Selling The Most Diverse Script in Hollywood: Goes Very Wrong
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You killed in Cle! I’m dreading the day you become so famous that you can’t do these street interviews anymore😭.
@@EzBz982 then you just have to do characters haha
@@RyanLongcomedy I'm a screenwriter for the past 9 years trying to break in and I've visualised doing stuff like this hahahahaha
P.s got this great script in my hands right now it's yours for 500k limited time offer man digital gold
I'm personally jealous that in the video there were [enough] girls wrapping your dick in money and making a human tank and following you around with guns to make sure they're a part of history rather than a playwright. It's touching to know I've written this.
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I wrote a similar script. A trans woman with no arms or legs joins the navy. Other sailors don't accept her and throw her overboard in a heinous hate crime. I call it Bobera.
"You're interrupting my job". "Well it's my job to interrupt too so..." lmao, Ryan is the best troll on the internet.
That dude was so full of himself, you're holding a sign bro.
*best troll in the STREETS
@@Jiggerjaw Everyone has bad days. If you were stuck holding a sign you'd probably just want your day to be over quickly.
@@cooldud7071 If Ryan Long came to my job to troll people I would be ecstatic.
That’s crazy, I thought I was the only one to see that part of the video. I’m so glad you quoted it to show that I wasn’t alone in seeing that part.
It's a shame to see Jason Bateman turning his back on the people who got him where he is. Souvenir store guy was right: Ricky Schroder would never do this to someone.
I used to see Ricky Schroder in my home town of Grand Jct, CO all the time. Lets just say he likes to hit the slopes.
@@BVonBuescher Columbia has the best snow capped slopes
@@BVonBuescher My brother lives in Grand Jct and a few months ago, he found out that he'd just missed Rick Schroder at a store he worked at.
I can't believe Jason has such a scummy agent
Who are these people anyway
Only a real longoloid like Ryan would intentionally give a scammer 300 dollars for no reason to put it in his video. A true warrior. Hell make it back sellin that sick merch
LMAO.. I Still genuinely want to think that guy was part of Ryan's act.
Then I can finally make roll call
I wonder how often it works for real. Probably too often. People are gullible.
@@signa8 they target tourists (non english speaking ones the most) because they dont know how scummy people there are. They only have the idea of a beautiful hollywood like in movies
@@RyanLongcomedy reach for the stars bud. 🌟
"I probably shouldn't have put my dog down." Ryan's to stay in character and ability to deliver that line without an ounce of self awareness is amazing.
"I didn't want to bring any baggage"... I just about fell out of my chair hahaha
I find his humor so refreshing in a weird way lol
"Oh... well I'm not going there" 😂
It was about that time that the guy Ryan was talking to lost interest in continuing that conversation.. 😆
burh i laughed my ass off just looking at teh thumbnail say "no arms no legs"
Call it No Arms, No Legs, No Problem! :D
I love that guy at the end, so supportive of a random stranger ❤️
Yep...supportive hehehe
Didn't even let him sleep in his backyard for a couple of days...
I prolly shouldn't have put my dog down.. 😳
Nothing beats a 2nd Bestfriend.
Supportive right up until the very second she needed do anymore than say nice words. Then he was out.
Its amazing we live in a society where Ryan acts like this and he isn't even close to the craziest person these people have seen that day.
Theres social crazy, and neurochemically damaged crazy.
What it’s really showing you is that we use empathy to stave off the crazy so that they won’t unleash on us.
Regardless, that stumpy woman’s story is an inspiration to thumbs everywhere. This will become a movie and you and o get to lie to our friends and say we were there when it was just getting started.
Los Angeles is way fuckin crazier than Ryan
the last guy is the man. he probably already safed a lot of lives without knowing about it.
*saved
@@Eidolon1andOnly
@@Threedog1963 Caren, cares about spelling :)
OP wasn’t wrong, he means the guy has a lot of bodies locked away in safes, but is suppressing the memories. Ryan dodged a bullet.
@@davidswanson5669 nice one
As someone who is disabled it's nice to see someone tackle the ableism of the army. #rollcall
@@dwaynethecokejohnson8619 🤣🤣💯💯
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Ryan, don't give up. I never miss a single diversity movie and I really like your plot. The agent guy was probably too busy working on a new blockbuster. I'm sure he will call you some day about your appointment
I'm also a big time Hollywood agent who is a part of the Liberal Elite. I can introduce you to big time stars like Jim from the office or Ron from Parks and Rec. All ill need is $500 to introduce you.
Still waiting
@@RyanLongcomedy sorry to hear 'bout yo dog
@@danb3529 I have a script about a gay teen sex romp movie called Gay Teen Sex Drive. It's only twenty minutes long because they find some older guys immediately. But, we can add some filler at the end with lots of meth and sodomy. Would you like to set up a mtg? I think this is the perfect time for gay teen movies at the box office.
If you’re not asking him to include an “arms race” pun that runs through the entire movie then all I hear is blah blah.
He’s giving out too much of the plot for free. He’s gonna get his script stolen. A year from now I’ll laugh when I see a Roll Call billboard
Starring Lizzo
@@michaeld184 and Melissa McCarthy.
More like ad for our military
Lmao. Yes.
Netflix would greenlight it
The photographer was so nice. 😭
He was smart not to let Ryan into his backyard though😂
“I probably have enough Rick Schroeder facts…” 😂😂
As if.
I could probably use some more
In a city full of attention seekers, "please stop bothering me" is like saying hello.
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JAson Bateman just called and said he is interested in the script. He said that first guy was his official agent and he was looking for you the whole time.
Hi this is Jason Bateman here. This guy is right. I’ll let you come over to my house and pitch your movie script if you send me $300 via PayPal. I’m Jason Bateman.
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I hope Ryan realizes as he's laying down on the sidewalk in Hollywood, that's the public bathroom for homeless people.
Brother we live in NY, The homeless piss in Hollywood is at least twice as clean
Love the commitment of letting a guy obviously scam you because it will make the bit better
Damn, that guy at the end was so nice to engage a crazy person in their delusions and not belittle him or write him off.
"I wanted to like call my mom and say fuck you I sold roll call" I can't stop laughing.
Ryan is everything all of us need these days. He brings me real joy. I feel like such a weird fanboy whose a grown ass man, but I can't help it!
Kinda gay...and there is NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT!
Gay
Fuck yeah
@@tonynussbaum Nussing wrong wizat.
@@tonynussbaum No you. You're gay! ;(
8:00 - I wanted to call my mom and say “Fuck you, I sold Roll Call”.
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"I probably have enough Ricky Schroeder facts"
no you don't, Ryan
Coulda used a few more
@@RyanLongcomedy " While traveling with the freedom convoy, maskless Ricky Schroder was denied entry into the Dwight D. Eisenhower museum and called the security guard a “Nazi” for enforcing “evil federal government” mask rules...."
I don't see a problem here. It's been proven masks do nothing.
That photograh guy almost took you to an hotel to discuss your ideas...
Ah Hollywood magic! Many careers started that way!
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Only 9 hours? I'll wait here till then. This is gonna be awesome
I will comment before you
@@Teapro324 oh yeah!!!! *aggressively sips coffee* we'll see about that.
It actually only two
I haven't slept lol.. but for other reasons
@@dallymoo7816 haha I'm just a night owl
I quite like the idea of Ryan Long fans in the area bumping into the tour guide, specifically asking him whether they can meet Jason Bateman through him and offering an extremely fake looking $300 bill. Just keep doing it until he starts to question his own reality.
I hope one day I can be that cool after a 300 dollar loss.
Danny has been training Ryan to accept these kinds of losses for years now with terrible stock/crypto advice
@Franz Fanon Just dropping by to admire your profile picture, she's a good looking woman!
@@throwacnt7603 simp, go watch some manosphere to be a man
@Franz Fanon Congrats, she has very pretty eyes.
@Franz Fanon that's weird
Ryan 😂😂😂 i love the street interviews bro, what kills me is ALL the extra questions after people say “no” 🎉
"the ball is in your court" best sales pitch I've ever heard bro. I almost bought a hoodie.
Buy one immediately
I'm bout to
"I probably got enough Ricky Schroder facts." Haha
That guy at the end is a kind soul.
Dude is getting scammed to meet celebrities like a tourist trying to buy coke on bourbon street.
On bourbon street, you don’t even have to try to buy the fake coke. The fake coke comes to you
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Ryan going real deep this time. Like commando
Like your step dad
The sad part is that you probably gave them a script for free
Seriously. There will probably be a Disney+ miniseries next year with that exact story.
"This summer... Rolling into a theater near you."
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Be careful, Ryan. There are a lot of people in Hollywood who will steal your screenplay. It happened to me, many moons ago, with a film I wrote called Debbie Does Dallas.
Ah, a true legend.
@@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT Thank you, thank you.
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honestly i think youre the funniest man alive mate
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@@RyanLongcomedy I knew manifesting is real u replying to me was all part of my divine plan
The guy at the end gave you legit dad advice. lol
Roll-call sounds absolutely amazing...
Buy merch to fund it
"And after that pep talk from my second best friend" me after someone has been moderately nice to me 😂
What a kind soul at the end
That has to be the most dedicated corner sign holder guy, that is his CAREER!
LOL wild that scams are just sitting on the side of the road like that.. and it seems to be targeted at tourist..
Haha. The scam in the comments made me chuckle.
He called Jason Bateman a gaylord lmao
There was a great pitcher named Gaylord. No wonder he was nasty. Like a boy named Sue.
‘…she becomes a General’😂
In today's woke army it's the special needs position.
@@MKCarol-ms7lg I’m sure she’s an excellent, well rounded officer.
@@Lightwait321 Obesity is admirable. LOL
They should make an ultra woke parody movie. That could actually be pretty funny.
Roll Call would be perfect.
Crowd fund it and make it. I'd pay to watch it
Should find and watch the movie _Special Unit._
The market is ripe for woke parodies. I hope this becomes a thing
@@Grizzlox I would gladly participate if I could
Tropic thunder is really the closest I can think of, but that was made a decade ago
It turns out that Hollywood is a tough place for a talented young man, don't give up Ryan.
"All right, well f****** whatever then." WHEEEEEEEEEEZE!
When you politely admitted that you had enough Ricky Schroeder facts I almost died.
I feel sorry for the actual nice people that cross Ryan’s path because they all get trolled nevertheless hahaha
Well, one guy gripped 300 off him, soo...
@@nicholasbyram296 🤣🤣👍👍
I find it odd and crazy that no one realized he's trolling and being sarcastic and Joking, even though there's so many lunatics out there so you never really know
I worked in that building across from the Chinese theater for a decade but don’t work out there anymore. I’m kinda disappointed that I missed my chance to see Ryan on the streets!
I can totally see Harrison Ford but in a coked out Canadian version. Very stunning resemblance 😂 Love your work Ryan keep knockin heads.
Jesus that guy with the sign...that really exists? That is one guy who will go on a killing spree for sure :D
Nah, they're too demoralized to hurt anyonebut themselves. Not only does it exist, some of the guys do tricks with their signs. Put on a little show.
"Oil?" lol, what's up with that subtitle??? Thanks for another hilariously tear-inducing vid. 🤣
This content is so good 😂. Makes me wonder if you'll get too recognizable at some point and not be able to troll as hard
Touching story. I’m in tears.
This was pretty hilarious. He was like “yeah Jason Bateman was interested earlier” freaking hilarious
Really if you think about it you didn't lose 300 bucks. Those useful Shroeder facts are gonna make up for it in spades!
"Roll Call" is good, but I'm partial to "Torsocalypse Now"
Hahahahahahaha
How ‘bout “Within Arms Length”?
The guy at the end was so wholesome but Ryan really hit him with the dead dog story 😭
🤣🤣🤣 I'll pay a "GO Found Me" campaign to watch this movie. 🤣🤣🤣
Your content honestly is the best.
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Finally a video 'longer' than 2 minutes. Bravo.
When I heard the title of his screenplay 50 seconds in i howled for a minute and had to rewind to watch that minute over. A plus.
This man is a legend 👏🏻
This was fantastic!
"My Big Fat Gay Greek Orgy." I never understood how My Big Fat Greek Wedding became a cultural phenomenon when it came out. However, My Big Fat Greek Orgy directed by Ryan NEEDS to become a cultural phenomenon.
Wow, what a kind person at the end. He’s a good man
I had a dream last night where Ryan took my cell phone before I went up to do stand up. Then I found it with both front and back shattered, on the floor. And Ryan didn’t wanna pay for it. The whole dream was me asking Ryan to cover at least 1/2 of the screen replacement.
This was so inspirational.
I'm moving to Hollywood to become a con artist!
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Bro, some of your sketches are a bit hit or miss (no offense, they can't all be bangers), but IMO this was one of your best yet. It had a storyline and everything lol. You should do more "long" form sketch content! And I like that you kind of blended your "man on the street" content (which I find hilarious) with a sketch. Very creative. And kind of meta. I like it. You just kind of improvised a backstory with the guy at the end. Perfect!
aww that friendly chat though!lol
Hollyweird be like we cant find any good material to make movies anymore, whelp time to race and sexuality swap classic characters for a quick buck. *Thousands of unread scripts sitting in a spam folder*
Specifically meeting Jim from the office is the laser focus targeting u need to make it
That photographer at the end was a gem of a human being.
“A lot of money is spent on this store” “FIVE DOLLAR SALE”
This is exactly what "lesser" folks in Hollywood are like: annoyingly obsessed with celebrity. Some of my family live in Burbank and they never stop gushing over seeing random celebrities for a split second on a Tuesday afternoon. It's gross and tiresome.
One time I was on the bus to work in downtown Chicago and saw Kelsey Grammer walking his dog. If only the window had been open, I would have yelled "AHHH! SIDESHOW BOB!"
@@palaceofwisdom9448 Yea, it's one thing to freak out when you're in a non-celebrity area and you randomly see someone famous. That's an interesting anecdote. But the people that literally live there just to be close to Hollywood so they can lick their boots daily... it's weird and cult-like.
And superficial.
@@magnushelin007 Yea, I don't know what they expect; some of the "glory" to brush off on them? They want people to fawn over the fact that they saw a celebrity.
It's all very religious. It literally reminds me of Moses encountering God on Mt. Sinai.
@@SeraphsWitness That whole celebrity adoration is one of my pet peeves. I would rather go to the dentist than meet the Kardashians for example. I would, though, liked to have met someone that had done something important such as Winston Churchill, the Wright brothers etc but not to brag about it but to hopefully learn something from them.
keep droppin merch for the fellas mr. long
Your first mistake was not asking everyone their last name looking for one ending in "berg".
Dying in laughter over here. That pep talk guy. What a sweetheart!
Ryan’s got some serious trolling skills and so effortless!
Send me a fridge magnet from the Brooklyn bridge when I get there bud! Lol
9:13 - 9:18 - oh my god, the tears of laughter that was pouring out my eye sockets at this part 😂
Defund Hollywood
Thats an idea,should we call Antifa boys for a 'peaceful protest' 😉
Don't give up on roll call. Make some poster art and a synopsis. Get someone to animate or film a sizzle reel. Woman with no arms or legs who roll down hills deserve a voice in Hollywood.
Best Ryan Long Video I've seen.
Ok, I've never laughed at Ryan Long's stuff. This one is really funny. Good job.
I was going to buy some merch but then I saw this video and I want Ryan to jump. I'm sure he can fly!
this video makes me think ryan saw "the oblongs" one night before he went to sleep, but he thought it was a dream
Homie at the end is how all bros should be. Was positive, supportive, but kept it real with Ryan.
that passive agressive ad at the end was compelling
LOL you know it's ryan doing the captions when Las Vegas is spelled "Los Vegas"
The production value on this amazing 😂😂
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Omg I could watch these all day. He is so unassuming.
This is hilarious 😂 two thumbs up 👍 ! More please 🙏 ! Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! Hilarious 😂
This is pure gold!
Such a valiant effort.
What a nice guy at the end, took the time to converse.
I am already laughing just by watching the thumbnail.
"I think I have enough Ricky Schroeder facts"..."do you have a discount for filmmakers"...so funny, and he keeps a straight face amazing
His ability to troll and handle created the uncomfortable situation s astounding!
That guy that tried to setup the Batman meeting seems like a human trafficker... Something sketchy there for sure.
That guy at the end was so wholesome and real. "But just for a few days." lol