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  • @ctcheeserexplores7443
    @ctcheeserexplores7443 5 років тому +6838

    Actually, fun fact: it is very difficult to keep a great white shark in captivity. They just don’t survive. The record for survival is just 44 days.

    • @mrcliff3709
      @mrcliff3709 5 років тому +500

      Yeah they keep bumping into the walls too

    • @Neminia_
      @Neminia_ 5 років тому +756

      Because they get super depressed because a great white needs at least 100 miles all around to be comfortable. And obviously if they did that they would hardly ever see that shark

    • @xeno8801
      @xeno8801 5 років тому +386

      Memster Redeemster That and they lose the will to eat cause they’re fed their food. They don’t need to hunt

    • @dragonflybeast9906
      @dragonflybeast9906 5 років тому +68

      In Japan they had a great white shark and it lived for a month I think. Correct me if I’m wrong.

    • @bleebo3954
      @bleebo3954 5 років тому +550

      Dragonfly Beast that’s less than 44 days, believe it or not.

  • @jhc18823
    @jhc18823 5 років тому +783

    Dennis Quaid said that Jaws 3D had the largest cocaine budget of any movie he ever did. Bless his heart.

  • @zaksharman1029
    @zaksharman1029 3 роки тому +1425

    Fun Fact: Dennis Quaid claimed in a 2015 interview that there was not a single frame in this movie where he was not high off his face on cocaine.

  • @LexusGTOmega
    @LexusGTOmega 3 роки тому +1606

    Jaws movie ranking
    Jaws : masterpiece
    Jaws 2: pretty good
    Jaws 3: Bad
    Jaws: The Revenge: doesn't need to exist

  • @ethanhenard5888
    @ethanhenard5888 5 років тому +4749

    Goddamn it I knew a baby shark reference would happen at least once in this series.

    • @saintniccage2818
      @saintniccage2818 5 років тому +65

      The sharks mother, what the helllll do you mean the dammmm sharks mother.....best quote in whole film

    • @DemBigOlEyes
      @DemBigOlEyes 5 років тому +7

      Mother Sharker

    • @h2ochill
      @h2ochill 5 років тому +6

      Yep

    • @devastatheseeker9967
      @devastatheseeker9967 5 років тому +14

      @Rodrigo Leija the most insulting part of that song is that the people who made it just rehash the same song and change the lyrics.

    • @themastera.z5418
      @themastera.z5418 5 років тому +2

      Da.crap I am having YT 2018 rewind flashbacks!

  • @Folicanis
    @Folicanis 5 років тому +1919

    I gain a little bit of life every time he says "3D, wwwwWWWooooAAAAaaOooooOoHHhh"

    • @Patwirk6969
      @Patwirk6969 5 років тому +20

      It makes me laugh

    • @vanessasibauste7569
      @vanessasibauste7569 5 років тому +6

      Lol same, thought i was the only one

    • @McBadassish
      @McBadassish 5 років тому +9

      My favorite is when he says he got the sedation juice into his mouth.

    • @fleabaguette9699
      @fleabaguette9699 5 років тому +9

      I never got tired of it, it was hilarious every time

    • @fruze8478
      @fruze8478 5 років тому +1

      That is a perfect description.

  • @stargazer1998
    @stargazer1998 3 роки тому +329

    I love that “WhOoOaAaH” James does when talking about crappy 3D graphics

  • @wellingtonsears818
    @wellingtonsears818 3 роки тому +277

    "Nephew" is a term of endearment in black communities like "cuz" or "brother". Japanese culture practice this as well. He wasn't actually his nephew

    • @UncleHyena
      @UncleHyena 2 роки тому +20

      Same down here in Africa except we call any elderly or respected woman figure as an Aunty or sometimes Tannie

    • @rosenoel
      @rosenoel Рік тому +11

      That's a term of endearment in Hawaii too. Auntie/Uncle, Couz and Niece/Nephew.

  • @Caverman1234
    @Caverman1234 4 роки тому +5813

    Fun fact: my grandmother was an extra in the movie. She was walking in the background during one scene. She was at Sea World while they were filming and they asked her to walk around in the background with other people for a little bit.

    • @ionstriker9342
      @ionstriker9342 4 роки тому +122

      cool

    • @shy8291
      @shy8291 4 роки тому +48

      ok

    • @technoir2045
      @technoir2045 4 роки тому +38

      @@10ksubswithnovideoschallen27 why bruh 😠

    • @iz2235
      @iz2235 4 роки тому +25

      Cool!👍🏻

    • @timothyjones7337
      @timothyjones7337 4 роки тому +136

      That's actually cool my aunt was walking around in the scene from grown ups 2 when they where at the store.

  • @josef6057
    @josef6057 5 років тому +809

    “Is it just me or does that grenade look like an oxygen tank”
    - James 2019

    • @TheFanciestHats
      @TheFanciestHats 5 років тому +17

      “Go suck a fish head”
      -James 2019

    • @VOLTZ123
      @VOLTZ123 5 років тому +2

      Bob Belcher Hey I just uploaded a video wanna check it out ☺️

    • @toniquealmond609
      @toniquealmond609 5 років тому +7

      Yep that grenade does look like a oxygen tank

    • @shayne6463
      @shayne6463 5 років тому +5

      @@VOLTZ123 stop self promoting on every big comment it makes you look desperate

    • @bowanbrubaker4275
      @bowanbrubaker4275 5 років тому

      Smile you son of a bi...

  • @BernieSandersOfficial
    @BernieSandersOfficial 3 роки тому +90

    14:34 as bad as it looks, I like the concept of not being able to see the glass before the shark smashes through it

  • @ratch58
    @ratch58 3 роки тому +100

    14:45 I want to believe that that scene is what gave TNA the inspiration for Shark Boy's character change from nautical themed cruiserweight to man pretending to be shark pretending to be Steve Austin.

  • @georgewashington7533
    @georgewashington7533 4 роки тому +2894

    "fastest way to a woman's heart is with gladiator hands" -James 2019

  • @andrewkim9848
    @andrewkim9848 5 років тому +9951

    I wasn’t paying attention and I thought the costume in the thumbnail was the actual shark

  • @sammcmc9888
    @sammcmc9888 3 роки тому +96

    Imagine at the end of a horror movie, after the credits, James walks out and tells everyone the numbers.

    • @SuperSwordman1
      @SuperSwordman1 3 місяці тому +1

      Kind of a fun fact, if I was able to make a horror movie, I would legit approach James for a role.

  • @WreckinPoints11
    @WreckinPoints11 3 роки тому +215

    Even Maneater, great game that I highly recommend, has it so that the player's shark can't go backwards, and it is a VIDEO GAME, something that pretty much exempts it from having it be realistic.

    • @tameflames
      @tameflames 2 роки тому +4

      Great game

    • @halloweenultrafan18t
      @halloweenultrafan18t 2 роки тому +3

      but you can have electrical power ups
      gotta add those little things in I guess

    • @miketrapper0464
      @miketrapper0464 2 роки тому +3

      It’s such a great game, especially for those who miss the old jaws games which are all good and way better than this and the next movie

    • @horrorfanandy4647
      @horrorfanandy4647 Рік тому +1

      @@miketrapper0464
      Absolutely! Jaws unleashed is a buggy unpolished mess in parts and I absolutely love it! Takes you back to a different era in gaming, and also captures the feel of the first 2 films really well somehow. Great game!

    • @miketrapper0464
      @miketrapper0464 Рік тому +1

      @@horrorfanandy4647 i mean that was an old game so it doesn’t entirely hold up but mostly it’s all just awesome

  • @chasemorris5045
    @chasemorris5045 4 роки тому +2714

    I come back to this kill count more than any other one just because James sounds like he had so much fun making fun of this shitty movie

    • @The-ATF-shot-my-dog
      @The-ATF-shot-my-dog 3 роки тому +3

      It is fucking they didnt even try to fix it thay just said fuck it

    • @chucklebutt4470
      @chucklebutt4470 3 роки тому +7

      @@The-ATF-shot-my-dog I think you accidentally a word.

    • @The-ATF-shot-my-dog
      @The-ATF-shot-my-dog 3 роки тому +4

      @@chucklebutt4470 yes I did

    • @frzt3371
      @frzt3371 2 роки тому +9

      Try "I'll always know what you did last summer" is so funny how much he hates it

    • @LogShaw1587
      @LogShaw1587 2 роки тому

      @@chucklebutt4470 are you ok chucklenuts?

  • @cupcakekiller7545
    @cupcakekiller7545 5 років тому +1118

    1:25 That whale mascot costume is scarier than the actual shark,😂😂😂

  • @SamM6599
    @SamM6599 3 роки тому +116

    5:27 James: "Careful now, Kelly. Before you suck face, you might wanna make sure that dude's not your son from the future."
    Me: "That, or a shitty, anthropomorphic duck."

  • @mikewaterman38
    @mikewaterman38 3 роки тому +49

    If you look closely, you can see the chewed up body of the guy in the control room floating to the floor. The shark dropped him after not being able to swallow him due to Fitzroice already in her mouth. Actually a fine attention to detail all considered.

  • @Mickfly718
    @Mickfly718 4 роки тому +2359

    I’ve never seen this garbage movie, but James’s 3D “whoas” are what keep bringing me back to this Kill Count.

    • @microwavedchicken4274
      @microwavedchicken4274 4 роки тому +8

      Wait so you only watch kill counts of movies you already seen?

    • @courier6960
      @courier6960 4 роки тому +27

      I HAVE seen this movie, trust me it’s garbage

    • @microwavedchicken4274
      @microwavedchicken4274 3 роки тому +8

      @@Blazarous. that's fair, I mostly watch ones when I know I won't watch the actual movie in my life

    • @BashfulBones
      @BashfulBones 3 роки тому +1

      My fingers smell like chicken

    • @oscardepaz1196
      @oscardepaz1196 3 роки тому +4

      Trust me, man. In my opinion, this is the worst of the jaws movies.

  • @Horrormaster13
    @Horrormaster13 5 років тому +4039

    Jaws
    Jaws 2
    Jaws 3D
    Jaws 4: The Revenge
    Jaws 5: Just Business 💲
    Jaws 6: Pure Pleasure 💋
    Jaws 7: Cyberjaws 🖥⌨
    Jaws 8: Robojaws 🤖
    Jaws 9: Shark Hunters 🎯
    Jaws 10: Man vs. Shark vs. All the Terrors of the Sea
    Jaws 11: Outta Space
    Jaws 12: A Prequel
    Jaws 13: A Sequel to the Prequel
    Jaws 14: A Shark is starting a Family
    Jaws 15: A Russian Shark 🇷🇺
    Jaws 16: A Shark Takes Manhattan
    Jaws 17: Fifty Shades of Grey
    Jaws 18 Origins: A Reboot
    Jaws 19: Saving the Oceans

  • @1bollz924
    @1bollz924 3 роки тому +102

    Did anyone else notice how bruised the dolphins were?

  • @galladesamurai2380
    @galladesamurai2380 3 роки тому +120

    10:23
    Every anime girl in existence is sweating profusely right now

    • @cadancedsnuts
      @cadancedsnuts 2 роки тому +8

      NO WHY 😭

    • @radium6637
      @radium6637 2 роки тому +2

      YES

    • @FrancisHD
      @FrancisHD 2 роки тому +1

      No.

    • @bananenneus1540
      @bananenneus1540 Рік тому +2

      I dont get it

    • @Buzzbot-
      @Buzzbot- 6 місяців тому +1

      Good, you don't need to. God bless you hold on to the innocents you
      Still have.​@bananenneus1540

  • @maximushermanite
    @maximushermanite 5 років тому +708

    “Hey is it just me, or does that grenade look like an oxygen tank to you?”
    “A whaaat?” 😂

    • @theawesome5871
      @theawesome5871 5 років тому +8

      I think he should have done that.

    • @apersonandaperson
      @apersonandaperson 5 років тому +2

      Maximus Hermanite how is that funny?

    • @alucard624
      @alucard624 5 років тому +11

      @@apersonandaperson Watch the other Jaws kill count videos James has done. He uses that clip of the guy saying that in the first movie to comic effect a few times.

    • @DannDorito
      @DannDorito 5 років тому

      What is this COMMENT "What is an a whaaat?"

  • @willhewitt1250
    @willhewitt1250 5 років тому +396

    Original jaws looks down from shark heaven in disgust and confusion

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 5 років тому +9

      “Bruce” the shark: why did they redo my incident with my killer and in a water park?

  • @nickmacdermott396
    @nickmacdermott396 3 роки тому +23

    STONE COLD STEVE SHARKSTON KILLED ME OMG THE GLASS BREAKING I CANT BREATHE

  • @SS4Xani
    @SS4Xani 2 роки тому +14

    You are correct, James, when you say sharks cannot - in point of fact - swim backwards. In reality, if you can manage to somehow drag a shark backwards, you will effectively drown it similarly to shooting water continuously up a human's nasal passageways so to speak.

  • @chuzzlingchuzzler
    @chuzzlingchuzzler 5 років тому +539

    The thumbnail of this video was scarier then anything in the movie.

    • @donutdog5326
      @donutdog5326 5 років тому +21

      When I looked at the thumbnail I thought for a second that guy in that costume was gonna be the killer shark. 😂

    • @mattmpp4695
      @mattmpp4695 5 років тому +2

      @Donut Dog
      Same

    • @springfrappe8778
      @springfrappe8778 5 років тому +3

      I honestly thought it was a joke at first

    • @orlandolmao6794
      @orlandolmao6794 5 років тому +1

      Exactlyyyyy

    • @greippi4563
      @greippi4563 5 років тому +1

      Yeah😱

  • @DannyIAH
    @DannyIAH 5 років тому +826

    14:40
    "A Killer Great White is one thing, but now we're dealing with Stone Cold Steve Sharkstin? BAH GAWD!"
    This is why James is the best UA-camr ever. 😂😂

    • @nicolebriant98
      @nicolebriant98 5 років тому +5

      TheIconicVigilante best horror kill count youtuber. Not the best youtuber on UA-cam though

    • @hogypogy1911
      @hogypogy1911 5 років тому +3

      TheIconicVigilante yeah that broke me

    • @DannyIAH
      @DannyIAH 5 років тому +5

      @@nicolebriant98 We both have our opinions.

    • @kylermiller659
      @kylermiller659 5 років тому +1

      I thought dolphintervention was better

    • @forestgump2211
      @forestgump2211 5 років тому +2

      THANK you, TheIconicVigilante!
      James *RULES* !

  • @TSP107
    @TSP107 3 роки тому +13

    Why does this look older than jaws 1 and 2

  • @brandonleague3641
    @brandonleague3641 3 роки тому +22

    The scene where the corpse floats up into the window SCARED THE SHIT out of me as a kid.

  • @tiedyedakman017
    @tiedyedakman017 4 роки тому +1672

    Universal: let’s make another jaws
    The writers: no it’ll be dumb
    Universal: *DO IT DAMMIT*

    • @SevenBendy
      @SevenBendy 4 роки тому +18

      DANG YOU UNIVERSAL
      no threat to god’s universe

    • @gatchywatchyentertainmentb2090
      @gatchywatchyentertainmentb2090 4 роки тому +39

      **Movie comes out and is poorly received.**
      Universal: wow that was dumb.....
      The writers: no way really? 😒

    • @alberthodges2091
      @alberthodges2091 3 роки тому +8

      universal: i am universal
      the writers: ok

    • @au7923
      @au7923 3 роки тому +17

      Universal: lets make another one
      Writers: IT'S GONNA BE WORSE
      Universal: *better shut the fuck up and do it*
      Writers: ok

    • @HuneeBruh
      @HuneeBruh 3 роки тому +10

      @@gatchywatchyentertainmentb2090 universal: why did you guys make such a bad movie?!
      Writers: *excuse me what*

  • @Aerialbot
    @Aerialbot 5 років тому +278

    “... to provide some dolphinterference” - ok I laughed way more at that than I should probably admit!

  • @oliverm7138
    @oliverm7138 3 роки тому +13

    "You got that good shit man? That kush coral?" James is up there with the greats-like the ones in Whorton hears a who.

  • @crewposterandfootballer6136
    @crewposterandfootballer6136 3 роки тому +5

    14:28 world class editing looks so real

  • @jonasmcnordin9624
    @jonasmcnordin9624 5 років тому +428

    11:29 man this was so funny, I don't care who you are

    • @fidelgarcia2224
      @fidelgarcia2224 5 років тому +7

      But what if I was the momma shark?

    • @buttonscasper
      @buttonscasper 5 років тому +2

      BABY SHARK

    • @carbon4454
      @carbon4454 5 років тому +2

      It made me want to blow my fucking brains out, not laugh

    • @landonhagan450
      @landonhagan450 5 років тому +1

      What was it a reference to?

    • @DaJokur
      @DaJokur 5 років тому +2

      I laughed harder then I should have

  • @juggernautyt1508
    @juggernautyt1508 5 років тому +519

    "Now we are dealing with stone Cold Steve sharkston!" - James 2019

  • @randomguycommentingonthisy4195
    @randomguycommentingonthisy4195 2 роки тому +7

    12:32 Just mentioning this randomly but in real life titanic passengers weren't locked up behind gates, there was almost no discrimination against them but because there was more chaos in the third class compartment most of them were unable to get to the deck before it was too late

  • @bradleyswissman
    @bradleyswissman 2 роки тому +24

    Having binge-watched so many of these kill counts in the past week, my absolute favorite thing is when James does a silly “whohoho” whenever we see a stupid 3D effect. Never fails to make me crack up 😂😂😂😂

  • @boxfox3555
    @boxfox3555 4 роки тому +1372

    "Does that mean the captive shark we just saw die was a baby shark?"
    *sad doot do da doot ta doo*

  • @alexiasrei3594
    @alexiasrei3594 5 років тому +195

    "The shark we just watched die was a baby shark?" *sadly sings doo do do do doo*
    I laughed so hard at that

  • @toomberrebmoot9244
    @toomberrebmoot9244 2 роки тому +9

    13:44 now you could say that this instance of the shark "swimming backwards" was her using the current from the pipe as assistance, but every other instance of her doing this says otherwise.

  • @yaxantonio3719
    @yaxantonio3719 2 роки тому +2

    the stone cold steve sharkstin always gets me

  • @theoctopus5308
    @theoctopus5308 5 років тому +285

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly, he count shark snacc

  • @KJC21793.
    @KJC21793. 5 років тому +892

    It almost seems the victims were the lucky ones in this movie since they got to leave it early.

  • @bo2720
    @bo2720 3 роки тому +6

    07:50 lol loved that NO.

  • @powercat8293
    @powercat8293 3 роки тому +7

    "we do our shark research.."
    james: you did not do your research

  • @FreddyMillz
    @FreddyMillz 5 років тому +222

    I almost shit myself laughing at Stone Cold Steve Shark-ston!!! "BY GOD!!!"

    • @kniffeprtyy
      @kniffeprtyy 5 років тому +1

      Freddy Millz same 😂😂😂

    • @B_bang22
      @B_bang22 5 років тому +2

      Its all fun and games til the shark starts drinking beer

    • @senorbusyman
      @senorbusyman 5 років тому +1

      same. i freaked out when i heard that glass break

    • @FreddyMillz
      @FreddyMillz 5 років тому +1

      @@B_bang22 "When you hear the glass...thats your ass!"

  • @Sus_Miser
    @Sus_Miser 5 років тому +620

    Jaws: I’m so good!
    Jaws 2: I’m so good
    Jaws 3D: I’m so-
    James: NOOO GET BACK GET BACK!

    • @nicktechnubyte1184
      @nicktechnubyte1184 5 років тому +8

      BAT CERV and don’t get me started on jaws the revenge!

    • @ricsonsison2321
      @ricsonsison2321 5 років тому +3

      Bruce the shark is the only named in jaws movie

    • @PL-kk4oe
      @PL-kk4oe 5 років тому

      It don't feel so good

    • @kyle.m8451
      @kyle.m8451 5 років тому +1

      “You are the silent killer, go back to the annex!”

  • @KentuckyKaiju
    @KentuckyKaiju 9 місяців тому +2

    I love how many Sealab 2021 references you manage to fit into this.
    Such an underrated show

  • @ceepthemaker101
    @ceepthemaker101 3 роки тому +8

    i love how james' camera has better quality than the movie

  • @dolfanchambers84
    @dolfanchambers84 5 років тому +307

    One of the most offensive parts of this movie - that I’m only noticing thanks to you pointing it out - is that it takes place in land-locked Orlando with a gate to the open ocean. I had always assumed it was Sea World San Diego.

  • @ecaboots
    @ecaboots 4 роки тому +1345

    Correct: sharks cannot swim backwards, and would kinda “drown” themselves if they did. In fact, sharks can’t even breathe if they aren’t constantly moving forward :/

    • @MintySweetea
      @MintySweetea 4 роки тому +90

      so basically they just had to immobilize it long enough for it to suffocate

    • @lemonzest905
      @lemonzest905 4 роки тому +14

      @@MintySweetea basically lmao

    • @slyravenclaw6355
      @slyravenclaw6355 4 роки тому +18

      other than nurse sharks yeah

    • @themanformerlyknownascomme777
      @themanformerlyknownascomme777 4 роки тому +30

      That's only certain types of sharks which the great white is amoung

    • @xenodragonlord6007
      @xenodragonlord6007 4 роки тому +43

      It really depends on the species of shark. Some can sit in place for long periods of time.

  • @solomongrundy1618
    @solomongrundy1618 3 роки тому +6

    14:47 thanks James now I'm gonna hear Steve Austin's music every time I watch that scene

  • @anthyatt6904
    @anthyatt6904 Рік тому +4

    I love the way the shark stops when it breaks the glass to the control room. Hyper realism.

  • @oneuptop5371
    @oneuptop5371 5 років тому +582

    11:29... “was the shark that just died a baby shark?dooodooodooo” 😂😂I’m dying

    • @milanbeerepoot4260
      @milanbeerepoot4260 5 років тому +13

      If that joke was in rewind 2018
      It would have become like 3% better
      Wich is a lot by rewind 2018 standards

    • @carbon4454
      @carbon4454 5 років тому +4

      Haha soooooooooooooo fucking fuuuuunnny funny, it makes me want to slit my wrists with a rusty spoon

    • @daleanmonster4218
      @daleanmonster4218 5 років тому +4

      Fionn Ó Faoláin woah calm down edge lord

    • @carbon4454
      @carbon4454 5 років тому +2

      @Tony Mc and more 7878 What are you five?

    • @dantheman6888
      @dantheman6888 5 років тому

      Wasn't it a nurse shark

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 років тому +382

    Omg Bruce is at Sea World! Now he can finally... fight...
    They didn't have a Shamu fight...

    • @venturianfan
      @venturianfan 5 років тому +8

      tails can you tell us why you are always disappointed with anything I do

    • @the-god-uchiha3008
      @the-god-uchiha3008 5 років тому +4

      That’s not Bruce, Bruce is dead

    • @ashenone3883
      @ashenone3883 5 років тому +11

      Jaws unleashed ps2 game my friend

    • @hersonz767
      @hersonz767 5 років тому +1

      Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions charmx

    • @adrianlanda7206
      @adrianlanda7206 5 років тому

      Do you watch 8 bit Ryan because I think I saw you in the comments section

  • @randyhernandez515
    @randyhernandez515 3 роки тому +3

    15:33 "Oh no, i'm going to die in 3d, WHOAAA"

  • @robot6278
    @robot6278 11 місяців тому +2

    “What research, what homework no it isn’t” 4 years later and I still die of laughter from it every time

  • @lynniew1353
    @lynniew1353 5 років тому +148

    “That’s a 3D severed arm coming at us!”
    *”WaAaOoOoO!”*
    “A spooky 3D skeleton hand!”
    *”WaAaOoOoO!”*
    “3D sedative!”
    *”WaAaOoO- Gross.”*

    • @slanted4918
      @slanted4918 5 років тому +1

      “I’m a 3D captive mammal!”
      “WaAAooOo!”

    • @victorudoh2095
      @victorudoh2095 4 роки тому

      That waaaoooo made me laugh more than I should 🤣🤣

  • @kylewelch2146
    @kylewelch2146 4 роки тому +703

    “a series of tubes, much like the internet.”
    this guy gets it. it’s not a big truck.

  • @ricardo6156
    @ricardo6156 3 роки тому +5

    3:25 I was waiting for "that's nice" in this part of the video😂

  • @StandBySky
    @StandBySky 2 роки тому +5

    A few months ago I actually went to a place in Florida called discovery cove and that was where I actually got to swim with the dolphin Capricorn! It was pretty fun to learn that he’s over 50 years old and that he starred in a jaws movie!

  • @TheHorrorGeek
    @TheHorrorGeek 5 років тому +176

    Stone Cold Steve Sharkston...still laughing about that.
    This might be your greatest script ever.

    • @leeroycruz9946
      @leeroycruz9946 5 років тому +1

      Stone cold by gawd

    • @dakidd6112
      @dakidd6112 5 років тому +1

      I had to rewind it! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @joseroblox-be3uq
      @joseroblox-be3uq 5 років тому +1

      theres nothing i want to see more than the shark giving someone a stunner

    • @TheHorrorGeek
      @TheHorrorGeek 5 років тому

      @@joseroblox-be3uq I would pay good money to see this.

  • @TheFunniBaconMan
    @TheFunniBaconMan 4 роки тому +380

    You know, if one of my bosses yelled "No overtime!" while riding away on a jetski, tbh I wouldn't even be mad.

  • @finchiepoo
    @finchiepoo 3 роки тому +6

    Fun fact: I swam with those dolphins when I went to Discovery Cove. It was pretty awesome.

  • @1971Corwin
    @1971Corwin 3 роки тому +6

    I know that objectively this movie isn't good, but I saw it when i was 12 and my memories of it are pretty fond. I remember Fitzroyce's death scene particularly vividly.

  • @bvellaz
    @bvellaz 5 років тому +226

    "the evidence of seaworlds neglectance was around 30 years before blackflish"
    lmao *preach*

    • @geddoe316
      @geddoe316 5 років тому +4

      *rolls eyes* always something

    • @montanna9546
      @montanna9546 5 років тому +2

      Blackfish is fucked up lol

    • @Beatbod
      @Beatbod 5 років тому +3

      geddoe316 what’s that supposed to mean

  • @nou-oh8ty
    @nou-oh8ty 5 років тому +524

    Why did I think the thumbnail pic was a sock puppet?
    Edit: I’m am fully aware that it’s a mascot-

  • @xposir2807
    @xposir2807 3 роки тому +5

    The thumbnail was scarier than anything he’s covered

  • @bernebelmont1857
    @bernebelmont1857 3 роки тому +32

    wait so "connected to the open ocean"
    Sea World is in Orlando in central Florida, miles from any major body water (like a 2-3 hour drive?) and this movie acts like it's right on the Atlantic but like, theres no way a shark could swim into the park geographically it makes no sense

    • @eddixon2015
      @eddixon2015 3 роки тому +15

      Well did you ever consider the possibility that maybe the shark hitchhiked to Orlando?

    • @TylersVersion_
      @TylersVersion_ 3 роки тому +3

      @@eddixon2015 this is gold 😂💀

    • @magdelenarozich4229
      @magdelenarozich4229 2 роки тому

      Exactly. They picked the most inland part of Florida and were like “yeah mans swam 100+ miles in a tube” LIKE THATS NOT HOW SHARKS WORK. I don’t understand why they didn’t go with MarineLand, which is right on the coast, if they’re so desperate for a theme park jaws film

  • @jessicamclaughlin4636
    @jessicamclaughlin4636 5 років тому +153

    Dude you're killing it with your commentary I am sitting here crying as I listen xD

    • @ravenbloom6732
      @ravenbloom6732 5 років тому

      Put the movie on the Kill Count, haha.

  • @lucas5214
    @lucas5214 5 років тому +411

    I found this channel maybe 3 weeks ago and I've already watched every kill count, love this channel

  • @aaronm359
    @aaronm359 3 роки тому

    Your 3D whoas are too much when I'm this high! I cannot 😂

  • @cleonRIP
    @cleonRIP 3 роки тому +1

    I was in 3rd grade back in 99 when I fell in love with Jaws. I made my mom take me to blockbuster and rent all the sequels and I watched them all in a weekend. This one actually gave me my first jump scare! 🤣

  • @BisexualG00SE
    @BisexualG00SE 3 роки тому +369

    10:38 fun fact, everytime a Great White has been held in captivity it has died within a few weeks because they get depressed

    • @ultimapower6950
      @ultimapower6950 3 роки тому +5

      And that is why osha would murder this movie

    • @xBloodxFangx
      @xBloodxFangx 3 роки тому +55

      Sharks do not feel feelings like humans, they do not get depressed. The reason the great white died in captivity is cause they need to be swimming at a certain speed in vast open ocean and doing so constantly to breath, and no aquarium or marine park has a space big enough for a great white to be swimming fast enough and for long enough with out needing to turn to keep breathing.

    • @sapnaabbasi4864
      @sapnaabbasi4864 3 роки тому +9

      Thats Not a Fun fact all at

    • @douglasbubbletrousers4763
      @douglasbubbletrousers4763 2 роки тому +2

      @@xBloodxFangx I’m pretty sure sharks drowning if they stop moving is just an internet myth. They can pump water through their gills themselves

    • @mickellis925
      @mickellis925 2 роки тому +2

      @@douglasbubbletrousers4763 are you actually serious

  • @nagoliscool
    @nagoliscool 5 років тому +674

    It's not a robot uprising we need to worry about.
    It's the *D O L P H I N U P R I S I N G*

    • @DacStudiosEntertainment
      @DacStudiosEntertainment 4 роки тому +5

      FadedScars what’s scarier is that there’s dolphins in minecraft

    • @PinkGoldAbby
      @PinkGoldAbby 4 роки тому +2

      @@DacStudiosEntertainment
      They're taking over our video games.

    • @Capri_00
      @Capri_00 4 роки тому +5

      Wasn’t that a Simpsons episode?

    • @playerknownasmousecop
      @playerknownasmousecop 4 роки тому +2

      Is this a Generation Tech reference?

    • @Nighlocktheawesome00
      @Nighlocktheawesome00 4 роки тому +2

      No, it's the apes we need to worry about.

  • @TipTop_171
    @TipTop_171 2 роки тому

    This is so great

  • @smiley.dmcallistor1987
    @smiley.dmcallistor1987 3 роки тому +1

    I'll always love the way James says "Woah"

  • @randomkidonyoutube2507
    @randomkidonyoutube2507 5 років тому +139

    Who Else Saw The Picture And Thought It Was A Mistake?
    I Thought It Was Gonna be A Puppet Show Weird

    • @mrsquishy1561
      @mrsquishy1561 5 років тому +5

      Me too, I thought he was gonna recreate the movie using puppets to mock youtubes copyright system

    • @therustedshank9995
      @therustedshank9995 5 років тому +2

      At first, I legit thought that was the shark prop they were gonna use in the movie.

  • @matthewfloyd2195
    @matthewfloyd2195 5 років тому +143

    I'd like to joke that Jaws 3D did more damage to SeaWorld's reputation than Blackfish did, but that'd be giving Jaws 3D's legacy way too much credit.

  • @joystickthesentientpc7787
    @joystickthesentientpc7787 3 роки тому +4

    I love that the movie has to remind us like every 5 minutes that it’s 3D.

  • @L0ckett07
    @L0ckett07 3 роки тому +6

    the only thing keeping me alive are James' "wOAoaOh"s 😂

  • @The_Raccoon_With_Internet
    @The_Raccoon_With_Internet 5 років тому +164

    The thumbnail makes the shark look like a weird muppet character XD

    • @tacticalwatermelon1842
      @tacticalwatermelon1842 5 років тому +2

      @Arnav Gairola are you sure?

    • @calebgadison167
      @calebgadison167 5 років тому +1

      @@tacticalwatermelon1842 it's an orca

    • @Handkeliw
      @Handkeliw 5 років тому +4

      @Arnav Gairola are u have the dumb? It reel shaalrk

    • @brandonthorpe9905
      @brandonthorpe9905 5 років тому

      I thought it looked burnt, or dirty or something in the pic. But it is it's the seaworld mascot or something, so close to a muppet.

    • @riptotosmic6468
      @riptotosmic6468 5 років тому +1

      it's the shamu mascot.

  • @bimmylee1744
    @bimmylee1744 3 роки тому +422

    “The shark still looks fake” -Marty McFly 2015

    • @La2yAJ
      @La2yAJ 3 роки тому +18

      This guy gets it!

    • @radium6637
      @radium6637 2 роки тому +3

      and he ain’t wrong

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 Рік тому +1

      Well, it still looks better than Sharknado.

  • @florptytoo
    @florptytoo Рік тому +1

    Boring fact: this was the first movie I ever "saw" in theaters. My mom wanted to see it. I had just turned two years old. She had no babysitter and she was worried I might cry at some point and ruin it, but she took me along anyway. I fell asleep immediately and slept through the whole thing.

  • @jaiye8023
    @jaiye8023 3 роки тому

    I’m going back through your channel and omg you are soooo hilarious! This video had me wheezing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @agentcorgi7300
    @agentcorgi7300 5 років тому +54

    Me: "Gotta get up, got stuff to do".
    James: (Uploads Jaws 3D Kill Count)
    Me: "I got 20 minutes"

  • @eliterecruit59
    @eliterecruit59 5 років тому +571

    The fastest way to a woman’s heart is gladiator HANDS? Damn, so that’s what I’ve been doing wrong. Thanks man!
    Edit: If you were wondering, I’ve been using the splashy grab ass...
    Hasn’t been working out...

  • @Evil.Totoro
    @Evil.Totoro Рік тому

    I really loved this movie when I was a kid. Still has some cool moments, and is a cool premise.

  • @damoncohen671
    @damoncohen671 3 роки тому

    Love your kill counts James!

  • @bigthickmanmeat1443
    @bigthickmanmeat1443 5 років тому +291

    I knew James was going to make Back To The Future reference the second I saw Marty's mum

  • @renamon5658
    @renamon5658 5 років тому +172

    Why do i get a feeling that in 2020 jaws will get a remake or reboot

    • @ObviousOccult
      @ObviousOccult 5 років тому +17

      Because Hollywood and also money

    • @casper6405
      @casper6405 5 років тому +10

      @@ObviousOccult plus its gonna be part of an extended universe
      Called the sharkverse

    • @wopjohn
      @wopjohn 5 років тому +17

      All female reboot. Except the mayor

    • @poshcat4380
      @poshcat4380 5 років тому +5

      Of a robot shark

    • @brandongonzales2448
      @brandongonzales2448 5 років тому +4

      @@casper6405 jaws v sharknado sounds dumb but interesting lol

  • @char1737
    @char1737 2 роки тому

    My grand kids and I lost it at the baby shark joke ! Keep up the great work !

  • @Zoologic21
    @Zoologic21 3 роки тому +1

    I like that the ad break occurs just after the “GOVNA” clips.

  • @bersan6445
    @bersan6445 5 років тому +98

    Anything: Exists
    James: That looks like an air tank

  • @faizunasyraff3719
    @faizunasyraff3719 5 років тому +221

    *sees title*
    Me: ahhh yes another jaws kill count
    *sees thumbnail*
    Me: WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN
    THAT?
    (edit) no one saw anything

    • @brooksblakeley8038
      @brooksblakeley8038 5 років тому +7

      My man called it a dead count. Lol

    • @faizunasyraff3719
      @faizunasyraff3719 5 років тому +9

      @@brooksblakeley8038 shush. Just realized it. Let it be....Let it be....

    • @colm1983
      @colm1983 5 років тому +3

      Me when I saw the thumbnail: dafaq is *Dat?*

    • @Honey_Bunny42069
      @Honey_Bunny42069 5 років тому +2

      I was like wtf aswell

    • @BubblyFemboy
      @BubblyFemboy 5 років тому +3

      @@faizunasyraff3719 *Dead count*

  • @pat2rome
    @pat2rome 5 місяців тому

    That "look around around around around" microphone joke and Dear Prudence reference was absolutely fantastic. Zorin, feel proud.