Woke Flat Earthers | Malik Elassal | Stand Up Comedy

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @malikelassal
    @malikelassal Рік тому +23691

    Thank you guys for watching 🫡🫡🫡

    • @DontTellComedy
      @DontTellComedy  Рік тому +744

      Everyone follow Malik on social media and go see him live!

    • @john2g1
      @john2g1 Рік тому +210

      I know comedians hate it when people tell them how to improve their jokes but...
      For the white hijab joke; change it to a niqab... Not only does that make the joke more accurate, but you get to educate infidels as well.😅

    • @nicholasgraveline7384
      @nicholasgraveline7384 Рік тому +94

      Really funny stuff man!

    • @NotoriousEKB
      @NotoriousEKB Рік тому +140

      I haven't guffawed like a donkey at a comedy set in a long time, but this was so freakin hilarious! The bits about your ma had me laughing pretty hard...and then Kanye...and then "My taping!". The comedic timing was brilliant! 😂

    • @lastat10
      @lastat10 Рік тому +97

      😂😂😂 good stuff man! You have a new fan!

  • @MissEAG
    @MissEAG Рік тому +4292

    Not even one bad joke.. this guy is someone to watch!

    • @classicclipsF_TV
      @classicclipsF_TV Рік тому +54

      the dude did not miss, what a set

    • @elephant_888
      @elephant_888 Рік тому +21

      WOW!!! 💯🎉💯 None of his jokes missed!!! I wish him an amazing career, and his family peace, joy and success!!! 👍🏽

    • @themacocko6311
      @themacocko6311 Рік тому

      Kissing woke ass is never funny. Really wish both right and left would piss off.

    • @alessandrogambino420
      @alessandrogambino420 Рік тому +23

      Not bad...but I never truly laughed.

    • @P71ScrewHead
      @P71ScrewHead Рік тому +7

      I was gonna Like your comment but soon as i saw you have 666 Likes, i can't ruin it for the next guy..lol Hope nobody ruins it for the next ppl who read your comment..

  • @ImVeryOriginal
    @ImVeryOriginal 11 місяців тому +2345

    The type of comedy we desperately need these days. Not shying from dark humor and political topics, but ultimately humane and wholesome. Loved the set.

    • @fmkwvejf
      @fmkwvejf 11 місяців тому +78

      Right? There was some spicy stuff in there but it was never vicious or mean!

    • @bbb-1-2-3
      @bbb-1-2-3 11 місяців тому +43

      @fmkwvejf exactly - it was s genuine, not a fake correctness.... loved it, the ending note was brilliant

    • @chrisvalleqatsi
      @chrisvalleqatsi 11 місяців тому +30

      He does right what LOT of people are trying and failing very awkwardl;y to pull off - you nailed it.

    • @jimdog22001
      @jimdog22001 11 місяців тому +3

      Well-put!

    • @Dmyra
      @Dmyra 11 місяців тому +5

      yes well said. very elevated but not shying away from the spicy subjects. loved it

  • @Ppuffdiddleydangdoof
    @Ppuffdiddleydangdoof 6 місяців тому +246

    The Confederate flag Hijab as a Hate-Crime-proof Hijab is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. The all white Hijab that’s slightly pointy is a close second. F*cking brilliant!!

    • @sohrabakhavan4445
      @sohrabakhavan4445 3 місяці тому +1

      Sır can you tell me what's that pointy stuff about?? Couldn't find it in any search❤

    • @MazTheMeh16
      @MazTheMeh16 3 місяці тому

      ​@@sohrabakhavan4445It'd look like what the KKK wore. The same people who would salute the confederate flag would be likely to react similarly to this hijab (because they're racist.)

    • @helmetongrass1893
      @helmetongrass1893 3 місяці тому +4

      Its the kkk suit

    • @StClare_
      @StClare_ 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@sohrabakhavan4445 KKK (Ku Klux Klan)

    • @Yourmomshousemyrules
      @Yourmomshousemyrules Місяць тому

      Stolen from another comedian, as was his Kayne bit.

  • @haydenhigginbotham6551
    @haydenhigginbotham6551 Рік тому +972

    I love his rhythm 😂 not too high-energy, he slows down and gets everybody invested then has a really crisp punchline. so funny

  • @Mr0ptimist
    @Mr0ptimist 8 місяців тому +1416

    Every now and again you realise you're witnessing the beginning of a pure legend! This guy is going places! Flawless performance👌

    • @TrondBørgeKrokli
      @TrondBørgeKrokli 8 місяців тому +12

      Definitely so. Culture is for sharing and humor is the perfect way to make it interesting to get others to want to know more. edit: I am very much looking forward to more comedians with muslim background, just to make it easier to get used to see life from their perspective.

    • @anawrassey1514
      @anawrassey1514 8 місяців тому +2

      Well said....

    • @JohnDoe-fn7ml
      @JohnDoe-fn7ml 7 місяців тому +2

      I agree this guy is gonna be HUGE in the future…very funny great timing endless material.

    • @thisgame2
      @thisgame2 5 місяців тому +1

      🎉💯

    • @annann2000
      @annann2000 4 місяці тому +1

      Sounds similar to other religions

  • @lucas8913
    @lucas8913 11 місяців тому +1569

    This guy's delivery and timing is flawless. Even the times he got serious had just perfect timing. He really gets you into the story and makes the punchline hit so hard. Really funny stuff!

    • @Mafy1010
      @Mafy1010 10 місяців тому +2

      Absolutely, he is amazing!

    • @lucbloom
      @lucbloom 10 місяців тому +4

      Yeah, that’s the best part. It’s like he’s just making an announcement or wrapping it up and then BOOM

    • @notw1015
      @notw1015 10 місяців тому +2

      I think that stuff’s funny😂

    • @xavierberthon2008
      @xavierberthon2008 10 місяців тому +4

      Definitely has a style similar to Aziz Ansari which is cool cause I miss his standup, I think this dude has a lot of potential if he keeps working at it

    • @DanielT92-pc2de
      @DanielT92-pc2de 9 місяців тому

      hes almost like an artist!

  • @Mira-en9sv
    @Mira-en9sv 2 місяці тому +157

    I am a Jewish woman and one of my closest dearest friends is a Lebanese Muslim woman. Our frienship has spanned 30 years. We have escaped our respective places of birth but still embrace humanity, friendship and laughter. Politics and war is typically a mans domain...However if only all men were like this phenomenal comedian.....deliciously and riotously funny with no malice...❤

    • @duncanpadgett
      @duncanpadgett 2 місяці тому +9

      Very encouraging to hear your story and I agree we could do with a lot more people like this guy

    • @Emanon...
      @Emanon... 2 місяці тому +8

      Then you're not a Zionist, I guess.
      Or she just doesn't care that you are.

    • @MickSupper
      @MickSupper Місяць тому +4

      Typically a man's domain, but not when it comes to Hillary Clinton.

    • @ماجدمحمد-ش3ل
      @ماجدمحمد-ش3ل Місяць тому

      Half of the IDF soldiers are women .

    • @clement8367
      @clement8367 Місяць тому +2

      Praising about escaping places of birth (rightfully) to then put half of humanity in theirs

  • @roryluukas2703
    @roryluukas2703 Рік тому +477

    These jokes are so well written! Im actually so impressed. They lead into eachother perfectly and the punchlines hit so hard! Rare that I'm laughing out loud at my phone lmao! Bravo!

  • @tsholofelophaho3918
    @tsholofelophaho3918 Рік тому +758

    With the world feeling like it's burning, I desperately needed a new comedian with this exact energy. Solid set, left me wanting an hour special 🔥🔥🔥

  • @edgykoala1732
    @edgykoala1732 8 місяців тому +667

    The way he summarized the funny jokes from before and wrapped it up with a good laugh was really cool.

    • @esmix1732
      @esmix1732 7 місяців тому +11

      Dat was really dope. Set us up thinkin he was appreciatin da fans but switched it up

  • @amorpaz1
    @amorpaz1 5 місяців тому +22

    Man, that ending that turns the whole set into a setup for one last punchline is so well done! This guy is great, I hope we see more of him

  • @LadyJanae1
    @LadyJanae1 Рік тому +4754

    😂😂😂 That confederate flag hijab joke was hilarious!

    • @mikelis135
      @mikelis135 Рік тому +23

      😂😂

    • @katietoole8345
      @katietoole8345 Рік тому +164

      One of the most original jokes I've ever heard. Just hilarious

    • @CalvinJary
      @CalvinJary Рік тому +40

      ​@@katietoole8345around these here parts we are halal. We ain't doing any of that haram shit.

    • @Elendia365
      @Elendia365 Рік тому +80

      I was screaming at that and the pointy hijab😂😂😂😂very original!!!

    • @Dimaz42
      @Dimaz42 Рік тому +6

      @@Elendia365 I'm a bit lost there.. did he refers to ninja?? 😅

  • @ronking5103
    @ronking5103 11 місяців тому +703

    get this man a larger stage. Mad props, really. I'm not Muslim, but I've worked and lived with Uzbeks for the past decade or so. I cannot imagine it sits well. Keep doing your thing. I don't think any divine and wise creator would object to reducing hatred by reaching across aisles with a smile. I'm proud of you.

  • @ricplay7890
    @ricplay7890 Рік тому +1075

    The best comedians aren't just skilled but sincere and relatable... this guy is all three. Kudos
    Also very creative way to call-back his entire set at the end!! 😂😂

    • @paullowell3342
      @paullowell3342 Рік тому

      You relate to hating Jews? Careful there lol

    • @cyberT3000
      @cyberT3000 Рік тому +7

      Right!!

    • @aaronanytime8897
      @aaronanytime8897 Рік тому +1

      Sincerity is not funny so how does that make sense?

    • @sebastiancarrera4532
      @sebastiancarrera4532 Рік тому

      ​@@aaronanytime8897because you get invested in their story

    • @BluegillGreg
      @BluegillGreg Рік тому +9

      @aaronanytime8897 Maybe you're missing out on about 75% of what's funny. Lightening up might strengthen your funny bone.

  • @crysteltse8611
    @crysteltse8611 15 днів тому +2

    Wow! This guy literally saved my life. I watch comedy to lower my blood pressure. I haven’t laugh like that in a long time. Thank you!

  • @stacyvourlen2043
    @stacyvourlen2043 Рік тому +2457

    "We can't both be mentally ill" lol😂

    • @appuwa69
      @appuwa69 Рік тому +26

      That got me too 😂

    • @TomSmith-jp1es
      @TomSmith-jp1es 11 місяців тому +9

      Great joke on its own, doesn't really hit as well after telling us he believes in a made up sky daddy who judges him. Already mentally ill if you think that.

    • @harrys919
      @harrys919 11 місяців тому

      let the man be goddamn@@TomSmith-jp1es

    • @illyriandescendant7963
      @illyriandescendant7963 11 місяців тому +26

      ​@TomSmith-jp1es bro he's clearly not religious if you listen carefully. He's only talking about the times when he was, i.e when he was a child.

    • @AwakenedAvocado
      @AwakenedAvocado 11 місяців тому +31

      ​@@TomSmith-jp1estriggered

  • @jamesdonohue7513
    @jamesdonohue7513 11 місяців тому +480

    Very rarely do you get to see a comedian of this caliber. That middle finger to salute was 👌. Props to Malik for loving the art of comedy and sharing it.

    • @ChA0s_AgeNt
      @ChA0s_AgeNt 11 місяців тому +1

      "3... 3 rubles! Ahh, ahh, ahhhh..."

    • @burimsaliji23
      @burimsaliji23 11 місяців тому +2

      Exactly,this was some pure comedy, really well written and really well told 😁😊

  • @schmodedo
    @schmodedo Рік тому +736

    What a refreshingly hilarious way to poke fun at both antisemitic and anti-Islamic tropes all in one set. Laughter unites us and is needed. I look forward to hearing more of your stand-up.

    • @Zoe-c9z
      @Zoe-c9z Рік тому +9

      I am half jewish, half gentile (not a popular demographic)

    • @bigbird2451
      @bigbird2451 Рік тому +5

      Well said.

    • @PootieTang101
      @PootieTang101 11 місяців тому +13

      He is good. I hope he goes the distance with the comedy career

    • @anonymousmuffin9762
      @anonymousmuffin9762 11 місяців тому +6

      I don’t see anything anti islamic there

    • @moya9450
      @moya9450 11 місяців тому +5

      @@anonymousmuffin9762 Neither Anti-semitic

  • @zfarahx
    @zfarahx Місяць тому +8

    With everything going on the in the Middle East these days, particularly in Lebanon, listening to the Lebanese bit hits… like it always does. History on repeat 🔁

  • @owenstephen8317
    @owenstephen8317 Рік тому +288

    Watched this guy a few times in Vancouver and I’m so happy to see him getting some recognition. He’s hilarious.

    • @vanman724
      @vanman724 Рік тому +1

      He's from Vancouver?

    • @puddleglum9179
      @puddleglum9179 Рік тому +1

      @@vanman724 The description says he's from Calgary.

    • @owenstephen8317
      @owenstephen8317 Рік тому +1

      I saw him perform at some shows in Vancouver. I do think he’s from Calgary.

  • @2hard2knock
    @2hard2knock Рік тому +816

    Refreshingly honest, stating facts we all can laugh at and understand-This was the edgiest, most clever writing delivered on the ever worrisome Israeli-Arab conflict. Would love to see him share his humour with a national audience. 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽😂😂😂

    • @nawdude4292
      @nawdude4292 Рік тому +4

      Seriously, are you a bot/ai? Cuz that's not how humans talk bruh SMH

    • @2hard2knock
      @2hard2knock Рік тому +25

      @@nawdude4292 bruh!?

    • @qoweed
      @qoweed Рік тому +2

      It is not some Israeli Arab conflict. None of the Palestinians can seek refuge in Saudi or UAE or Qatar. The rich Arab states don't care about us.
      In fact Muslim brothers didn't care about the 1.7 million Afghans being displaced by Pakistan, and the massacre in Sudan either

    • @MrHxChris
      @MrHxChris Рік тому +33

      @@nawdude4292- If people care to articulate what they’re actually thinking, they often talk in a myriad of ways, this being one of them.
      🙄

    • @re.invented3158
      @re.invented3158 Рік тому +19

      ​@@MrHxChrisI'm still searching for the part that seems ai generated 😂😂😂no luck 🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @burimsaliji23
    @burimsaliji23 11 місяців тому +711

    I love it when the jokes all come back together to make this one big joke,thats a master level comedian thing I really loved it 🙂😁🙏

    • @SoulKingBK
      @SoulKingBK 9 місяців тому +2

      Call backs aren’t that uncommon as far as it goes for comedians

    • @Freerunx3
      @Freerunx3 9 місяців тому +16

      not uncommon but you have to appreciate it when it's this well executed @@SoulKingBK

    • @pipsantos6278
      @pipsantos6278 9 місяців тому +2

      And all along we're not even thinking he's gonna stitch them all together at the end.

  • @sommmeguy
    @sommmeguy 6 місяців тому +4

    That's the funniest bit I've seen in a long time. And they say you can't say that stuff. Funny, honest, and a real "sense of humour". Thx.

  • @lexibrowning7447
    @lexibrowning7447 Рік тому +1092

    Woke flat earther: "The disc is heating up" How is this so brilliant 🤣

    • @youtubedj9298
      @youtubedj9298 Рік тому +2

      I mean, he took 8 years to come up with a joke that other people have already been spamming since 2016...

    • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313
      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313 Рік тому +17

      ​@@youtubedj9298 Spamming since 2016! What a coincidence that MAGA and QAnon emerged in the same year to share a lot of jokes.

    • @eonreeves4324
      @eonreeves4324 Рік тому +10

      ​@@tyronevaldez-kruger5313 there is is no correlation with Trump and flat Earth lol, that's a conspiracy right there if I ever heard one before 😂😂💀

    • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313
      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313 Рік тому +6

      @@eonreeves4324 Who said that there is a correlation between them? Either are science deniers but I don't see the conspiracy theory you see.

    • @eonreeves4324
      @eonreeves4324 Рік тому +2

      @@tyronevaldez-kruger5313 Okay, maybe I don't understand your comment. Why did you bring MAGA and Qanon into flat earth?

  • @brianmozee611
    @brianmozee611 Рік тому +183

    Never heard of this guy before but after watching his set...I promise I'll be on a 7-day binge watching everything of his on the internet 😅

  • @tobiojo10
    @tobiojo10 Рік тому +361

    This dude is going places, he is EXCELLENT

  • @hermionegranger5115
    @hermionegranger5115 6 місяців тому +1

    Flawless delivery, creativity, and real experiences!! New legend right here!! Netflix quickly sign a deal plz!

  • @RockB15
    @RockB15 Рік тому +148

    Dude ! You’re just killing it ! Timing, punchlines, wit behind jokes (“only Him can judge me” gold) So refreshing to see new comedians with such maturity! The floor is yours brother 🫶

  • @wilssantos2
    @wilssantos2 10 місяців тому +379

    I don't remember laughing this hard with any other stand-up show I've watched. It's absolutely clear Malik is immensely talented, coming from his point of view/background in order to shine a light onto larger topics. Humor is supposed not only to be funny, but critical as well (as in "makes you think") and he does both superbly. Hope to hear more from him in the future.

    • @TreyWK
      @TreyWK 9 місяців тому +4

      This is the funniest you've seen? I feel sorry for you

    • @wyawardclown
      @wyawardclown 9 місяців тому +12

      ​@@TreyWK condescending someone on the internet who's just sharing their opinion? damn, i feel sorry for you.

    • @TreyWK
      @TreyWK 9 місяців тому +3

      @wyawarD9677 Wow! isn't that exactly what you're doing as well????????

    • @wyawardclown
      @wyawardclown 9 місяців тому +4

      @@TreyWK yep! i'm a huge fuckin' hypocrite! but also, what goes around, comes around.

    • @TreyWK
      @TreyWK 9 місяців тому

      @@wyawardclown You said it

  • @omanier8883
    @omanier8883 Рік тому +488

    As a club owner in the 1970's, I booked a lot of comedians. Steve Martin, Billy Crystal, Franklin Ajaye, etc., all unknown at the time. Malik has got the goods. His timing, writing, all of it is excellent. If I were a casting director, he would be in my next comedy movie.

    • @handroids1981
      @handroids1981 11 місяців тому +16

      Wow. Solid praise indeed. He felt so unpredictable and yet so succinct. He wasn't holding our hand, walking us up to the punch line. He just talks and POP!

    • @abalamdepaimon6891
      @abalamdepaimon6891 11 місяців тому +3

      Oh yeah 80+ year olds are known to surf youtube videos, totally believe you're fairy tale.

    • @DudeRevolution
      @DudeRevolution 11 місяців тому

      ​@@abalamdepaimon6891dude smoke a joint

    • @emanuelsagan3733
      @emanuelsagan3733 11 місяців тому +17

      @@abalamdepaimon6891 You think only tweens like yourself watch UA-cam videos? You're so silly.

    • @annmariering6606
      @annmariering6606 11 місяців тому

      @@abalamdepaimon6891 Some do! My mother is 84 and surfs the internet everyday - she’s old, not dead and there’s not much to it!

  • @jaynoomi1531
    @jaynoomi1531 6 місяців тому +35

    Bro that “NO” with the accent sold me the entire clip. Had to pause it a couple times. I hope to catch one of your shows sometimes.

  • @stevensantos9572
    @stevensantos9572 10 місяців тому +218

    He's talented. It takes skill to be able to work the whole routine back into one main punchline. Great job!

  • @gromlin420
    @gromlin420 11 місяців тому +513

    Bro, that was a perfect set! Your delivery is flawless and your jokes are original and brilliantly written. Can't wait to see more from you 👊

  • @malekamr930
    @malekamr930 Рік тому +192

    Malik, I saw one of your shows at tubby dog in Calgary almost half a decade. I recall being there with your cousin and laughing my ass off at your performance. I’m incredibly impressed by the fact that you kept pursuing your dreams and the recognition you’ve gained on larger platforms. I hope you continue to blow up and gain more recognition - you deserve it man.

    • @mateohodge6998
      @mateohodge6998 Рік тому +13

      Were you one of his teachers?

    • @daisybuchanan8205
      @daisybuchanan8205 Рік тому +2

      ​@@mateohodge6998😂😂😂😂😂

    • @schmodedo
      @schmodedo Рік тому +3

      @@mateohodge6998 LOL the "one that didn't fit the narrative?"

  • @anubisawakened3250
    @anubisawakened3250 24 дні тому +4

    "Sorrry...about that...!" -With the slight accent🤣😂🤣😂

  • @tripptank
    @tripptank 11 місяців тому +533

    This was the funniest set ive seen in a while. I cant believe ive never heard of this guy. We need to get him canceled immediately so he gets the recognition he deserves.

    • @LombardoJoe
      @LombardoJoe 10 місяців тому +9

      Can we all agree to call this the Gillis Effect

    • @CloudBotherer
      @CloudBotherer 10 місяців тому +7

      best place to suppoort him will be on his tiktok

    • @MIKESTREED
      @MIKESTREED 10 місяців тому +1

      😂

    • @LombardoJoe
      @LombardoJoe 10 місяців тому +5

      @@psikoexeComedian Shane Gillis. Got cancelled before he could even work one day on SNL after getting hired. Basically cancelled at the beginning of his career taking off. He’s come back 100x stronger and better as a result.

    • @kingofgrim4761
      @kingofgrim4761 10 місяців тому +5

      @@LombardoJoefurther proof cancelling is bs lmao

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 11 місяців тому +1035

    That was freaking hilarious. The Confederate Flag Hijab joke damn near broke me. Great job 👍

    • @SerratusNL
      @SerratusNL 11 місяців тому +9

      The same for me.. I woke up my son because I was laughing so hard😂

    • @carlosfer2201
      @carlosfer2201 11 місяців тому +18

      I thought it was gonna be a Maga Hijab. But that works too

    • @chrism8860
      @chrism8860 11 місяців тому +8

      @@carlosfer2201 That one would work for sure!

    • @rickm3779
      @rickm3779 11 місяців тому +6

      The prototype also had me buckled over in laughter!

    • @stratmatt7775
      @stratmatt7775 11 місяців тому +1

      I wish I hadn't scrolled down and ruined the joke in advance!

  • @CunchwapSupeme
    @CunchwapSupeme Рік тому +76

    The way he tied the whole entire set together at the end was absolutely masterful

  • @mechwarrior83
    @mechwarrior83 25 днів тому +1

    His pacing and timings is fantastic, genuinely hilarious stuff. Watch this young man!

  • @JerfDSalsa
    @JerfDSalsa Рік тому +203

    Malik everything was la flame 🔥 but that middle finger to salute transition was transcendent 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

    • @cooolinoff
      @cooolinoff Рік тому +1

      made me burst out laughing

  • @SubjectDelta20
    @SubjectDelta20 Рік тому +364

    I've never heard of this guy but this was a really solid set.👍
    I definitely sense a Netflix special in this guy's future.

    • @Andrew-iv5dq
      @Andrew-iv5dq Рік тому +7

      Amen brother. Salaam alaikum.

    • @themanwhoknewtoomuch6667
      @themanwhoknewtoomuch6667 Рік тому

      lol@@Andrew-iv5dq

    • @tuxuhds6955
      @tuxuhds6955 11 місяців тому +3

      I'm glad that his family is in good health and that he is here to grace our faces with smiles - I only wish his mom would have told him how beautiful Lebanon was before Hizballah took over it and attacked Israel as an Iranian proxy.

    • @ataj585
      @ataj585 11 місяців тому +1

      @@tuxuhds6955that's how antisemitic Islamist propaganda works. As an ex-muslim I feel angry that I ever fell for it. It's disgusting.

    • @Satsujinki1973
      @Satsujinki1973 11 місяців тому

      What did this guy do that you would wish the evil of Netflix cancellation on him?

  • @sylrider
    @sylrider Рік тому +104

    Dude! You’re brilliant! As a christian French guy living in the US with Muslim and Jew friends, I was crying laughing. We need more guys like you! ❤️

    • @Blullaby
      @Blullaby 11 місяців тому +5

      Ça fait plaisir de tomber sur un compatriote sympathique (': ! Have fun in the US! Take care ~

  • @irene8alby
    @irene8alby 4 місяці тому +8

    Brilliant set! And I loved how you weren't afraid to take it wherever it needed to go. (I laughed out loud at the hijab and Kanye jokes!) You've gained a new (Jewish) fan! (who also finds myself listening to Kanye sometimes....!)

  • @daniels3795
    @daniels3795 10 місяців тому +154

    He’s one of the few comedians who’s gotten me to laugh out loud in months.

    • @esobelisk3110
      @esobelisk3110 8 місяців тому +2

      same! one of the other ones for me was a set about filling the dishwasher…it’s nice to have some variety lol

  • @jessjp8856
    @jessjp8856 7 місяців тому +616

    "Helen, come on.... we can't both be mentally ill" 😂 This was refreshing and brilliant!

    • @amorpaz1
      @amorpaz1 5 місяців тому +7

      Such a great joke

    • @daibm5392
      @daibm5392 2 місяці тому +2

      bruh 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ecoideazventures6417
      @ecoideazventures6417 Місяць тому +8

      Tell me more about this Allah character :)

    • @BillAnt
      @BillAnt Місяць тому +2

      I took it as HELLen the therapist. lol

    • @Flylikea
      @Flylikea Місяць тому

      😂😂😂

  • @RalphNardell
    @RalphNardell Рік тому +118

    Wow, man! Best compliment I can give you - I hadn’t heard of you before and clicked your video while standing in line at the post office. I was laughing so much I got out of line and sat outside to finish the whole set. 😂 Smart, hilarious, fantastic delivery. Awesome stuff, congratulations!

  • @weskal5490
    @weskal5490 5 місяців тому +2

    After watching this I came away a little wiser, a little more educated and had a great laugh the whole time. What a fantastic comedian!

  • @Rachel-sg5ub
    @Rachel-sg5ub 11 місяців тому +281

    I didn't want Malik's set to end. Brilliantly hilarious!

  • @chrisgideonrosario
    @chrisgideonrosario Рік тому +148

    As a Jew I absolutely loved this skit! Good to see my brothers coming up! 🏆👏🏾

  • @PotrovNivanski
    @PotrovNivanski 11 місяців тому +126

    That final punchline was brilliant "I think that stuff is funny", as that gives the public (myself included) a good mirror to see themselves into. That's what an excellent comedian is about: not only making people laugh, but also making people see dumb behavior reflected.

  • @robertfreestone414
    @robertfreestone414 2 місяці тому +1

    So naturally funny. Absolutely genuine. It's as if your best friend is telling you stories. Relatable and sincere.

  • @KarstenJohansson
    @KarstenJohansson Рік тому +60

    This set had every possibility of going off the rails. But it never once did. This is masterful comedy! Not many can make jokes about these subjects without starting a huge fight! 😂

  • @rayanedemdoum738
    @rayanedemdoum738 Рік тому +99

    One of the funniest comedians I've seen lately. Jokes on offensive edges but yet not offensive, rather smart, funny and educational!
    Good job, keep it up !

    • @paulseoighemcgee5772
      @paulseoighemcgee5772 11 місяців тому

      yep , i agree

    • @markjones4457
      @markjones4457 11 місяців тому +1

      Yes, these subjects need to be broached in a gentle, compassionate and mature way, and show the similarities our cultures have and that we all love humour. The divine wants us all to be happy.

  • @Krzysztof_Kasprowiak
    @Krzysztof_Kasprowiak 10 місяців тому +250

    Oh man, that was the best set I’ve heard in a looong time. You are my discovery. The way you combine the real shit with comedy is what makes it gold. Also, the timing and the delivery. But mostly the balance between realness and laughter.

  • @Thabokabelomusic
    @Thabokabelomusic 6 місяців тому +15

    The Closing joke about the phone background at the airport is killer😂😂😂😂

    • @1harrismccarty
      @1harrismccarty 4 місяці тому

      He definitely saved one of the best for last lol

    • @ThePurpleCheesecakeZebra
      @ThePurpleCheesecakeZebra 4 місяці тому

      @@1harrismccarty if he did that joke first it would have made 0 sense given the joke was "all the jokes i just told would be bad to say at airport security"

  • @lemuelmalik8347
    @lemuelmalik8347 Рік тому +125

    He's hilarious and as a Muslim I am a little taken back but when I lighten up and hear his comedy is absolutely fabulous funny. Bravo because some way shape form or fashion we need to open up the society to know that Muslims are beautiful real people who are funny intelligent complexed diverse and full of love for Humanity because it's what our Lord asked us to do. So brother keep on being hilarious! May Allah continue to show you the right way VIA Islam but in your fun. AAMEEN

    • @poet1512
      @poet1512 Рік тому +4

      Bro wrote a whole thesis statement 😂

    • @DericAnslum
      @DericAnslum Рік тому

      ...so weak...
      ...go find a mirror and laugh at yourself...

    • @MeanKno
      @MeanKno Рік тому

      ​@@Heronymus.OmDracoLol wow

    • @lemuelmalik8347
      @lemuelmalik8347 Рік тому

      @@Heronymus.OmDraco the long and short of it is is that the beautiful spiritual complexities that has formulated into religion of Islam is filled with science. Along with some of the other diasporas of spirituality that have formulated into religion. They are not using scientific nuanced vernacular but the science is definitely there and some of the new practitioners and theologians who disseminate these religions some of them know this and let it be known to their audiences or congregations

    • @koifishieeee
      @koifishieeee 11 місяців тому

      SAME

  • @r3fus32d13
    @r3fus32d13 10 місяців тому +94

    This is one of the best piece of comedy ever!! A perfect mix of self awareness and social commentary. Golden

  • @colinhubble6667
    @colinhubble6667 9 місяців тому +142

    This guy made me laugh.
    Comedians usually make me exhale a little harder than normal but rarely get laughs out of me so job well done.
    May you continue to get an adequate amount of food.

  • @bobmonroe8841
    @bobmonroe8841 21 день тому +4

    I'm a Jewish man and loved this video .

  • @joronah8650
    @joronah8650 11 місяців тому +203

    Can't remember the last time I laughed myself to tears. This man should be filling up arenas. I hope I can see him in person someday.

  • @mackieincsouthsea
    @mackieincsouthsea Рік тому +264

    Really won em round by the middle! 😅 I love when jokes take almost until the next joke to sink in! Class set 👏

    • @IXvictortwo
      @IXvictortwo Рік тому +4

      He had the crowd in the palm of his hand the entire time, he just won you over when his jokes began to align with your political agenda. That or you’re just painfully slow at processing comedy🤣

    • @mackieincsouthsea
      @mackieincsouthsea Рік тому +3

      @@IXvictortwo dunno wtf you're talking about? Reaction definitely improved after a few jokes, 100 odd people agree with my comment so maybe you're the slow one here 🤷‍♂️

    • @calliarcale
      @calliarcale Рік тому +4

      @@IXvictortwo He did, but the jokes do refer back to previous jokes so the effect definitely builds; not all stand-up comics can structure their sets that well.

    • @Hayanomie
      @Hayanomie Рік тому +1

      Can someone explain the part where he says "my taping!" 10:52

    • @AlbertBalbastreMorte
      @AlbertBalbastreMorte Рік тому +1

      ​@@HayanomieI didn't get it either.

  • @julybliss4440
    @julybliss4440 Рік тому +279

    That therapist skit was spot on of my experiences. Thought the flat earther joke would be funniest (and it was good) but the hijab and therapist and all other joke had me rolling on floor.

    • @GhettoArabSage
      @GhettoArabSage Рік тому +6

      Well some people just like their cucumbers pickled. 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @chozen_juan
      @chozen_juan Рік тому

      Meh.. I felll asleep

  • @gojobadody1
    @gojobadody1 Місяць тому

    This is an amazing set. Your execution is flawless through this entire 10 minutes. Keep doing comedy, the world needs more of you in it

  • @BimmerBros
    @BimmerBros Рік тому +59

    This man is going places, he has that comedic timing and great jokes. Should start a podcast if he hasn’t already

  • @le2458
    @le2458 11 місяців тому +124

    This Lebanese is proud. Absolutely hilarious. I also have many "close call" stories from my family growing up and you managed to mine genuine humor out of our history. So good and looking forward to more!!

  • @octiiXpies
    @octiiXpies Рік тому +56

    Comparing his mom's badassness to Tupac really shows how much he respects and adores her. I love that so much for him.

  • @triplecwong
    @triplecwong 3 місяці тому

    seriously one of the most talented comics i’ve EVER heard. and that’s just a 12-minute set. everything you’d want: danger, surprise, pathos, feeling, and just solid, solid jokes (with inspired callbacks)!

  • @philipcatuogno2968
    @philipcatuogno2968 Рік тому +150

    I'm not a comedic expert, but this guy is genuinely funny. Soon, he's going to be a household name. Good luck!

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 11 місяців тому

      The funny thing is that you don't have to be a comedic expert to have a sense of humor. The comedian is the comedic expert who does the heavy lifting for you. All you have to do is laugh....and buy a ticket 🎟️ of course.

    • @optivitanutrition
      @optivitanutrition 11 місяців тому

      comedic expert WTF ? Is that a degree ? 🤣

    • @borisos9832
      @borisos9832 11 місяців тому

      @@optivitanutrition I feel him, the op philip , so many talking about nuances of timing (measured in 100ths of a second) and punchline and setup, and we commoners (me and him, or he and I, okok) ask wth, why so serious about a joke? So for example Jimmy Carr is an expert and even successful, but I can't swallow him, his looks (ok, he himself can't either), the stance, the voice and the edgyness. No timing theory helping there. I click on some videos with him starring (and spend 50 words right here) because of the intriguing titles.
      The joke with the salute 3:55 -ish is platinum for me, now that's playing with some "taboos" (the finger, army etc) as a "youngster" (he is not that young) and pulling it off effectively.

  • @lonwof2105
    @lonwof2105 11 місяців тому +54

    I want to invest in his confederate flag hajab company.

  • @MarlonOwnsYourCake
    @MarlonOwnsYourCake 11 місяців тому +88

    This was so well written. Good flow, good transitions, great punchlines

    • @TheMe2429
      @TheMe2429 11 місяців тому +1

      Refreshing!

  • @sidarcaliskan7100
    @sidarcaliskan7100 6 місяців тому +3

    This guys performance and exequition is genius level!

  • @briansounalath
    @briansounalath Рік тому +87

    He’s good. His stage presence and the ease of his talk. Give him a show! He looks good too.

    • @Feline-philosopher
      @Feline-philosopher Рік тому +3

      Right, you relax with a comedian who is seemingly in control, but in an effortless way. Reminds me of gary chandler

  • @fareshasan1038
    @fareshasan1038 7 місяців тому +349

    "She cuts me fruit and brings it into my room" I felt that in my bones 😂

  • @novembersun2988
    @novembersun2988 11 місяців тому +117

    Wow this guy is legit! We need more of him right now! Albums, Netflix specials, the works!

    • @MF-rtard89
      @MF-rtard89 11 місяців тому

      Porn!

    • @johnhagan-zr4pm
      @johnhagan-zr4pm 10 місяців тому +1

      You only get a Netflix special if you obey The Narrative.
      i.e. Are a non-comedian.

  • @mdre96
    @mdre96 5 місяців тому +3

    I seldomly laugh out loud at stand up comedy, but this is different. Ich audibly laughed like 4 or 5 times!! Great guy, great material

  • @simonstebbins3838
    @simonstebbins3838 11 місяців тому +127

    I think this was great. He walks a tightrope with these jokes, but does so skilfully, with a good dose of humility and self-reflection.

    • @NightMystique13
      @NightMystique13 11 місяців тому

      Due to his intelligence-brilliant.

    • @theplacebeyondthelies2429
      @theplacebeyondthelies2429 11 місяців тому +1

      you should know comedy is being used to deceive the people and dumb them down

    • @simonstebbins3838
      @simonstebbins3838 11 місяців тому

      @@theplacebeyondthelies2429 you should know that your comment is dumb.

    • @snowburn14yt
      @snowburn14yt 11 місяців тому +2

      @@theplacebeyondthelies2429Really? I thought it was mindless trolls responsible for all that... I suppose some of them are quite laughable, in their simplicity. Does that mean they count as comedians? If so, I suppose you're spot on.

    • @jooooohn401
      @jooooohn401 11 місяців тому +1

      ⁠@@snowburn14yt pay no mind the person you’re replying to is a flat earther working damage control in the comments lmao.

  • @zeegeeker5484
    @zeegeeker5484 Рік тому +38

    I haven’t laughed out loud so frequently in a long while. Thank you. That was amazing. I’m looking up your tour schedule immediately.

  • @adaboBADa
    @adaboBADa 8 місяців тому +41

    This guy is my new favourite. Absolutely brilliant, refreshing, humane, and funny as hell!!! What a gem!!!

  • @bombayvega7021
    @bombayvega7021 23 дні тому +1

    the best joke when he says "Allah is 'The one' who can judge you" ... I was literally on the floor.

  • @MICKEYISLOWD
    @MICKEYISLOWD Рік тому +39

    I found this just by accident and enjoyed it so much. The delivery was just perfect. I want to see more Malik please, please:))

  • @Manas-co8wl
    @Manas-co8wl Рік тому +78

    Oh my god this guy.. I laughed out so loud over 7 times. Really glad he followed through his calling

    • @SnackPatrol
      @SnackPatrol Рік тому

      Damn bro you're countin' your Lol's? What's your record?

    • @Manas-co8wl
      @Manas-co8wl Рік тому

      @@SnackPatrol No I don't but it was approx, usually I just smile I don't laugh out loud let alone 7 times

  • @kreyali
    @kreyali Рік тому +90

    Solid set, solid writing. Great connection of the jokes to the last one😂

  • @BurtHurtz
    @BurtHurtz Місяць тому +3

    This was awesome. I hope to see more of this guy in the future.

  • @SummerRayne2.0
    @SummerRayne2.0 Рік тому +61

    hilarious. Your delivery is very genuine, you’ve this playful, fun vibe with you on stage. With talent like that you’ll make more than your old teachers any day now, bro

  • @QuarterPastBlack
    @QuarterPastBlack Рік тому +24

    This has got to be the most successful set to date on Don’t Tell Comedy. Blessings!

  • @nicholasm7822
    @nicholasm7822 11 місяців тому +74

    This is as funny as anything in the last 10 years. This guy deserves to be a star.

  • @amyrosenold-music-healing-yoga
    @amyrosenold-music-healing-yoga 18 днів тому +1

    This guy's a great comedian, thanks for the good jokes!

  • @pavelg4990
    @pavelg4990 Рік тому +19

    Dude. This is the best stand up I’ve seen in years.

  • @soloflight75
    @soloflight75 Рік тому +46

    I really like your approach. You are a lot of fun to watch. Very inclusive and disarming. We need more humor like yours. Much respect!!! ❤

  • @MD-xf2qy
    @MD-xf2qy 9 місяців тому +210

    I didnt expect mix of Mark Zuckerberg and Sacha Baron Cohen is gonna kill me in 13min

    • @BigCobra191
      @BigCobra191 5 місяців тому +1

      Well Jewish people have middle eastern dna it’s not surprising. Just Jews tend to intermarriage with Europeans more often. But still the Levantine still have the same ancestors and blood

  • @mulantisreunitingall888
    @mulantisreunitingall888 2 місяці тому

    So glad I tuned into this video. Malik is so talented, authentic, creative, intelligent, magnetic, and hilarious! This is the first time seeing him, and look forward to other videos and specials. Thank you for sharing.

  • @albertbarie9551
    @albertbarie9551 11 місяців тому +53

    "Confederate flag hijab" had me laughing so hard my sides hurt and I spit iced coffee out my nose.

  • @tweigle7944
    @tweigle7944 11 місяців тому +51

    What great humour: hilarious, touching, teaching. We definately need more of this guy!!!

  • @schmecklesonwright
    @schmecklesonwright Рік тому +27

    Outstanding. Seriously can't wait to see more of Malik. One of the best sets I've seen in a while.

  • @izayus11
    @izayus11 Місяць тому

    That is the best closer joke I have ever seen. It may not be the funniest ever, but the way it wraps everything up reframming the whole set. It is just chef's kiss.

  • @WOODSLD80
    @WOODSLD80 Рік тому +41

    Never heard of this guy, but damn did he killed it. He’s one of those young comedians that’s up next.

  • @zyblor5891
    @zyblor5891 11 місяців тому +23

    This guy has the goods. A+ delivery, A+ writing. No wasted space, solid material from start to finish!

  • @Metaphysicalizm
    @Metaphysicalizm Рік тому +44

    Absolute Fire delivery, cadence and content. This man will have a huge special coming soon. What a rollercoaster of a ride, the pauses, timing are perfect..I haven't laughed out loud this hard in a long time. Thank you sir!

  • @neckpeck2738
    @neckpeck2738 7 місяців тому +2

    I really love his way of giving serious subjects the respect they deserve, and then bancing it out with really absurd, over-the-top jokes.
    This is how you do edgy humor in the 2020s. Based in empathy and understanding.