Jaws: The Revenge (1987) KILL COUNT

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  • @MPHshoots
    @MPHshoots 5 років тому +5485

    0% on rotten tomatoes AND rated one of the worst films of all time, sounds like a must watch to me.

    • @eyelessjack3406
      @eyelessjack3406 5 років тому +85

      you should its dope imo

    • @eyelessjack3406
      @eyelessjack3406 5 років тому +58

      yes im that guy

    • @acetheta6482
      @acetheta6482 5 років тому +85

      eyelessjack No worries fam, it’s alright to like whatever movie you want. I didn’t really enjoy this movie, but you do you bud :)

    • @modasap4613
      @modasap4613 5 років тому +2

      BMTRG Central lol

    • @antoniozuquete5068
      @antoniozuquete5068 5 років тому +7

      Don't, it's not even entertaining

  • @heywaitasecond46
    @heywaitasecond46 4 роки тому +3720

    That's right.
    Chief Brody, who blew up 2 SHARKS, died of the fear of one.

    • @neoperol
      @neoperol 4 роки тому +213

      If Padme can die from a broken heart The Chief can die from fear, we need that robot from Star Wars to do the autopsy.

    • @joelmiller2913
      @joelmiller2913 4 роки тому +44

      He didn’t blow up 2 he blew up 1 and electrocuted 1

    • @jayNicks10
      @jayNicks10 4 роки тому +215

      I heard that Martin Brody was originally supposed to be the one getting killed by Jaws in the beginning instead of Sean. That would’ve been ballsy. But Roy Scheider simply said that not even Satan himself could make him do another Jaws movie.

    • @NolanDraconis
      @NolanDraconis 4 роки тому +23

      He probably feared another big shark stronger than the first two

    • @TheSkizz89
      @TheSkizz89 4 роки тому +15

      That PTSD Yo.

  • @somethinginthesky3596
    @somethinginthesky3596 5 років тому +2969

    Jaws 2- sharks don’t take things personal
    Jaws 4 - this time it’s personal

    • @mohammedalamer7622
      @mohammedalamer7622 5 років тому +8

      somthinginthesky lol

    • @TallSilentGuy
      @TallSilentGuy 5 років тому +27

      Notwithstanding the fact that it's a different shark in every film.

    • @111highgh
      @111highgh 5 років тому +2

      @@TallSilentGuy Your comment is currently 52 seconds old.

    • @mikeyslashy32
      @mikeyslashy32 5 років тому +34

      Jaws 19 - this time it's really, really personal

    • @Zmargo702
      @Zmargo702 5 років тому +3

      im laughing my ass off at the gate to flight i look like a maniac

  • @PicklesNickles
    @PicklesNickles 2 роки тому +316

    As a youngster I always found the beginning segment with Sean's death unsettling. The attack intercut with the carols, Sean's desperate cries for help, and the shots of the jaws as Sean's attacked always spooked me

    • @fearfulclan2007
      @fearfulclan2007 Рік тому +10

      Same here

    • @compl3xdf646
      @compl3xdf646 Рік тому +6

      yea i felt the exact same way.

    • @niallwatts789
      @niallwatts789 Рік тому +4

      Me too

    • @CroatiaBall273
      @CroatiaBall273 Рік тому

      Was sean a relevant character?

    • @PicklesNickles
      @PicklesNickles Рік тому +4

      @@CroatiaBall273 not in this particular movie he's rlly just our cold open kill and then the thing that pushes Ellen to go spend some time with Mike at his home. The only movie where he has the most relevancy or attention on him is the second one

  • @LukaFireIce13
    @LukaFireIce13 5 років тому +933

    "Next week: Final Destination!"
    Good luck with that one!You're gonna need it!

  • @PsychoSavager289
    @PsychoSavager289 5 років тому +896

    Finally Final Destination! I've been waiting for so long - it's the perfect franchise for Dead Meat!

    • @ToastedPup
      @ToastedPup 5 років тому +13

      Ikr???? I'm so excited omg! ^^

    • @taistealai5523
      @taistealai5523 5 років тому +11

      I want the transition to the "The numbers" to be a reference to Smash bros

    • @aamiraustin5422
      @aamiraustin5422 5 років тому +9

      I can't wait, it'll probably have the highest kill count.

    • @johngillease7563
      @johngillease7563 5 років тому +1

      What is final destination

    • @randomperson8572
      @randomperson8572 5 років тому +6

      John Gillease its the mother fucking movie’s name

  • @uwu-jn8yl
    @uwu-jn8yl 5 років тому +462

    I’m excited to hear James say woaaahhh in the Final destination 3D

    • @KeeperOfPoops
      @KeeperOfPoops 5 років тому +16

      Final destination 1,2,3,4 and 5
      i know what golden chainsaw is going to in the 4th movie :D

    • @imacardboardbox
      @imacardboardbox 5 років тому +4

      @@KeeperOfPoops what is it? I havent seen that one

    • @kiyru44
      @kiyru44 5 років тому +3

      standkit is confused and not happy idk

    • @firmino2801
      @firmino2801 5 років тому +5

      William Allison 100% the escalator death

    • @todo1245
      @todo1245 5 років тому +6

      Oh my god that cgi in that movie SUCKS

  • @battleb04n_43
    @battleb04n_43 3 роки тому +840

    Rest In Peace Judith Barsi
    The girl that played Thea
    She died to young.

    • @crystalgemgirl731
      @crystalgemgirl731 3 роки тому +31

      I hope her "father" is getting what he deserves in Hell.

    • @Heller103085
      @Heller103085 3 роки тому +11

      Sarah in land before time too....sad she had to have such a piece of shit for a father

    • @crystalgemgirl731
      @crystalgemgirl731 3 роки тому +24

      @@Praise-and-Worship-God Exactly. As of now, Anna Marie, Charlie, and Itchy are together again in heaven.

    • @elsmith3079
      @elsmith3079 3 роки тому +16

      @@Heller103085 She played Ducky not Sarah, just FYI x

    • @TheREALryder_broadfoot
      @TheREALryder_broadfoot Рік тому +2

      *too

  • @animelaughattack
    @animelaughattack 5 років тому +446

    14:43 OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING. NOBODY FREAK OUT, ITS HAPPENING.

    • @killmefunnyxxa3466
      @killmefunnyxxa3466 5 років тому +5

      What do mean

    • @killmefunnyxxa3466
      @killmefunnyxxa3466 5 років тому +3

      Like what???

    • @animelaughattack
      @animelaughattack 5 років тому +18

      @@killmefunnyxxa3466 it's a The Office reference implying that something exciting and highly anticipated is going to occur

    • @killmefunnyxxa3466
      @killmefunnyxxa3466 5 років тому +2

      Hoooooooooo

    • @ROYBGP
      @ROYBGP 5 років тому +2

      WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

  • @nomadicgamer7837
    @nomadicgamer7837 5 років тому +343

    Sees two kills
    Me:i am unsatisfied
    Goes to watch purge anarchy killcount

    • @jose0_0
      @jose0_0 5 років тому +4

      fuck yea

    • @mazasis_princas456
      @mazasis_princas456 5 років тому +14

      Or even better, The First Purge kill count.

    • @jack-rb2tl
      @jack-rb2tl 5 років тому +9

      August ❨0-0❩ oR eVeN bEtTeR tHe bElkO eXpeRimEnt

    • @itsthatguy2770
      @itsthatguy2770 5 років тому +7

      Just wait. The first final destination will have the highest kill count within the first graphic.

    • @nomadicgamer7837
      @nomadicgamer7837 5 років тому +1

      @@itsthatguy2770 i know it will be great

  • @willdabeast8509
    @willdabeast8509 5 років тому +683

    Pause at 9:40 and on the left side of the shark, you can see the cables that power the crappy looking mechanical shark

  • @ashleighstratmann7783
    @ashleighstratmann7783 Рік тому +157

    The little girl who played as MIke's daughter Thea also voiced as Ducky in Land Before Time and Anna Marie in All Dogs Go To Heaven. Unfortunately, that means she's also the little girl who was killed by her father along with her mother in a murder suicide. Rest in Peace to the little girl who at least brought happiness to kids in two great kids movies.

    • @ashleighstratmann7783
      @ashleighstratmann7783 Рік тому +15

      Truth be told I still can't watch All Dogs Go To Heaven or the Land Before Time after finding out what happened to the little girl. Those two movies were among my favorite growing up and it was just heartbreaking to know the girl who brought so much happiness didn't get to grow up.

    • @Axolotlboigaming
      @Axolotlboigaming Рік тому

      @@ashleighstratmann7783 she deseves it

    • @ashleighstratmann7783
      @ashleighstratmann7783 Рік тому +17

      @@Axolotlboigaming dude she was a child who never hurt a soul. If anything she spread happiness with her roles as Ducky and Anne Marie. How could she deserve death

    • @Axolotlboigaming
      @Axolotlboigaming Рік тому

      @@ashleighstratmann7783 she was ugly gross sounded weird WTF IS ducky and she would grow up to be a psycho

    • @weirdotzero7065
      @weirdotzero7065 Рік тому +17

      @@ashleighstratmann7783 It's a troll trying to be "funny". They made similar reply to another person who brought up this fact.

  • @roslyncrouch9501
    @roslyncrouch9501 5 років тому +2320

    Jaws the revenge:
    Ended the JAWS franchise
    Ended the 2 kill counts a week
    Ended my liking for JAWS

  • @hamzadawud
    @hamzadawud 5 років тому +2878

    The shark in this movie looks so fake that it's strangely adorable.

    • @sydneyhamilton2575
      @sydneyhamilton2575 4 роки тому +73

      Especially At 10:18

    • @annettewilliams0219
      @annettewilliams0219 4 роки тому +25

      😂😂 seriously it is

    • @strangerjones5576
      @strangerjones5576 4 роки тому +47

      I know the shark was barely shown in the original due to it malfunctioning or shit like that, but after watching this video, it is now my head canon that Spielberg solely did that for artistic purposes.

    • @barrystewart5946
      @barrystewart5946 4 роки тому +7

      Like your profile

    • @courtneyesparon8146
      @courtneyesparon8146 4 роки тому +7

      The shark is fake

  • @CBright7831
    @CBright7831 5 років тому +514

    Michael Caine: "I've been in an awful lot of movies. As a matter of fact, I've been in a lot of awful movies.”

    • @testificateman9327
      @testificateman9327 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @CBright7831
      @CBright7831 5 років тому +9

      @@testificateman9327 - He's got some good zingers. **upon finding out that Get Carter and The Italian Job were getting remakes** "I wish they would remake the bad ones!"

    • @crystalgemgirl731
      @crystalgemgirl731 4 роки тому

      His reaction to seeing that he's fixing to be eaten is kinda funny.

    • @hisdudeness8328
      @hisdudeness8328 4 роки тому +1

      I can just imagine a post production with Michael Cane about this movie.
      "So, what was your reaction when your agent brought up the idea of being in this kind of movie?"
      Michael Cane: "Oh shit!"

    • @jessekuchinski1172
      @jessekuchinski1172 4 роки тому

      Then he was given an Oscar out of pure pity lol

  • @yuatjawarriorcityhunter1782
    @yuatjawarriorcityhunter1782 4 роки тому +2724

    On a sad note, the little girl who played Thea was murdered in real life by her own father.

  • @ToastedPup
    @ToastedPup 5 років тому +1051

    James:
    *Finishes a series*
    Me:
    *Extremely freakin ready for the Final Destination*

    • @casemountain2417
      @casemountain2417 5 років тому +6

      ToastedPup YES

    • @karstenschoenberg9736
      @karstenschoenberg9736 5 років тому +5

      Final destination baby Les get it on

    • @TheeBlackimus
      @TheeBlackimus 5 років тому +5

      @@karstenschoenberg9736 Hell yeah

    • @abgamer7955
      @abgamer7955 5 років тому +7

      It could get the most kill on the kill count because of that plane crash scene that could have a good 287 beating it already Of he counts it the purge is done

    • @lucieglover3912
      @lucieglover3912 5 років тому +5

      I’m so ready for final destination 😊

  • @Lowtier2D
    @Lowtier2D 5 років тому +129

    The way James says SHARK ATTACK will never get old

    • @karlkewbz
      @karlkewbz 5 років тому +1

      SHEARK ATTTAAAACCKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @moirakizito4828
      @moirakizito4828 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @tbb236
      @tbb236 5 років тому +1

      And “dinosaur”

  • @jeffoliver2298
    @jeffoliver2298 5 років тому +690

    Michael Caine made the film to buy his mother a house, not to buy himself one. It was a commendable reason to make the movie. He knew the film was awful when he read the script. His mother had a really nice house with a nice garden in the countryside for ever more, it was good of him to do that for her.

    • @Robert-bo9kw
      @Robert-bo9kw 3 роки тому +97

      "I have not seen the movie, and by all accounts it is terrible. But I have seen the house it bought, and it is terrific." - Michael Caine on Jaws the Revenge.

    • @crystalgemgirl731
      @crystalgemgirl731 2 роки тому +23

      That was really sweet. He had literally the only funny line in the movie.

    • @iIliterati
      @iIliterati 2 роки тому +10

      Why are you acting like his only two options were: Do this shitty movie and get her a house or Don't do this shitty movie and she doesn't get a house.
      He was literally one of the most famous men in the World, if he hadn't done this, there were like multiple other film roles offered to him. He easily could have done any other film and used the money from that to buy her a house.

    • @MrBlueSkyof1607
      @MrBlueSkyof1607 2 роки тому +5

      Too bad it was THIS movie he agreed to do.

    • @donb7519
      @donb7519 2 роки тому

      @@iIliterati cause even the most famous man in the world takes the jobs he's given cause people in hollywood dont like being told no

  • @jayNicks10
    @jayNicks10 4 роки тому +232

    “There hasn’t been a Jaws movie since”
    What are you talking about? There have been a lot. Jaws 19 came out in 2015 (and the shark still looks fake.)

    • @cablewaffel7957
      @cablewaffel7957 4 роки тому +3

      Why do the similar comments always end up next to each other? Lol

    • @camerongamingofficial
      @camerongamingofficial 3 роки тому +5

      jaws 19 was a rip off and doesn't count as cannon

    • @drearycicak860
      @drearycicak860 3 роки тому +6

      So jaws 5-18 happened and he doesn't know

    • @drearycicak860
      @drearycicak860 3 роки тому +1

      @@camerongamingofficial how

    • @craigrawlinson4310
      @craigrawlinson4310 7 днів тому

      @@drearycicak860It is a reference to Back to the Future Part 2.

  • @COOM7PRODUCTIONSUSA
    @COOM7PRODUCTIONSUSA 5 років тому +518

    Shark: Dies
    James: A What?

  • @varisrevolver4061
    @varisrevolver4061 5 років тому +158

    "They all float down there" yellow coat, almost no arm. Might aswell be Georgie

    • @Cico_2758
      @Cico_2758 5 років тому +9

      Georgy at the age of 37

    • @Qveenshxt
      @Qveenshxt 5 років тому +1

      My thoughts exactly!

  • @AvieRaptor
    @AvieRaptor 5 років тому +481

    I love James attitude towards these bad movies, he just sounds so happy talking about them being shitty lol

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  5 років тому +290

      I love shitty movies, depending on the kind of shitty they are

    • @crazymonkey6786
      @crazymonkey6786 4 роки тому +7

      😂

    • @gojigod285
      @gojigod285 4 роки тому +10

      @@DeadMeatI Think Jaws 3 is better than Revenge

    • @solaris804
      @solaris804 2 роки тому +5

      Both comments have 74 likes

    • @thereturnofdarthcaedus
      @thereturnofdarthcaedus 2 роки тому +3

      @@DeadMeat iv have watched far worse movies than jaws the revenge and these films mistreat people who do not beileve in god the film series is known as gods not dead these films are soo bad soo bad my mom was somebody who did not beileve in god she never mistreated nobody never forced her religon upon nobody plus a christian rock band are in these films and may god james their music they create is pure garbage and filth disgusting and disrespectful my mom and i loved horror movies she got me hooked on zombie films after michael jackson died in 2009 the song thriller got me into zombies she knew alot of zombie films she introduced me to day of the dead dawn of the dead land of the dead night of the living dead and more she even introduced me to the thing 1982 and i saw the thing 2011 in theaters and loved it i love both films equally james i love your channel keep up the good work im sorry for this long message i sent to you here in this comment

  • @unigaming9921
    @unigaming9921 4 роки тому +194

    "He died of fear" Ok... but how it that "it picked him out to kill"

  • @Admiral26
    @Admiral26 5 років тому +146

    Doesn’t even matter if the movie is bad or good. At this point I watch killcounts for James and his jokes.

  • @Idk-rf6pi
    @Idk-rf6pi 5 років тому +647

    Jaws:amazing
    Jaws 2:good
    Jaws 3-D:bad
    Jaws 4:absolutely horrible

  • @LiTTleGaBi21
    @LiTTleGaBi21 5 років тому +413

    I prefer bad practical effects over bad cg effects. Yes, the effects in the third movie are worse than in the revenge.

    • @enderlovesbagels101
      @enderlovesbagels101 5 років тому +13

      GAN0R0 I completely agree

    • @enbydude2123
      @enbydude2123 5 років тому +11

      CGI is computer generated stuff that can be made to look good. The editors just (apparently) look at it and say, "Fuck it. Put it in; I'm not paid enough to care"

    • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
      @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 5 років тому +9

      I like bad CGI more because it looks funny when it's bad. When it's awful real effects it just sad it like they didn't even try.

    • @Nanu67-e9j
      @Nanu67-e9j 2 роки тому

      I disagree the shark in jaws 4 just doesn't seem genuine..

  • @pillowmoment
    @pillowmoment 3 роки тому +62

    My problem with these movies is that sharks only attack because they don’t know we’re not food.
    That’s why sometimes they’ll just let go, they’re like “ew what is this”
    They don’t intentionally kill people

    • @braydenhalter6427
      @braydenhalter6427 3 роки тому +7

      You have written, objectively, the best comment on this video within a week. Thanks for not having a typo.

    • @Grasstoucher99
      @Grasstoucher99 2 місяці тому

      Almost true, there have been a small number of deaths after repeated shark attacks

  • @josef6057
    @josef6057 5 років тому +254

    “ I could have sworn it was called the S.S oxygen tank”
    - James 2019

  • @xanderlowe1543
    @xanderlowe1543 5 років тому +826

    Dude, you're going to cover "Final Destination"?
    May god have mercy on your mortal soul...

    • @youravgcomment
      @youravgcomment 5 років тому +6

      Yepp, next month i guess

    • @ashleynorman4499
      @ashleynorman4499 5 років тому +11

      Next week is final destination on Friday like all kill counts

    • @trcsonic
      @trcsonic 5 років тому +31

      Final Destination and Psycho deserves to be on Kill Count

    • @NotAGoodUsername360
      @NotAGoodUsername360 5 років тому +31

      And the big question: do vision kills that were prevented count?

    • @connorboyce9736
      @connorboyce9736 5 років тому +5

      One of my favorite UA-camrs

  • @ViewerOnline101
    @ViewerOnline101 5 років тому +620

    Fun Fact 1: This movie was called “Jaws: The Revenge” because originally it was going to follow the novel’s storyline where some islander holds a grudge against the Brody family and uses voodoo to control the shark to get revenge on them (which is somehow linked to Ellen’s psychic connection to the shark). They eventually realized how stupid that plot was, but had already filmed a lot, so they changed the story so that the shark was the offspring of the sharks from the first two movies taking revenge for its parents’ deaths.
    Fun Fact 2: This movie also ignores “Jaws 3D” (which I thought was worse than this movie), and instead is a direct sequel to “Jaws 2”.
    Fun Fact 3: This movie has two versions of the shark’s death. The original theatrical release had the broken pole of the boat impale the shark and kill it that way, and it doesn’t use the footage from the first movie. Critics didn’t like it, so for the home release they made the shark’s head randomly blow up when it was impaled, which was actually a far worse scene (you should have used the original one). Also, in the original ending, Jake didn’t survive. The shark’s original death scene can still be seen on TV and Netflix, but not DVD or VHS. Also, it wasn’t a bomb that was stuck in the shark’s mouth, but a device meant to produce electric shocks. There was literally no reason for its head to explode.
    Fun Fact 4: “Deep Blue Sea” was originally going to be “Jaws 5”, but changes were made and it became its own movie.

    • @tetoterritory
      @tetoterritory 4 роки тому +38

      Jaws 5: Deep Blue Sea

    • @captainmaxiescarnival7325
      @captainmaxiescarnival7325 4 роки тому +5

      @@tetoterritory jaws site sea got canceled because Spielberg wanted to title to be change back to Jurassic Park

    • @miketrapper0464
      @miketrapper0464 2 роки тому +16

      Damn didn’t know about deep blue sea

    • @aman_whos_extremely_bored
      @aman_whos_extremely_bored 2 роки тому +1

      @abc.animal514 agreed this movies so bad they used stock footage from jaws1

    • @ekmenek2075
      @ekmenek2075 2 роки тому

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  • @cah137-y4s
    @cah137-y4s 3 роки тому +97

    7:11 Fun fact: the novelization of this movie (yes, this movie actually got a novelization) attempted to explain why and how this shark is able to understand the concept of revenge and track Brody's friends and family across thousands of miles.
    I say "attempted" because its 'explanation' is that a voodoo curse has been placed on Brody and his family that cause these things to happen. And no, the book does _not_ make any attempt whatsoever to explain how that curse was placed, nor answer any of the roughly 4000 other questions that raises.

    • @tsifirakiehl4250
      @tsifirakiehl4250 Рік тому +7

      Fun fact: TVTropes refers to attempts to cover up plotholes that raise more questions than they answer as “Voodoo Sharks,” because of that novelization.

  • @mister_wide
    @mister_wide 5 років тому +186

    So exctited for Final Destination, James is gonna love it xD

    • @bensternator3176
      @bensternator3176 5 років тому +12

      FirstBroGamer I know I’ve been waiting for so long for him to do it and today’s my birthday

    • @434444334
      @434444334 5 років тому +20

      yeah the fact he has to cover ALL THOSE DEATHS in the beginning

    • @positivitymaster4855
      @positivitymaster4855 5 років тому +6

      434444334 Yeah, he probably won’t count the deaths in his vision, but he will count the plane deaths after that..😂 Maybe it will beat The First Purge in kills..😂

    • @TheAndradeCS
      @TheAndradeCS 5 років тому +7

      No joke, the Airplane explosion will have literaly the highest body count of any movie reviewed so far here on dead meat, in just the first 15 minutes.

    • @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470
      @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 5 років тому +2

      A bot stole your comment😂

  • @dinotheruler1690
    @dinotheruler1690 5 років тому +319

    Jaws franchise:
    1: YES
    2,3,4: Why these movies even exist?

    • @alexisgirard9376
      @alexisgirard9376 5 років тому +35

      At least, Jaws 2 was okay because they used everything that was great about the first one to make the movie.

    • @lightswitch8868
      @lightswitch8868 5 років тому +12

      DinoTheRuler #2 was pretty good

    • @Charlie-jl2jd
      @Charlie-jl2jd 5 років тому +5

      $$$

    • @seaunicorn.3.888
      @seaunicorn.3.888 5 років тому +10

      DinoTheRuler
      2 was a respectable movie but 3 and 4 aren’t

    • @superrobz
      @superrobz 5 років тому +7

      Sea Unicorn .3. Jaws 2 is highly underrated

  • @tiktokmemes5916
    @tiktokmemes5916 5 років тому +129

    I love how James decorates his backdrop and relates his shirt to the movie almost every video. It really shows he cares about us and cares about the content he creates.
    Love you James! ❤️

    • @zero_s
      @zero_s 5 років тому +2

      I'm wondering how many props he has and does he has an organized prop room or not

  • @emilyislonely5988
    @emilyislonely5988 4 роки тому +86

    On a real note,the actor of the little girl, Judith Barsi, was shot and killed by her father who also killed his wife (Judith's mother) then killed himself.It was really sad and I felt like crying when I found this out

  • @Kernmyster223
    @Kernmyster223 5 років тому +391

    I've only seen 2 bad movies in my life....and Jaws the Revenge is both of them!

    • @himausitownsjqoo71828
      @himausitownsjqoo71828 5 років тому +11

      Jesse Kern underrated comment

    • @T2G-DJT
      @T2G-DJT 5 років тому +5

      Jesse Kern
      Why would you watch it 2 times?

    • @BDawg_383
      @BDawg_383 5 років тому +7

      Surp Nurp it’s that bad that it counts as 2? I have no idea.

    • @Kernmyster223
      @Kernmyster223 5 років тому +6

      @@BDawg_383 EXACTLY

    • @mattsierakowski5926
      @mattsierakowski5926 5 років тому +2

      I think jaws 3 is just barely worse than this one

  • @braydenauld5678
    @braydenauld5678 5 років тому +203

    Keep up the good work James. Ready for final destination!!

    • @huntermartin8123
      @huntermartin8123 5 років тому

      Very cool

    • @itsmii7674
      @itsmii7674 5 років тому +1

      @@gamingyoshifanatic4082 just for this comment i want to marry you

    • @itsmii7674
      @itsmii7674 5 років тому

      @Burger Tree uhh.. no homo

    • @hunterdark139
      @hunterdark139 5 років тому

      Kill me

    • @blanketfort
      @blanketfort 5 років тому

      Hold up, did I miss something? I thought James didn't want to do FD?

  • @gamerlityeet2081
    @gamerlityeet2081 4 роки тому +2371

    *“all he did wAS KISS ME”*

  • @strykerplayz95
    @strykerplayz95 2 роки тому +48

    I don't get how James saw the water hitting the backdrop at the end of the film but somehow he didn't see the shark's mechanics underneath it at 9:38

  • @learntodraw8718
    @learntodraw8718 5 років тому +349

    That roar was actually taken from an episode of tom and jerry

  • @mysteryjunkie9808
    @mysteryjunkie9808 5 років тому +172

    I'm going to miss James screaming "Shark Attack!" Though

    • @GODBOXING
      @GODBOXING 5 років тому +10

      *Sharknado kill count*

    • @varisrevolver4061
      @varisrevolver4061 5 років тому +1

      Somewhat Cage Dive. The Shallow

    • @mysteryjunkie9808
      @mysteryjunkie9808 5 років тому

      Yes i needs to do another Shark movie. Perhaps during Shark Week on the Discovery channek

    • @BennyLlama39
      @BennyLlama39 5 років тому

      Until he covers Sharknado, Deep Blue Sea, and The Meg. 😀

    • @varisrevolver4061
      @varisrevolver4061 5 років тому

      I love my shows. Never watched Shark Week but heard of it because of flash season 3 episode 22

  • @Horrormaster13
    @Horrormaster13 5 років тому +434

    Jaws
    Jaws 2
    Jaws 3D
    Jaws 4: The Revenge
    Jaws 5: Just Business 💲
    Jaws 6: Pure Pleasure 💋
    Jaws 7: Cyberjaws 🖥⌨
    Jaws 8: Robojaws 🤖
    Jaws 9: Shark Hunters 🎯
    Jaws 10: Man vs. Shark vs. All the Terrors of the Sea
    Jaws 11: Outta Space
    Jaws 12: A Prequel
    Jaws 13: A Sequel to the Prequel
    Jaws 14: A Shark is starting a Family
    Jaws 15: A Russian Shark
    Jaws 16: A Shark Takes Manhattan
    Jaws 17: Fifty Shades of Grey
    Jaws 18 Origins: A Reboot
    Jaws 19: Saving the Oceans

    • @AychSkwaird
      @AychSkwaird 4 роки тому +47

      Jaws 20: Belly Full of Plastic

    • @daerdevvyl4314
      @daerdevvyl4314 4 роки тому +29

      Horrormaster13
      Jaws 23: Unbreakable Shark. A shark discovers it has superpowers. Its one weakness: water.

    • @pikaletsplays1400
      @pikaletsplays1400 4 роки тому +19

      Jaws 24 disregard all sequels and make a new 2

    • @songlyrics6923
      @songlyrics6923 4 роки тому +18

      Jaws 25: The Sharks Take Over the World

    • @NeonJackie
      @NeonJackie 4 роки тому +16

      Jaws 26: Fire Island

  • @NolanDraconis
    @NolanDraconis 4 роки тому +64

    Mike Brody: I don’t like sharks they’re rough they’re course and they get everywhere

  • @earltan7067
    @earltan7067 5 років тому +230

    The Jaws family could've been in a series called Texas ChainJaw Massacre.

  • @JagaimoLoco
    @JagaimoLoco 5 років тому +153

    'next week we're starting final destination'
    AS WITH DEATH, INEVITABLE

    • @daerdevvyl4314
      @daerdevvyl4314 4 роки тому

      ppthht That reminds me. I have to do my taxes.

  • @mrnonsense1031
    @mrnonsense1031 4 роки тому +367

    In the words of Marty McFly:
    The shark still looks fake. 😒

    • @crystalgemgirl731
      @crystalgemgirl731 3 роки тому +4

      Even worse then the others.

    • @ThisIsEloy3
      @ThisIsEloy3 3 роки тому +3

      But the Shark does still work though.😊😊😊🦈🦈🦈

  • @danieldori8081
    @danieldori8081 5 років тому +137

    Roses are red,
    Sharks have 5 gills,
    I’m James A. Jannisse,
    Lets get to the kills

    • @itsmagic1244
      @itsmagic1244 5 років тому +4

      Daniel Dori alright that was actually pretty good

    • @karatemaster87
      @karatemaster87 5 років тому +2

      Normie Slayer it’s not original i see it on every one of his videos

    • @itsmagic1244
      @itsmagic1244 5 років тому +3

      Brother Alabama I didn't say it was original. It's still good though

  • @L1LaFerry
    @L1LaFerry 5 років тому +130

    “THIS BIG MICHAEL!” 🤣🤣

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 років тому +62

    Jaws: The Revenge had the best theme of the sequels. It was more menacing and ominous.

    • @ineedabreak6063
      @ineedabreak6063 5 років тому +1

      Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions Any more videos tails?

  • @jaiye8023
    @jaiye8023 3 роки тому +72

    “Wow, Sean’s almost as disappointing a descendant as Jaws: The Revenge”
    Ow 😣 I think James just killed me 😭😭😭🥴🥴😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @PerjantaiPrkL
      @PerjantaiPrkL 2 роки тому +1

      That emoji spam hurts

    • @howitzer4041
      @howitzer4041 2 роки тому +1

      @@PerjantaiPrkL Ong UA-cam commenters are insanely cringy

  • @calebbond4717
    @calebbond4717 5 років тому +190

    Just an idea, have you ever thought of having an overall kill total at the end of a series, adding all the kills from each movie together?

    • @Poison_Spider8
      @Poison_Spider8 5 років тому +15

      Caleb Bond I like this idea

    • @coffeeloveryt
      @coffeeloveryt 5 років тому +8

      Same

    • @Bryhvs
      @Bryhvs 4 роки тому +2

      This is a really good idea

    • @blankblank5409
      @blankblank5409 4 роки тому

      المتأنق هذا هو أفضل ساندويتش

  • @cesargutierrez1660
    @cesargutierrez1660 5 років тому +191

    6:04 "Stfu little girl, you're bout to break grandma"

    • @jessemarshall7163
      @jessemarshall7163 5 років тому +6

      James sounds so aggressive.

    • @gamehead_murder
      @gamehead_murder 5 років тому +15

      It’s sad that little girl died before the movie hit theater she was shot by her father🙏🏾

    • @gamehead_murder
      @gamehead_murder 5 років тому +2

      Not before I’m mean a year after this movie was released

    • @sydneyhamilton2575
      @sydneyhamilton2575 5 років тому +7

      She's Judith Barsi. Her Wicked Father Shot Both Her And Her Mother, Burned Their Bodies Before He Shot Himself

    • @amzwl1671
      @amzwl1671 5 років тому +3

      Sydney Hamilton / I think if James knew this he woulda been a bit nicer and probably mentioned it. That breaks my heart

  • @princess7strawberry
    @princess7strawberry 5 років тому +54

    I’m a little shocked that Judith Barsi (Thea Brody) wasn’t mentioned at all in this video, only because her untimely demise did tie in with the production of this film. While filming in the Bahamas, her mother Maria complained to several crew members about her fear of being killed by her husband... to a point that her hysterics were seen as overly dramatic and not taken seriously; Judith, having been threatened by her father with a knife before filming, flew back to California early after suffering an emotional breakdown. Who knows what could’ve happened, but I always found it heartbreaking over the thought that if at least one person HAD taken Maria seriously during that production, it could’ve saved their lives.

    • @TheNumbersGuy-bm6bt
      @TheNumbersGuy-bm6bt 2 роки тому +3

      I think James was too busy roasting the movie to even bring it up
      Still sad that she died at such a young age

    • @EntertainmentFan11
      @EntertainmentFan11 2 роки тому +4

      She'll always be remembered as our favorite little swimmer, Ducky. Yep, yep, yep. It was wrong of her father to do that to her and her mom. They didn't deserve it. No, no, no.

  • @campscudder
    @campscudder 3 роки тому +23

    The kill count videos for movies that were bad are honestly hilarious to me. James is funny af

  • @SweatyTurban34
    @SweatyTurban34 5 років тому +420

    This movie legit has a 0% on rotten tomatoes 💀

    • @kevincarranza914
      @kevincarranza914 5 років тому +8

      Im dead

    • @0626anime
      @0626anime 5 років тому +4

      How 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jasoncaldwell8199
      @jasoncaldwell8199 5 років тому +11

      You'd think SOMEONE would upvote it just to be contrarian.

    • @muslimsarehot3693
      @muslimsarehot3693 5 років тому

      Ooooof

    • @frankdux5785
      @frankdux5785 5 років тому +3

      Practical effect shark eating someone = any number greater than 0... what the eff rotten tomatoes... its just math!

  • @austinkniga-bartlett8657
    @austinkniga-bartlett8657 5 років тому +108

    So you've selected your Final Destination.
    But be warned: You can't cheat Death, but Death can cheat you.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 років тому +4

      Never saw it. Does the Grim Reaper ever show up in person?

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 років тому +2

      @Average_Joe Dang.

    • @amzwl1671
      @amzwl1671 5 років тому

      @Dubuya Jay I highly highly recommend watching it. I had never watched it before until James mentioned about a month ago that he was going to be doing. My favourite set of movies 10/10

    • @amzwl1671
      @amzwl1671 5 років тому

      Dubuya Jay // Also not really a spoiler but when he enters the room(death) you sometimes see black reflections going off of things and sort of like wind, he blows out candles and shit.

    • @zacharymcleod8050
      @zacharymcleod8050 5 років тому

      @Average_Joe this seies literally made afraid to leave my room i was forced to take a shower for a month

  • @chargoesboom6990
    @chargoesboom6990 2 місяці тому +3

    If I were to re-write the beginning of the movie, it would go like this:
    After Sean gets his arm eaten off, he quickly rushes to the cab and starts the boat up, the engine does NOT fail and he quickly rushes back to the decks still heavily bleeding from his bite, the shark rams into the back of the boat and Sean manages to jump on the deck nearly toppling in the water on the other side, the propeller from the boat causes the fish to bleed, not so much to kill it, leaving a deep scar on it's nose, Sean rushes to the station and the receptionist calls the Amity Hospital. Later the Brody's visits him, Michael recalling the first time he experienced a NEAR shark attack in the first movie that got him in shock and had him sent to the hospital too, this time it's his younger brother Sean but in a more serious degree. Hours later, the hospital called in Mike and said that he manages to live, Mikey and his daughter visits him and are very glad to see him okay, but Sean warns Mike about the shark and tells him to take the research team out into warmer waters, Michael agrees, but Ellen just flat out tells him to quite the job out of fear, but Mike listens to his brother's wish and calls in Jake to take the research crew out to warmer waters at the Bahamas.
    Sure the rest of the movie would be stupid with the shark hunting in warmer waters and would still roar before getting impaled, but hopefully this does some justice for people who are looking for ways for a different beginning to the film.

  • @erichodosh2933
    @erichodosh2933 5 років тому +193

    "The original Halloween 2"
    Nah. Horror franchises are never convoluted messes.

    • @111highgh
      @111highgh 5 років тому

      Do you even know what the word, "convoluted", means?

    • @Aplesedjr
      @Aplesedjr 5 років тому +2

      111highgh having several Halloween 2s is convoluted.

    • @erichodosh2933
      @erichodosh2933 5 років тому +1

      @@111highgh Complex / difficult to follow. Now you know what it means too!

    • @TwilightLink77
      @TwilightLink77 5 років тому

      Eric Hodosh Yeah theirs only two retcons in the Halloween franchise.

    • @111highgh
      @111highgh 5 років тому

      @@TwilightLink77 Go fart yourself away.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 років тому +124

    0% On Rotten Tomatos? Sounds like a hidden masterpiece to me!

    • @youtubesucks1111
      @youtubesucks1111 5 років тому +8

      I'm the first reply to a Justin Y. comment so you must respect me.

    • @sotp8020
      @sotp8020 5 років тому +1

      Yeah hehe

    • @seriemus8840
      @seriemus8840 5 років тому

      Master, we shall egg you

    • @nra3zehuti781
      @nra3zehuti781 5 років тому +1

      Nice " original " comment you have there

    • @wawawiwa___
      @wawawiwa___ 5 років тому +1

      Get of the internet God damit

  • @CHilla415
    @CHilla415 5 років тому +61

    I love how they made Brody die of fear - "the fear of it" - bruh, just don't go in the water, you'll be fine.

    • @stormichow5325
      @stormichow5325 5 років тому +10

      It actually makes no sense. Brody was completely fine after killing _two_ sharks, and then he suddenly had a heart attack out of fear sometime before Jaws 4? It's stupid.

  • @markevans7244
    @markevans7244 3 роки тому +11

    I'm glad Jaws The Revenge was made. I've had more laughs from the reviews than many comedy films.

  • @i.ii.8140
    @i.ii.8140 5 років тому +5

    12:46 this is the most legendary line of criticism for this movie from James

  • @shadowmajor6657
    @shadowmajor6657 5 років тому +36

    "Huh, Neptune's Folly, I could've sworn that boat was called the SS Oxygen Tank."

  • @mikeyboi327
    @mikeyboi327 5 років тому +49

    Fun fact: this movie was the first to use the line “This time its personal”

  • @GoreyBits
    @GoreyBits 3 роки тому +38

    Just rewatched this silly spectacle earlier today. 🦈

  • @ShadowPirateX
    @ShadowPirateX 5 років тому +262

    Apparently, the novelization tried to justify the shark's persistent chasing of the Brody's with it having been voodoo cursed.
    ... I wish I was making this up.

    • @mightybitchy
      @mightybitchy 4 роки тому

      Because an abnormally big shark with thirst for human blood, is more plausible?

    • @ShadowPirateX
      @ShadowPirateX 4 роки тому +6

      M I’ll honestly take that over having to ask who the hell voodoo cursed a goddamn shark to chase some American family across the globe.

    • @neotheshadowwarrior4082
      @neotheshadowwarrior4082 4 роки тому +5

      @@mightybitchy I mean, yes?

    • @pohiena2666
      @pohiena2666 3 роки тому +1

      @@mightybitchy Ah, yes.

    • @k-sdesssd122
      @k-sdesssd122 3 роки тому +1

      They also said the sharks from the sequels were related to the first one, the one from jaws 2 was his wife, this one was his son and the ones from jaws 3-d are his grandchildren (which makes even less sense that the voodoo thing tbh)

  • @hfhxgdytfyguyghfyfhrbt6gxc749
    @hfhxgdytfyguyghfyfhrbt6gxc749 5 років тому +426

    You know something sucky?
    The actress who played Thea in this movie, Judith Barsi, died at the age of only 10 to a homicide. I don't know the specifics, I just thought I'd mention it.

    • @lt-yx1hx
      @lt-yx1hx 5 років тому +95

      Her father murdered her while she was sleeping, and then he committed suicide. Sad stuff

    • @sydneyhamilton2575
      @sydneyhamilton2575 4 роки тому +45

      Her Wicked Father Shot Both Her And Her Mother, Burned Their Bodies Before He Shot Himself

    • @hfhxgdytfyguyghfyfhrbt6gxc749
      @hfhxgdytfyguyghfyfhrbt6gxc749 4 роки тому +6

      @@sydneyhamilton2575 that really sucks.

    • @blankblank5409
      @blankblank5409 4 роки тому +1

      المتأنق هذا هو أفضل ساندويتش

    • @thickerconstrictor9037
      @thickerconstrictor9037 4 роки тому +1

      Yep

  • @willdabeast8509
    @willdabeast8509 5 років тому +132

    Jaws: The Revenge in a nutshell:
    95% soap opera
    2% sh*tty special effects
    2% the audience laughing because the shark can roar like a f*cking lion
    1% god-awful acting

    • @SinOfDisaster
      @SinOfDisaster 5 років тому

      ? I have watched some soap opera and you my good sir just insulted them all. This is more like a teen drama type of acting.

    • @emmahenman4764
      @emmahenman4764 5 років тому +2

      100% god-awful acting

    • @babalonkie
      @babalonkie 5 років тому

      Still better than Jaws 3D...

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 5 років тому

      @@SinOfDisaster Are you serious, the actors in Jaws 4 have way more emotions than a crappy soap opera!

    • @SinOfDisaster
      @SinOfDisaster 5 років тому

      @@Clay3613 depends on which soap operas we talking about. the ones that have been going for 60-80 ears and still cramming more episodes out, or the ones that barely get 10 episodes before it's cut?

  • @maryasylum4989
    @maryasylum4989 5 років тому +19

    Yes! I've been waiting for you to do a kill count on Final Destination!

  • @alucard624
    @alucard624 5 років тому +32

    The best part of the whole movie is Michael Caine's reaction to the shark jumping out at him. "Oh shit!"

  • @L_U-K_E
    @L_U-K_E 5 років тому +65

    i couldnt stop laughing when he said about taking his paper boat back

  • @swampjajc
    @swampjajc 4 роки тому +3

    One of my favorite actor quotes of all time (Michael Cane) 'Have you ever seen Jaws 4?' Michael Replied, 'No. But I've seen the house it bought for my mum. It's fantastic!'"

  • @SkunkAnimations
    @SkunkAnimations 5 років тому +18

    Ready for the final destination series!
    I watched them all growing up.

  • @fabio11826
    @fabio11826 5 років тому +193

    Final Destination, huh? Get ready for some high tallies.

  • @mrnobody8941
    @mrnobody8941 5 років тому +6

    Can't stop watching Dead Meat, gotta rewatch the whole playlist all over again!

  • @Naminski1a
    @Naminski1a 3 роки тому +16

    That shark's roar is actually Jerry Mouse's roar from Tom and Jerry short, "The Milky Waif" (1946).

    • @eevv2229
      @eevv2229 Рік тому

      Sharks don't actually have vocal cords, so How did the Shark Roar?

    • @Catnap-xi4ng
      @Catnap-xi4ng 2 місяці тому

      Nostalgia Critic I see

  • @horrormovies7863
    @horrormovies7863 5 років тому +16

    Me: A Psychic Shark
    Him: A what???
    Me: A Psychic Shark A Shark that has psy- pow-
    Him: A what????
    Me: you know what nevermind

  • @Bmlboston12
    @Bmlboston12 5 років тому +14

    There’s no better feeling than opening up UA-cam and seeing a new Kill Count.

  • @PatrickBoyda
    @PatrickBoyda 5 років тому +33

    "*Sigh* I dunno, what do you wanna do next, movie?" - a perfect summation of Jaws: The Revenge

  • @oscarkoop2548
    @oscarkoop2548 3 роки тому +19

    I personally think Shawn's death was the creepiest death in the series.

  • @zach5305
    @zach5305 5 років тому +22

    12:25 "THIS WAS A FRAME IN A STUDIO MOTION PICTURE ... THESE FRAMES WERE ON SCREENS IN MOVIE THEATERS"
    *reminded of Avengers Endgame unfinished Hulk footage*

    • @GuyNamedBarry
      @GuyNamedBarry 5 років тому +3

      Zach i think it was a deleted scene, as it says on youtube but still maybe they could’ve finished it off

  • @durpymemer
    @durpymemer 5 років тому +86

    Me: About to punch someone
    Me again: *Remembering what James said*
    James: Be Good People

    • @McPlaySpot
      @McPlaySpot 5 років тому +8

      Violence rates dropped to *0%*

    • @lightswitch8868
      @lightswitch8868 5 років тому +5

      You just ripped off of the reddit post he retweeted. Stop trying to steal somebody’s good jokes and make your own for once

    • @silver7215
      @silver7215 5 років тому +2

      Lightswitch Laughs many people have the same ideas, if you think out of 7, almost 8 billion people on the planet, several hundred if not more think alike and have the same ideas/jokes, then I don’t know what to tell you. I can guarantee that if you think of something, someone somewhere has either already thought of it or is thinking of it now.

    • @lightswitch8868
      @lightswitch8868 5 років тому +1

      Silverwind X yeah but like, its the same exact lines from the retweet and its just a coincidence that it was just retweeted yesterday(?). So its a high chance it was stolen to get popularity

    • @ghostgawzilly93
      @ghostgawzilly93 5 років тому

      Lightswitch Laughs /r whoooosh

  • @theemeraldepiphone644
    @theemeraldepiphone644 4 роки тому +61

    9:42 That’s actually a very unsafe way to ascend. He’s probably got the bends now.

    • @Heller103085
      @Heller103085 3 роки тому

      Pretty sure thats what happened to the scuba diver in jaws 2, yeah lets ignore that

  • @UltraGogetaBlueLover
    @UltraGogetaBlueLover Рік тому +3

    Hard to believe, jaws the revenge had 0% rotten tomatoes😂

  • @andrewdubya1380
    @andrewdubya1380 5 років тому +19

    9:40
    "In the end, Mike manages to get away by using his Oxygen tank as a suicide device, aiming to kill himself wholly with the single worst case of The Bends in recorded history. Unfortunately his attempt fails and he is forced to continue acting in this film."

    • @pappy2690
      @pappy2690 4 роки тому +1

      That's all I could think of watching that scene

  • @jaydraws4881
    @jaydraws4881 5 років тому +47

    James: Next Week Final Destination
    Everyone: God have mercy on you.

  • @iamyourfather3315
    @iamyourfather3315 5 років тому +74

    I remember as a kid i was scared asf watching these movies at night but now im just laughing how this movie has 0% Rotten Tomatoes 🤣🤣
    Thanks for the likes lol

    • @nomadicgamer7837
      @nomadicgamer7837 5 років тому +3

      Hey umm since your pictures elmo i should tell you my background is elmo with his face in alot of white powder

    • @epimetheaus1214
      @epimetheaus1214 5 років тому +4

      Did you ever get around to watching Deep Blue Sea?
      I saw that when I was 10 in cinemas after living off of Jaws movies. I had to leave early, right after the Sam death scene for a rather urgent bathroom break that I did not come back from.
      I am not so terrified of the water I can't even dive or swim in a video game haha.

    • @iamyourfather3315
      @iamyourfather3315 5 років тому +4

      @@epimetheaus1214 lmaoo

    • @iamyourfather3315
      @iamyourfather3315 5 років тому +3

      @@nomadicgamer7837 lol

    • @alexisgirard9376
      @alexisgirard9376 5 років тому +4

      Steven Spielberg must have been pissed when he saw Jaws 3 and 4. Having one of is master piece ruined like that.

  • @starlord8306
    @starlord8306 3 роки тому +73

    Jaws: One of the best movies ever made in the history of movies
    Jaws 2: Watchable but not as good
    Jaws 3: This really didn't need to be a thing
    Jaws 4: Terrible effects and completely ruined the Jaws series

    • @Nanu67-e9j
      @Nanu67-e9j 2 роки тому +1

      JAWS 4 doesn't ruin the enjoyment level of the original film... 4 can kiss my butt..

    • @ethan6483
      @ethan6483 2 роки тому

      Jaws 2 > jaws revenge > jaws 1 > jaws 3D

    • @MaccaGaming1996
      @MaccaGaming1996 2 роки тому

      No jaws 3D ruin the series jaws revenge is way better than jaws 3D

    • @adamcade604
      @adamcade604 2 роки тому +1

      @@MaccaGaming1996 we can all agree they should have never make sequels to speilberg's masterpiece

  • @sydneyclement9951
    @sydneyclement9951 4 роки тому +61

    Here's a sad fact about this movie: The little girl (played by Judith Barsi) had gotten a threat by her father before she and her mother left to film the movie. Her father told her, "If you and your mother don't come back, I'm going to cut your throat." Judith and her mother were eventually killed by him

    • @fearfulclan2007
      @fearfulclan2007 Рік тому +8

      Fuck that's horrible I never knew that

    • @ScarysReviews
      @ScarysReviews Рік тому +9

      @@fearfulclan2007 the dad was, crazy. jealous and there's a whole story about it on youtube.

    • @Axolotlboigaming
      @Axolotlboigaming Рік тому

      @@ScarysReviews BS HE JSUT WNATED TO SAVE US FROM A ugly KID

    • @Axolotlboigaming
      @Axolotlboigaming Рік тому

      @@fearfulclan2007 it’s funny

    • @BioZilla_Editz
      @BioZilla_Editz 7 місяців тому

      @@Axolotlboigamingbro what

  • @notdeadyet5
    @notdeadyet5 5 років тому +33

    Final Destination at last. This is gonna have some interesting Golden Chainsaws & Dull Machetes.

    • @requiescantenpace
      @requiescantenpace 5 років тому +7

      I'm expecting also least and most inventive deaths, kinda like he did with saw.

    • @aamiraustin5422
      @aamiraustin5422 5 років тому

      Final Destination might have the highest kill counts if James counts the deaths of the opening disasters, most notably Flight 180 where 287 passengers died in the explosion.

    • @notdeadyet5
      @notdeadyet5 5 років тому

      @@requiescantenpace I could actually see him doing Chainsaw/Machete awards for actual kills & a variant version for best & worst premonition kills. Outside the first, at least, since all the premonition ones there are the same.

  • @kimbasciano_
    @kimbasciano_ 5 років тому +14

    “Calm down lady!” Hahaha that part and the scene where the guy just runs off on the beach without finishing his sentence were hysterical

  • @theloreoverseer7106
    @theloreoverseer7106 3 роки тому +12

    Just hearing James rage against the movie is pure gold

  • @sfskowronable
    @sfskowronable 5 років тому +88

    In the non us ending jake survives. When asked how is he still alive he says i told you my gear doesnt crap out.
    Also when michael cane comes out of the water after the attack his shirt is perfectly dry

    • @ronniespain18
      @ronniespain18 4 роки тому

      Steve Skowron actually he says " I told you sharks don't like dark meat" lol.

    • @GimpEMCo-1
      @GimpEMCo-1 4 роки тому +4

      Honestly, I think his shirt was dry because he is awesome that is all...

    • @Mia-dt3gl
      @Mia-dt3gl 4 роки тому

      They actually filmed the scene where he climbed onto the boat soaking wet. Then they filmed some other scenes before it was decided they needed to reshoot Michael climbing onto the boat. Of course Michael completely dried off by the time they decided to reshoot the scene, but apparently nobody noticed but Michael. Michael decided not to bring it to the crew’s attention because he didn’t want to get wet again.

    • @flankspeed
      @flankspeed 4 роки тому +3

      Caine gets the movie's best line though:
      "How the hell did you get out of that!?"
      Caine: "Wasn't easy." ^_^

  • @trentonmiller4366
    @trentonmiller4366 5 років тому +85

    When jaws attacks Michael in the ship you can see the power chords coming out of the shark on the left side

  • @nothingmore9486
    @nothingmore9486 5 років тому +9

    13:53 is that Georgie from IT

  • @turniptrekking9082
    @turniptrekking9082 4 роки тому +12

    ALTERNATE TITLE: JAWS: THE REVENGE being roasted for 15 minutes straight

  • @Dyslexic_Narrator
    @Dyslexic_Narrator 5 років тому +56

    ye i agree when James sead that Jaws should have never been a franchise

    • @Real_ice962
      @Real_ice962 5 років тому +1

      yeah except for the first one hopefully there is not a 5th oh god damnit

    • @Dyslexic_Narrator
      @Dyslexic_Narrator 5 років тому

      @@Real_ice962 do you think a remake would make this shit beater or worst im somewhere in the middle

    • @timefortea6063
      @timefortea6063 5 років тому

      @@Dyslexic_Narrator tf does "beater"/ mean

  • @The_Real_Tom_Ball
    @The_Real_Tom_Ball 5 років тому +20

    11:22
    When you forget your homework and it’s due first lesson