Gary Delaney’s GREATEST One-Liners | Stand-Up Comedy Compilation | Mock The Week

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  • Опубліковано 1 лют 2025

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  • @francoisashton7156
    @francoisashton7156 3 місяці тому +34

    Can listen to Gary Delaney's jokes over and over again, and never get tired of them. All very clever and well presented. - Thanks for reposting

  • @EleanorPeterson
    @EleanorPeterson 3 місяці тому +62

    Gary's one of those guys that the producers of shows like this must absolutely adore. When you need to book someone who's rock solid, ego-free, dependable, and very, very funny, call... Mr Millican. 😁

    • @competitionglen
      @competitionglen 3 місяці тому +4

      Sarah is a great comic in her own right😊

    • @FistandFootMartialArts
      @FistandFootMartialArts 3 місяці тому +5

      I think he and Sarah must make the perfect couple, almost David and Victoria.

    • @mulrich
      @mulrich 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@@FistandFootMartialArtsconsidering the context, I'm assuming Mitchell, but for the sake of clarity, I have to ask if you mean Beckham?

    • @Mushroomhigh2122
      @Mushroomhigh2122 2 місяці тому +1

      Oh god some people waffle 💩. Who gives a toss if a producer finds someone a dream you sad act what a wierd comment the worlds full of creeps

  • @FistandFootMartialArts
    @FistandFootMartialArts 3 місяці тому +13

    I've all these several times... And I still laugh. A couple years ago I texted the Christmas tree joke out to several friends. The response was the text equivalent to groans. I was pleased!

  • @TK_Brainslug
    @TK_Brainslug 3 місяці тому +28

    Ah yes the inventor of "Princess Monaco of Kent" 🤣😂

  • @grahambretman4010
    @grahambretman4010 3 місяці тому +4

    I miss Mock The Week . Managed to see Gary's last tour five times and three headliners so far. Fantastic comedian and looking forward to the next tour

  • @Master_Petes_Theater
    @Master_Petes_Theater 3 місяці тому +5

    Thanks for posting these sublime clips of Gary! I could listen to him all day! 😂

  • @ripdbtpoo1441
    @ripdbtpoo1441 3 місяці тому +7

    Mr Delaney is very underestimated - not least by me until just now, I must admit ! Giving him a sequence to himself was a dam' good idea ! The old rapier wit stabbing through, Gary - keep it coming !

  • @Driving_Miss_Daisy
    @Driving_Miss_Daisy 3 місяці тому +7

    Truly amazing. Love a bit of Gary 👍👍👍😂😂😂

  • @bradnov89
    @bradnov89 12 днів тому +2

    I'll always remember his "lady with no teeth at the dentist" joke. IFKYK

  • @Sako85
    @Sako85 24 дні тому +3

    Gary is a class act - and his Mrs !!

  • @BruceHitchings
    @BruceHitchings Місяць тому +1

    Legend. I never get tired of his crazy humour.

  • @jessbarnes8521
    @jessbarnes8521 3 місяці тому +3

    Some of the “pharmacy” section jokes were especially clever. Such a funny guy. How does he come up with so much material?

  • @m3crg
    @m3crg 9 днів тому +1

    Theres someone out there for everyone, wow! She must be a right slag. Bonnie blue has been famous for quite some time 😂

  • @JP_TaVeryMuch
    @JP_TaVeryMuch 3 місяці тому +3

    More power to Gary Delaney and considerable congratulations for ploughing this inexplicably always lonely furrow.
    Keep on crafting your cerebral smut sir and thank you for it!
    Courage of your convictions mainstream broadcasters and you might just get back some of the days of finger on the pulse public pride.
    Rather than telling us what to laugh at.

  • @Galerak1
    @Galerak1 3 місяці тому +20

    I had to look up 'schadenfreude' and now I think that joke is even more genius 🤣

  • @competitionglen
    @competitionglen 3 місяці тому +5

    Love MTW and Gary Delaney. Tim Vine is a great one liner comic that never appeared on MTW.

  • @Michelle_Schu-blacka
    @Michelle_Schu-blacka 3 місяці тому +12

    The Dad Jokes!

  • @riven99uk
    @riven99uk 2 місяці тому +3

    Saw him live last night.... exhausting, never laughed so much

  • @smalls9852
    @smalls9852 3 місяці тому +7

    This is exactly what I needed today! Rofl

  • @steveb1972
    @steveb1972 3 місяці тому +13

    He does repeat a lot of his jokes, but they’re so good I don’t care! 😂😂

    • @FistandFootMartialArts
      @FistandFootMartialArts 3 місяці тому +9

      It't not so much that he repeats as they slice and reslice the same clips in a different over and over.

    • @justbradley5930
      @justbradley5930 2 місяці тому

      Saw him live this year and he had some old jokes but mostly new ones

    • @pud2.trade6
      @pud2.trade6 26 днів тому

      He doesn't At times they record a show at different venues so the audience don't know. It's the same as when I was asked as an innkeeper to turn up the volume on the telly so people could hear the commentary. !!!!

  • @ManOfMonism
    @ManOfMonism 2 дні тому

    Walt Disney on Ice ROFL spat my damn tea out!

  • @justbradley5930
    @justbradley5930 2 місяці тому

    Watched Gary this year hes hilarious

  • @chrispbacon3042
    @chrispbacon3042 3 місяці тому +5

    A comedian and jokes so unfunny they are darn well brilliant. Have watch this multiples and always get a giggle out Gary D!

  • @clungepoker6749
    @clungepoker6749 2 місяці тому

    The puntastic Mr D 😂😂😂

  • @amir123786
    @amir123786 18 днів тому

    Quality jokes. Lmao

  • @zhv3062
    @zhv3062 2 місяці тому +1

    Gary Delaney and Stewart Francis are by far the best.

  • @AmirBrooks
    @AmirBrooks 3 місяці тому +2

    Shout out to Huge Grace!

  • @paulmavric887
    @paulmavric887 Місяць тому

    That’s Gold 😅

  • @kevinstreet5709
    @kevinstreet5709 2 місяці тому

    Genius

  • @roymillsjnr5172
    @roymillsjnr5172 2 місяці тому

    😂 hehe 🙌

  • @Leoiscool-9
    @Leoiscool-9 2 місяці тому

    Watched Stewart Francis and Gary Delaney on MTW and both comedians are exceptionally funny! Unless your the bald ginger (tough gig) on the panel, who just doesn't laugh at anything they had to say. Jealousy, it's not a good trait Andy Parsons my friend, just enjoy their work even if they are much, much funnier than you....😊
    Oops, i saw a smile a couple of times, cleverly edited... probably.

  • @michaelharrison3602
    @michaelharrison3602 2 місяці тому +2

    I went to a wife swapping party and come back with a socket set and a fishing rod

  • @pixelfrenzy
    @pixelfrenzy 2 місяці тому +1

    MOTW compilation of Stewart Francis one-liners: ua-cam.com/video/Cx8WJMuCmSY/v-deo.html

  • @DavidMorley
    @DavidMorley 2 місяці тому +2

    Asexual, B gay is just hilarious.

  • @mattrickl06
    @mattrickl06 Місяць тому +1

    Remembering when comedy used to be funny 😂😂

  • @koleberdinoch926
    @koleberdinoch926 6 днів тому

    He's very funny but does he have to walk on and pretend he's only just been told the subject? We all know it's rehearsed.

  • @getknotted
    @getknotted 13 днів тому

    same old shit!

  • @alistairmrkerr1336
    @alistairmrkerr1336 12 днів тому

    Elon was simply throwing his heart out to the crowd , I suspect Elons ketamin has kicked in and his mask slipped . Thank god he distanced himself from the Reform UK party 😂 that would have been Awkward .

  • @oiooi6460
    @oiooi6460 3 місяці тому

    His delivery isn't quite right

    • @ianbain8838
      @ianbain8838 2 місяці тому +1

      And your better are you . Jealousy if anything .

    • @oiooi6460
      @oiooi6460 2 місяці тому

      @ianbain8838 yeah so jealous . Wish I were bad at comedy

    • @jrb1802uk
      @jrb1802uk 2 місяці тому +6

      ​@@oiooi6460well, you're crap at comments , so a step in the right direction

    • @oiooi6460
      @oiooi6460 2 місяці тому

      @jrb1802uk wow that took you a whole month to come up with. I feel embarrassed for you. And a little sad.

    • @jrb1802uk
      @jrb1802uk 2 місяці тому +2

      @@oiooi6460 lol - only just seen this video today , otherwise believe me I would have called you out earlier.... Come on.. tell me some jokes ... Make me laugh if you can do better..... I'm waiting ......

  • @Duttz-69
    @Duttz-69 11 днів тому

    what a clever man so many really funny jokes