HISHE Dubs - Jaws (Comedy Recap)

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  • Опубліковано 22 чер 2020
  • A Comedy Recap of the film Jaws through the voices of How It Should Have Ended.
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  • @cramerfloro5936
    @cramerfloro5936 4 роки тому +2244

    Jaws is the best voiced character in the Hishe Universe

  • @giveme9996
    @giveme9996 4 роки тому +840

    Chief: Ohhh what could possibly have done this
    Shark: who knows?

  • @peterh.3735
    @peterh.3735 4 роки тому +418

    Best observation:
    "Wow, this is a fancy boat!"
    "Yeah, let's NEVER use it again!"
    I've watched JAWS repeatedly for years, and have always thought this when I see this scene. Glad to see someone voice and echo my thought here.

    • @DarkArtistKaiser
      @DarkArtistKaiser 3 роки тому +10

      True, but hey, can't beat the iconic Orca.

    • @deathshead357
      @deathshead357 3 роки тому +16

      They hired QUINT to kill the shark, so he's obviously going to use his boat which he uses every day to fish for sharks.

    • @D33Lux
      @D33Lux 3 роки тому +12

      @@deathshead357 Exactly and he clearly showed disdain for Hoopers wealth so there was no way a prideful man like Quint would get on Hoopers million dollar boat.

    • @havemercy4345
      @havemercy4345 2 роки тому +1

      True dat.

    • @zayyanhakim747
      @zayyanhakim747 2 роки тому +1

      2:46 is this it?

  • @madi.williams3268
    @madi.williams3268 3 роки тому +225

    "barrels only"
    "But they don't work."
    "Barrels only!"

    • @ssharkyplayss2228
      @ssharkyplayss2228 3 роки тому +11

      "but"
      "BARRELS!"

    • @erikhermansen3431
      @erikhermansen3431 2 роки тому +4

      "All your barrels are belong to me!" 😂

    • @annep.1905
      @annep.1905 Рік тому

      "Vaccines only!"
      "But, they don't work!"
      "VACCINES ONLY!"

    • @michaelhinton8530
      @michaelhinton8530 Рік тому +3

      @@erikhermansen3431 “Where did he go?”
      *Barrels Pop up*
      “He’s just trolling us ain’t he?”

    • @Jdabomb93
      @Jdabomb93 Рік тому

      “BARRELS!”
      - Pewdiepie

  • @boop4012
    @boop4012 4 роки тому +3463

    This dub made me realize that this whole movie was full of Karens and Kevins

    • @TheRaven5138
      @TheRaven5138 4 роки тому +226

      I believe the correct term is Karen’s and Kyles

    • @benjininja4376
      @benjininja4376 4 роки тому +64

      Omg you are so right. I didn’t even notice. But then again I didn’t know about karens and keves back when I watched it

    • @josephthespaceman3277
      @josephthespaceman3277 4 роки тому +6

      Yas

    • @ultra_ore
      @ultra_ore 4 роки тому +34

      But the economy, so annoying.

    • @confusednick1046
      @confusednick1046 4 роки тому +19

      I asume kevins are male karens

  • @BullyDenson4
    @BullyDenson4 4 роки тому +698

    That Shark is the most underrated character in HISHE universe. He was about to eat Batman on one villain pub episode

    • @Yokasyan
      @Yokasyan 4 роки тому +10

      because he's batman

    • @mikejones774
      @mikejones774 4 роки тому +4

      sayko kabak so because he’s Batman he was about to get eaten by Jaws

    • @penguinsrockrgr8yt216
      @penguinsrockrgr8yt216 4 роки тому +16

      But doctor strange saved him but he won’t tell you that because he’s Batman

    • @RedSpino
      @RedSpino 4 роки тому +7

      And if doctor strange didn't save him he very well have done.

    • @tylerjones7592
      @tylerjones7592 4 роки тому +7

      he also tried to eat batman in the Adam West movie

  • @hazelnelson5756
    @hazelnelson5756 3 роки тому +607

    "Foreshadowing..."
    "Who said that?"
    "It was me!!"
    "If there was ever a moment for a quotable catch phrase... it would be right now."

  • @ColinCartoons
    @ColinCartoons 3 роки тому +38

    “Stop bonding! I’m trying to sleep!”

  • @baguettebricks891
    @baguettebricks891 4 роки тому +556

    “Nothing ever goes wrong here” one second later: “SOMEONE WAS JUST BITTEN IN HALF!!!!”

    • @et99366
      @et99366 4 роки тому +4

      wow you got the joke

    • @claudewinters2091
      @claudewinters2091 4 роки тому +2

      Clearly that was a suicide

    • @JohnDoe-hr4cf
      @JohnDoe-hr4cf 4 роки тому +3

      “To show you the power of Flex Tape, I bit this person in half! Nomnomnomnom....”

  • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
    @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 4 роки тому +655

    "We're randos having a beach party."
    Almost every opening to any horror flick ever. Although sometimes it's a house warming, a break-in, woods exploration, etc.

    • @michaeljeacock
      @michaeljeacock 4 роки тому +7

      or florida its all of them. ah wait that wasn't a horror flick. that was 2020

    • @theguywhoisaustralian1465
      @theguywhoisaustralian1465 4 роки тому +8

      Friends driving into the middle of nowhere. Ie. Texas Chainsaw Massacre or The Hills Have Eyes

    • @iverkjellkken6569
      @iverkjellkken6569 2 роки тому +2

      That or the one person left alone in the house, office, parking garage, alley, etc.

  • @RobertWDeemer
    @RobertWDeemer 2 роки тому +77

    5:50
    Don't let go!
    I'll never let go!
    (Lets go)
    Weeeee!
    This is for all those barrels!
    (Gets eaten)
    That's not pleasant!
    That had me in stitches 🤣

    • @Isaac-wd9ci
      @Isaac-wd9ci Рік тому +5

      And the titanic music in the background 😂

    • @mancityfan2004
      @mancityfan2004 8 місяців тому +5

      Weee- *gurgling*
      "You taste like apricots"

    • @Crazy_Caleb320
      @Crazy_Caleb320 8 місяців тому +3

      ⁠Well..this is great
      MORE PLEASE!!

    • @annep.1905
      @annep.1905 Місяць тому

      (Lets* go)

  • @vinaykadam2753
    @vinaykadam2753 3 роки тому +36

    "Shut up, sushi! "
    - Chief Brody.

  • @andrewreegs6319
    @andrewreegs6319 4 роки тому +547

    "Hey, you look expendable"
    -Steven Speilberg

  • @desmondgentle1474
    @desmondgentle1474 4 роки тому +367

    I will never get enough of that Jaws voice.

    • @wibble6966
      @wibble6966 4 роки тому +7

      do u mean bruce voice

    • @Shark-R900
      @Shark-R900 4 роки тому +5

      @@wibble6966 his name is bruce

    • @anthonynaffa5147
      @anthonynaffa5147 2 роки тому +3

      5:50 YOU TASTLE LIKE APRICOTS

    • @mrkdavis22
      @mrkdavis22 2 роки тому +3

      HA ha all your barrels are belong to me!

    • @Lord9Genesis
      @Lord9Genesis Рік тому

      Check out the classic SNL skit about Jaws

  • @thatnoctutnallizard4600
    @thatnoctutnallizard4600 3 роки тому +375

    "Closing the beaches violates my rights "
    Couldn't have described 2020 any better

    • @dafuzzbear7711
      @dafuzzbear7711 2 роки тому +2

      Dang I was gonna comment this

    • @darknessdescending6695
      @darknessdescending6695 2 роки тому

      @@dafuzzbear7711 Same. 😂😂😂

    • @SevenSixTwo2012
      @SevenSixTwo2012 Рік тому

      Clearly you don't need to have any "rights", since you're already resigned on not using them. Simply wait for government to tell you what rights you will be granted (aka privileges). Those pesky boomer rights are overrated anyway, we should just get rid of them! Our elites know what's best for us.... In the elites we trust! 😎

    • @katie7748
      @katie7748 9 місяців тому

      Yeah...that didn't age well...

    • @allannovak641
      @allannovak641 2 місяці тому

      Bri did a simpsons on us

  • @adentoons6927
    @adentoons6927 3 роки тому +84

    Shark Cage: Check!!
    Shark Poison: Check!!
    Shark itself: Behind ya!!
    Ahh I dropped it, curse my city hands!! 🤣🤣

    • @tigerproducts6905
      @tigerproducts6905 3 роки тому +2

      How many bags does it take to get inside

    • @Koteb
      @Koteb 3 роки тому

      Why do they need shark poison, if they only use barrels?

    • @heriocilllusion3295
      @heriocilllusion3295 3 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @annep.1905
      @annep.1905 Рік тому

      How many bites does it take to get to the center? One, two, three...
      Three.
      Tootsie roll comercial nod. I laughed so hard!

  • @russellmitchell1579
    @russellmitchell1579 4 роки тому +385

    😄"I love hotdogs but now I want a kids' meal"😆
    "You taste like Apricots"
    And that voice 😂🤣

  • @pizzaperson1096
    @pizzaperson1096 4 роки тому +291

    “I’m just swimming all alone in the dark, I hope nothing bad happens to me”
    3 seconds later...
    “Aahaaaa something bad happened to me!”

    • @salcedoh
      @salcedoh 4 роки тому +4

      I four minutes later

    • @firenze6478
      @firenze6478 4 роки тому +6

      Really this itself shouldn’t have caused the beach to close anyway, she was swimming far out to a booey at night, she was asking to get eaten ,

    • @annep.1905
      @annep.1905 Рік тому

      you forgot: "I'm expendable!!!!"

  • @slugboy4
    @slugboy4 3 роки тому +112

    "But what about the ECONOMY?!"
    That line fits so perfectly it burns. Truly it shall always be relevant.

    • @zyloproductions4870
      @zyloproductions4870 2 роки тому +2

      Can we please close the beaches now?!

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 2 роки тому

      Screw the economy

    • @annep.1905
      @annep.1905 2 роки тому +1

      There will always be risks. Post signs, and let people take their own risks.

    • @katie7748
      @katie7748 9 місяців тому

      Clearly you were one of the blind sheep who didn't realize that the economy affects EVERYONE, not just old and unhealthy people. Also, hopefully, you know now why THAT happened...

  • @daxbradley4346
    @daxbradley4346 3 роки тому +74

    Bruce: "All your barrels are belong to me!"
    Nicely played, HISHE. Nicely played

  • @alfiro-morgif3908
    @alfiro-morgif3908 4 роки тому +279

    I can’t be the only one who laughs every time I hear Jaws’s voice.
    Hilarious, is kinda like Alpha from Up, you think that will have a voice like Thanos, but after you listen to it it’s so funny and somehow still manage to be intimidating

    • @bigironmanfanmomo6953
      @bigironmanfanmomo6953 4 роки тому +7

      Me hahahahah 😂😅🤣

    • @godzillafan3681
      @godzillafan3681 4 роки тому +1

      Its so funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Laura-xj8gh
      @Laura-xj8gh 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @abdullahsajid1371
      @abdullahsajid1371 4 роки тому +2

      Jaws voice is like a cow boy mix girl lol

    • @iamsherlocked7448
      @iamsherlocked7448 4 роки тому

      Your not because I was laughing the whole time watching this

  • @JBThrills
    @JBThrills 4 роки тому +385

    “But now I want a kids meal” -Bruce 2020

  • @tyrkuclub6398
    @tyrkuclub6398 2 роки тому +32

    Martin: "Yeah I did it, I lived, oh it's all getting in my mouth 'Spitting' "
    Matt: "And I lived too"
    Martin: "Yes, and you did absolutely nothing"
    'Silence'
    Martin: "Let's get outta here, and.. and paddle fast, cause we just chummed the water for more sharks.
    Probably my favourite endings of hishe dubs so far.

  • @xxneonxxrobotxx3117
    @xxneonxxrobotxx3117 3 роки тому +167

    "Guess Who gonna get eaten"
    me:not the dog not dog
    "Its the dog"
    me:DANG IT

  • @Probablymasonyumyumscrub
    @Probablymasonyumyumscrub 4 роки тому +233

    "shut up sushi"
    *we have found the perfect quote*

    • @jeanchristophe-damme2503
      @jeanchristophe-damme2503 4 роки тому +1

      6:41 Pppptbhahahahaha!! Normally I don’t promote shark abuse but the way Jaws exploded from that tank was funny.

    • @bettymarsh1640
      @bettymarsh1640 4 роки тому +1

      I know right?

    • @cashthecurator666
      @cashthecurator666 4 роки тому +1

      Jean Christophe-Damme “Ow!”

    • @nicholasdruce5346
      @nicholasdruce5346 3 роки тому +1

      @@cashthecurator666
      Annoying Orange: Hey, Jaws?
      Shark: What?
      Annoying Orange: Gun.

  • @dandare9055
    @dandare9055 4 роки тому +237

    "...all your barrels are belong to me."
    "He's just trolling us ain't he?"
    It might be one of more quotable HISHE Dubs so far XD

    • @havemercy4345
      @havemercy4345 2 роки тому +4

      True dat. Got the reference and shot Heinken out my nose. Burns less than coffee.

  • @mr.l8723
    @mr.l8723 Рік тому +11

    1:22 “I love hotdogs! But now I want a kids meal!” Oh god 😂

  • @theiammike123
    @theiammike123 3 роки тому +26

    2:17 "You're not a leader."
    "Well _that_ hurts. Why are you doing this?"
    " *C H A R A C T E R D E V E L O P M E N T.* "

  • @Danny-ru7uf
    @Danny-ru7uf 4 роки тому +186

    “This is a fancy boat”
    “I know, let’s never use it again”
    *DEAD*

    • @monroemullinix5974
      @monroemullinix5974 4 роки тому +11

      The one, major, glaring, gigantic plot hole in the movie.

  • @bennsonn777
    @bennsonn777 4 роки тому +243

    “I lived too!”
    “Yeah, you basically did nothing.”

    • @Jdabomb93
      @Jdabomb93 Рік тому +2

      6:29 That part was absolutely hilariously awkward. 🤣

  • @victoriacrowder3743
    @victoriacrowder3743 4 роки тому +455

    America during this pandemic: *Closing the beach violates my rights!*
    America after cases rapidly increase: *yOu dIdnT cLoSe tHe bEaCh*

    • @consoleguy647
      @consoleguy647 3 роки тому +19

      And this is why I'm flying to England once I get my life together.
      I just can't with all the entitled assholes.

    • @tomc8157
      @tomc8157 3 роки тому +9

      Maybe the next new virus just kills anyone who gets it. Doesn't care about age/health, you get it. Your done. Maybe then people will take it seriously. And why does the shark sound like Claptrap!

    • @joshsonofzeus4759
      @joshsonofzeus4759 3 роки тому +8

      That's pretty much the joke.
      Karens: what about the economy?

    • @destroyer5689
      @destroyer5689 3 роки тому +2

      consoleguy64 true

    • @shindari
      @shindari 3 роки тому +7

      @@consoleguy647 It's cute that you think England is different.

  • @nicolamcguirk9240
    @nicolamcguirk9240 3 роки тому +63

    This is a surprisingly accurate summary of the movie.

  • @lolktoskol4744
    @lolktoskol4744 4 роки тому +364

    "I only have one shot."
    shoots three times

    • @absolute-dumbass
      @absolute-dumbass 3 роки тому +5

      He said i only got one shot at this which meant the only opportunity.

    • @ethan7252
      @ethan7252 3 роки тому

      @@cakeguy2505 gj man

    • @adamolenoski1515
      @adamolenoski1515 3 роки тому

      @@absolute-dumbass To seize everything he ever wanted, in one moment?

  • @pyhardkale1884
    @pyhardkale1884 4 роки тому +160

    "Stop Bonding! Im tryna sleep!"
    "Ooh, personal drama, my favorite."
    "All your barrels are belong to me!"
    🤣🤣🤣 Those are my favorites

    • @ssharkyplayss2228
      @ssharkyplayss2228 3 роки тому +3

      and dont forget "you look expendable"

    • @natashab5969
      @natashab5969 Рік тому

      0:55 🤣🤣

    • @FRN2013
      @FRN2013 7 місяців тому

      "All your barrels are belong to me!" A nod to the wonderful early days of UA-cam.

  • @darkneon5637
    @darkneon5637 2 роки тому +12

    5:31 "How many bite does it take to get to the center" One? Two? Three?

  • @MelkofficialYT
    @MelkofficialYT 4 роки тому +217

    Scientists: We found the cure let's start mass production..
    ”WHAT ABOUT THE ECONOMY!!??”

    • @mrtzarangamer1708
      @mrtzarangamer1708 3 роки тому +11

      Mass production a cure that will save thousands violet my rights

    • @annep.1905
      @annep.1905 2 роки тому

      Research SADS.

  • @localomnivore4877
    @localomnivore4877 4 роки тому +160

    "Closing the beach violates my rights!"

    • @roberthunter5059
      @roberthunter5059 4 роки тому +26

      Where have I heard that before?

    • @sarahsays194
      @sarahsays194 4 роки тому +15

      @@roberthunter5059 Yeah, it's sounds familiar... 🤔

    • @kingmkg1235
      @kingmkg1235 4 роки тому +5

      Sarah Says so familiar

    • @geoffwaters8786
      @geoffwaters8786 4 роки тому +6

      Well this was obviously a shot at corona, but I think when rational people see their economy collapse, food shortages, less access to medicine for cancer patients, and increased suicides it’s worth asking if every possible outdoor experience should be shut down to combat a virus that is .26% deadly according to the cdc, 1.5% according to Harvard projections, and 1% deadly in Sweden and they didn’t shut down, plus consider 80% of US losses are elderly with complications.

    • @jaimemartinez-el8wc
      @jaimemartinez-el8wc 4 роки тому +17

      @@geoffwaters8786 also, polio for example isn't deadly but still dangeroussl
      Just because you survive doesn't mean you'll be alright
      Corona virus generates scar tissue meaning you might never fully recover

  • @lukeskywalkerstudios941
    @lukeskywalkerstudios941 4 роки тому +283

    Bruce: HOLA welcome to my mouth!
    Quint: Don’t let go!
    Brody: a’ll never let go
    Quint: weeeeeeeeee!

    • @SeemsLikeSomething
      @SeemsLikeSomething 4 роки тому +8

      Pretty sure he said “weak” no?

    • @Greenkitten45
      @Greenkitten45 4 роки тому +7

      *You taste like apricots!~*

    • @minhkhoale1712
      @minhkhoale1712 4 роки тому +9

      And they played the titanic music :v

    • @SeemsLikeSomething
      @SeemsLikeSomething 4 роки тому

      Luke Skywalker
      Yeah the subs say otherwise. Just thought it sounded like “weeeeak” and matched in context. Doesn’t matter really ;)

    • @darkneon5637
      @darkneon5637 3 роки тому

      6:04

  • @riceracm
    @riceracm 3 роки тому +12

    5:24 “HA HA! All your barrels are belong to me!”
    😂🤣 loves me some nastalgia 🤪

  • @jamesmadisonwilliams4210
    @jamesmadisonwilliams4210 3 роки тому +28

    Quint: “I bet you can’t bring 4 barrels under water”! Jaws: “Oh yeah watch this Oh wait I can’t go under”!

  • @rooryan
    @rooryan 4 роки тому +147

    “What about the economy?”
    “Closing the beach violates my rights!”
    (Painfully relevant dialogue)

  • @ChengTeoh
    @ChengTeoh 4 роки тому +442

    Of course, being bitten by a shark makes you immune! Logic is impeccable, a dead person is definitely never going to get eaten again. XD

    • @uncolaman99
      @uncolaman99 4 роки тому +17

      Okay, there's definitely something wrong with that logic, but I can't quite put my finger on it. Well played.

    • @thedarkjw6219
      @thedarkjw6219 3 роки тому +3

      Just happened

    • @havemercy4345
      @havemercy4345 2 роки тому

      True dat. Like Covid.

    • @welkingunther5417
      @welkingunther5417 Рік тому

      @@uncolaman99 I can't put my finger on it as well. It was bitten off!

  • @jamesmadisonwilliams4210
    @jamesmadisonwilliams4210 3 роки тому +50

    Boomer Kid: “Ooooh I love Hot Dogs, But now I want a Kids meal”!

    • @MikaylaROL
      @MikaylaROL 3 роки тому +5

      I died at that part 😂

  • @budik0317
    @budik0317 3 роки тому +53

    "You need to close the beaches"
    "But what about the economy"
    "Oh, I give up".
    Where have I heard something like that?

  • @johnpaulgan
    @johnpaulgan 4 роки тому +122

    You missed the perfect opportunity to say "Let's go get that son of a fish..."

  • @wolfknight4876
    @wolfknight4876 4 роки тому +115

    Jaws literally gets blown up
    Also Jaws: Ow.

  • @chrismarks4277
    @chrismarks4277 3 роки тому +8

    Don't let go...I'll never let go weeeeeeee ...with the partial titanic flute lol. This was more funnier then I thought it would be!! I enjoyed it!1

  • @terrythornton39
    @terrythornton39 2 роки тому +10

    I love the “you taste like apricots” .. guess they did give him the 2 cases of brandy Brody promised him lol

  • @SanguiniCore
    @SanguiniCore 4 роки тому +169

    6:07 "I'll never let go"
    *Weeeeeeeeeeee-*
    Weeeee(bubbles)
    -You taste like apricots!

  • @1classikai
    @1classikai 4 роки тому +155

    “CURSE MY CITY HANDS”
    Me, having been watching HISHE for years: “I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE”

    • @Adrischa
      @Adrischa 4 роки тому +5

      Help me. Don't remember

    • @Yokasyan
      @Yokasyan 4 роки тому +1

      @@Adrischa no help you are alone

    • @patriciauch6763
      @patriciauch6763 4 роки тому +1

      @@Yokasyan lol

    • @debrab7240
      @debrab7240 4 роки тому +9

      In the movie, Quint looks at Hooper and doubts he can handle shark hunting. He looks at Hopper's hands and says, "You have city hands."

  • @thenerdwholovesentertainme1721
    @thenerdwholovesentertainme1721 2 роки тому +12

    5:58 that was funny I laughed to tears.

  • @YRamsay
    @YRamsay 3 роки тому +12

    2:25
    "I'm sad"
    "I'm sad"
    "Are you copying me"
    "are you copying me"
    "Quick! Pretend you're mommy"
    *weird noises*
    "There she is!"
    "Hey!"

  • @johnw9771
    @johnw9771 4 роки тому +298

    “And I lived too!”
    “Yes and you did absolutely nothing.”
    *Hooper has a moment of realization*

    • @akilkotamarti1000
      @akilkotamarti1000 2 роки тому +5

      Yeah, but he drove the boat didn't he? And he was the only one brave enough to get in the water. And he also brought the explosive tanks on board.

    • @metronorthamtrakmatty8183
      @metronorthamtrakmatty8183 2 роки тому +1

      I’m a Fan of JAWS

    • @Jdabomb93
      @Jdabomb93 Рік тому

      6:29 That part was absolutely hilariously awkward. 🤣

  • @JoeRoverWrites
    @JoeRoverWrites 4 роки тому +72

    “I think everyone is tired of hearing your voice.” LOL
    I laughed so much during this dubs. 😂👍

  • @K28m
    @K28m 3 роки тому +10

    Hey you guys wanna here my tragic backstory
    Shark: Stop bonding im trying to sleep

  • @opturtlegaming8543
    @opturtlegaming8543 3 роки тому +6

    Man, "guess who's gonna get eaten" is my favorite show!

  • @DgardsGaming
    @DgardsGaming 4 роки тому +151

    “It’s the Dog”
    John Wicks “where’s my dog”

  • @soundwavedforever7300
    @soundwavedforever7300 4 роки тому +462

    You guys wanna hear my tragic backstory?
    STOP BONDING!
    IM TRYING TO SLEEP

    • @bettymarsh1640
      @bettymarsh1640 4 роки тому +9

      That was the funniest part.

    • @jessicamcculloch37
      @jessicamcculloch37 4 роки тому +4

      Funny

    • @694daddy
      @694daddy 4 роки тому +10

      The barrels BACC
      WHERS THE S H A R K
      No where h-he probably left
      Ok
      *comes out water* SIKE AHAHAHAHAHA

    • @adentoons6927
      @adentoons6927 3 роки тому +5

      We better call for help!!!
      OH NO YOU DON’T!!!
      Help, Somebody Help!!!
      **Destroys Phone**
      *GREAT WELL WE DED!!*

    • @vandanabihari4298
      @vandanabihari4298 3 роки тому

      300th like

  • @AsifAAli
    @AsifAAli 2 роки тому +4

    That slapping part though... 😂
    "Character development." 😂

  • @avaroche3984
    @avaroche3984 2 роки тому +6

    Human: Where’s the shark
    Shark: idk he probably left
    Human: “Ok”
    Shark: Sike😂

  • @spacemegalodon5049
    @spacemegalodon5049 4 роки тому +309

    "What about the economy?"
    "Closing the beach violates my rights!"
    "We can have a shark bite party. Then everyone will be immune to shark bites."
    I wonder what inspired all of these quotes.

    • @stella7530
      @stella7530 4 роки тому +16

      yoooo i feel you, they were oddly familiar 👀

    • @SasukeUchiha723
      @SasukeUchiha723 4 роки тому +15

      shark: who knows?

    • @joelp77440
      @joelp77440 4 роки тому +15

      Wearing a mask violate my rights, oops, I mean closing the beach violates my rights!!. Sorry, I get those mixed up.

    • @Sh4dowbanned
      @Sh4dowbanned 4 роки тому +9

      Real life. The first qoute was inspired by the rich elite who don't care about the people, the second one was inspired by Karen and the third one was inspired by the simple morons around us (or it was just a lame joke).

    • @oaktart9950
      @oaktart9950 4 роки тому

      @@joelp77440 lol

  • @princedavido
    @princedavido 4 роки тому +670

    "Closing the beach violates my rights" sums up America during this pandemic.
    Edit: Thanks for the likes fam 🙏🏾.

  • @samuraibebop595
    @samuraibebop595 4 роки тому +7

    1:44 defines corona situation perfectly

  • @silverwolfzs7601
    @silverwolfzs7601 3 роки тому +9

    4:52 it actually looks like he’s laughing lol

  • @yetz2291
    @yetz2291 4 роки тому +170

    "Look at this. I have a leg"
    "Oh, look at my leg. How about you Chief, do you have a leg?"
    "Yeah, show us your leg."
    "You guys are really weird."
    "DO IT!"
    "I have a tummy."
    "Ahahahahahahahahaha(legs)"

    • @quilwantspizza6539
      @quilwantspizza6539 4 роки тому +1

      Joel Yetz you wanna see my leg?

    • @spacequeen1447
      @spacequeen1447 4 роки тому +3

      @Brain Emerald Do you wanna see my leg? Hahaha hah I have a leg

    • @Jack-mx6wg
      @Jack-mx6wg 4 роки тому +2

      Athena Plarinou ya wanna see my leg? I’ve got one too

    • @cashthecurator666
      @cashthecurator666 4 роки тому +2

      Hey, you guys wanna hear my tragic backstory?

    • @RyoAstra
      @RyoAstra 4 роки тому

      This Is weird.
      #1 we share the same name
      #2 I read this at the exact moment it happened.

  • @andrescervantes5348
    @andrescervantes5348 4 роки тому +45

    “Closing the Beach violates my rights” lmao sounds awfully similar to today’s day and time

    • @Nobody134
      @Nobody134 4 роки тому +11

      “What about the economy”

    • @CS90
      @CS90 4 роки тому +2

      Inspired by real-life idiots. :) Conservatives never change.

    • @nielsdejong
      @nielsdejong 4 роки тому +3

      @@CS90 Say the people who topple statues, and believe that "being woke" makes you immune against the coronavirus XD

  • @briggsdalton
    @briggsdalton 11 місяців тому +3

    4:44 I love how it looked like the shark was actually laughing

  • @user-yg4om8rd1z
    @user-yg4om8rd1z 4 роки тому +13

    “Wanna see my leg?”
    _”Y’all are weird.”_
    “Come one!”
    _”I got a tummy,”_
    “Ahahha!”
    *_Shut up im trying to sleep!_*

  • @Maya-od1on
    @Maya-od1on 4 роки тому +154

    "closing the beach viOlAtES mY riGhTs"
    "wHaT aBoUt tHe eConOmY?"
    "lEt'S hAvE a sHaRk-BiTiNg pArTy sO wE'rE iMmUnE tO sHaRk bITeS"
    hmm....this sounds so familiar but I just can't put my finger on where it came from...

    • @bzell7728
      @bzell7728 4 роки тому +6

      Maya Inal to
      Haha
      Glad I m not the only one who's thinks they recognize this

    • @Aiijuin
      @Aiijuin 4 роки тому +2

      Lol!

  • @Kains_Gaming_Channel
    @Kains_Gaming_Channel 4 роки тому +51

    "We just chumed the water for more sharks." That was the original idea for the movies ending.

  • @Kydrogen
    @Kydrogen 3 роки тому +138

    2020 be all like: let's close everything to be safe
    "What about the economy!?"
    This violates my rights

    • @kmeanxneth
      @kmeanxneth 3 роки тому +6

      Americans

    • @NostalgicGamerRickOShay
      @NostalgicGamerRickOShay 3 роки тому +10

      With a 99.99 percent chance of survival, I will continue taking my chances.

    • @mattstorm6568
      @mattstorm6568 3 роки тому +4

      "To be safe", yeah, sure, that's what it was all about.

    • @DeanneM1726
      @DeanneM1726 3 роки тому +2

      Retracted my comment. I'm out of this conversation.

    • @MajesticalHonky
      @MajesticalHonky 3 роки тому

      @@mattstorm6568 Never to ashamed to show your ignorance. Nice.

  • @FreddyFazbaer2424
    @FreddyFazbaer2424 2 роки тому +11

    2:04 I’m amazed, their still using that.

  • @RobotJeeg
    @RobotJeeg 4 роки тому +58

    Best joke is:
    "Why are you doing this to me?"
    (whispering) "Character development!"

  • @SuperFunkyMonkey19
    @SuperFunkyMonkey19 4 роки тому +145

    "You taste like apricots!" - Bruce, the high pitched talking shark

  • @Shakodox
    @Shakodox 4 роки тому +16

    1:51 Voldemort from self quarantine villain pub I’ve been around people all week and I feel fine

  • @as400caterpillar5
    @as400caterpillar5 3 роки тому +5

    I like it how they did the scene like jack and rose

  • @jackofdiamonds7303
    @jackofdiamonds7303 4 роки тому +76

    “Let’s play, guess who’s gonna get eaten?” 😂

    • @wolfultra8757
      @wolfultra8757 4 роки тому +3

      Is it gonna be this Lady?
      Or this small child?
      Or maybe even the dog?

    • @cashthecurator666
      @cashthecurator666 4 роки тому +2

      Wolfgang SU Kylo Ren: Dude, where’s my dog?

    • @bettymarsh1640
      @bettymarsh1640 4 роки тому +1

      YOUR DOG GOT EATEN BY A SHARK! sorry for your loss.
      (That was just in the movie and not in real life.)

    • @Hmmm777
      @Hmmm777 3 роки тому +1

      "Where's the dog?"

    • @adentoons6927
      @adentoons6927 3 роки тому +1

      Mmmm, I love hot dogs!!

  • @LEGOFandomKing
    @LEGOFandomKing 4 роки тому +41

    “Shut up, sushi” that got me 😂

  • @gp_generalpenguin9271
    @gp_generalpenguin9271 3 роки тому +7

    4:25 I laugh at it all the time

  • @astondoesstuff
    @astondoesstuff 2 роки тому +7

    that duck noise at 4:32 used to be my alarm and i suddenly got flashbacks

  • @Andrew.170
    @Andrew.170 4 роки тому +59

    GUESS WHO"S GONNA BE EATEN!!!
    It's the dog...
    I"M SADDDDDD.
    Chewie: YEAHHHHHH

  • @joe_ginger4201
    @joe_ginger4201 4 роки тому +112

    I've never seen Jaws before so this was a great impression of it lol

    • @v.vqlkry
      @v.vqlkry 4 роки тому +2

      But i saw meg

    • @NEI7HAN
      @NEI7HAN 4 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @SireeeMusic
      @SireeeMusic 4 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @Alex-fc3bn
      @Alex-fc3bn 4 роки тому +1

      Same here haha, I only know the Jaws shark with that voice XD

    • @haircut
      @haircut 4 роки тому

      How would you know that if you've never seen it? 🤔

  • @onlymemesbyphantom_wc4211
    @onlymemesbyphantom_wc4211 3 роки тому +8

    2:44 I am dying 😂 😂 😂 😝 XD

  • @shahinshakp1011
    @shahinshakp1011 Рік тому +3

    0:01 Bruce saying hello to everything he sees in front of him is both adorable and funny

  • @CDHfilms
    @CDHfilms 4 роки тому +164

    Hooper: "Hey what if we feed it poisonous bate?" I even got some poison here with me". Quint: Shut up Hooper, this isn't some internet parody! Brody: "What's internet???" Quint: "Uhhhhh… Nothing shut up."

  • @RobotProphetsMoon
    @RobotProphetsMoon 4 роки тому +16

    3:00 "This is a fancy boat." "Let's never use it again!" 🤣🤣

  • @bakonboi110
    @bakonboi110 3 роки тому +8

    This is one of HISHE's best productions change my mind
    I would rather watch this than the movie.

    • @annep.1905
      @annep.1905 Рік тому

      I don't wanna change your mind, mate. I completely agree!

  • @nhojsaibot7239
    @nhojsaibot7239 3 роки тому +2

    "Stop Bonding!, I'm trying to sleep!"

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 3 роки тому +1

      this is the only thing that explains why the shark would start a attack and wait like 14 hours to strike again
      the real reasion was the director didnt wanna sit through that backstory any more then the audience would. so shark un nerves the cast, but dosent attack lol

  • @ronanmccabe8157
    @ronanmccabe8157 4 роки тому +390

    It your wondering why Quint tastes like apricot it's because he had 1,no he had 2 wait he had 4 cases of apricot brandy

    • @emarycarpenter9577
      @emarycarpenter9577 4 роки тому +18

      I think the secret backup plan was to kill the shark with alcohol poisoning.

    • @kagehikari4281
      @kagehikari4281 4 роки тому +12

      He also got a color tv, free cable, ... and a Rolls-Royce.

  • @legodarthvaderlswtfaversio6724
    @legodarthvaderlswtfaversio6724 4 роки тому +52

    "Barrels? Next time let me use my poison."
    "No! My boat, my rules. Barrels only."
    "But they don't work-"
    *"BARRELS ONLY!"*

  • @bluepythonproductions
    @bluepythonproductions 3 роки тому +10

    "closing the beaches violates my rights"
    Hits different since 2020

  • @dresden6851
    @dresden6851 6 місяців тому

    Laughed out loud multiple times here. It's been a minute since something on UA-cam has done that. Well done.

  • @Jack-mx6wg
    @Jack-mx6wg 4 роки тому +263

    “Hey. You look expendable.”
    (Scoffs)“Rude!!”
    “Wanna go swim in the dark ocean?”
    “Okay!”
    (Drunk Laughing)

  • @user-yz5fu1og9v
    @user-yz5fu1og9v 4 роки тому +55

    "this is for all those barrels"
    " Here comes the nom nom nom now nom"
    -Bruce 2020

  • @sephiroth7228
    @sephiroth7228 3 роки тому +6

    6:33
    Woop woop woop woop 😂😂😂😂

  • @shanemerrigan1994
    @shanemerrigan1994 3 роки тому +2

    "If there was ever a moment for quotable catch phrase... it would be right now."
    *2 Minutes and 40 Seconds Later*
    "Shut up, sushi!"

  • @GamerGabe_DJPJ0705
    @GamerGabe_DJPJ0705 4 роки тому +7

    "Wow this a fancy boat"
    "I know! Let's never use it again"
    🤣

  • @feltrix334
    @feltrix334 4 роки тому +31

    "I only have one shot at this."
    *Shoots three times.*

  • @isisatlantis3168
    @isisatlantis3168 Рік тому +1

    "You guys want to hear my tragic backstory?"
    Jaws: "Stop bonding...I can't sleep!"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @ssharkyplayss2228
    @ssharkyplayss2228 3 роки тому +2

    i love how quint is just like "BARRELS!!!"