George Carlin on WAR (Ukraine / Russia)

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  • Опубліковано 24 лют 2022
  • A compilation of some of George Carlin best jokes about War/ Terror
    Thoughts and Prayers go out to all the civilians in Ukraine / Russia
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  • @ezatron9766
    @ezatron9766 2 роки тому +167

    George carlin would be having one hell of a field day on stage if he was still with us. Nothings changed since he died and things have only gotten worse

    • @BigWJE
      @BigWJE 2 роки тому +7

      I've only just Turned 30,However I was brought up on a steady diet of George Carlin,Bill Hicks & Richard Pryor from when I was about 12. I'm in To quick cut n dry comedians these days ,Jimmy Carr (back in the day) & Frankie boyle ,and a Canadian comedian called Jason rouse, dark humour is my thing these days.However.....what really boils my piss is, why can't comedians be outlandish these days and be absolutely brutally messed up,Tell the truth,fucked up stories,
      I'm from the UK like, I can see it, a few of my friends have been approached about there material...they don't give a F like, But I feel propper bad for comics that start off,get pressured when they get clout,then change there shit.....sorry for the vent guys,anyone else having trouble on the stand up circuit you know of?

    • @ezatron9766
      @ezatron9766 2 роки тому

      @@BigWJE thinking of comedians speaking the truth.
      Did you notice just how quickly many celebrities shut down flat earth theory and just how few celebs were trying to back it up and state that it was more than possible?
      Water level = FLAT

    • @roastedicons1234
      @roastedicons1234 2 роки тому

      @@BigWJE so true we have all the great comedians gone I ul love chubby brown and Bernard manning

    • @mikethomas6120
      @mikethomas6120 Рік тому

      @@BigWJE if you love dark hunker you should check out Doug Stanhope if you already haven’t.

    • @Thelounge3k
      @Thelounge3k Рік тому

      Man george would have a netflix special every week for the next year if he was to touch on any of the bs we have seen in the past few years

  • @SuperSoliton
    @SuperSoliton 2 роки тому +62

    1992 - 2022 The world has been running in a cycle. RIP George.

    • @unclebobs90
      @unclebobs90 2 роки тому +3

      Man's been dead for more then 10 years

    • @MasterDragonPaladin
      @MasterDragonPaladin Місяць тому

      2024 now. Rip george carlin, the absolute GOAT. If he could see the state of the world today his rants and jokes would be endless.

  • @sandysinghaniya7568
    @sandysinghaniya7568 Рік тому +12

    He's Blunt, Right & Straight to the Point.
    🔥

  • @dggd
    @dggd Рік тому +9

    Still love this man TREMENDOUSLY! He left us much truth, and timeless food for thought! SALUTE FOREVERMORE!

  • @connj67
    @connj67 Рік тому +9

    "My first rule: I don't believe anything my government tells me.
    Second: And I don't take seriously the press or the media who, pretty much, acts like a PR firm for the Dept of Defense".

  • @adamthespinygiant
    @adamthespinygiant 2 роки тому +69

    George Carlin is the GOAT of comedy. He made fun of everybody equally. His standup are like a fine scotch.

    • @KBWRER
      @KBWRER 2 роки тому +2

      Truly the best of all time by a country mile.

  • @stefanwysocki6878
    @stefanwysocki6878 9 місяців тому +4

    George was not a King Of Comedy, he was the king of truth, everything he said is true

  • @wesleywilliams1380
    @wesleywilliams1380 2 роки тому +18

    Man I love this guy. RIP to this comedy genius.

  • @wyattvlogs1190
    @wyattvlogs1190 2 роки тому +23

    George Carlin passed 13 years ago, I was confused for a minute.

    • @robanderson473
      @robanderson473 Рік тому +2

      Where the hell did thirteen years go?! Time truly does fly.... thirteen years, wow!

    • @Paula-pr1bo
      @Paula-pr1bo 10 місяців тому

  • @ozanpress
    @ozanpress 2 роки тому +40

    He was right, and always will be!

  • @nigel-Rollercam-channel
    @nigel-Rollercam-channel 2 роки тому +10

    3:50 to 3:59, thank you for editing that quote in, it really brings the reality and futility of our conflicts and lack of trust for one another to a very disappointing place.

  • @KBWRER
    @KBWRER 2 роки тому +13

    The greatest to ever step on stage.

  • @Atomic-toons00
    @Atomic-toons00 2 роки тому +42

    He was right all the time

    • @MrCarlos115
      @MrCarlos115 2 роки тому

      Yes he was right all of the time…. But to use him for this is a nonstarter… Nazi’s don’t talk like this, and those who try to hide behind him know this…

    • @samuelgates6479
      @samuelgates6479 2 роки тому

      I am an avid carlin enjoyer, but no he’s definitely not right all the time especially as he got older and more into drug use his standup started to turn into more like angry rants and tirades. which some people only know him for, which is strange to me because his younger material was actual comedy gold like baseball v football and time

    • @Atomic-toons00
      @Atomic-toons00 2 роки тому +3

      @@samuelgates6479 never judge a book by its cover

  • @David-nb8tq
    @David-nb8tq 6 місяців тому +3

    The man was a genius

  • @1greattorero
    @1greattorero 2 роки тому +31

    Simply the King of comedy.

  • @JohnDoe-im2ty
    @JohnDoe-im2ty 6 місяців тому

    This is a gem thank you😁

  • @ohgplayer481
    @ohgplayer481 2 роки тому +4

    "thats our fucking job" mind blown

  • @AS-010o0
    @AS-010o0 Рік тому +5

    This man was a comedy genius 😊

  • @simonfrouws
    @simonfrouws 2 роки тому +9

    very well put togheter great job

  • @carolynsteele6797
    @carolynsteele6797 2 роки тому +15

    George definitely tells it like it is! Best comedian ever!

  • @HipJipC
    @HipJipC Рік тому +3

    The World lost another RARE Genius when we lost George Carlin.

  • @carolegrover3052
    @carolegrover3052 Рік тому +1

    Bless his laughter !

  • @PWIJsneus
    @PWIJsneus 2 роки тому +17

    I miss George!

  • @mattdean7569
    @mattdean7569 2 роки тому +3

    Had to play this after Cornet brought it up on the drive through

  • @alphawhiskey8042
    @alphawhiskey8042 2 роки тому +14

    I love George but why is "(Ukraine/Russia)" in the title?

    • @instamdgram
      @instamdgram 2 роки тому +12

      Clickbait!

    • @tpilot_error404
      @tpilot_error404 2 роки тому +1

      Because Freedom is censored.🇨🇦

    • @nubdupre6678
      @nubdupre6678 2 роки тому

      @@tpilot_error404 what do you mean

    • @bonedtothestone7408
      @bonedtothestone7408 2 роки тому

      @@nubdupre6678 He doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Just nonsense

  • @burglar42
    @burglar42 9 місяців тому

    August 2023, we need george!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @westmidz5904
    @westmidz5904 Рік тому +4

    This should be taught to kids in school 🚸

  • @doorwatcher
    @doorwatcher Рік тому +1

    RIP
    We need him around today. How great would that be?

  • @deaf19830
    @deaf19830 Рік тому +4

    He started draining the swamp, i wouldn’t have opened my eyes had it not been for him. Afterwards, I started watching the governments of this world and behold when you see the truth it’s like a matrix you have our fictional life we live and then when you come home you have tv.

  • @masoodkhan581
    @masoodkhan581 5 місяців тому +1

    This also applies to the situation in Palestine

  • @RW4X4X3006
    @RW4X4X3006 Рік тому +1

    I miss George. We need him today like never before. George would tear the last 10 years on this rock, a new asshole.

  • @BlackKataklyst
    @BlackKataklyst Рік тому +3

    Everyone's so pissed off in America right now. If I were another country, I would not pick a fight with that pent up rage.

  • @Anvilshock
    @Anvilshock 2 роки тому +22

    "Thoughts and prayers" - Because nothing says compassion like giving the most worthless and ineffective in making an actual change for those supposedly on the receiving end that at he same time is inversely proportional in its effect of wrapping the conscience of those on the giving end in blissful freedom and absolution from any responsibility whatsoever. You've done your part, because you've convinced yourself you've done so.

    • @airballeric4575
      @airballeric4575  2 роки тому +5

      Fair enough... what should I do to help?

    • @Entropy106
      @Entropy106 2 роки тому +2

      You’re one of the actual people with real intellect

    • @DickiMonster
      @DickiMonster 2 роки тому +1

      @@airballeric4575 we can’t do anything to be honest

    • @troycambo
      @troycambo 2 роки тому +2

      Can’t be an atheist without being a cunt about it. Carlin was right about a lot of things (despite being a hypocrite who accrued a lot of material wealth while talking as if he was part of the working class) but he was wrong about religion.
      The ‘big club’ he talks about wants to dismantle Christianity ( as well as nationality, race) precisely because it gives people an identity and once stripped they are merely animals with material needa and easier to control.
      But yeh sounds edgy to sjit on religion and everything that came before.
      A am also athesit btw.

    • @davidroot2229
      @davidroot2229 2 роки тому

      It's funny to see fans of carlin who lost the whole message by focusing on one joke or one view and turning against each other he called that shit

  • @SuperMarry23
    @SuperMarry23 2 роки тому +2

    Thoughts and prayers and you play a clip of George Carlin. Now, is that kind of very ironic.

  • @rocktr182
    @rocktr182 2 роки тому +2

    Prayers and George in same video??🤣👍🤦

  • @HeiseiRedzilla
    @HeiseiRedzilla Рік тому +1

    GOAT

  • @hollyhackman3701
    @hollyhackman3701 2 роки тому

    Love it!

  • @gregoryphillips5518
    @gregoryphillips5518 2 роки тому +3

    I miss you so much 😰😰😰😰

  • @gabodelbarca
    @gabodelbarca 2 роки тому +9

    Man, he forgot the bombing on Serbia

    • @karenmarsh1067
      @karenmarsh1067 2 роки тому +2

      It’s America there’s too much wars to count
      It’s like trying to remember all the human arteries

    • @richardblack290
      @richardblack290 2 роки тому

      Serbia got what it deserved killed thousands u must be American

  • @rmmccarthy1240
    @rmmccarthy1240 2 роки тому

    ...as usual!

  • @ThePremel
    @ThePremel Рік тому

    THE KING OF THRUTH

  • @ThePremel
    @ThePremel Рік тому

    Lol.....fuckin'with people ! 🤭🌼🤭

  • @titilotus7468
    @titilotus7468 2 роки тому

    Goerge is Alex Jones just didn’t know it!

  • @davidjohnston6929
    @davidjohnston6929 Рік тому

    He's acturally so right on the money cause it's how funny it's true and I believe it is right

  • @rosadallago9543
    @rosadallago9543 4 місяці тому

    To start a video containing George Carlin with thoughts and prayers must be irony.

  • @ohgplayer481
    @ohgplayer481 2 роки тому

    "the only national anthem with rockets and bombs in the god dammed thing" wow

  • @AnhTuPhucDerrickHoangCanada

    This country is great that I can call pple idiots and I win

  • @danhemming6624
    @danhemming6624 2 роки тому

    Thoughts and prayers? George would tear you a new one for that. He was an atheist.

  • @GAB8407
    @GAB8407 2 роки тому +4

    Without Pryor and Carlin keeping America straight on its wrongs, we are...well...YOU know.

  • @eddietoruno284
    @eddietoruno284 Рік тому

    now we got internet the ratings are skyrocketing!!!we got pandemia and war!!!

  • @randonceccoli8428
    @randonceccoli8428 2 роки тому

    Wasn't the first clip post Serbia?

  • @jacobleedowney
    @jacobleedowney 11 місяців тому

    @1:10 and he keeps going for the 30,000 people who agree! Again @4:35

  • @slatkikolaci3563
    @slatkikolaci3563 Рік тому

    9:15

  • @wesleywilliams1380
    @wesleywilliams1380 2 роки тому +1

    I'm dead rotfctfu 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @00Spiral007
    @00Spiral007 11 місяців тому +3

    Love Carlin, and I love his thoughts on war, but the Ukr/Rus tags aren't really insightful. Carlin's insights are scathing for the American mentality and american experience of war and war lust. I think it's reflective of a kind of American exceptionalism to assume all American material is just automatically related by default. The context matters, and the history matters. Carlin is going to get clicks regardless - he's timeless. I just think Carlin is best when discussing the American mentality towards war, but y'all might disagree.

  • @sandysinghaniya7568
    @sandysinghaniya7568 Рік тому +1

    True & HILARIOUS.
    That's what USA DO.
    😄🔥😄

  • @dfswhip
    @dfswhip 2 роки тому +4

    not really relevant to the ukraine/russia conflict, but some uncomfortable truth in there...

    • @angelsimiano6687
      @angelsimiano6687 2 роки тому +2

      The moral of what he said is wars are useless the top nations degrades the smallest countries

    • @_sokolica
      @_sokolica 2 роки тому

      Very relevant it is. Uncomfortable, too.

  • @alloyheaven1
    @alloyheaven1 Рік тому

    and civilians in russia

  • @modemmann303
    @modemmann303 Рік тому

    Why do I fell that no-one else put it as straight as he did?

  • @doomslayer1984
    @doomslayer1984 8 місяців тому +1

    Serbia was white. And guess what? Arabs are white as well.

  • @violagentsch
    @violagentsch Рік тому +2

    Ukraine Russia War? Dude, clickbait

  • @Invertedworldx
    @Invertedworldx 5 місяців тому

    Interesting at the beginning "thoughts and prayers" only go to Ukraine why just Ukraine and not Russians too?

  • @jivy_league9855
    @jivy_league9855 Рік тому

    It's funny to think that george carlin wouldve been called a conservative now days lmao. If only he could've known lmfao. He would've gotten a kick out of this fucking shit.

  • @johalmag3304
    @johalmag3304 Рік тому

    Comment 111

  • @user-wk7yb7qc5i
    @user-wk7yb7qc5i 11 місяців тому +1

    Shame on you using George Caring to get views!

  • @metal665lica
    @metal665lica Рік тому +3

    "Thoughts and prayers go out to all the civilians in Ukraine."
    And yet you share a video of Carlin.
    Oh the irony...

    • @vision821k4
      @vision821k4 Рік тому

      why is that irony? to quote carlin, "i love this country and i wouldnt have it ANY other way."
      so what's your point? in a free society, we have the ability* to change things unlike garbage can Russia invading Ukraine's home and trying to wipe them off the map. you want irony? look in the mirror. you think you know something, but you don't know anything. there's nothing wrong with having compassion for civilians killed in a wer. and if it's because it has a religious prayer attached to it, ill show up at YOUR funeral and punch your loved ones in the mouth for even mentioning God, those religious morons.

  • @ytuser13082011
    @ytuser13082011 2 роки тому

    I find this comparison to be disgusting. I know what you were trying to achieve, but the shit russia does to Ukraine is not comparable to what USA did to middle east.

    • @raymondsarvarian9074
      @raymondsarvarian9074 Рік тому

      Lets see. Russian reason to start a military operation in Ukraine. 1st to stop NATO expansion towards the Russian boarders even though US and NATO had an agreement that they would never do. 2nd. The poppet installed leader of Ukraine was for 10 years killing Russian Ukrainian civilians.
      US REASON TO ATTACK IRAQ.
      US government causation that Iraq was sitting on a huge pole of weapons of mass killing, so they attacked Iraq and carpet bombed every inch of Iraq’s land. Killed over 1 million civilians which 400 thousand were children.
      AFTER THE ENTIRE IRAQ WAS DESTROYED
      MR. BUSH SAYS NO WEAPON, buy joking and laughing acting like a clown that he is looking under the podium and joking NO NO WEAPNS HERE, and the rest of the evil government were laughing so hard that they almost Peed in their pants.
      Thats just one comparison between what Russia has done and what US did.

    • @zivaradlovacki2666
      @zivaradlovacki2666 8 місяців тому

      How so?

  • @setoman1
    @setoman1 Рік тому

    You mean Great Russia vs (lesser) Little Russia. No matter how you carve Russia up, it will always be Russia. And it will always be Great.

  • @dorecannon2851
    @dorecannon2851 10 місяців тому +1

    The world is a lesser place since that man died.

  • @duckgoesmooo
    @duckgoesmooo Рік тому

    I'm not sure the words "Thoughts and Prayers" and "George Carlin" can be put in the same sentence with a straight face. I feel for Ukraine, but I'd much rather we do something useful like arms and money than "Thoughts and Prayers".

  • @terrycrow2066
    @terrycrow2066 Рік тому

    George and John Prine are somewhere collaborating on some amazingly profound and funny songs about this shitshow we have going on here at Earth.capatilismaxxedoutversion