Jake and Amir: Pizza

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  • Опубліковано 18 лис 2013
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  • @drewdonahue123
    @drewdonahue123 4 роки тому +1788

    Do you think Jake and amir get paid or do they just love comedy and shit

    • @johntitor7989
      @johntitor7989 3 роки тому +22

      . . .

    • @charliebrownatemybro
      @charliebrownatemybro 3 роки тому +152

      Well, they do own 21 CH restaurants, so probably did all these videos for free.

    • @Skiddla
      @Skiddla 3 роки тому +10

      @@charliebrownatemybro i eat my own poop

    • @MrRendiz
      @MrRendiz 3 роки тому +92

      The proof is in the smile

    • @dobetterwill8003
      @dobetterwill8003 3 роки тому +7

      @@MrRendiz dipshit!!

  • @tsanjoubrahma7763
    @tsanjoubrahma7763 7 років тому +2653

    I think I have made college humor at least a thousand dollars in ad revenue by binge watching Jake and amir as often as I do.

    • @Jade-mm1wl
      @Jade-mm1wl 7 років тому +30

      tsanjou brahma
      Every time I'm sick, sad, feeling bad, I always binge watch it.

    • @DatsMac
      @DatsMac 7 років тому +3

      Black Minior same,same,same! Peace I'm out!

    • @avarma6313
      @avarma6313 7 років тому +1

      these are classics

    • @edenskye1870
      @edenskye1870 7 років тому +42

      tsanjou brahma wow... thousands? can I quote u on that??

    • @tiamta
      @tiamta 7 років тому +9

      Estimate: 25 views for $1. Have you watched 25,000 CollegeHumor videos? There are currently 2890 videos on the channel. If you had watched every one 8-9 times, I'd believe you.

  • @chronicsunshine1779
    @chronicsunshine1779 10 років тому +1188

    I love how they're almost fucking losing it at the end

  • @zalfight
    @zalfight 10 років тому +159

    when he says "you eat your own shit" and the guy's just making faces i lol'd so hard

  • @pantonfire
    @pantonfire 4 роки тому +525

    I'm 38 and I've watched this 38 times in the last 6 years.

    • @a_bee9618
      @a_bee9618 4 роки тому +8

      You are 38? So who is older , you or Atul Khatri's grandson?

    • @7xXSE7ENXx7
      @7xXSE7ENXx7 3 роки тому +1

      same age and same here

    • @ramyap6410
      @ramyap6410 3 роки тому +6

      Whoaaa... My favourite comedian commenting on my other favourite comedians' video. You should do an Indian Jake & Amir!!

    • @lightningmcdweeb
      @lightningmcdweeb 3 роки тому

      didn't expect to see you here ngl

    • @helloasroma
      @helloasroma 2 роки тому +2

      I'm 69 and I've watched this 69 times in the last 69 years.

  • @mikkellarsen3223
    @mikkellarsen3223 10 років тому +561

    i like how they are about to laugh at the end

    • @mikkellarsen3223
      @mikkellarsen3223 10 років тому +4

      What the fuck you pervert.. I like it cause i think it's funny.. dumbfuck

    • @mikkellarsen3223
      @mikkellarsen3223 10 років тому

      Neither do i.. apparently he thinks there is.

    • @thingX1x
      @thingX1x 10 років тому +37

      wow, you guys realize i'm being sarcastic don't you? i figured jake and amir fans would understand sarcasm. the people that liked my comment understood it so it's not completely
      incomprehensible

    • @mikkellarsen3223
      @mikkellarsen3223 10 років тому +3

      How are we supposted to know thats sarcasm dude.

    • @thingX1x
      @thingX1x 10 років тому +14

      Common sense? Assssssssssss XD

  • @seanduffy1420
    @seanduffy1420 3 роки тому +202

    I feel like they learned that Peyton Manning owns a bunch of Papa John’s franchises and wrote this sketch based entirely around that

  • @CyberKirby
    @CyberKirby 8 років тому +442

    These-these-these... Pizza pies.

    • @Munkingly
      @Munkingly 7 років тому +18

      Cyber Kirby Are you concerned??

    • @gulmaraz5931
      @gulmaraz5931 4 роки тому +9

      40 pizzas in 30 days

  • @bloodangel1432
    @bloodangel1432 10 років тому +1201

    A testament to Amir's acting skills is that I truly and genuinely hate him with every fibre of my being, even though I'm certain that he's a wonderful guy in real life

    • @Captain_Jack514
      @Captain_Jack514 10 років тому +200

      If you listen to their podcast "If I Were You," Amir is generally more sensible and thoughtful than Jake. He's is actually a very intelligent and down to Earth guy.

    • @dixiecronin7791
      @dixiecronin7791 10 років тому +10

      If that's the case, you'd absolutely love him in real life

    • @jeremyreed4558
      @jeremyreed4558 5 років тому +27

      He’s a god in the show and in real life

    • @tomkearns4912
      @tomkearns4912 4 роки тому +58

      How could one hate Amir with every fibre 😟, he is a pimp and a cool.

    • @xwinger15
      @xwinger15 3 роки тому +25

      C@ptain_Jack this is the comment that got me to listen to If I Were You back in the beginning of 2019 and now i’ve listened to every episode! ass!

  • @VanguardDragon
    @VanguardDragon 10 років тому +375

    There must be like 100,000 episodes of this now, and yet they're still funny each time. These guys are great.

    • @cramegg
      @cramegg 4 роки тому +19

      Idiot

    • @VanguardDragon
      @VanguardDragon 4 роки тому +6

      ?

    • @VanguardDragon
      @VanguardDragon 3 роки тому +9

      @@mackenziemarden451 sorry I don't understand the hostility?

    • @captainawesome0711
      @captainawesome0711 3 роки тому +20

      @@cramegg this comment was written 6 years ago buddy

    • @cramegg
      @cramegg 3 роки тому +5

      Captain Awesome Productions try 6 weeks 😭😂😂

  • @PickleJello
    @PickleJello Рік тому +16

    I love how the second one person sides with Amir over Jake, the episode always becomes an Insecure Jake episode.

  • @eyesofviolet
    @eyesofviolet 10 років тому +110

    I think that every episode of Jake and Amir is it's own pocket dimension, where we're just going through all the incarnations of Jake and Amir, and how crazy they truly could be.

    • @smilesalot555
      @smilesalot555 10 років тому +22

      Oh my god I never realized it like that before. The commentor above me is a philosopher! Uptoke him to karma heaven!

    • @Gravitics
      @Gravitics 3 роки тому +8

      @@smilesalot555 hes a philosopher and a cool

  • @mpooleo
    @mpooleo 10 років тому +142

    di... did... did amir just win an argument?

    • @jonahamosbuzzard-roberts5963
      @jonahamosbuzzard-roberts5963 3 роки тому +6

      It happens more often than you would think...
      Lest we forget about the compost incident.

    • @porowag6613
      @porowag6613 3 роки тому +2

      @@jonahamosbuzzard-roberts5963 GID

    • @Gravitics
      @Gravitics 3 роки тому +1

      No it was a tie

  • @FireFiveStar
    @FireFiveStar 10 років тому +123

    pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-papa johns!

    • @Zak0True
      @Zak0True 4 роки тому +6

      I came back in 2020 because I randomly had this phrase stuck in my head

    • @a.f.a.i.k.6760
      @a.f.a.i.k.6760 12 днів тому

      Same, but in 2024.

  • @MansiGarneni
    @MansiGarneni 10 років тому +125

    “The proof is in the smile” LOST IT

    • @Burrgametate
      @Burrgametate 4 роки тому

      i about turned the skit off because this part was so unfunny and invasive. Lucky I stayed til the end and got to see Will and jake's exchange.

    • @Mommy_Moss
      @Mommy_Moss Рік тому +4

      @@Burrgametate ass

  • @dhvsheabdh
    @dhvsheabdh 9 років тому +166

    Oh, Mickey, you're so fine! You're so fine you blow my mind! Your love taking me higher, higher.

    • @DendyJungle
      @DendyJungle 9 років тому

      Than I've ever been before

    • @CameronBaba
      @CameronBaba 9 років тому +18

      dhvsheabdh the proof is in the smile
      and people only smile when they're happyyyyy
      OHH MICKEY

    • @socks154
      @socks154 8 років тому +1

      +Cameron Baba youre so fine

    • @jakearmstrong3528
      @jakearmstrong3528 4 роки тому +4

      There is no couch Mickey, it was all a game Mickey, a fuckin riddle Mickey

  • @Silverwind87
    @Silverwind87 8 років тому +187

    I guess correcting Jake is Will's place.

    • @katzen3314
      @katzen3314 8 років тому +1

      How do you comment on every youtube video?

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 8 років тому +3

      ***** I get that a lot.

    • @completesatire6529
      @completesatire6529 5 років тому +1

      You don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about..... ASS

  • @haneenhawash1739
    @haneenhawash1739 5 років тому +15

    The way jake says “are you concerned?” It seems like he’s about to burst with laughter

  • @captinchillin
    @captinchillin 10 років тому +186

    I think I'd totally watch a video of them just calling each other an ass back and forth with out laughing. Who ever laughs first looses

    • @Michael64099
      @Michael64099 10 років тому +14

      I lost 16 seconds in. By the way, /)

    • @Michael64099
      @Michael64099 10 років тому +5

      You're a genius. Challenge accepted. ;D

    • @creativedesignation7880
      @creativedesignation7880 3 роки тому +3

      Given by how often he covers his mouth in the videos to conceal a smile, I'm fairly sure Jake would lose. I'd still watch though.

  • @prosenfi2
    @prosenfi2 Рік тому +11

    How the heck does this make me laugh now just as much as it did 8 years ago!

  • @bloozbyblueballs5908
    @bloozbyblueballs5908 2 роки тому +9

    The little snooty face Will makes cracks me up every time.

  • @timothysullivan4759
    @timothysullivan4759 4 роки тому +19

    1:53 is a legendary comedy clip

  • @doomspirospero
    @doomspirospero 10 років тому +25

    Imagine how many takes they had to do at the end when the final one that made it they are still barely holding back the laughter!

  • @YeNguyen
    @YeNguyen 10 років тому +14

    I really like the addition of Will as another quietly insane J&A recurring character.

  • @beffyjones
    @beffyjones 10 років тому +42

    Literally my favorite jake and amir, love the way y'all are trying not to laugh at the end. Makes it 100x funnier, at least for me. Keep doing what you're doing :*

  • @mclovinakapascal
    @mclovinakapascal 10 років тому +85

    It's like a summary of the internet.

  • @chriscarpenter5265
    @chriscarpenter5265 9 років тому +565

    This video isn't 100% relevant, but Jake and Amir have gotten me through some hard times. The videos just get my mind off of what's happening in my life. Jake and Amir got me through a severe breakup with a girlfriend of 2 and half years and some gnarly drug addiction problems. Too bad the show is ending. Honestly, you guys don't know how much you mean to me.

    • @hamdanandalousiy4232
      @hamdanandalousiy4232 9 років тому +9

      Christian Bublin just broke up too. after 4 years yo. i feel you

    • @mememachine2190
      @mememachine2190 8 років тому +20

      Who gives a shit

    • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97
      @EndOfSmallSanctuary97 8 років тому +48

      +Christian Bublin Did you spend a bad amount of money on drugs?

    • @ConnaghHBitch
      @ConnaghHBitch 8 років тому +3

      +Haani Pasha Hope you feel better now m8

    • @hamdanandalousiy4232
      @hamdanandalousiy4232 8 років тому +13

      ConnaghHBitch Thanks man im doing great. I moved on and currently dating a school teacher. shes 3 years older than me but shes wonderful really. I'm happy

  • @woophereigo9755
    @woophereigo9755 6 років тому +5

    The proof is in the smile, people only smile when they're happy! Thank you Steffcomedy

  • @Xenn000
    @Xenn000 10 років тому +11

    The last 5 seconds was great. You can tell they were trying really hard not to laugh. XD

  • @MadihaA123
    @MadihaA123 10 років тому +4

    I love how they both start to grin at the end.

  • @MaxBeaulieu
    @MaxBeaulieu 10 років тому +152

    These just keep getting more and more surreal. In 20 years it will just be an hour long, still of a duck, with the occasional shill screech in the back.
    The future is going to be awesome.

    • @FroggyBB
      @FroggyBB 5 років тому +13

      Max Beaulieu rip

    • @MrNaughty5
      @MrNaughty5 5 років тому +14

      Oh boy, do i have some news for you!

    • @s.o.k.1393
      @s.o.k.1393 5 років тому +3

      oof

    • @philipbearman6431
      @philipbearman6431 4 роки тому +5

      Okay who’s gonna tell him

    • @s.o.k.1393
      @s.o.k.1393 4 роки тому +2

      @Christopher Marlowe i guess you were right lol

  • @thalunizz21
    @thalunizz21 10 років тому +18

    Can't stop watching this.

  • @abdaziali
    @abdaziali 10 років тому +24

    I don't know who any of the people mentioned are because I live in Australia, but this was freaking hilarious, best J&A in a while.

    • @TheZentrique
      @TheZentrique 10 років тому

      American Football players

    • @NuclearFissionBomb
      @NuclearFissionBomb 10 років тому

      TheZentrique Derek Jeter plays baseball.

    • @imSoNotDavid
      @imSoNotDavid 10 років тому

      yeh normally i just watch em & move on, but this made me laugh uncontrollably.

  • @AlexanderdeeVEVO
    @AlexanderdeeVEVO 7 років тому +21

    "the proof is in the smile, and people only smile when their happy"

  • @ULuvsTink
    @ULuvsTink 3 роки тому +1

    Rewatching all the old episodes. So glad you guys are back!

  • @drummerboy91893
    @drummerboy91893 8 років тому +22

    the roles get reversed so fast, love it

    • @JoshLikeCrazy
      @JoshLikeCrazy 8 років тому

      there is no role reversal

    • @popcornfilms1
      @popcornfilms1 7 років тому +2

      I know I love the ones where that side of jake comes out of nowhere

  • @renepickardt1457
    @renepickardt1457 4 роки тому +5

    Been watchingfor years. Still one of my favourite Jake And Amir episodes.

  • @JoshMarshain
    @JoshMarshain 7 років тому +18

    best Internet comedy duo?

  • @Soggywafflesyrup
    @Soggywafflesyrup 5 років тому

    So good coming back to these videos lol, I used to watch these all night when I was in middle school

  • @halvo11
    @halvo11 10 років тому +6

    Im glad jake got his tongue back

  • @Ghostofmonk
    @Ghostofmonk 10 років тому +12

    I love a good turn on Jake every once in awhile.

  • @skillful101
    @skillful101 8 років тому +5

    I freaking love this episode! so gooood!

  • @TheOriginalQuality
    @TheOriginalQuality 10 років тому +2

    They were both cracking a smile at the end lol

  • @aaronjohnston4368
    @aaronjohnston4368 10 років тому +1

    This is one the best jake and amir episodes ive seen in a long ASS time.

  • @thombruce
    @thombruce 3 роки тому +8

    I love this episode. I love that Jake's so sure of himself and seems to be playing the straight man up until Will - who eats his own shit, by the way - gives a solid reason Jake could be wrong, at which point he goes on the defensive and insecure Jake makes a slight appearance. A+

  • @theholiestfugly
    @theholiestfugly 10 років тому +4

    They never fail to amuse me.

  • @waapdela3928
    @waapdela3928 10 років тому +2

    I love that you can see them strugeling to keep it together at the end haha

  • @tuxedobird
    @tuxedobird 4 роки тому +1

    Amir being accidentally right brings me a new kind of anger.

  • @ecardona70
    @ecardona70 10 років тому +4

    I love when Amir manages to bring down Jake to his level

  • @kevinleblanc9480
    @kevinleblanc9480 7 років тому +3

    at the end theyre trying so hard not to laugh it made me laugh even harder

  • @dashortgamer
    @dashortgamer 10 років тому

    I haven't watch J&A in months and this episode slayed me. Will start watching again!

  • @1337iEpic
    @1337iEpic 8 років тому +1

    Damn seeing these episodes for like the 5th time really brings memories, I love how they couldnt hold their smiles at the end :p.

  • @SamDSo
    @SamDSo 10 років тому +5

    you could tell they were laughing at the end :)

  • @101xp
    @101xp 5 років тому +4

    I love how Jake's trying to block Amir's freakishly long arms at 1:47

  • @MrsZefron778
    @MrsZefron778 10 років тому +2

    lmfao this was like the best jake and amir yet seriously i died laughing

  • @DGice2
    @DGice2 8 років тому +2

    This is definitely one of the best episodes.

  • @kevinfarrell9304
    @kevinfarrell9304 8 років тому +159

    peyton manning?
    more like pey-me-a-ton manning amirite

  • @johnnyjefferson5331
    @johnnyjefferson5331 9 років тому +82

    Jake knew it was time, he'd lived a good full life, but now it was time for him to rest. He laid on his bed, circled by his friends and family,and suddenly remembered his old, old friend, Amir. He remembered all of the good times they shared in the office and how unfairly he treated Amir. They hadn't spoke for years after the incident, and he thought to invite him over one last time. When Amir arrived, he was in tears. He knew why he had been called over, to see his best friend die. You see, Jake had been Amir's only friend throughout his life and he had looked up to him so fondly, and now that he was passing away, he couldn't handle the thought of being on his own. He plopped down next to Jake, in pain from his arthritis ridden knee, and cried. He talked to Jake about all the times they'd had together and how'd they soon see each other in heaven. When the time came, Jake fell limp, head weighing down on the pillow. Amir bawled on his chest for hours. He'd lost his only reason to live.

  • @Olzme
    @Olzme 7 місяців тому

    This is the best Jake and Amir bit. Never gets old.

  • @ToneZoneStudios
    @ToneZoneStudios 10 років тому

    This might be my new favourite episode. The writing is just so perfect.

  • @jojonr619
    @jojonr619 10 років тому +4

    you can tell they were gonna bust out laughing at the end

  • @ThePianoSpeaks
    @ThePianoSpeaks 10 років тому +6

    Can we have 2 Jake and Amir's a week? Love them :)

  • @chapplovegood8728
    @chapplovegood8728 10 років тому +1

    this episode is so much better than last one... good job CH

  • @SebastianCreel
    @SebastianCreel 7 років тому +1

    I love the ending, they certainly busted out laughing in the outtakes.

  • @sugoma6741
    @sugoma6741 4 роки тому +5

    todays youtube could never. rip

  • @calebklingerman7902
    @calebklingerman7902 3 роки тому +7

    It’s just pizza. I said “and shit” cause it’s like, uh, “it’s pizza and shit.” Like you go to the market and you’re like“I’m gonna get pizza and shit,” but you’re just getting pizza. You’re not really getting shit. It’s just pizza. It’s pizza and shit

    • @TheMegallama
      @TheMegallama 2 роки тому

      But it smells and tastes like...

  • @dampierre99
    @dampierre99 7 років тому

    This is the best one yet

  • @discount_ChadKroeger
    @discount_ChadKroeger 2 місяці тому

    I just realized a bunch of my everyday 1 liners come from Jake and Amir skits that almost never go detected.

  • @crazychips123
    @crazychips123 10 років тому +4

    Ahaha they were losing it right at the end got I love them so funny

  • @tranazzi
    @tranazzi 3 роки тому +3

    Amir is the only one that doesn’t look like he’s on the brink of breaking the entire scene😂

  • @Willowclaw100
    @Willowclaw100 10 років тому +1

    I love these so much. Laughing really hard right now. c':

  • @accomplishedmission
    @accomplishedmission 10 років тому

    First time I've laughed out loud at one of these in a while!

  • @Mintie365
    @Mintie365 10 років тому +8

    I bet this is just a normal convo between them...and collegehumor have the tape recording on them 24/7 haha favourite tom & jerry couple for sure ;)

    • @chubbybrock
      @chubbybrock 10 років тому

      Listen to their podcast the If I Were You show, it shows them more as equals and they act with a lot more of their real personalities.

  • @donovancorl
    @donovancorl 10 років тому +4

    Just to let you guys know I used a sample from this video in my upcoming song "Pizza". I'm giving you guys full credit for the vocal samples. The Song is here soundcloud.com/user331943396/pizza-wip

  • @ivyghood
    @ivyghood 10 років тому +2

    You could see them losing it at the end and I love that

  • @MultiZelda13
    @MultiZelda13 7 років тому

    the faces they make at the end are perfect.

  • @Grantmeister32
    @Grantmeister32 5 років тому +3

    I resent you pointing at me lol

  • @SwuaveWEB
    @SwuaveWEB 10 років тому +74

    I stopped watching Collegehumor for a while because I thought it was starting to suck. Then I came across this video. Jake and Amir are by far the funniest show they have. Although some of them go too far and get too gross. This had me laughing a lot:)

    • @SklSucks123
      @SklSucks123 10 років тому +24

      ***** you don't know what the FUCK you're talking about... ass

    • @kinouura8285
      @kinouura8285 9 років тому +1

      ***** what add said

    • @MrBlaqgold
      @MrBlaqgold Рік тому +2

      I stopped watching college humour because it became overtly political left wing drivel.... thank god for this Jake and Amir channel

  • @urd3adnow
    @urd3adnow 10 років тому +1

    that was great. even they couldn't keep it together at the end.

  • @rdear
    @rdear 5 років тому +1

    I've seen this skit at least a dozen times and I just noticed that Amir, and Jake to a lesser degree, are fighting back laughter at the end. To be fair though they're probably fighting back laughter all the time judging by the outtakes.

  • @TheLolPoster
    @TheLolPoster 10 років тому +6

    Guys if you didn't know go check out " if i were you " its a podcast the jake and amir do every week and its fucking BEAST!!!

  • @juandiegoprado
    @juandiegoprado 3 роки тому +5

    How come some of the J&A videos have been transferred to IfIWereYou and some are still with CH? I know Jake and Amir recently got the legal rights to their series but are they really transferring each video?? I didn’t even know that was possible

  • @davidpassafume6547
    @davidpassafume6547 8 років тому +1

    this is the best Jake and Amir

  • @Wolfsangel14
    @Wolfsangel14 10 років тому

    I love how you know they're laughing as soon as the camera shut off.

  • @kirbylover37
    @kirbylover37 8 років тому +9

    So you think they did the ad just because they love razors and music? Not because Schick Hydro and Pandora paid them?

  • @clinteastwood1339
    @clinteastwood1339 8 років тому +24

    super bowl champ x2

  • @wombatperson5431
    @wombatperson5431 4 роки тому

    these videos remind me of arguments i used to have with my brother

  • @anubislee36
    @anubislee36 6 років тому +2

    This is the best one.

  • @lordlossize
    @lordlossize 9 років тому +12

    why would jake drop the topic? why didnt he look up to see if that guy owned those resturants? if it was me, id never listen to a guy who eats shit

  • @mrgdc7120
    @mrgdc7120 2 роки тому +5

    1:54 Replay button.

  • @Rubyoreo
    @Rubyoreo 10 років тому +2

    Arguing with Amri is like arguing with anyone on the Internet.

  • @ddPMsProductions
    @ddPMsProductions 10 років тому

    This is so much more informative than the Discovery Channel.

  • @MartinWasTaken
    @MartinWasTaken 8 років тому +9

    He still got paid for it probably.

  • @omgitsmarkey
    @omgitsmarkey 9 років тому +5

    P-P-P-P-PAPA JOHNS!!!!!!!

  • @timezone4176
    @timezone4176 6 років тому +1

    I love that they are becoming each other

  • @florascent9ts
    @florascent9ts 10 років тому +1

    0:55 and 3:09. Oh my I loove how Jake shrivels into an Amir clone.

  • @twkavg3
    @twkavg3 10 років тому +11

    You all just watched an advertisement for Papa John's without realizing it.

  • @thalunizz21
    @thalunizz21 10 років тому +5

    Seize the cheese!

  • @Dylan-xr4te
    @Dylan-xr4te 7 років тому

    legit their best episode

  • @SorceroRap
    @SorceroRap 7 років тому

    this is a masterpiece