+Ben Dick Haha how do they come up with this. I watched this video early today and that joke kept spooking through my mind. Came back to rewatch it and was glad to see you and 104 upvoters found it funny aswell. haha
You did great Micky, you really shined today Micky. I genuinely believe you're going to make the big time Micky. Here we go Micky, you're nominated for an Oscar Micky. Are you ready Micky, do you have your tailored tux Micky? Drumroll please, and the Academy Award goes to... SOMEONE ELSE! Sorry Micky, you're shit Micky. Why do you think you were invited? It was so we could all make fun of you Micky. Security will show you out.
“It doesn’t matter which of my clients makes the cheese ‘cause I’m still eating crackers like we’re puttin’ on the ritz!” That line is genuinely really clever and funny
U know we all have ears, right? U know we hav a good enough memory to remember the line till the end, right? So y in the world would we need u to repeat it for us
Hamzah Sajjad I do love both of those characters too, but there's something about the way mickey keeps going with whatever Amir's doing, regardless of how many times he's tricked, just gives him the edge. Also the fact we've still never actually seen him, that's quite funny.
My dad works in exports and one time he mentioned Maersk and I restated the line about being the largest dry shipping container company and he was impressed at my coyness
***** the comment system works fine.....if people would stop just responding to the trolls, they'd get no attention to move those comments up. But, human nature says we must make matters worse apparently.
“He knows his own name” Amir continues to look right at Jake unwavering as he says Mickey 100 more times playing his mind games with Mickey on the phone, Jake just facepalms 😂
I just can never get over the "You are no" line because it's the same reaction Jake had to the last email they read on their podcast on the episode titled "Military Men"!
Manden sure, because racism and forcing others to pay for your being racist is the best way to solve americas problems. then again, what should i expect from a nation who only got where they were because they enslaved one race and caused genocide to another?
Fucking christ, I actually had tears from laughing. These haven't been quite so funny lately but this one just takes the cake and fucks the baker. Very swell.
i can’t explain it but Sysops for Maersk is one of the funniest j&a lines of all time
I just scrolled to the comments to say this after laughing loudly for a good 30s at that one 😅😅😅
I was just driving home a few minutes ago and saw a “Mærsk” truck, started cracking up immediately thinking of that line.
"She know who did it??"
I fantasize that the sentence “She knew who did sysops for Maersk” was the seed for the skit and they just built the rest around that.
Because it has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with Jake and Amir's daily life or job.
i like how minnie doesn’t even know what sysops means, yet knows who does it for mærsk lmfao
The line doesn't make any sense and I love it
_something went wrong_
but then there's always the likelihood that she just never heard the abbreviated form 🤷♀
@@nicklespale22 what? the whole joke is that she didn't know the abbreviated term. What else would it mean?
@@niccster1061if you have to ask then you don’t know.
We’re going all in on GameStop, Mickey.
aaaand you're broke, mickey.
@@coolbones you held for too long mickey!!!
@@RCARD-pz2et This thread made me smile so hard. This show defined my adolescence lmao
@@iadoregaga same tbh. I remember watching these videos all day everyday
@@iadoregaga It made you smile of you?
"She knew who did sys-ops for Maersk?"
Then just do "Maersk"
***** because that's what's on their containers and on their website. It's the English spelling.
+Ajax Rekless æèææ
That's a straight up Seinfeld line if I've ever heard one
+Ben Dick Haha how do they come up with this. I watched this video early today and that joke kept spooking through my mind. Came back to rewatch it and was glad to see you and 104 upvoters found it funny aswell. haha
"Mickey, my friend!" is my favorite Jake & Amir running gag
Hunter Elgren mine is *BEN!*
TheSecondBeef den? Dan?
@@MyBlogsTV Ban?
Mine is his cousin
“Minnie, my friend!”
The wolf of wall street in less than 4 minutes
Smoothly
For the wolf
You did great Micky, you really shined today Micky. I genuinely believe you're going to make the big time Micky. Here we go Micky, you're nominated for an Oscar Micky. Are you ready Micky, do you have your tailored tux Micky? Drumroll please, and the Academy Award goes to... SOMEONE ELSE! Sorry Micky, you're shit Micky. Why do you think you were invited? It was so we could all make fun of you Micky. Security will show you out.
“It doesn’t matter which of my clients makes the cheese ‘cause I’m still eating crackers like we’re puttin’ on the ritz!”
That line is genuinely really clever and funny
It’s such an underrated line
can you explain it to me? it sounds cool but i don't understand it
@@lightningmcdweeb cheese means money and Ritz is a type of cracker but putting on the Ritz also has connotations with glamour
@@IfIHadMyTimeAgain wow
@@lightningmcdweeb ritz are a type of cracker that typically has cheese in them. And cheese can mean money.
Here's a line I never thought would make me laugh: "She knew who did sysops for Maersk?" Well played.
Cracked me up hard
The fact that Minnie knew who did sys-ops for Maersk kills me every time😂😂😂. That might be my favorite line in this series
"All your clients are food" is way funnier than it probably should be
the delivery on it was hilarious
It’s too good
amir may have brought a poncho for a joke, but at least he didn't take a can of gravy to a double date...
piggyhoyahoya this one and that one have my two favorite lines ever, “during you’re here” and “she knew who does sys ops for maersk”
"You went to a bodega and bought gravy for THIS? You're the weakest link..."
@@cactusmalone and this GRAAVY
I sometimes forget how incredible the writing was for this series! They rock.
6 year old comment. I think it's time for a rewatch!
"You are no." - best insult ever.
"You don't think I can walk this deal over to Hamburger? You don't think I can trike it over to Lasagna?"
+Laurence Jackson "Trike?"
+Sam S "You are no"
Super Cuts trike?
U know we all have ears, right? U know we hav a good enough memory to remember the line till the end, right? So y in the world would we need u to repeat it for us
All your clients are belong to us.
Betcha didn’t think it would end with a meme at least a decade old
8 years later and I still can't explain how clever this sketch is. The writing is fucking incredible but i can't explain it.
barely 10 seconds in and the "banana" bit had me laughing
C H O D E W R A N G L E R The best part is Jake’s reaction
I'm not being goofy, Minnie. Lol!
“NO WAY!”
That was bars
"I got a tip so hot I call it Satan's foreskin." LOL Great writing. Woody Allen level there.
One of my favourite J&A lines 😂
What happened?
*BUHNENUH*
Bad job of mocking me, you think I said banana??
I chuckle every time at "I'm not being goofy, Minnie"
"Mickey's married to Minnie?"
"I'm not being Goofy, Minnie!"
Pure gold
He should have also said "This will shoot you all the way to Pluto, Minnie!"
I wish they would remake Uncut Gems with Amir
That is a really interesting thought
I can honestly say I never thought Adolf Hitler, Satan's foreskin, Mickey and Minnie, and stock markets would all be mentioned in a 4 min video
Not to mention sys-ops for Maersk
You've never been present for a Disney boardroom meeting...
"What was that about the weird client meeting place?"
"The circus?"
"Yea, it's a full body high"
That KILLED me! hahaha
Mickey is my favourite recurring character from J&A.
Really, not Doobs or ben swartz
lol mine to just because of how happy he gets in the pour fashion he treats him
Hamzah Sajjad I do love both of those characters too, but there's something about the way mickey keeps going with whatever Amir's doing, regardless of how many times he's tricked, just gives him the edge. Also the fact we've still never actually seen him, that's quite funny.
My dad works in exports and one time he mentioned Maersk and I restated the line about being the largest dry shipping container company and he was impressed at my coyness
Does he know who does sysops for Maersk?
@@70sman of course, he has an in with Copenhagen
And then he frickin moved
"You are no."
i was trying to sell high, to no avail
I’ve been randomly having thoughts come into my head over the past 8 years of sys ops for mersk and I never realized what it was from until now
That's hilarious!
she knew who did sys ops for maersk?
pranayrai yeah, but who doesn't know who does sys ops for Maersk
+Dark Arts Dabbler ikr
But didn't know what "sys ops" was
i don't know why but this is one of the funniest lines
Jason Li this is easily the best jake and amir line ever written
Amir is the entire reddit thread that's happening right now
All the early comments are so positive... why can't things stay that way? :(
It is certainly grand.
Because the youtube commenting system is dumb and moves up most responded comments, so the ones that are trolls or negative.
***** the comment system works fine.....if people would stop just responding to the trolls, they'd get no attention to move those comments up. But, human nature says we must make matters worse apparently.
***** No it doesn't. It makes complete sense to have best rated comments at the top. Not most responded.
bitch
I wonder how non-english speaking people would understand this.
with a lot of difficulty
Yaw I can understand my mickeys. No need to be english.
***** the username was already taken. ;)
***** I really dislike Google+, and I use it as a username other places also, so it's convenient.
My first language is English and I had a hard time understanding what was going on, Mickey
Amir leading the GME charge
Amir bought GME
Sounds like he shorted it
very prescient observations by amir
Wonder why this came back into my recommended
“He knows his own name”
Amir continues to look right at Jake unwavering as he says Mickey 100 more times playing his mind games with Mickey on the phone, Jake just facepalms 😂
She knew who did sysops for Maersk but didn't know what sysops was
I have a weird... ear
Luke Evans I love that little pause he puts between the last two words.
i know
"Bad job of mocking me. You think I said BANANA?!?" AAHAHAHHA
every single piece of dialogue in this episode is genius
Damn Amir has screwed Mickey's life up more than he has Jake's
I think about the *"banana"* bit everyday since I saw this 4 years ago
This is the most brilliant sketch I've ever seen. Literally. I can't even breathe, holy shit xD
Its so funny he makes eye contact with Jake while saying "you wanna be a billionaire Mickey" as if hes responding to Jake's dialogue
Been watching these guys since they were in collage!
college
yeah it was weird that they were in a collage, especially when they were in college
Maybe he was doing an impression of Amir?
Dat shh kray. Funny as fook though!
Clearly you didn't go to college*
this is my favourite episode of jake and amir - the sys ops joke is one of the funniest jokes i've heard on this channel
Another marvellous episode of Jake and Amir. The greatest CH show to have ever aired!
This is it. This is my favorite Jake and Amir episode of all time.
I just can never get over the "You are no" line because it's the same reaction Jake had to the last email they read on their podcast on the episode titled "Military Men"!
“Micky’s married to Minny?”
“Don’t be goofy with me Minny”
Woah! Huge quality upgrade! Favorite series on UA-cam for about a Year now! Keep it up!
Thank u for popping back up in my recommended when I need u ❤
God DAMN that was good. The payoff for the long jokes makes it all worth it.
she knew who did sysops for maersk is my all time favorite jake and amir joke
He should have called his broker. Rick Fox.
he was up VIG
WE NEED A 2021 SEQUEL STAT!!
Love this! Jake and Amir skits are the best, hilarious writing and brilliant acting.
3:00 "You are no."
Lots of people following Amir's advice these past few weeks.
I showed this video to my gf and now any time I say anything she responds “BANANA” in that goofy voice
This is one of my favorite videos in a long time from these guys.
I think this is the best Jake and Amir episode ever
LOL I love how informed Mini was
Amir sounded like Seinfeld when he was making the poncho joke lol
i dont like mickey. hes married to minnie and hes voting for donald
+lordlossize “Enclave” GG Haha nice
Donald is the best candidate, unfortunately.
Manden sure, because racism and forcing others to pay for your being racist is the best way to solve americas problems.
then again, what should i expect from a nation who only got where they were because they enslaved one race and caused genocide to another?
lordlossize GG hahahahahahahahahahaha
+lordlossize “Enclave” GG
Someone explain the "racism".
Am 12 and I like this music
"You are no" - possibly my fave jake and amir quote of all time
YES finally getting back to the classic J&A a bit more! Keep it up
Not sure how i got back here... but 2020 ain't the same without you, Jake and Amir
The quality on these videos are so amazing 480p looks amazing!
This one was awesome!
"He knows his name!" hahaha
One of my favorite j&a bits is "did you bring ______ just for that joke?"
Fucking christ, I actually had tears from laughing. These haven't been quite so funny lately but this one just takes the cake and fucks the baker. Very swell.
Only good thing left on this channel
Google guy is still here
Tevron Rose exactly proving ben10 point only good thing left
So most of CH's subscribers like annoying and repetitive content?
support this 110%
In the arms of an angel,
Fly awaaaay from here...
This is a great episode aaaaand great memory. 💔
This needs to be on their 'Jake and Amir watch' Patreon
"What happened?"
"BANANA!"
"Mickie is married to Minnie?"
To be honest, that is the only part of this call that actually makes sense.
By far one of my favorite eps
That banana line shouldn’t have made me laugh as much as it did.
Whenever I’m feeling down I open my “Mickey my friend” playlist.
This is fucking incredible. The back and forth is fucking great.
this is the BEST Mickey conversation in the entire series
It seems like these skits are picking up again.
Thank god.
"Banana"
Laughed a lot on this one! Keep it up!
This episode is pure gold 😂
My cheeks hurt so much, you have no idea how much i love this show
Amir said hold that thought before the phone started ringing, he's a wizard, a warlock
This might be my favorite one
holy shit. don't think I've seen this one before. I am amaze of myself.
*robinhood telling people they sold their $GME
I dont think I've laughed so hard at a Jake and Amir for a long time
I'm not being goofie Minnie. hahahahahahaah
"Let me gues-"
"Mickey my friend!"
Possibly the best episode yet!
I have a weird...ear!
My favourite episode
If you can’t handle me doing asides…. 😂😂
That was my favorite part!
One of the best episodes.
When I die I want this video to play at my wake. MAybe the best one ever!!