The PERFECT Heavy Update
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- Опубліковано 29 бер 2019
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Animated SFM creator - Muzique
"Chaser Heavy" - Harenko
Thumbnail Artist - Alta
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Music:
Beetlejuice Remix
The Great Cave Offensive - Title Screen- Kirby Super Star
TF2 Extended - Scrapped Upgrade Station Music
A Hat in Time - The Fire Spirits (OST)
Hidden Mountain Forest - Super Smash Bros. Extended
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The Heavy Update should be named Worth the Weight.
and it could be the update where they resurrect a bunch of shit weapons. (come back to me BFB and reserve shooter)
No No No the reserve shooter will remain shit forever
Reserve shooter isn't shit (at least in x10)
It won't be
GIVE ME BACK MY AMBASSADOR
#BuffTheBeast
- -100% movement speed for the user
-Automatic aimbot
-Add a secondary attack which makes you fire 4 missiles
-Be able to be healed by only engineers
-can be sapped
_wait a sec_
Lol seems legit
Lol seems legit
I'm late to the party, but you forgot "immune to critical hits"
-No random critical hits
This lol
If heavy and spy ever get musical instrument taunts I think they should also make it a group taunt like the dances where if one person is doing their instrument taunt, everyone can join in together.
you're in luck
ideas:
1) make the big drink a secondary. heavy could, instead of throwing the molotov, drink the alcohol and get back a bit of health. upon hitting the alt-fire, however, he lights it, starting a countdown. opon impact, or when the timer expires, it creates a small explosion, short area of fire, and then a lasting ring that heals teammates inside by a small amount. if exploded in the air, the heal coms down as rain. when healed by the molotov, you drip with magic alcohol that slowly douses fire and makes you wet for a short period of time. the molotov deal self-damage but not self-inflicted afterburn
2) make the rushing russian use the melee slot and have it do less damage than fists when punching. make the rushing russian able to use all fists reskins. make it so that, when under speed boosts, the rushing russian moves further and faster.
also add a heavy primary that totally removes your minigun and, in return, gives heavy some crazy passive boosts. e.g. "sahsa's sash"/"sash-a", a sash that heavy wears that says "heavy weapons guy" or something of that accord, possible that you can choose what is written on it. it possibly gives a passive damage boost to your secondary and melee, a health boost, a slight speed boost or possibly two or even all three. not only does this bring fat scout out of the meme bin and into an actual viable playstyle, but when paired with the steak sandvich and/or rushing russian, you get *heavy knight.* (thus why i said to be able to put reskins of fists on rushing russian. imagine running around with the shasha's sash, steak sandvich and conscientious objector)
thank you for listening to my bullshit that 100% will not be seen by valve
3 years late, but you are welcome nonetheless
Have the Heavy update come with MVM updates and call it "Heavy Metal"
nice one
That is Genius my friend
I was gonna say use the Frontline stuff with the Heavy update and call it the "Heavy Artillery" Update, but that's a cool and good idea too.
You should join Valve
Nice
the fact that Big Joey called Sniper's Didgeridoo a "magical bong" is hilarious
wut it looks like: sniper playing somthing
wut it feels like:that's dope
Your profile pic gave me a fleeting second of joy for the first time in 3 years.
It’s also wierd bc it looks like he’s playing one himself
Angry upside down noises
Who doesn't?!
Idea: change the panic attack to instantly change to it while revved up, however you literally fling your minigun and have to pick it back up afterwards
Or we could make it so that when switching to the panic attack from rev, the heavy is forced to be fully still for the duration for the unrev
@@sud1881 but I wanna fling my minigun :(
Joey: “We are for sure getting a heavy update”
Me:*still sitting here curled up in a ball waiting for it*
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Community: "Do not touch the tomislav."
TF2: "Hey guys let's rework the tomislav."
dmg -20%
And Valve nerfs the Tomislav and the community goes,
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!?1!$@&!
@@bowser3017 when did they do this change? it's -20% firing speed, not damage
@S not nessecairly, you got a better accuracy which shouldn't affect tomislav in mid and long range
plot twist they only slightly change its damage falloff to be better at long range than the stock
which would be nice
if they also buffed the stock to keep the war going
When you are about to detonate the stickys but hear 12 heavy drums getting closer
The end is nigh
Run
The prosession
@the sewer pig I've seen you in TF2 I think...
@the sewer pig U G L Y
Joey playing the "didgeridoo" while looking like a homeless man high as a godamn airplaine is making me die of laughter
The “ bong looking thing” that the sniper plays is a didgeridoo.
The only thing heavy needs in a heavy update is an australium sandvich.
Gold is not tasty
@@disc_00 australium probably is
@@felix4005
NGL, those shiny golden weapons look mighty tasty.
Uhhh have you heard of the robot sandvich
@@pureanarchy257
That's still not a Sandvich made outta Australian Gold tho, that's a Sandvich made outta scraps from Grey Mann's robot army.
"the perfect heavy update"
Honestly at this point _anything_ would be nice.
We average around 12k players on the weekends and 7k during the weekday. As much as I love this game, i think it's finally going to burn up soon.
@@audiowithdrawl5948 There are 13k players on at 2 pm on a Thursday and that's only accounting for people in game and not queueing for one.
AudioWithdrawl Honestly, that’s been said back in the early days. Tf2 isn’t going anywhere soon.
Uh oh, their nerfing the *BRASS BEAST.*
_UPDATED LOCALIZATION FILES_
Joey: "Some more war themed cosmetics"
Me: soviet items here i come!!
where is my ussr battle cap
shut up redditor
Fuck these type of items
@@chudcel88shut, or I’ll shut you down.
The heavy update should be a community made update called "the Last stand" and its a war themed update, it could even include mvm, and its perfect for heavy.
11:01 The Heavy doesn't like to drink, he has said in past comics
But what if it's Vodka?
@@CaptainCFalcon He just doesn't like to have any alcohol in general. He says it gives him a headache
@@grits_taste_good415 wasnt it soda?.
@@PabloDonkeyBong2009 I am mostly certain it is not soda/pop/Coke
He still gets drunk, he's drunk in his voice lines for the tooth fairy costume
We need a feature where if all the classes are playing there instrument taunts next to each other, it’s plays the main TF2 theme
YES YES YES YES, Y E S
That would take so much effort to get all instruments to do that (and give everyone an idol instrument animation) but it would be so worth it
DShobz Gaming if shotgun farmers can do it valve can do it
jj2d Community aid for the win!
We could have some other classes do the melody, while the current ones are more of a baseline-like thing.
The enemy heavy: pulls out steak sandvich
Me: laughs in sniper
Laughs in charged
Laughs in I can't play sniper I'm god awful
laughs in i cant even get out of spawn without dying immediately for the love of god please stop
Its sad this came out 3 years ago and there is still on sight of the update on the horizon
The Sniper also has a saxophone, the Scout has bongos, Soldier technically has a trumpet, and Pyro has a guitar.
And engi has a guitar
@@doc1683 its actually called a banjo
Its actually a banjo
Solder has a trombone
@@tf2oshaaa he has both.
As an Aussie, it's astounding to see Joey react to the existence of a didgeridoo.
"Magical Bong"
australium aussie
I can already imagine a row of heavy’s doing that drum taunt out of spawn
9:01 Welp, you're officially my favourite youtuber now.
Valve: Guys we relased the Heavy Update
Joey: did you add the things ı suggested in my video ?
Valve : No we removed Heavy bkz he is too confusing for new players
> Simplest class
> Removed for being too confusing
@@OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa >snowplow gang
lmao remove medic to cause a time loop
Dexxus >Be pyro
Screaming Eagle lmao this is gold
If the heavy gets a instrumental taunt I feel like it should be a tiny piano.
Seeing a giant Russia man playing a tiny piano is pretty funny to me anyways.
BABUSHKA JUST KILLED TINY MAN POOT GUN AGAINST TINY HEAD PULLED TRIGGER NOW HE DEAD
Il vento d'oro
@@GGgentlemen you will capture the control point.
Wouldn't that be for pyro?
Nick Tin spy would also fit well with a piano but heavy is just more funny.
Also winglet has made a taunt for the pyro called flamer’s Fiddle which I also like.
Something I dont see enough people talking about: the MOST important thing a Heavy update needs to provide, in my opinion, is a new mobility mechanic for Heavy that completely shakes up the meta and how the class is played. Pyro's jetpack being a perfect example. Heavy's number 1 problem is lack of mobility, so something that gives him a more fluid alternative play style at the cost of a secondary would be ideal. Perhaps something that works similar to the Eureka Effect that allows Heavies to jump to spawn/tele exits, for example.
So, I'm seeing a lot of ideas for secondaries in this comments section, so why not we look at a meelee like this? I give you...
*The Soviet Shortcut*
Description: A pair of metal (silvery gray, unlike the metal fists) gauntlets with a slightly clawed look to the fingers. Several flashing dials can be seen on the back of both hands.
Stats:
When equipped: +10% movement speed
When in use: use alt fire to show a circle on the ground where your cursor is pointing. Not on walls, only the ground. Release right click after 2 seconds to play a brief animation, teleporting the player.
-20% weapon switch speed
After alt fire is used, 5 second cooldown.
If they add a new mobility mechanic, like the jetpack, it would have to replace his primary. Heavy with mobility AND his minigun would be absolutely broken.
@@racereyes5620 not sure I agree: if it was a "burst mobility" secondary, to use the example of the jetpack, heavy would no longer take a century to move from spawn to where the action is, but would still be disincentivised from over-extending due to the lack of a lunchbox item. Without a primary, heavy is just a meme class and not tactically useful.
@Richard Head If you have ever played in a competitive setting. All of beach’s mobility items are banned because moving heavy around the map that quickly is stupidly broken. It’s very difficult to deal with and most importantly, not very fun for the opposing team.
@@racereyes5620 I dont play comp, and I dont think it should be a deciding factor in how the class works as a whole, given how many issues there are with the mode itself, but I understand what you're saying.
as an australian, big joeys lack of didgeridoos makes me laugh, especially when he starts moving his fingers around during the heavy drum showcase, thinking its some kind of flute hahahaha
What if we got an Ice Cream Sandvich, no afterburn and fire resistant
Only heal 150 health for heavy and 50 for Allies
@@Pogmit Yes, PLEASE
@@Pogmit welp it's decided then, let's use yours
I have a really dumb idea. What if the ice cream gave you.
-150 hp for heavy and 75 hp for teammates.
-50% less damage from bullet and fire sources
-Grants an aura of icicles that damages enemies and inflicts bleed for a short while.
@CallMeGabe it's not a gun
Imagine if they added Uncle Dane's "The Ammo Reserv" weapon idea. That in conjunction with the Huo-Long Heater would make it a much more viable weapon and might even bring it into the meta. Make it happen, Valve. I want my Strange Huo-Long Heater to be viable after all these years I've owned it.
I assume the Ammo Reserv is basically an ammo pack?
Its a horroble idea... first off, the jag is a direct upgrade as it thw tomislav, and should be nerfed to be more intresting... engineer = defend and the heavy is a sentry that can move... heavy should soak damage or be a meatshield or heavy dmg output/arena denial...
Jack Spedicy2 how does that relate to the original comment?
I hope this is what the summer update will be fingers crossed
This was the time Joey did not know of the bio breaker
I think that a Molotov is a great idea, but it should be a secondary. And the stats would be as followed: mouse 1 he takes the paper out of the bottle and chugs it for 100 or 150 health, and mouse 2 he lights the Molotov and throws it. If it were added as i suggest it would be the perfect mix of gun box and lunch box items.
Isn't the stuff inside a Molotov petrol?
@@acardboardbox3610 what doesn't kill you makes you stronger
Nicronos yeah, but 100 proof grain alcohol can probably give off a big ol fireball if lit
A new secondary where Mouse 1 and Mouse 2 have different effects, one of them being an AoE fire effect?
* looks at the existing Sandvich *
* remembers how any players accidentally start munching the Sandvich instead of throwing it to their burning Medic, while the Medic accusingly burns to death in front of them as they watch in horror and shame *
Yeah, there are going to be some _hilarious_ mishaps.
@@TF2CrunchyFrog ayy malao
excellent
Big drums
Bongos
Didgeridoo
Accordion
Trombone
Bagpipes
The sound of war.
Scout: kazoo kid
dont forget pyro's air guitar
Pyros fiddle.
amen child, amen
@@ilimuninati4929 bro if they gave scout a kazoo XD
I scrapped my original idea here that was essentially just booties + push resistance for the heavy and am sharing a pair of items I came up with that are meant to be used together but could each be used in separate loadouts.
First is a Slot #1 battle armor that replaces the minigun. This armor has 200 units of “fuel” as ammo. Fuel is spent when moving/jumping, taking damage, and dealing melee damage, but this is in exchange for boosted speed, jump height, damage resistance, melee damage, and push force resistance. Even if completely idle, fuel is still spent at a minimum of 1 unit per second. If empty, the wearer is severely weakened with all of the aforementioned stat bonuses removed or even penalized. Ammo boxes would give extra fuel, payloads and dispensers would give less fuel, and engineers could use metal to add fuel with their melee hits.
Second, I came up with a much simpler melee weapon that uses 1 unit of primary ammo per swing (even if it misses) to boost attack damage and speed while reducing swing delay. If there is no primary ammo available, attack damage and speed are penalized while swing delay is increased. Again, this is meant to be used in conjunction with the armor, but it can use minigun ammo just as well.
Big Joey: "Chaser Heavy"
Me: "Fat Scout MKII
"We want an update for Mann vs. Machine"
Ah, so an update to casual
It hurts.
Why are we still here? Just to suffer
Yea
I'd love an update to MVM but at the same time with how you have to pay for tickets if you want any of the actual rewards out of it its simultaneously a good mode and a pain in the ass. I know the tickets aren't all that expensive but its still annoying to have to pay an entry fee just to get the cool rewards, even if the games F2P.
ESPECIALLY if you end up in a game with some tacobot duchebag who tries to get you kicked for the slightest "misstep", won't stop complaining and bitching the whole match, or "allows you" to stay in until the last round where they'll try and get you kicked, so you did the work for them but don't get the possible reward.
this aged really bad ngl
I want heavy to have a piano that’s too small for him
He tries playing two keys, gets mad, and smashes it.
@@BeyondBaito perfect
@@BeyondBaito that's the shit i'd pay for
Give him a harmonica
That Has been suggested for pyro
I think a good way to buff the huo long heater would to make the ring of fire act as a weak air blast to make the ring of fire actually useful against spies and demoknights.
The spy can still jump over the ring
I like how you're using a soundtrack of Zelda as a background theme to TF2 👍🏻
The perfect heavy is
Giving him a subclass that isnt hoovy
Like gunspy demoknight flare pyros etc
Yeah, we have one. It's called Fat Scout
@@moronichybrid one that isnt treated as a meme
Demoknights are the oppositte of a meme and they wreck your face off
Flare pyros often manage to kill snipers (well at least i die alot)
And gunspies literally shift the whole way to play spy from well the spy to a more aggressive sniper on the frontlines
Like a secondary that isnt a lunchbox item or shotgun like some sort of mobility gear like pyro thruster and demoman shield
Or even substitute the minigun just like how demoman has the boots that takes his pills like some sort of heavier shotgun that lives up to the other games of the "weapon of mass destruction upclose but a tickling machine from far away"
@@miguelmialichi6367 Most of those subclasses aside from demoknight are debatably not legit.
Miguel Mialichi so fat scout,I got dominated a lot by them they are powerful af
Chicken boi (chickikiev and scout with chicken next to him)
Also: throw in the catwalk taunt. HOW IS IT NOT IN THE GAME YET!?
Ikr! When i took a look at the workshop i just thought, Imagine a heavy walking at you like that xD
Huh
Greatest All-Class taunt that is worth your money
Agreed. How is it not?
Don't forget about attaching the sleazeball's strut as a taunt style for Scout (or just have it as its' own taunt all-together, whichever happens in the end).
I feel like the rush’n Russian would be better for a primary slot, it would make you go full chaser heavy with the Rush’n Russian, the Buffalo Steak Sandvich, and a melee
man. a terminator-themed MvM update with a focus on Heavy would Still be amazing.
"Oh man these weapons actually sound really cool"
*over a year ago*
Sigh....
I'm just imagining heavy charging at mock five speed in the normal walk animation for the legs, with his right hand ready to bich slap someone like a fat demoknight, just imagine what it will look like if he's strafing
I’m imagining them making the update
they still haven't???
*over a year and a half ago*
A lot of classes have weapons with a meter that can be filled by doing damage, what if heavy had one that could make up for his mobility. It would be a mini gun, it would have less ammo and possibly reduced damage and accuracy, but when you fill the meter, you can hit R to activate it. It would give Heavy a speed boost and remove his movement debuff while revved. If you died while the meter was charging it would all be lost, but if it was already full then it would persist between lives, that way the Heavy would have the choice of using the meter to try and get back up to the front lines quicker if there isn't a teleporter, or to try and save it for an offensive push.
Here me out, put this on a shotgun, that way, due to its increased mobility you might be able to buff Fat Scout into a semi-meta alternative due to heavy only really having 1 play style, but having a Shotgun that gives you a little extra health and a speed boost buff (maybe -50% ammo on primary or -50% Damage) and you have a subclass, maybe you could also add a primary that cannot deal damage but adds a 5-10% permanent speed-boost so it could combo with the new shotgun, like how the Persian is better in full demo-knight, obviously needs some changes but I would love it.
@@suomi5475 as a fat scout main, YES
You’ll have to get rid of less ammo because With less damage and or accuracy it would not be as rewarding
You have made the baby face minigun. That is all you have done.
It would be named “Anastasia”
If i were to chose a buff for the steak sandvich, i would say it should give a regeneration effect when eaten in addition to the health joey says it should give, while decreasing health from medics and overheal in general. This could make the chaser heavy more of a solo playstyle overall.
Also, if the chargin heavy gets added, i expect within a week people meme the fat demoknight.
I'd like to see balalaika(Russian analogue of banjo) instead of giant drum
Scout: bongos
Soldier: trombone
Pyro: bass guitar
Demo: bagpipes/piano
Heavy: *gets drums*
Engie: banjo/acoustic guitar
Medic: accordion/violin
Sniper: didgeridoo/sax
Spy: probably the FRENCH HORN (I'm not sorry.)
Well I guess Valve should change the name to Band Fortress 2.
600 coyotes I wanna see scout with a kazoo
Spy should probably get a violin or a piano, honestly! n.n
@@unholymackerel8072 Demo's on piano already
everyvone can play the guitar abviously because of the shred alert
@@fools7112 but it isn't unique to one class, also it's a promo item
Heavy dosen't drink tho it gives him headaches, it's in the lore
If heavy would drink, everyone would die
Pretty sure drinking will give most anyone a headache. It's called a "hangover"
Nice work actually doing the homework, mate! Been a long ass time since I found someone who legitimately understood the lore of a game from the comics - outside of MVM or, maybe, the War updates.
He doesn't drink *beer* or any fizzy drinks because they give him headaches
@@meucas1115 it's nice that they made that a trait of his, people would think the russian would be obsessed with vodka like the demo with his brews, but no, he isn't a meat head that has a fun fetish
he's a professional, and professionals have standards
Dude, watching this and it's three years old. Ouch
Personally, I don't think the new items would make it into the game
As you said, Molotov is in the melee slot and you said that if a player had thrown it the player would've need to recharge it again. Now why this doesn't work is about how Valve designs its weapons, every single class in the game has it's weapon which would give you a fighting chance. For example, if you are a demoman and you ran out of both stickies and pipes, use the bottle. There's only one melee in the game that can be lost and charged again, the spycicle, but what Valve did in this situation is gave it the sapper, the invis watch and the disguise kit, so you can disguise yourself or go invisible to pick up ammo and replenish your spycicle, but the Molotov in this situation is if you have thrown it, you would have nothing else to fight with and you would've just been left vulnerable. And if it gave you back your fists... It's then just a straight upgrade from stock
For the Charge Attack, as you said, is for fighting Vaccinator Medics, how I think Valve wanted Vaccinator to work is to make the team work together to beat one specific thing. Let's say you have a Pyro and the Heavy working together, they can kill the medic and his patient with ease. But a heavy alone... Would be challenging (if you used any other minigun). Now there is a weapon that is really specific, but useful for countering Vac medics, it's the Huo Long Heater, ambushing the medic and his patient would be a great play since the damage while they're burning is well, kind of amazing. And for the charge attack itself... It's useless compared to the sandvich and any other lunch box item.
I feel like if the Molotov became a weapon it should be a replacement for the secondary if anything, it just makes more sense.
I think the molotov should give you back your fists, BUT, they are weaker, like
When Equipped:
-20% damage
-30% swing speed
-When you don't have your molotov, -50% holster speed
-10% damage vulnerablity
feel free to suggest
All of this is great but that Molotov would need to be a secondary (anyway imagine it’s synergy with the hou long heater!)
The large drink should be called "The Bolshevik Bottle"
Yes, but is a vodka bottle
I like the idea of a chaser Heavy. This can be dubbed the Bearded Heavy since it seems Bearded Expense likes to chase people down with threats to crush you with his "big sasquach hands" and what not XD
It’s been 6 years..
What if all the instrument taunts play on the same rhythm so that people can play a song in spawn that would be so cool now I think about it
To make them all able to combine on a single song they may need to change some of the already existing ones into supporting beats, like the role the bass plays in a band. It is important that musical taunts still sound kinda good on their own, so they should be careful with that, maybe adding 2 different sounds: the lone taunter's song and the band song
If all instrument taunts would be played at russian server on a red spawn all at the same time and at 0:00 - the heavy update would be announced
@@marcelzed1154 The easiest solution would be to create an in-game system for the newer music taunts to always play on a set cue that's programmed into the game so they always play in order in the correct position of how long the song would be running, if that makes sense
To make it a lil simpler for my own case it would be like having a full-time music sync on the server so the newer taunts work properly to be in sync
@@marcelzed1154 More or less like auto tuning the taunts to the correct time frames
Make it a taunt you can join, much like a high five or a conga, and then make it a rythm minigame.
Sniper had a saxophone 🎷 and scout has bongos.
Edit: and engineer has both a guitar and banjo.
and engineer has a banjo + guitar (played before taunt kill and in meet the engineer)
Team Musical 2
Featuring...
Scout on bongos
Soldier on trombone
Demoman on bagpipes
Heavy on drums
Engineer on banjo
Medic on accordion
and Sniper on saxophone
with choreography brought to you by Pyro and Spy.
@@dimensiondefender6785 heavy on heavy bass
I wonder what instrument pyro would have... That fiddle taunt maybe
Spy seems more like a violinist to me, what about you guys?
@@kylelockwood11 i think spy could get a flute
i heard heavy updare is coming tomorow
it's coming this summer
@@merk-o-frik8394 it's not
I LOVE this, especial the Rushin Russian, the brass beast buff, the mvm improvements, pretty much everything. For cosmetics, I was thinking a sort of robot heavy cosmetic that made you look like a RED or BLU robot.
Maybe it’s actually a hat and some armour, and the taunt that comes with it has heavy take off the hat and says “You are too little for tiny, tiny baby”
“Seriously, your ma is five hundred times taller than you”
I don't even think that hopes for a Heavy Update made sense anymore... JUST LOOK AT HOW LONG WE HAVE WAITED
Gacc05 we've waited like this before.
We had a recent minor update which is a summer cosmetic drop, there's no harm in having a little bit of hope
scout'sleftnut you forgot the more important thing
They updated the localization files
But l4d2 get update after 10years so we have still hope
All I want is a update to end the aimbotting
Honestly, I feel there's two ways they could go at adding a Heavy Shotgun (heh) in-game:
1. Go the TFC route and add a Double-Barreled Shotgun replacing the primary, a *lot* more damage, slower rate of fire, and I'd say a tighter spread to not completely cripple the Heavy into being a worse Scout, same ammo pool as the shotgun, or...
2. Add a bandolier of unspecified (Australium, maybe?) high-power shells that buff the secondary shotguns in exchange of not having a Minigun, there's even a shotgun bandolier cosmetic in the Workshop already.
I think it should be called heavy weapons heavy shotgun
2:53 love this song
Actually the music in this video is all great
If all that happened I would immediately become a heavy main, not only bc the drum taunt, but the rush bash things could potentially be used like demos shield for “heavy trimping “
YES!!
Heavy is like the only class without a single fire primary so why not give him an artillery cannon and heres some stats btw im probabaly not good at balancing
advantages:
1,000% DAMAGE bonus
bullets are replaced with high explosive shells
disadvantages:
reload required
clip size is 1
max ammo is reduced to 40
not an automatic
shells can be reflected
50% slower move speed while active
That would outdate Lazypurple's Timeless Masterpiece Video. That is a Pet Peeve I have
Give it a 100% movement speed penalty.
Yeah that 1000% damage thing is too op, make it an 100%movement decrease while revved and have a slower rev speed
@@EvilRaccoonDM 1000% isnt really that bad because i was thinking its gonna be 50 damage and besides clip size is 1 meaning reload for like 1 second between shots
@@Noxillificus it sounds much more aggressive on paper but I stick by the slower rev
5:46 Not gonna lie I've seen to many heavy's get the gun for the first time use it for 10 minutes and then call it garbage.
11:56 I actually want in the game it sounds amazing.
8:28 valve had initially wanted to implement grenades- and along with that something like this for pyro- but it was cut since it wasnt fun to play with or against
8:51 so, when you're out of ammo for all your weapons, you just A-pose? Yep, I'm sold.
>war themed heavy update
>not giving the Heavy USSR themed cosmetics
There is like, a millions of those already though lol.
the Heavy is a counter Revolutionary, so Tsarist and Resistance themed cosmetics would fit more.
Я тебя выслушал левак, а теперь иди к стенке
It will break his lore since he's against the ussr
@Francisco Pizarro González yeah but that's the joke for heavy
Huh. Recommended two years later. Nifty. I have watched the “TF2 isn’t dying” video, so I’m still holding out.
Wait wtf this was made in 2019 its 2020 how tf u in 2021
1 year*
Its 1 year old tho so.... how?
We’re living in 2020, this guy is living in 2021
how tf 2 years ago I’m 5 months ahead of you and it’s still a year old-
Valve take some notes. You could learn from this guy.
Heavy needs, deserve, a fourth slot for sandvich
#BUFFTHEBEAST and yeah I do agree Joey with your ideas of taunts, cosmetics, and weapons
Maybe if we get the heavy drums taunt, we can have him play "The Art of War", just imagine hearing that playing before a match beings. It would be soooo cool, man I hope this gets into the game.
Ok but here's an addon to the proposed Heater buff: Ignite enemies on hit, with afterburn being based on damage falloff (farther equals less). Also acts as a counter to the vaccinator since it does double damage types.
Big joey : Heavy Mains
Scout Mains : *Like that's going to Ever Happen!*
Instead of a big drum, he should materialize a full size grand piano and play something like rush b.
Maybe a piano cover of Boney M’s Rasputin song?
Hello cousin
Yeah these are good. Maybe if they felt like it, make a whole new song with a Russian tf2 feel to it.
I would also like the "The Russian Street Fighter": Zangeif's mohawk.
Imagine a taunt kill where Heavy rushes forward and if he's able to grab an enemy, he'll do Zangief's Spinning Piledriver you into next week. I'm thinking the Cyclone Grab. A nod to Zangief's nickname, Red Cyclone.
It would need to have the obligatory charge up time (let's say it's half as long as Scout's Home run tauntkill), but would be dramatic and flashy. And to top it off, Heavy could possibly control where he lands, basically allowing him to jump to a higher location if it connects.
It would be a bit longer than most Tauntkill's overall, and you would be left completely vulnerable for a few seconds if it misses (and yes obviously you'll still take damage during the duration of the taunt). But it would be funny and I could see some funny moments and could be a very rewarding method of getting to a higher location. Also just imagine seeing a bunch of Heavy's just rushing forwards with no sense of self preservation.
Also funny idea to add on, when landing, Heavy and his victim could crush enemies if Heavy can land on them.
Also possible idea to add on, maybe if it doesn't have to kill enemies, perhaps this could grab Allies as well. Obviously it wouldn't do damage to them, because let's be honest trolls would team kill their teammates and piss everyone off, but it could be useful for when you and your Medic girlfriend are corned and you need an escape method. And while yes Trolls could still jump into pits and the environment, it could be interesting.
Alternatively it could be like the High Five taunt or Rock Paper Scissors taunt where you could offer to hug someone and you just jump into the air and piledrive them, like the idea above it deals no damage for both enemy and teammates alike and you have full control over it.
These are two ideas (three technically) are probably my best bets for a nice interesting taunt related to this idea.
Here's just a small idea I had for the brass beast, drop the damage resistance to 10% but have the movement speed buffed to -30% and have additional knockback like in mvm. Maybe like 10-30%, but like in mvm it has the charge meter so that it cant be super abused. Might be a little strong, but just a thought.
or just have the damage resistance but all the time not only whe under half hp and keep the slow move speed so that you can soak up more damage but you *will* soak up more damage
I'm on team Add A New Slot For Heavy, making lunchboxes have their own equip slot alongside the minigun, shorfun, and melee. The heavy meta would go through some drastic changes for sure
Weapon Idea:
*Russian Retaliator* (Heavy Secondary)
(+) 30% More bullets per shot
(+) 25% Faster reload
(+) 50% More damage per shot
(+) 25% More damage when overhealed
(+) 50% bullet, explosion, and fire damage resistance when below 50% health and weapon is active
(+) 100% More ammo
(+) 50% Faster firing speed
(-) This weapon holsters 75% slower
(-) This weapon draws 100% slower
(-) 33% Less rounds per clip
(-) Large bullet spread (fast damage fall off)
(-) No random critical hits
(-) 50% Melee vulnerability
(-) 30% Slower movement speed when weapon is active
(-) 15% Slower movement speed when weapon is holstered
(-) 50% Less ammo from ammopacks and dispensers while active
(-) 10% Less health from Medics and dispensers while active
The idea is that this shotgun would be big and heavy, but it’d pack a serious punch, and because it’s so large, it could be used to block damage. Plus, it would reload and shoot very fast to make up for the slow movement speed. And it would be effective when paired with a Medic, which is why I threw in “25% More damage when overhealed.” It’d be super powerful, but weak once somebody got a little far away. Also, I added the “50% Melee vulnerability” because it kind of makes sense that, if somebody were to somehow manage to land a melee hit in before being annihilated by this shotgun, it would deal more damage. Lastly, in order to balance the overheal stat, I added the “10% Less health from Medics and dispensers” stat.
Now, obviously this weapon is weak at longer ranges, so the user would have to use either the Tomislav, or this weapon that could come with this shotgun in the update:
Weapon Idea:
*Bolshevik Beater* (Heavy Primary)
(+) 50% smaller bullet spread (stronger at long range)
(+) This weapon has a silent spin sound
(+) 10% Faster movement speed while spun up
(+) 25% Faster movement speed while holstered
(+) 5% Faster movement speed while weapon is active
(+) 25% Faster draw speed
(+) 25% Faster holster speed
(+) 50% Extra ammo
(-) 30% Damage penalty
(-) 15% Slower firing speed
The idea of this minigun is that it’d be very similar to the Tomislav, but it’d be very light and effective at long range, making up for the *Russian Retaliator’s* weakness at long range. However, in order to balance the long range damage, the weapon would a deal much less damage, acting more as a pressure weapon rather than an actual threat. Also, this weapon would have 300 ammo instead of 200 so that the Heavy could keep on shooting for a good while before having to run back to a dispenser or ammopack.
I really like to discuss weapon concepts if you couldn’t already tell.
Also, if you think anything could be changed about by idea, feel free to reply with ideas (and names cuz mine are trash lmao).
Considering that you're boosting the pellet count as well as damage, if you do the math then a single meat shot literally deletes every class that isn't a Soldier or Heavy. It'd work better as an alternative primary choice, really padding out the Fat Scout playstyle. As a secondary, it's either overshadowed by any of Heavy's primary choices or stupidly powerful.
@@mothichorror446 this is good, i like this idea
Too much for a secondary ye, but primary? YES!
I think you may be going a bit too overboard with the number of stat changes. Remember, these would have to go on a normal TF2 stat card, so at best you're fitting 5-6 changes on at once. Instead of going for massively over-complicated stat spreads, here's a simplified/modified design of the weapons that I think could work well:
Russian Retaliator (Secondary)
(+40% more pellets per shot)
(+25% damage resistance when below 50% hp when active)
(+20% faster draw speed)
(-25% holster speed)
(-15% movement speed when active)
This particular secondary would enable Heavy to quite literally retaliate, helping him suddenly change a bad situation into a much stronger one. When being pressured heavily by an opponent, the draw speed and increased pellets give Heavy a strong burst option to rival the Panic Attack, while the damage resistance means that when recovering from a bad situation, Heavy is extremely difficult to get rid of. This means that if the enemy commits too hard when expecting to finish off Heavy, they can be put on the back foot by a bunkered-down, very angry Heavy about to blow their heads off.
Bolshevik Beater (Primary)
Frankly, I think this infringes too far on the role of the Tomislav, acting as a longer-range minigun with lower close combat abilities but better mobility. Instead, let's mess with things a bit, shall we?
(No speed reduction on spin-up)
(+ 40% faster spin-up)
(30% larger bullet spread)
This minigun would be as aggressive as the name implies. The increased bullet spread would make playing at range a very bad option, but the lack of spin-up slow and the faster time until you can fire means that being a more flank-happy and independent heavy has never been easier. It gives you far more options to get the drop on someone, coming out of nowhere and chasing the opponent down just as fast. Pair it with the Banana and the GRU and you'll find yourself in the enemy backline before you know it!
@@blazefactor6849 OMG THIS IS A GREAT SUGGESTION
11:35 didgeridoo (probably butchered the name) that's what the instrument Sniper plays
I’m so excited for the heavy update that I have been waiting for over 1,300 days
And now we’re over here getting snakes, oh how I miss these hopeful ideas.
The "P E R F E C T" Heavy update is on the final day a secret link will be there that leads to his reveal trailer, for smash.
#HeavyForSmash
yes please
“Heavy!
Fires his way in!!- in a 200$ custom cartridge”
God bless you magnificent basterd
Hell yeah
I'd honestly prefer Pyro for Smash, but heavy would be nice.
I believe the "Steak Sandvich" should only heal 100+ hp. It would kinda remind me of the Dalokohs Bar, giving a temporary effect and healing 100+ hp.
Or maybe heal per hit.
Kinda like lifesteal. That would keep you going, but if the enemy is faster than you/you miss the hits, you're screwed
I love how he plays rock music in nearly every video. At one point. Its fantastic.
11:37 and the pyro has the paino it could be a musical battle
#buffthebeast slightly lower base fire rate, increases over time spent spun up.
Hmmm. Like a manual gatling gun.
20% damage bonus,
20% resistance while spun up,
Fire rate increases to 150% of the base minigun over two seconds,
Base fire rate is 50%
30% slower rev speed
Immobile while revved.
Maybe the fire rate increases even without firing, but still needs to be revved.
someindistinct person good idea
HEAVY METAL UPDATE, I PRAY IT COMES.
Sturtr Renaissance dont steal
Don't steal
No no
I actually suggested this name in the ask Joey channel on his discord.
StickyPudding _ I made this post before though
ZekoMeta TF2 same for too
cheers to 4 years of this video still being relevant because the heavy update still hasn't happened.
We where so stupid thinking heavy update will come
*were 🤓
Actually for the drum taunt it shoulf be lower pitched and louder. Its too blank as it is but the end is epic
Like the big drum in The Art Of War, right?
I'd kinda want Heavy to get a single shot option, or energy weapon of some kind. Maybe a giant Cannon of some sort.
Hear this. The shoulder bass could work like Demo's Tide Turner.
Now imagine a Heavy trimping at you in Degroot keep
I think the Molotov is a great idea, just maybe change the design, because unlike a mini gun or a sentry gun, it’s really easy to make a real life Molotov and it also feels out of place in the Tf2 style. Maybe swap the design for it into something more fitting for the Tf2 style and won’t cause any controversy.
I like Valve to change every heavy melee (fist only) stat:
after you punch with M1 , 10+ fire rate when you follow up the second punch with M2.
Phew I wasn’t the only person that knew that m2 is the right hands punch
Heavy doesn't need an instrument, he's the singer.
DADADADOODOODOO SING WITH ME
Do da da dididi do
“This new update would be themed around the second war against the machines” if we ever actually get the heavy update this would absolutely be the case lol, what with everything going on