The Illusion of Security

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  • @iStateOfMind3
    @iStateOfMind3  Рік тому +107

    Please consider subscribing to the channel. I havent been uploading in a long time. I followed events in the world for a long time, unfortuately after 8 years of world events I found the constant sad news very draining and took a step back. That said every new subscriber is the greatest reward I could ask for and a source of motivation to continue working on my channel. I try to find and share timeless social commentary from the greatest people alive and also, sadly, the greats that have left this world. If you appreciate the content I share please subscribe and I promise to source the rarest clips of people like George Carlin (RIP). His thoughts are so relevant even all these years later. Thank You X

    • @adonikam1
      @adonikam1 Рік тому

      Sep 11 was done by the parasites that run America.

    • @arjunjain87
      @arjunjain87 Рік тому +1

    • @audreyschwope3477
      @audreyschwope3477 Рік тому

      😂

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      @simlife445 Рік тому

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    • @kindauncool
      @kindauncool Рік тому

      Aw, this is such a sweet message of course I'll subscribe

  • @LeoWhalen1933
    @LeoWhalen1933 2 роки тому +3927

    Just so people know, this was performed before September 11th. This guy was so brilliant and intuitive it's scary.

    • @Taijifufu
      @Taijifufu 2 роки тому +71

      Thanks I was wondering about that but it's not in the description.

    • @zerosn1nz
      @zerosn1nz 2 роки тому

      Your ignorance to life consistently repeating itself is scary. Dumbshit

    • @tomfull6637
      @tomfull6637 2 роки тому +122

      ..and covid

    • @zerosn1nz
      @zerosn1nz 2 роки тому +34

      @@tomfull6637 even better

    • @millermonsterair
      @millermonsterair 2 роки тому

      right, because airport security didnt exist before 911......

  • @Goatvarro
    @Goatvarro 8 років тому +4238

    I like how the category of this video is education rather than comedy.

    • @Ryan-xq3kl
      @Ryan-xq3kl 7 років тому +1

      no but were just stupid little white no nothings right??

    • @Loonaticx
      @Loonaticx 7 років тому +13

      Ryan Berkovich know nothings*

    • @Loonaticx
      @Loonaticx 7 років тому +9

      Ryan Berkovich Irony.

    • @annebannan9817
      @annebannan9817 7 років тому

      Ryan Berkovich yea

    • @sgtpepper3161
      @sgtpepper3161 6 років тому +13

      I think it's less to do with race than is fucked up individuals.
      And even then, just cause you're fucked up doesn't mean you're the evil kinda fucked up

  • @leecrowder4934
    @leecrowder4934 Рік тому +331

    I was fortunate enough to see Carlin live and I would love to see his take on the last four years. He was such a brilliant observer of society....

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 Рік тому

      I think he'd say that Covid was the planet defending itself against us to shake us off, as he talked about in 1992.

    • @alessandrozuffi5068
      @alessandrozuffi5068 Рік тому +5

      oh man, I wish I could have seen him too

    • @waynewanderer
      @waynewanderer Рік тому +4

      George Carlin or Christopher Hitchens , both would`ve been great entertainment in these current climes , Bill Hicks too

    • @mattjohnson3954
      @mattjohnson3954 Рік тому +3

      He just told you.

    • @joerock5680
      @joerock5680 Рік тому

      Good for you Mr 👍🏼👍🏼

  • @drygnfyre
    @drygnfyre 8 років тому +3505

    Incredible how on-point Carlin was about so many things.

    • @fiveoclock8888
      @fiveoclock8888 8 років тому +11

      Trump is a germaphobe.. He was too right

    • @burgskeletal3149
      @burgskeletal3149 7 років тому +12

      Jalan Marshall Yes he is. He said shaking hands was the worst thing the West ever came up with

    • @anyzone2350
      @anyzone2350 6 років тому +12

      @GibusDrop
      It ain't worth shit. Guns get on board, bombs get on board. Tests prove that every time, & so does the occasional BOOM. Oops. How did that by ?
      But you sure as hell aren't getting that bottle of water on board.

    • @Crazyd_
      @Crazyd_ 6 років тому +9

      Airport Safety is a joke and I think of his tapes every time I go thru airport security. When I was young I walked up to the ticket counter and started laughing, my mom knew what I was thinking and said, "Don't you dare".

    • @roxomega
      @roxomega 6 років тому +4

      Yeah, i know... terrorism is exciting

  • @billo19812
    @billo19812 2 роки тому +4618

    Everything George Carlin ever talked about basically came to pass. Nail on the head, all of the time

    • @moatasemkassab4517
      @moatasemkassab4517 2 роки тому +11

      Don't you think the terrorist bombings that he supports is indicative of his impervious psychopathy?
      Don't get me wrong, I love Carlin, but sometimes I can't get whether he's serious or satirical at times.

    • @zachkent2575
      @zachkent2575 2 роки тому +22

      @@moatasemkassab4517 maybe you're just really tone deaf

    • @moatasemkassab4517
      @moatasemkassab4517 2 роки тому +9

      @@zachkent2575 I mean, you have a point.

    • @kookythymes2838
      @kookythymes2838 2 роки тому +45

      @@moatasemkassab4517 I found George to be unhinged and senile in this clip, and I usually like his "stand up" (not really stand up, just him ranting on stage). every point he made seemed less logical than the last, from food and safety laws, to his views of terrorism being"entertainment", with each passing minute he found ways to look more idiotic

    • @kung-fu-kevin
      @kung-fu-kevin 2 роки тому +171

      @@kookythymes2838no disrespect but i think you didn't get it

  • @janicehess9955
    @janicehess9955 Рік тому +155

    The fact that George Carlin's routines so long ago turns out to be so true in many ways is uncanny.

    • @811chelseafc
      @811chelseafc 11 місяців тому +1

      He did this before 9/11. Insane.

  • @sevenseries6510
    @sevenseries6510 2 роки тому +889

    Every word out of this man’s mouth is pure gold

    • @simmergames757
      @simmergames757 2 роки тому +4

      TRUEEE!!!!
      this is literally explaining the swedish goverment XD

    • @bigdee8189
      @bigdee8189 Рік тому +1

      Gold??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣. NO!! HELL NO!!

    • @shawnodell8389
      @shawnodell8389 Рік тому

      ​@@bigdee8189why is that

    • @brad7871
      @brad7871 Рік тому

      Lmao. That's REAL. 😂😊

    • @yankee2666
      @yankee2666 Рік тому

      @@shawnodell8389 That's not the question. The question is 'why is it gold'?

  • @jamesmckillop3567
    @jamesmckillop3567 8 років тому +903

    Amazing talk. Love this guy...He should have lived 1000 years to straighten us out...

    • @limitisillusion7
      @limitisillusion7 2 роки тому +26

      If I know anything about Carlin, he would've admitted himself that he could've lived for 1000 years and it wouldn't have changed a thing.

    • @helio-r4u
      @helio-r4u 2 роки тому

      @@limitisillusion7 Don’t say that. Baby steps and with time. We just need more open eyes.

    • @animaljustice7774
      @animaljustice7774 2 роки тому +2

      He’s like the grandpa we all need to give us a kick in the pants

    • @Dim2134
      @Dim2134 2 роки тому +9

      @@limitisillusion7 He'd probably have hated to live that long anyways. I know I would get real tired of it.

    • @evamediatrix999
      @evamediatrix999 2 роки тому

      @@Dim2134 He's prob still alive tho and that's the part people are unable to comprehend lol

  • @gaberelftak9679
    @gaberelftak9679 2 роки тому +95

    Damn! he doesn't even waits for the laughs of the audience, he continues like he never needed them, what a genius!

  • @JennyFB1281
    @JennyFB1281 3 роки тому +807

    He's right about people needing to take risks sometimes and getting out of our comfort zones.

    • @JennyFB1281
      @JennyFB1281 2 роки тому +6

      @@BlankRami I was just referring to what he said about getting out of our comfort zones sometimes.

    • @E-0921
      @E-0921 2 роки тому

      @@BlankRami Gilbert Godfrey made an 9/11 joke that really pissed people off and yet he still continued on up till his recent death. Screw what people think about it. If their panties are in a twist then let them. Express your jokes. Fuck sensitivity.

    • @Vinicius-ux4qx
      @Vinicius-ux4qx 2 роки тому +6

      You don't get out of your comfort zone, you expand it.

    • @JennyFB1281
      @JennyFB1281 2 роки тому +4

      @@Vinicius-ux4qx Nope. You're either in your comfort zone or you aren't.

    • @frankdravenful
      @frankdravenful 2 роки тому +7

      He’s right about most things 😅

  • @scotlandmckinzie1566
    @scotlandmckinzie1566 9 років тому +2881

    funny part is that there is a medical theory theory that actually claims that living in to clean of an environment can be detrimental to one's health. This man hit the nail on the the head about a lot of things

    • @PhatGirlLuvr68Comix
      @PhatGirlLuvr68Comix 8 років тому +171

      +Scotland McKinzie It's been proven that the over-use of germ-killing gel has created newer, antibiotic-resistant germs. Nice thought.

    • @masquerade3979
      @masquerade3979 8 років тому +26

      +Scotland McKinzie Yeah..bacteria form our ability to withstand illness, our immunosystem

    • @sockfish123
      @sockfish123 8 років тому +93

      +Scotland McKinzie That's the theory of allergies. Some scientists believe we have such a prevalence of allergies because our immune system is compensating for the lack of actual bacteria to fight.

    • @thetruth5084
      @thetruth5084 7 років тому +99

      Don't need to be a medical scientist to understand that moderation in all things is essential.

    • @RasPutintheGreat
      @RasPutintheGreat 6 років тому +14

      Scotland McKinzie when i was born and growing up i was the cleanest of all. Now i have asthma!

  • @williamlopez8983
    @williamlopez8983 2 роки тому +425

    Man why can't we have more people like him!!!!

    • @rgolab3174
      @rgolab3174 2 роки тому +1

      Well he tells you why, cause we are all security seeking PUSSIES who let the government take our freedom, little by little, every year having less and less freedom in the name of safety and security.

    • @victorious541
      @victorious541 2 роки тому +12

      Because that would make him less special!

    • @curiouswind9196
      @curiouswind9196 Рік тому +8

      @@victorious541 spedial or not we need people like him

    • @slayrisk
      @slayrisk Рік тому +23

      We do have people like him. It's just that what he said back then, would now classify as hate-speech or offensive to one group or the other. They took away our voice, but they can't take away our thoughts.

    • @curiouswind9196
      @curiouswind9196 Рік тому

      @@slayrisk unless they find a way to indoctrinate us into certain ideas from a young age before the part of the brain that is responsible with critical thinking fully grows and teach us to hate, ostracize and sometimes kill people who dont think like us, then they wont be able to take away our freedom of thought...
      *...cough cough religion cough...*

  • @MrVampira1
    @MrVampira1 2 роки тому +647

    This is from his album “you are all diseased” it came out in 1999. He was a brilliant clairvoyant.

    • @robertd9020
      @robertd9020 2 роки тому +5

      Believe it or not the good slash Great things that happened in the late 90’s like 97 or 98 and 99 and the 2000’s childhood in Romania and Europe than what is going now with family problems and stressors between my parents and Sibling as well as my other Dediu Families sucks completely and is so boring and no fun Here in America during this new Decade of more Hell than the 2000’s and most recently the 2010’s I truly believe that if me and my Grandfather and George Carlin were around the same age when I was
      Little I bet growing up we would make one hell of a team against the stupidity and de evolution of humans in this Century called the 21st for both Europe and America were I have been living all this time God I wish I was never born to Grow up in this shitty Twenty First Century where with each passing Decades humans around me’s faces turned from Fun loving and having fun and having passion and energy for life to being all unhappy depressed faced looking and just Downright boring

    • @evanm2024
      @evanm2024 2 роки тому +4

      I discovered Carlin when I was in high school, so 2000 or 2001. At the time, this was his newest show, and I thought it was a little too coarse for my style... less explicitly funny than all of his previous material. But two decades later, everything he talked about turned out to be real.

    • @TheBfutgreg
      @TheBfutgreg 2 роки тому +3

      @@robertd9020 Hey did they teach about punctuation in Romania? No offense but your comment is difficult to read due to a lack of punctuation/formatting

    • @azirbang1971
      @azirbang1971 2 роки тому +2

      and 23. years later his points are still valid...

    • @thitsmcgee1917
      @thitsmcgee1917 2 роки тому +1

      @@TheBfutgreg go to hell and find some punctuations there you fucking loser grammar patrol bitch

  • @Dryfield3
    @Dryfield3 8 років тому +319

    He was so far ahead of his time, you were the best George, and thank you

  • @ianmckenzie976
    @ianmckenzie976 2 роки тому +133

    George Carlin the entertainer of truth. What a legend.

  • @jonathanbrodrick3302
    @jonathanbrodrick3302 9 років тому +811

    Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin, 1759.

    • @Ms.Fowlbwahhh
      @Ms.Fowlbwahhh 6 років тому +14

      Mistah Jeezy more like spoken like someone who actually takes responsibility for him or herself.

    • @Ms.Fowlbwahhh
      @Ms.Fowlbwahhh 6 років тому +4

      Mistah Jeezy that is dumbest reasoning I have ever heard. Your parents obviously failed to teach you anything.

    • @Ms.Fowlbwahhh
      @Ms.Fowlbwahhh 6 років тому +4

      Mistah Jeezy if you aren’t coherent enough to understand a few words, all is lost my friend. It’s sad there are so many like this in the world.

    • @Ms.Fowlbwahhh
      @Ms.Fowlbwahhh 6 років тому +3

      Mistah Jeezy you seem to be getting upset. I think you have some other things going on beyond a george video

    • @mikitz
      @mikitz 6 років тому +8

      My favorite quote from old Benny. Today you could add 'trading your entire privacy for a bit of convenience'. It's just not worth it.

  • @DocOrtmeyer
    @DocOrtmeyer 2 роки тому +5016

    So 22 years ago, Carlin said we were willing to trade freedom for the illusion of security 😅
    Holy shit he's good.

    • @michaelriley8002
      @michaelriley8002 2 роки тому +158

      Yes. He told us much more we just didn't listen. "The tables have been tilted, the whole time we just went about our day never really paying attention" George was a prophet.

    • @DocOrtmeyer
      @DocOrtmeyer 2 роки тому +19

      @@michaelriley8002 the real owners !!!!!

    • @michaelriley8002
      @michaelriley8002 2 роки тому +115

      @@DocOrtmeyer "The real owners don't want a population of well informed people capable of critical thinking....Pretty soon all you'll need to get into college is a pencil" George knew what was coming, just listen to him.

    • @rebelguy9487
      @rebelguy9487 2 роки тому +31

      Carlin was Nostradamus reincarnated......man, I miss that guy!

    • @Kirealta
      @Kirealta 2 роки тому +41

      People have been pointing that out for centuries.

  • @syndahra
    @syndahra Рік тому +18

    watching this post pandemic and obviously post 9/11, I still find so much truth in his words. I miss his take on the world, and I hope others can see the amazing genius this man was/is.

  • @breadcthulhu2246
    @breadcthulhu2246 2 роки тому +311

    I wish George was around to see the world the way it is. We really need him and his humor right now. 🙁

    • @jakewade7993
      @jakewade7993 2 роки тому +8

      I wish I knew about him before he died he says so many things I think about constantly but can't use humor to say them

    • @nana8nanashi
      @nana8nanashi 2 роки тому +16

      Sad thing is, if he was around, he'd be liable to wish he wasn't...

    • @Jimothy-723
      @Jimothy-723 2 роки тому +5

      they would cancel him.

    • @ickebins6948
      @ickebins6948 Рік тому +1

      @@Jimothy-723 "They" ... yeah "them" is so bad...

    • @toantoan3574
      @toantoan3574 Рік тому +1

      @@ickebins6948 lmao dont fucking pretend it doesnt happen. They are trying/tried to cancel Cleese and Chappelle. A great comedian either die before this stupid culture war or live long enough to have moronic Twitter and Reddit mobs act like they were never funny.

  • @JosephSullivan1979
    @JosephSullivan1979 2 роки тому +1983

    We needed George Carlin during this pandemic. RIP sir.

    • @njyildum1
      @njyildum1 2 роки тому +13

      I thought as much

    • @xavierbell1996
      @xavierbell1996 2 роки тому +51

      yeah we definitely need someone like him during these times. nobody else is gonna call out all the bs like he did

    • @11fireflower
      @11fireflower 2 роки тому +20

      A lot of material he would have today 😀😀😀

    • @CokeVoAYCE
      @CokeVoAYCE 2 роки тому +57

      the great thing about his comedy is it applies to concepts that we'll always be struggling with, so his comedy/message is immortalized. you don't even need carlin back, you can just replace "airport security" with "covid restrictions" and it's the exact same message. same with many of his other shows.

    • @axiss5840
      @axiss5840 2 роки тому +49

      They''d just get him 'cancelled' on Twitter and no platform would host him so he'd never get to speak.

  • @the.eldubya
    @the.eldubya 2 роки тому +48

    His standup is pure truth and gold

  • @punishmentforall
    @punishmentforall 8 років тому +174

    And this is recorded pre 9/11 - on February 6, 1999.

    • @dakkadakka9047
      @dakkadakka9047 8 років тому +101

      And the point still stands even today

    • @pride2184
      @pride2184 6 років тому +9

      Carlin hated on all religion. But your point is only sorta true.

    • @AUTOPSY666
      @AUTOPSY666 6 років тому +2

      Trump is an idiot.

    • @geoffwilliams4478
      @geoffwilliams4478 6 років тому

      @@AUTOPSY666 and every conservative who follows him

    • @Pravdacz-tp8zu
      @Pravdacz-tp8zu 6 років тому

      @Happy Fox Don't take these terror threats seriously. His point is still relevant. Odds that you're killed by terrorist is practically zero. You're more likely to become president.

  • @jacksonvalad5957
    @jacksonvalad5957 7 років тому +604

    George is a philosopher

  • @bobbywhite1152
    @bobbywhite1152 Рік тому +31

    This man is a genius. Impresses me every time he list things off. Absolutely an idol of mine. From Thomas the train to this. My entire life I've been listening to him.

    • @PerryPariah
      @PerryPariah Рік тому

      Wait? Are you implying that he was involved in the making of Thomas the Train???

    • @ruilopes00
      @ruilopes00 Рік тому

      You are easily impressed by the theatrics. He's brilliant but this "terrorism is entertainment" and "take a chance" is just stupid.

    • @katie7748
      @katie7748 Рік тому

      ​@PerryPariah Blew my mind when I first found out/realized it lol

  • @trooperjim1957
    @trooperjim1957 8 років тому +369

    Thousands of TSA arrested for theft; not a single terrorist detected by TSA.

    • @erronblack308
      @erronblack308 2 роки тому +6

      TSA need to all get on one big plane

    • @jackedkerouac4414
      @jackedkerouac4414 2 роки тому +2

      @@erronblack308 TSA are cool compared to customs agents. Those ppl have a serious chip on their shoulders

    • @decoraqueena6413
      @decoraqueena6413 2 роки тому +12

      Most terrorist attacks are domestic, so they're pointless in general.

    • @henryford2950
      @henryford2950 2 роки тому +5

      It's all a scam.

    • @youngtruthspitta3655
      @youngtruthspitta3655 2 роки тому

      @@decoraqueena6413 Word and boy do I have some unread information for a lot of people that say the Afghan pointless war was justified

  • @duncanotema
    @duncanotema 2 роки тому +635

    “Trade away their freedom in exchange for a little feeling of security” so applicable in 2021.

    • @joseppicornholio8558
      @joseppicornholio8558 2 роки тому +16

      What about the super virus part.. idk there's some thing there

    • @dice1296
      @dice1296 2 роки тому +41

      george carlin was pretty old when he recorded that special. and yet, not old enough to have experienced the last major pandemic. COVID-19 ain't little. it's serious shit. and yet...not even a national lockdown in america. on the whole, any freedoms lost have been relatively minor compared with other nations

    • @patrick7804
      @patrick7804 2 роки тому +44

      @@dice1296 that’s how it starts, “minor” freedom exchange, then we move to airport vaccine cards where you can’t fly without etc. America is to big for them to try and do what’s going on in Australia so they’ll do it slowly if we let ‘em

    • @mflance7197
      @mflance7197 2 роки тому +14

      @@dice1296 cultist

    • @ryanweible9090
      @ryanweible9090 2 роки тому +7

      has been since 9/11

  • @HyperKilljoy112
    @HyperKilljoy112 9 місяців тому +5

    Man, 2024, and we had lived everything George Carlin just said. What do I now do with all of this knowledge.

  • @aljoncatandihan4125
    @aljoncatandihan4125 2 роки тому +135

    He is talking straight facts. The only people who are offended by his talks are those who refuse to open their eyes to reality.

  • @HOLY_CHRIST_GOD
    @HOLY_CHRIST_GOD 2 роки тому +77

    This aged like fine wine 🍷

  • @brentc2411
    @brentc2411 Рік тому +19

    This man's words have aged like the finest wine.

  • @freedomhonkhonk5169
    @freedomhonkhonk5169 2 роки тому +150

    It's crazy how on point he is about trading our freedom for safety. Anyone here post covid?

    • @geevagyok
      @geevagyok 2 роки тому +3

      Yupp we are here. I return to these videos once in a while a last decade or so.

    • @marisarhodes2446
      @marisarhodes2446 2 роки тому +21

      what is post covid?

    • @norbertkurth3830
      @norbertkurth3830 2 роки тому

      Greetings from germany! Sad times. Miss him.

    • @BudgiePanic
      @BudgiePanic 2 роки тому

      god damn right

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 2 роки тому +3

      And yet he'd be one of the "enlightened" individuals who'd support vaccine mandates and documentation.

  • @401RISaint
    @401RISaint 2 роки тому +76

    My dad always said ...
    “I’d listen to him, only guy I know who actually knows the truth.”

  • @pedrocarrasquillo6351
    @pedrocarrasquillo6351 Рік тому +5

    This man was so brilliant, is insane. He predicted the future, with no problem. I miss George, he was great, and probably the best and unique comedian ever......

  • @nestorfanados5298
    @nestorfanados5298 10 років тому +796

    George Carlin's stand-ups were a very witty and harsh criticism of the American society bullshit. May more Americans pay attention to them so that America become America again.

    • @45tqk45
      @45tqk45 2 роки тому +19

      america was never great and carlin knew, how can you watch him and comment something dumb like this🤣

    • @theangrymick9743
      @theangrymick9743 2 роки тому +13

      @@45tqk45 It’s certainly unique, but I love it just the same.

    • @epa2349
      @epa2349 2 роки тому +14

      @@45tqk45
      What is "great" is different to many different people. Put carlin on about some other country, he would be shitting on something about that country too.

    • @grimmthinkin3176
      @grimmthinkin3176 2 роки тому +12

      @@45tqk45 I don't think you have the IQ to truly enjoy Carlin, cause it went completely over your head. You're using it for your personal sentiment, which is not his own.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 2 роки тому +8

      @@45tqk45 Keep telling yourself that lol. By his (and your) standard, no nation that's ever existed is great. Because no nation is flawless and incapable of being criticized.

  • @cookiesdepleted6595
    @cookiesdepleted6595 6 років тому +80

    Everything this man says is applicable to this day

  • @robertstraw9881
    @robertstraw9881 2 роки тому +8

    He spoke in a timeless sense. That’s why his work still holds up now.

  • @SenderBudYerGood
    @SenderBudYerGood 6 років тому +418

    It's scary how true what he's saying is especially in 2018. Our rights are slowly dwindling.

    • @geoffwilliams4478
      @geoffwilliams4478 6 років тому +32

      They've been at risk since the beginning of EXTREME Liberalism and Conservatism

    • @joeyscrivani1677
      @joeyscrivani1677 6 років тому +4

      LEAD FARMER ,,,,,, keep voting liberals in ,. That's what happens!!!

    • @joeyscrivani1677
      @joeyscrivani1677 6 років тому

      Geoff Williams libs , not conservatism!!!

    • @juliandacosta6841
      @juliandacosta6841 6 років тому +32

      @@joeyscrivani1677 why do you think conservatives are so much better than liberals?

    • @SamsarasArt
      @SamsarasArt 5 років тому +47

      @@joeyscrivani1677 I'm gonna save you trouble, they're all fucked up

  • @LS4B7
    @LS4B7 2 роки тому +479

    "Where did the sudden fear of germs came from"... I watched a lot of skits from this guy to know he is a time traveler. 2022 and this is applicable on so many levels

    • @ryanweible9090
      @ryanweible9090 2 роки тому +45

      he certainly got the "angry men in combat fatigues on a two way radio with god muttering incoherently about freedom" part solid. be predicted fox news key demographic

    • @rowanmelton7643
      @rowanmelton7643 2 роки тому +33

      @@ryanweible9090 There are radical elements of both sides. Take a look at 2020s "Summer of love" and tell me none of that was terrorism. "Violence committed in the act of furthering religious or political goals". Or is it OK when your side do it, because you agree with them?

    • @joaomonteiro7063
      @joaomonteiro7063 2 роки тому +12

      @@rowanmelton7643 one side got substantially more radical while the other kept itself moderate. There are bad apples everywhere, yes indeed, but a basket with one bad apple is not comparable to a basket with 10 bad apples. Not only those 11 apples are unstable and radical, they vote too.

    • @rowanmelton7643
      @rowanmelton7643 2 роки тому +23

      @@joaomonteiro7063 And which side would you be talking about? Since I've heard both the left and right talking just like this. Both sides think they are the moderate ones, and the others are the radical ones

    • @limitisillusion7
      @limitisillusion7 2 роки тому +19

      Both sides have prime becoming more radical. The existence of one guarantees the existence of the other. Radicalism feeds opposing radicalism.

  • @dummytest4186
    @dummytest4186 2 роки тому +21

    “Angry men in combat fatigues”
    Wow.
    He was right

  • @knosis2232
    @knosis2232 2 роки тому +56

    Im gonna miss this man forever. Thank you George

  • @mrzed2349
    @mrzed2349 8 років тому +101

    Georgie boy always says it like it is

  • @pavlosshihanpavlidis8098
    @pavlosshihanpavlidis8098 Рік тому +8

    Just like a prophet he pinpointed everything... We need more comedians like him

  • @wellplayed8921
    @wellplayed8921 7 років тому +136

    amazing man. A prophet and a rebel in my opinion. History repeats itself they say, so his sayings will stay true as long as humanity exists. Let's hope history in the future won't only replay all the problems he is addresing through his comedy, but will also replay a future Mr. George to wake up future generations like our George did us.

    • @johnredacted5141
      @johnredacted5141 2 роки тому +3

      Hello from 5 years in the future! Unfortunately humanity replayed exactly the problems he addressed. But the good news is there are and always will be people like him resisting the stupid cowardice of mankind

  • @jessebrooks6231
    @jessebrooks6231 2 роки тому +71

    George is the voice we as a species NEEDS, but maybe the voice we don't deserve in this age

    • @collindecker4113
      @collindecker4113 Рік тому +1

      A DARK KNIGHT

    • @PerryPariah
      @PerryPariah Рік тому +1

      What we NEED to do is preserve and pass on the gifts George left us for the future generations of our species. Although we may not deserve it, the one's we leave this mess of a world to surely will.

  • @TurboPascal12
    @TurboPascal12 2 роки тому +14

    It's amazing. He always hit the nail right on the head. So sorry that he hat to pass so early. Only the good die young and the evil seem to live forever.

  • @DarksteelHeart
    @DarksteelHeart 2 роки тому +37

    George was a philosopher, moreso than a comedian. Still funny, but more importantly: truthful.

  • @misterfosterdulles
    @misterfosterdulles 6 років тому +59

    Yes, George has been a great addition to my own "mental health"!

  • @stevenplatt2679
    @stevenplatt2679 2 роки тому +3

    This is called foreshadowing.
    This should be shared and be on every channel all at once everywhere.

  • @merlepatterson
    @merlepatterson 2 роки тому +36

    Still prophetically correct after all these years. Sure do miss you George.

  • @tmf9556
    @tmf9556 6 років тому +56

    I was a kid before television and the Internet took over people's lives. we would swim in dirty canals eat mud pies Have worm and ant sandwiches. Hardly been ill my whole life. God bless you George

    • @lukeeybers4362
      @lukeeybers4362 2 роки тому +4

      sounds like a shitty way to live

    • @piggynatorcool668
      @piggynatorcool668 2 роки тому +2

      @@lukeeybers4362 I used to do similar things for fun, didn't have to but as a dumb 8 year old it was entertainment

    • @blackmetal4546
      @blackmetal4546 2 роки тому +1

      @@Amazonian11 Have fun eating worm sandwiches smooth brain.

    • @blackmetal4546
      @blackmetal4546 2 роки тому +1

      @@Amazonian11 I mean it wasn't hard. You kinda played yourself when you sided with the dude who ate worms and insects for fun as a kid.

    • @blackmetal4546
      @blackmetal4546 2 роки тому

      @@Amazonian11 ??? You ate glue as a kid didn't you?

  • @lindsayantwine1097
    @lindsayantwine1097 Рік тому +14

    We've never needed Carlin more desperately than we do in 2023.

  • @OccuredJakub12
    @OccuredJakub12 2 роки тому +967

    "Angry men in combat fatigues talking to God on a two-way radio, muttering incoherent slogans about freedom are gonna be providing us with a great deal of entertainment."
    Boy was he right.

    • @niteshmurti
      @niteshmurti 2 роки тому +10

      please explain why you feel he's right? i'm not american so i don't understand who you're talking about.

    • @OccuredJakub12
      @OccuredJakub12 2 роки тому +123

      @@niteshmurti The capitol rioters from a year ago

    • @niteshmurti
      @niteshmurti 2 роки тому +7

      @@OccuredJakub12 Ah okay, thanks!

    • @sircuffington
      @sircuffington 2 роки тому +36

      @@niteshmurti he also said this 2 years before 9/11

    • @andyroobrick-a-brack9355
      @andyroobrick-a-brack9355 2 роки тому

      The capitol riots and the general rise of Christian extremism in our country.

  • @HelenaVanCity
    @HelenaVanCity 6 років тому +53

    Every time I hear George mention airport jokes about bombs, I remember that deleted scene from Friends, where Chandler starts mocking the "no bomb jokes" airport policy and says, "I take my bombs VERY SERIOUSLY!"

    • @darensmith6705
      @darensmith6705 2 роки тому +1

      And NEVER, EVER greet your friend Jack in an airport, HI JACK! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @IndividualThoughtPatterns
    @IndividualThoughtPatterns Рік тому +6

    God I love this man. Best comic of all time. Wish more people now thought like this guy did.

  • @randomgeographer4410
    @randomgeographer4410 4 роки тому +288

    George your are lucky not to live in 2020 during coronavirus panic. You were absolutely right.

    • @HollywoodConnection-jast
      @HollywoodConnection-jast 2 роки тому +8

      Im sure he appreciates reading your message.

    • @Dman9fp
      @Dman9fp 2 роки тому +10

      Just imagine in 30-40 years, most people growing up and only knowing UA-cam, Facebook, grocery store maybe (if didn't have it delivered), video games, and that's pretty much it... I think the end times are near lol

    • @DacLMK
      @DacLMK 2 роки тому

      @@Dman9fp Virtual Reality will be the new wild west, especially the open source one.

    • @Dman9fp
      @Dman9fp 2 роки тому +1

      @@DacLMK you can't have anywhere near as many spiritual connections and thought-provoking realizations and wonders as actual nature that has been there for millions of years and shaped by natural forces.. not even close I've been in nature enough to know I'd rather die than have to resort to virtual reality as I used to while growning up before I knew

    • @soldier22881
      @soldier22881 2 роки тому

      @@Dman9fp the end times are indeed near 1-2 years from now. i can feel it. i will face the apocalypse head on.

  • @KerryMcSweeney
    @KerryMcSweeney 6 років тому +21

    I cannot believe that it's been 10 years since we lost him. Anybody have a Lazarus Pit? He taught so much, but he was also such a spitfire guy.

  • @anthonylove5275
    @anthonylove5275 7 місяців тому +2

    Carlin was pure genius! I listened to him growing up in the 70s the Best.

  • @justforever96
    @justforever96 10 років тому +72

    I grew up in a less than hygienic household, ad I rarely get (or got) sick or have health issues. Go figure.

    • @williamcronshaw2030
      @williamcronshaw2030 9 років тому +24

      justforever96 I was constantly sick when I was a kid, I never get sick anymore. Your body gets used to things after a while. People don't understand that we are really just another species of animal, we have the ability to adapt.

    • @berniesandersenespanol154
      @berniesandersenespanol154 9 років тому +4

      +William Cronshaw I usually get sick around Winter. Otherwise, I'm healthy.

    • @quickdrawmcgraw3567
      @quickdrawmcgraw3567 9 років тому +11

      +justforever96 yeah alot of people always complain about how picking your nose/ears and eating it gets you sick and its disgusting, when in reality eating your mucus actually builds your antibodies and makes you more resistant to whatever you might inhale

  • @soulcaliberlinkt1k832
    @soulcaliberlinkt1k832 6 років тому +105

    I laughed so hard about the bomb riddle at the airport just imagine if you told a riddle about a bomb to a security guard they'd freak the fuck out

    • @grantandanimals
      @grantandanimals 2 роки тому +1

      The people they hire would never be able to figure it out “you get what you pay for”

  • @vicrattlehead8417
    @vicrattlehead8417 2 роки тому +9

    In the late 90's, in the same bit, within 6 minutes, Carlin covered the two biggest events to hit America over the next twenty years.

  • @Macmaccitybb
    @Macmaccitybb 9 років тому +176

    "Turns your vital organs into liquid shit."
    Ebola anyone?

    • @aaronsmith3334
      @aaronsmith3334 7 років тому

      Macmaccitybb great point about it

    • @sgtpepper3161
      @sgtpepper3161 6 років тому +1

      I haven't been to central Africa lately.... or ever
      I think I'm alright lol

    • @JasonAstraea
      @JasonAstraea 6 років тому +3

      You know you can make your immune system stronger by exercise. I mean as physical exercise.

    • @anyzone2350
      @anyzone2350 6 років тому

      When there are too many rats, or humans, Mother Nature cleans house.

    • @trevmay1899
      @trevmay1899 2 роки тому

      More like Chipotle

  • @GrandTickler
    @GrandTickler 7 років тому +17

    lol why did i not know about this legend until now. cant stop watching all his shows

  • @JMan5437
    @JMan5437 2 роки тому +8

    The things he said about the immune system are backed by scientific research. Whether he knew that or was just reiterating the old "rub some dirt in it" treatment, he was right

  • @yeahyeahbell6417
    @yeahyeahbell6417 3 роки тому +135

    I can relate with this so much now that my country has ordered a mandatory "green pass" for everyone who wants to live their social life outside their houses and that's because covid and all these restrictions are just to give an illusion of security and safety among people. Carlin was so right

    • @justinvunic2058
      @justinvunic2058 3 роки тому +1

      What country?

    • @yeahyeahbell6417
      @yeahyeahbell6417 3 роки тому +10

      @@justinvunic2058 Italy

    • @JacktheRah
      @JacktheRah 2 роки тому +3

      @@yeahyeahbell6417 Because 2020 went so well. /s
      In all seriousness, the green pass shouldn't be about social life alone, most infections happen at the workplace but nobody dares to put "the economy" at any risk. And even those who proclaim they're critically of lockdowns and all that Jazz completely miss the point and instead of attacking the roots of the problem, capitalism and the state, it's always about some antisemitic conspiracy.

    • @yellowflower4411
      @yellowflower4411 2 роки тому +1

      @@yeahyeahbell6417 quanto ti capisco fratello :(
      speriamo che l'apocalisse smuova un po' le cose

  • @andreasstenner5510
    @andreasstenner5510 7 років тому +31

    He always makes me laugh... even if I know his program by heart. 🙌

  • @niranjannaik8787
    @niranjannaik8787 Рік тому +5

    There will never be another George Carlin. The truth speaker, the Legend of Legends.

    • @jamesblack4411
      @jamesblack4411 Рік тому

      This guy really cared about making people's lives better he is correct

  • @dabong420
    @dabong420 7 років тому +13

    He changed an saved my life. I found George in 2012 i was a senior in HS an ROTC OFFICER a CHRISTIAN and was months from signing up 4 the military. Just one standup show ended that, THANK YOU GEORGE THANK YOU!!! ILL SEE YOU IN THE BIG ELECTRON, JOE Bless you

  • @jeremygreen2198
    @jeremygreen2198 2 роки тому +8

    What a great comedian George, Carlin really was! The best of the best! Melb Australia

  • @alexestin8553
    @alexestin8553 10 місяців тому +3

    You fought the good fight, it gets to everyone who tries, and its not that many. Thank you and subscribed for sharing the word of Carlin, doesn't matter when!

  • @heneedsuhmmilk5778
    @heneedsuhmmilk5778 2 роки тому +7

    He for sure goes over the edge a lot but then again if you can sift through it all there’s a lot of topics he knows what he’s talking about

    • @evamediatrix999
      @evamediatrix999 2 роки тому +1

      That's what you have to do to keep people on board who don't understand it... back and forth so you show the intelligent side of you and make people know there is reason to believe you...

  • @sixkicksfightertricks949
    @sixkicksfightertricks949 2 роки тому +12

    That last part makes a good point about the pandemic.

  • @ajarofpickles2826
    @ajarofpickles2826 2 роки тому +5

    “Those who would trade freedom for security deserve neither” -Benjamin Franklin

  • @freddykripper7385
    @freddykripper7385 2 роки тому +9

    All true. Rip George!!! You were a master before your time. Your genius is still unmatched!

  • @BRUTALSAMM
    @BRUTALSAMM 2 роки тому +6

    this will forever remain the best stand up comedy show I've ever seen in my life.

  • @chefbillybaroo2056
    @chefbillybaroo2056 Рік тому +6

    Honestly he’s the voice of reason!

  • @lisakuntzman7834
    @lisakuntzman7834 2 роки тому +8

    My fav old school comedian so many people in the USA are so gullible...they can't handle the truth... thank you Mr. Carlin for opening up my eyes from the late 70's. I miss you

    • @brian197686
      @brian197686 Рік тому

      Is that really your last name?🤣🤣🤣

  • @Varokus
    @Varokus 4 роки тому +136

    "Because you're fucking weak and got a fucking weak immune system!" The realest answer your doctor can give you :)

    • @hew195050
      @hew195050 2 роки тому +2

      Agreed!

    • @lennysmith8851
      @lennysmith8851 2 роки тому +3

      Doctor: “Because you’re fucking weak and you got a fucking weak immune system! NEXT”
      Just picturing Carlin as a doctor screaming at patients 😂

  • @nanettecormier8513
    @nanettecormier8513 Рік тому +2

    More relevant today than ever! Amazing!!

  • @EBUNNY2012
    @EBUNNY2012 8 років тому +85

    Carlin sounds like a preacher to me. Just without any of the "amens" peppered throughout the spiel.

    • @thomfvc
      @thomfvc 7 років тому +35

      the main difference being he makes sense

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 2 роки тому +1

      @@thomfvc Go back to reddit lol

    • @HollywoodConnection-jast
      @HollywoodConnection-jast 2 роки тому

      Definitely not on the religious side of anything being an Atheist

    • @reycesarcarino4653
      @reycesarcarino4653 2 роки тому

      Can I get a hallelujah

    • @tommychantzis6296
      @tommychantzis6296 2 роки тому

      @@LordVader1094 ok , and you go back to your evangelical church. I am sure the quire boys will need someone to ralk to after your "child-loving" priests are done with them.

  • @diannewidawsky1993
    @diannewidawsky1993 8 років тому +31

    George Carlin was a master of extreme pictures in speech and gesture to make peiple think outside of the moderate humdrum bland life. You are not expected to agree wirh each concept yet open your brain and think and form meaningfyl actual caring for humans and liberty. D.

  • @IgorMikeshin
    @IgorMikeshin Рік тому +2

    Listening to this in 2023. The guy was good

  • @victorhunt5788
    @victorhunt5788 8 років тому +15

    How i miss this guy !

  • @elpepelucho
    @elpepelucho 2 роки тому +12

    wow, the bit about "angry men in combat fatigues talking to god and muttering incoherent slogans about freedom will provide us with a great deal of entertainment" was very prescient.

  • @Scottkellyandthedynamics
    @Scottkellyandthedynamics Рік тому +2

    One of the greatest of all time with Bruce, Chapelle, Gervais, Pryor, Burr, CK.

  • @mambogal1
    @mambogal1 4 роки тому +141

    Who's here with the 'covid-19' going on.

    • @KiNETiKpoWerZ
      @KiNETiKpoWerZ 4 роки тому +5

      Yup bullshit-19 lol

    • @rarewaffle3531
      @rarewaffle3531 4 роки тому +10

      It's funny because Republicans are looking for validation in George Carlin's speech for their dumb behaviour, but completely ingore the fact that at the end of the video he refers to "what happens if a super virus comes along". If you actually are comparing this virus to the germ-phobia he was talking about then you are a fucking moron

    • @hmlandis1370
      @hmlandis1370 4 роки тому +18

      @@rarewaffle3531 COVID's not a super virus, though. Most people get sick and get over it, it's the people that are already unhealthy like me that would get attacked terribly.

    • @rarewaffle3531
      @rarewaffle3531 4 роки тому +6

      @@hmlandis1370 There are serious studies claiming that even people that seem to get over it present damage in many parts of their bodies. Don't discard long term effects yet, there's no way we can know about them for now. But yeah, covid death rates might seem small but for its kind they are high. Even if your age group is not at big death risk it's still pretty serious. Take care dude!

    • @hmlandis1370
      @hmlandis1370 4 роки тому +6

      @@rarewaffle3531 I get that, but I still don't think we're doing everything completely right, but hey, that's just me. I will try to take care, thank you. I'm gonna try not to go insane by the time this fucking thing's over. Lmao

  • @neweyemootz
    @neweyemootz 2 роки тому +16

    This man has truth written all over his humor

  • @drewwagner5227
    @drewwagner5227 2 роки тому +2

    This mans foresight is absolutely stunning

  • @Sowilo-Dagaz
    @Sowilo-Dagaz 2 роки тому +7

    Dude was a genius, plain and simple.

  • @The_UmbrellaMan
    @The_UmbrellaMan 2 роки тому +9

    "What're you gonna do when some super virus comes along"
    Oh George, have I got a great story for you

  • @andersrkeness2721
    @andersrkeness2721 2 роки тому +1

    I MISS HIM SO MUCH! 😭😭😭😭 BEST Comedian & Philosopher ❤❤❤

  • @geniusnehra9456
    @geniusnehra9456 2 роки тому +5

    Damn! Why is that Mr Carlin sounds so true more than ever in 2022?

  • @McSeanald
    @McSeanald 2 роки тому +12

    What a pure soul ❤️

  • @SuperstarBR
    @SuperstarBR 2 роки тому +3

    Loved seeing him the one time I had the chance, Jacksonville Oregon, we sat in the tree's behind the outdoor theatre and he was amazingly funny.

  • @PsychologicalCynic
    @PsychologicalCynic 8 років тому +300

    Everyone's a darwinist until it's time to let the blood spill.

    • @SuperTurbo9001
      @SuperTurbo9001 8 років тому +3

      +PsychologicalCynic what is a darwinist?

    • @PsychologicalCynic
      @PsychologicalCynic 8 років тому +32

      People who like watching Darwin Awards getting handed out. (Darwin Awards are given to people who die off due to doing stupid shit, like crashing into a tree at 50 mph while taking a selfie)

    • @PsychologicalCynic
      @PsychologicalCynic 8 років тому +28

      Rick Ruffin Next time, make a joke that works.

    • @FackOff-u9i
      @FackOff-u9i 8 років тому +2

      what does that even mean?

    • @PsychologicalCynic
      @PsychologicalCynic 8 років тому +8

      johnny Rotten Read previous comment replies.

  • @williamdunlop8191
    @williamdunlop8191 Рік тому +6

    George was not just one of the greatest comedians of all time , he was a prophet !

  • @Takaichi666-
    @Takaichi666- 2 роки тому +2

    In other words live life don’t be scared of everything it’s ok to take chances I love this

  • @mohammadjalilpourmonesi3142
    @mohammadjalilpourmonesi3142 4 роки тому +47

    George was 30 years ahead of his time. He makes sense now , right?

    • @limitisillusion7
      @limitisillusion7 2 роки тому +4

      He made sense then too. He didn't predict the future. He observed the past and present and described it, and history repeats itself. Fundamental human behavior doesn't change, it just takes shape to it's environment.

    • @suXses
      @suXses 2 роки тому

      @@limitisillusion7 History doesn't repeat itself, it rhymes in ridiculous ways. He sure did have a vision.

  • @tobias3t290
    @tobias3t290 2 роки тому +4

    "They can fuck with you anytime they want.
    AS LONG AS YOU PUT UP WITH IT."
    So actual...

  • @Bellllllz
    @Bellllllz 2 роки тому +2

    This man gave me some confirmation in my life and boy howdy does it feel good.