Jake and Amir: Instagram

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  • @iPartySober
    @iPartySober 8 років тому +1559

    Any of Amir's monologues would be great auditions for acting parts.

  • @lyricspeople1234
    @lyricspeople1234 9 років тому +1187

    Facebook's robbin' ya, Instagram's rapin' ya, and MySpace -pop- it's givin' ya the old HOWD'YADOOOOO.

    • @darkartsdabbler2407
      @darkartsdabbler2407 9 років тому +14

      ***** Oh right, I forgot about followers. That currency that applies to nothing and also means nothing. I'll definitely go to your shady back ally of a website right away as I devote my entire existence to chalking up more followers.

    • @allie99524
      @allie99524 9 років тому

      +Kellye8578 Shut up

    • @darkartsdabbler2407
      @darkartsdabbler2407 9 років тому +3

      ***** Followers? You mean completely empty accounts?
      Would you suggest that a lonely person make a bunch of "friends" out of cardboard?

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 8 років тому +13

      +Dick Grayson He wants to become a freaking Jew billionaire.

    • @bobmcmarley6639
      @bobmcmarley6639 8 років тому +19

      +lyricspeople1234 holy shit. holy shit, what are you saying?

  • @kalebg.7507
    @kalebg.7507 8 років тому +908

    Do you think they got payed for the Doritos ad? or does Amir just love chips or some shit.

    • @kalebg.7507
      @kalebg.7507 8 років тому +76

      +Joseph Watson I know but it seems real or some shit

    • @indefinite115
      @indefinite115 8 років тому +66

      Think about it man, did he smile? If yes then he's doing it because he loves it.

    • @tsanjoubrahma7763
      @tsanjoubrahma7763 8 років тому +73

      The proof is in the smile and people only smile when they're happy

    • @badarthraya6113
      @badarthraya6113 7 років тому +68

      NizzyNizerson WOAH a billion dollars?!? Can I quote you on that?!?

    • @surelock3221
      @surelock3221 7 років тому +30

      But then that means Amir is a friggin jew billionaire?

  • @m0nkeywrench
    @m0nkeywrench 2 роки тому +218

    "Zark Fuckernerd" and "Those micey micey bastards" have to be some of my favourite Amir lines

    • @asecretone
      @asecretone Рік тому +3

      Micey Micey Bastards would be a great fantasy football team name

  • @Orchirollen
    @Orchirollen 6 років тому +458

    We should have listened to Amir...

  • @drewe51
    @drewe51 4 роки тому +97

    How are all of these so timeless?

  • @raccooncityhunk497
    @raccooncityhunk497 4 роки тому +369

    Every year or so I come back to watch a few of these videos.. There's an odd nostalgia, especially coming back across wonderful lines such as 'You really think Mark Zuckerberg wants to steal and then sell this photo of you planking at a candlelight vigil?' Even just topping it off with the Red Bull cherry, ah.
    Oh, holy crap.. It's been too long, ol' friends.

  • @zeauxster
    @zeauxster 3 роки тому +523

    7 years later and I still commit to calling the man Zark F***erberg 😂😂

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 3 роки тому +95

      Zark frickin Dinkenberg

    • @iadoregaga
      @iadoregaga 3 роки тому +5

      same

    • @chilldude30
      @chilldude30 2 роки тому +19

      Same
      He's pitting brother against brother!

    • @m0nkeywrench
      @m0nkeywrench 2 роки тому +25

      I have to admit I use "those micey micey bastards" in conversation more often that I should lol

    • @hannes2927
      @hannes2927 Рік тому

      *Zark Fuckernerd

  • @DorfLingus
    @DorfLingus 4 роки тому +118

    Planking at a candlelight vigil is the funniest shit I've ever heard

  • @poorsoftware
    @poorsoftware 11 років тому +500

    Anyone else on a Jake & Amir marathon right now?

    • @brunoclak
      @brunoclak 11 років тому +3

      yeah man

    • @theLegitHockeywiz
      @theLegitHockeywiz 11 років тому +4

      yup watch one watcha dozen

    • @brunoclak
      @brunoclak 11 років тому +8

      jake and amir is by far the best thing in college humor

    • @theLegitHockeywiz
      @theLegitHockeywiz 11 років тому +2

      Idk I love dire consequences and the POVs

    • @brunoclak
      @brunoclak 11 років тому +2

      i forgot about pov they should make them more often

  • @ryanearl8918
    @ryanearl8918 8 років тому +122

    I just want to say that that Allen Ginsberg quote meant nothing to me until this watching after we had talked about it in class. I feel like I actually learned something.

  • @samuelperezgarcia
    @samuelperezgarcia 4 роки тому +104

    Ever since one of the last episodes of the series, when they showed how loud Jake and Amir were to the rest of the office, I can't help thinking how obnoxious their arguing is. xD

    • @blakethornsbrough1528
      @blakethornsbrough1528 2 роки тому +11

      The milkman episodes the other half of the office wasn't even college humor. Ben Schwartz just comes yelling "Hail to the milkman, the milkman the milkman." Past people who are just trying to work.

    • @garbagecan9547
      @garbagecan9547 2 роки тому +2

      They’re making them again

  • @ayushmandey3611
    @ayushmandey3611 6 років тому +140

    So I guess Amir was right all along

  • @TheArchsage74
    @TheArchsage74 6 років тому +289

    Amir predicted the future yet again.

    • @cooldawg2009
      @cooldawg2009 2 роки тому +2

      How?

    • @TheArchsage74
      @TheArchsage74 2 роки тому +26

      @@cooldawg2009 I don't fucking know dude I made that comment 4 years ago. Who knows what miscellaneous hogwash was going through my head at that point

    • @BigDonkMongo
      @BigDonkMongo 2 роки тому +11

      @@TheArchsage74 holy hell you responded 4 years later what a champ

    • @arjunholmie
      @arjunholmie 2 роки тому

      @@cooldawg2009 Its pretty obvious how. Zark Fucker-nerd is indeed selling our data, including DM conversational data, to marketing companies for a fee. Do you not read the news

    • @jonathandb91
      @jonathandb91 2 роки тому +10

      Just like Zark freakin' Dinkenburg wanted you to!!!

  • @101xp
    @101xp 9 років тому +314

    That hat was supposed to be for Amir's friend Sale!

    • @thomasd3104
      @thomasd3104 9 років тому +7

      She's dead.

    • @alephbunchofnumbers
      @alephbunchofnumbers 9 років тому +22

      did i mention Sale was a goose?

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 8 років тому +11

      +Aleph Bot NO! Then all my questions would be about that! Why is he friends with a goose?

    • @101xp
      @101xp 8 років тому +3

      ***** You're a bot, dude!

    • @JimNotCarrey
      @JimNotCarrey 8 років тому +12

      Sal?

  • @blanktester
    @blanktester 9 років тому +19

    I love this episode for so many reasons, one of which (that I think doesn't get enough love) is that "Thomas Crown Affair" reference. Genius.

  • @doginabag5
    @doginabag5 8 років тому +694

    Does Jake's hat say 'For Sale', 'For Sal' or 'For Sam'?

  • @gregfix3333
    @gregfix3333 8 років тому +204

    "Billion! Nay, millions"

  • @norats122
    @norats122 6 років тому +76

    Bet Amir's feeling pretty smart right about now

  • @gggooodddyyy
    @gggooodddyyy 4 роки тому +31

    I love that despite their argument Jake puts on the hat while they fight

  • @Last_Respecter
    @Last_Respecter 4 роки тому +17

    I come back to watch this series every few months since the finale whenever one of their lines randomly pops up in my head. Today it was, “going to the mall NAH. Going to the mall HIGH”

  • @AndrewPonti
    @AndrewPonti 7 років тому +11

    This is one of my favorites because there are so many classic J&A quotes in this one - plus the execution is incredible!

  • @chilldude2239
    @chilldude2239 3 роки тому +15

    When Amir brings up the British Office, Jakes response makes me think hes done it many times before

  • @samcavanagh7993
    @samcavanagh7993 6 років тому +66

    this sketch is even more funny with all the facebook stuff going on now

    • @lordlossize
      @lordlossize 6 років тому

      yeah its bad but if you dont want them tampering with your info dont post it up there in the first place.

  • @ChiKinFlamer
    @ChiKinFlamer 9 років тому +26

    this is literally my favourite jake and amir of all time

  • @CamboyGDubbz
    @CamboyGDubbz 3 роки тому +5

    I'm watching this in 2021, and Amir is still firing off amazing social media content on the daily. Aged like wine.

  • @adnanqutifan3599
    @adnanqutifan3599 2 роки тому +46

    This episode aged so well with all the NFT stuff goin on😂

    • @letsmak3biscuits
      @letsmak3biscuits Рік тому

      Also AI art. Turns out they were coming for the art in Amir’s head.

    • @cometmoon4485
      @cometmoon4485 10 місяців тому +1

      NF cheese? NF cheese???

  • @Katloft
    @Katloft 8 років тому +16

    I don't know why I laugh so hard at "Do you watch the British Office?" "Don't ask me about the British Office." At 2:31

  • @jarvindriftwood
    @jarvindriftwood 3 роки тому +19

    I love that Jake deleted his twitter to one up Amir after he made fun of Jake's bad tweets. Yet Amir didn't delete his instagram after Jake openly tried to force him to. He took the high ground and openly wept.

  • @peachforce
    @peachforce 11 років тому +12

    Amir saying "I'm sad!" made me cry with laughter.

  • @MisterJohnLocke
    @MisterJohnLocke 8 років тому +68

    "and i'll take em down from the inside"

  • @s.o.k.1393
    @s.o.k.1393 4 роки тому +11

    I love how Amir brings up the British Office and the next thing he says is completely unrelated

    • @ΒασίληςΜπελούτσος
      @ΒασίληςΜπελούτσος 3 роки тому

      Yeah, but that's cause it's related to the previous lines, he's trying to compare his status to the Office. Still absurd though.

  • @crispyhundos
    @crispyhundos 2 роки тому +5

    4 years ago I watched this video and custom ordered a hat that says "For Sale" on it. Best decision of my life

  • @SeahawkSTRIKE
    @SeahawkSTRIKE 4 роки тому +18

    That moment when Amir was the first whistleblower on how Facebooks data collection is invasive

    • @jjmarr7130
      @jjmarr7130 3 роки тому +2

      No, everyone knew about it and they didn't care.

    • @SeahawkSTRIKE
      @SeahawkSTRIKE 3 роки тому

      @@jjmarr7130 its a joke chill tf out

  • @tiamta
    @tiamta 8 років тому +30

    I really want Charlie (Always Sunny) to meet Amir

    • @BigKicksMix
      @BigKicksMix 7 років тому +5

      tiamta Haha yeah except I reckon Charlie would get on with him at first but then even he'd realise what a psychopath he was 😂 - the episode would be like Charlie Leaves The Gang but then halfway through he'd walk in the bar going "Yep, he's a complete psychopath, he's an insane person"

  • @Benjumanjo
    @Benjumanjo 2 роки тому +11

    I said Zark Fuckernerd once to someone’s face and they didn’t even smile. Zark got to them first.

  • @thipan15
    @thipan15 9 років тому +95

    Was Pat wearing the new shirt?

    • @kevinfarrell9304
      @kevinfarrell9304 8 років тому +11

      +thipan15 that he was

    • @Gabeghouls
      @Gabeghouls 3 роки тому +2

      Just say “I know you know.”
      ....you know I know.

  • @wickedamoeba8719
    @wickedamoeba8719 7 років тому +2

    How am I just now finding this duo?! These two are amazing!

  • @TheBlarggle
    @TheBlarggle 11 років тому +3

    2:56 has got to be one of Amir's finest moments of clarity.

  • @jrjubach
    @jrjubach 10 років тому +81

    "All these freakin Jew billionaires!" LOLOL

    • @paul_warner
      @paul_warner 3 роки тому +2

      It's even better because both Jake and Amir are of Jewish heritage 😂

    • @jrjubach
      @jrjubach 3 роки тому +1

      @@paul_warner i know right lol!

  • @VanBurenOfficial
    @VanBurenOfficial 10 років тому +91

    This is sadly not too far off how some people think.

    • @ElementalLeaf
      @ElementalLeaf 10 років тому +14

      That's the best part about comedy. It allows you to parody real life events and issues in an exaggerated way to show the humor of it and make it satire

    • @MuffinSparkle
      @MuffinSparkle 10 років тому

      That damn Fuckerburg!

    • @andrew3606
      @andrew3606 10 років тому +7

      MuffinSparkle DINKLEBURG!!!!

    • @johnsteele9780
      @johnsteele9780 10 років тому +2

      lol

    • @ElementalLeaf
      @ElementalLeaf 10 років тому +7

      ^ Thirsty bitches man, thirsty bitches

  • @hotdog7583
    @hotdog7583 8 років тому +11

    dude this episode describes this show totally

  • @stormtrooperholds
    @stormtrooperholds 6 років тому +31

    He's a prophet! 2018!

  • @Regmuslima
    @Regmuslima 11 років тому +2

    Why have I waited so long to watch these guys? They're hilarious!

  • @xNickD337x
    @xNickD337x 6 років тому +19

    Amir knew what was going on early

  • @ramyap6410
    @ramyap6410 6 років тому +11

    OMG Pat's wearing that new shirt Jake got from Forever 21's unisex section upstairs and which Amir bought it too to be twinsies

  • @ethanpf449
    @ethanpf449 8 років тому +11

    Six years watching and I haven't seen this one

  • @historicalsongarchive
    @historicalsongarchive 10 років тому +8

    I love it when Jake says "Holy shit! Holy shit, what are you saying!"

  • @aakarshagarwal9774
    @aakarshagarwal9774 9 років тому +6

    I can watch this episode a million times and still laugh

  • @bobbygauvreau1402
    @bobbygauvreau1402 2 роки тому

    Ahhhh my usual Jake and Amir mood where I binge watch all their episodes. God I love the holidays.

  • @stephanies5281
    @stephanies5281 5 років тому +9

    So...Amir dreamt of a (painting of) the lower case 'f'
    👌😂 I love watching all these again

  • @Skiloose
    @Skiloose 9 місяців тому +3

    I once used “micey” in scrabble and used this video to convince my mom that it was a real word

  • @BBBBBBORED
    @BBBBBBORED 3 роки тому +4

    Anyone else watching this is 2021? 😂😂 Man I’m soooooo Old 😭😭😭😭

  • @hellahurts
    @hellahurts 11 років тому +1

    Everytime amir cries and Jake says you are a grown man, I roll...I always look forward to you guys uploading vids...ty so much

  • @devinanderson8368
    @devinanderson8368 9 років тому +71

    I'm sorry are we just gonna glaze over those micey micey bastards, that made me lose it, and again as I just read it lololol, I'm too high for J&A right now man, I'm uptoking myself to karma heaven.

    • @swadeEpic
      @swadeEpic 4 роки тому +1

      Devin Anderson dude, high Jake and Amir is best Jake and Amir

    • @jflanagan9696
      @jflanagan9696 4 роки тому +1

      You must be an ent that needs the uptokes, and I'm glad to provide.

  • @siemprerm2763
    @siemprerm2763 3 роки тому +3

    That start had me in tears Jake had enough 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @malikaismith1509
    @malikaismith1509 8 років тому +30

    For real though where can I get one of those hats??

    • @kylieh6304
      @kylieh6304 8 років тому +2

      off my dead body, the only way

    • @jmcb0089
      @jmcb0089 7 років тому +1

      It was his hat Mr Crabs, HE WAS NUMBER ONE

  • @isakmloyeni920
    @isakmloyeni920 Рік тому +2

    at the beggining jake was about to leave but truly he will never leave his soulmate

  • @ImSquiggs
    @ImSquiggs 4 роки тому +28

    I really want a plain white hat that says "FOR SALE"
    EDIT: You literally cannot search for "white baseball cap for sale" and get anything that has the words "for sale" on it... this reminds me of the time I was looking for a list of Brand New albums

    • @ImSquiggs
      @ImSquiggs 4 роки тому +5

      Still want that hat.

    • @NapanTR
      @NapanTR 4 роки тому +2

      Some websites allow to "customize hats"
      Search for that

    • @realemaskye286
      @realemaskye286 3 роки тому +2

      @@ImSquiggs did u get the hat?

    • @ImSquiggs
      @ImSquiggs 2 роки тому +1

      @@realemaskye286 Never got the hat... still want the hat...

    • @LawandOrderCyraxxVictimsUnit
      @LawandOrderCyraxxVictimsUnit Рік тому

      I'm sure if you looked up custom white trucker hats you'd find something

  • @MA-naconitor
    @MA-naconitor 6 років тому +3

    I always crack up, when I see Amir instantly crying

  • @karldejong5731
    @karldejong5731 6 років тому +7

    amir called it.

  • @AndrewPonti
    @AndrewPonti Рік тому +3

    "Art in my Head" - I think Amir ALSO predicted NFTs LOLOL

  • @oliverlitt113
    @oliverlitt113 9 років тому +7

    @2:54 caught Jake holding back a laugh

  • @srijansrivastava4522
    @srijansrivastava4522 6 років тому +15

    They knew.

  • @PumbusBungus
    @PumbusBungus 6 років тому +6

    This video is somehow EXTREMELY relevant now

  • @IamAweiner17
    @IamAweiner17 11 років тому +1

    I've seen this episode like 20 times...it's one of the best J&A videos

  • @Goatchild90
    @Goatchild90 10 років тому +8

    1:31 That "Howl" reference tho

  • @Jono1982
    @Jono1982 11 років тому +1

    Best Jake and Amir episode yet!

  • @jackmills9905
    @jackmills9905 4 роки тому +5

    Lost it at "I'm being Thomas Crown affair'd"

  • @Herolix1
    @Herolix1 11 років тому +1

    The guy who calls 'Amir' plays in the movie "Harold& Kumar' :-D LOL

  • @hectorcoronel4283
    @hectorcoronel4283 6 років тому +8

    Wait, 2013? I thought this was recent.

  • @jackwhite6637
    @jackwhite6637 11 років тому

    I've been waiting for an Instagram Jake and Amir for TOO LONG!

  • @psolo3
    @psolo3 5 років тому +3

    Top 5 episode for sure

  • @scottwhiting254
    @scottwhiting254 4 роки тому +1

    I love that Pat is wearing Jake (and Amir’s) new shirt

  • @the-boring-car-guy
    @the-boring-car-guy Рік тому +5

    0:32 Amir is actually on to something here

  • @beeebread23
    @beeebread23 11 років тому +1

    Hey, I've seen that statue before! You guys are from Marianopolis aren't you? It was used during your CRC robotics 2010 contest video am I right?... :c

  • @virg0_lem0nade
    @virg0_lem0nade 2 роки тому +4

    "you'll make a martyr of me"
    cracks me up every single time

  • @xivirielsatori7585
    @xivirielsatori7585 11 років тому +1

    YAY, this is a good one. Best in awhile, bring the magic back!

  • @jacksanner2021
    @jacksanner2021 6 років тому +6

    Wow Amir called Zark freakin Dinkenberg stealing your shit

  • @MrMac7861
    @MrMac7861 11 років тому +2

    One of the best epi ever! Lmao! Love this

  • @rj_ramon
    @rj_ramon 9 років тому +3

    Genius episode.

  • @ClaireDawson10
    @ClaireDawson10 11 років тому +2

    Jake and Amir will always be my favourite thing on the Internet.

  • @nicktheavatar_
    @nicktheavatar_ 10 років тому +9

    Amir's silent wow xD

  • @ManDanners
    @ManDanners 3 роки тому

    I love that this is getting recommended after the recent Instagram changes. Thanks.

  • @Shrugboatt
    @Shrugboatt 6 років тому +3

    Funny looking back at this now with the whole Facebook selling your information thing going on

  • @bpeterson82
    @bpeterson82 11 років тому

    Thanks for this, I may have missed it when I watched the video myself.

  • @Jyros383
    @Jyros383 10 років тому +12

    409 people got the ole "How Do You Do"

  • @finfi1ms
    @finfi1ms 9 років тому +1

    Amir has absolutely no language filter...I love it.

  • @In.Gy.
    @In.Gy. Рік тому +6

    Ah yes, the antidote for the Big Sad. Jake and Amir.

  • @acedaggie15
    @acedaggie15 4 роки тому +1

    After hearing Jake on NADDPOD for so long his face absolutly throws me each time.

  • @bekahshamblin9667
    @bekahshamblin9667 6 років тому +5

    omg i hate that this is so accurate now

  • @Zoulstorm
    @Zoulstorm Рік тому +1

    And now all our interactions and content online are being scraped for the LLMs, Amir is a prophet.

  • @KuSaiki
    @KuSaiki 6 років тому +6

    They fucking predicted it

  • @concertedreaction
    @concertedreaction 5 років тому +2

    Is Pat wearing the shirt from New Shirt?

  • @GaffsNotLaffs
    @GaffsNotLaffs Рік тому +2

    Cmon guys, there is literally NO WAY Amir doesn’t know Jake’s email.

  • @deborahstephens863
    @deborahstephens863 4 роки тому +1

    oh the bit fro the offline song is from this video! how do you do, how do you do...

  • @jackbrancati5294
    @jackbrancati5294 8 років тому +4

    why does jake look like he is always about to laugh

  • @robertanderson4921
    @robertanderson4921 Рік тому

    The Amir "nooo" at the end is the best.

  • @bouncingwalrus
    @bouncingwalrus 6 років тому +5

    Well amir was right about this one.. funny.

  • @alexvesel1
    @alexvesel1 11 років тому

    This is my favourite Jake and Amir yet.