaAbyssian
    @RotaAbyssian 4 роки тому +28

    I'd kinda want Heavy to get a single shot option, or energy weapon of some kind. Maybe a giant Cannon of some sort.

  • @Thunderdude135
    @Thunderdude135 5 років тому +302

    11:28 the TF2 Musical Update. PLEASE!! Friendly servers are gettin boring and it needs some beats into it. heh

    • @AmigoPHD
      @AmigoPHD 5 років тому +12

      Engie and scout also have instruments, meaning the lack of one for heavy is even more unacceptable

    • @diamondnife
      @diamondnife 5 років тому +5

      @@AmigoPHD And spy should have something too

    • @lucazeroblueversion9346
      @lucazeroblueversion9346 5 років тому

      @@AmigoPHD spy pyro also need music i think for pyro that thing he has on his back in meet the pyro and for spy a harmonica

    • @BearOfTheDead
      @BearOfTheDead 5 років тому +2

      Spy needs a drum kit. Call it "The Knifemaster" in memory of the Rev (and of course, because Spy has a knife).

    • @lucazeroblueversion9346
      @lucazeroblueversion9346 5 років тому

      @@BearOfTheDead in the comic he was in jail and it looked like not his first time so i think harmonica also scout is the drum boy

  • @dogenado24
    @dogenado24 3 роки тому +1

    And now we’re over here getting snakes, oh how I miss these hopeful ideas.

  • @lol-ly1hz
    @lol-ly1hz 5 років тому +60

    It would be cool if they made the new heavy update did expand on mvm but was also music themed, they could call it "heavy metal update" and each class would get at least 1 cosmetic referencing a famous rock singer or band that would be related to their origins and heavy would get his own instrument taunt along with the rest of the classes that don't already have an instrument taunt.

    • @ari-mariberry
      @ari-mariberry 5 років тому +2

      they should add ambient music too, even if they get cloaked by the loud gunshots and explosions

  • @faust1663
    @faust1663 5 років тому +41

    The Russin' Russian is Charger from L4D2 in TF2 lmao

  • @xx_ander1485
    @xx_ander1485 5 років тому +32

    11:35 didgeridoo (probably butchered the name) that's what the instrument Sniper plays

  • @someguynameda_webbo6286
    @someguynameda_webbo6286 4 роки тому +1

    We are already having the second war between man vs machines in our servers.

  • @The_gaming_gazimon
    @The_gaming_gazimon 5 років тому +70

    #buffthebeast slightly lower base fire rate, increases over time spent spun up.

    • @2kkl4wz
      @2kkl4wz 4 роки тому +2

      Hmmm. Like a manual gatling gun.
      20% damage bonus,
      20% resistance while spun up,
      Fire rate increases to 150% of the base minigun over two seconds,
      Base fire rate is 50%
      30% slower rev speed
      Immobile while revved.
      Maybe the fire rate increases even without firing, but still needs to be revved.

    • @Auden.
      @Auden. 4 роки тому +1

      someindistinct person good idea

  • @faust1663
    @faust1663 5 років тому +79

    The Second Bananna is better than Dragon's Fury, Gas Passer and Hot Hand.
    I think Valve wanted the heavy to have the update first

    • @marcoeusse4769
      @marcoeusse4769 5 років тому +9

      But what the fuck, who prefeers pyro over heavy?

    • @claytons4690
      @claytons4690 5 років тому +7

      @@marcoeusse4769 it was because UA-camrs preached to vote pyro because flame particles were broken

    • @PrDotFly
      @PrDotFly 5 років тому +2

      @@claytons4690 *UA-camr. Dag gummit Dane.

    • @frostag4821
      @frostag4821 5 років тому +6

      Fucking uncle dane always ruin with Valve plans. He is the one making people bitch about random crits and autobalance. Don't get me wrong, I love this guy, but he always fuck up.

    • @Mafiadinosaur
      @Mafiadinosaur 5 років тому +2

      Dragons furry

  • @xelnagaprime_1071
    @xelnagaprime_1071 5 років тому +88

    I feel like this would be a fun combo
    Huo Long Heater
    Rushin Russian
    Boxing gloves of running urgently

    • @PinkcaféProductions
      @PinkcaféProductions 5 років тому +15

      The Charging Chzekezlovakian loadout

    • @foxydash9992
      @foxydash9992 4 роки тому +7

      Bowen Miller lubricated Lithuanian

    • @KC_Garcia
      @KC_Garcia 4 роки тому

      The Charging Czechoslovakian Loadout

    • @peplord7072
      @peplord7072 4 роки тому +1

      Sounds like a load out for zombie escape

  • @Cultist_Mono
    @Cultist_Mono 3 роки тому +8

    This was the time Joey did not know of the bio breaker

  • @boy-tb9sr
    @boy-tb9sr 4 роки тому +67

    I came up with my own heavy weapon concept, "the icecream sandvich" I think the icecream sandvich would upon being consumed would grant you over heal and when thrown to your team mates it would grant then a small amount of over heal, and it has a recharge rate of 16 seconds being faster than the second banana and all the other sandviches, the down sides to the icecream sandvich would be that once the over heal is gone you'd be back to the health you originally ate it at and while your over healed you'd been a bit slower than usual, anyway this is my heavy weapons concept and I thought I'd share my idea

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 4 роки тому +3

      StOlEn
      I’m joking

    • @boy-tb9sr
      @boy-tb9sr 4 роки тому

      It's fine if you make it just put my name in the bottom left of it "Toby guy"

    • @boy-tb9sr
      @boy-tb9sr 4 роки тому

      Or the brand name "Toby"

    • @lucagaibazzi2157
      @lucagaibazzi2157 4 роки тому

      Bruh it's just a shittier dalakovs bar. Although the slowing effect is a cool idea

    • @boy-tb9sr
      @boy-tb9sr 4 роки тому +4

      @@lucagaibazzi2157 can you write me better stats, cause I just wanted a icecream sandwich

  • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
    @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 5 років тому +200

    Just remove heavys legs it be perfect.

    • @nathanaelnoon
      @nathanaelnoon 5 років тому +22

      Russian Pewdiepie

    • @hmmyou2544
      @hmmyou2544 5 років тому +10

      Why does heavy even have legs?

    • @ichintendo
      @ichintendo 5 років тому +1

      *DEFENSE* class

    • @agihammerthief8953
      @agihammerthief8953 5 років тому

      Give him Brass Beast x10.

    • @RoyaLotad
      @RoyaLotad 5 років тому +3

      Yoh tot. Yoh tot. YOHTOTYOHTOTYOHTOTYOHTOT yoh tot. yoh tot.

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 5 років тому +17

    With the Brass Beast, I think all they need to do is to reduce the slower spin up time and movement speed while spun up to make it more viable and if they want to, they could give it the stat of immunity to all knockback and debuff effects to keep the title of the Defensive Minigun. #BUFFTHEBEAST
    Also on the topic of balancing Heavy, I think the best change for him would be to give him his own Lunchbox Slot so you can have a Shotgun and a Sandvich at the same time so you can still heal yourself while being able to defend your quickly with the Shotgun.

    • @producedbyfreaaky1950
      @producedbyfreaaky1950 5 років тому

      StickMaster500 second STICKMASTER COMMENT HEELL YEAAAA
      also I agree

    • @nikosomethin
      @nikosomethin 5 років тому

      That would be so cool!

    • @kolosrece4198
      @kolosrece4198 5 років тому +2

      Yess, a 4th slot for the lunchboxes
      That's something I have been telling people for years
      They would definitely have to rebalance his inventory to do that but it would be such an improvement; it would mean they could finally do something with shotguns
      or make a new secondary weapon like the molotov in the vid

    • @toxic_shr00m
      @toxic_shr00m 5 років тому

      Dammit dammit dammit dammit!

    • @blightyfrogs
      @blightyfrogs 5 років тому

      #raw roast beast is a -feast- buff like none in the least

  • @JohnWhitneyTheFourth
    @JohnWhitneyTheFourth 2 роки тому +3

    Dude, watching this and it's three years old. Ouch

  • @nuzhmizafidi2037
    @nuzhmizafidi2037 4 роки тому +38

    I like Valve to change every heavy melee (fist only) stat:
    after you punch with M1 , 10+ fire rate when you follow up the second punch with M2.

    • @chinphuisanpeter8066
      @chinphuisanpeter8066 4 роки тому +2

      Phew I wasn’t the only person that knew that m2 is the right hands punch

  • @ghanemthani315
    @ghanemthani315 5 років тому +45

    Team Fortress 2 is the only game in this planet that does this voting system i actually love TF2
    Team Fortress 2 Has a special place in my heart

  • @evieinfinite
    @evieinfinite 5 років тому +49

    'Shoulder Bash' and 'Molotov' would definitely be really cool. 👍

    • @breadbug6101
      @breadbug6101 5 років тому +9

      So basically, it's a fat demoknight and a fat pyro.
      I'm in.

    • @icepl831
      @icepl831 5 років тому +1

      boi, rushi'n russian

    • @atomicJackpot
      @atomicJackpot 5 років тому +3

      I have an idea. I’m on board with the shoulder bash, but the cocktail is kinda eh for me. Consider this, instead of countering the vaccinator by giving another mode of damage, we buff his melee/contact mode of damage. My idea is implement the shoulder bash, but only in a select weapon of multiple weapons in his secondary. Demo gets a demoknight subclass, I say we add a subclass for heavy called the tank heavy. 3 shield type weapons, and one of the weapons (similar to the tide turner) is weaker than the others, but provides a special aspect that gives a new way to play the subclass, that’s where I propose a shield that isn’t as strong or damage resistant as its other 2 brothers, but provides a shield bash ability, and everything described in the ‘rushin Russian’ could be applied here. It’s a wood shield that is strapped to his arm unlike being held in-front of him, and when he bashes someone, it breaks on contact, hence why it needs to be recharged. If it doesn’t hit someone, it would recharge at 2x the speed it normally does if it does hit someone. I do have more ideas for the other 2 shields, but this is getting way too long.

  • @archidonwarrior
    @archidonwarrior Рік тому +1

    cheers to 4 years of this video still being relevant because the heavy update still hasn't happened.

  • @hizakikentai
    @hizakikentai 5 років тому +53

    Joey: “Give heavy a Molotov”
    Me: “that’s pyro”
    Joey: “let heavy charge”
    Me: “that’s demoknight...
    also screw demoknight”

  • @fredrickbuttski2343
    @fredrickbuttski2343 5 років тому +59

    TF2 Community: HEAVY UPDATE!
    Valve: I don't know, Seems kinda gay.

  • @Dalek-br6nu
    @Dalek-br6nu 5 років тому +22

    Just give him the fence, shield, thing that he had in that one comic, make it to where pills don't explode on impact, but bounce off as if it was a wall, takes less damage from rocket explosions, but it doesn't do much against bullets (only minor resistance), but the downsides are that he walks slower with it deployed, and it has a slow weapon switch time.
    Probably take up the secondary slot

    • @semi-useful5178
      @semi-useful5178 5 років тому +1

      Make it a primary weapon, makes heavy faster because reasons. As for what it does, it's a wall. Big enough to protect Doktor, crouch and look up a bit and anyone can use it as a ramp, block bullets and stop rockets. It should simply be a portable wall that allows heavy to move faster when not in use, but when engaged slows him right back down to revved speed.

    • @semi-useful5178
      @semi-useful5178 5 років тому

      @@akako1999
      Fat scout.

  • @jzup1_424
    @jzup1_424 Рік тому +3

    I hope this is what the summer update will be fingers crossed

  • @Lina-jh2qg
    @Lina-jh2qg 5 років тому +184

    Joey: *uses a fortnite weapon image *
    TF2 players: *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

  • @Thure.
    @Thure. 5 років тому +12

    “The Iron Wall”
    Blyat, that’s a perfect name

    • @TheDaibu
      @TheDaibu 4 роки тому

      The Iron Curtain sounds nicer, but it's already being used, so...

  • @Ham_ncheese
    @Ham_ncheese 5 років тому +56

    With karma charger gone you'll be perfect to continue his job.

    • @erieriderschillingcorner1595
      @erieriderschillingcorner1595 5 років тому +1

      Y tf would that crybaby make his videos private tho, i was gonna rewatch em just like i do with TheBatesee

    • @antarticstorm7991
      @antarticstorm7991 5 років тому

      @@erieriderschillingcorner1595 becuase he wanted to trow away that reminds him of his oldself

    • @antarticstorm7991
      @antarticstorm7991 5 років тому

      No one can re0lace karma charger

    • @Ham_ncheese
      @Ham_ncheese 5 років тому

      @MISH4P I get what you mean, nothing can replace him but at least his job can be continued.

    • @pragyanagnihotri3893
      @pragyanagnihotri3893 5 років тому

      he has come back u idiot