Jaws 3D (1983) KILL COUNT
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- Опубліковано 18 лип 2019
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~~Logo/"The Numbers"~~
"U Make Me Feel" by MK2
• U Make Me Feel - MK2
~~Introduction Section~~
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~~"The Kills"~~
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Actually, fun fact: it is very difficult to keep a great white shark in captivity. They just don’t survive. The record for survival is just 44 days.
Yeah they keep bumping into the walls too
Because they get super depressed because a great white needs at least 100 miles all around to be comfortable. And obviously if they did that they would hardly ever see that shark
Memster Redeemster That and they lose the will to eat cause they’re fed their food. They don’t need to hunt
In Japan they had a great white shark and it lived for a month I think. Correct me if I’m wrong.
Dragonfly Beast that’s less than 44 days, believe it or not.
Dennis Quaid said that Jaws 3D had the largest cocaine budget of any movie he ever did. Bless his heart.
That explains why the movie sucks
Fun Fact: Dennis Quaid claimed in a 2015 interview that there was not a single frame in this movie where he was not high off his face on cocaine.
that makes this funnier
Should’ve called the movie nostrils
That explains a lot.
@@kennyhearne7433 omg-
Ahh to be an actor in the 80s . So much cocaine
Jaws movie ranking
Jaws : masterpiece
Jaws 2: pretty good
Jaws 3: Bad
Jaws: The Revenge: doesn't need to exist
Agreed brothaa👍👍
@@only1icey611 jaws 2 is the best one
Not to bother but I was the GODDAMN 69TH LIKE
Seems to apply for many other medias nowadays 😂
@@susieberthow4807 what medias?
Goddamn it I knew a baby shark reference would happen at least once in this series.
The sharks mother, what the helllll do you mean the dammmm sharks mother.....best quote in whole film
Mother Sharker
Yep
@Rodrigo Leija the most insulting part of that song is that the people who made it just rehash the same song and change the lyrics.
Da.crap I am having YT 2018 rewind flashbacks!
I gain a little bit of life every time he says "3D, wwwwWWWooooAAAAaaOooooOoHHhh"
It makes me laugh
Lol same, thought i was the only one
My favorite is when he says he got the sedation juice into his mouth.
I never got tired of it, it was hilarious every time
That is a perfect description.
I love that “WhOoOaAaH” James does when talking about crappy 3D graphics
"Nephew" is a term of endearment in black communities like "cuz" or "brother". Japanese culture practice this as well. He wasn't actually his nephew
Same down here in Africa except we call any elderly or respected woman figure as an Aunty or sometimes Tannie
That's a term of endearment in Hawaii too. Auntie/Uncle, Couz and Niece/Nephew.
Fun fact: my grandmother was an extra in the movie. She was walking in the background during one scene. She was at Sea World while they were filming and they asked her to walk around in the background with other people for a little bit.
cool
ok
@@10ksubswithnovideoschallen27 why bruh 😠
Cool!👍🏻
That's actually cool my aunt was walking around in the scene from grown ups 2 when they where at the store.
“Is it just me or does that grenade look like an oxygen tank”
- James 2019
“Go suck a fish head”
-James 2019
Bob Belcher Hey I just uploaded a video wanna check it out ☺️
Yep that grenade does look like a oxygen tank
@@VOLTZ123 stop self promoting on every big comment it makes you look desperate
Smile you son of a bi...
14:34 as bad as it looks, I like the concept of not being able to see the glass before the shark smashes through it
14:45 I want to believe that that scene is what gave TNA the inspiration for Shark Boy's character change from nautical themed cruiserweight to man pretending to be shark pretending to be Steve Austin.
"fastest way to a woman's heart is with gladiator hands" -James 2019
69th like
Fasted way to a woman’s heart is through the 4th and 3rd ribs
@@7inthemorning770 q
Don’t Care: you are wrong its 2020
Can prove ,he is right
I wasn’t paying attention and I thought the costume in the thumbnail was the actual shark
Close enough.
I woke up and saw that and thought it was the shark too XD
Baby shark......yes
You’re telling me it’s not?
20k subs with 10 videos baby shark dodododododododododoo b
Imagine at the end of a horror movie, after the credits, James walks out and tells everyone the numbers.
Kind of a fun fact, if I was able to make a horror movie, I would legit approach James for a role.
Even Maneater, great game that I highly recommend, has it so that the player's shark can't go backwards, and it is a VIDEO GAME, something that pretty much exempts it from having it be realistic.
Great game
but you can have electrical power ups
gotta add those little things in I guess
It’s such a great game, especially for those who miss the old jaws games which are all good and way better than this and the next movie
@@miketrapper0464
Absolutely! Jaws unleashed is a buggy unpolished mess in parts and I absolutely love it! Takes you back to a different era in gaming, and also captures the feel of the first 2 films really well somehow. Great game!
@@horrorfanandy4647 i mean that was an old game so it doesn’t entirely hold up but mostly it’s all just awesome
I come back to this kill count more than any other one just because James sounds like he had so much fun making fun of this shitty movie
It is fucking they didnt even try to fix it thay just said fuck it
@@The-ATF-shot-my-dog I think you accidentally a word.
@@chucklebutt4470 yes I did
Try "I'll always know what you did last summer" is so funny how much he hates it
@@chucklebutt4470 are you ok chucklenuts?
1:25 That whale mascot costume is scarier than the actual shark,😂😂😂
Me have nightmares because of scary shark man
Y DOZ IT LUK SO STUPIT
Lol agree
Indeed
Gabriel Cavins but it hasn’t even been a day
5:27 James: "Careful now, Kelly. Before you suck face, you might wanna make sure that dude's not your son from the future."
Me: "That, or a shitty, anthropomorphic duck."
Uh?
@@spectroelectro3772 could be referring to the Howard the duck movie
Wow, incest and beastiality, now that is bleach worthy.
If you look closely, you can see the chewed up body of the guy in the control room floating to the floor. The shark dropped him after not being able to swallow him due to Fitzroice already in her mouth. Actually a fine attention to detail all considered.
I’ve never seen this garbage movie, but James’s 3D “whoas” are what keep bringing me back to this Kill Count.
Wait so you only watch kill counts of movies you already seen?
I HAVE seen this movie, trust me it’s garbage
@@Blazarous. that's fair, I mostly watch ones when I know I won't watch the actual movie in my life
My fingers smell like chicken
Trust me, man. In my opinion, this is the worst of the jaws movies.
Jaws
Jaws 2
Jaws 3D
Jaws 4: The Revenge
Jaws 5: Just Business 💲
Jaws 6: Pure Pleasure 💋
Jaws 7: Cyberjaws 🖥⌨
Jaws 8: Robojaws 🤖
Jaws 9: Shark Hunters 🎯
Jaws 10: Man vs. Shark vs. All the Terrors of the Sea
Jaws 11: Outta Space
Jaws 12: A Prequel
Jaws 13: A Sequel to the Prequel
Jaws 14: A Shark is starting a Family
Jaws 15: A Russian Shark 🇷🇺
Jaws 16: A Shark Takes Manhattan
Jaws 17: Fifty Shades of Grey
Jaws 18 Origins: A Reboot
Jaws 19: Saving the Oceans
Jaws 20: The Mascot
Are these real?
Jaws 21 : Endgame.
Jaws 25: we’re running out of title names...and these sequels suck anyways.
Jaws 27: The Breakfast Club
Did anyone else notice how bruised the dolphins were?
bruised ?
10:23
Every anime girl in existence is sweating profusely right now
NO WHY 😭
YES
No.
I dont get it
Good, you don't need to. God bless you hold on to the innocents you
Still have.@bananenneus1540
“Hey is it just me, or does that grenade look like an oxygen tank to you?”
“A whaaat?” 😂
I think he should have done that.
Maximus Hermanite how is that funny?
@@apersonandaperson Watch the other Jaws kill count videos James has done. He uses that clip of the guy saying that in the first movie to comic effect a few times.
What is this COMMENT "What is an a whaaat?"
Original jaws looks down from shark heaven in disgust and confusion
“Bruce” the shark: why did they redo my incident with my killer and in a water park?
STONE COLD STEVE SHARKSTON KILLED ME OMG THE GLASS BREAKING I CANT BREATHE
You are correct, James, when you say sharks cannot - in point of fact - swim backwards. In reality, if you can manage to somehow drag a shark backwards, you will effectively drown it similarly to shooting water continuously up a human's nasal passageways so to speak.
The thumbnail of this video was scarier then anything in the movie.
When I looked at the thumbnail I thought for a second that guy in that costume was gonna be the killer shark. 😂
@Donut Dog
Same
I honestly thought it was a joke at first
Exactlyyyyy
Yeah😱
14:40
"A Killer Great White is one thing, but now we're dealing with Stone Cold Steve Sharkstin? BAH GAWD!"
This is why James is the best UA-camr ever. 😂😂
TheIconicVigilante best horror kill count youtuber. Not the best youtuber on UA-cam though
TheIconicVigilante yeah that broke me
@@nicolebriant98 We both have our opinions.
I thought dolphintervention was better
THANK you, TheIconicVigilante!
James *RULES* !
Why does this look older than jaws 1 and 2
The scene where the corpse floats up into the window SCARED THE SHIT out of me as a kid.
Universal: let’s make another jaws
The writers: no it’ll be dumb
Universal: *DO IT DAMMIT*
DANG YOU UNIVERSAL
no threat to god’s universe
**Movie comes out and is poorly received.**
Universal: wow that was dumb.....
The writers: no way really? 😒
universal: i am universal
the writers: ok
Universal: lets make another one
Writers: IT'S GONNA BE WORSE
Universal: *better shut the fuck up and do it*
Writers: ok
@@gatchywatchyentertainmentb2090 universal: why did you guys make such a bad movie?!
Writers: *excuse me what*
“... to provide some dolphinterference” - ok I laughed way more at that than I should probably admit!
*_69th like_* *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
"You got that good shit man? That kush coral?" James is up there with the greats-like the ones in Whorton hears a who.
14:28 world class editing looks so real
11:29 man this was so funny, I don't care who you are
But what if I was the momma shark?
BABY SHARK
It made me want to blow my fucking brains out, not laugh
What was it a reference to?
I laughed harder then I should have
"Now we are dealing with stone Cold Steve sharkston!" - James 2019
BY GAWD IT'S SHARKSTON
"'Cause that's the bottom line..."
Every one give me a shark yeah
I like it
@@nyosrevenge7332 Shark yeah!
12:32 Just mentioning this randomly but in real life titanic passengers weren't locked up behind gates, there was almost no discrimination against them but because there was more chaos in the third class compartment most of them were unable to get to the deck before it was too late
Having binge-watched so many of these kill counts in the past week, my absolute favorite thing is when James does a silly “whohoho” whenever we see a stupid 3D effect. Never fails to make me crack up 😂😂😂😂
"Does that mean the captive shark we just saw die was a baby shark?"
*sad doot do da doot ta doo*
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLZ DONT DO THAT
Im Lego Yoda I agree please don’t
*PINKFONG INTENSIFIES*
I rather get eaten by a shark than see another cringe Furry like you...
@@faz0ulz why?
"The shark we just watched die was a baby shark?" *sadly sings doo do do do doo*
I laughed so hard at that
13:44 now you could say that this instance of the shark "swimming backwards" was her using the current from the pipe as assistance, but every other instance of her doing this says otherwise.
the stone cold steve sharkstin always gets me
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly, he count shark snacc
Weeeeeee
This makes me want to dodo batter in my pant
It almost seems the victims were the lucky ones in this movie since they got to leave it early.
Hahaha
Lol
Kyle Collins one day ago but says it this video is less then 7 minutes old
@@naenaemister5048 patreon
Scp boi o same
07:50 lol loved that NO.
"we do our shark research.."
james: you did not do your research
I almost shit myself laughing at Stone Cold Steve Shark-ston!!! "BY GOD!!!"
Freddy Millz same 😂😂😂
Its all fun and games til the shark starts drinking beer
same. i freaked out when i heard that glass break
@@B_bang22 "When you hear the glass...thats your ass!"
Jaws: I’m so good!
Jaws 2: I’m so good
Jaws 3D: I’m so-
James: NOOO GET BACK GET BACK!
BAT CERV and don’t get me started on jaws the revenge!
Bruce the shark is the only named in jaws movie
It don't feel so good
“You are the silent killer, go back to the annex!”
I love how many Sealab 2021 references you manage to fit into this.
Such an underrated show
i love how james' camera has better quality than the movie
One of the most offensive parts of this movie - that I’m only noticing thanks to you pointing it out - is that it takes place in land-locked Orlando with a gate to the open ocean. I had always assumed it was Sea World San Diego.
dolfanchambers84 same
That is cursed
Maybe that tube connecting it is just *reeeaaally* long
Correct: sharks cannot swim backwards, and would kinda “drown” themselves if they did. In fact, sharks can’t even breathe if they aren’t constantly moving forward :/
so basically they just had to immobilize it long enough for it to suffocate
@@MintySweetea basically lmao
other than nurse sharks yeah
That's only certain types of sharks which the great white is amoung
It really depends on the species of shark. Some can sit in place for long periods of time.
14:47 thanks James now I'm gonna hear Steve Austin's music every time I watch that scene
I love the way the shark stops when it breaks the glass to the control room. Hyper realism.
11:29... “was the shark that just died a baby shark?dooodooodooo” 😂😂I’m dying
If that joke was in rewind 2018
It would have become like 3% better
Wich is a lot by rewind 2018 standards
Haha soooooooooooooo fucking fuuuuunnny funny, it makes me want to slit my wrists with a rusty spoon
Fionn Ó Faoláin woah calm down edge lord
@Tony Mc and more 7878 What are you five?
Wasn't it a nurse shark
Omg Bruce is at Sea World! Now he can finally... fight...
They didn't have a Shamu fight...
tails can you tell us why you are always disappointed with anything I do
That’s not Bruce, Bruce is dead
Jaws unleashed ps2 game my friend
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions charmx
Do you watch 8 bit Ryan because I think I saw you in the comments section
15:33 "Oh no, i'm going to die in 3d, WHOAAA"
“What research, what homework no it isn’t” 4 years later and I still die of laughter from it every time
“That’s a 3D severed arm coming at us!”
*”WaAaOoOoO!”*
“A spooky 3D skeleton hand!”
*”WaAaOoOoO!”*
“3D sedative!”
*”WaAaOoO- Gross.”*
“I’m a 3D captive mammal!”
“WaAAooOo!”
That waaaoooo made me laugh more than I should 🤣🤣
“a series of tubes, much like the internet.”
this guy gets it. it’s not a big truck.
Yeah, not something you can just dump stuff on
pyro references be like
ASOT!
top 10 tv head moments of 2020
ok boomer
3:25 I was waiting for "that's nice" in this part of the video😂
A few months ago I actually went to a place in Florida called discovery cove and that was where I actually got to swim with the dolphin Capricorn! It was pretty fun to learn that he’s over 50 years old and that he starred in a jaws movie!
Stone Cold Steve Sharkston...still laughing about that.
This might be your greatest script ever.
Stone cold by gawd
I had to rewind it! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
theres nothing i want to see more than the shark giving someone a stunner
@@joseroblox-be3uq I would pay good money to see this.
You know, if one of my bosses yelled "No overtime!" while riding away on a jetski, tbh I wouldn't even be mad.
Hahahahahha fr fr
I thought he said go overime
‘Overtime’
Fun fact: I swam with those dolphins when I went to Discovery Cove. It was pretty awesome.
I know that objectively this movie isn't good, but I saw it when i was 12 and my memories of it are pretty fond. I remember Fitzroyce's death scene particularly vividly.
"the evidence of seaworlds neglectance was around 30 years before blackflish"
lmao *preach*
*rolls eyes* always something
Blackfish is fucked up lol
geddoe316 what’s that supposed to mean
Why did I think the thumbnail pic was a sock puppet?
Edit: I’m am fully aware that it’s a mascot-
I thought it was a really crappy shark when I saw it
no u Ö
Whats was it anyway?
wait, isn't it? lmao, sorry for being stupid
@@saymone962 its a (crapy😂) mascot of shamu
The thumbnail was scarier than anything he’s covered
wait so "connected to the open ocean"
Sea World is in Orlando in central Florida, miles from any major body water (like a 2-3 hour drive?) and this movie acts like it's right on the Atlantic but like, theres no way a shark could swim into the park geographically it makes no sense
Well did you ever consider the possibility that maybe the shark hitchhiked to Orlando?
@@eddixon2015 this is gold 😂💀
Exactly. They picked the most inland part of Florida and were like “yeah mans swam 100+ miles in a tube” LIKE THATS NOT HOW SHARKS WORK. I don’t understand why they didn’t go with MarineLand, which is right on the coast, if they’re so desperate for a theme park jaws film
Dude you're killing it with your commentary I am sitting here crying as I listen xD
Put the movie on the Kill Count, haha.
I found this channel maybe 3 weeks ago and I've already watched every kill count, love this channel
Lucas Arellano when I found him I did the same thing
Lucas Arellano me too!
I have been here since Friday the 13th kill count but welcome :)
Lucas Arellano sameee
same lol
Your 3D whoas are too much when I'm this high! I cannot 😂
I was in 3rd grade back in 99 when I fell in love with Jaws. I made my mom take me to blockbuster and rent all the sequels and I watched them all in a weekend. This one actually gave me my first jump scare! 🤣
10:38 fun fact, everytime a Great White has been held in captivity it has died within a few weeks because they get depressed
And that is why osha would murder this movie
Sharks do not feel feelings like humans, they do not get depressed. The reason the great white died in captivity is cause they need to be swimming at a certain speed in vast open ocean and doing so constantly to breath, and no aquarium or marine park has a space big enough for a great white to be swimming fast enough and for long enough with out needing to turn to keep breathing.
Thats Not a Fun fact all at
@@xBloodxFangx I’m pretty sure sharks drowning if they stop moving is just an internet myth. They can pump water through their gills themselves
@@douglasbubbletrousers4763 are you actually serious
It's not a robot uprising we need to worry about.
It's the *D O L P H I N U P R I S I N G*
FadedScars what’s scarier is that there’s dolphins in minecraft
@@DacStudiosEntertainment
They're taking over our video games.
Wasn’t that a Simpsons episode?
Is this a Generation Tech reference?
No, it's the apes we need to worry about.
This is so great
I'll always love the way James says "Woah"
Who Else Saw The Picture And Thought It Was A Mistake?
I Thought It Was Gonna be A Puppet Show Weird
Me too, I thought he was gonna recreate the movie using puppets to mock youtubes copyright system
At first, I legit thought that was the shark prop they were gonna use in the movie.
I'd like to joke that Jaws 3D did more damage to SeaWorld's reputation than Blackfish did, but that'd be giving Jaws 3D's legacy way too much credit.
I love that the movie has to remind us like every 5 minutes that it’s 3D.
the only thing keeping me alive are James' "wOAoaOh"s 😂
The thumbnail makes the shark look like a weird muppet character XD
@Arnav Gairola are you sure?
@@tacticalwatermelon1842 it's an orca
@Arnav Gairola are u have the dumb? It reel shaalrk
I thought it looked burnt, or dirty or something in the pic. But it is it's the seaworld mascot or something, so close to a muppet.
it's the shamu mascot.
“The shark still looks fake” -Marty McFly 2015
This guy gets it!
and he ain’t wrong
Well, it still looks better than Sharknado.
Boring fact: this was the first movie I ever "saw" in theaters. My mom wanted to see it. I had just turned two years old. She had no babysitter and she was worried I might cry at some point and ruin it, but she took me along anyway. I fell asleep immediately and slept through the whole thing.
I’m going back through your channel and omg you are soooo hilarious! This video had me wheezing 🤣🤣🤣
Me: "Gotta get up, got stuff to do".
James: (Uploads Jaws 3D Kill Count)
Me: "I got 20 minutes"
😂 me too
The fastest way to a woman’s heart is gladiator HANDS? Damn, so that’s what I’ve been doing wrong. Thanks man!
Edit: If you were wondering, I’ve been using the splashy grab ass...
Hasn’t been working out...
137 likes and no comments.
Don't mind me.
XxPrototypeBeast35xX yeah someone had to do it...
Vizen Senju I agree
Then I will avoid that game
*10 people gave this a yeah.*
I really loved this movie when I was a kid. Still has some cool moments, and is a cool premise.
Love your kill counts James!
I knew James was going to make Back To The Future reference the second I saw Marty's mum
oh. that's who it was.
Why do i get a feeling that in 2020 jaws will get a remake or reboot
Because Hollywood and also money
@@ObviousOccult plus its gonna be part of an extended universe
Called the sharkverse
All female reboot. Except the mayor
Of a robot shark
@@casper6405 jaws v sharknado sounds dumb but interesting lol
My grand kids and I lost it at the baby shark joke ! Keep up the great work !
I like that the ad break occurs just after the “GOVNA” clips.
Anything: Exists
James: That looks like an air tank
a whaaaat?
*sees title*
Me: ahhh yes another jaws kill count
*sees thumbnail*
Me: WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN
THAT?
(edit) no one saw anything
My man called it a dead count. Lol
@@brooksblakeley8038 shush. Just realized it. Let it be....Let it be....
Me when I saw the thumbnail: dafaq is *Dat?*
I was like wtf aswell
@@faizunasyraff3719 *Dead count*
That "look around around around around" microphone joke and Dear Prudence reference was absolutely fantastic. Zorin, feel proud.