The 10 Stages of Every Heavy Main
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- Опубліковано 21 сер 2024
- This video seems to get more and more aggressive the longer you go.
You've been warned.
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SFM Intro - Alta
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Beetlejuice Remix - Figure
KonoSuba - Start of a New Adventure
KonoSuba OST #03 - Goddess
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Big thanks to Hamaji Neo for giving me his blessing on this project - had a lot of fun with this
And btw, here's that heavy discord I was talking about in step 9 - Come check it out if you like playing or talking about heavy!
The Heavy Warriors Discord - discord.gg/yMsDgHu
I've been waiting for this!
Oh god, when I saw "in homage" for some reason I thought Hamaji was dead...
@@statelyelms I mean, the gaming part of his channel is
I love your channel!
That Bearded part was beautiful, thank you Large Jonathan
stage 10 of heavy is just "no one but me is going to have any fun this match"
Medic: Hey! U forgot about me
them and their 16 pocket medics
@@multiwaypche6640 The medic doesn’t have fun because there’s like 10 of them who are in no danger
@@chcc12 dying is not fun man, but watching people dying is fun and a very psychopathic move
Random crits: I can fix that
Stage 11: Legitimately changing your real life personality to match The Heavy
obligatory comment exclaiming the fact that some guy without a mustache is indeed here
I'll shoot one dog every time someone here says "why are you everywhere?!?!!111" consider your words
someone got into tf2 now im finding u here
i thought i was safe now
Did you know heavy has a PhD in literature
8:42
I like how bearded just breaks the wall instead of going the other way and just drop down
standard bearded expense moment
8:19 OHH JOEYYYY
3:20 Don’t let yourself be distracted from the BLU Heavy jumping in, immediately getting yeeted back out, and hitting a frame perfect Family Guy death pose. Bloody legend.
Never noticed! 🤣🤣🤣
i saw it too XD
family guy death pose and tf2 couldn't be more equal
Someone needs to make a mod for TF2 that changes ragdolls to have a like, 50% chance to defy all physics and be a Family Guy death pose
This series has more people making it than all the TF2 updates with localisation files
Agreed. Let's hope this was the last.
ok
@@IInferno No, never stop.
This one was done this best though, admit it.
@@IInferno why? even if you dislike the idea of the video, you can't deny that it is good for the tf2 community to have all the creators coming together to work on a project.
Guys its official, Joey was the real life heavy all along, except his hair.
He changed them midway, he used to have really long hairs like his cosmetic
RIP Joey's luscious locks 😔
He got the pomade prince cosmetic on himself irl
The hairs just a wig for his clever disguise;)
so your saying hes fat? ....okay... gonna write that down quickly....
As far as we know, Bearded is the only heavy in the "the cursed heavy" subclass, because he killed all of the other ones.
Слава проклятому тяжелому
Yes Glory to the damn heavy
WRONG
Me: **trying to tell my medic that im tryna push**
Gaben: **This account cannot chat. Get premium to get access to chatting**
E, Z + 3, X + 7
@@marioman1242 you can't even use voicelines
@@horribleperson9531 Yes I found that out after making this comment. Very stupid that F2Ps can't even call for medic.
@@marioman1242 That sounds awful.
F2P Heavy: *Needs health, is pinned down, and doesn’t have a sandwich.*
Medic: *Watches in maniacal glee*
*Pain*
Showed my younger brother this (he's a heavy main).
His main take-away was "Wait, you can throw the sandwich?!?"
omg yes
I'm sorry to say, but your brother doesn't exist
I mean, i still don't have the sandvich, but i have the banana. And first thing I did was trow it at the medic.
@dirty bean water that's why you don't main him only people who main him don't know this (this is a joke)
I feel like all these are inaccurate and most players start out at stage five
“Lack spy paranoia”
Play medic for 1 hour and this will be fixed
Medic main here, can relate
Medic main here, can relate
Ex-Medic Main here, can relate
@@Ludwig_Perpenhente what happened
Spy Main here, can relate
As a medic main, I love pocketing heavies. If I see they are in the right position to surprise the enemy team, it gives me happiness to enable their killstreaks during Uber.
we need more medic mains!
Even if you aren't the one shooting, good Ubers are incredibly satisfying
@@iamthebest6142 Watch the 10stages of medic mains, realize how much more painful they are compared to the other classes, remember that the next time you see a less skilled medic trying his hardest.
You sir have my salutations
Eh to me medic isnt that painful
But ive only put 5 hours in so my opinion doesnt count
I love how you never need a loud sound warning for Bearded Expense. His name alone is the warning.
Bearded expense: DESTROYER OF EARDRUMS
Stage 12: can recite the entirety of Meet The Heavy in multiple languages, forwards and backwards, and ascends to Bearded Expense levels of memes
Stage 13: BECOME THE HEAVY.
Hmmm for now I can recite it in spanish and english, I think the next one shall be russian
Stage 14:become top 5 heavy of all time
@@elco-coisoriginal u must kniw ur main laungage
Wait whats 11?
"The entire teams are babies"
Pyro: Seems legit
xdn't
Clever
@@mtx90 no
@@mtx90 nein
I can relate to pyro
"The scary baby" *Shows Pyro*
Yeah that seems about right.
0:19 first impressions
1:18 fond beginnings
2:03 learning the ropes
2:43 initial frustration
3:43 divergence
4:53 acceptance
5:34 honing skill
6:40 identity crisis
9:09 final return
10:28 Zeus tier
the thought of a kid picking heavy because he reminds him of his dad is wholesome
And he has big mini gun (wait your dad owes a Mini gun?!?
@@Flowervr.offical your dad have been to the gulag?
@@carsonyeohkaisheng7542 y e s
Intimadating too. Imagine mocking a little kid in a video game and then his 7ft father just comes around the corner with a minigun. Maybe that will teach a lesson or two about respect.
@@thesquareeyeball8100 yes
I did not know that stage 8 was gonna be a horror movie 7:57
Bearded expence now hunts my nightmares thanks joey
@@peet-janissen5838 well at least its good he is hunting the nightmares you have
that wasnt just horror that was a snuff film
@@Zakumei *its a joke*
@@gomibak514 all Stages are horror movies but in the last ones you become the monster
I remember I once encountered a Zeus Tier Heavy when I was still a baby Medic Main 😅
I pocketed him with the Quick-Fix and he went like 42 - 2 in a casual match. It's one of the best memories I have.
Seeing Bearded show up made me so happy. That was fucking hilarious.
"And I guess the smart baby ? We'll call him the boss baby"
_Nah, he's that one kid in kindergarten who owns all the toys in the sandpit_
l0l
The others are just jelly and try to destroy them. Demo, spy,
medic+heavy combo and solidier are mobbing him.
@play gray no solidier with direct hit and heavy+medic are also mobbing him
@play gray I AM ENGIE MAIN I AM GETTING MOBBED BY THOSE GUYS
The masked baby: I murdered your toys as well!
Baby engi: SPAH SAPPIN MY TOYS (emotional crit*)
Fun Fact: the guy who voices Scout is a Heavy main!
thats cool
I'd find it unnerving to play a class voiced by myself.
I EAT YOUR SANDWICHES
Fat Scout is canon
And that is how fat scout was invented.
what i love the most when playing heavy is seeing a entire nestled place look like a ant colony running around as a ubered heavy jump revs in and proceeds to casually mow down everyone
its always funny and it motivates me to keep playing as him just to replicate the scared ant thing
One of your tips on Heavy where you said "Firing in bursts deal more damage than firing an entire clip" really helped me and had me mowing people easily.
"One of three subclasses"
Me who has played as a fat spy extensively: "Are you sure about that?"
Please explain how to be a fat spy, I'd love to try that
@@annsh.6487 Get an Executioner and a Dead of Night. Paint both team colored (3rd slot is whatever y'all want personally I use the Mann of The House). Then get a Buffalo Steak for the backstab crits and run around beating people to death with a prinny machete, go on cheeky flanks and try to harrass snipers or people running back from spawn by ambushing them halfway there. Minigun is unimportant because fat gun spy is just regular heavy but I equip the tomislav since it's the most revolver like, being a more accurate slower firing weapon.
@@pandemonium2536 use the spell thing that make you invisible,holiday punch for making it easier and the finger gun taunt or whatever its called,a person on reddit tried this and it actually works
@@annsh.6487 the holiday punch deals crits from behind so you can taunt kill
I thought I was the only fat spy.
I was going to call is saharan heavy....
(Tsarboosh, sophisticated whatever, and graybanns)
"Fond Beginnings"
"0-100 hours"
Oh how I've forgotten the skill progression of TF2
lol
I thinked 20 house is needed
i dont understand most of these videos. i have 108 hours and i know everything about these classes despite only having 3-4 hours on heavy.
@@duncle582 i have 500 hours and i just
have 5 hours heavy lol
@@duncle582 is that on your original account? My account got stolen so now i seem like a Smurf cuz I have 20 hours each class, yet I pubstomp
9:06 *a crit caber in a nutshell*
4:51 I think a key left the keyboard
i guess you could say he... *chuckles* LOST CTRL?
*laugh track*
@@cut_the_freakin_steak_or_elsesmh he clearly needs some SPACE
There do be no ESC
Joey: calm collected
*bearded expense* : *OOOOOOHHHHHH JOEEEEEEEYYYYYYY*
IM TAKING US BOTH DOWN !!!! there should have been an earrape there and btw what map is that honestly
@@videogamer9305 map is ctf_2fort
1:42 Gotta love how Joey accidentally swaps over to the secondary until realizing it's not the Sandvich
Then he improvised the rest
Bet it was by instinct lol
7:17 I think you mean the fat scout will continue to go on a 20k without dying and continue to be the best class in the entire game and remain fun to play to this day
0:47
*S C A R Y B A B Y*
"Yes, it does take Heavy Mains until stage 6 to learn how to throw sandviches"
*Maybe I am a Heavy main...*
Im literally somewhere around 5th stage on every class somehow...
@@benismann idk but im alway atleast stage 6 or 8
I am 2 on every single one. Do I have a problem?
@@martin-iy5fr nope
I am 10 on every class
Am i a god or what
"Bearded expense isn't real!"
*Chicken Invaders 2 Main theme plays in a distance*
""
I didn't know people still remember that game
People still remember that game?
@@sirgiggleshitsvi4648 I mean... I still remember playing a hamster ball game in pc, A Fish eating game called Frenzy, A Froggy road but are cats in 2d, and that one game where you place as a spaceship
that's been made out of clay to which I don't know the name of
@@redirmer760 ooh. Sounds like a few good games
@@redirmer760 Feeding Frenzy was classic
2:17 i like how in this moment he actually represents that hes new.
Example : taking a med kit while he gets healed by a low health medic.
You are absolutely right about how the heavy main chooses the class. I didn't have a second of doubt in my heart on what I'm going to main. 25 hours in heavy, the rest of all classes haven't even clocked 6, and most of it is on Medic, when we have none, but we have 2+ heavies already on our team or the Demoknight when a sniper really pisses me off.
7:57 i like how theres written "cursed heavy"
also in russian translation heavy is not heavy, he is
machine gunner
I guess his name is literally Heavy
@Negan *Not disguises as Heavy* I'm heavy weapons guy
Yeah that right,machine gunner in other hand translates-"Пулемётчик"
тяжёлый
АХАХАХХААХАХАХАХ
In Polish translation, he's literally called "Fat guy". It... makes more sense if you know the slang, I suppose. Make of that what you will
this just seems like the life of a human being
I’m waiting for mine to end
@@Deeecent Sorry to hear that.
Every human is a heavy main
@@Deeecent Yooo same bro
Ah yes, i too went on multiple kill streaks around 600 hours of being alive
Episodes:
00:00 Intro
00:19 Stage 1 - "First impressions"
01:17 Stage 2 - "Fond beginnings"
02:03 Stage 3 - "Learning the ropes"
02:43 Stage 4 - "Initial frustrations"
03:43 Stage 5 - "Divergence"
04:53 Stage 6 - "Acceptance"
05:34 Stage 7 - "Honing skill"
06:40 Stage 8 - "Identity crisis"
09:10 Stage 9 - "Final return"
10:27 Stage 10 - "ZEUS TIER"
12:13 Outro
The catharsis of a good rage heavy game is better than any feeling I could possibly imagine.
I love how Joey put Bearded on a lower Tier than himself
LMAOOOO
"Wait your dad's got a minigun?"
come on Joey I'm American who's dad DOESN'T have a minigun?
fr
Mine
We have a sword though
I think mine traded his for some grenades. Not kidding BTW, he uses one as a paperweight. I think it's a dud, but I never know with him...
You sure you're American like United States of America I'm pretty sure just South American if your dad doesn't have a minigun
Beard is truly on a new level on playing heavy
2:00 "i think i should do comp" famous last words
Forget Position
Embrace Ubered Rage Heavy
The True Form Of Ascension
The way I found out throwing a sandvich is I was trying eat the sandwich and didn’t know how I pressed right click by accident and a enemy scout took it and killed me.
What a horrible way to learn it. lol
I remember having the same experience but as the scout I regret killing that friendly deeply
i once took a gibus heavy's sandvich and then killed him
@@gec3v913 yeaahhh feels bad
Scout takes the sandwich; "Yo what's up?"
3:25 2 years and nobody noticed the Peter Griffin death heavy radgoll
4:40 joey joey joey its okay where blu te AGHHHHHHHHhHHHH them all dieing
4:25 rage heavy
That actually killed me
Execute order 66
Yo, you watched the video too? Right on!
As a medic main, I love helping heavies get killstreaks. Something I've found out is that new heavies are unironically smarter than other new power classes, so you just have to lead them in the right direction and tell them to push when they're shiny. Its actually really useful when people either refuse to be power classes, or go joke classes when there aren't any power classes.
You, friend, are great doctor
I’m a heavy main but I tend to bounce from heavy to sniper and have considered picking up medic for when the team doesn’t have one. I think playing heavy can kind of teach when Uber is necessary and good to pop but I’m not sure if I’d be completely right. I’m also worried about doing a bad medic job and getting bullied by the team lol
@@luna454BB use it whenever you want, even if it's for a single kill it's better than dying with it
@@radu8547 Very true, getting the hang of things pretty well
Some people think they can outsmart me.
Maybe, maybe.
I've yet to meet one that can oursmart boolet.
the cursed heavy (AKA Bearded) translates to "Damn heavy" or "damned heavy" if anyone wants to know.
9:02 Jonny is here
4:49 The fucking space bar bro I can't 🤣 XD
Amazing video, really did capture accurately the different stages that many of us went through after all these years of plaiyng this class
He forgot one thing the weeb phase with the eviction notice and jojo cosmetics
@@romania5106 wasn't personally one of my stages so I don't know about that one. I guess it could go in the branching wacky heavy subclasses stage
Naigi Nasty exactly that’s what I meant I was just to lazy to put it in
"In homage to Hamaji Neo"
Made it sound like he died
Oh please death won't stop the tf2 players just ask sketchek
@@ravishing_cadet4625 Uh oh
@@ravishing_cadet4625
Rick May: mine would
@@ravishing_cadet4625 oh you went there
4:39 You know that it's about to become an avengers level threat when *mp_friendlyfire* is set to 1.
Bearded expense has to be the funniest tf2 player unintentionally
Seeing this was like experiencing an awakening, a realization that I've been stuck on stage 8 for a long time now...
Joe: *Kills his own team*
Everyone Watching: Wait, that's illegal...
Just believe in "Bearded Expense isn't real" and your worries will go right away. Team killing? Bearded Expense isn't real. Annihilating babies with a minigun? Bearded Expense isn't real. Any trouble, Bearded Expense isn't real.
They’re probably spy’s idk though
@@HelloImEnt there’s a custom server setting for friendly fire
I love how every other type of these videos are just simple and a documentary on classes and their mains, while half of this was a shitpost
2:36 don’t call me out like this
The "bearded expense isn't real" bit was the best part
We always forget the weeb stage when the heavy main buys jojo cosmetics like the tsar platinum, starboardcrusader, and etc.
Will also use the Eviction Notice and really like to play Times 10 mode
That stage... never ends. Its kinda like a sub-stage or something.
That's a subset of stage 8 as well.
I actually got my Tsar Platinum from a case a couple years ago, before I even knew what JoJo was. Granted, now I have half of part 3 as paperbacks, but I still really only use the Tsar Platinum because I think it looks nice and it pairs with the Warhood almost better than it does with the Starboard.
That’s one of the sub classes it’s using the eviction notice always
Scout: Now might be a good time for Uber.
Zues Heavy: That's my secret Little Little Man. I'm always Ubered.
Love the whole video, especially that awesome ending with the seamless folding of Avengers into Meet the Medic. I've rewound that bit too many times to count.
And yes, as a new player who's faced them, really skilled Heavies are terrifying. It's like:
Other mains: "Heavy is weak and slow and such a bad class!"
Heavy mains: "Bold words from someone cowering in spawn."
Stage 11: Bearded Expense
He is one of the few people who can make micspamming actually entertaining, what a saint.
*the cursed heavy*
*Chicken Invaders 2 plays*
проклятый тяжелый
Stage 11: they disappear
I’d also like to point out that the medic in “meet the medic” is using the “quick fix”
Thats part of the lore... The Quick Fix is named in-game as a "Medigun Prototype" (You can see it down it's name where it says the "Level" of the weapon).. Thats because the Quick Fix was the first version of the medigun, but after its first uber (the one used in Meet the medic) it was disabled to use more, so the medic needed to improve the protoype... Until he created the actual medigun.
@@pixavier9746 *Smacks table* THANK YOU!
@@pixavier9746 Ah so thats why its in Meet the Medic, welp the more you know
@@pixavier9746 that explains the Whole “Faster Healing” and No uber.
6:43 open auto translate English captions
Heavy maid
it's actually kind of scary how perfect you hit the nail on the head with this one, like the stage 4 heavy is legit a perfect example of me
The 10 stages series is officially finished. I don't expect, nor want any more of them to be released. It may have taken 2 years and a lot of fans, but it's finally over.
How about pyro?
@@dinonuggiesguy4847 Wamo made that
@Jake Thomas Solarlight should do it
It was smart of him to use spies so he could kill his own team
@@Guardsman_Greg he didnt theres a friendly fire command
i have watched this video for the past year as a heavy main and every time i rewatch it i try and find what stage i am in and im proud to say that i am at final return stage and i hope to watch again when im at the zeus stage
I still think it's interesting how most of the major creators about certain games are friends. Like you got Joey, soundsmith and lazy purple here for example
Yesterday, I learned that the brassbeast with a kritzkrieg medic becomes a lawnmower
I am the spy
So much damage
I need a friend
Medic: Heavy, now is a really good time for you to get angry.
Heavy: Dat is secret, Doktor... Heavy always angry...
LMAO
Heavy: turns around and punches the train from end of the line
"Wait, your dad has a minigun" got me choking on air.
i was eating tortilla chips at8:30 and i almost choked
*”frustrated by heavies slow speed”*
*gets gru*
“H u h”
*dies to one rocket*
What about Despicable Me?
@@idress8340 DESPICABLE *US* MY COMRADE
I like how Bearded Expense is just the omnipotent being in the TF2 community
I love that it's multiple people who make their main in this style of video
You confuse me
damn this alternate universe where heavy mains exist is pretty awesome ngl
99% of people: heavy mains don’t exist
Joey and bearded: am I a joke to you?
Edit: I forgot I made this comment
Bearded isn't a heavy main, he's a heavy demon
Heavy is the kind of class you have a a secondary.
@@joanaguayoplanell4912 you could have multiple mains. Some classes you use more than others.
and me
Heavy is great, extreme HP and DMG DPS as Heavy was made for huge DPS.
Virgin Heavy Lifter Bearded Expense: NOOOO YOU CAN'T SNIPE WITH A MINIGUN!!!
Chad Jungle Bootys Joey: Haha Tomislav goes brrrr
both are chads.
@Johnny Joestar i agree
@Johnny Joestar *insert jojoke here*
@Johnny Joestar ha ha i get it
I clicked on this without expecting anything (apart from a good laugh), but it turned out be be 100% accurate !!!
Really laughed at the "primal heavy rage" step !
(still stage 7, but gotta admit I recently tried a few "hoovy" lmao )
I like how the most replayed part of this video is where Joey massacred his whole team
1:16 **American national anthem plays in the background*
Y not
@@sho3003 I meant, why not let it be legal to own a minigun
@@lambsauce5312 based
I think you mean Russian anthem
@@SEAMLE55 the joke is that in america the guns are legal, not that I like the anthem
hamaji neo: *doesn’t make heavy main*
big joey: fine i’ll do it myself
10 stages of every Heavy main
1: Not existing
me, a spy main.
My brain : That's a juicy target, kill him.
My heart : We won't make it.
My soul : bruh I am just a stage 2 spy.
I am stage 9 heavy, and im from Russia so that counts as stage 90. I am going to curse you with КРОВАВЫЙ ПОНОС, ДИАРЕЯ, РАК ЛЕГКИХ, ОТЕК ЛЕГКИХ И ВНУТРЕННЕЕ КРОВОТЕЧЕНИЕ.
@@gyrozeppeli3247 please no, anything but the bloody diarrhea
@@anonymously_ Ok, give me a sec sending ya curses
Alright what the heck happened here, what happened to the old replies
When I (a Medic main)
See a Zeus tier Heavy I am always askin' myself:
"Alright...Uh oh... Why does zat GOD look like Heavy!!"
He was giving one more chance to some pyro who was tempted.
I get that reference
i see youre a man of culture as well
@@bernardokkkj743 AHA!
I’VE FOUND THE FELLOW CULTURED INDIVIDUALS!
These men are men of culture
Honestly the bit at 2:42 is so perfect. As someone who's been playing some more heavy as of late, theres always that moment where you're revved up and you sense danger. Try to flee, only a second too late and get headshot
Happens way too much to me
Joey sounds a lot more.... normal then he does on gmod
I’ve been a heavy main for over 9 years. I’ve stopped playing during 2018-2019 (because my account got stolen) but came back this year and I remembered how nice it felt to play heavy.
1:17 if he doesn't my grandpa probably does because s l a v
10:00 YOU CAN DO WHAT?!?!
"Killing baby men with a minigun is so epic and gamer!"
Therapist: Excuse me, but what in the Kentucky fried *F U C K ?*
I've been so excited for this!
4:25 "primal rage"
**doesn't make a joke about overwatch winston ult**
...altho I guess that one would be rather flat one
"Wait, your dad has a minigun??"
Uh, yeah dude. And yours doesn't?
The cursed heavy footage lookes something straight out of a horror movie where the insane heavy stalks his victim when he took the intelligence away.
"He reminds me of my dad"
BBJoey i feel like I've just been mocked, backstabbed, and possibly bamboozled.
Big Joey: "I fear no man. But... that thing..."
Bearded laughs manically
Big Joey: "It scares me."