Ice Cream Man (1995) KILL COUNT

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  • @thedude8457
    @thedude8457 4 роки тому +13288

    Fun fact: Clint Howard would yell at the top of his lungs on his way to set, so his voice would be more gravily and scary.

    • @makeeli_sage502
      @makeeli_sage502 4 роки тому +434

      i mean he is not the nicest looking person

    • @gamingvn3797
      @gamingvn3797 4 роки тому +102

      Look like Angus Young

    • @oogabooga2379
      @oogabooga2379 4 роки тому +40

      Thx

    • @mr.lucifer9023
      @mr.lucifer9023 4 роки тому +50

      @Dakota Smith good job really fascinating surprised you know that I’m the second intelligent in my class and even I didn’t know that!!! 👍🏻😀🤙🏻

    • @deadchannel-xh8fl
      @deadchannel-xh8fl 4 роки тому +126

      I guess that's why he's good for the role. Ice cream man? I scream man.

  • @personwholivesonearth8007
    @personwholivesonearth8007 4 роки тому +5281

    I love how James dresses up for each movie kill count.

  • @icy3979
    @icy3979 3 роки тому +5153

    imagine getting into heaven
    and finding out your death was a dull machete

  • @Sizzlinpapaya1014
    @Sizzlinpapaya1014 3 роки тому +849

    More movies need to do the flower bit. Have something clearly fake that everyone in the movie just acts like it’s normal. Love it

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 Рік тому +7

      Excellent username!

    • @vinny5325
      @vinny5325 Рік тому +59

      What are you talking about ??? Those are real flowers You might want to get your eyes checked

  • @mqzytazu2341
    @mqzytazu2341 3 роки тому +2102

    Bruh when he says ''the movie begins" it never gets old

    • @Antiii0
      @Antiii0 3 роки тому +18

      Thank you, finally someone agrees

    • @adriannn0
      @adriannn0 3 роки тому +17

      It gets me nervous 😭

    • @myarmsrgone
      @myarmsrgone 3 роки тому +29

      What about "Welcome to the Kill Count, where we tally up the victims in all our favour horror movies."

    • @a_lill_wrom
      @a_lill_wrom 3 роки тому +3

      I love your pfp

    • @mqzytazu2341
      @mqzytazu2341 3 роки тому +2

      @@a_lill_wrom thank you

  • @MrHoodylol
    @MrHoodylol 3 роки тому +4560

    Can we just appreciate of how he puts related items/action figures on the shelf behind him

  • @faizozigi869
    @faizozigi869 3 роки тому +4924

    When someone dies: damn that’s horrible
    When dog dies: *steps through screen to kill the killer*

  • @them.
    @them. 3 роки тому +1087

    "I'm DEFINITELY not going to a G film."
    *universe dissolves*

    • @klh824
      @klh824 3 роки тому +14

      😂😂😂

    • @HopePapernacky
      @HopePapernacky 2 роки тому +10

      “I’m DEFINITELY not going to a G film 😒🙄”
      *time vortex opens*
      Not as funny as yours

    • @dragonthehero
      @dragonthehero 2 роки тому +10

      @@HopePapernacky oh don't worry my idea was kinda bad too
      "I'm DEFINITELY not going to a G film."
      *hello darkness my old friend*

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 Рік тому +8

      “I’m DEFINITELY not going to a G film.”
      Universe: “You’re not going to ANY films!”

  • @hadowong2985
    @hadowong2985 4 роки тому +845

    I would love to see this movie remade with a much higher budget and more gore

    • @nishikaiii
      @nishikaiii 3 роки тому +16

      yes omg

    • @CruiseBro16
      @CruiseBro16 3 роки тому +6

      Cool

    • @iamaqween5156
      @iamaqween5156 3 роки тому +15

      @Finn Danger *but the dog bites him in the a$$ and runs

    • @splatoon9072
      @splatoon9072 2 роки тому +2

      icemen don't really exist anymore

    • @marisoldelossantos5518
      @marisoldelossantos5518 2 роки тому +4

      @@splatoon9072 Over here they do come around, very rare and in summer only. Tho it may be different for you

  • @loganlain6001
    @loganlain6001 4 роки тому +1168

    James, you know that "ice cream thing?" Gregory stabs into Janet's chin? Well, that is an ice cream beater pole that blends the delights and it is a piece needed for the ice cream machine. This is a real thing.

  • @A_Random_Artis
    @A_Random_Artis 4 роки тому +3088

    The ice cream man: kills the dog
    John wick: So you’ve chosen death

  • @WexyBooBooBear
    @WexyBooBooBear 3 роки тому +301

    This was my first dead meat episode I ever watched, and for that it will always be my favorite.

    • @guest2969
      @guest2969 3 роки тому +1

      Glad to hear 😃

    • @StijnCOMPAGNIE
      @StijnCOMPAGNIE Рік тому +1

      Same, i rewatch it ones in a while

    • @filifili4275
      @filifili4275 Рік тому

      great move on boobear

    • @Fazman009
      @Fazman009 10 місяців тому +2

      Mine was killer klowns from outer space when I tried to reach a Halloween horror nights review but I couldn’t remember the exact name so I named it by its most memorable moment

  • @dylan_fox085
    @dylan_fox085 4 роки тому +1288

    "He ain't no rocketeer, f*cking loser" makes me laugh harder than anything

    • @JinxTiger
      @JinxTiger 3 роки тому +6

      It’s nice to see another mcyt fan in the horror side of UA-cam

    • @meowdasia
      @meowdasia 3 роки тому

      he no rocketeer he a asshole

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 2 роки тому +1

      @@JinxTiger mcyt?

    • @idoorion9279
      @idoorion9279 2 роки тому +2

      I read your comment exactly when James said it

    • @MsIvory1
      @MsIvory1 2 роки тому

      I’m good

  • @kissfreak9056
    @kissfreak9056 4 роки тому +931

    There’s a Stephen King feel in this movie...
    Obviously! There’s a group of kids riding on their bikes trying to fight evil

  • @gsutphin3303
    @gsutphin3303 5 років тому +316

    I love how James dresses up for these certain kill counts

  • @DanteYewToob
    @DanteYewToob 3 роки тому +138

    Wish some of these films could get modern sequels. Clint Howard is still alive and if they find a good modern actor who does a great creepy vibe like Elijah Wood or something to play Paul it would be great!
    Don’t even market it as a sequel though, just make a dope horror film and for those of us who know, we get an extra special ice cream film treat!

  • @TheSlammurai
    @TheSlammurai 6 років тому +2889

    "What's in it?"
    "Eye scream"

    • @sparto089
      @sparto089 6 років тому +12

      Ha
      funny

    • @duddud504
      @duddud504 6 років тому +17

      lol why did tunas bike fall over like half way through????
      It WaS tOo TiReD lolilol xd

    • @iamnoone7757
      @iamnoone7757 6 років тому +13

      You mean "eyes cream"

    • @maximilianmus_
      @maximilianmus_ 6 років тому +9

      Just a special real eyeball :)

    • @yellowbrozyt19
      @yellowbrozyt19 6 років тому +3

      No He Said “Classified, Classified Policeman.”

  • @SaftonYT
    @SaftonYT 4 роки тому +273

    The utterly unfazed walk by the detective out of the asylum while being hounded by dozens of inmates is glorious. I wouldn't be remotely surprised if that actor was legitimately smashed filming that sequence.

    • @bryceao
      @bryceao 9 місяців тому +1

      i was caught so off guard when i first watched it, i remember being like "wtf??????"

  • @garrett2597
    @garrett2597 5 років тому +1938

    Times like these when lactose intolerance doesn’t sound so bad.

  • @limbobilbo8743
    @limbobilbo8743 2 роки тому +65

    “Its grenadine…..for my ice cream treats!”
    I am going to quote this whenever possible

    • @GRAYBOI897
      @GRAYBOI897 Місяць тому +1

      I always quote this and “there are no bad days, Gregory. Only happy, happy, happy days”

  • @thebatmanenthusiast
    @thebatmanenthusiast 4 роки тому +433

    Gregory: (Kills Dog)
    John Wick: *I smell illegal*

    • @StardustBullets
      @StardustBullets 4 роки тому +7

      John wick vs Gregory now in John wick 4

    • @TheClownMan1
      @TheClownMan1 4 роки тому +1

      That's actually a funny comment

    • @brandongamingtv7545
      @brandongamingtv7545 4 роки тому

      @@StardustBullets speaking of John wick 4, it looks like we need to wait longer for the movie to be released as it got postponed thanks to COVID 19 :(

    • @hush9639
      @hush9639 4 роки тому +1

      Brandon gaming TV goddamn diseases suck

    • @gh0ul1sh23
      @gh0ul1sh23 4 роки тому

      @@hush9639 idk why I love this comment

  • @johndavila1603
    @johndavila1603 4 роки тому +441

    This was my very first episode of Dead Meat! Have enjoyed watching all of these since Covid times, keep up the great work!!

  • @switchingtime
    @switchingtime 6 років тому +348

    7:44 "Man oh man, Tune, how you gonna get out of this--oh, we're fading to black again. Great."
    Laughed so hard I cried. Much love, James, thanks as always for the amazing video!

    • @jldrank1847
      @jldrank1847 6 років тому +1

      that was literally the most fucking standard joke he couldve made

  • @jayster3.0
    @jayster3.0 9 місяців тому +8

    I like how James is so excited about this underrated, masterpiece of a film. I love it. The movie itself is also the best part.

  • @armandhernandez4246
    @armandhernandez4246 6 років тому +580

    This dude's commentary is AMAZING!!

    • @lyn2046
      @lyn2046 6 років тому +2

      yes

    • @Adolesence
      @Adolesence 6 років тому +1

      are you new or something? I've known that for the past almost 2 years I've been watching

    • @BJ-pu3pg
      @BJ-pu3pg 6 років тому +1

      U can say that again

  • @onyxsavior7179
    @onyxsavior7179 4 роки тому +3282

    “The movie starts with a driveby.”
    *Wait, hang on-*

    • @Shawno625
      @Shawno625 4 роки тому +166

      He got shot because he was all out of fudge bars

    • @mauabus9529
      @mauabus9529 4 роки тому +28

      U have like 250+ likes but only 2 comments and that one comment is me

    • @josephochoa9861
      @josephochoa9861 4 роки тому +51

      @@Shawno625 how did you know the great ice cream massacre of '06?

    • @michaelbrookman5863
      @michaelbrookman5863 4 роки тому +16

      Hmmm

    • @scottprice4955
      @scottprice4955 4 роки тому +30

      If you refuse to give the Don's grandchild ice cream, then you're gonna get.....*iced*

  • @nathancotf5123
    @nathancotf5123 6 років тому +592

    Everyone who watched along with the celebration Livestream probably voted for this because it was a great time on the stream.

  • @weirddog8398
    @weirddog8398 3 роки тому +51

    I love awkward silence after he says “it’s granedean! For my I’ve cream treats!”

  • @FazerNaff
    @FazerNaff 4 роки тому +6009

    This movie should have been called “Ice Scream”

  • @The.Goobie
    @The.Goobie 6 років тому +178

    Imagine if scream used this movie for the big reveal of the killers:
    Billy likes the “blood” off his finger with a scary, greasy look at Sidney and says
    “It’s grenadine, from my ice cream treats”

  • @ammosophobia
    @ammosophobia 4 роки тому +574

    I scream,
    You scream,
    We all scream ...
    That's it.

  • @lizsaskia
    @lizsaskia 3 роки тому +211

    I literally laughed out loud several times during this! Especially the slow meandering escape from the zombie people. Also love 'Chekhov's nut-crushing machine' and 'Stockholm Paul' - you have an awesome way of describing things James :)

  • @justin99000
    @justin99000 6 років тому +181

    I genuinely appreciate not counting the off screen kills for dull machete because we know what it's going to be then. Keep up the good work James enjoy Halloween and be good peop *comment gets cut off 2 seconds early*

  • @fox7205-d8b
    @fox7205-d8b 4 роки тому +683

    Fun fact: the ice cream man actor was the actor for Kate’s Catering Company Dr. Seuss’ Cat in The Hat 🎩

    • @NoName-zh2ry
      @NoName-zh2ry 4 роки тому +3

      He was not a mail man

    • @damianprock1650
      @damianprock1650 4 роки тому +21

      @@NoName-zh2ry yeah, he was Kate for Kate's catering company

    • @lizzy1110
      @lizzy1110 4 роки тому +12

      He was also in the live action Grinch

    • @damianprock1650
      @damianprock1650 4 роки тому +3

      @@lizzy1110 as who?

    • @lizzy1110
      @lizzy1110 4 роки тому +11

      Damian Prock He's the mayors assistant

  • @god_d_doflamingo8415
    @god_d_doflamingo8415 6 років тому +125

    man these dead meat episode are getting out of hand, i cant take this much greatness.

  • @taiyorenai7690
    @taiyorenai7690 Місяць тому +4

    11:54 That delivery is incredible omg 😭

  • @4crosswashere7
    @4crosswashere7 6 років тому +3309

    Someone dies:
    Well that sucks
    A dog or any other pet dies:
    YOU MONSTER!!!!!

  • @silase-6352
    @silase-6352 6 років тому +128

    This quickly became my favorite Kill Count. Thank you for being so entertaining.

  • @magenit
    @magenit 4 роки тому +3430

    "directed by a porn directer"
    ngl i did not know porn needed directors
    Wow thanks for the likes : )
    And yes, I did know porn needed directors, it was a joke, but I can see why people missed it.

    • @whyisblue923taken
      @whyisblue923taken 4 роки тому +110

      Magenit lol Bella Thorne of Disney fame became one. It was on the news. I think she may be the most famous one now just for that .

    • @Regularcayden1
      @Regularcayden1 4 роки тому +12

      Ha

    • @foopthehoop3103
      @foopthehoop3103 4 роки тому +27

      People need jobs

    • @kmartemployee
      @kmartemployee 4 роки тому +7

      You are joking right

    • @Kaylaaa_x-2
      @Kaylaaa_x-2 4 роки тому +8

      Oof I can’t find anything tbh it’s probs for adults ;-;

  • @waldornprime5567
    @waldornprime5567 2 роки тому +38

    3:17
    And thus, James had found his favorite line out of every film ever

  • @leutsssz
    @leutsssz 6 років тому +90

    WAIT WHAT? ANOTHER KILLCOUNT???????? THIS WEEKEND COULDN'T GET BETTER

  • @skylarchungus9249
    @skylarchungus9249 5 років тому +1782

    *sees dead dog*
    JOHN WICK WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

  • @janetbaman8048
    @janetbaman8048 4 роки тому +112

    Looks like Small Paul is going to be the next Ice Cream Man, I will watch his future career with great interest

  • @thehighground1695
    @thehighground1695 2 роки тому +21

    This was the kill count that started me on the channel and thank you for the good times

  • @VVYPUR_ONX
    @VVYPUR_ONX 3 роки тому +1073

    My favorite lines :
    “ cause that pistachio is lookin pis-nasty yo”
    “ named f*ckin tuna”
    “ tUnA “
    “ AHH NO GEGORY NO “
    “ tuna cassera? :D “
    “ small Paul getting small hauled in the t r u c k “
    “ an affair hes having with a fish named Wanda “
    “ oh we’re fading to black again “
    “ rocketeers filled seats faster than congress “
    “. After gankin the kid of his bike “

    • @ilikefrogss
      @ilikefrogss 3 роки тому +2

      sorry i ruined your 69💀

    • @meowdasia
      @meowdasia 3 роки тому +1

      @@ilikefrogss shut up

    • @meowdasia
      @meowdasia 3 роки тому +2

      @@ilikefrogss no forgoring

    • @thereddemon4117
      @thereddemon4117 3 роки тому +7

      "I couldn't stop you from gettin' ganked, now let's play big bank take little bank" (~ O'Shea Jackson Sr)

    • @cryo311old
      @cryo311old 3 роки тому +3

      “They’ve got an appetite for destruction, so they go to his paradise cream city”

  • @THEPTRAMO
    @THEPTRAMO 6 років тому +431

    12:16
    Is it just me or did that 'mind-controlled patient' with the glasses lose character for a sec when he knocked over a prop?

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  6 років тому +94

      HE DEFINITELY DID!! Haha I noticed while editing

    • @THEPTRAMO
      @THEPTRAMO 6 років тому +24

      Dead Meat
      Haha glad I wasn’t the only one...
      The fact they still used the scene explains a lot about this movie!
      Love your vids!

    • @strayhyena6432
      @strayhyena6432 6 років тому

      Oh yeah I saw that too xD

    • @nikgapi9526
      @nikgapi9526 6 років тому +1

      😂 lol

  • @casualredguard2881
    @casualredguard2881 4 роки тому +280

    6:18
    She wasn't possessed by an angel.
    She was possessed by a goose.

    • @emmettgraves4925
      @emmettgraves4925 4 роки тому +8

      Or one of Jim Carrey's Bruce Almighty angels

    • @joeysopinion4463
      @joeysopinion4463 4 роки тому +4

      Emma Graves I saw that movie at Kroger’s in the movie section

    • @npc-333
      @npc-333 4 роки тому +4

      *c h a o s g o o s e*

    • @Smug_Rexx
      @Smug_Rexx 4 роки тому +2

      100th like

    • @sans9195
      @sans9195 4 роки тому

      Lol

  • @kazz6884
    @kazz6884 3 роки тому +30

    I love how everyone in the comments are absolutely pissed about the dog dying and honestly same here

  • @idontknowanymore5104
    @idontknowanymore5104 4 роки тому +737

    Dog: gets killed
    me: Honey you got a big storm coming..

  • @hypnovenus2968
    @hypnovenus2968 4 роки тому +136

    I love these because it’s like you watch the entire movie in like 15 minutes!

    • @bubblegumxo
      @bubblegumxo 4 роки тому +11

      Agreed. Honestly if you take almost any horror movie and actually watch the whole thing, there is always soooo much downtime and boring filler. Don't most people just watch horror movies for the kills and scary parts (usually involving kills) anyway?

    • @hypnovenus2968
      @hypnovenus2968 4 роки тому +4

      Bee R ee exactly

    • @michaelmadden6712
      @michaelmadden6712 4 роки тому +4

      @@bubblegumxo there was a lot of boring filler in this movie where nothing happened. It was tough to get through lol

  • @amberlly6406
    @amberlly6406 4 роки тому +901

    *eats ice cream while watching*
    Throws away and cries.

    • @dimebag_jack105
      @dimebag_jack105 4 роки тому +17

      I'm here for you man.

    • @phantomphase6719
      @phantomphase6719 4 роки тому +7

      Honestly if anything I’d be in that situation if it was pizza but it’s not so I can only think why do the murderers and serial killers and up being my favorite character in almost everything

    • @barbiethingspurr9282
      @barbiethingspurr9282 4 роки тому +3

      Ice cream used to be my favorite dessert not after this 😭😭😭

    • @Kyoung-Ji
      @Kyoung-Ji 4 роки тому +1

      Omg same! I just got a concrete from Andy’s, and now it’s ruined.

    • @blankblank5409
      @blankblank5409 4 роки тому +1

      Hi 👋 I D hope your birthday 🎁 has been the last week I gotta I wan to get some of my life done ✅ is that a little something to be done ✅ I wanna day I hope 🤞 life has become the worst game I ever had

  • @EmberMcLain87
    @EmberMcLain87 2 роки тому +10

    david warner aka THE LOBE from freakazoid aka NERGEL form the grim adventures of billy and mandy was such a treat in the movie.

  • @arinleoczko1250
    @arinleoczko1250 6 років тому +519

    That "How Abe Lincoln Really Died" reference...

  • @rooster1038
    @rooster1038 6 років тому +664

    Not what I was expecting in my sub-box, but I'll take it

    • @lucasreed8938
      @lucasreed8938 6 років тому +1

      *SAME*

    • @dontaskwhyimhere4305
      @dontaskwhyimhere4305 6 років тому +2

      I see why your channel name is Cynical Cinema, the guy in the profile picture has a forehead you can project a movie on!

    • @girl-di3nn
      @girl-di3nn 6 років тому

      Eric Smith lmao

  • @brennansmith3343
    @brennansmith3343 6 років тому +14197

    Why isn’t this called “Ice Scream Man?” They missed a golden opportunity there

  • @a.kitcat.b
    @a.kitcat.b 2 роки тому +22

    🚚This movie caused me to distrust the ice cream truck that came through my apartment complex. I also remember seeing this one creepy ice cream truck with crappy stickers and it was an eerie dark green with very dark windows.🚛

  • @Lsinq
    @Lsinq 6 років тому +3494

    People die: eh seen worse
    Dog dies: LEMME AT EM LEMME AT EM

  • @eddietheghost2682
    @eddietheghost2682 4 роки тому +163

    fun fact: There is a of flavor ice cream
    flavor called "Tiger's Blood" So the ice cream man could have "Tiger's Blood" to make him sound scarier (in my opinion )

    • @josephochoa9861
      @josephochoa9861 4 роки тому +1

      What is tiger's blood?

    • @Personalaccount730
      @Personalaccount730 4 роки тому +1

      Joseph Ochoa I think sugar and cherry

    • @laurensnoteditinghere
      @laurensnoteditinghere Рік тому

      @@Personalaccount730nah it’s like coconut and cherry, it’s a shaved ice flavor

    • @eddieravenwood
      @eddieravenwood 11 місяців тому

      @josephchoa9861
      i know it's been three years, but tiger's blood flavor is strawberry, watermelon, and coconut :]

  • @diegoruss326
    @diegoruss326 4 роки тому +1996

    F for the dog please kind sirs

  • @Agoose2099
    @Agoose2099 2 роки тому +7

    “Cause that pistachio is looking pi’s nasty yo”-James 2018 😔 1:54

  • @Lucriousity
    @Lucriousity 3 роки тому +544

    "You're Ice cream."
    "No, he's Tuna"

    • @oh3681
      @oh3681 3 роки тому +20

      No, *hes patrick*

    • @p0okys438
      @p0okys438 3 роки тому +4

      @@oh3681 no he’s fish

    • @mataya1017
      @mataya1017 3 роки тому +2

      *No,* *he's spongebob*

    • @Lucriousity
      @Lucriousity 3 роки тому +1

      @@mataya1017 No, he's crusty crab

    • @JaneDoe-ke2ge
      @JaneDoe-ke2ge 3 роки тому

      No he's tuna ice cream

  • @bricecontreras8925
    @bricecontreras8925 5 років тому +1258

    Me : why was this age restricted
    Me : **watches this**
    Me : THE DOG OMG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @RaiderGA
    @RaiderGA 5 років тому +2267

    *Human dies
    Me:Holy crap
    *Dog dies
    Me: Your actions have consequences!!!!!!!!!!

  • @VWeezyO
    @VWeezyO 3 роки тому +16

    Knowing the one cop was drunk on set make his scenes absolutely hilarious when rewatching 😂

  • @zagboygamez5930
    @zagboygamez5930 6 років тому +60

    Fun Fact: The weapon used to gun down Butch Brickle is actually a British Cold-War Era Sterling SMG.
    The more you know!

    • @theholderscock
      @theholderscock 6 років тому +1

      _joyful music plays_

    • @drago9000
      @drago9000 6 років тому +1

      ZagboyGamez that’s pretty cool actually!

    • @sovietshoelaces332
      @sovietshoelaces332 6 років тому

      Hey! I realised that too (not the Cold War bit but whatever)

    • @oofman3317
      @oofman3317 6 років тому

      Thought it was a tommy

    • @saldivar7952
      @saldivar7952 6 років тому

      Oh wow thanks!!!

  • @gabbygabs8271
    @gabbygabs8271 3 роки тому +273

    Greg: (kills dog)
    John Wick: *reloads gun with malicious intent*

    • @yeetusmccleetus6697
      @yeetusmccleetus6697 3 роки тому +8

      Sharpens pencil with religious intent.

    • @cdog1632
      @cdog1632 3 роки тому +3

      In America you John wick in Russia John wick kills you

    • @RyzeDaKing
      @RyzeDaKing 3 роки тому +5

      @@cdog1632 no
      In America,You Have John Wick
      In Russia,John Wick Have You

    • @thefunnybeepman4639
      @thefunnybeepman4639 3 роки тому +3

      Crafts diamond sword with gamer intent

  • @aagamer7650
    @aagamer7650 4 роки тому +392

    They missed an opportunity: ice scream man

  • @Jakeisboard
    @Jakeisboard 4 місяці тому +3

    This is the first dead meat/kill count video I ever watched and it's easily my favourite

  • @niansillabffs
    @niansillabffs 6 років тому +1499

    9:12 “An avocado...thaaaaanksss...” 😒

  • @joshuaolivier1338
    @joshuaolivier1338 4 роки тому +309

    Freddy kruger: child molester/child murderer + death = dream demon
    Gregory: child murder/animal killer + death = ???????????

  • @goofy4694
    @goofy4694 5 років тому +3519

    “Directed by a porn director”
    Me: wait

  • @RetroGame74
    @RetroGame74 3 місяці тому +3

    Hands down My favourite Dead Meat kill count and one of my favourite slashers. Love this movie thanks Dead Meat. ❤

  • @madyoudonthaveadad
    @madyoudonthaveadad 5 років тому +127

    The ice cream man was my friends neighbor in Burbank. Nice guy actually.

  • @roelandnaturewastaken
    @roelandnaturewastaken 3 роки тому +805

    Film Theory: That syrum just makes Happy by Ferrell play in your head all day long.

  • @je2938
    @je2938 6 років тому +263

    8:04 *insert mission impossible theme here*

  • @thegrandxbunny2073
    @thegrandxbunny2073 3 роки тому +13

    This was one of the first KC vids I watched and now I really want Ice Cream Man to have a crossover with The Dentist. I mean, the actors for the two killers haven’t retired yet and Clint also cameos in Dentist 2.

  • @supersonicxz1
    @supersonicxz1 6 років тому +334

    3 more days till Halloween, Halloween
    3 more days till Halloween, Halloween
    3 more days till Halloween, Halloween
    Silver Shamrock!

  • @olliefellows718
    @olliefellows718 6 років тому +133

    love the evilspeak reference

  • @zehasep1738
    @zehasep1738 5 років тому +1301

    A Human Died
    Me: ew
    An Animal Died
    Me: NOOO WHYY

    • @shannapafford4846
      @shannapafford4846 5 років тому +6

      Correct

    • @fireice66
      @fireice66 5 років тому +14

      what if your mom died

    • @cherryx132
      @cherryx132 5 років тому +26

      I know right? People is so stupid nowadays.

    • @TheMostEpicGaymer
      @TheMostEpicGaymer 5 років тому +2

      Noodles Loves Tomato Sauce ikr ppl are dumb >:3

    • @cherryx132
      @cherryx132 5 років тому +3

      AlgaeGhosty This is an old account and I’m too lazy to change it. If you don’t like it, it’s not my problem.

  • @thegoathead7538
    @thegoathead7538 2 роки тому +7

    That “Good Humor” line at 14:49 is another ice cream joke, being a specific brand.

  • @felixtetrex7571
    @felixtetrex7571 6 років тому +91

    I completely forgot thus movie existed xD it's easy to see that you were so excited to do this one.

  • @littlebiglsteele4158
    @littlebiglsteele4158 6 років тому +432

    I died at that a fish called wanda joke.

  • @sheezburgaman8918
    @sheezburgaman8918 6 років тому +165

    I scream
    You scream
    We all scream
    *CUZ WE'RE ALL FRICKIN' SCARED!!!*

    • @mista7028
      @mista7028 6 років тому +1

      @Marcus Haouliy oooooohhhhhh ssssshhhhhiiiiitttttt

    • @doesntmatter5148
      @doesntmatter5148 6 років тому +1

      The1-2Blame I scream
      You scream
      We I’ll scream because were terrified of what’s around the corner(tøp)

    • @sherricalverley7993
      @sherricalverley7993 6 років тому

      Well I like burgers so you won't be screaming for long👹

    • @Ty_Money09
      @Ty_Money09 6 років тому

      CUZ WERE FREAKIN SCARED OF THE ICE CREAM

    • @pUteRIsms_
      @pUteRIsms_ 6 років тому +1

      AHHH HEEEEEEELL NAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWHHHH

  • @davidbush1965
    @davidbush1965 Рік тому +3

    I love that Clint Howard's villain went insane, in part, from the actions of a doctor who kept insisting about "happy happy happy days".... that's a great joke and wink to the audience about Clint's older brother

  • @Heraaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    @Heraaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 4 роки тому +314

    Movie: let's kill a dog
    literally me and everyone: *but why, why would you do that?*

    • @Josh-zr5pe
      @Josh-zr5pe 3 роки тому +6

      Exactly why the poor dog he was harmless i wish the dog bit the ice cream man R.I.P vicky😭

    • @dodedruif-6488
      @dodedruif-6488 3 роки тому

      @@Josh-zr5pe 😫😫😫

    • @Watp56
      @Watp56 3 роки тому +1

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😭😭

    • @thebc5754
      @thebc5754 3 роки тому +1

      JonTron reference?

    • @Heraaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
      @Heraaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 3 роки тому +1

      @@thebc5754 yes

  • @HopePapernacky
    @HopePapernacky 4 роки тому +215

    “Double-scoop delight of hot fudge fuckery” is something that I didn’t know that I needed to hear but I’m glad I did

  • @doublebloggers6661
    @doublebloggers6661 4 роки тому +165

    I hear that there is a planned sequel for this film, however in its initial crowdfunding campaign, it only got 4000 out of its 300,000 that was needed, but I hear they repare looking for new crowdfunding

    • @damianprock1650
      @damianprock1650 4 роки тому +7

      Maybe if Codename:Kids Next Door creator, Mr Warburton was the producer of the movie, then it's a shoe in

    • @itskogaleeray398
      @itskogaleeray398 4 роки тому +3

      I think the little kid is now the new ice cream man.

    • @damianprock1650
      @damianprock1650 4 роки тому +1

      @@itskogaleeray398 I suppose so

    • @toastedprocastinator
      @toastedprocastinator 4 роки тому

      @@itskogaleeray398 probably

  • @minecraftsteve8709
    @minecraftsteve8709 2 роки тому +9

    A better joke for Gregory could've been: "Ya know, I prefer my tuna cold!"

  • @trcsonic
    @trcsonic 6 років тому +48

    12:15 i love that "zombie" guy with glasses. He was so worried with the instruments falling off the table.

    • @dr.redacted_
      @dr.redacted_ 6 років тому +2

      Omfg, That's hilarious 😂

  • @giosizzlacks8561
    @giosizzlacks8561 5 років тому +802

    90% of the comments "WhY kiLl tHe dOg"
    10% of normal comments

    • @herbjohnson9148
      @herbjohnson9148 5 років тому +7

      True

    • @Ss_vivipablogg
      @Ss_vivipablogg 5 років тому +5

      More like 99%WhY U KiLL ThE DoG 1% normal comments

    • @cjd5235
      @cjd5235 5 років тому +3

      @@Ss_vivipablogg yes 😂

    • @Mephistophelse
      @Mephistophelse 5 років тому +6

      @@Ss_vivipablogg nah it's 97% WHY KILL THE DOG
      2%normal
      1%This comment

    • @slendermanson5243
      @slendermanson5243 5 років тому +3

      Not the dog

  • @fid9255
    @fid9255 6 років тому +152

    13:09 couldn’t he have said something like ‘now the fish is frozen’ ?

  • @squeeeebii-kb9xm
    @squeeeebii-kb9xm 2 роки тому +11

    James, I just wanted to let you know you got me thru the day. I've had the worst week of my life, my new job was brutal, my parents ignored me, my therapist is outta town, I felt so alone & horrible - but seeing you all cheery in your ice cream man outfit made me feel better and this video made me have a good laugh. Thanks for your passion man 🖤

  • @ImperfectProductions
    @ImperfectProductions 5 років тому +370

    ~looking at comments~
    Everyone is talking about the dog, omg.

    • @mrpaccymoney4027
      @mrpaccymoney4027 5 років тому +2

      Chara _YT omg youre right!

    • @worship6201
      @worship6201 5 років тому +4

      It's not real

    • @Akyure
      @Akyure 5 років тому +9

      I laugh when people and animals die in movies. Am I deranged and insane?

    • @mrgrinderman8861
      @mrgrinderman8861 5 років тому +7

      @@Akyure I also laugh.
      I mean it's only a movie

    • @darkvoid6820
      @darkvoid6820 5 років тому

      Hi gacha gurl

  • @danfromcod3648
    @danfromcod3648 6 років тому +170

    2 kill counts and 1 cut comparison?!?!
    Christmas came early

    • @mikentikes11
      @mikentikes11 6 років тому +1

      Exactly

    • @mikentikes11
      @mikentikes11 6 років тому

      More like my gf haha haha hah oh yea this is family friendly crap

    • @creepyghost2001
      @creepyghost2001 6 років тому

      i was the one who came early seeing this tbh

    • @brunogrill3774
      @brunogrill3774 6 років тому

      What have you done to james

    • @QuakerOaths
      @QuakerOaths 6 років тому

      @@mikentikes11 stop everything you're trying to do

  • @keevxn6621
    @keevxn6621 5 років тому +61

    Gregory:"Oh this?"Its grenedin for my icecream treats!
    Me:"NANI!"

  • @saturniidspectre
    @saturniidspectre 3 роки тому +6

    Those rapid-fire Guns N' Roses references at 8:22 were the icing on the cake! Or perhaps the roaches in the pistachio ice cream...

  • @mochatea-fr1cf
    @mochatea-fr1cf 4 роки тому +515

    “You’re ice cream?”
    “What, no he’s not, he’s tuna!”
    I think you just invented a new flavor-

  • @audrcxx
    @audrcxx 5 років тому +177

    “You’re ice cream”
    “What, no he’s not-he’s Tuna!”

    • @amazinggangstersforlife4922
      @amazinggangstersforlife4922 5 років тому +2

      Why would they kill binkey good boy😢

    • @thornandbois1412
      @thornandbois1412 5 років тому +2

      Ya Gregory, get your names straight before u go trying to murder kids with pillows stuffed in their shirts

    • @lizzy8889
      @lizzy8889 5 років тому +1

      Tuna ice cream

    • @audrcxx
      @audrcxx 5 років тому +1

      Elizabeth Coe Iscream used to be tuna but tuna is tuna so tuna can’t be ice cream if he’s tuna-tuna=ice cream 😂

    • @lizzy8889
      @lizzy8889 5 років тому +1

      Chilled XD 😂😂

  • @murfle_-
    @murfle_- 5 років тому +1384

    Who’s gonna bring me ice cream mommy?
    *top 10 questions science still can’t answer*

    • @l.honey.bee.l601
      @l.honey.bee.l601 5 років тому +8

      THE ICE CREAM MAN WILL HE CAN GET IT TO YOU HEHEHE (kill me)

    • @skrimp4147
      @skrimp4147 5 років тому +3

      Inky Nugget DiDn’T yOu WaTcH tHe ViDeO? iT iS aNsWeReD aT tHe BeGiNnInG.

    • @saucy-flickzx3819
      @saucy-flickzx3819 5 років тому +1

      Inky Nugget ririryu

    • @xzenixzero
      @xzenixzero 5 років тому +1

      Your mom can she can get it in the store wooow mind blown

    • @braydonbaseball7061
      @braydonbaseball7061 5 років тому +1

      The ice cream man stupid