Even more weird/gross 90's video game magazine ads!

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  • @violetmeteorz9805
    @violetmeteorz9805 5 місяців тому +98

    Whats even more messed up about the Goemon ad is that the real life Ishikawa Goemon was executed by being boiled alive in scalding hot water.

    • @Triumph._.
      @Triumph._. 5 місяців тому +23

      Oden wouldn't be Oden if it wasnt boiled

    • @kadosho02
      @kadosho02 5 місяців тому +11

      So in a way, they made an advertisement based on historical accuracy.

    • @artry93
      @artry93 5 місяців тому +7

      Thank for being it up and there's scene in FX show, Shōgun (2024) has the same executed with one of Blackthorn's peoples in the first episode. Jesus, it's looking pain and agory on the person (whether genders) when it comes to real-life history executed methods. 😞

    • @OneJamalWonder
      @OneJamalWonder 5 місяців тому +1

      I just realized it's that GOEMON!! OH NO!!!! Makes sense now

    • @yakumoyomi5765
      @yakumoyomi5765 5 місяців тому +3

      @@Triumph._.
      I appreciate the One Piece reference.

  • @OctoberRaven
    @OctoberRaven 5 місяців тому +28

    Devs: "Mr Liefeld, our art team needs to know what these characters shoes looke like"
    Rob: "Cancel the game"

  • @prowlingmonkey
    @prowlingmonkey 4 місяці тому +4

    I'd like to see the stats marketers used in the 90s to convince so many companies that gross-out ads worked.
    That gameboy pocket ad, they could have just enlarged that picture of all the different colored devices. Being in a magazine they could also promote its more portable nature by having the image showcase the actual size of the device.

  • @FinalGamerJames
    @FinalGamerJames 5 місяців тому +17

    Love the new presentation you done by making like flick-pages and such, that looks really nice!

  • @zaneseibert
    @zaneseibert 5 місяців тому +41

    You know these ads are fucked up when the BloodRayne one is the most honest and one of the least horny.

    • @Fyrmer
      @Fyrmer 5 місяців тому +11

      BloodRayne ads were always honest, as i recall. Sexy vampire doing sexy things. Also, guns, knives and blood. They knew what they were selling and I respect that.

  • @bluespaceman7937
    @bluespaceman7937 5 місяців тому +24

    I was an upper middle-class kid and the Neo Geo was still unreasonably priced.

    • @yakumoyomi5765
      @yakumoyomi5765 5 місяців тому +9

      $600 for the console was bad enough, but $150-200 for each game was an absolute dealbreaker.

  • @JJMarmite
    @JJMarmite 5 місяців тому +30

    There was often an impression back in the day that the people making the ads had only learn about the existence of videogames when they got the job and had absolutely no idea what it was they were trying to sell and only the smallest inkling who they might be selling it to. And also sometimes just a picture of a butt or whatever.

    • @TheLomdr
      @TheLomdr 5 місяців тому +4

      It DOES explain the Turbo Touch 360 TV ad for the genesis, at least. Where...the 'first party Genesis controller' was depicted with a + style D-pad instead of the 'dish style! I hated that ad as a kid

  • @maplecinna3979
    @maplecinna3979 5 місяців тому +14

    42:20 Spawn the Eternal has one redeeming quality, I think it gets you a special monster in Monster Rancher.

  • @blizz44
    @blizz44 5 місяців тому +44

    The Sega Hard ad with the nuclear explosion was insane

    • @ProfesorHorible
      @ProfesorHorible 5 місяців тому +1

      World Trade Center was bombed like 4 years before that

    • @RawrX32009
      @RawrX32009 5 місяців тому

      ​@cubefreak123That was before 911 -~-

  • @zdavisgenki243
    @zdavisgenki243 4 місяці тому +2

    This new series needs to have as many episodes as Kombat Time, it's that good! Matt's natural comedy really comes out when he's able to commentate over goofy stuff like this. And it's very interesting to see some of these ads, as I grew up about 10 years later than Matt, so I don't know most of these. Would love to see 80s ads, foreign ads (with translations), tv commercials, and more, as I think there's a ton of content available for this series.

  • @muckamuck
    @muckamuck 5 місяців тому +18

    I've played Panic! and I'm guessing the ad at 9:20 is trying to say you'll burst out laughing at the game's surreal gags. I kinda feel bad for the person who had to find a way to market a game that is almost all gags and nothing else.

  • @DSMTheEditor
    @DSMTheEditor 5 місяців тому +48

    Goemon went out like a legend!
    As a kid, I had no idea the Klonoa ad was referencing a STD 😂
    I appreciate Giant in that ad using the right N64 grip on the World Tour ad since you used the D-pad on the AKI games

  • @TrojanGamer10
    @TrojanGamer10 5 місяців тому +61

    I love Matt's wheezes. It's intoxicating

    • @Prohass
      @Prohass 5 місяців тому +8

      It’s the melody of the angels

    • @HazzardousEco
      @HazzardousEco 5 місяців тому +6

      Same; it's super infectious XD

    • @RawrX32009
      @RawrX32009 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@HazzardousEcoreal

  • @B.-T.
    @B.-T. 5 місяців тому +11

    Re: Youngblood game:
    IIRC a short demo disk was released, I remember Spoony and Linkara reviewing it in a crossover long ago alongside a few other comic book games.
    As for who "this guy" is, it's Troll, the diminutive "comic relief" guy with gray Wolverine hair. He sometimes wore that silly helmet.

  • @MarginalSC
    @MarginalSC 5 місяців тому +8

    I still think the most insane was the ad that suggested a PS1 shooter was so fast paced that you'd CUT YOUR EYELIDS OFF to play it.

  • @WillKeaton
    @WillKeaton 5 місяців тому +13

    Anyone ever see an ad, and think "Well, this ad sucks. No way I'm buying that game!" Or perhaps you did want the game, but when your parents saw, say, the Klanoa = VD ad, they said, "No. you're not getting a game that's _clearly_ for adults."

  • @Triumph._.
    @Triumph._. 5 місяців тому +19

    Mario playing crusin world: IM DA WEINER!

  • @martincann5052
    @martincann5052 5 місяців тому +10

    What are ya talkin' about? 'Deathtrap Dungeon' is a classic! Possibly the greatest Fighting Fantasy book ever- oh. You meant the video game. My bad.

  • @tec5x5
    @tec5x5 5 місяців тому +4

    I love these print ad specials and the editing was top tier

  • @TheMayonakaMidnighter
    @TheMayonakaMidnighter 5 місяців тому +10

    Babies, and Dereks.
    That killed me, for sure you two are the Rob and Zob of the internet

  • @redmadman3000
    @redmadman3000 5 місяців тому +11

    I can't believe Matt completely missed the BALLS OF STEEL joke opportunity.

  • @riemaennchen
    @riemaennchen 5 місяців тому +12

    That Eagle dropped like 3 times its body weight right on target.

  • @brianmartin6486
    @brianmartin6486 5 місяців тому +12

    The 90's was the EXTREEEEEME decade. 😅

    • @RGF91
      @RGF91 5 місяців тому +3

      Super as well

  • @luisreyes1963
    @luisreyes1963 5 місяців тому +3

    This sure brings back memories of seeing most of those weird game ads in many game magazines.
    Oh, that Bloodrayne ad...🤤

  • @EmperorSeth
    @EmperorSeth 5 місяців тому +12

    The only time that I've seen Panic! was from a few episodes of Game Grumps. It was a pretty basic "press buttons and random things happen" sort of game. Also, rated Teen apparently, so I don't know what that ad was on about. Maybe it was for all the games on the system?

    • @michaelgariti8008
      @michaelgariti8008 5 місяців тому +5

      Panic!'s original ads did preview the game with its original 'M' rating, but the US version got censored from that one to a 'T' cut before release.
      The European and Asian versions have a few Hitler/Pearl Harbor jokes removed, respectively.

    • @citythatbreeds
      @citythatbreeds 5 місяців тому +1

      @@michaelgariti8008 wasn't there a gag where the twin towers blow up as well? have a physical copy of Panic but no sega cd to play it :/

  • @benadrylthundercrotch7144
    @benadrylthundercrotch7144 5 місяців тому +11

    Spotted that arm in the thumbnail and immediately went into fight or flight.

  • @RECOG121
    @RECOG121 5 місяців тому +8

    "Coming this Summer, watch as Paul Rudd takes on the role as Jack Whethon in Atari's Spiderman..." 6:54

  • @mike91mdk45
    @mike91mdk45 5 місяців тому +17

    "No more chili dog farts! Have a few headaches instead if that's your jam." - Marketing

  • @erikdavis3584
    @erikdavis3584 5 місяців тому +6

    SEGATA SANSHIRO!

  • @aClockworkTomato
    @aClockworkTomato 5 місяців тому +39

    3:29 Sultan of Sin sounds like a tag team partner for Iron Sheik. 😂

    • @ZeroYame
      @ZeroYame 5 місяців тому +4

      so true

    • @Apetraits
      @Apetraits 5 місяців тому +1

      Iron sheik and undertaker teaming up.

  • @yakumoyomi5765
    @yakumoyomi5765 5 місяців тому +2

    If I remember correctly, "hotdog" in the context of the Cruis'N ad carries a similar meaning to "daredevil" (as in, "you're someone who deliberately seeks out danger for attention/thrills).

  • @kamen.rider.decade
    @kamen.rider.decade 5 місяців тому +5

    25:18 that's one hell of a reference to how IRL Goemon died

  • @MrDman21
    @MrDman21 3 місяці тому +1

    That WCW game still looks good 25 years later.

  • @NeoStrayCat
    @NeoStrayCat 5 місяців тому +4

    9:02 Chances are, this ad for Panic was before the ESRB was established, while it does mention it being MA-17 on the ad itself by the V.R.C (Videogame Rating Council), the game itself on the box/case actually has an ESRB rating of T/Teen, so yes, it did actually came out stateside. Also, the game's JP name is "Switch", and it also got a PS2 port in JP too, lol.
    13:09 Speaking of the Hot Dog ad for Crusin World, and 45:10 with that Neo-Geo AES ad, SNK also themselves did an ad for the AES with hot dogs as well, but they did it a bit better, at least.
    Other than that, yes, do more insane ad reads.

  • @loneshewolf74
    @loneshewolf74 5 місяців тому +7

    The blatant sexism in these game ads nearly rank up there with ads during the 1950s and as a female game player, it used to drive me crazy.
    Klonoa is one of the most beautiful and heart-tugging games I've played, but of course, the typical American adolescent 90's male would never admit to liking a game like that.

    • @RawrX32009
      @RawrX32009 5 місяців тому

      Klonoa is epic (but pls note that im a Russian gay femboy so I'm anything but the typical American adolescent 90s male :3)

  • @Toaster81
    @Toaster81 5 місяців тому +5

    Being a hot dog, is being a show off. We used to saying in the 80's often.

  • @dreamlandnightmare
    @dreamlandnightmare 5 місяців тому +4

    That "Panic" ad is a curious one. Based on all the images of the US released game I see, the rating ended up being the ESRB's "T" for teen. The MA-17 rating was one of Sega's proprietary ratings they used before the advent of the universal ESRB ratings system. I can't find anything about the content that would elicit a "mature" rating. A cigarette machine was featured in the original Japanese version but it was removed for the American release. (And I'm not sure that this would have elicited a "mature" rating back in 1994.) This ad was likely made before the game was rated by the ESRB. Why did Sega elect to place their MA-17 rating on it? Perhaps due to its kiddy-looking nature, they wanted to make gamers think it was an adult game.

  • @noahalliston3838
    @noahalliston3838 5 місяців тому +5

    Goemon from Back to School - "Now that's what I call Marine biology!"

  • @FredCracklin
    @FredCracklin 5 місяців тому +11

    I'm pretty sure the Unreal Tournament ad was meant to show you need giant brass balls to play the game or something.

    • @vigorouslethargy
      @vigorouslethargy 5 місяців тому

      Bingo. I was waiting for him to reach that conclusion but.... nope.

  • @fakeigniz13
    @fakeigniz13 5 місяців тому +16

    7:36 Paul Rudd really hasn't aged.

  • @VRHyoumaru
    @VRHyoumaru 5 місяців тому +6

    Alright, Matt's got to play Panic! now.

  • @ryanmason2502
    @ryanmason2502 5 місяців тому +5

    I remember GameShark ads were pretty messed up.

  • @Wuvlycuddles
    @Wuvlycuddles 5 місяців тому +19

    17:44 Hall and Nash are clearly wondering why Paul is not using the central analogue stick.

    • @RGF91
      @RGF91 5 місяців тому +2

      18:10 Chris 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

    • @drenkrod9811
      @drenkrod9811 5 місяців тому +4

      Actually that's the thing I was least worried about: AKI N64 games used the d-pad.

    • @Wuvlycuddles
      @Wuvlycuddles 5 місяців тому +1

      @@drenkrod9811 For movement, but if your spirit bar is full and you don't hit taunt using the analogue you waste your special.

  • @espada7997
    @espada7997 5 місяців тому +2

    I had a gamepro subscription in the 90s, I remember all of these.

  • @HazzardousEco
    @HazzardousEco 5 місяців тому +2

    Oh this was a fun watch! And yeah, I'm definitely down for you to continue this Matt, cause I know there are so much more video game ads to check out; In fact, this should be a thing with your channel now =)

  • @Levi_Skardsen
    @Levi_Skardsen 5 місяців тому +3

    RIP Uncle Derek and Goemon.

  • @seb8523
    @seb8523 5 місяців тому +1

    That magazine presentation was really cool.

  • @Weap0
    @Weap0 5 місяців тому +2

    Man, I love these. A different time for sure.

  • @RGF91
    @RGF91 5 місяців тому +12

    do more of these please

  • @Xehanort10
    @Xehanort10 4 місяці тому +1

    10:08 Fred Durst ain't kicking anyone's ass.

  • @schwaaard
    @schwaaard 5 місяців тому +7

    Believe it’s a call to be a “wiener”-as in “winner”. Kinda like South of the Border signs. “You’re always a wiener at Pedros. You never sausage a place!”

  • @Julford
    @Julford 5 місяців тому +1

    The most confusing thing about the WCW vs nWo World Tour ad, for me, is that they had four wrestlers for this photo shoot, for an N64 game with four-player action, and they only have a single controller in the picture? You'd think they would advertise that feature as much as possible!

  • @maplecinna3979
    @maplecinna3979 5 місяців тому +4

    8:29 YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Dungeons of Dredmor soundtrack is the BEST. I love that game so much!

  • @gtsgreatteacherscathach5550
    @gtsgreatteacherscathach5550 5 місяців тому +2

    If only Sega of America got the rights to do ads with the legendary Segata Sanshiro then the Sega Saturn probably would've selled more.

  • @kammhia397gaming9
    @kammhia397gaming9 5 місяців тому +2

    That Rayman 3 will stay in my mind rent free.

  • @wickedsencho
    @wickedsencho 5 місяців тому +3

    I'm barely into the video and already have the greatest time!

  • @SpaghettyLuvsU
    @SpaghettyLuvsU 4 місяці тому +1

    12:53 Looks more like some kind of cicada

  • @jettesides420
    @jettesides420 5 місяців тому

    I could watch hours of these mag-ads videos. Keep them coming and may the nostalgia be with us all.

  • @brianthomas7014
    @brianthomas7014 5 місяців тому +3

    HOT DOGGIN' AND GRANDSTANDIN'

  • @rayboy21
    @rayboy21 5 місяців тому +3

    You should do video game commercials next

  • @mikousagi4394
    @mikousagi4394 5 місяців тому +5

    Panic is a real game and its a trip, thats all i can say about it~

  • @JoeWritesThis
    @JoeWritesThis 5 місяців тому +4

    Totally agree about Burning Rangers! It deserves a reboot. ❤

  • @TheIrysVyrus
    @TheIrysVyrus 5 місяців тому

    33:52 This is definitely a true sonic fan. Nice to see Sega finally find some real fan representation.

  • @michaelgariti8008
    @michaelgariti8008 5 місяців тому

    I had Panic! for Sega CD. It was a really cool game. You go around to scenes with various remote control buttons, trying to pick which one moves you forward. Some move you back some screens, but others manipulate the background to interact with you.

  • @tonilarios
    @tonilarios 5 місяців тому +4

    And then that Taito kid was so focused on gaming through the heatwave he grew up to open his own succesfull UA-cam channel called "Rerez"

  • @lstonele
    @lstonele 5 місяців тому +12

    Who the F is Jack Wheaton??

  • @MissAshley42
    @MissAshley42 5 місяців тому +2

    Great, now I'm thinking about how Rayman's hog would probably just be the bell-end.

  • @AstalThe9
    @AstalThe9 5 місяців тому +6

    07:49
    I remember that ad for very obvious reasons. Even as a 11 year old I wondered how they got away with that. I really miss the "Throw everything and see what sticks for ads" type of marketing back in the 90's and 2000's. Bring the sexy back!

    • @calebpribyl5152
      @calebpribyl5152 5 місяців тому

      Yeah I kind of miss it when ads would do that quit a bit!
      I even brought up the target ads and commercials (for their game section!)
      I think target was trying to be toys R us R ZONE? But I could be wrong?

  • @ced1106
    @ced1106 Місяць тому

    Great memories. Of ads that showed pretty much no gameplay, graphics, or story, and turned me off video games (almost) forever.

  • @FacelessVixen
    @FacelessVixen 5 місяців тому +4

    13:09 If it were "hot dawg" instead of "hot dog", the homophone would have been more apparent (if intended), and thus more complimentary.

  • @PunkRockMohawk
    @PunkRockMohawk 5 місяців тому +1

    Sega jumped the shark... the SEWER Shark!
    Eh? Eh? Aaaaayyyyy!

  • @MashieMutt
    @MashieMutt 5 місяців тому +2

    Jack Wheaton better be in the next Spider-Verse movie

  • @misterjersey5460
    @misterjersey5460 5 місяців тому +2

    5:47 Imagine TMNT in a Mad Max like world.

  • @kojiroh30
    @kojiroh30 5 місяців тому +1

    I'd love to see Mister MacMuscles react to Japanese Game magazine ads...

  • @meganpayette5996
    @meganpayette5996 2 місяці тому

    1:44 - I think I found the true reason why the Klonoa
    franchise met an early end.

  • @alwaysasleep
    @alwaysasleep 5 місяців тому

    pre/teen me quite appreciated that Deathtrap Dungeon ad. And a few more of these. I love these videos. What a fun walk back.

  • @MrDman21
    @MrDman21 3 місяці тому

    When I was collecting comics back in the 90s, there were tons of weird video game ads in there 😂

  • @asiriusworm
    @asiriusworm 5 місяців тому +3

    34:09 how my mom saw me after I got 1 nose ring

  • @CC1138
    @CC1138 5 місяців тому +1

    I'd love to see a vid on 90s FPS ads!

  • @Nightwing1933
    @Nightwing1933 5 місяців тому +1

    This is great, do more of this!!

  • @DrazenTC
    @DrazenTC 5 місяців тому +4

    11:00 at a glance i thought that the ad had pignosis written on it. I need to sleep.

  • @HannuPulli
    @HannuPulli 5 місяців тому +4

    Those were mostly UK, not all Europe AD style.

  • @Mystemo
    @Mystemo 5 місяців тому +1

    Holy shit! Did not expect Jonathan off Road Rules 😂

  • @PeteSkerritt
    @PeteSkerritt 5 місяців тому

    All you have to say is, “It was the ‘90s,” and you can explain most of these- but I’m sure glad you say more than that, because this video was hilarious. Magazine ads from back then were… a choice, to be sure. It’s funny to look (back?) at them with a more modern lens or after many years since seeing them initially.

  • @jessejace
    @jessejace 5 місяців тому +1

    Sega Saturn? MORE LIKE SADDERN. You've been great folks, have a good night. Thank you!
    BTW the bug in the Gex ad looks like a cicada

  • @deadwafflez9685
    @deadwafflez9685 5 місяців тому

    OSW, SSFF, and Commander Sterling guest star in this edition of the Flophouse.

  • @SpaceLanceFTW
    @SpaceLanceFTW 5 місяців тому

    Clearly hotdog photos were the pinnacle of game advertising

  • @JohannesBee
    @JohannesBee 5 місяців тому

    Oh yeah, let's get the commercial episode!

  • @GimpyDingo
    @GimpyDingo 5 місяців тому

    I loved Spiderman on Atari 2600 as a kid. It was not great, but swinging and climbing was so much fun.
    Ghostbusters was the only game i played all the time. I would put it on just to hear the theme song.

  • @cathedraldarkness
    @cathedraldarkness 5 місяців тому +2

    I’m not sorry, if there is any mention of a reverse goatse - it’s going to be a good day.

  • @Chalk0073
    @Chalk0073 5 місяців тому

    22:25 That's classic Youngblood character Troll in his iconic helmet.
    Also play Panic it's insane.

  • @archangel2015
    @archangel2015 5 місяців тому

    When did Matt have time to put this together, between being underwhelmed by summer crap fest , and the Microsoft showcase, plus hanging with Justin Wong at different parties in Los Angeles.i can’t imagine him having a lot of time to throw this video together.

  • @ZappaSlave
    @ZappaSlave 5 місяців тому

    Shout outs to the bangers on the Mystical Quest OST!

  • @r.j.stanford7435
    @r.j.stanford7435 5 місяців тому

    13:34 - “Hot dog” as in “hot dogging and grandstanding.”

  • @BWMegatron
    @BWMegatron 5 місяців тому

    20:55 ah man, and I'm in the middle of dinner too

  • @maybetoby
    @maybetoby 5 місяців тому

    8:45 there are comic book covers like that too lol. Check out the covers to Marvel Comics "Marville," especially issue number 2.
    You should do a video on comic book covers too lol

  • @ShinyShinyIsAlwaysBeingSerious
    @ShinyShinyIsAlwaysBeingSerious 5 місяців тому

    This series already a banger lol

  • @calebpribyl5152
    @calebpribyl5152 5 місяців тому +8

    I remember seeing a few gaming ads for a store called “target”
    One of them is about one of the doctor playing TEKKEN tag tournament while the patient is dying!
    Another one is about the Shepard playing game boy advance while a wolf steals one of the sheep!
    (Based on the parable and the sheep from the Bible)
    Also that one came out around the same time as the game boy advance!
    Another one is about a zookeeper playing games with a gorilla while another knocks out the zookeeper!
    And lastly there’s one where two teenagers are playing video games and a radio brings up that there’s a “Ticklebear” on the loose and the bear turns off the radio to tickle one of the teenagers while the other is “getting into the game”
    (Also “Get Into the game” was target’s slogan from the early 2000s!)
    So edit time!
    The SHEPARD is playing the game boy advance the character is not named parable!
    The parable is basically a story in the Bible giving you lessons (just wanna clear things up!)

  • @somedamnfangirl
    @somedamnfangirl 5 місяців тому +1

    This vid is a flashbang of some memories that I'd forgotten. :P
    I would love to see Matt react to some '90s tv ads, too.

  • @CalciumChief
    @CalciumChief 5 місяців тому

    13:46 Be a Skinner.
    33:17 Real question is how is this not a Duke Nukem ad? This is literally some balls of steel jazz.