Well good sir maybe try world of warships once more if you please but I don't bother if you don't of course a real gentleman would not force someone to post out more than 1 upload every 2 months so good bye dear ol' chapy and good luck solider you will need it. 😉👍
"SIR, THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER SEEMS TO BE FASTENED TO THE HULL OF THE TANK, WITH NO OBVIOUS WAY TO REMOVE IT! "Wot? Just break the lock with a hammer or something!" "BUT SIRE, THAT IS NOT THE BRITISH WAY" *roasts to death*
@@phantomaviator1318 maybe I should try Italy. Currently T4 Germany (was in the right place for maus grind thankfully), but grinding t3 Soviet to grinding SL, and I'm also t2 going to the US. Is Italy fun?
yeah but thats not the TNT in the HE doing it. it is the overpressure. i hit a damn t34 with a damn 8kg bomb weighed 44kgs and it did nothing even tho it plob would have made a massive hole in the tank if it was real
@@SquireComedy Loads service revolver. Takes aim .. and .. 'Nigel?' 'Yes .. "Nigel" ..?' 'Didn't we unlock the revolver upgrade with the new Maus-replacement set of Fire Extinguisher and How To Handle Your Tool Kit manual (Buy Two Get Some Free Crap)?' 'Umm? Yip!' 'Bollocks .. Bismarck has pinched the bullets .. Sneaky German .. B****r. He must have rifled my drawers while we were defending the tea and biscuits.' 'Yes, well, I did warn you .. he'll never forgive you for whipping out your weapon on him .. but Ooh! No .. you wouldn't have it .. would you?' 'Nigel?' 'Ahm? Yes, "Nigel".' 'Shut up.' 'By the way .. Nigel .. did anyone ever tell you .. you're looking .. more like a King Charles spaniel than ever?' (Silence) 'Well, you are .. no honest ...'
I had a lot of issues because of the bugs in the navy mode. That's why I only play tanks and planes. There's still bugs in thoses game modes (you shot somebody ant the shot go through your ennemy for example) but by far, less than the navy mode.
British navy is literally the most poisonous aspect of that game. Nothing more fun that a tier 0 German boat wreaking the hell out of all of tier one and well into tier two brit stuff.
In all honesty, I thing Gaijin is the best promoter for Wargaming. I, for example, went straight to WoWS after trying the Ship modes in War Thunder. :P
He's british. He does things properly, and a proper tank commander uses his binoculars no matter the circumstance! If the thing observed is outside the tank then it is too far and must be enhanced
As everyone knows, commander's optics exist solely for the purpose of absorbing enemy shells, and observation from commander's station is only possible through binoculars.
“Nigel, who is it that actually makes war thunder?” “The Russian gaming company, Gaijin Entertainment.” *Achievement Unlocked, Attempted Russian Bias* Yeaaas
@@m4sherman926 It's a political thing, Germany Supplies Russia with financial support in exchange for energy, more than 3/5s of Russians currently have a positive view on Germany. On the other hand the US historically has had some of the best aircraft in the world, But since US-Russian relations are still bad... Biased is expected from a communist company.
@@RaptoroftheRiver same everything was much more chill and I could leave early in my final 2 years Middle school was a terrible and it felt like a prison
@@HaloFTW55 r/whooooosh Firefly it's a special name for only a Sherman with 17-pounder gun. Tank on video is a M4A4 (HVSS) with 76mm M3 gun, as i remember.
I have to say at 4:38 when the Leopard's turret turns towards the camera I felt a chill, there's just something menacing about seeing that 105mm barrel turn towards you.
The Fire Extinguisher being locked happens a lot. All I can do I have a Fury-Last-Stand with my T-34 against the Enemy Tanks up-close for those few precious minutes.
You have forgotten the moment where all of your team is on point A and a PE-8 just wipes the floor with you... Then a 2nd PE-8 wipes the spawn. Whenever I see a PE-8, I get MW2 *TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING* flashbacks
It's cathartic when your SPAA actually HITS that bomb just as it's out of the bay and the Pe-8 dies a Karmic death..... And only gets to pay 1-2K SL to repair while a Ju288C or He177 or even B29 pays enough to get a "not useless" british 8.7 chieftain MBT with APDS and butter for LFP armor....
@@SquireComedy card board is made from wood, like tea is made from tea leaves. and if tea, made from tea, is tea then cardboard, made from wood, is wood.
@@matthiuskoenig3378 eerhhh it doesn't work like that since 'tea' is literally just a reference to what tea leaf is within the application of using a tea bag. a teabag isnt tea it contains tea, you see? so the teabag bag is technically closer to wood than the tea is although the tea is actually a plant/bush which you could say is closer to a tree since it hasn't been refined to the point of creating a completely new material from an existing one and both are a natural part of nature. sorry im really stoned and not sure what im even rambling about.
@@fulcrum2951 Armour Pierceing Composite Rigid shells, good for penetrating FLAT armour, but bounce at any angle, and have pretty much no explosive filler.
@@heeheehayftw3905, AND ARE SO HARD that they NEVER make any shrapnel.... It's basically harders than modern APDS-FS made of the BEST DU or Tungsten Carbide available for Naval Railgung Prototypes
@ oh, it's just another version. Remember T-34-88 that was a result of soviets drilling out a barrel of one listed for repairs T-34-85 to 88mm to use spare captured Kwk36 shells? Well, this one is the same except the guy doing the drilling fell asleep in the process...
@@Azerty72200 You want to get bankrupt on lions in a heartbeat? Play French tanks, most of them you just need to look at them and they explode, only exception is the b1. Source: Current French 6.7
@@TheSlyRat32 it’s not great, a shot anywhere in the turret is a one hit kill. Meaning that you will always lose when someone is looking at you, even in a down tiered match, and since the turret is the weak spot there are no real things you can do to hide it, you can’t hull down and angling won’t work. Don’t get me wrong I love the ARL 44 it’s one of my favorite IRL tanks out there, but because of the massive weak spot that is the turret, it’s really hard to get a kill, because you’d expose your weak spot before the gun has line of sight of the enemy.
6:52 Funny thing was, while the Rumor of Soviet Tanks having their hatches welded shut was a myth, the fact was, the actual Hatches were hard to open, and even harder to escape from. So technically speaking, the Soviet Tanks may as well have had their Hatches welded shut, since the hatch locks were so shoddy.
2:30 Real life: Sherman trap shots become so dangerous to Panthers that they create the Panther G with a redesigned gun mantlet to prevent trapshots. War thunder: dIdNt hApPeN! dO yOu EvEn sEcReT dOcUmEnTs?!?!
@@Yingyanglord1 The only that works is the front plate and even then many things can pierce it. Panthers biggest strength is mobility and a powerful 75mm.
to be fair trap shots do happen in the game, its just rare. just like in real life. it still happened too often but that is relative to crew availability.
Guys, the panther is a MEDIUM tank with a better gun, armor and HP/Ton ratio than the M4A3 sherman. It actualy makes me sick to read that this is not enough for some people and they want impenetrable armor on top of all that. If that is not enough then go to the US tree, grind your way to the M4A2 76 and play it. Belive me, after playing it you will want to kiss Gaijins feet 100 times because they put the Panther at 5.7 because the M4A2 76 is worse than everything you face in every single way(And this comes from someone who has it fully spaided). The Double diesel engine has incredibly low HP meaning that lituraly everything excelerates faster than you and you will be back to 10km/h once you tap a or d once, and you will Most of the time Drive around at 15-20 km/h. The armor might aswell be non existent because the things you fight at 5.0 in a best case scenario(which will never Happen since you Always get uptierd to 5.7-6.0) are Pz. IV's and T-34-57's (oh yeah and did I mention that you don't get a APCR Shell and have to fight the Pz. IV 70 (V) which doesn't have a single frontal weakspot and can lolpen you?), the gun is not great and you get gaijined a lot with it (shot's don't penetrate although they should) and once you miss your Shot you are practicly dead because all shermans max reverse speed is 4 km/h. Also the APCBC Shell has a pritty low muzzle velocity makeing it pritty hard to aim. Lituraly the onely selling Point of that Sherman is it's top Speed(which you will never reach because of said HP problems) and it's stabilisor which onely works up to 15 km/h while the Battle Gear(CC 1) is at 18 km/h meaning that you can't use it anyways(Not even mentioning that it's Not historicaly accurate and the stabilisor should work up to much higher speeds). Now thats what you call suffering.
@@jakobc.2558 yeah, if you have to play USA just do the braindead heavy line, from the first jumbo until the t34 you are safe except from experienced players
I'm so amazed that you actually managed to make this video with actual, real tanks. It's wonderful that they agreed to do so much like the sherman shooting or this 4:24 (it took me a second to realize its real). Great job
The Panzerfaust part got me laughing my head off(also every other part especially when playing with the French) I love you sketches Squire and I love the fact that your content is better and better with each video(surprisingly even the mentioning of the sponsor is hilarious too,usually I’d ignore them)
@@JohnKobaRuddy playing since 2016 and I didint grind tanks but on aircraft I've been grinding and I'm gonna get my first jet edit: I have my first jet and I'm about to get another one im soon gonna have the meteor right now I've got the attacker
Now i see, I thought I was an absolute shit player with the Firefly, it always felt unfair how even perfectly angling my armor I was always penned and one shotted, so frustrating man. Sometimes I started the match thinking about what to do and where to go, some mins later a shot from the other side of the map ammo racks me. Damn this game sucks some days.
Thanks for the patience on this one chaps, it took us quite a while. What game do you fancy seeing a sketch on next?
Steel Division 2
- i dare you to do something fun with that :D
Mum off the top of my head maybe a star wars game oh Battleefront 2!
Forestmarko hell ya
Well good sir maybe try world of warships once more if you please but I don't bother if you don't of course a real gentleman would not force someone to post out more than 1 upload every 2 months so good bye dear ol' chapy and good luck solider you will need it. 😉👍
Call of duty
that fire extinguisher covered in chains did indeed bring a smile to my face
Same
10/10 game accurate.
Would have been funnier if it was also an Abrams model.
"SIR, THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER SEEMS TO BE FASTENED TO THE HULL OF THE TANK, WITH NO OBVIOUS WAY TO REMOVE IT!
"Wot? Just break the lock with a hammer or something!"
"BUT SIRE, THAT IS NOT THE BRITISH WAY" *roasts to death*
Same
It's amazing how well the game footage and actual footage fit together.
Thanks guys!
What do you mean? Its all just gameplay
They really updated the graphics. It looks so real
Oh, it's just the "Movie" graphics setting
Oh shit, I did not expect Door Monster to be here. Now we have 2 great video creators in one comment section... I say fight to the death!
Literally no one:
War Thunder loading screens:
*"A bad pilot can't even handle the steering wheel."*
"Don't stand near a bomb"
Don't wait for the love until you are old. You also should not miss the end of the airfield while landing.
😂
@@Ironpine27 😂
"Flying bad is better than falling good" 🤣🤣
"0 targets destroyed. Assists: all of them"
Story of my account in WT, right there.
s a m e
I get my own kills or die trying
I play Japan. My tanks don't need armour. I destroy enemy tanks with my own shells.
@ your right but I use American and Russian tanks mostly
@ but again they don't do much damage either so I try my best to hit the most fatal spots I can find
>games: about 500
>still driving the same old Sherman
yeah, that's pretty much how i remember progression in this game
Hey with a premium account you can drop that game number down to 450!
Oof
America in a nutshell
@@thebravegallade731 And that is why I play Italy. Only 100 games to reach tier 5
@@phantomaviator1318 maybe I should try Italy.
Currently T4 Germany (was in the right place for maus grind thankfully), but grinding t3 Soviet to grinding SL, and I'm also t2 going to the US.
Is Italy fun?
"When will we ever need HE the only things out there are tanks?!" Now that's a B R U H moment
That aged like fine wine
Now with the HE buff high caliber guns are op.
yeah but thats not the TNT in the HE doing it. it is the overpressure. i hit a damn t34 with a damn 8kg bomb weighed 44kgs and it did nothing even tho it plob would have made a massive hole in the tank if it was real
*laughs in 15cm sIg*
@@sorerogue8984 laughs in ho-roa nd Lancia (shitty in higher tier I think)
The greatest false sensation of hope every WT player has experienced; 8:00
Too real! :-)
My Tiger H1 :(
@@vnyggi621 Pretty much every tank after the Panzer IV F2
@@panzerschiff9805 so much this. just give me my f2.
1 day ago? Man your fast
“we literally did nothing! what a waste of time.”
war thunder, ladies and gentlemen!
1000% HERESY!!! (BLAM!)
"I must be top 5 in the scoreboard! Surely I did a lot, I'm sweating and everything..."
*Game ends *
Game: "Your place in the team: 15"
If you are a noob
@@NickariusSN who isn’t tho
@@taxidermypolarbear1724 many poeple
"please take me back to low tier" this is the most accurate thing ever
6:17 When you finaly realise how to print money in warthunder is with the good old T-34-85
wait the vid came out today, and your comment was 2 days ago
*What the hell happened here*
OFFICIAL_Slimedude29 hes a patron, so he gets to see videos early
Im think the VFW in simulator prints money better.
Or the t29 in some cases
Funny, that's how I finally started printing credits in World of Tanks: the T-34-85M.
Hmmm...
"a bad pilot cant even handle a steering wheel" - i have always wondered who comes up with this crap :)
Flying bad is better than falling
ik who comes up with this crap, its GaiJiN ENtERTAInMenT
@@igameidoresearchtoo6511 they actually changed this line, now it says "column" instead of "wheel", the general siliness of it is kept though :)
@@faunbudweis ik but it still pisses me off
@CobraPlayzYT , it suppose to be motivational actually.
If you can handle steering then u r not a bad pilot.
''Nigel, tell Nigel to get the fire extinguisher''
I laughed so hard when it was chained up.
Hands down the most annoying part of the game is having to unlock fire extinguishers and spare parts on EVERY FRIGGIN VEHICLE.
Most amusing, I appreciate the effort you put into this. You should have let me know you were in the area...
The_Chieftain the man the legend!
I was really expecting to hear "Oh, bugger. The tank is on fire." on the locked extinguisher scene.
@@PedroMM193 A definite missed opportunity there, I believe.
Dude your awesome
Thanks mate, it was great to see you at Tankfest this year. I'll let you know next time I'm in the area!
i love the ending its scary accurate . yayyy i unlocked a new tank , OMG EVERYONE IS INVINCIBLE AND MY ARMOUR IS MADE OF PAPER
The one time I don't die right away with my new ride is with a Churchill. But then again i took like 3 shots before get rekt with no kills
@@thesturm8686 I had the StuH with a 105mm gun. I shot a T-34 5 times and it didn't die. It shot me once and I died.
@@rebelgaming1.5.14 that low tier Germany for you no armor but the guns are also not that great
@@Maritimesgestein Still, a 105mm with HEAT should've vaporized the driver and radioman. The driver took a direct hit and somehow survived.
Sadly the jumbo has become this, the recent armor nerf has made it's armor essentially just that of a regular Sherman
But wait, aren't most of his videos the War Thunder Experience?
*Loads service revolver*
@@SquireComedy Oh bollocks-
The wait time between his uploads is similar to the que time for a tank RB match.
mine is start the game go to the german tanks and my computer crashes "the warthunder experience" its amazing
@@SquireComedy Loads service revolver. Takes aim .. and .. 'Nigel?' 'Yes .. "Nigel" ..?' 'Didn't we unlock the revolver upgrade with the new Maus-replacement set of Fire Extinguisher and How To Handle Your Tool Kit manual (Buy Two Get Some Free Crap)?' 'Umm? Yip!' 'Bollocks .. Bismarck has pinched the bullets .. Sneaky German .. B****r. He must have rifled my drawers while we were defending the tea and biscuits.' 'Yes, well, I did warn you .. he'll never forgive you for whipping out your weapon on him .. but Ooh! No .. you wouldn't have it .. would you?'
'Nigel?' 'Ahm? Yes, "Nigel".' 'Shut up.'
'By the way .. Nigel .. did anyone ever tell you .. you're looking .. more like a King Charles spaniel than ever?' (Silence) 'Well, you are .. no honest ...'
Tank kills: 0
Assists: All of them
Deaths: 5
XP: Not enough
That’s my stats every time the game ends
@@DooTSweeT I feel you
How all my Naval Battles goes
@Artyom Liu rip
Atleast you got assists.
Nigel: 'How about joining the Navy?'
Nigel: 'Nah, I don't see myself enjoying that at all'
That's the most relatable thing I've ever heard.
First time I tried Navy I had a surprisingly great time.
@@TheGreatThicc same, then it just get annoying, and weird
I had a lot of issues because of the bugs in the navy mode. That's why I only play tanks and planes. There's still bugs in thoses game modes (you shot somebody ant the shot go through your ennemy for example) but by far, less than the navy mode.
And this makes me sad because it's super fun to play.
British navy is literally the most poisonous aspect of that game. Nothing more fun that a tier 0 German boat wreaking the hell out of all of tier one and well into tier two brit stuff.
4:00 When u unlocked the HE shell so it removes part of your AP Ammo and makes itself the primary shot.
The pain.
And you cant remind yourself to change it.
What tank requires you to unlock he
@@FTQuake all the tanks do in my experience
@@FTQuake every tank that has HE irl
This is probably one of my favourite videos you've done
Many thanks, good sir.
@@SquireComedy Thank you for putting out such great videos (even if they take 21 years to come out) I just wish I could help fund the war effort more!
I AGREE! ATTENTION TO THE DESIGNATED GRID ZONE!
I say that at almost every new upload and then when the next one comes… they just make big jumps in quallity every time.
Same
We're on fire Nigel.
Yes, I can see that, Nigel. Tell Nigel to get the fie extinguisher.
Nigel, get the fire extinguisher.
We've not unlocked it sir.
The Video: "The War Thunder Expirence"
UA-cam Categories: "Game - World Of Tanks"
Me: "Okay fair enough youtube"
In all honesty, I thing Gaijin is the best promoter for Wargaming. I, for example, went straight to WoWS after trying the Ship modes in War Thunder. :P
@@pRahvi0 wtf
@@pRahvi0 same but war thunder to woT
Huh
@MUHAMMAD AN NASAIE BIN SHAHROM - Until you shoot a T-34 8 times and it doesn't die
FINALLY BACK TO YOUR ROOTS THIS IS WHAT WE LIKE YEEEEEESSSSSSS
Yeeeeesssssss😁
Agreed
AFFIRMATIVE!
T-3-1
A gameplay only vid just a reg match !
War Thunder: 90% Pain, 10% Fun.
100% Russian Bias.
Angel Naranjo Yep 😂
hahahahahaah
I don't see a loot of Russian bies
Конечно👌
CHEEKI BREEKI
You got in a real tank! Dang production quality is amazing
We miss cardboard, to be honest.
Squire lol
Did squire just use binos to look through optics at a tank directly right next to them?
He's british. He does things properly, and a proper tank commander uses his binoculars no matter the circumstance! If the thing observed is outside the tank then it is too far and must be enhanced
As everyone knows, commander's optics exist solely for the purpose of absorbing enemy shells, and observation from commander's station is only possible through binoculars.
2:20
I wish my panther did that...
He had HE
Wish my German churchill did what the panther did and bounced shots.
Thestratigic 1 looked like Ap
“Nigel, who is it that actually makes war thunder?”
“The Russian gaming company, Gaijin Entertainment.”
*Achievement Unlocked, Attempted Russian Bias*
Yeaaas
Be me: Trying not to say *BLYAT CYKA*
Help gordon
Pappa Frappa to this day I still can’t find out why the Germans are favored
Pappa Frappa maybe they are thanking Germany for adidas
@@m4sherman926 It's a political thing, Germany Supplies Russia with financial support in exchange for energy, more than 3/5s of Russians currently have a positive view on Germany. On the other hand the US historically has had some of the best aircraft in the world, But since US-Russian relations are still bad... Biased is expected from a communist company.
I love how the War Thunder theme literally gives up as time progresses
Reminds me of the llamas witn hats series.
6:23 when you finally got yourself your favorite tank in the game
Mine is the T-34, and they just happen to be playing as a T-34
@@chloe_gospinny I also like the T-34
Mine is the Matilda coz you can get shot all day long and be fine, as long as you're not uptiered.
You're always uptiered
Mine is the Tiger lol
kg22backup I like myself.
Damn I miss Mike’s German sausage voice in these videos
miss the american hiiiihaaaa USA USA too
I don't. He's overdoing the voice. Surely he's a fine chap, but that voice grinds my german gears.
6:50
“But captain sir. The hatch seems to be welded shut” *dies*
Got me good
Someone put a ladder on top of the hatch.
@Pasha Staravoitau Wait seriously, so if they are on fire or the tank is unusable they just stay inside and die? Kinda cruel.
@@antaresmaelstrom5365 KSP refference?
@@InitiateDee yup specifically the KSP sketches by DoorMonster.
@@antaresmaelstrom5365 Yes exactly, nice taste ;)
Literally so overwhelmed with russian bias that hes dancing with a live APHE Round
Patreon Has delivered I see
(Love your work guys)
Thank you for the heart nice man
@@marksmanGrey Thanks for sticking with us! And yes, the Patreon is helping. We do however miss cardboard.
Squire me too, when I watched the first battlefield video I laughed for days 😂🤣😅
PewDiePie Imposter!
when i saw that t-34 and hear that song i was expecting a life of boris cameo
I thought that was is 1 🤣
It's good I'm not the only one here who watches life of Boris also
missed opportunity tho
They forgot there vodka
AH! ANOTHER COMMRADE
7:57 me when I got accepted into a favorite high school after tough years in middle school.
8:10-8:26 how it is actually
High school was easier then middle school for me
That is literally me when i unlocked high tier
@@RaptoroftheRiver same everything was much more chill and I could leave early in my final 2 years
Middle school was a terrible and it felt like a prison
They all suck for me except college.
But college is also where i got crippling depression, so.....
Brother
I'm impressed that you convinced anyone to let you two goofs near their tanks .
I'm more impressed. We're absolute idiots.
Squire you should go buy a tank on armslist
@@SquireComedy you are huge entertainment gold . Don't ever ever get too mature to stop having such fun .
@@SquireComedy lmao xD
Boris should see 6:03
Slav king needs to see this, since he plays war thunder too.
He will be disappointed because the Russian crew weren't squatting while the tank is moving 😅
I didn´t know the "T" in T34 stands for techno, awesome!
Well, it stands for "tank" actually
Алексей Макаров r/wooosh
no it stands for bias.
You know what? I don’t think that was a Sherman Firefly.
Lend-Lease buddy.
@@HaloFTW55 r/whooooosh
Firefly it's a special name for only a Sherman with 17-pounder gun.
Tank on video is a M4A4 (HVSS) with 76mm M3 gun, as i remember.
Chastity Belt m4a2 HVSS 76
@@user-fl1bq6uo5l M4A3(76) W HVSS, actually.
Symion it really isn’t 😂
No Nigel’s were injured in the making of this film.
Not true.
Injured, no. Cooked alive or blow up with ther tank, yes.
I have to say at 4:38 when the Leopard's turret turns towards the camera I felt a chill, there's just something menacing about seeing that 105mm barrel turn towards you.
If Life of Boris doesn't show up, i will be severally disappointed
He probably still has a contract bound to Gaijin, eh can't blame him though
I don't know what's worse. The fact I am laughing, or the fact that I am dying inside while I laugh.
We're all dying... Tic tac tic tac tic tac
The Fire Extinguisher being locked happens a lot. All I can do I have a Fury-Last-Stand with my T-34 against the Enemy Tanks up-close for those few precious minutes.
The sad part is that all of this is accurate. *war thunder flashbacks are the new vietnam flashbacks*
It happens all the time that my tank destroyers can't penetrate the back of an enemy tank with ap at 80meters distance
great but one issue
you started in a sherman and just pulled out a T-34. You missed out the .5 year of grinding Tetraches, A13s, T-26s and T-34 1940s.
honestly those tanks were pretty nice to grind, except the tetrarch (the steering on that thing was wack)
@Tl2aV sweat!!!!!!!!!
It was test drive
T34=1 day of grinding, a lifetime of killing. Russia Thunder.
First day players trying out the Russian BT: oh boy its gonna be fun
*[Premium accounts had entered the chat]*
The first minute I am crying in laughter because this is 100% accurate.
You have forgotten the moment where all of your team is on point A and a PE-8 just wipes the floor with you...
Then a 2nd PE-8 wipes the spawn.
Whenever I see a PE-8, I get MW2 *TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING* flashbacks
It's cathartic when your SPAA actually HITS that bomb just as it's out of the bay and the Pe-8 dies a Karmic death..... And only gets to pay 1-2K SL to repair while a Ju288C or He177 or even B29 pays enough to get a "not useless" british 8.7 chieftain MBT with APDS and butter for LFP armor....
This is so true, this Should be a documentary about war thunder
Hahah! I loved the Cheeki Breeki Hardbass music!
3:30 "Let's just stick an entire bush on the front to keep us safe from enemy tigers! Great idea!"
Remember when they used a piece of wood with a gun drawn on it as a gun prop? Well now they have a functional Sherman tank!
Wood? WOOD? That was God's finest cardboard, my good chap.
@@SquireComedy card board is made from wood, like tea is made from tea leaves. and if tea, made from tea, is tea then cardboard, made from wood, is wood.
@@matthiuskoenig3378 eerhhh it doesn't work like that since 'tea' is literally just a reference to what tea leaf is within the application of using a tea bag. a teabag isnt tea it contains tea, you see?
so the teabag bag is technically closer to wood than the tea is although the tea is actually a plant/bush which you could say is closer to a tree since it hasn't been refined to the point of creating a completely new material from an existing one and both are a natural part of nature.
sorry im really stoned and not sure what im even rambling about.
@@Dockhead Tea is the Cousin of trees.
@@Tom--pf8ub ahh thank you, so i was closely correct?
"This is a public service announcement to all new War Thunder players."
"Don't play anything after WW2."
8:22 that was exactly me when I got the challenger. Nice work chap
*Sherman fires at the Tiger*
*Tiger moves turret to show he's alive*
Commander: "Is it ded?"
Unrealistic you weren't sniped from spawn enough
or hit with more APCR ammunition than a German tank company would actually have.
@@pantherace1000 lol who fires APCR
What is apcr anyways?
@@fulcrum2951 Armour Pierceing Composite Rigid shells, good for penetrating FLAT armour, but bounce at any angle, and have pretty much no explosive filler.
@@heeheehayftw3905, AND ARE SO HARD that they NEVER make any shrapnel.... It's basically harders than modern APDS-FS made of the BEST DU or Tungsten Carbide available for Naval Railgung Prototypes
"Theres no infantry in war thunder"
Enlisted:"hold ma beer"
Say what now?
Me:*sees T-34 gun*
Also Me:AHH SHITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN
Just started watching and I already sense the dry British humour
Dry?
Tea
It's so dry it makes the sahara desert look positively humid
Literally my first time watching them and I already like it
That last match perfectly sums up what it's like to rank up to the next tier
Wow! The tanks look so realistic! You must be running the game on movie graphics
Quite the improvement from a cardboard Lee-Enfield
Though it was pretty neatly painted tbh
@@Tom--pf8ub Thanks to Patreons, Squire finally changed his graphic card.
This was great. Totally accurate shows how average/console players feel about the game.
That's what we were going for! Cheers!
Thats exactly how i felt when i played this garbage.
This is my I feel playing British ships.
@@HaloFTW55 wha? british 4.0-5.0 is one of the strongest there is, the 17pndr does no wrong!
@@Dockhead Aside from british REFUSAL to use HE filler in their ammo. It pens everything but you gotta aim properly for it to work
3:24 fits perfect well with the background here.
When your T34-85 hatch gets welded shut like the hetzer back when “tanks don’t die”
Yes! This is what I got reminded of.
Also, it is T-34/85.
@ oh, it's just another version. Remember T-34-88 that was a result of soviets drilling out a barrel of one listed for repairs T-34-85 to 88mm to use spare captured Kwk36 shells? Well, this one is the same except the guy doing the drilling fell asleep in the process...
T-34 85,since it had a 85mm gun
Thanks for checking me
So that's why a lot of tanks died in WWII because they didn't have fire extinguishers unlocked
5:46 when you forget you are playing enlisted
The real warthunder experience is playing air on simplified controls on console
#pain
Jesus it’s so hard
I play warthunder SIM on console.
its unplayable
Its so much suffering
6:14 - 6:41
Me, when I used the T-34-85 for the 1st time in War Thunder.
Deutsches Panzer-IV-Ausf.G but nothing can beat the experience when unlocking the IS-2
@@noahsawyer767 until you realize it takes have the war to reload the damn thing
Did you fail?
6:31 and thats why the kv 2 take almost an hour to load
The 2 loaders are high on vodka
5:21 monty python and the holy grail?
@RE K The lancelot scene, when hes running at the castle. Thats what its referencing.
Sir Lancelot, the Panzerjager.
@RE K no no there was 100% a panzerfaust.
5:00
Why do I get the feeling that you J'd out mainly because you were playing with the french, and not because of the under-tier?
Whyyyyy ?
We are friendly ! Sort of !
@@Azerty72200 You want to get bankrupt on lions in a heartbeat? Play French tanks, most of them you just need to look at them and they explode, only exception is the b1. Source: Current French 6.7
@@literallynapoleonhimself5417 the arl 44 is ok
@@TheSlyRat32 it’s not great, a shot anywhere in the turret is a one hit kill. Meaning that you will always lose when someone is looking at you, even in a down tiered match, and since the turret is the weak spot there are no real things you can do to hide it, you can’t hull down and angling won’t work. Don’t get me wrong I love the ARL 44 it’s one of my favorite IRL tanks out there, but because of the massive weak spot that is the turret, it’s really hard to get a kill, because you’d expose your weak spot before the gun has line of sight of the enemy.
@@literallynapoleonhimself5417 not really
i loved it
“get the fire extinguisher”
“we have not unlocket it yet”
but it’s so true tho
The last time I was this early France was still fighting in the maginot line
In 1917
oof
Jonathon Spears
FRENCH EGG
@@spindash64 sorry I don't understand what that means.
@HaB22 guess I learned something new today
That guy with the Panzerfaust killed me😂😂😂
New playable unit in war thunder
Same with the people in the tank.
I absolutely adore the small detail of the commander holding thne binocs backwards.
"Ohp..yea, they're all there...Whole gang..." God that was so funny
1:52 ohp... yea, there they are... the whole gang
Hmmm, the choice between using Skillshare or setting fire to Bill.
Hmmm.
Am I the only one who wanted to see him lit up?
@@sidchicken2308 no
6:52 Funny thing was, while the Rumor of Soviet Tanks having their hatches welded shut was a myth, the fact was, the actual Hatches were hard to open, and even harder to escape from.
So technically speaking, the Soviet Tanks may as well have had their Hatches welded shut, since the hatch locks were so shoddy.
2:30
Real life: Sherman trap shots become so dangerous to Panthers that they create the Panther G with a redesigned gun mantlet to prevent trapshots.
War thunder: dIdNt hApPeN! dO yOu EvEn sEcReT dOcUmEnTs?!?!
when i play panther its like every section of my tank is cheese paper
@@Yingyanglord1 The only that works is the front plate and even then many things can pierce it. Panthers biggest strength is mobility and a powerful 75mm.
to be fair trap shots do happen in the game, its just rare. just like in real life. it still happened too often but that is relative to crew availability.
Guys, the panther is a MEDIUM tank with a better gun, armor and HP/Ton ratio than the M4A3 sherman. It actualy makes me sick to read that this is not enough for some people and they want impenetrable armor on top of all that.
If that is not enough then go to the US tree, grind your way to the M4A2 76 and play it. Belive me, after playing it you will want to kiss Gaijins feet 100 times because they put the Panther at 5.7 because the M4A2 76 is worse than everything you face in every single way(And this comes from someone who has it fully spaided). The Double diesel engine has incredibly low HP meaning that lituraly everything excelerates faster than you and you will be back to 10km/h once you tap a or d once, and you will Most of the time Drive around at 15-20 km/h. The armor might aswell be non existent because the things you fight at 5.0 in a best case scenario(which will never Happen since you Always get uptierd to 5.7-6.0) are Pz. IV's and T-34-57's (oh yeah and did I mention that you don't get a APCR Shell and have to fight the Pz. IV 70 (V) which doesn't have a single frontal weakspot and can lolpen you?), the gun is not great and you get gaijined a lot with it (shot's don't penetrate although they should) and once you miss your Shot you are practicly dead because all shermans max reverse speed is 4 km/h. Also the APCBC Shell has a pritty low muzzle velocity makeing it pritty hard to aim. Lituraly the onely selling Point of that Sherman is it's top Speed(which you will never reach because of said HP problems) and it's stabilisor which onely works up to 15 km/h while the Battle Gear(CC 1) is at 18 km/h meaning that you can't use it anyways(Not even mentioning that it's Not historicaly accurate and the stabilisor should work up to much higher speeds).
Now thats what you call suffering.
@@jakobc.2558 yeah, if you have to play USA just do the braindead heavy line, from the first jumbo until the t34 you are safe except from experienced players
The Fury references were the best part. Like the wiggling foot and the “best job ive ever had”
Indeed
Him stomping before stepping on the trigger?
I'm so amazed that you actually managed to make this video with actual, real tanks. It's wonderful that they agreed to do so much like the sherman shooting or this 4:24 (it took me a second to realize its real). Great job
Agreed, best job I ever had. Has nothing to do with that guy behind me pointing a PPSh-41 to my head.
The Panzerfaust part got me laughing my head off(also every other part especially when playing with the French) I love you sketches Squire and I love the fact that your content is better and better with each video(surprisingly even the mentioning of the sponsor is hilarious too,usually I’d ignore them)
6:30
I am now gonna imagine all my loaders dancing
Drive tanks Texas.
As a Texan native from San Antonio I thank you for visiting Texas
i admit i was skeptical with the switch to live action skits, but this one was great! extremely well done squire!
General: who's in our squad? Tank commander: Nigel Nigel Nigel Nigel and Nigel
This video makes me wonder why I still play this game with a religious passion
Its that euphoria when you land a hit and the beautiful red text shows up
Literally playing the Cromwell while watching this
I need to grind
Labas. Keep playing it.
@@SquireComedy lol labas,gerai zaisiu (◠‿◕)
Matau ne vienas aš čia Lietuvis :D
If you’re that low down I wish you the best of luck. Been playing since 2013, still haven’t unlocked everything yet
@@JohnKobaRuddy playing since 2016 and I didint grind tanks but on aircraft I've been grinding and I'm gonna get my first jet edit: I have my first jet and I'm about to get another one im soon gonna have the meteor right now I've got the attacker
Bro, the man with a panzerfaust scene should be in a vid called “When warthunder players play Enlisted.
06:40
Wow he finally got a kill after 3000 battles FINALLY
Been there done that tbh
Sherman: Gets killed by literally anything
T 34: Kills Panther with ease
Sherman: *sad American noises*
Now i see, I thought I was an absolute shit player with the Firefly, it always felt unfair how even perfectly angling my armor I was always penned and one shotted, so frustrating man. Sometimes I started the match thinking about what to do and where to go, some mins later a shot from the other side of the map ammo racks me. Damn this game sucks some days.
4:00 my loader if the enemy is 1 shot
the Sherman was better then the t34 in real life
*laughs in shredding German big cats in the Sherman Jumbo.*
I still like myself :(
5:43 "Oh crap we're playing enlisted
Tfw you see Leopard 1s in your M4a3
6.7 experience
This feels like a Spongebob episode
“Five hundred games later...”
if only needing 500 games for a single unlock was a joke in the game....
*Sobs at 7.0 for nearly a year as a f2p
1:56 M4A3E8: oh hello gang
Panzer gang: delete and go to garage
When the video started lagging I assumed that's also ironical, but then it turned out to be my PC
Oof
7:58 when I got the centurion mk 3 in a nutshell
1:54
“Oh yeah there they are ..the whole Gang”
U have no idea how hard that one hit XD
Did anyone notice that they are not using a Sherman Firefly?
Quiet, You!
Nope, definitely not, what were you talking about