Men Standing Against Cheap-Phobia
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- Опубліковано 22 січ 2023
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I can't relate to this. I've been on dates and had the girl suggest "The pizza place closes in 20 minutes, let's stop and ask if they have any cancelled orders we can get for free" then she went in and brought me a free pizza. After we ate it we had sex. A different girl once said "Let's go hit the dumpster at the Frito Lay warehouse". Afterward we had sex. These weren't toothless homeless crackhead broads, they were young hot college girls when I was on parole for the first time. If you pose with your car and tell them you have a good job, you're gonna get women who just want your money. My advice, dress poor but stylish, tell them you don't have a car or a job, if they still want to hang out, that's the one.
🤷♂️🤷♂️On a sharp note, if you kill a whale it turns water red and you can split it among a lot of people 🤷♂️ ... Wish I had something better to say. Sorry
you have an inaccuracy in this bit. There's no signs at costco that say "1 sample per customer". You can find on their website that with the membership comes unlimited free samples. I know this from the legendary bit "Costco free samples" by Cumtown.
Ah shit, Kurt is full-on alt right after this one lol
Come back to Edmonton soon!
There was a buffet restaurant near the university I attended. Prices were measured through weighting, but desserts were on the house. During one week when the cheap university canteen was closed I went there. I put some lettuce leaves and olives on my plate, payed pocket change and gorged myself on the desserts. On my last day, I saw they changed policies. I never felt more discriminated against in my life.
Cheap men are people, too!
damn bro, who asked tho?
@@ayushsrivastava1672 damn bro youre so edgy
@@ayushsrivastava1672 Who asked who asked, though, bro?
In America, fatties come for the salad but stay for the cake. (doesn't count if it's free.)
Showing up to a coffee date with a thermos is pure class.
Genius life hack.
I would find that sense of thrift, Sexy
If you are good at making coffee, it might even be better then bad coffee some places serve !
I mean... I don't like their garbage coffee anyways
A thermos that I bought at a garage sale.
"When women find out you're cheap, they call you names...like 'cheap.'"
I can't even imagine such indignity.
During times when you cannot call a woman a woman you must never call someone cheap cheap.
@@dissect123 during times when you cannot call a woman, because you don't want to pay your cellphone operator
WELL DENNIS I MAY ASSUME THAT YOU ARE CHEAP !AND YES WOMEN DO SAY THAT BUT ONE DAY WHEN WE WISH TO HAVE CHILDREN , THEN A CHEAP MAN IS NOT GOING TO BE A GOOD HUSBAND OR FATHER! AS YOU ARE CHEAP AND STINGY AND GROUCHY!!
Now watch what happens when you call sl*t a sl*t. Lol beta mentality
@@vladusoltseff6633 🤣🤣
It's not called being cheap. It's called being financially responsible.
Family members used to mock me for being "cheap". I replied "When I pay off my mortgage in less than 10 years, make fun of me then." They looked shocked that I could be on such a pace and stopped. I paid it off in less than 8.
Not tipping your waitress is not called being "financially responsible".🥴🥴
extra hyper responsible
@@tinamarie1894
its called being european, make business owners pay real official wages that will give you official retirement funds and make business owners pay official taxes with real prices by not giving tips, say no to the grey economy.
"Thrifty"
im the cheapest of all my friends circle..but i have no debt ,alot of savings and the world can colapse and i will still not give a fuck since i have cheap food for like 5 years loll
Holy shit that king of the jews joke was fantastic 😂😂😂 totally caught me off guard
I had to pause the video from laughing so hard
that was amazing
@@james.lambert forreal, this joke broke me XD
very clever slipping that in there. Sneaky jew
Definitely one of Ryan’s channels best jokes.
I identify as cheap, but my wife identifies as "upper middle class." It's a real problem these days. How am I supposed to cope when she wants to spend $20 on her steak dinner!?
lol
Tell her to get her wallet out!
That's brutal. If you buy the meat on sale, a full steak dinner should cost $15 tops.
Damn your steak dinners are only 20 bucks???
@@tinamarie1894Cheaphobic much?
That “King of the Jews” Jesus joke was genius on so many levels
Which levels
@@nomoresunforever3695 Jews are cheap.
@@datgoy5509 which other levels
@@nomoresunforever3695 no thats it. 1 layer.
@@datgoy5509 okay, so it's not genius on "so many levels" ?
On a first date dinner, I asked the waiter for a container to take home leftovers. My date insisted we split the leftovers. You just need to find your people.
split the leftovers? In that case we better be splitting the check.
@@killaken2000 but of course!
I hope you two got married
@@radhiadeedou8286 approaching 10yrs now!
That would make me short circuit, unless we were splitting the check. But splitting the check makes me short circuit.
Saying someone is cheap is insensitive, we use the worlds "financially challanged"
excuse me, financially challenged implies that one should not be that, id like to use financially empowered
- financially empowered
"Financially challenged" Are Broke People. Cheap People are "financially limited" please keep up to date. Cheap doesn't mean broke; don't be a bigot.
I am so glad I Identify as Rich, my pronouns are wealthy and extravagant.
Broke
@@Redmanticore slay my empowered xqueen!
What about financial diversity?
The key to Costco samples is pacing. You can't just take more than one at time. You do the circuit, pretend to browse merchandise, and come back every 10-15 minutes. It's best to go the Thursday and Friday before a holiday. They put out a lot more. Then you go get the hot dog and soda combo.
You only get the soda and hot dog if you have a coupon
Yeah, but then you’re burning off calories faster than you take them in. You’re still starving so death, only with the added slavery of having to walk endlessly through the store.
As a former "demo specialist" (sample person) we definitely remember everyone who gets a sample and if you've gotten a lot more than one lol
I worked at a deli counter and this old guy would always come in and eat a bunch of the samples (the samples were old meat lol) but he said he would come to the deli get his samples, and then go to costco and eat samples, that's how he survived...
@@atlas_vash Could I bribe you with a couple quarters for you to look the other way?
That "king of the Jews" re-contextualisation is the crowning jewel of this entire thing.
Was looking for this
That's the actual context. Jesus wasn't Jewish so being called the king of the jews by the Roman's was meant as an insult.
“She also didn’t want to have sex with us” sent me! 😂😂😂
Kerp is cheap, he lives in Silvester Stallone's garage
Yo
@@harvey_weenstain8857 Cobra talk
It’s time for a YO!
Gotta stand together boys
#cheaptoo
But think of the price that any of us will have to pay while fighting cheap-o-phobia!
#cheaplivesmatter #CLM
*#CheapToo*
Good question though....at what cost?
I identify as transfinancial. I am a rich person born in a poor person's body. I need regular injections of money to feel like my true self. When cashiers say that my credit card has been declined I tell them that is not my truth.
I can just imagine Ryan laughing to himself after writing "current t shirts" 🤣
"Tips are generous at any size" is the one thing about this video that is indisputably correct.
My ex was incredibly cheapphobic. It was really mentally scarring for me. She was truly a bigot.
I especially feel super unsafe when I go to Walmart, and women see me buying great value.
I fear for my life when they give me dirty looks.
I hope you seek help. I use free trials, maybe you can do the same brother.
But it says "Great" on it...
I'm confused.
You deserve so much better. Here's a FREE, virtual, nonsexual hug, just for you!🤗 Signed: Evermore, an Ally...
Walmart? More like walshart, amirite!?!
so you are ok with weger persecution
"He was with me at the time in the donut shop" - that delivery broke me. This sound of genuine concern and seriousness.
"She walked off and said forget it, didn't smash."
😆
I'm so cheap I feel like I committed a major sin if I spend $30.
$30??? Good lawd dat's expensive! What did you buy? A car?
@@roderickcortez138 Worse. I bought gas!
I’ve been longing for Ryan and Kurp collab! And now it’s finally here!😂
BECAUSE HE CAN'T GET RIGHT!
They did a whole podcast episode together recently on the Boyscast channel. Feel like he did another one with them a while back too
Kurple!
It's too early to cry but this one touched my soul 😭
#cheaptoo
It’s cool man - let it out….hey !!….easy on the tissues! … one is plenty - I’m not made of money !!
@@drazicmilosovic1065 does it look like I'm made of money?? Use your shirt "Mr.Kardashian"
It certainly cut deeper than I had expected.
That's some grade A quality right there, my man - you need an Nobel prize for starting this movement 😃
"Cheap" is HATE SPEECH. It's "FRUGAL"!!!
I really like this skit, Kurt Metzker does humorously serious very well.
Leaving nickels, dimes and pennies for a tip is fine, but giving away your quarters, is just reckless spending.
🤣🤣🤣
Never understood why 'artisanal' coffee shops start at a 20% tip on their kiosk. Hair dye is expensive nowadays.
I'm from a country where tips are optional and the mere idea of a 20% tip makes me faint. I'm not going to acknowledge I'm cheap though. Maybe I am but it's a long way to admitting that.
as a business owner id probably start at 100% tip. just to be extra super american.
@@stefaniaponitz5738
Yes, tipping in America is a joke.
@@Redmanticore you literally have to tip cashiers now, for a walk up, even a burrito truck that made you put 50 percent of your toppings on yourself and wrap it yourself had a screen asking for tips, i do not tip, only if im being served like dine in, but i dont eat out anyway. Maybe tip for a special coffee order I get that lol
@@stefaniaponitz5738 Tips are supposed to be optional in the US and Canada, too.
The best Jesus joke in history right here
That’s when I first knew I was a little different, oh my God I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂
"I don't fit into the financial binary."
I'm dying.
The most ironic thing about this is that were it not for the intentional theatricality, this could easily pass for a completely serious video. Poe's Law is incredibly powerful in SJWs.
I just think that Satyr is too advanced for them, hence their willingness to ban satyrical pages
Only if made by women. Men can't complain due to the patriarchy
@@universeturtle bro it took me way to long to figure out you were trying to spell "Satire" lmfao. Not tryna be that guy just thought that was really funny
@@NotMe-ej9yz i mean youd have to have a 200 iq to understand satyrs
@@NotMe-ej9yz I thought he was talking about goat men
Women want men with money. Well, im not gonna have money if i keep spending it on stuff. Cheap men need love too.
Also money, we need money. 🤣
In all seriousness, there's a big difference between being frugal vs making someone else pay your share of the costs.
Kurt's whole Jesus bit was comedy myrrh
Truly one of the most pressing issues in society. We will overcome this. 😔🙏
#cheaptoo
#cheaptoo 😂😂😂
Lol
@@FoulballProductions and worst, they will takr seriousl if you hashtag this
@@emanuel_soundtrack Worst? I dont know, sounds like the greatest troll to me if they do
Have you tried "cheaps anonymous" ? I've heard nothing but good things .. their even offering 70% discounts on coupons.
"no, theyre current t shirts"
fucking love that
Got me at "no, they're current T-shirts" lol. you guys are the best.
She said all of your pillow cases are old T-shirts and I said no. They're current T-shirts. Lol
Holy shit, one of the best Ryan Long skits in a while. Also, Kurp is an international treasure.
"Tips are generous at any size"
This is honestly true. Unless its a penny
“Cheap Men Are Men” 😂
But not "cheap"
Kurt is an amazing actor. I hope you can do more stuff with him.
2:26 "no, they are current t-shirts" 🤣
I LOVE cheap men! Nothing is sexier than hearing a guy say those 6 magic words "Quick, put this in your purse"
The hit rate for Ryan’s stuff is so high. Rarely puts out a bad video. This one’s title didn’t get me too excited but was another gem!
Brought tears to my eyes seeing someone famous speak up for the plight which I struggle with in silence everyday. 😭 Thank you Ryan Long *wipes tear*
Neighbors' internet acting up was gold
We must stand up for our fellow cheap brethren. The bigotry stops here!!
✊️✊🏼✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿
That king of the Jews line and its delivery slayed on so many levels. Genius. Funniest thing I've seen in years.
I stand behind this message we need to teach this in college campuses
Kurt is the funniest dude on the internet..
Simple white background, keep the low cost filming, kings!
Beautiful how it always loops back into “And she didn’t want to sleep with us.” 😂
“Cheapsogeny” is hilarious to throw in there so casually! 🤣
Kurt is really getting around! Awesome!
He's much funnier doing his own thing than when he sits there and laughs any time Jimmy Dore mocks capitalism.
@@palaceofwisdom9448 butturt much lol
Something isn't right here. We don't buy brand name cereal.
"My Tip. My Choice". Those words also apply in the bedroom.
As the daughter of a cheap dad, I love my cheap husband. 🥰
Would be funny to see them bond over their love of cheap.
@Ganga Din Oh believe me they do. Their favorite activity is going through the neighborhood dumpsters on garbage collecting day. 🤣
Why would you marry your dad?
🤨
We need more like you.
Bruh that "king of the jews" bit floored me
Ryan's videos never disappoint. This was hilarious. I'm a fan of Kurt but had no idea his eyebrows were so great at acting. Hope he does more collabs in the future.
"I don't fit into the financial binary." LOL
As a Jewish American, I am a proud ally of the cheap community ✊
Cheap people need more acceptance 😔
That "King of the Jews" line caught me off guard. LMAO
I just got that. Ha!
Happy to see Ryan and Kurt collab :)
I've become such a big fan of each of them independently. Epic to see them team up together.
Going to $tarbucks for a date? That ain't cheap.
Hate = Costco giving out only one sample per person. Me: realizing that I always tell my husband to only get 1 sample from each Costco sample stand, and that I too, am a part of the systematic oppression of cheap men 🥺
Men Standing Against Cheap-Phobia A Masterpiece 💎
“Pirate a movie and chill” 😂😂😂
"Tips are generous at every size" 🤣🤣🤣
How do you keep coming up with funny videos every week. It’s hilarious 😆
YES! This the the crossover I always wanted. Kurp is putting that work in all over my favorite haunts.
"Tips are generous at any size" XD
"in this cheap phobic culture of violence...." dying xD
LOVE THIS DYNAMIC DUO!!! keep em comin pleeeez
My tip, my choice!
Brilliant!
Ryan long and Kurt Metzger is the Collab we all wanted!
This whole video is gold, your best yet. Well done Ryan
Best one yet. I’m a still lol’ing.
Kurt might be the funniest man alive
i too, am the victim of cheap phobia, my date didn't wanna have sex with me after I said we could just use a snickers wrapper instead of a condom.😪
That's why you re-use condoms. I wash mine off in the sink after each use. Good as new after.
The audacity of the bitch!!
"I don't fit into the financial binary" - Genius 😂
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! This was SO AMAZING!!!
OMG....so awesome to see you and Kurp together!!! Love each of you and even more when you are together!!!
As a broke college student struggling with women, I cannot tell you how much it means to see this support. Nobody knows the Cheap pride flag 🇬🇷
Patience.
Is that the Greek flag? Isn't Greece known for a debt crisis due to outrageous spending?
🇮🇱
Fixed*
@@chillsavage don't conflate all Jews with a murderous apartheid country in which the natives don't even have the same citizenship as the settlers.
Brilliant. It made me so happy to see those two together.
2:00 - this joke went right past me the first time watching. WTF are you doing at a grocery store that they have to tell you that?! 😂
😂😂😂😂
About time this issue is being talked about. #CheapKingsStandTogether
I experienced cheap-phobia when I took my date out to Baskin Robbins. Right away she was turned off at the idea of a date that would cost me 10 bucks but her internalized cheap-sogyny really came out when I told her we were there to order 31 free samples.... We didn't smash.
Thank you for giving us a voice. STOP CHEAP HATE
Love this!
I'm so happy I found ryan long recently, I've not laught so much for a long time. Thank you brother.
You two are hilarious 😂
Kurt Metzger, America’s comedian at it again!
Love you guys 💓
Bit torrent and mooching the neighbors wifi had me rolling.
My Lord the financial binary had me rolling. Absolute legends,
Kurt rocks, love seeing him on the Jimmy Show. Awesome to see you two colab.
Maybe the best skit I’ve seen you do! They’re all good, but this one is special lol
Hilarious. This is one of your best videos.
This is perfect, absolutely phenomenal! God tier satire
Can I just say I'm the cheapest woman out there, and I felt this to the core 😅 Love and Beauty don't need a price tag, it radiates from within.
Thanks for spreading awareness