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  • @Drew-vz8pb
    @Drew-vz8pb 4 роки тому +8413

    Toby gets his revenge in so many small yet effective ways.

    • @thebasketballhistorian3291
      @thebasketballhistorian3291 3 роки тому +614

      It cracked me up how straight and nonchalantly he asked for a copy, haha.

    • @KyChristensen
      @KyChristensen 3 роки тому +166

      @@thebasketballhistorian3291 could you make it 11... 😂😂😂

    • @JohnDoe3.14
      @JohnDoe3.14 3 роки тому +124

      You know in fact maybe he did it because he wanted to get an insight into Michael psyche and 'help' him

    • @vignesh.balasubramanian
      @vignesh.balasubramanian 3 роки тому +17

      At the poker game, I'ma chase that feel.

    • @campathz
      @campathz 3 роки тому +8

      @@KyChristensen eleven, sure

  • @jksbananamilk
    @jksbananamilk 4 роки тому +14908

    They forgot the best part: “Mr. Scott, who's this other woman, Ryan. Who you refer to here as, 'just as hot as Jan but in a different way.'”

    • @LogsMaggot
      @LogsMaggot 4 роки тому +1608

      And Toby bursting out laughing, it kills me every single time. I think that part was not scripted, he was genuinely laughing lmao

    • @Kjobbit
      @Kjobbit 4 роки тому +332

      He's just this cool...great looking guy in the office

    • @Memorex996
      @Memorex996 4 роки тому +186

      I was looking for that part. Watching Toby laugh is great

    • @PatrickWagz
      @PatrickWagz 4 роки тому +146

      @@Kjobbit Not a woman..... just a cool, great-looking best friend!!

    • @zoefang4563
      @zoefang4563 4 роки тому +35

      @@LogsMaggot Don't we all just love it when the producers choose to keep every ad lib??

  • @bobarcher5837
    @bobarcher5837 Рік тому +1133

    The fact that he writes "Oh Diary" and signs off with hugs and kisses like a teenage girl always kills me

    • @buntut_ayam
      @buntut_ayam Рік тому +78

      Lmaooo I imagine him writing on his diary lying on his stomach on the bed and kicking his feet in the air as he writes with a pink sparkly pen 😭

    • @NightSide1349
      @NightSide1349 11 місяців тому +7

      @@buntut_ayamVery descriptive and yet hilarious lol

    • @avinchelsea2299
      @avinchelsea2299 11 місяців тому +2

      Ok sexist

    • @bobarcher5837
      @bobarcher5837 11 місяців тому +3

      @@avinchelsea2299 🤦‍♂️

    • @NightSide1349
      @NightSide1349 11 місяців тому +2

      @@avinchelsea2299 🤦‍♂️

  • @untamedbread9571
    @untamedbread9571 4 роки тому +6304

    If they had this meeting at Chili’s it would have gone a whole lot smoother for Micheal.

  • @incubuscritter
    @incubuscritter 4 роки тому +4220

    “He asked for a line, like in a play”
    The most underrated quote in the whole show

    • @ilyas6875
      @ilyas6875 4 роки тому +97

      conspiracy theory: steve carell forgot what he was supposed to say next, so he openly asked behind-the-scenes producers/writers for a line LIKE IN A PLAY BECAUSE HE IS IN A PLAY. it worked so well they let "asking for a line" be a line like in a play, but steve was really asking for a line, because he was in a play. Meta.

    • @LilCxlamar8
      @LilCxlamar8 4 роки тому +61

      iggy goog yea that's not true

    • @kk-tq8in
      @kk-tq8in 3 роки тому +30

      @@ilyas6875 nice story but that ain't it chief

    • @pkliskiki1800
      @pkliskiki1800 3 роки тому +3

      @@LilCxlamar8 can you prove it?

    • @FedeArgentina
      @FedeArgentina 2 роки тому +2

      Laughter

  • @chance_ondriezek99
    @chance_ondriezek99 4 роки тому +2879

    Leave it to Michael Scott to make a “That’s what she said” joke in the middle of a deposition.

    •  4 роки тому +13

      Now it's recorded for all time lol

    • @jeffallen55
      @jeffallen55 4 роки тому +74

      Two of them actually. The first was in response to the question. The second was when he said "Come again? That's what she said."

    • @aldoteng
      @aldoteng 3 роки тому +25

      The funniest thing is how this simple joke became a 46 second segment. I think the funniest jokes in the world make us think and try to dissect the joke but the more we try the more ridiculous it sounds and we just end up walking away bewildered.

    • @Bendetoma
      @Bendetoma Рік тому +12

      I love how serious he is saying it, like he doesnt even have a choice, his mind FORCES him to say it

  • @enjoyitbro
    @enjoyitbro 4 роки тому +3826

    Toby: Can you Make that 11?
    Michael: Thinks about the scene in Threat level midnight where Toby's head explodes.

  • @mindeloman
    @mindeloman 2 роки тому +946

    Melora Hardin does not get enough credit for playing Jan. All her facial expressions were always 100% on point.

    • @Musicienne-DAB1995
      @Musicienne-DAB1995 2 роки тому +24

      Agreed, she is hilarious.

    • @jm1657
      @jm1657 Рік тому +27

      Yes. And it had to be really hard playing opposite Steve Carrell; he was so so so funny as Michael.

    • @Nordicjumper
      @Nordicjumper Рік тому +13

      She’s a triple thread. She also sings and dances.

    • @robloxvids2233
      @robloxvids2233 6 місяців тому

      ​@Nordicjumper her dad was a really good actor. He was in The Firm and Big Trouble in Little China. And her mom was...in movies, too. She was the topless woman in Used Cars. You're welcome.

    • @tylergee3043
      @tylergee3043 3 місяці тому

      ​@@robloxvids2233and she's monks wife,

  • @Pendarr
    @Pendarr 4 роки тому +2304

    “That wasn’t to go the bathroom, that was to get out of a question.”

    • @zara4793
      @zara4793 3 роки тому +15

      Loved that part 😂😂😂😂

    • @CornholioPuppetMaster
      @CornholioPuppetMaster 3 роки тому +14

      I don’t think he understands that they’re typing everything he says

  • @wonk123
    @wonk123 4 роки тому +11421

    michael’s diary should be a real book. Everyone would read it during quarantine

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 роки тому +37

      ORORORORO!!! I spend half of my day sleeping! ORORORO!!! Then I sometimes get up and tell you that I am a famous content creatorORORORORO!!! Please don't sleep while driving, dear fun

    • @dustinmarino5096
      @dustinmarino5096 4 роки тому +99

      steve carell or someone from the show should just write a book called "Michael's Diary" and sell it as the office merch

    • @LittleApple256
      @LittleApple256 4 роки тому +12

      @Ahsan Bilal hehehe

    • @JKonk
      @JKonk 4 роки тому +6

      Lil Sket I don’t read but I think it’s the opposite

    • @OPbdh116
      @OPbdh116 4 роки тому +10

      @Lil Sket Or maybe just smarter people...

  • @rebmemllednal
    @rebmemllednal 4 роки тому +3386

    "Delivery's all wrong. She's butchering it."

  • @deanmoriarty6015
    @deanmoriarty6015 4 роки тому +6015

    “...Line.”
    “What?”
    “He asked for a line, like in a play.”

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 роки тому +4

      HELP!!! Everybody at my school cyberbullies me because they say my videos are extremely BAD!!! Please help me, dear dean

    • @deanmoriarty6015
      @deanmoriarty6015 4 роки тому +340

      AxxL i don’t need to watch any to know they’re right

    • @untamebeleeva5285
      @untamebeleeva5285 4 роки тому +67

      dean savage but I agree

    • @oldmanold7863
      @oldmanold7863 4 роки тому +44

      @@AxxLAfriku Stop it, get some help

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 4 роки тому +1

      That's incredible

  • @romangagne5842
    @romangagne5842 4 роки тому +2760

    "Tan almost everywheres
    Jan almost everywheres"
    That always cracks me up

    • @haileymay1656
      @haileymay1656 4 роки тому +69

      Roman Gagne teehee

    • @romangagne5842
      @romangagne5842 4 роки тому +66

      @@haileymay1656 "I'm having sex with my boss
      More later xoxoxo
      Michael Scott"

    • @milamdodana1945
      @milamdodana1945 3 роки тому +32

      "Hihi"

    • @randomdude6719
      @randomdude6719 3 роки тому +12

      Hee hee

    • @bschro7146
      @bschro7146 2 роки тому +15

      Even when said by someone else and a different tone, you just know it’s Michael haha

  • @biancatinebra1848
    @biancatinebra1848 4 роки тому +2272

    “Mr. Scott do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth ?”
    Michael: “ Yesh”

    • @oThalesra
      @oThalesra 4 роки тому +10

      hahahaahahahahhaah that got me

    • @mohamadmjamaleddin7155
      @mohamadmjamaleddin7155 4 роки тому +42

      Yepper

    • @Srinidhi00726
      @Srinidhi00726 4 роки тому +23

      Maybe it's a legal masterpiece because he didn't agree by actually saying Yes but they heard it as Yes and took his statement for truth and so he can't be held accountable for Perjury because he never said Yes on record and hence, will not qualify to be under Oath.

    •  2 роки тому +4

      @@Srinidhi00726 That is absolutely brilliant

  • @haydenrodriguez4670
    @haydenrodriguez4670 4 роки тому +6209

    “They hang off miladys chest” lmaoo

  • @TheDarkWorld24
    @TheDarkWorld24 4 роки тому +3551

    -Mr Scott, do you realize you just contradicted yourself?
    -I did?
    -Yes you did.
    -Can I go to the bathroom?
    -No
    -I really have to, I've been drinking lots of water.
    -You went 5 minutes ago.
    -That wasn't to go to the bathroom, that was to get out of a question.
    -You still have to answer it
    -First, can I go to the bathroom?
    -No
    *Slowly looks at the camera* This just cracks me up everytime and its just the woman reading it but its so damn funny

    • @neelparmar6690
      @neelparmar6690 4 роки тому +96

      The delivery is perfect

    • @douggranger5049
      @douggranger5049 4 роки тому +31

      Lol ..I luv Toby's glance at the camera too

    • @zoefang4563
      @zoefang4563 4 роки тому +49

      @@douggranger5049 There's no way anyone can make it with a straight face. I would have ruined 100 takes dying of laughter from the bathroom lines.

    • @wearebillionyearoldcarbon9563
      @wearebillionyearoldcarbon9563 4 роки тому +43

      The woman reading it back with a straight face like shes reciting a book 🤣🤣

    • @dravyn4124
      @dravyn4124 4 роки тому +17

      That bathroom line was probably the funniest in the show

  • @tanymany19
    @tanymany19 3 роки тому +799

    I feel David Wallace becomes much more patient to all of Michaels shenanigans because of this episode when he chose the company over Jan even though Wallace's review was against Michael.

    • @matthewriley7826
      @matthewriley7826 3 роки тому +45

      True, but I think even he got tired of it eventually and that’s why he hired Charles to deal with him.

    • @antourte1
      @antourte1 3 роки тому +15

      Yeah, he's a nice guy.

    • @changuage
      @changuage 3 роки тому +6

      @@matthewriley7826 two highly paid executives costing money over the people that they lift their nose at making bank

    • @lucasbischoff2268
      @lucasbischoff2268 2 роки тому +29

      @@matthewriley7826 I think hiring Charles was a decision made because of the dire financial situation the company as a whole was in. Dunder-Mifflin thought they needed someone with an outside perspective to help run things more efficiently; it wasn't because Wallace was having problems with Michael specifically.

    • @jsilva7005
      @jsilva7005 2 роки тому +4

      @@changuage Michael’s incompetence cost the company so much money. Michael is hilarious but he’s a terrible human being, he deserved all the bad things that happened to him.

  • @cgarciahfcu
    @cgarciahfcu 4 роки тому +3935

    Poor Michael. He expected to get screwed by his company but never expected to get screwed by his girlfriend.

    • @enjoyitbro
      @enjoyitbro 4 роки тому +272

      Well he did screw the tots, princeton family paper, Pams Mom, openly slept with a married woman and bragged about it. So no "Poor" Michael isn't the way to describe him. Unless you're talking about his bank account.

    • @chelseivigil644
      @chelseivigil644 4 роки тому +238

      *That's what she said--*

    • @CEOGEOVANI
      @CEOGEOVANI 4 роки тому +62

      enjoyitbro did Michel fire you

    • @enjoyitbro
      @enjoyitbro 4 роки тому +127

      @@CEOGEOVANI Oh and he also tried to get Dwight to take the blame and get fired over something he did. He tried to Sabotage Jim when he was co manager even though Jim saved Michael Scott Paper Co.

    • @enjoyitbro
      @enjoyitbro 4 роки тому +104

      @B A He also held a kid hostage over a Pizza Discount, pulled the ladder under from Daryl injuring him then laughed about it later and did a racist impression of Asian people on two different occasions

  • @kymmzej9173
    @kymmzej9173 4 роки тому +1555

    I love how Michael keeps digging his own grave.

    • @mennashaban1654
      @mennashaban1654 4 роки тому +10

      Well said

    • @jaym.9275
      @jaym.9275 3 роки тому +2

      @McLarenBMW do you constantly dig your own grave? If you do you may just be an idiot.

    • @milamdodana1945
      @milamdodana1945 3 роки тому +42

      More like Jan's grave 😂

    • @Iwanwahid1969
      @Iwanwahid1969 3 роки тому +2

      @@jaym.9275
      ...exactly.

    • @maryalaback6273
      @maryalaback6273 Рік тому

      ⁠​⁠@@milamdodana1945 “if it was from the first time we kissed SOBER it was like four months after that” her face at 2:40 😂

  • @Sgtturtle22
    @Sgtturtle22 Рік тому +315

    The stenographer reading Michael Scott wanting to go to the bathroom kills me every single time 😂😂😂😂

    • @maryalaback6273
      @maryalaback6273 Рік тому +14

      “…First can I go to the bathroom?”
      “No.”
      😂😂😂

  • @supadupazach3163
    @supadupazach3163 4 роки тому +1242

    This is one of the best scenes in the show and the skill these actors have to not break out laughing now insane

    • @benjaminlundback8394
      @benjaminlundback8394 4 роки тому +21

      Do you know about bloopers? I am pretty sure that they did many takes

    • @jm1657
      @jm1657 Рік тому

      @Simulation algorithm That TV was such a space saver! Lol

    • @Canadianvoice
      @Canadianvoice Рік тому +1

      They break all the time, that's why they take multiple takes.

  • @jacobsilverman4645
    @jacobsilverman4645 4 роки тому +1765

    The ULTIMATE Office reading checklist:
    1. Michael's diary
    2. Creed's blog
    3. Andy's diary (this is mentioned in later seasons)
    4. Kevin's cookbook
    5. Stanley's soduku & crossword puzzles
    6. Toby's "Chad Flenderman" novels (Jk no one likes you Toby)
    7. Dwight's journal

    • @Ajay_S4
      @Ajay_S4 4 роки тому +106

      Jacob Silverman And Dwight’s survival guide

    • @ediamond23
      @ediamond23 4 роки тому +106

      And the teapot letter

    • @rebmemllednal
      @rebmemllednal 4 роки тому +86

      And The Adventures of Jimmy Halpert

    • @Desmond_Video_Discussions
      @Desmond_Video_Discussions 4 роки тому +93

      don't forget Jim's fake garden Party book

    • @brynn6421
      @brynn6421 4 роки тому +23

      www.officequotes.net/creedThoughts.php#ct01 It's Creed's blog thing

  • @ivanichianus
    @ivanichianus 4 роки тому +373

    Steve Carell’s acting was so good in this
    Can’t believe he never won an Emmy for his Michael Scott role

    • @JRT418
      @JRT418 Рік тому +4

      I know! I was hearing about that on the Office Ladies Podcast the other day. Unbelievable! I was shocked.

  • @hawkeye4205
    @hawkeye4205 4 роки тому +549

    "Tan almost everywhere, Jan almost everywhere" still kills me. Brilliant delivery by the lawyer.

  • @ziksy6460
    @ziksy6460 4 роки тому +560

    Toby was lowkey loving every minute

    • @KB-nz6bv
      @KB-nz6bv 3 роки тому +31

      As he should 😂

    • @VLAD_P_
      @VLAD_P_ 3 роки тому +8

      The Scranton strangler was getting off on it .

    • @desmondkelly5178
      @desmondkelly5178 2 роки тому +3

      If you can recall way back when Michael was asking for a raise Tobey knew that this was going to go to trial

    • @matthewriley7826
      @matthewriley7826 11 місяців тому +1

      @@desmondkelly5178Probably knew Jan was gonna get canned too.

  • @user-cn4tw6ox5b
    @user-cn4tw6ox5b 4 роки тому +446

    I feel like this clip is the ideal representation of Michael. It sums up every facet of his personality perfectly.

    • @deadlypandaghost
      @deadlypandaghost 3 роки тому +18

      Misses his caring side like when he went to Pam's art show

    • @vinnieg6161
      @vinnieg6161 2 роки тому +6

      How about his pure evilness towards Toby?

  • @vastolorde2861
    @vastolorde2861 4 роки тому +746

    "Could you make 11?"
    My God, the balls on toby!!!

    • @FatGouf
      @FatGouf 4 роки тому +20

      IDK, if anyone in the office were there they'd ask for a copy too

    • @chrishargreaves8016
      @chrishargreaves8016 4 роки тому +5

      I actually think it's kind of sad that Toby would take such a sordid interest in Michael's private life.

    • @MP-nq9ht
      @MP-nq9ht 4 роки тому +102

      @@chrishargreaves8016 I mean, with how badly Michael treats him, it’s kind of like the perfect payback to get a chance to look at his diary.

    • @FatGouf
      @FatGouf 4 роки тому +33

      @@chrishargreaves8016 its more sad that Michael would take such a malicious interest of framing Toby of doing drugs.

  • @FoigTCG
    @FoigTCG 4 роки тому +664

    i watched this series more than 10 times and I'm now just realizing Michael actually framed his relationship dislosure form like he said he would at David's party

    • @marcosmanuelvillarreal8823
      @marcosmanuelvillarreal8823 4 роки тому +1

      Can you elaborate? I'm trying to remember but i can't, do you have an episode?

    • @FoigTCG
      @FoigTCG 4 роки тому +4

      @@marcosmanuelvillarreal8823 season 3 episode 17 - Cocktails

    • @andyparackal7471
      @andyparackal7471 4 роки тому

      Erikson Bautista the cocktail is Episode 18

    • @churmmmcuz2823
      @churmmmcuz2823 2 роки тому +8

      @@marcosmanuelvillarreal8823 Michael Scott said he would frame his “love contract” with Jan. In this scene he pulled out the form and it was framed. Even though it’s just an HR thing saving the company from lawsuits.

    • @ItsBoFoSho
      @ItsBoFoSho Рік тому

      Wow. I never noticed that before. Good eye!

  • @ahawhatupbbgorl
    @ahawhatupbbgorl 4 роки тому +732

    Guy: "and you were directly under her the whole time?"
    Michael: "That's what she said"

    • @shelbywill8848
      @shelbywill8848 4 роки тому +15

      “Now Mr. Scott what did you say Ms. Levinson said?”

    • @ahawhatupbbgorl
      @ahawhatupbbgorl 4 роки тому +29

      @@shelbywill8848 " come again, thats what she said ."

    • @thedarkknight9153
      @thedarkknight9153 4 роки тому +2

      ZayKo0o
      People write their favorite quote from the video all the time. You can't stop it.

  • @tanyajustine3223
    @tanyajustine3223 2 роки тому +95

    I love when Michael asks Jan's lawyer to repeat his question with the phrase "come again" he follows it up with thats what she said. The man can't help himself 🤣

    • @Mark-sj3xb
      @Mark-sj3xb 2 роки тому +8

      Whenever Michael is pressed into something or doing something against his will, he always goes into childish mode. The episodes with Charles Miner are classic examples.

  • @joelcampos8795
    @joelcampos8795 4 роки тому +539

    "Just got back from Jamaica. Tan almost everywhere. Jan almost everywhere. Hehe"

  • @mayurdudhe6378
    @mayurdudhe6378 4 роки тому +334

    Judge - Let's make 10 copies of the diary
    Toby - Ahmm.. Could you make 11?

    • @kaybrown4010
      @kaybrown4010 4 роки тому +19

      Toby: Make that eleven.
      Michael: 😡

    • @enjoyitbro
      @enjoyitbro 4 роки тому +10

      As soon as he said that Michael must have been thinking of that scene in threat level midnight when Tobys head explodes

  • @300thNPC
    @300thNPC Рік тому +53

    2:52 the way the guy clarifies "he asked for a line, like in a play..." with upmost seriousness 🤣

  • @federicolacognata7038
    @federicolacognata7038 2 роки тому +79

    I think Michael kept a diary because he really wanted someone to talk to, this shows how lonely he feels and explains his behavior, it seems like he’s always in need for attention, but he just wants to be loved. That’s why he felt like that meeting holly. Great characterization.

  • @crackthecode1578
    @crackthecode1578 4 роки тому +95

    At 4:10 when Michael corrects the man reading, and says it's pronounced "irie," this is a word which is common more so in Jamaican English... it means nice or pleasant... Michael made some of the most intellectual references across his time on the show lmao

  • @lunaranger4921
    @lunaranger4921 3 роки тому +384

    Curious
    Michael ACCIDENTALLY shared his private picture with everyone in the office
    Jan PURPOSELY shared Michael’s diary with everyone in the office

    • @matthewriley7826
      @matthewriley7826 3 роки тому +42

      It’s possible. But I think Jan probably brought the diary as insurance or a plan B in case Michael did something that would bungle the deposition. I don’t think she would have brought out the diary unless it was absolutely necessary.

    • @ducksauce0074
      @ducksauce0074 3 роки тому +17

      @@matthewriley7826 like Michael said in the end why he chose to side with thr company, "You expect to grt screwed by the company, but you dont expect yo get screwed by your girlfriend"

    • @diy_rabbithole
      @diy_rabbithole 3 роки тому +80

      No. He purposefully tried to send it so someone without jan's consent. The "accident" was sending it to the wrong email address. And he was originally sending it to PACKER... arguably the worst person in the history of Office. That's completely different from accidentally sending the wrong photo. Jan and Michael are equally terrible.

    • @JBM425
      @JBM425 2 роки тому +2

      Of course, had Michael only sent it to Todd Packer, him being Todd Packer, he probably would have shared it across the entire Internet, so it would have found its way around anyway.

    • @soveyreemo3430
      @soveyreemo3430 3 місяці тому

      @@diy_rabbithole yup. Basically, Michael is a stupid a-hole - and he usually gets away with it. Jan just decided she won't be having her career ruined due to his stupidity and arrogance. I kinda understand her, that was Michael's fault entirely, so he ought to receive all the punches.

  • @whatsactuallygoingonhere7230
    @whatsactuallygoingonhere7230 4 роки тому +278

    "The timing was nothing short of predominant."

    • @andrepoiy1199
      @andrepoiy1199 4 роки тому +7

      Toast. I don't get it, can someone explain?

    • @maxperez-stable6796
      @maxperez-stable6796 4 роки тому +1

      @@cmmartti this time, though, he uses it correctly

    • @UKYusei
      @UKYusei 3 роки тому +7

      @@maxperez-stable6796 I thought he meant to say premeditated lol

  • @santyman100
    @santyman100 4 роки тому +292

    “And you were directly under her the whole time?”
    “That’s what she said”
    One of the best that’s what she said jokes. Absolutely love that line.

    • @deanmoriarty6015
      @deanmoriarty6015 4 роки тому +19

      Well, delivery was all wrong. You’re butchering it.

  • @suesylvester6456
    @suesylvester6456 4 роки тому +308

    *“Aren't we trying to determine whether Michael and Jan were engaged in a romantic affair? Not Michael and this Ryan person.”*

    • @artonline01
      @artonline01 4 роки тому +19

      sue sylvester That one night you made everything alright.

    • @yaboileonard2866
      @yaboileonard2866 4 роки тому +19

      Hot but in a different way...

    • @drago2593
      @drago2593 4 роки тому +9

      Toby chuckles

    • @chelseivigil644
      @chelseivigil644 4 роки тому +1

      ^
      "Okay, so let's make ten copies of his diary"
      Toby- uhm-- can you make that 11?

    • @artonline01
      @artonline01 4 роки тому +1

      @@chelseivigil644 Yeah thanx we just saw that in the video.

  • @kapilsabharwal5879
    @kapilsabharwal5879 3 роки тому +66

    The wholesome moment was Michael telling Wallace "You're nice guy too" in the end, because Wallace tried to save Michael's dignity. When asked whether Micheal is being considered for Corporate Position he said "No" after being asked 5 times, and just an apologetic half hearted "No". Later he apologized to Michael for all the mess.
    Jan on the Other hand said a lot of bad things in her review about Michael.
    "You're nice guy too" was very heart warming, they both appreciated each other.

    • @matthewriley7826
      @matthewriley7826 11 місяців тому

      Though to be fair, she did recommend that he be moved into sales a position Michael excels at, rather than termination. And her assessment of Michaels managerial skills were harsh but accurate.

  • @moutiaRP
    @moutiaRP 3 роки тому +17

    This scene got me on tears.
    they way he said "come again" followed by a fast "thats what she said" is priceless, i had to stop watching for 5 minutes to be able to breath.

  • @sirgabealot01
    @sirgabealot01 3 роки тому +35

    You have to love how they refer to his book as a journal and he insists on calling it a diary.

  • @simba1414
    @simba1414 4 роки тому +207

    “She was drinking a lot....of water” 😂

  • @MB-tu4no
    @MB-tu4no 3 роки тому +52

    "He asked for a line, like in a play." Can't stop laughing

  • @zerocray5219
    @zerocray5219 4 роки тому +104

    Petition to make Michael’s Journal to be a downloadable book.

  • @butterspike680
    @butterspike680 2 роки тому +57

    The way the lawyer reads Michael's diary in a dead serious way im dying LMAOOO

    • @RedjiyThornton
      @RedjiyThornton Рік тому +1

      Tan almost everyday everywhere gets me every time 😂😂😂

    • @NoName-eq9md
      @NoName-eq9md 7 місяців тому

      He reads it like the Bible

  • @TingusPingus445
    @TingusPingus445 4 роки тому +212

    “That’s what she said”
    “What did you say Ms. Levinson say to you about your employment status”

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 4 роки тому +63

    _He actually had the "Company Love Document" framed._

  • @srclevenger
    @srclevenger 4 роки тому +225

    The best "that's what she said" in the series.

    • @lordvampire3032
      @lordvampire3032 4 роки тому +4

      Zaphod Beeblebrox close but no, maybe top 5 tho

    • @bradypetrie8370
      @bradypetrie8370 4 роки тому +4

      Lego Lover there is white-collar and blue-collar but I don’t see it that way because I am collar-blind

    • @thedarkknight9153
      @thedarkknight9153 4 роки тому +1

      Dinner party would disagree. It's said with such disdain it's perfect.

    • @chelseivigil644
      @chelseivigil644 4 роки тому

      @@bradypetrie8370 hat to be that person, but-- collar*

    • @bradypetrie8370
      @bradypetrie8370 4 роки тому +1

      Chelsei Vigil fine I’ll edit it

  • @DoctorWhoHugh
    @DoctorWhoHugh Рік тому +10

    "tan almost everywhere, jan almost everywhere" never fails to make me break. Its the monotone voice in particular that it so brilliant

  • @rainjnoski8233
    @rainjnoski8233 4 роки тому +43

    “Delivery is all wrong, she’s butchering it” . He lowkey got so offended lol you can see it in his face

  • @bluecollarmenproductions
    @bluecollarmenproductions 4 роки тому +216

    I love inside jokes. I hope to be apart of one some day.

  • @ibrahimbaliyawalla2226
    @ibrahimbaliyawalla2226 4 роки тому +179

    If reproduced, only Creed's blog would be something that would outsell Michael's diary..

    • @tomato2517
      @tomato2517 4 роки тому +2

      Ibrahim Baliyawalla Why don’t you just read his blog?

    • @sortofanoakyafterbirth3661
      @sortofanoakyafterbirth3661 4 роки тому +4

      Dwight's journal (in which he writes things to keep secrets from his computer) would be a tough challenger too. Also his survival manual.

  • @kwymard11
    @kwymard11 2 роки тому +17

    “Tan everywhere.
    Jan everywhere.
    Feeling eerie”
    “It’s Ay-ree. Delivery was all off”
    Love everything about this scene

    • @Alex-cw3rz
      @Alex-cw3rz 2 роки тому +2

      You've mixed up two different lines, "the delivery was all off" is from when the stenographer says that's what she said. He just say "Ay-ree" to that line.

  • @shanenguyen2952
    @shanenguyen2952 4 роки тому +37

    "Tan almost everywhere. Jan almost everywhere. Hee hee." - Michael Scott

  • @liebestitch689
    @liebestitch689 4 роки тому +48

    “How long have you known the plaintiff?”
    “I haven’t actually seen it, but I’ve seen the Firm and planning to renting the Pelican Brief.” Lol

  • @AendM
    @AendM 2 роки тому +36

    2:58 - 3:17 has to be one of my favorite moments from the office, I lose it every time I watch this scene 🤣

  • @wbm8548
    @wbm8548 4 роки тому +24

    "That's what she said", "the twins"
    Michael Scott, is the only person in the world who can say this kind of expressions with a straight face in front of an attorney

  • @jaddaoud3532
    @jaddaoud3532 4 роки тому +39

    At this pace every scene from the office will be on UA-cam

  • @jonathan6740
    @jonathan6740 4 роки тому +13

    This is peak Office comedy. As much as as I like Parks and Rec, no scene even comes close to this. Incredible writing and acting.

  • @extremelyvividcardgames7890
    @extremelyvividcardgames7890 2 роки тому +16

    Toby asking for a copy of Michael's diary is the funniest part of this whole video 🤣

  • @E_AA1941
    @E_AA1941 4 роки тому +88

    I can’t cringe anymore because of watching Scotts Tott’s

  • @Books-and-coffee0
    @Books-and-coffee0 2 роки тому +10

    Oh my God, every episode in this show is getting better and better. I'm watching it for the first time and I'm obsessed!

  • @anthonysmith7504
    @anthonysmith7504 4 роки тому +64

    Can anyone else just imagine Micheal laying on his bed, feet kicking in the air, writing this while laughing at his own jokes!

  • @nickl.4168
    @nickl.4168 Рік тому +20

    Idk why I find it hysterical that Michael calls his journal his diary😂

  • @stormyprawn
    @stormyprawn 4 роки тому +25

    "hehe" - Michael Scott's diary

  • @tunafish5462
    @tunafish5462 4 роки тому +54

    Come on I was waiting for "As hot as jan but in a different way" line lol

  • @elibloom1041
    @elibloom1041 4 роки тому +54

    Toby’s face at 3:06 kills me 😂😂😂

  • @benw3884
    @benw3884 4 роки тому +75

    Petition for them to make a video: The evolution of Jim’s hair

  • @Th3De3je
    @Th3De3je 3 роки тому +21

    2:59 ive always come back to it so funny 😭😭💀💀

  • @wootwootsoup
    @wootwootsoup 4 роки тому +59

    “How long were you under her for?”
    “That’s what she said”
    “Excuse me”
    “That’s what she said”
    “She said you were working under her?”
    “What? No”

    • @bradypetrie8370
      @bradypetrie8370 4 роки тому +1

      Jania Jones come again- that’s what she said

    • @Crazytomm
      @Crazytomm 4 роки тому +2

      Well.. The delivery is all wrong.

  • @MrCodeman2036
    @MrCodeman2036 3 роки тому +18

    I love that they want to go on record with a page from Michael Scott's personal journal, and he immediately asks what are you doing with my diary? Then about a minute later another attorney asked to see a copy of said journal and Michael immediately says no one should be allowed to read my diary...🤣

  • @allenmuhammad6737
    @allenmuhammad6737 2 роки тому +38

    honestly, one of my favorite all time scenes.
    "and you were directly under her the entire time?"
    M: that's what she said
    "excuse me?"
    M (slower): that's...what...she...said.
    *confused* "Ms. Levinson told you that she was your direct superior?"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @allenmuhammad6737
      @allenmuhammad6737 2 роки тому +2

      how could you stay serious for the ENTIRE scene. it's too much gold in 5 mins LOL

  • @KB-nz6bv
    @KB-nz6bv 3 роки тому +15

    Toby laughing about Ryan cracks me up every time

  • @zyaicob
    @zyaicob 4 роки тому +9

    This is such a beautifully written moment of television

  • @maxseidelman6926
    @maxseidelman6926 4 роки тому +8

    2:42 - the universal reaction reaction to one realizing that they have no case.

  • @SynapFozzy435
    @SynapFozzy435 3 роки тому +10

    You have to love how Michael wasn’t mad at all throughout the entire questioning until Toby requested a copy of his diary, lol.

    • @matthewriley7826
      @matthewriley7826 11 місяців тому

      He gets pretty mad at Jan later after reading a harsh, but not inaccurate, performance review of him being manager.

  • @kenya1067
    @kenya1067 Рік тому +8

    Toby needing a copy is his only revenge

  • @xPURExSURVIVORx
    @xPURExSURVIVORx 4 роки тому +23

    Loved this episode, later on michael decided not to betray the company, and knew that jan betrayed him by bringing his diary before even finding out that michael shared the photo of her being topless. Really shows that michael holds those he trusts close to his heart.

  • @churmmmcuz2823
    @churmmmcuz2823 2 роки тому +5

    So many classic lines in one scene. So good.

  • @elnuisance
    @elnuisance 3 роки тому +14

    How did they finally get around to shooting this scene with straight faces is beyond me😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Musicienne-DAB1995
      @Musicienne-DAB1995 Рік тому +2

      The woman lawyer representing corporate is brilliant, especially when she pulls out Jan's topless photo.

    • @pitmclord
      @pitmclord Рік тому

      And they somehow have no bloopers of this on the UA-cam reels

  • @trickshotkid3152
    @trickshotkid3152 4 роки тому +43

    They should publish michaels diary

  • @DLoz96
    @DLoz96 4 роки тому +45

    "And you were directly under her the whole time?"
    "That's what she said."
    "Excuse me?"
    "T h a t' s w h a t s h e s a i d."
    My favorite part 💀

  • @saulwexler6852
    @saulwexler6852 4 роки тому +8

    Jan makes this scene for me. Her facial expressions, words, her delivery, just too funny.

  • @lemoninacoconut6460
    @lemoninacoconut6460 4 роки тому +21

    "...xoxo, Michael."

  • @vdowatcher
    @vdowatcher 3 роки тому +20

    3:56 got me real bad🤣🤣🤣

  • @azraelknightquest5754
    @azraelknightquest5754 4 роки тому +35

    Toby gets a copy of Michael's diary. How humiliating...score one for Toby!

  • @dagameplayer
    @dagameplayer 3 роки тому +11

    Toby: Could you make it 11?" that line killed me.

  • @AlphaCentauri24
    @AlphaCentauri24 4 роки тому +10

    "Could you make 11?"
    That fucking Toby! :D

  • @MegaSlowe
    @MegaSlowe Рік тому +2

    "And we'll break for lunch so that everyone can have a look..." 😂

  • @machinechad_x491
    @machinechad_x491 4 роки тому +20

    "...tan almost everywhere. JAN almost everywhere..hehe, Oh diary..."

  • @ElBadriano
    @ElBadriano 3 роки тому +4

    The answer to 'How long have you known the plaintiff' always cracks me up!

  • @AllanElMelon1043
    @AllanElMelon1043 4 роки тому +9

    1:15 I like the lawyers reaction to Michael describing who the twins are.

  • @alexisd6106
    @alexisd6106 3 роки тому +7

    I love how they call it "Michael Scott's personal journal" and Michael says "whoa what are you doing with my diary?"

  • @FloridaWaterAdventures
    @FloridaWaterAdventures 4 роки тому +8

    "...Proof right here" and pulls out a Waiver of Rights document, *FRAMED* LOL

  • @Adam-ui4ef
    @Adam-ui4ef 4 роки тому +13

    "To be delicate, they hang of my ladies chest"
    Thats it im gone

  • @iamanevutable981
    @iamanevutable981 2 роки тому +5

    For some reason as many times as I've watched this, I have never noticed that Michael was the one gasping when he pulled out his own "proof".

  • @CorkSkrew
    @CorkSkrew 2 роки тому +15

    3:36 The fact that he corrects the lawyer to ‘diary’ is a highly underrated detail

  • @arteyess
    @arteyess 2 роки тому +15

    Can we take time to appreciate how this was Jan’s first time seeing the Sandals photo in Jamaica ? 😂she never saw it because Kevin took the large version from the warehouse before she showed up 😂

    • @Musicienne-DAB1995
      @Musicienne-DAB1995 Рік тому +2

      Her furious and mortified face is hysterical.

    • @matthewriley7826
      @matthewriley7826 11 місяців тому +1

      And somehow she never found out about it because Darryl forwarded it to god knows how many people. But then again this was about the same time she started to collapse mentally so it’s not that hard to believe.

    • @arteyess
      @arteyess 11 місяців тому

      @@matthewriley7826 lol true which is ironic cause her therapist told her to indulge Michael 🤣

  • @mandang3545
    @mandang3545 2 роки тому +4

    "Jan everywhere hehe" 🤣🤣🤣 I can't with this man child 🤣🤣