***** Oh right, I forgot about followers. That currency that applies to nothing and also means nothing. I'll definitely go to your shady back ally of a website right away as I devote my entire existence to chalking up more followers.
Every year or so I come back to watch a few of these videos.. There's an odd nostalgia, especially coming back across wonderful lines such as 'You really think Mark Zuckerberg wants to steal and then sell this photo of you planking at a candlelight vigil?' Even just topping it off with the Red Bull cherry, ah. Oh, holy crap.. It's been too long, ol' friends.
I just want to say that that Allen Ginsberg quote meant nothing to me until this watching after we had talked about it in class. I feel like I actually learned something.
Ever since one of the last episodes of the series, when they showed how loud Jake and Amir were to the rest of the office, I can't help thinking how obnoxious their arguing is. xD
The milkman episodes the other half of the office wasn't even college humor. Ben Schwartz just comes yelling "Hail to the milkman, the milkman the milkman." Past people who are just trying to work.
@@cooldawg2009 Its pretty obvious how. Zark Fucker-nerd is indeed selling our data, including DM conversational data, to marketing companies for a fee. Do you not read the news
I come back to watch this series every few months since the finale whenever one of their lines randomly pops up in my head. Today it was, “going to the mall NAH. Going to the mall HIGH”
I love that Jake deleted his twitter to one up Amir after he made fun of Jake's bad tweets. Yet Amir didn't delete his instagram after Jake openly tried to force him to. He took the high ground and openly wept.
tiamta Haha yeah except I reckon Charlie would get on with him at first but then even he'd realise what a psychopath he was 😂 - the episode would be like Charlie Leaves The Gang but then halfway through he'd walk in the bar going "Yep, he's a complete psychopath, he's an insane person"
That's the best part about comedy. It allows you to parody real life events and issues in an exaggerated way to show the humor of it and make it satire
I'm sorry are we just gonna glaze over those micey micey bastards, that made me lose it, and again as I just read it lololol, I'm too high for J&A right now man, I'm uptoking myself to karma heaven.
I really want a plain white hat that says "FOR SALE" EDIT: You literally cannot search for "white baseball cap for sale" and get anything that has the words "for sale" on it... this reminds me of the time I was looking for a list of Brand New albums
Hey, I've seen that statue before! You guys are from Marianopolis aren't you? It was used during your CRC robotics 2010 contest video am I right?... :c
Any of Amir's monologues would be great auditions for acting parts.
iPartySober I'd use Hugh Jackman's rendition of shrek
The episode nuggets would be a good one to use
Sal
Bruce Warner
Are you saying Sal or Sail?
Sam!
Facebook's robbin' ya, Instagram's rapin' ya, and MySpace -pop- it's givin' ya the old HOWD'YADOOOOO.
***** Oh right, I forgot about followers. That currency that applies to nothing and also means nothing. I'll definitely go to your shady back ally of a website right away as I devote my entire existence to chalking up more followers.
+Kellye8578 Shut up
***** Followers? You mean completely empty accounts?
Would you suggest that a lonely person make a bunch of "friends" out of cardboard?
+Dick Grayson He wants to become a freaking Jew billionaire.
+lyricspeople1234 holy shit. holy shit, what are you saying?
Do you think they got payed for the Doritos ad? or does Amir just love chips or some shit.
+Joseph Watson I know but it seems real or some shit
Think about it man, did he smile? If yes then he's doing it because he loves it.
The proof is in the smile and people only smile when they're happy
NizzyNizerson WOAH a billion dollars?!? Can I quote you on that?!?
But then that means Amir is a friggin jew billionaire?
"Zark Fuckernerd" and "Those micey micey bastards" have to be some of my favourite Amir lines
Micey Micey Bastards would be a great fantasy football team name
We should have listened to Amir...
How are all of these so timeless?
Every year or so I come back to watch a few of these videos.. There's an odd nostalgia, especially coming back across wonderful lines such as 'You really think Mark Zuckerberg wants to steal and then sell this photo of you planking at a candlelight vigil?' Even just topping it off with the Red Bull cherry, ah.
Oh, holy crap.. It's been too long, ol' friends.
same
I come back to read the comment threads
SAME!!
I don't know how I would have gotten through my 20's without J&A
hey, it's you again
7 years later and I still commit to calling the man Zark F***erberg 😂😂
Zark frickin Dinkenberg
same
Same
He's pitting brother against brother!
I have to admit I use "those micey micey bastards" in conversation more often that I should lol
*Zark Fuckernerd
Planking at a candlelight vigil is the funniest shit I've ever heard
Anyone else on a Jake & Amir marathon right now?
yeah man
yup watch one watcha dozen
jake and amir is by far the best thing in college humor
Idk I love dire consequences and the POVs
i forgot about pov they should make them more often
I just want to say that that Allen Ginsberg quote meant nothing to me until this watching after we had talked about it in class. I feel like I actually learned something.
Ever since one of the last episodes of the series, when they showed how loud Jake and Amir were to the rest of the office, I can't help thinking how obnoxious their arguing is. xD
The milkman episodes the other half of the office wasn't even college humor. Ben Schwartz just comes yelling "Hail to the milkman, the milkman the milkman." Past people who are just trying to work.
They’re making them again
So I guess Amir was right all along
Amir predicted the future yet again.
How?
@@cooldawg2009 I don't fucking know dude I made that comment 4 years ago. Who knows what miscellaneous hogwash was going through my head at that point
@@TheArchsage74 holy hell you responded 4 years later what a champ
@@cooldawg2009 Its pretty obvious how. Zark Fucker-nerd is indeed selling our data, including DM conversational data, to marketing companies for a fee. Do you not read the news
Just like Zark freakin' Dinkenburg wanted you to!!!
That hat was supposed to be for Amir's friend Sale!
She's dead.
did i mention Sale was a goose?
+Aleph Bot NO! Then all my questions would be about that! Why is he friends with a goose?
***** You're a bot, dude!
Sal?
I love this episode for so many reasons, one of which (that I think doesn't get enough love) is that "Thomas Crown Affair" reference. Genius.
Does Jake's hat say 'For Sale', 'For Sal' or 'For Sam'?
SAM
Den?
tsanjou brahma Here comes snatcher
Did you mention Sale was a goose?
Vlad Marchis well which is it, Sale sal or Sam?
"Billion! Nay, millions"
LMFAO!!!
Bet Amir's feeling pretty smart right about now
I love that despite their argument Jake puts on the hat while they fight
I come back to watch this series every few months since the finale whenever one of their lines randomly pops up in my head. Today it was, “going to the mall NAH. Going to the mall HIGH”
This is one of my favorites because there are so many classic J&A quotes in this one - plus the execution is incredible!
When Amir brings up the British Office, Jakes response makes me think hes done it many times before
this sketch is even more funny with all the facebook stuff going on now
yeah its bad but if you dont want them tampering with your info dont post it up there in the first place.
this is literally my favourite jake and amir of all time
I'm watching this in 2021, and Amir is still firing off amazing social media content on the daily. Aged like wine.
This episode aged so well with all the NFT stuff goin on😂
Also AI art. Turns out they were coming for the art in Amir’s head.
NF cheese? NF cheese???
I don't know why I laugh so hard at "Do you watch the British Office?" "Don't ask me about the British Office." At 2:31
I love that Jake deleted his twitter to one up Amir after he made fun of Jake's bad tweets. Yet Amir didn't delete his instagram after Jake openly tried to force him to. He took the high ground and openly wept.
And cried tears of soy.
Amir saying "I'm sad!" made me cry with laughter.
"and i'll take em down from the inside"
I love how Amir brings up the British Office and the next thing he says is completely unrelated
Yeah, but that's cause it's related to the previous lines, he's trying to compare his status to the Office. Still absurd though.
4 years ago I watched this video and custom ordered a hat that says "For Sale" on it. Best decision of my life
That moment when Amir was the first whistleblower on how Facebooks data collection is invasive
No, everyone knew about it and they didn't care.
@@jjmarr7130 its a joke chill tf out
I really want Charlie (Always Sunny) to meet Amir
tiamta Haha yeah except I reckon Charlie would get on with him at first but then even he'd realise what a psychopath he was 😂 - the episode would be like Charlie Leaves The Gang but then halfway through he'd walk in the bar going "Yep, he's a complete psychopath, he's an insane person"
I said Zark Fuckernerd once to someone’s face and they didn’t even smile. Zark got to them first.
Was Pat wearing the new shirt?
+thipan15 that he was
Just say “I know you know.”
....you know I know.
How am I just now finding this duo?! These two are amazing!
2:56 has got to be one of Amir's finest moments of clarity.
"All these freakin Jew billionaires!" LOLOL
It's even better because both Jake and Amir are of Jewish heritage 😂
@@paul_warner i know right lol!
This is sadly not too far off how some people think.
That's the best part about comedy. It allows you to parody real life events and issues in an exaggerated way to show the humor of it and make it satire
That damn Fuckerburg!
MuffinSparkle DINKLEBURG!!!!
lol
^ Thirsty bitches man, thirsty bitches
dude this episode describes this show totally
He's a prophet! 2018!
Why have I waited so long to watch these guys? They're hilarious!
Amir knew what was going on early
OMG Pat's wearing that new shirt Jake got from Forever 21's unisex section upstairs and which Amir bought it too to be twinsies
Six years watching and I haven't seen this one
I love it when Jake says "Holy shit! Holy shit, what are you saying!"
I can watch this episode a million times and still laugh
Ahhhh my usual Jake and Amir mood where I binge watch all their episodes. God I love the holidays.
So...Amir dreamt of a (painting of) the lower case 'f'
👌😂 I love watching all these again
I once used “micey” in scrabble and used this video to convince my mom that it was a real word
Anyone else watching this is 2021? 😂😂 Man I’m soooooo Old 😭😭😭😭
Everytime amir cries and Jake says you are a grown man, I roll...I always look forward to you guys uploading vids...ty so much
I'm sorry are we just gonna glaze over those micey micey bastards, that made me lose it, and again as I just read it lololol, I'm too high for J&A right now man, I'm uptoking myself to karma heaven.
Devin Anderson dude, high Jake and Amir is best Jake and Amir
You must be an ent that needs the uptokes, and I'm glad to provide.
That start had me in tears Jake had enough 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
For real though where can I get one of those hats??
off my dead body, the only way
It was his hat Mr Crabs, HE WAS NUMBER ONE
at the beggining jake was about to leave but truly he will never leave his soulmate
I really want a plain white hat that says "FOR SALE"
EDIT: You literally cannot search for "white baseball cap for sale" and get anything that has the words "for sale" on it... this reminds me of the time I was looking for a list of Brand New albums
Still want that hat.
Some websites allow to "customize hats"
Search for that
@@ImSquiggs did u get the hat?
@@realemaskye286 Never got the hat... still want the hat...
I'm sure if you looked up custom white trucker hats you'd find something
I always crack up, when I see Amir instantly crying
amir called it.
"Art in my Head" - I think Amir ALSO predicted NFTs LOLOL
@2:54 caught Jake holding back a laugh
They knew.
This video is somehow EXTREMELY relevant now
I've seen this episode like 20 times...it's one of the best J&A videos
Only 20?
1:31 That "Howl" reference tho
Best Jake and Amir episode yet!
Lost it at "I'm being Thomas Crown affair'd"
The guy who calls 'Amir' plays in the movie "Harold& Kumar' :-D LOL
Wait, 2013? I thought this was recent.
I've been waiting for an Instagram Jake and Amir for TOO LONG!
Top 5 episode for sure
I love that Pat is wearing Jake (and Amir’s) new shirt
0:32 Amir is actually on to something here
Hey, I've seen that statue before! You guys are from Marianopolis aren't you? It was used during your CRC robotics 2010 contest video am I right?... :c
"you'll make a martyr of me"
cracks me up every single time
YAY, this is a good one. Best in awhile, bring the magic back!
Wow Amir called Zark freakin Dinkenberg stealing your shit
One of the best epi ever! Lmao! Love this
Genius episode.
Jake and Amir will always be my favourite thing on the Internet.
Amir's silent wow xD
I love that this is getting recommended after the recent Instagram changes. Thanks.
Funny looking back at this now with the whole Facebook selling your information thing going on
Thanks for this, I may have missed it when I watched the video myself.
409 people got the ole "How Do You Do"
Amir has absolutely no language filter...I love it.
Ah yes, the antidote for the Big Sad. Jake and Amir.
Love it
After hearing Jake on NADDPOD for so long his face absolutly throws me each time.
omg i hate that this is so accurate now
And now all our interactions and content online are being scraped for the LLMs, Amir is a prophet.
They fucking predicted it
Is Pat wearing the shirt from New Shirt?
Cmon guys, there is literally NO WAY Amir doesn’t know Jake’s email.
oh the bit fro the offline song is from this video! how do you do, how do you do...
why does jake look like he is always about to laugh
cause he is
The Amir "nooo" at the end is the best.
Well amir was right about this one.. funny.
This is my favourite Jake and Amir yet.