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  • @naciraassabir8963
    @naciraassabir8963 4 роки тому +3701

    Patriot act : discusses heavy issues like mental health, elections, video game industry
    Also *Patriot* *act* : How do we fit bed sheets though.

    • @tq7821
      @tq7821 4 роки тому +3

      Dumbass Central yaaaas

    • @fricketyfracktraintrack
      @fricketyfracktraintrack 4 роки тому +20

      Also also Patriot Act: Cereal segregation shaming is real and a problem

    • @LifeIsSweetBaby
      @LifeIsSweetBaby 4 роки тому +6

      Never mind making your bed & putting the fitted sheet on. WHO can FOLD the freshly washed & dried fitted sheet???

    • @LifeLostSoul
      @LifeLostSoul 4 роки тому +3

      @@LifeIsSweetBaby
      The goddess of 2019 Marie Kondo
      ua-cam.com/video/0MLE-8U4c2A/v-deo.html

    • @naciraassabir8963
      @naciraassabir8963 4 роки тому +2

      @@LifeIsSweetBaby omg that too.. 😑

  • @Dan-wh7bo
    @Dan-wh7bo 4 роки тому +1857

    Hassan cares for us and keeps posting deep cuts time to time
    everyone liked that

    • @priyathegamer7653
      @priyathegamer7653 3 роки тому

      Yep

    • @Dan-wh7bo
      @Dan-wh7bo 3 роки тому +1

      @@priyathegamer7653 how did i get 1.6k likes lmao thanks for reminding this comment :)

    • @abdulllllahhh
      @abdulllllahhh 2 роки тому

      @@Dan-wh7bo 6 month reminder

    • @superduper5949
      @superduper5949 2 роки тому

      Everytime i see these clips it feels like i am on a date with a him and i would laugh or smile at just about anything he says coz he is so damn hot😅😂😂

  • @vasudha6857
    @vasudha6857 4 роки тому +1377

    Two things Hasan HAS to mention in every episode :
    1. Cereal and milk
    2. SAT score

  • @CoolBeansGG
    @CoolBeansGG 4 роки тому +402

    I have a feeling Hassan's wife schooled him for not making his bed in the morning and he is looking for solutions.

  • @sanjanazaman5745
    @sanjanazaman5745 4 роки тому +2274

    hasan: what if you are alone and
    a guy comes to your house.......
    audience: just shaking their heads aggressively

  • @nandinisingh4965
    @nandinisingh4965 4 роки тому +536

    actually my grandpa was the one who introduced me to this show.

    • @joeljeshurun1918
      @joeljeshurun1918 4 роки тому +8

      Hasan is an old man.

    • @leonmeyers7009
      @leonmeyers7009 4 роки тому +9

      Guy Fieri? 😂

    • @Paqcar
      @Paqcar 4 роки тому +2

      Lol, how did that happen?

    • @mostertj8199
      @mostertj8199 4 роки тому +5

      Didn't expect from indian grandparents!!!!!
      Unless u r an NRI

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 4 роки тому +5

      You got a cool grandpa, hope you make time for him from time to time.

  • @p4rzival127
    @p4rzival127 4 роки тому +976

    NO ONE:
    ABSOLUTELY NO ONE:
    HASAN: eau de toilette

    • @TheStecknadeln7
      @TheStecknadeln7 4 роки тому +65

      Ew the toilet

    • @TheStecknadeln7
      @TheStecknadeln7 4 роки тому +8

      @M S I know :) I just found it funny how he pronounced it 🙈

    • @amyill9280
      @amyill9280 4 роки тому +4

      @M S It was painful for me to hear his pronunciation 🤣. And you also probably noticed that he pronounced every single word in "eau de toilette" wrong 😂

    • @beeque
      @beeque 4 роки тому

      It's different now, but most Indian people didn't listen to how the words are meant to be read aloud, and English is a mongrelised language with a variety of different language rootwords.
      Since Indians didn't have the confidence of Americans to just phonetically change the spellings of words we were taught through texts our colonial rulers brought over, we're pretty literal in our pronunciations. Hence, eeww dee toilette. There's lots of us who still misread that.

    • @amyill9280
      @amyill9280 4 роки тому +1

      @@beeque Lol don't worry about it. He didn't mispronounce it because of his ethnicity. Most Americans in general wouldn't know how to pronounce it. Most of them aren't even exposed to the words at all (like me). Honestly, the only reason I knew how to pronounce it is that I lived in France for awhile and stopped by a perfume store over there.

  • @loreleipevensie
    @loreleipevensie 4 роки тому +372

    Normal People: What is the meaning of life?
    Me: Does Kanye West count as a Kardashian?

  • @amalzuhair4495
    @amalzuhair4495 4 роки тому +391

    For the amount of movement Hasan makes his hair barely even sways like how much gel is lathered on that head. Do guys even still use gel? Most of the guys I know don’t maybe it’s a NY thing.

    • @muzicloverarya
      @muzicloverarya 4 роки тому +59

      It's just coconut oil, I gues he had told about it in one of the deep cuts

    • @rubalasuresh04
      @rubalasuresh04 4 роки тому +30

      Coconut oil and your hair obeys.

    • @ginnyweasley5812
      @ginnyweasley5812 4 роки тому +66

      He said for the show he uses pomade else it's coconut oil and prayers

    • @amalzuhair4495
      @amalzuhair4495 4 роки тому +3

      Queen in the North oh that makes sense cause coconut oil is great but the smell isn’t that pleasing

  • @xanderjames6510
    @xanderjames6510 4 роки тому +358

    The Patriot Act - Where parents and grandparents go to get their life.

    • @ShermThursby
      @ShermThursby 4 роки тому +4

      xander, you omitted one word, according to the parents and grandparents I contacted; 'together' as in- "get their life together".

  • @janinebean4276
    @janinebean4276 4 роки тому +393

    As a Canadian, favourite IS the correct spelling.
    Also it’s pronounced like “oh” de toilette, not “ew” 😂😂😂

    • @fizzybizzy3790
      @fizzybizzy3790 4 роки тому +13

      As a Canadian and Brit, I concur.

    • @hickyxnicky411
      @hickyxnicky411 4 роки тому +18

      As a random person from the Commonwealth I also agree

    • @stefaniedc1128
      @stefaniedc1128 4 роки тому +16

      yeah, dunno why americans are constantly telling themselves their way is the only way. fuckin annoying.

    • @Paqcar
      @Paqcar 4 роки тому +1

      I’m Canadian, but I still prefer spelling it "favorite"

    • @velund
      @velund 4 роки тому +8

      lol not all Americans mispronounce French words and I’m sure he was just kidding about the spelling. I’m aware that American English has been modified for whatever reasons.

  • @taisgrim
    @taisgrim 4 роки тому +42

    The reactions of the audience when Hasan talks about the cereal thing are gold

  • @kalanaherath3076
    @kalanaherath3076 4 роки тому +1020

    *Me:* *Knows Hasan is Indian American and not of Indian nationality
    *Hasan:* Spells it "favorite" And omits the "u"
    *Me:* *Surprised Pickachu face 😮😯

    • @munibakhalid3933
      @munibakhalid3933 4 роки тому +21

      Same... I just thought that's the right way and he doesn't know it

    • @slywolfe
      @slywolfe 4 роки тому +20

      I don't get it. That's the American spelling - favorite

    • @ForteExpresso
      @ForteExpresso 4 роки тому +42

      @@slywolfe it has FAVOURite has FAVOUR in it
      It make some sence
      And Americans only follow which sounds better rather than the theory behind that word

    • @stink8134
      @stink8134 4 роки тому +25

      Pandora *4915* Americans spell it “favor”

    • @mhr6780
      @mhr6780 4 роки тому +19

      @@ForteExpresso FAVORite has FAVOR in it. Get some help and stop disrespecting.

  • @ruoweilim7334
    @ruoweilim7334 4 роки тому +510

    i know hasan has trauma from eating weird textured foods in his childhood, but man... eating cereal and milk separately is something psychopaths do

    • @hajarmdn4883
      @hajarmdn4883 4 роки тому +7

      @@ZaidK_ I can't drink milk so I eat cereal alone

    • @OSGondar
      @OSGondar 4 роки тому

      Whenever my gfs from France visit they eat a bowl with just the cereal. I bet its common enough in other cultures. I didn't think too much of it just thought it was a little odd at first. Why do you think that much of it?

    • @harshilpatel4096
      @harshilpatel4096 4 роки тому +11

      @@OSGondar yea tbh, cereal alone is pretty good. Honey nut cheerios are great without milk.

    • @danielbuckner2167
      @danielbuckner2167 4 роки тому +10

      I've seen people eat cereal with WATER. The horror... the horror...

    • @ruoweilim7334
      @ruoweilim7334 4 роки тому

      that's interesting! i agree it's not a big deal. i just wanted to crack a joke about it lol

  • @hummy07
    @hummy07 4 роки тому +42

    I stack my pillows on a chair when I’m changing the covers

  • @ksasidhar2980
    @ksasidhar2980 4 роки тому +142

    “ patriot act returns sunsday, March 29th” *sad awaiting noises*

    • @mondesomzana6148
      @mondesomzana6148 4 роки тому

      Is that why I only see Deep Cuts in my notifs?

    • @roj6895
      @roj6895 4 роки тому

      I’m ok Bro that week is gonna be awesome animal crossing on the 20th and and patriot act on the 29th

    • @ksasidhar2980
      @ksasidhar2980 3 роки тому

      It got cancelled lol what the frick

  • @riyona6064
    @riyona6064 4 роки тому +77

    Did anybody notice that right corner has written patriot acts return on 29th march or is it just me ??

    • @pyschoclown1023
      @pyschoclown1023 4 роки тому +18

      Riyona Christian you mean upper left corner

    • @luluseatowngetdown6251
      @luluseatowngetdown6251 4 роки тому

      I can’t believe that I didn’t notice that. Awesomeness.
      And bruh...It doesn’t matter if she said right or left. She was letting us know.

  • @Nananananaheckyes
    @Nananananaheckyes 4 роки тому +38

    The girl talking about paranormal reddit stuff is so pretty!!!

  • @mecube9148
    @mecube9148 4 роки тому +84

    Hasan is basically eating cereal like the family in Get Out

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 роки тому +53

    7:11
    "Just do it in your mouth" should be on a t shirt.

  • @CallPaula4RealEstate
    @CallPaula4RealEstate 4 роки тому +39

    I’m over 40 3 kids, love Hasan, I tell my friends too. But there not into it. Love ya keep up great show. Maybe a little older than 40. Not willing to disclose lol

  • @sofiasarfraz2817
    @sofiasarfraz2817 4 роки тому +59

    why did he miss his chance to be like oh yeah i actually have a few retirement home tours planned in response to the last question

  • @erictucker3703
    @erictucker3703 4 роки тому +126

    Hasan it's time you do another episode on India. Especially since what has transpired the last 2 weeks.
    Your target audience I'm sure are students and students of India need support from celebs like you and because of what you stand for.

    • @gogeta0301
      @gogeta0301 4 роки тому +13

      I'm alright with it since John Oliver has made one recently and it was pretty good. I'd rather Hasan wait on a new and different Indian issue entirely.

    • @erictucker3703
      @erictucker3703 4 роки тому +9

      Thanks Sally.
      Erwin I loved John Oliver's show as well however he couldn't cover certain points like:
      -42 people were killed in what the government calls Communal riots.
      - The Police watched the aggressive mobs burn down shops, houses, mosques, temples and injure over 300 people and in some cases even assisted them in stone pelting.
      - The police did not intervene (except a few moral ones) for 5 days of riots.
      After the riots finally ended with 42 lives lost and approx 300 injured. The Prime Minister Modi has not yet found time to give a speech to the ones suffering.
      And yes the current Government is suggesting that this is all because of the 40 days peaceful protests mainly done by students and women.
      P.S. : A day before the riots began leaders from the current Government warned the Police on Live television that they would take things into their own hands if the silent protests did not stop by the time President Trump left India.
      "I don't think India would want anymore issues".

    • @siyamalhotra6566
      @siyamalhotra6566 4 роки тому +5

      Hey Eric, I’m from Delhi. Thank you so much for speaking up for us. We need more countries to call out Modi’s bullshit and that starts with global citizens like you. At this point, I think global deploration will really help us Indian citizens fight these fascists. Hate is UNACCEPTABLE!

    • @erictucker3703
      @erictucker3703 4 роки тому +1

      Thanks Siya. I'm an Indian too from Mumbai. However I share the same sentiments.

    • @cube5750
      @cube5750 4 роки тому +2

      He is an American not indian. Keep indian politics in india please

  • @critterkarma
    @critterkarma 4 роки тому +23

    I’m a 64 year old lesbian.... for real. I watch your show on UA-cam and Netflix. You’ve got some wonderfully insightful ideas and observations.
    (Though sometimes trends elude me. I had to Google Readit 🤦‍♀️🤣)

    • @critterkarma
      @critterkarma 4 роки тому +3

      The Elite why not

    • @Ugly_German_Truths
      @Ugly_German_Truths 4 роки тому +1

      Readit? Or reddit?

    • @herbalgiles9468
      @herbalgiles9468 4 роки тому

      J B gay ALERT! 🚨

    • @eyobmoges6568
      @eyobmoges6568 4 роки тому

      I am a 115 year old black, gay, Jewish veteran of WWII and I watch this show every day. I have my blood bags radiated with this show so that I can have it injected straight into my veins!
      My oxygen tank is filled with the air of the Patriot Act studio.
      JB, you are my hero and together we will take down every youngblood watching this show and take Hasan for ourselves! #ATTACKOFTHEAARP

    • @jemiebridges3197
      @jemiebridges3197 4 роки тому

      ...now I have to Google readit to see if that's a thing. Because everyone else is on www.reddit.com. it's the internet,so it exists, but will it be affected by rule #34?

  • @counterplan571
    @counterplan571 4 роки тому +281

    Eating cereal and milk separately should be a felony. Good god.

    • @ameenaaneesh6862
      @ameenaaneesh6862 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @rik73764
      @rik73764 4 роки тому +10

      reminds me of the scene at the end of Get Out. Creepy af

    • @Michimama60
      @Michimama60 4 роки тому +1

      eating cereal should be a felony, period!
      it's poison!

    • @wisteria8030
      @wisteria8030 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @sidrafquadri
      @sidrafquadri 4 роки тому +2

      ... I dead@ss do that soggy cereal is gross

  • @andersongillette1886
    @andersongillette1886 4 роки тому +137

    I just wonder what if Hasan is having a mouth full of milk and cereal and he wants to sneeze?

    • @dagmarsigridmanondenijs-bl7156
      @dagmarsigridmanondenijs-bl7156 4 роки тому +7

      Anderson Gillette I believe we are taught to politely cover our mouth.😂🤣

    • @abhinavgoyal6957
      @abhinavgoyal6957 4 роки тому +5

      Dagmar Sigrid Manon de Nijs - Blake He had glass of milk in one and spoon in the other. That will be wild 🤣🤣🤣😂😂

    • @andersongillette1886
      @andersongillette1886 4 роки тому +8

      @@dagmarsigridmanondenijs-bl7156 yeah but he cannot cover it all, right :))))) so he may end up painting his whole kitchen in milk and sloppy cereal.

    • @mariee.5912
      @mariee.5912 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @thomasguccione5450
    @thomasguccione5450 4 роки тому +52

    The crowd had no reaction when he said Beena is from Hutchison and clearly they don’t know how bad it is. Every Kansan will agree it really is that bad.

    • @thomasguccione5450
      @thomasguccione5450 4 роки тому +6

      Hasan if you’re reading this, tell Beena I’m sorry she had to grow up in Hutchison and that I understand her pain.

    • @king-yp9wm
      @king-yp9wm 4 роки тому

      @@thomasguccione5450 why? Lol

    • @Ugly_German_Truths
      @Ugly_German_Truths 4 роки тому +3

      Whow... if other Kansans look down on where you grew up... that HAS to be bad :D

    • @thomasguccione5450
      @thomasguccione5450 4 роки тому +2

      Ugly German Truths I’m from a suburb of Kansas City. Most Kansans agree, if you didn’t grow up in KC or Lawrence, you drew the shitty stick.

    • @thomasguccione5450
      @thomasguccione5450 4 роки тому

      king 334 it’s a small town, nothing to do, it’s like every other small midwestern town (i.e it sucks.)

  • @masaudalhassan952
    @masaudalhassan952 4 роки тому +15

    it's very sad this show has been cancelled. damn, i like this show so much!

  • @nicolebarbye962
    @nicolebarbye962 4 роки тому +18

    Finally, what we've all been waiting for. A dry cereal icon. 🙌🙌

  • @dagmarsigridmanondenijs-bl7156
    @dagmarsigridmanondenijs-bl7156 4 роки тому +2

    I am 65 year old with three sons. Oldest, 49, 47, and a 16 year old. I found you on the presidential correspondence dinner show. You are amazing. Why these young people think they only follow you ... 🤔. Oh, yes, they’re young.

  • @sourgreendolly7685
    @sourgreendolly7685 4 роки тому +36

    I started making my bed every morning because it makes me less likely to depression nap if I have to remake it tbh

  • @elsbelles6997
    @elsbelles6997 4 роки тому +77

    Pillow solution: Arrange the pillows and bolsters on half the bed, then strip off the empty half of the 'dirty' fitted sheet. Then fit a clean fitted sheet on the empty half of the bed, transfer all the pillows and bolster to the clean one, then strip off the rest of the 'dirty' one and fit the clean one on properly.
    Eliminates the need for an extra person 😂😂😂

    • @freeha2273
      @freeha2273 4 роки тому +4

      I just put it on a chair or something and call it a day 😅

    • @elsbelles6997
      @elsbelles6997 4 роки тому +1

      @@freeha2273 I would, but my chair is usually full of clothes or notes 😂

    • @erins9271
      @erins9271 4 роки тому +4

      Or leave the old pillowcases on and chuck them onto the floor while you make your bed. Once the sheets are on, replace the dirty pillow cases with the clean ones and arrange them on the bed. 😁

    • @freeha2273
      @freeha2273 4 роки тому

      @@erins9271 yup that works too

  • @707Bubby
    @707Bubby 4 роки тому +24

    One of the questions made me think of this place my family and I always go to, this Indian/Italian Restaurant, it was an Italian restaurant and the owners sold it to this Indian Family but they sold the whole business not just the space, so they also got all the Italian recipes and so now they have a half and half menu and you can get all this great Indian food OR Italian food, and they also have a few mixed things like Butter Chicken Pizza

    • @djinnisequoia
      @djinnisequoia 4 роки тому +2

      Dude, that sounds like frickin heaven! Best restaurant ever!

    • @danielbuckner2167
      @danielbuckner2167 4 роки тому +1

      I love places like that. There was one near me that was BBQ a d was bought by a Thai family. BBQ on one side of the menu and thai on the other!

  • @dova5795
    @dova5795 4 роки тому +36

    finally we got a name for this "Mom and grandma pyramid scheme"

  • @taherramzan4978
    @taherramzan4978 4 роки тому +35

    0:05 - Hassan imitating Kawhi's laugh.

  • @pamelafs7129
    @pamelafs7129 4 роки тому +27

    here, in Indonesia, we actually have that app where we can “invite” someone to make your bed.. and it was invented by Indians

    • @cube5750
      @cube5750 4 роки тому

      Is it urbanclap

    • @pamelafs7129
      @pamelafs7129 4 роки тому +1

      cube no. it’s golife, a sub-app/? from gojek

  • @phoenixgate007
    @phoenixgate007 4 роки тому +4

    I love Patriot Act, I recommended it to my mom, now my mom loves Patriot Act. Hasan you’re awesome 😎

  • @abdullahmerhi8312
    @abdullahmerhi8312 4 роки тому +12

    1:57 it should be called Uber Sheets

  • @katycrawford8101
    @katycrawford8101 4 роки тому +56

    girl: “what are you doing to try and get to our parents and grandparents”
    they have john oliver, we have hasan

    • @Ugly_German_Truths
      @Ugly_German_Truths 4 роки тому

      But Hasan soon will have a REAL "One million mums"... just to rub it in to that bigotted housewives club! :D

    • @beenheretoolong
      @beenheretoolong 4 роки тому +4

      And "young" gen xers are the bridge generation addicted to both!

    • @abrahamdampson5879
      @abrahamdampson5879 4 роки тому +1

      I watch them both and they are both incredible. Hassan is a younger John Oliver

  • @ritivassanti9852
    @ritivassanti9852 4 роки тому +34

    "It would be that or climate change"
    Jeeeezzz😂😂

  • @Action_Sloth
    @Action_Sloth 4 роки тому +15

    HIS WIFES FROM HUTCHINSON?
    JUST LIKE MY PARENTS
    AND SAM FROM ROCKET POWER
    The Walmart line is 100% true
    I feel so connected to Hasan

  • @chendrik
    @chendrik 3 роки тому +2

    Netflix was dumb to cancel this.

  • @TomGeorgin
    @TomGeorgin 4 роки тому +10

    "Eau" is actually simply pronounced like the letter "o" (just less mouth movement and in a more neutral and less english way).

    • @binteabdulsamad8144
      @binteabdulsamad8144 4 роки тому

      Why using the word De Toilette?

    • @TomGeorgin
      @TomGeorgin 4 роки тому +1

      @@binteabdulsamad8144 "Eau" simply means water. What you drink, what you use to wash yourself etc.
      "Each de toilette" is perfume.

  • @sabeenshahjehan8522
    @sabeenshahjehan8522 4 роки тому +2

    I’m a mom to 3 teenagers and I got them hooked to Hasan! Been watching him since the daily show days!

  • @SweetAlis1
    @SweetAlis1 4 роки тому +1

    I showed your show to some dads and they loved it!

  • @dmfamzo
    @dmfamzo 4 роки тому +30

    If could eliminate something from..
    -I screamed from the top of my lungs "God damn mosquitoes!!"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @fricketyfracktraintrack
    @fricketyfracktraintrack 4 роки тому +15

    "Don't shame me again!" Hasan just needs to eat his food faster...
    Also that collective 'why??!" Takes me out every time

  • @ginnyweasley5812
    @ginnyweasley5812 4 роки тому +103

    Imagine adopting someone's language and telling them it's wrong 😂😂

    • @timma_thy
      @timma_thy 4 роки тому +15

      Imagine going to another country and insisting their language is wrong. 😂

    • @ginnyweasley5812
      @ginnyweasley5812 4 роки тому +14

      @@timma_thy Well it's ENGLISH not American

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 4 роки тому +4

      Hasan's too American, even India uses BrE.

  • @cabritorico9691
    @cabritorico9691 4 роки тому +1

    I’m here for all these new deep cuts *keep it this way we want more*

  • @cristiano_ronaldo_7-x5b
    @cristiano_ronaldo_7-x5b 4 роки тому +8

    Is it bad that I love deep cuts more than the actual show 😅

  • @SteampunkPrincess
    @SteampunkPrincess 4 роки тому +2

    Just change your pillow cases last! That way the pillow with the dirty pillow cases can go on the floor then change to clean ones when they're ready to go on the bed...

  • @calonkat
    @calonkat 4 роки тому +1

    He's so right about the Walmart in Kansas towns. My sister used to come home and go to Walmart just to see her friends because she knew if they were in town they'd be at the Walmart. (and yes, in most towns it's "The" Walmart, if another Walmart went in, that would be the "New" Walmart. For the next 50 years or so...)

  • @deegloss
    @deegloss 4 роки тому +1

    All I think about when he mentions the cereal thing is that scene from Get Out.

  • @prartyushsingh3325
    @prartyushsingh3325 4 роки тому +22

    Best show ever made

  • @pattythomson721
    @pattythomson721 4 роки тому +2

    I am a mom and grand mother and I love your show.

  • @saumyashah7978
    @saumyashah7978 4 роки тому +2

    Looking forward to an episode.

  • @bleachitwhite
    @bleachitwhite 4 роки тому +3

    “walmart’s really happening” yeah that’s hutchinson

  • @anshshah8893
    @anshshah8893 4 роки тому +1

    Dang I can’t wait three weeks for patriot act to come back

  • @loiskopf6162
    @loiskopf6162 4 роки тому

    Funny, I'm 70+ and this show was my rabbit hole on UA-cam. Can't get enough of these videos.

  • @omeirooo5195
    @omeirooo5195 4 роки тому +24

    Hey team patriot act... i love youu. Just putting it out there. So yeah

  • @sid-nx4ti
    @sid-nx4ti 4 роки тому +4

    he’s genuinely so funny... i love u hanson minaja 🥺

  • @ForteExpresso
    @ForteExpresso 4 роки тому +10

    I thought of the same thing once:-
    WHY ISN'T THERE A TECHNOLOGY TO FIX BEDSHEETS?

  • @puspapuspita6330
    @puspapuspita6330 4 роки тому

    Idk why but hasan interactions with the audience warm my heart

  • @chai_knees3554
    @chai_knees3554 4 роки тому +2

    My cereal routine...
    Cereal first, then banana slices, then milk... but without the cereal

  • @cynthia5021
    @cynthia5021 4 роки тому +4

    ok so I tried the “dry cereal with a glass of milk” thing and hasan may actually be on to something here cause it SLAPS 👁👄👁

  • @raodoes890
    @raodoes890 4 роки тому +1

    I know Amazon has sheets with kinda fit the bedsheet - I have one of those !
    It's basically like a bedsheet with an elastic all around it which you can sorta force around the mattress.

  • @FlashStep111
    @FlashStep111 3 роки тому

    Sad that we won't have future seasons of the patriot act. I hope he can still make them a release them on youtube

  • @KJCurry
    @KJCurry Рік тому +2

    That Kanye thing aged like fine milk 😂😂

  • @RKarekar
    @RKarekar 4 роки тому +5

    Dude MOMS AND GRANDA PYRAMID SCHEME always works.

  • @damnhandles
    @damnhandles 4 роки тому +1

    the one quality I've always wished I had is being fluent in every language spoken on Earth.

  • @DRAGONREVIEWINDIA
    @DRAGONREVIEWINDIA 4 роки тому +57

    This guy is so funny. He should do a Netflix show 🙄🙄

    • @davidjuneja
      @davidjuneja 4 роки тому +44

      OMG. You are so original. you should comment on Hassan's UA-cam clips.

    • @moviebay3690
      @moviebay3690 4 роки тому +4

      @@davidjuneja 😂 Savage . LoL

    • @CockySuSMounted
      @CockySuSMounted 4 роки тому

      So is the RRRREEEEPLY😂

  • @rosecat5638
    @rosecat5638 4 роки тому +3

    You know what I like what he’s doing with cereal. I feel the same, mushy cereal is gross and it feels like a race against time once you pour that milk on the cereal.

  • @asmasm9736
    @asmasm9736 4 роки тому +6

    Make an episode about palestine specifically about AIPAC and what's happening in india

  • @81leadbelly
    @81leadbelly 4 роки тому

    My parents are in their 60s and enjoy your show very much, as do I!

  • @FeyTheBin
    @FeyTheBin 4 роки тому +3

    Oh gee, I see a cereal in the thumbnail. I know where this is going.

  • @michelerenee1989
    @michelerenee1989 4 роки тому

    I'm a 56 White woman and I love your show. Been binge watching since the shut down.

  • @bonnie-wq9nw
    @bonnie-wq9nw 3 роки тому +1

    see, he has his priorities straight. i have cried of frustration too many times over fitted sheets.

  • @reinegarcia9753
    @reinegarcia9753 4 роки тому +2

    "We need someone you trust that will come to your house, they'll lift up the bed while you put the sheet on. Or they'll hold the pillows that way you don't have to put them on the floor while you put the sheet on. Then they'll hand you the pillow then you could put the clean pillowcase back on."
    A friend, you're looking for a friend

  • @slywolfe
    @slywolfe 4 роки тому +1

    That bit about getting the bed sheets on was too relatable 😂🤣

  • @juliettemay3587
    @juliettemay3587 4 роки тому +1

    #1 Thank you, I 100% agree with the cereal thing, why is it a stigma eating every bit as it it were the first crunchy bite?
    #2 I’m a genXer, a mom and both me and my genXer husband and dad love your show.

  • @evieamorim
    @evieamorim 4 роки тому +1

    No milk on my cereal!
    I eat frosty flakes like popcorn

  • @gh0stm0nst3r6
    @gh0stm0nst3r6 4 роки тому +1

    I was making my bed during the "should i make my bed" bit. Felt REAL weird.

  • @ryanrichardson1187
    @ryanrichardson1187 4 роки тому

    I’ve watched patriot act before on Netflix and multiple clips on UA-cam, but I just relaxed that this was its own UA-cam channel and not run off of like a Netflix channel or Comedy Central, and honestly, good for you Hasan for getting this large dude. It’s nice to see your success

  • @shashwat3139
    @shashwat3139 4 роки тому +1

    You missed the Photography uncle!

  • @divyabindu6215
    @divyabindu6215 4 роки тому +1

    *"You have to put your pillows on the floor but the floors dusty"*
    My struggle every morning. If I did the floor first it's going to get dusty again after doing the sheets.🤦

  • @kinocchio
    @kinocchio 4 роки тому +1

    I love this guy. Can’t wait for Volume 6.

  • @happyplace607
    @happyplace607 4 роки тому +13

    Eww it's the toilet 🤣🤣😂😂😂
    Really dude

  • @ivyblack8145
    @ivyblack8145 4 роки тому +1

    Soggy cereal is trash. Not a big cereal person in general, but when I do eat it I have a bowl of the cereal and a cup of milk. I put the cereal on the spoon and dip it in the cup so I have both. Soggy cereal no more. I got you Hasan.

  • @iamPiNK1000
    @iamPiNK1000 4 роки тому

    I've made my mom watch episodes of Patriot Act during the quarantine, she now loves the show.

  • @NovackGeorgeTT1971
    @NovackGeorgeTT1971 4 роки тому

    6:35 the LOOK of astonishment about cereal killer Hassan :-) on the faces of the audience. Priceless

  • @michaelrutledge3750
    @michaelrutledge3750 4 роки тому +1

    I feel your pain Hasan. I live in Hutchinson, KS. It is NOT fun. I left a young gay guy for college swearing to never come back. I mean I graduated HS *early* to go immediately to college, I wanted out so badly. I lived in KC, Phoenix and San Francisco, yet here I am again.

  • @macariotorres2552
    @macariotorres2552 4 роки тому

    I feel you on the cereal. I eat cearel out of a cup to limit the time the cereal has to get soggy , I'll eat drink a few cups... Problem solved. My girls hates it too

  • @missusjasus
    @missusjasus 4 роки тому

    I'm a mom and a grandma and Patriot Act is my new favorite show (one of two new). Hasan is fresh, energetic, relatable, enlightening and funny. He explores topics that interest me and there is not anything that I don't like about this show. Please dont stop the energy!

  • @isa8ellalouise598
    @isa8ellalouise598 4 роки тому +1

    Is there a volume 6 coming to Netflix??? Ughh I miss this show!

  • @AletheaAlberto
    @AletheaAlberto 4 роки тому +2

    Yo try putting fitted sheets on a lofted bed when you’re alone, it’s the worst.

  • @GrandmaRazzle
    @GrandmaRazzle 4 роки тому +1

    I used to do the cereal thing when I was little and didn’t eat fast enough for the cereal to not get soggy o_o

  • @Red_Oliver
    @Red_Oliver 4 роки тому +4

    4:40 Not ewww de toilete, oh de toilete

  • @tanbirrajhossain5046
    @tanbirrajhossain5046 4 роки тому

    I have already solved the bed problem.
    I have bed sheets, stitched all 4 edges with a small hole to fit in an elastic wire (sheet looks like bouffant caps). So basically, I dress up my mattress only once. Best part is, it doesn't move and sticks to the mattress. When you wake up in the morning just fold the blanket coz your bed sheet haven't moved an inch.

  • @maryam.bibi786
    @maryam.bibi786 4 роки тому +1958

    Hassan is like the cool sub-teacher that comes randomly throughout the year and you just wanna ask him about everything.

    • @Jararhussain
      @Jararhussain 4 роки тому +27

      Wait but actually tho Lmaoooo

    • @erwineffendysajali3152
      @erwineffendysajali3152 3 роки тому

      @@Jararhussain hg

    • @funkyfinn1
      @funkyfinn1 3 роки тому +1

      The mr sal of the people

    • @superduper5949
      @superduper5949 3 роки тому

      He is such a snacc😍

    • @raizen_maziku
      @raizen_maziku 3 роки тому +3

      and he always ALWAYS seems to pull up around thursday or friday. EVERYTIME🤣🤣🤣 classic. man good times.

  • @blob23455
    @blob23455 4 роки тому

    I live in Silicon Valley and this video feels like a shout out.