HISHE Dubs - Jaws (Comedy Recap)

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  • @BullyDenson4
    @BullyDenson4 4 роки тому +716

    That Shark is the most underrated character in HISHE universe. He was about to eat Batman on one villain pub episode

    • @Yokasyan
      @Yokasyan 4 роки тому +11

      because he's batman

    • @mikejones774
      @mikejones774 4 роки тому +4

      sayko kabak so because he’s Batman he was about to get eaten by Jaws

    • @penguinsrockrgr8yt216
      @penguinsrockrgr8yt216 4 роки тому +17

      But doctor strange saved him but he won’t tell you that because he’s Batman

    • @RedSpino
      @RedSpino 4 роки тому +7

      And if doctor strange didn't save him he very well have done.

    • @tylerjones7592
      @tylerjones7592 4 роки тому +7

      he also tried to eat batman in the Adam West movie

  • @cramerfloro5936
    @cramerfloro5936 4 роки тому +2262

    Jaws is the best voiced character in the Hishe Universe

  • @peterh.3735
    @peterh.3735 4 роки тому +431

    Best observation:
    "Wow, this is a fancy boat!"
    "Yeah, let's NEVER use it again!"
    I've watched JAWS repeatedly for years, and have always thought this when I see this scene. Glad to see someone voice and echo my thought here.

    • @DarkArtistKaiser
      @DarkArtistKaiser 4 роки тому +10

      True, but hey, can't beat the iconic Orca.

    • @deathshead357
      @deathshead357 3 роки тому +16

      They hired QUINT to kill the shark, so he's obviously going to use his boat which he uses every day to fish for sharks.

    • @D33Lux
      @D33Lux 3 роки тому +12

      @@deathshead357 Exactly and he clearly showed disdain for Hoopers wealth so there was no way a prideful man like Quint would get on Hoopers million dollar boat.

    • @havemercy4345
      @havemercy4345 2 роки тому +1

      True dat.

    • @zayyanhakim747
      @zayyanhakim747 2 роки тому +1

      2:46 is this it?

  • @giveme9996
    @giveme9996 4 роки тому +854

    Chief: Ohhh what could possibly have done this
    Shark: who knows?

  • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
    @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 4 роки тому +658

    "We're randos having a beach party."
    Almost every opening to any horror flick ever. Although sometimes it's a house warming, a break-in, woods exploration, etc.

    • @michaeljeacock
      @michaeljeacock 4 роки тому +8

      or florida its all of them. ah wait that wasn't a horror flick. that was 2020

    • @theguywhoisaustralian1465
      @theguywhoisaustralian1465 4 роки тому +9

      Friends driving into the middle of nowhere. Ie. Texas Chainsaw Massacre or The Hills Have Eyes

    • @iverkjellkken6569
      @iverkjellkken6569 2 роки тому +3

      That or the one person left alone in the house, office, parking garage, alley, etc.

  • @hazelnelson5756
    @hazelnelson5756 4 роки тому +612

    "Foreshadowing..."
    "Who said that?"
    "It was me!!"
    "If there was ever a moment for a quotable catch phrase... it would be right now."

  • @baguettebricks891
    @baguettebricks891 4 роки тому +563

    “Nothing ever goes wrong here” one second later: “SOMEONE WAS JUST BITTEN IN HALF!!!!”

    • @et99366
      @et99366 4 роки тому +4

      wow you got the joke

    • @claudewinters2091
      @claudewinters2091 4 роки тому +2

      Clearly that was a suicide

    • @JohnDoe-hr4cf
      @JohnDoe-hr4cf 4 роки тому +3

      “To show you the power of Flex Tape, I bit this person in half! Nomnomnomnom....”

  • @desmondgentle1474
    @desmondgentle1474 4 роки тому +366

    I will never get enough of that Jaws voice.

    • @wibble6966
      @wibble6966 4 роки тому +7

      do u mean bruce voice

    • @Shark-R900
      @Shark-R900 4 роки тому +5

      @@wibble6966 his name is bruce

    • @anthonynaffa5147
      @anthonynaffa5147 2 роки тому +3

      5:50 YOU TASTLE LIKE APRICOTS

    • @mrkdavis22
      @mrkdavis22 2 роки тому +3

      HA ha all your barrels are belong to me!

    • @Lord9Genesis
      @Lord9Genesis 2 роки тому

      Check out the classic SNL skit about Jaws

  • @madi.williams3268
    @madi.williams3268 4 роки тому +233

    "barrels only"
    "But they don't work."
    "Barrels only!"

    • @ssharkyplayss2228
      @ssharkyplayss2228 3 роки тому +12

      "but"
      "BARRELS!"

    • @erikhermansen3431
      @erikhermansen3431 2 роки тому +4

      "All your barrels are belong to me!" 😂

    • @annep.1905
      @annep.1905 2 роки тому

      "Vaccines only!"
      "But, they don't work!"
      "VACCINES ONLY!"

    • @michaelhinton8530
      @michaelhinton8530 2 роки тому +4

      @@erikhermansen3431 “Where did he go?”
      *Barrels Pop up*
      “He’s just trolling us ain’t he?”

    • @Jdabomb93
      @Jdabomb93 Рік тому +1

      “BARRELS!”
      - Pewdiepie

  • @boop4012
    @boop4012 4 роки тому +3481

    This dub made me realize that this whole movie was full of Karens and Kevins

    • @TheRaven5138
      @TheRaven5138 4 роки тому +226

      I believe the correct term is Karen’s and Kyles

    • @benjininja4376
      @benjininja4376 4 роки тому +64

      Omg you are so right. I didn’t even notice. But then again I didn’t know about karens and keves back when I watched it

    • @josephthespaceman3277
      @josephthespaceman3277 4 роки тому +6

      Yas

    • @ultra_ore
      @ultra_ore 4 роки тому +33

      But the economy, so annoying.

    • @confusednick1046
      @confusednick1046 4 роки тому +19

      I asume kevins are male karens

  • @andrewreegs6319
    @andrewreegs6319 4 роки тому +553

    "Hey, you look expendable"
    -Steven Speilberg

    • @ridgefrost
      @ridgefrost 4 роки тому +5

      its basically his motto

    • @mysoggypants101
      @mysoggypants101 4 роки тому +3

      Not only to her character but also the actors spine!

    • @atwunz
      @atwunz 4 роки тому +1

      Sylvester: Yes, we are the expendables.

  • @RobertWDeemer
    @RobertWDeemer 3 роки тому +84

    5:50
    Don't let go!
    I'll never let go!
    (Lets go)
    Weeeee!
    This is for all those barrels!
    (Gets eaten)
    That's not pleasant!
    That had me in stitches 🤣

    • @Isaac-wd9ci
      @Isaac-wd9ci Рік тому +4

      And the titanic music in the background 😂

    • @mancityfan2004
      @mancityfan2004 Рік тому +6

      Weee- *gurgling*
      "You taste like apricots"

    • @Crazy_Caleb320
      @Crazy_Caleb320 Рік тому +3

      ⁠Well..this is great
      MORE PLEASE!!

    • @annep.1905
      @annep.1905 5 місяців тому

      (Lets* go)

    • @Trajanlambeck
      @Trajanlambeck 5 днів тому

      The owner of the boat that’s not pleasant
      The owner of the boat weeee bababababab
      The shark you taste advertise
      The other guy this is great

  • @ronanmccabe8157
    @ronanmccabe8157 4 роки тому +390

    It your wondering why Quint tastes like apricot it's because he had 1,no he had 2 wait he had 4 cases of apricot brandy

    • @emarycarpenter9577
      @emarycarpenter9577 4 роки тому +18

      I think the secret backup plan was to kill the shark with alcohol poisoning.

    • @kagehikari4281
      @kagehikari4281 4 роки тому +13

      He also got a color tv, free cable, ... and a Rolls-Royce.

  • @pizzaperson1096
    @pizzaperson1096 4 роки тому +294

    “I’m just swimming all alone in the dark, I hope nothing bad happens to me”
    3 seconds later...
    “Aahaaaa something bad happened to me!”

    • @salcedoh
      @salcedoh 4 роки тому +4

      I four minutes later

    • @firenze6478
      @firenze6478 4 роки тому +6

      Really this itself shouldn’t have caused the beach to close anyway, she was swimming far out to a booey at night, she was asking to get eaten ,

    • @annep.1905
      @annep.1905 2 роки тому

      you forgot: "I'm expendable!!!!"

  • @slugboy4
    @slugboy4 3 роки тому +115

    "But what about the ECONOMY?!"
    That line fits so perfectly it burns. Truly it shall always be relevant.

    • @zyloproductions4870
      @zyloproductions4870 2 роки тому +2

      Can we please close the beaches now?!

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 2 роки тому

      Screw the economy

    • @annep.1905
      @annep.1905 2 роки тому +1

      There will always be risks. Post signs, and let people take their own risks.

    • @katie7748
      @katie7748 Рік тому

      Clearly you were one of the blind sheep who didn't realize that the economy affects EVERYONE, not just old and unhealthy people. Also, hopefully, you know now why THAT happened...

  • @alfiro-morgif3908
    @alfiro-morgif3908 4 роки тому +281

    I can’t be the only one who laughs every time I hear Jaws’s voice.
    Hilarious, is kinda like Alpha from Up, you think that will have a voice like Thanos, but after you listen to it it’s so funny and somehow still manage to be intimidating

    • @bigironmanfanmomo6953
      @bigironmanfanmomo6953 4 роки тому +7

      Me hahahahah 😂😅🤣

    • @godzillafan3681
      @godzillafan3681 4 роки тому +1

      Its so funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Laura-xj8gh
      @Laura-xj8gh 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @abdullahsajid1371
      @abdullahsajid1371 4 роки тому +2

      Jaws voice is like a cow boy mix girl lol

    • @iamsherlocked7448
      @iamsherlocked7448 4 роки тому

      Your not because I was laughing the whole time watching this

  • @russellmitchell1579
    @russellmitchell1579 4 роки тому +386

    😄"I love hotdogs but now I want a kids' meal"😆
    "You taste like Apricots"
    And that voice 😂🤣

  • @thatnoctutnallizard4600
    @thatnoctutnallizard4600 3 роки тому +377

    "Closing the beaches violates my rights "
    Couldn't have described 2020 any better

    • @dafuzzbear7711
      @dafuzzbear7711 2 роки тому +2

      Dang I was gonna comment this

    • @darknessdescending6695
      @darknessdescending6695 2 роки тому

      @@dafuzzbear7711 Same. 😂😂😂

    • @SevenSixTwo2012
      @SevenSixTwo2012 2 роки тому

      Clearly you don't need to have any "rights", since you're already resigned on not using them. Simply wait for government to tell you what rights you will be granted (aka privileges). Those pesky boomer rights are overrated anyway, we should just get rid of them! Our elites know what's best for us.... In the elites we trust! 😎

    • @katie7748
      @katie7748 Рік тому

      Yeah...that didn't age well...

    • @allannovak641
      @allannovak641 6 місяців тому

      Bri did a simpsons on us

  • @dandare9055
    @dandare9055 4 роки тому +238

    "...all your barrels are belong to me."
    "He's just trolling us ain't he?"
    It might be one of more quotable HISHE Dubs so far XD

    • @havemercy4345
      @havemercy4345 2 роки тому +4

      True dat. Got the reference and shot Heinken out my nose. Burns less than coffee.

  • @JBThrills
    @JBThrills 4 роки тому +388

    “But now I want a kids meal” -Bruce 2020

  • @daxbradley4346
    @daxbradley4346 4 роки тому +74

    Bruce: "All your barrels are belong to me!"
    Nicely played, HISHE. Nicely played

  • @rooryan
    @rooryan 4 роки тому +147

    “What about the economy?”
    “Closing the beach violates my rights!”
    (Painfully relevant dialogue)

  • @smhtship
    @smhtship 4 роки тому +159

    "Stop Bonding! Im tryna sleep!"
    "Ooh, personal drama, my favorite."
    "All your barrels are belong to me!"
    🤣🤣🤣 Those are my favorites

    • @ssharkyplayss2228
      @ssharkyplayss2228 3 роки тому +3

      and dont forget "you look expendable"

    • @TravelingFancyPants
      @TravelingFancyPants Рік тому

      0:55 🤣🤣

    • @FRN2013
      @FRN2013 11 місяців тому

      "All your barrels are belong to me!" A nod to the wonderful early days of UA-cam.

  • @ColinCartoons
    @ColinCartoons 3 роки тому +42

    “Stop bonding! I’m trying to sleep!”

  • @bennsonn777
    @bennsonn777 4 роки тому +242

    “I lived too!”
    “Yeah, you basically did nothing.”

    • @Jdabomb93
      @Jdabomb93 Рік тому +2

      6:29 That part was absolutely hilariously awkward. 🤣

  • @lolktoskol4744
    @lolktoskol4744 4 роки тому +363

    "I only have one shot."
    shoots three times

    • @absolute-dumbass
      @absolute-dumbass 4 роки тому +5

      He said i only got one shot at this which meant the only opportunity.

    • @ethan7252
      @ethan7252 4 роки тому

      @@cakeguy2505 gj man

    • @adamolenoski1515
      @adamolenoski1515 4 роки тому

      @@absolute-dumbass To seize everything he ever wanted, in one moment?

  • @adentoons6927
    @adentoons6927 4 роки тому +86

    Shark Cage: Check!!
    Shark Poison: Check!!
    Shark itself: Behind ya!!
    Ahh I dropped it, curse my city hands!! 🤣🤣

    • @tigerproducts6905
      @tigerproducts6905 3 роки тому +2

      How many bags does it take to get inside

    • @Koteb
      @Koteb 3 роки тому

      Why do they need shark poison, if they only use barrels?

    • @heriocilllusion3295
      @heriocilllusion3295 3 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @annep.1905
      @annep.1905 2 роки тому

      How many bites does it take to get to the center? One, two, three...
      Three.
      Tootsie roll comercial nod. I laughed so hard!

  • @Probably_Mason
    @Probably_Mason 4 роки тому +236

    "shut up sushi"
    *we have found the perfect quote*

    • @jeanchristophe-damme2503
      @jeanchristophe-damme2503 4 роки тому +1

      6:41 Pppptbhahahahaha!! Normally I don’t promote shark abuse but the way Jaws exploded from that tank was funny.

    • @bettymarsh1640
      @bettymarsh1640 4 роки тому +1

      I know right?

    • @cashthecurator666
      @cashthecurator666 4 роки тому +1

      Jean Christophe-Damme “Ow!”

    • @nicholasdruce5346
      @nicholasdruce5346 4 роки тому +1

      @@cashthecurator666
      Annoying Orange: Hey, Jaws?
      Shark: What?
      Annoying Orange: Gun.

  • @ChengTeoh
    @ChengTeoh 4 роки тому +442

    Of course, being bitten by a shark makes you immune! Logic is impeccable, a dead person is definitely never going to get eaten again. XD

    • @uncolaman99
      @uncolaman99 4 роки тому +17

      Okay, there's definitely something wrong with that logic, but I can't quite put my finger on it. Well played.

    • @thedarkjw6219
      @thedarkjw6219 3 роки тому +3

      Just happened

    • @havemercy4345
      @havemercy4345 2 роки тому

      True dat. Like Covid.

    • @welkingunther5417
      @welkingunther5417 2 роки тому

      @@uncolaman99 I can't put my finger on it as well. It was bitten off!

  • @tyrkuclub6398
    @tyrkuclub6398 3 роки тому +32

    Martin: "Yeah I did it, I lived, oh it's all getting in my mouth 'Spitting' "
    Matt: "And I lived too"
    Martin: "Yes, and you did absolutely nothing"
    'Silence'
    Martin: "Let's get outta here, and.. and paddle fast, cause we just chummed the water for more sharks.
    Probably my favourite endings of hishe dubs so far.

  • @spacemegalodon5049
    @spacemegalodon5049 4 роки тому +309

    "What about the economy?"
    "Closing the beach violates my rights!"
    "We can have a shark bite party. Then everyone will be immune to shark bites."
    I wonder what inspired all of these quotes.

    • @stella7530
      @stella7530 4 роки тому +16

      yoooo i feel you, they were oddly familiar 👀

    • @SasukeUchiha723
      @SasukeUchiha723 4 роки тому +15

      shark: who knows?

    • @joelp77440
      @joelp77440 4 роки тому +15

      Wearing a mask violate my rights, oops, I mean closing the beach violates my rights!!. Sorry, I get those mixed up.

    • @oaktart9950
      @oaktart9950 4 роки тому

      @@joelp77440 lol

    • @The_Ultimate_Agent
      @The_Ultimate_Agent Рік тому +2

      “How many bites does it take to get to the center?! One?! Two?! Three!” I wonder what inspired this quote.

  • @princedavido
    @princedavido 4 роки тому +669

    "Closing the beach violates my rights" sums up America during this pandemic.
    Edit: Thanks for the likes fam 🙏🏾.

  • @xxneonxxrobotxx3117
    @xxneonxxrobotxx3117 3 роки тому +168

    "Guess Who gonna get eaten"
    me:not the dog not dog
    "Its the dog"
    me:DANG IT

  • @johnpaulgan
    @johnpaulgan 4 роки тому +126

    You missed the perfect opportunity to say "Let's go get that son of a fish..."

  • @johnw9771
    @johnw9771 4 роки тому +298

    “And I lived too!”
    “Yes and you did absolutely nothing.”
    *Hooper has a moment of realization*

    • @akilkotamarti1000
      @akilkotamarti1000 2 роки тому +5

      Yeah, but he drove the boat didn't he? And he was the only one brave enough to get in the water. And he also brought the explosive tanks on board.

    • @metronorthamtrakmatty8183
      @metronorthamtrakmatty8183 2 роки тому +1

      I’m a Fan of JAWS

    • @Jdabomb93
      @Jdabomb93 Рік тому

      6:29 That part was absolutely hilariously awkward. 🤣

  • @victoriacrowder3743
    @victoriacrowder3743 4 роки тому +455

    America during this pandemic: *Closing the beach violates my rights!*
    America after cases rapidly increase: *yOu dIdnT cLoSe tHe bEaCh*

    • @missmillion3864
      @missmillion3864 4 роки тому +19

      And this is why I'm flying to England once I get my life together.
      I just can't with all the entitled assholes.

    • @tomc8157
      @tomc8157 4 роки тому +9

      Maybe the next new virus just kills anyone who gets it. Doesn't care about age/health, you get it. Your done. Maybe then people will take it seriously. And why does the shark sound like Claptrap!

    • @joshsonofzeus4759
      @joshsonofzeus4759 4 роки тому +8

      That's pretty much the joke.
      Karens: what about the economy?

    • @destroyer5689
      @destroyer5689 4 роки тому +2

      consoleguy64 true

    • @shindari
      @shindari 4 роки тому +7

      @@missmillion3864 It's cute that you think England is different.

  • @localomnivore4877
    @localomnivore4877 4 роки тому +161

    "Closing the beach violates my rights!"

    • @roberthunter5059
      @roberthunter5059 4 роки тому +26

      Where have I heard that before?

    • @sarahsays194
      @sarahsays194 4 роки тому +15

      @@roberthunter5059 Yeah, it's sounds familiar... 🤔

    • @kingmkg1235
      @kingmkg1235 4 роки тому +5

      Sarah Says so familiar

    • @geoffwaters8786
      @geoffwaters8786 4 роки тому +6

      Well this was obviously a shot at corona, but I think when rational people see their economy collapse, food shortages, less access to medicine for cancer patients, and increased suicides it’s worth asking if every possible outdoor experience should be shut down to combat a virus that is .26% deadly according to the cdc, 1.5% according to Harvard projections, and 1% deadly in Sweden and they didn’t shut down, plus consider 80% of US losses are elderly with complications.

    • @jaimemartinez-el8wc
      @jaimemartinez-el8wc 4 роки тому +17

      @@geoffwaters8786 also, polio for example isn't deadly but still dangeroussl
      Just because you survive doesn't mean you'll be alright
      Corona virus generates scar tissue meaning you might never fully recover

  • @LostDeltaStudios
    @LostDeltaStudios 4 роки тому +284

    Bruce: HOLA welcome to my mouth!
    Quint: Don’t let go!
    Brody: a’ll never let go
    Quint: weeeeeeeeee!

    • @SeemsLikeSomething
      @SeemsLikeSomething 4 роки тому +8

      Pretty sure he said “weak” no?

    • @Greenkitten45
      @Greenkitten45 4 роки тому +7

      *You taste like apricots!~*

    • @minhkhoale1712
      @minhkhoale1712 4 роки тому +9

      And they played the titanic music :v

    • @SeemsLikeSomething
      @SeemsLikeSomething 4 роки тому

      Luke Skywalker
      Yeah the subs say otherwise. Just thought it sounded like “weeeeak” and matched in context. Doesn’t matter really ;)

    • @darkneon5637
      @darkneon5637 3 роки тому

      6:04

  • @vinaykadam2753
    @vinaykadam2753 4 роки тому +37

    "Shut up, sushi! "
    - Chief Brody.

  • @Danny-ru7uf
    @Danny-ru7uf 4 роки тому +187

    “This is a fancy boat”
    “I know, let’s never use it again”
    *DEAD*

    • @monroemullinix5974
      @monroemullinix5974 4 роки тому +11

      The one, major, glaring, gigantic plot hole in the movie.

  • @1classikai
    @1classikai 4 роки тому +154

    “CURSE MY CITY HANDS”
    Me, having been watching HISHE for years: “I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE”

    • @Adrischa
      @Adrischa 4 роки тому +5

      Help me. Don't remember

    • @Yokasyan
      @Yokasyan 4 роки тому +1

      @@Adrischa no help you are alone

    • @patriciauch6763
      @patriciauch6763 4 роки тому +1

      @@Yokasyan lol

    • @debrab7240
      @debrab7240 4 роки тому +9

      In the movie, Quint looks at Hooper and doubts he can handle shark hunting. He looks at Hopper's hands and says, "You have city hands."

  • @theiammike123
    @theiammike123 3 роки тому +27

    2:17 "You're not a leader."
    "Well _that_ hurts. Why are you doing this?"
    " *C H A R A C T E R D E V E L O P M E N T.* "

  • @yetz2291
    @yetz2291 4 роки тому +169

    "Look at this. I have a leg"
    "Oh, look at my leg. How about you Chief, do you have a leg?"
    "Yeah, show us your leg."
    "You guys are really weird."
    "DO IT!"
    "I have a tummy."
    "Ahahahahahahahahaha(legs)"

    • @quilwantspizza6539
      @quilwantspizza6539 4 роки тому +1

      Joel Yetz you wanna see my leg?

    • @spacequeen1447
      @spacequeen1447 4 роки тому +3

      @Brain Emerald Do you wanna see my leg? Hahaha hah I have a leg

    • @Jack-mx6wg
      @Jack-mx6wg 4 роки тому +2

      Athena Plarinou ya wanna see my leg? I’ve got one too

    • @cashthecurator666
      @cashthecurator666 4 роки тому +2

      Hey, you guys wanna hear my tragic backstory?

    • @RyoAstra
      @RyoAstra 4 роки тому

      This Is weird.
      #1 we share the same name
      #2 I read this at the exact moment it happened.

  • @wolfknight4876
    @wolfknight4876 4 роки тому +116

    Jaws literally gets blown up
    Also Jaws: Ow.

  • @nicolamcguirk9240
    @nicolamcguirk9240 4 роки тому +64

    This is a surprisingly accurate summary of the movie.

  • @SanguiniCore
    @SanguiniCore 4 роки тому +171

    6:07 "I'll never let go"
    *Weeeeeeeeeeee-*
    Weeeee(bubbles)
    -You taste like apricots!

  • @soundwavedforever7300
    @soundwavedforever7300 4 роки тому +462

    You guys wanna hear my tragic backstory?
    STOP BONDING!
    IM TRYING TO SLEEP

    • @bettymarsh1640
      @bettymarsh1640 4 роки тому +9

      That was the funniest part.

    • @jessicamcculloch37
      @jessicamcculloch37 4 роки тому +4

      Funny

    • @694daddy
      @694daddy 4 роки тому +10

      The barrels BACC
      WHERS THE S H A R K
      No where h-he probably left
      Ok
      *comes out water* SIKE AHAHAHAHAHA

    • @adentoons6927
      @adentoons6927 4 роки тому +5

      We better call for help!!!
      OH NO YOU DON’T!!!
      Help, Somebody Help!!!
      **Destroys Phone**
      *GREAT WELL WE DED!!*

    • @vandanabihari4298
      @vandanabihari4298 4 роки тому

      300th like

  • @mr.l8723
    @mr.l8723 2 роки тому +14

    1:22 “I love hotdogs! But now I want a kids meal!” Oh god 😂

  • @CDHfilms
    @CDHfilms 4 роки тому +163

    Hooper: "Hey what if we feed it poisonous bate?" I even got some poison here with me". Quint: Shut up Hooper, this isn't some internet parody! Brody: "What's internet???" Quint: "Uhhhhh… Nothing shut up."

  • @andrescervantes5348
    @andrescervantes5348 4 роки тому +45

    “Closing the Beach violates my rights” lmao sounds awfully similar to today’s day and time

    • @Nobody134
      @Nobody134 4 роки тому +11

      “What about the economy”

    • @CS90
      @CS90 4 роки тому +2

      Inspired by real-life idiots. :) Conservatives never change.

    • @nielsdejong
      @nielsdejong 4 роки тому +3

      @@CS90 Say the people who topple statues, and believe that "being woke" makes you immune against the coronavirus XD

  • @MelkofficialYT
    @MelkofficialYT 4 роки тому +217

    Scientists: We found the cure let's start mass production..
    ”WHAT ABOUT THE ECONOMY!!??”

    • @mrtzarangamer1708
      @mrtzarangamer1708 3 роки тому +11

      Mass production a cure that will save thousands violet my rights

    • @annep.1905
      @annep.1905 2 роки тому

      Research SADS.

  • @Kains_Gaming_Channel
    @Kains_Gaming_Channel 4 роки тому +50

    "We just chumed the water for more sharks." That was the original idea for the movies ending.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 роки тому +90

    Swimming in a dark ocean, what can go wrong? This makes me miss the Jaws ride at Universal Studios Florida. Shark Bite Party? Party like it's 1999

    • @warpartyattheoutpost4987
      @warpartyattheoutpost4987 4 роки тому

      I went on the JAWS ride at Universal Studios California when I was 5. My adoptive parents didn't know I saw JAWS in a drive-in movie theater when I was 3 and had a phobia.
      It wasn't a pleasant afternoon for the adults who had to deal with a 5 year old going X-23.

  • @budik0317
    @budik0317 4 роки тому +52

    "You need to close the beaches"
    "But what about the economy"
    "Oh, I give up".
    Where have I heard something like that?

  • @JoeRoverBooks
    @JoeRoverBooks 4 роки тому +73

    “I think everyone is tired of hearing your voice.” LOL
    I laughed so much during this dubs. 😂👍

  • @darkneon5637
    @darkneon5637 2 роки тому +12

    5:31 "How many bite does it take to get to the center" One? Two? Three?

  • @DgardsGaming
    @DgardsGaming 4 роки тому +151

    “It’s the Dog”
    John Wicks “where’s my dog”

  • @beccag2758
    @beccag2758 4 роки тому +165

    Person trying to help people: PEOPLES LIVES ARE AT STAKE!!!
    Mayor: but the economy!!
    Other person: if you close stuff that violates my rights!!
    Us: well this seems weirdly familiar

    • @pHD77
      @pHD77 4 роки тому +8

      Politics and religion - either one is gonna be the death of the human race some day.

    • @teutonicknight23
      @teutonicknight23 4 роки тому +1

      🙄 whatever.

    • @jacobhoover1654
      @jacobhoover1654 4 роки тому +3

      @M.B even if there wasn't religion or politics factions would still form on which science was right.

    • @justlex2070
      @justlex2070 4 роки тому +2

      Why r yall arguing, just laugh at @Becca G's post and leave

    • @teutonicknight23
      @teutonicknight23 4 роки тому +1

      @M.B so when do we open the economy?
      also are you gonna force people to not believe in what they choose???????

  • @jamesmadisonwilliams4210
    @jamesmadisonwilliams4210 4 роки тому +28

    Quint: “I bet you can’t bring 4 barrels under water”! Jaws: “Oh yeah watch this Oh wait I can’t go under”!

  • @SuperFunkyMonkey19
    @SuperFunkyMonkey19 4 роки тому +145

    "You taste like apricots!" - Bruce, the high pitched talking shark

  • @Maya-od1on
    @Maya-od1on 4 роки тому +154

    "closing the beach viOlAtES mY riGhTs"
    "wHaT aBoUt tHe eConOmY?"
    "lEt'S hAvE a sHaRk-BiTiNg pArTy sO wE'rE iMmUnE tO sHaRk bITeS"
    hmm....this sounds so familiar but I just can't put my finger on where it came from...

    • @bzell7728
      @bzell7728 4 роки тому +6

      Maya Inal to
      Haha
      Glad I m not the only one who's thinks they recognize this

    • @Aiijuin
      @Aiijuin 4 роки тому +2

      Lol!

    • @Jimmy94411
      @Jimmy94411 3 місяці тому

      Well this aged like milk😂

  • @riceracm
    @riceracm 4 роки тому +13

    5:24 “HA HA! All your barrels are belong to me!”
    😂🤣 loves me some nastalgia 🤪

  • @Jack-mx6wg
    @Jack-mx6wg 4 роки тому +263

    “Hey. You look expendable.”
    (Scoffs)“Rude!!”
    “Wanna go swim in the dark ocean?”
    “Okay!”
    (Drunk Laughing)

  • @RobotJeeg
    @RobotJeeg 4 роки тому +57

    Best joke is:
    "Why are you doing this to me?"
    (whispering) "Character development!"

  • @jamesmadisonwilliams4210
    @jamesmadisonwilliams4210 4 роки тому +50

    Boomer Kid: “Ooooh I love Hot Dogs, But now I want a Kids meal”!

    • @MikaylaROL
      @MikaylaROL 4 роки тому +5

      I died at that part 😂

  • @Andrew.170
    @Andrew.170 4 роки тому +59

    GUESS WHO"S GONNA BE EATEN!!!
    It's the dog...
    I"M SADDDDDD.
    Chewie: YEAHHHHHH

  • @legodarthvaderlswtfaversio6724
    @legodarthvaderlswtfaversio6724 4 роки тому +52

    "Barrels? Next time let me use my poison."
    "No! My boat, my rules. Barrels only."
    "But they don't work-"
    *"BARRELS ONLY!"*

  • @Kydrogen
    @Kydrogen 4 роки тому +138

    2020 be all like: let's close everything to be safe
    "What about the economy!?"
    This violates my rights

    • @kmeanxneth
      @kmeanxneth 3 роки тому +6

      Americans

    • @NostalgicGamerRickOShay
      @NostalgicGamerRickOShay 3 роки тому +10

      With a 99.99 percent chance of survival, I will continue taking my chances.

    • @mattstorm6568
      @mattstorm6568 3 роки тому +4

      "To be safe", yeah, sure, that's what it was all about.

    • @DeanneM1726
      @DeanneM1726 3 роки тому +2

      Retracted my comment. I'm out of this conversation.

    • @MajesticalHonky
      @MajesticalHonky 3 роки тому

      @@mattstorm6568 Never to ashamed to show your ignorance. Nice.

  • @joe_ginger4201
    @joe_ginger4201 4 роки тому +112

    I've never seen Jaws before so this was a great impression of it lol

    • @v.vqlkry
      @v.vqlkry 4 роки тому +2

      But i saw meg

    • @v.nate1726
      @v.nate1726 4 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @SireeeMusic
      @SireeeMusic 4 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @Alex-fc3bn
      @Alex-fc3bn 4 роки тому +1

      Same here haha, I only know the Jaws shark with that voice XD

    • @haircut
      @haircut 4 роки тому

      How would you know that if you've never seen it? 🤔

  • @ΠερΚαραμπ
    @ΠερΚαραμπ 4 роки тому +55

    "this is for all those barrels"
    " Here comes the nom nom nom now nom"
    -Bruce 2020

  • @Shakodox
    @Shakodox 4 роки тому +17

    1:51 Voldemort from self quarantine villain pub I’ve been around people all week and I feel fine

  • @YakkoWarner
    @YakkoWarner 4 роки тому +121

    "But what about the economy‽"
    Haha, good thing this is just a movie, and no one would say anything like that in an actual crisis!

  • @GameHopping
    @GameHopping 4 роки тому +38

    "And you did absolutely nothing." Actually this is true.

    • @darinnetherland3466
      @darinnetherland3466 4 роки тому

      GameHopping he convinced Brody they didn’t catch the right shark?

    • @GameHopping
      @GameHopping 4 роки тому +1

      @@darinnetherland3466 On the boat when it was just the three of them.

  • @terrythornton39
    @terrythornton39 3 роки тому +11

    I love the “you taste like apricots” .. guess they did give him the 2 cases of brandy Brody promised him lol

  • @mickelokeke907
    @mickelokeke907 4 роки тому +96

    Quint: Don’t let go!
    Brody: a’ll never let go
    Quint: weeeeeeeeee!

    • @bettymarsh1640
      @bettymarsh1640 4 роки тому

      I want a comedy recap of The Meg.
      (I mean a comedy recap just like this one by the way.)

    • @cashthecurator666
      @cashthecurator666 4 роки тому

      Jaws: This is for all those barrels!

  • @xlyflw
    @xlyflw 4 роки тому +100

    Who else has never seen this movie but is still watching since this this channel so good.

  • @YRamsay
    @YRamsay 3 роки тому +13

    2:25
    "I'm sad"
    "I'm sad"
    "Are you copying me"
    "are you copying me"
    "Quick! Pretend you're mommy"
    *weird noises*
    "There she is!"
    "Hey!"

  • @smvml89
    @smvml89 4 роки тому +75

    "Closing the beach violates my rights" - That 70's Karen

    • @xxicemaster314
      @xxicemaster314 4 роки тому +3

      Considering the protests against lockdown because of Corona I’m pretty sure it still applies today

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates 4 роки тому +3

      XXICEMASTER looks like we found the SJW!
      Psst! A disease with a less than 10% mortality rate is a little different than getting eaten by a 35 foot long shark.

    • @Silverizael
      @Silverizael 4 роки тому +6

      @@TheRealNormanBates How? The shark will likely have an even lower mortality rate among the entire beach population there. So...the shark is actually safer than COVID19.

  • @bradymagee7344
    @bradymagee7344 4 роки тому +91

    Quint: "Don't let go."
    Brody: "I'll never let go."
    1 second later...
    Brody: lets go.

  • @astondoesstuff
    @astondoesstuff 3 роки тому +9

    that duck noise at 4:32 used to be my alarm and i suddenly got flashbacks

  • @frazic1720
    @frazic1720 4 роки тому +140

    Everyone here now : "quick think of something funny"

  • @johnathanhiett8079
    @johnathanhiett8079 4 роки тому +109

    Me trying to figure out why they did a dub of jaws: there are no shark movies out, or any movies out. why post this now.
    Some random lady: THE ECONOMY
    Me: I get it

    • @Ahturos
      @Ahturos 4 роки тому +1

      Some cinemas are gonna reshow Jaws and Jurassic Park so fits.

  • @opturtlegaming8543
    @opturtlegaming8543 4 роки тому +6

    Man, "guess who's gonna get eaten" is my favorite show!

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 роки тому +43

    “Closing the beach violates my rights” Florida 2020 in a nutshell

    • @geoffwaters8786
      @geoffwaters8786 4 роки тому +5

      Kim Jong-un some people don’t want to spend the next 2 years hiding in a bunker to combat a virus that is .26% deadly according to the cdc. Free countries come with a cost and that means both sides of a debate can make choices.

    • @CS90
      @CS90 4 роки тому +2

      When whiners think that anything inconvenient to them is "against their rights."

    • @geoffwaters8786
      @geoffwaters8786 4 роки тому +2

      Nero2K is there a point where you would ever think you had to insert rights? If someone told you to lock down for 2 years, wear masks all day everywhere in public, you’ll be arrested if you go to a park alone even, if you try to open your own business or in some cases go to work you’ll be arrested. Now assume the virus is less than 1% deadly. Would you ever question it?

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 4 роки тому

      You should've broken broken out into civil war by now but one side is still indoors sitting on their asses typing about the economy while the other is already outside running around in circles shoving things over.

  • @SuperBC1975
    @SuperBC1975 4 роки тому +77

    Just when you thought it was safe to watch How it Should Have Ended.
    DUB. DUB. DUB.DUB. DUB. DUB. DUB!

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @nathank2289
      @nathank2289 4 роки тому +3

      Dub dub...
      Dub dub...
      Dub dub, dub dub, dub dub, dub dub,
      DUUUUBBB!

  • @thenerdwholovesentertainme1721
    @thenerdwholovesentertainme1721 3 роки тому +12

    5:58 that was funny I laughed to tears.

  • @jackofdiamonds7303
    @jackofdiamonds7303 4 роки тому +75

    “Let’s play, guess who’s gonna get eaten?” 😂

    • @wolfultra8757
      @wolfultra8757 4 роки тому +3

      Is it gonna be this Lady?
      Or this small child?
      Or maybe even the dog?

    • @cashthecurator666
      @cashthecurator666 4 роки тому +2

      Wolfgang SU Kylo Ren: Dude, where’s my dog?

    • @bettymarsh1640
      @bettymarsh1640 4 роки тому +1

      YOUR DOG GOT EATEN BY A SHARK! sorry for your loss.
      (That was just in the movie and not in real life.)

    • @Hmmm777
      @Hmmm777 4 роки тому +1

      "Where's the dog?"

    • @adentoons6927
      @adentoons6927 4 роки тому +1

      Mmmm, I love hot dogs!!

  • @Kronos0999
    @Kronos0999 4 роки тому +23

    Not many people can claim to animate and voice their own characters like HISHE does.
    And a standalone dub shows how far they have come as voice actors.
    Thanks for everything, Dan and Tina.

    • @Kronos0999
      @Kronos0999 4 роки тому +1

      Of course, their animations always does.

    • @gentblue
      @gentblue 4 роки тому

      @Morgan Britt All of your Hishe are belong to me.

  • @chrismarks4277
    @chrismarks4277 3 роки тому +8

    Don't let go...I'll never let go weeeeeeee ...with the partial titanic flute lol. This was more funnier then I thought it would be!! I enjoyed it!1

  • @creativeplanetentertainmen7868
    @creativeplanetentertainmen7868 4 роки тому +72

    “Shut up, sushi” = way better than the original quote xD

  • @RobotProphetsMoon
    @RobotProphetsMoon 4 роки тому +17

    3:00 "This is a fancy boat." "Let's never use it again!" 🤣🤣

  • @silverwolfzs7601
    @silverwolfzs7601 3 роки тому +13

    4:52 it actually looks like he’s laughing lol

  • @silverstarlightproductions1292
    @silverstarlightproductions1292 4 роки тому +106

    "Closing the beach violates my rights!"
    Whatever you say, Karen.

    • @JonSmith-hk1bq
      @JonSmith-hk1bq 4 роки тому +5

      Isn't that like the opposite of a Karen?

    • @cashthecurator666
      @cashthecurator666 4 роки тому

      Zod: I should get to do what I want without thinking about others!

  • @LEGOFandomKing
    @LEGOFandomKing 4 роки тому +41

    “Shut up, sushi” that got me 😂

  • @bakonboi110
    @bakonboi110 4 роки тому +8

    This is one of HISHE's best productions change my mind
    I would rather watch this than the movie.

    • @annep.1905
      @annep.1905 2 роки тому

      I don't wanna change your mind, mate. I completely agree!

  • @albythere1782
    @albythere1782 4 роки тому +36

    5:04 "I bet you can't pull 3 barrels under"
    "oh yeah watch this!
    haha all your barrels will belong to me!!"
    Had me on the floor!

    • @RedSpino
      @RedSpino 4 роки тому +4

      He actually said: All your barrels are belong to me.

    • @GrimblyGoo
      @GrimblyGoo Рік тому +1

      You rid it wrong,it 5:04

    • @albythere1782
      @albythere1782 Рік тому

      Whoops sorry I'll edit it. And I'll note that it's hard to hear with the bubbles and we could both be right lol.

  • @anjaneyasreetrout2444
    @anjaneyasreetrout2444 4 роки тому +28

    2:36 *character development*
    This line broke me 😂😂

  • @AsifAAli
    @AsifAAli 3 роки тому +4

    That slapping part though... 😂
    "Character development." 😂

  • @feltrix334
    @feltrix334 4 роки тому +31

    "I only have one shot at this."
    *Shoots three times.*

  • @DropKickAnEwok
    @DropKickAnEwok 4 роки тому +15

    Honestly the shark's voice and bits were the best part of this, I want more