If I Were You: Pizza Toppings

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  • Опубліковано 27 сер 2020
  • A clip from this week's If I Were You in which Geoff, Reilly, Jake and Amir discuss their favorite pizza toppings. And don't forget the sauce!
    headgum.com/if-i-were-you/449...

КОМЕНТАРІ • 82

  • @nickhy9223
    @nickhy9223 2 роки тому +182

    An underrated technique in this clip is Geoff deliberately moving on from the joke and steering the conversation back into mundane toppings banter in order to give Amir the opportunity to interrupt again and develop the joke. The diva actually interrupts Jake mid-sentence twice for this purpose. Great initiative and great setup.

    • @flipdiesel9652
      @flipdiesel9652 Рік тому +9

      I 100% agree, he’s so good at improv

    • @JeremyHoffman
      @JeremyHoffman Рік тому +18

      "keep waxing pizza" is such a funny way to phrase it, too

    • @KyanNezhad
      @KyanNezhad Рік тому +3

      They're so fucking good with each other man

  • @noahfeingold8362
    @noahfeingold8362 3 роки тому +177

    I love that Jake, who has known Amir for 10+ years, still cracks up as much as Geoffrey and Reilly

    • @Gooner184
      @Gooner184 3 роки тому +6

      Way longer than 10+ years, but yeah

    • @iblame_nargles
      @iblame_nargles 2 роки тому +27

      @@Gooner184 What do you think the + means?

    • @pinballvestbear
      @pinballvestbear 2 роки тому +8

      @@Gooner184 "way longer than 10+ years" so you mean 10+ years?

  • @beepain6005
    @beepain6005 3 роки тому +213

    I watch this video a lot.

  • @jesserobkin
    @jesserobkin 2 роки тому +59

    this is one of the funniest bits amir has done, maybe ever

  • @AltafNanavati
    @AltafNanavati 3 роки тому +70

    the best part is seeing the first 7 seconds where Amir is contorting is face

    • @dylanmonstrum1538
      @dylanmonstrum1538 2 роки тому +3

      HAHAHAHA The part where he's working himself up to say it

  • @AltafNanavati
    @AltafNanavati 2 роки тому +48

    I want "I like a sauce" to be on a shirt so bad. With a crude drawing of Amir as popeye

    • @mattkinzy
      @mattkinzy 2 роки тому

      I’d buy 14 of them

    • @elliotkeil6063
      @elliotkeil6063 11 місяців тому +3

      A chipmunk with a can of spinach and a corncob pipe of sorts

  • @xX88B88Xx
    @xX88B88Xx 10 місяців тому +13

    I now always ask my waiter to make sure my pizza is sliced up, reallll nice.

  • @guilhermecalland489
    @guilhermecalland489 3 роки тому +44

    I've watched this like, a bad amount of times.

  • @theskeletongang
    @theskeletongang 2 роки тому +11

    that's the best way to eat
    it
    sliced up
    real nice

  • @LyghtWaves
    @LyghtWaves 3 роки тому +80

    I knew they'd turn it into this this this this nuclear bomb of me!

    • @brandonallen2301
      @brandonallen2301 3 роки тому +4

      why are they giving him the silent treatmat

    • @Mrsemir100
      @Mrsemir100 3 роки тому +3

      listen man
      i just wanna do things that makes me smile of you

  • @beepain6005
    @beepain6005 3 роки тому +29

    Waxing pizza is my favorite pair of words

    • @JeremyHoffman
      @JeremyHoffman 3 роки тому +6

      Geoffrey is really good at constructing interesting sentences. He's wise beyond his years. That's probably why he's wearing the robe.

  • @flipdiesel9652
    @flipdiesel9652 2 місяці тому +2

    “CAN YOU MAKE SURE ITS IN A CIRCLE SHAPE????”
    🤣 😆 😂

  • @jspr1272
    @jspr1272 3 роки тому +74

    Reilly Anspaugh is a national treasure. Gosh that laugh is contagious.

    • @wolfgangouille
      @wolfgangouille Рік тому +3

      She is a dime of sorts.

    • @jspr1272
      @jspr1272 Рік тому +2

      @@wolfgangouille a saucer of jorts

    • @kidyuki1
      @kidyuki1 Рік тому +1

      @@jspr1272 Don't call them saucers

    • @jspr1272
      @jspr1272 Рік тому

      @@kidyuki1 it statistically, probably doesn't contain any meat!

  • @ejoshcoron
    @ejoshcoron 3 роки тому +15

    Headgum needs to make a shirt that says "CHEEEEZZZE PLEASSSE!"

  • @AltTakeshc
    @AltTakeshc 27 днів тому +1

    Of all of Amir's elderly outbursts, this is certainly one of them

  • @MrShakespere
    @MrShakespere 2 роки тому +4

    I don't know why or how, but I keep on coming back here

  • @benlittleforest
    @benlittleforest 2 роки тому +7

    CHEEZE PLEASE…. and dont forget the SAUCE

  • @tylergee3043
    @tylergee3043 3 роки тому +23

    "AND A WHOLE LACK OF SAUCE"

    • @tylergee3043
      @tylergee3043 3 роки тому +8

      I no longer support this joke...

    • @Jacksonisonfirealive
      @Jacksonisonfirealive 3 роки тому

      Oh God where is that from, I've been trying to remember

    • @atkingofhearts
      @atkingofhearts 3 роки тому +2

      @@Jacksonisonfirealive it’s from Jake and Amir watch Jake and Amir with Thomas Middleditch, where they watch Doobs part 1 and 3.

    • @RacleandRaHill
      @RacleandRaHill 3 роки тому

      @@tylergee3043 :( unfortunately

    • @jeremiahbaugh8195
      @jeremiahbaugh8195 Рік тому

      @@tylergee3043 what why?

  • @Jessedoespoo
    @Jessedoespoo 4 місяці тому +1

    Sliced up real nice sounds like the Joker

  • @Julian-jd5yj
    @Julian-jd5yj 2 місяці тому +1

    You can tell the quarantine was getting to them lmao

  • @christyguy59
    @christyguy59 3 роки тому +19

    I like it cooked!

  • @xxgracefallenxx
    @xxgracefallenxx 3 роки тому +4

    I just now saw this and i've actually died. please send flowers to my loved ones

  • @chrisbyerly
    @chrisbyerly 5 місяців тому

    Years later I’m looking up this specific part because it still makes me laugh

  • @sk8bit_game
    @sk8bit_game 3 місяці тому

    Why dont these 4 have a regular pod together?? I listened to the review revue airport lounges of them today its CLASSIC

  • @ejoshcoron
    @ejoshcoron 3 роки тому +36

    It's criminal that there's not a video version of The Headgum Podcast

    • @the-boring-car-guy
      @the-boring-car-guy 2 роки тому +44

      HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. ASS. ua-cam.com/video/bf_hfXdoFKE/v-deo.html

    • @iblame_nargles
      @iblame_nargles 2 роки тому +33

      *EVERYBODY*
      *EVERYBODY*

    • @blushingfrieza
      @blushingfrieza 2 роки тому +13

      @@iblame_nargles let's get it started in HAAAAA

  • @NotHeresrsly
    @NotHeresrsly 2 роки тому +10

    Like, I'm sure it would ruin it, or be boring or something, but every time I rewatch this, I just... Need to know why Amir did that at all?

  • @ejoshcoron
    @ejoshcoron 3 роки тому +6

    Amir is a National Treasure 2, so not quite a National Treasure

  • @DivaRoach
    @DivaRoach 2 роки тому

    Your best work

  • @williambjork2777
    @williambjork2777 Рік тому +1

    I’ve watched this a sad amount of times

  • @TaylerPhillips
    @TaylerPhillips 2 роки тому +7

    NFCheeeeeeeeese

  • @MrWeazlebee
    @MrWeazlebee 3 роки тому +6

    ye... gimme a pizza and make it BONELESS

  • @spencertoussaint4112
    @spencertoussaint4112 Рік тому

    Technically sauce and cheese can be an after cooked topping like ranch and Parmesan cheese etc

  • @awesomeguy2009
    @awesomeguy2009 3 роки тому +3

    Green pepper, spicy sausage and onions, ya *bunions!*
    I don't hate or like pineapple on pizza. If it's the only pizza there, I'll eat it but I'll never be willing order it for myself lmaoo

    • @dylanmonstrum1538
      @dylanmonstrum1538 2 роки тому

      Pineapple chunks on pizza is horrible. But if you get a little thin layer of crushed pineapple, it's actually pretty okay

  • @aetchum
    @aetchum 3 роки тому +2

    Where'd Geoff get the coat? I need one.

  • @KyanNezhad
    @KyanNezhad Рік тому

    These guys are so in sync man

  • @matthew7306
    @matthew7306 2 роки тому +1

    Anchovies

  • @jordanclist
    @jordanclist 2 роки тому +1

    I LIKE A SAAAAAAAUCE

  • @RiskyBiiscuit
    @RiskyBiiscuit 2 роки тому +1

    What episode is this again

  • @davidpugh5826
    @davidpugh5826 2 роки тому

    Wow this clip is cut too short. Gotta wait for the sprinkles.

  • @122gogreen
    @122gogreen 2 роки тому +3

    no offense but geoffrey is a beautiful man

  • @indyphillipconner6252
    @indyphillipconner6252 3 роки тому

    Are you and Jake ever returning to college humor to do more Jake & Amir skits

    • @benjones3979
      @benjones3979 3 роки тому +7

      They own the rights to it now so who knows

    • @mustyshitlap
      @mustyshitlap 3 роки тому +2

      Check out headgum!

    • @af8808
      @af8808 2 роки тому

      I'm not sure if the current College humor audience would even get Jake and Amir

  • @Spewgo
    @Spewgo 2 роки тому +1

    This is probably the most foul video on the internet

    • @JaxonBurn
      @JaxonBurn Рік тому

      Fowl* as in, a murmur post.

  • @homebattleoffice5140
    @homebattleoffice5140 2 місяці тому

    Don't forget the sauuuuuuuuce....