Funny Old Bag | Susan Rice | Stand Up Comedy

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  • @DontTellComedy
    @DontTellComedy  8 місяців тому +664

    Thanks for watching and make sure to follow Susan Rice on socials --> funnyoldbag on everything!

    • @mason96575
      @mason96575 8 місяців тому +21

      I love that her chosen handkerchief for everything is “funnyoldbag” 😂

    • @GenevieveHolloway-q7i
      @GenevieveHolloway-q7i 8 місяців тому +20

      I’m dying!😂 As a wannabe old lady comedienne, you are so frickin’ inspiring!🫶 11:00

    • @artvandelay8030
      @artvandelay8030 8 місяців тому +11

      !00%

    • @MikeMorton-k8e
      @MikeMorton-k8e 8 місяців тому +8

      Brutally fuckin hilarious 😂😂😂😂

    • @invisibilianone6288
      @invisibilianone6288 8 місяців тому +9

      She is the type of antique that is highly treasurable.
      Humor is PRICELESS🎯😁☕

  • @StyxByrd
    @StyxByrd 8 місяців тому +925

    I absolutely lost it when she called everybody little shits. I adore this lady!

    • @Bikewithlove
      @Bikewithlove 4 місяці тому +4

      My favorite was, “Play with me here Goddammit!!”

  • @Drekromancer
    @Drekromancer 6 місяців тому +335

    Her cadence is incredible. She never misses a beat. And she seems so comfortable on stage that she could practically doze off there. That lets her sell the jokes so much harder than the rookies who flinch every time they crack a punchline. I'd love to see more!

    • @bradlemmond
      @bradlemmond 4 місяці тому +2

      She's been doing that a long time.

    • @susanjaskulek4280
      @susanjaskulek4280 3 місяці тому

      Fluff my hair so my ass looks smaller..
      Ha ha

    • @Topjunkie-r4s
      @Topjunkie-r4s Місяць тому

      Yes - her cadence is only that of a real pro. Good observation

  • @amym1126
    @amym1126 8 місяців тому +2367

    Being a senior myself I love her and the representation she stands for all of us as older women!! Normally we are invisible. Thanks Susan you are fantastic ❤❤❤

    • @tlsanz4193
      @tlsanz4193 8 місяців тому +23

      I couldn't agree more! She's fantastic! 😂

    • @juleighruby5242
      @juleighruby5242 8 місяців тому +12

      Me too! 😂

    • @theflowerhead
      @theflowerhead 8 місяців тому +10

      It's great.

    • @tk1950
      @tk1950 8 місяців тому +40

      AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST.
      AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, "HEY OLD WOMAN, HAVE YOU EVER DANCED?"
      THE OLD WOMAN LOOKED UP AT THE GUNSLINGER AND SAID, "NO,... I NEVER DID DANCE... NEVER REALLY WANTED TO."
      A CROWD HAD GATHERED AS THE GUNSLINGER GRINNED AND SAID "WELL, YOU OLD BAG, YOU'RE GONNA DANCE NOW," AND STARTED SHOOTING AT THE OLD WOMAN'S FEET.
      THE OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR -- NOT WANTING TO GET HER TOE BLOWN OFF --STARTED HOPPING AROUND. EVERYBODY WAS LAUGHING. WHEN HIS LAST BULLET HAD BEEN FIRED, THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER, STILL LAUGHING, HOLSTERED HIS GUN AND TURNED AROUND TO GO BACK INTO THE SALOON.
      THE OLD WOMAN TURNED TO HER PACK MULE, PULLED OUT A DOUBLE-BARRELED SHOTGUN, AND COCKED BOTH HAMMERS.THE LOUD CLICKS CARRIED CLEARLY THROUGH THE DESERT AIR, AND THE CROWD STOPPED LAUGHING IMMEDIATELY.
      THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER HEARD THE SOUNDS, TOO, AND HE TURNED AROUND VERY SLOWLY. THE SILENCE WAS ALMOST DEAFENING. THE CROWD WATCHED AS THE YOUNG GUNMAN STARED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND THE LARGE GAPING HOLES OF THOSE TWIN BARRELS.
      THE BARRELS OF THE SHOTGUN NEVER WAVERED IN THE OLD WOMAN'S HANDS, AS SHE QUIETLY SAID, "SON, HAVE YOU EVER KISSED A MULE'S ASS?"
      THE GUNSLINGER SWALLOWED HARD AND SAID, "NO M'AM... BUT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO.
      THERE ARE FIVE LESSONS HERE FOR ALL OF US:
      1 - Never be arrogant.
      2 - Don't waste ammunition.
      3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.
      4 - Always make sure you know who has the power.
      5 - Don't mess with old women; they didn't get old by being stupid.

    • @amym1126
      @amym1126 8 місяців тому +4

      @tk1950 fantastic. Thanks! 😁💜

  • @Daddi_Mel
    @Daddi_Mel 6 місяців тому +146

    It's the "I can't be the old lady on the porch at 11:00 at night yelling CAKE" 😂

  • @Akashablackstar
    @Akashablackstar 8 місяців тому +1240

    HOLY F*** she’s better than like 9/10 comedians out there how??!!
    She’s AMAZING

    • @mirdaspectacular7702
      @mirdaspectacular7702 8 місяців тому +44

      She’s been doing it for over 40 years. She’s a vet!
      Shit was funny af😂

    • @bill-fk7tl
      @bill-fk7tl 8 місяців тому +6

      Better than 99 out of 100 this century

    • @joshk.6246
      @joshk.6246 7 місяців тому +11

      She's got wisdom the younger comedians just haven't received yet.

    • @bill-fk7tl
      @bill-fk7tl 7 місяців тому +3

      @@joshk.6246
      Sadly most likely never will

    • @allymofo2332
      @allymofo2332 7 місяців тому +18

      well she didn’t spend the entire time bitching about “wokeness” and pronouns and actually told jokes

  • @nullusernamex
    @nullusernamex 7 місяців тому +67

    She is honestly the funniest comedian I've seen in terms of how unexpected her jokes were and how much I laughed - and I'm hugely engaged in the comedy scene. Legend

  • @Mariamariafran
    @Mariamariafran 8 місяців тому +1875

    Give this lady a Netflix special‼️❤

  • @jakemertz2660
    @jakemertz2660 8 місяців тому +57

    so refreshing to see someone with that much life experience getting up on stage and giving laughs!!

  • @elreydelmundo1343
    @elreydelmundo1343 8 місяців тому +1675

    She might be one of the funniest comedians ive seen on this channel. Love her.

    • @bplus2932
      @bplus2932 8 місяців тому +3

      hands on.

    • @MakerBees333
      @MakerBees333 8 місяців тому +9

      Hands down!

    • @Vega.pdf35mm
      @Vega.pdf35mm 8 місяців тому +2

      Watch more

    • @MakerBees333
      @MakerBees333 8 місяців тому +11

      @@Vega.pdf35mm I did, turns out she has been doing standup a long time, some of her best performances of these jokes were in this video.

    • @criticaloptimist
      @criticaloptimist 8 місяців тому +5

      She’s truly so amazing. Everyone should get to see her live.

  • @Hamajaang
    @Hamajaang 3 місяці тому +95

    “….So I know if shit goes down, I can take him” 🤣
    Grandma wildin’

  • @markmcarthy596
    @markmcarthy596 8 місяців тому +970

    Every so often, someone truly unique comes along. Love her

    • @daymoncleveland0622
      @daymoncleveland0622 8 місяців тому +12

      She’s been making peoples sides hurt for YEARS 😂

    • @mbdawg
      @mbdawg 6 місяців тому +8

      She’s been doing stand-up since 1983

    • @KeithRozzell-ip2jx
      @KeithRozzell-ip2jx 5 місяців тому

      You know how to catch a unique woman , unique up
      Behind her. She Great 🌹🐝🌻

  • @AbelieverinHim23
    @AbelieverinHim23 6 місяців тому +55

    Her delivery and timing is impeccable!

  • @plumeria1985
    @plumeria1985 8 місяців тому +884

    She's so lovely. I want to hear her keep going for hours😭

    • @MA-hk9zq
      @MA-hk9zq 8 місяців тому +25

      I don't think she has that kind of time

    • @UBERBENZ
      @UBERBENZ 8 місяців тому +12

      She will need naps from time to time.

    • @enVee539
      @enVee539 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@@UBERBENZ.....😂

    • @JasonTaylor90210
      @JasonTaylor90210 8 місяців тому

      Do some meth.

    • @tk1950
      @tk1950 8 місяців тому +12

      AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST.
      AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, "HEY OLD WOMAN, HAVE YOU EVER DANCED?"
      THE OLD WOMAN LOOKED UP AT THE GUNSLINGER AND SAID, "NO,... I NEVER DID DANCE... NEVER REALLY WANTED TO."
      A CROWD HAD GATHERED AS THE GUNSLINGER GRINNED AND SAID "WELL, YOU OLD BAG, YOU'RE GONNA DANCE NOW," AND STARTED SHOOTING AT THE OLD WOMAN'S FEET.
      THE OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR -- NOT WANTING TO GET HER TOE BLOWN OFF --STARTED HOPPING AROUND. EVERYBODY WAS LAUGHING. WHEN HIS LAST BULLET HAD BEEN FIRED, THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER, STILL LAUGHING, HOLSTERED HIS GUN AND TURNED AROUND TO GO BACK INTO THE SALOON.
      THE OLD WOMAN TURNED TO HER PACK MULE, PULLED OUT A DOUBLE-BARRELED SHOTGUN, AND COCKED BOTH HAMMERS.THE LOUD CLICKS CARRIED CLEARLY THROUGH THE DESERT AIR, AND THE CROWD STOPPED LAUGHING IMMEDIATELY.
      THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER HEARD THE SOUNDS, TOO, AND HE TURNED AROUND VERY SLOWLY. THE SILENCE WAS ALMOST DEAFENING. THE CROWD WATCHED AS THE YOUNG GUNMAN STARED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND THE LARGE GAPING HOLES OF THOSE TWIN BARRELS.
      THE BARRELS OF THE SHOTGUN NEVER WAVERED IN THE OLD WOMAN'S HANDS, AS SHE QUIETLY SAID, "SON, HAVE YOU EVER KISSED A MULE'S ASS?"
      THE GUNSLINGER SWALLOWED HARD AND SAID, "NO M'AM... BUT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO.
      THERE ARE FIVE LESSONS HERE FOR ALL OF US:
      1 - Never be arrogant.
      2 - Don't waste ammunition.
      3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.
      4 - Always make sure you know who has the power.
      5 - Don't mess with old women; they didn't get old by being stupid.

  • @charlenemack7040
    @charlenemack7040 8 місяців тому +635

    I’m 72 years old… I just laughed my fucking ass off!

    • @nancyjones6949
      @nancyjones6949 6 місяців тому +29

      I'm 74 and I don't know who Harry Stiles is ! Finally someone I can relate to ! ( ps...I have 11 tattoos )

    • @charlenemack7040
      @charlenemack7040 6 місяців тому +1

      @@nancyjones6949 Me… No tattoos no body piercings. If I did get a tattoo it would probably be a 🐞…Because it’s tiny, and if I hated it I could just put a small 🩹on it.

    • @HumphreyOtto
      @HumphreyOtto 4 місяці тому +5

      @@nancyjones6949 hi Nancy hope you’re having a great day

    • @Ohio_Isnt_Real
      @Ohio_Isnt_Real 4 місяці тому +3

      Your names Charlene of course your 72 years old! Love ya sweetheart ❤

    • @luckas221a
      @luckas221a 4 місяці тому +2

      I'm 24 and also laughed so hard lmao

  • @2hard2knock
    @2hard2knock 8 місяців тому +1532

    “When I fluff my hair my ass looks smaller” was the opening line of this soon-to-be legend 😂😂😂

    • @gregraj
      @gregraj 8 місяців тому +8

      At 69 "likes", I can't bring myself to like your comment ... nice! 😂

    • @PneumaNoose
      @PneumaNoose 6 місяців тому +4

      She’s been doing comedy for decades. She’s already a legend!

    • @jd-zu5ok
      @jd-zu5ok 6 місяців тому +2

      Serious question, why'd you feel the need to tell us what we just heard?

    • @2hard2knock
      @2hard2knock 6 місяців тому +6

      @@jd-zu5ok ‘cause it’s one way to bait and sort out the haters who can’t stand other people getting attention 😂

    • @princecharmingthemerman
      @princecharmingthemerman 5 місяців тому

      I'll trade with her. I'm a gay bottom without an ass🤦🏻

  • @hojo70
    @hojo70 8 місяців тому +15

    OMG this lady is the funniest person I've heard in a LONG time!!

  • @jaciterjcomedy
    @jaciterjcomedy 8 місяців тому +517

    Susan routinely crushes every show I’ve seen her on! It takes a professional to be that funny and stay relevant. She can crack anyone at any age. Such a legend!

  • @moyanorvell7687
    @moyanorvell7687 5 місяців тому +33

    Susan Rice is refreshingly funny AF!!! Loved her!

  • @jaywhitaker1147
    @jaywhitaker1147 8 місяців тому +497

    OMG, about 1.5 years ago, I forget who I went to see as the headliner cause I go to ALOT of stand up shows, but Susan was the opener for them and she was fantastic, so friggin funny that the next day when I was talking to some friends that I didn’t even mention how great the headliner was, I just kept mentioning her and how great she was, havent laughed that hard in a long long while. Glad to see some of her stuff being put out there for everyone else, she is a treasure for sure!

    • @cockeyedoptimista
      @cockeyedoptimista 5 місяців тому

      Just discovered her. She's hilarious! Most I've ever laughed at a comic. Adorable.

  • @GO-eo8kg
    @GO-eo8kg 3 місяці тому +14

    I'm a senior and I support this message!😂 I love this lady! 😂💙

  • @sarahwehr6371
    @sarahwehr6371 8 місяців тому +223

    She killed it. Really knew how to play the crowd with her age jokes. Very clever and well timed

  • @JAIONTEE
    @JAIONTEE 4 місяці тому +24

    I just laughed so hard! PLEASE MORE OF HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @heraldocosta1469
    @heraldocosta1469 8 місяців тому +404

    She isn't dying She...She is killing !! You go girl!!

  • @Withlovefrmstranger
    @Withlovefrmstranger 8 місяців тому +3

    Loved her. So cute and so funny. Its not easy being humorous at that age.

  • @silversurfer8818
    @silversurfer8818 8 місяців тому +3370

    Such an honor, I heard she was performing at the Ford's Theatre just before Lincolns assassination!

    • @SCBB24
      @SCBB24 8 місяців тому +1

      She don’t pop a Molly she pop a Mildred

    • @bdellovibrioo5242
      @bdellovibrioo5242 8 місяців тому +327

      She killed that night

    • @acphonix
      @acphonix 8 місяців тому +116

      I heard she was McDonald's first client, and suggested the McFlurry.

    • @elGamiReal
      @elGamiReal 8 місяців тому +24

      That flew by my head, Lincoln is Kennedy is Keller is Frank

    • @kingtech7917
      @kingtech7917 8 місяців тому +23

      Now this was funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @warrenography
    @warrenography 6 місяців тому +47

    She's awesome! "wear it as a hat" killed me flat out.

  • @tjsingh5163
    @tjsingh5163 8 місяців тому +1896

    I think more than half the audience does not know you cannot jump start a car with a bad starter. This lady knows what’s up. 😂

    • @watchforlife
      @watchforlife 8 місяців тому +48

      Yeah,he probably intended to use that jumper for something else more sinister. Glad she was confident and bold enough to take him,if anything jumped off. 😅😅😅

    • @Charlotte-zj8rq
      @Charlotte-zj8rq 8 місяців тому +11

      I can swear that I have in the past a few times before eventually getting a new starter

    • @sarahtrammell9546
      @sarahtrammell9546 8 місяців тому +47

      Ha ha ha, that’s what she meant when she said “you little shits, I’ve done stuff” aka, I know you can’t jumpstart a car with a bad starter.

    • @ModernMoonBean
      @ModernMoonBean 8 місяців тому +5

      Well. If you are going down hill it might work. No need for cables though.At least old VWs and some others would. Didn't know about now though
      I really am glad I found this. UA-cam knows I'm aging I guess😂

    • @JamesBond-kb1wl
      @JamesBond-kb1wl 8 місяців тому +28

      In case you ever get stranded Jumping a bad starter requires using a screwdriver or any conductor and touching the 2 posts on the starter bypassing the internal solenoid which is what usually causes starters to go bad

  • @Casualercultist
    @Casualercultist 19 днів тому +2

    Less than 20 seconds in, and this Susan person has pulled the first laugh out of me in 4 years! Well done!

  • @guyinapandasuit2691
    @guyinapandasuit2691 8 місяців тому +210

    This lady is amazing. She literally didn't miss. Just crushed it for 11 minutes straight

  • @Omgits7ito
    @Omgits7ito 8 місяців тому +4

    Omg I’m obsessed with her 😂😂😂 what a funny lady !

  • @dylanjenkins89
    @dylanjenkins89 8 місяців тому +203

    Susan is the best. She has been killing for years! I’m so happy that she is finally getting the exposure she deserves.

    • @heatherwhite2788
      @heatherwhite2788 8 місяців тому +9

      And she doesn’t even need the hospital gown to do it

  • @Flower-dt8et
    @Flower-dt8et 4 місяці тому +13

    I wish I had a grandma like her I would laugh for days cause of her😂

  • @deenasampson4696
    @deenasampson4696 8 місяців тому +146

    Wow. I mean, wow. The tattoo bit?!? Brilliant. What a great joke writer!!! Old lady goals.

  • @MaddRocker87
    @MaddRocker87 8 місяців тому +4

    She's a gem😂

  • @jrw87
    @jrw87 8 місяців тому +250

    She’s a hoot! I loved her entire set especially the final punchline.

    • @Kj_002
      @Kj_002 8 місяців тому

      What did the last one mean

    • @Neomie92
      @Neomie92 8 місяців тому +18

      @@Kj_002 Hospital gowns are typically open in the back, so she's mooning the Jehovah's Witnesses at her door. LOL!

    • @heraldocosta1469
      @heraldocosta1469 8 місяців тому

      The was the best loved!!

    • @dbaargosy4062
      @dbaargosy4062 8 місяців тому +1

      i shared this video with my sister then texted "she's a hoot"... great minds

  • @nonnapapera3044
    @nonnapapera3044 2 місяці тому +2

    English is not my language, I catched maybe 1/3 of what she said and, still, I'm in tears. Making someone laugh in a bad day is such a gift to share. Thank you, amazing lady ❤

  • @sfensjm1727
    @sfensjm1727 8 місяців тому +141

    Imagine having her as your grandmother. Love her!! ❤😂

  • @helengorton894
    @helengorton894 3 місяці тому +4

    Am still laughing alone in a restaurant in Madrid....thank you!!! Made my year!!! Am 78.

  • @sarahtrammell9546
    @sarahtrammell9546 8 місяців тому +123

    Thank you for introducing me to this comedian! She is so uplifting, and is clearly having a good time up there herself. ❤ Susan Rice is good medicine.

  • @IAm010110
    @IAm010110 8 місяців тому +5

    The joke about the neck hair,, tying them off to support the “puppies”,,, SO FUNNY!!!!😂😂😂

  • @Ottoman97
    @Ottoman97 8 місяців тому +76

    She’s a Portland legend! Need more Susan in the comedy world

  • @s.ascott1959
    @s.ascott1959 4 місяці тому +9

    I had to watch that twice. She is so funny.

  • @JFHarrisComedy
    @JFHarrisComedy 8 місяців тому +1040

    “I’m not paying off one more student loan.” 😂 (chiefs kiss)

    • @Horseluvver
      @Horseluvver 8 місяців тому +18

      I dont get it!!! 😂

    • @Jedi-Biggs
      @Jedi-Biggs 8 місяців тому +30

      Chef's**

    • @julietthugangel
      @julietthugangel 8 місяців тому

      @@HorseluvverI think she doesn’t want to be a sugar mama and pay for another young persons student loans 😅😂😂

    • @musicianist555
      @musicianist555 8 місяців тому

      @@Horseluvvershe's paying off the student loans of the younger guys she's banging 😂

    • @jessicavonschramm4472
      @jessicavonschramm4472 8 місяців тому +8

      Such a perfect joke!

  • @KyleArcher-in1es
    @KyleArcher-in1es 8 місяців тому +3

    OH MY GOSH….. SHE IS A FREAKING RIOT!!!!! Total honesty and just being herself is the best act a comic can do!!!! This one needs a show of her own!

  • @maryvaughn7886
    @maryvaughn7886 8 місяців тому +73

    Priceless!!! As another old bag it's wonderful to see someone who isn't afraid to be herself. Luv ya girl!!

  • @ImaginalComponent
    @ImaginalComponent 5 місяців тому +6

    Wow! Literally just discovered her today and she is amazing! What a personality. Thanks algorithm!

  • @CappyLarou
    @CappyLarou 8 місяців тому +178

    I say this with love and respect, I love old broads!!!

    • @prilljazzatlanta5070
      @prilljazzatlanta5070 8 місяців тому +6

      Ones named Blanche with a smokers cough?

    • @JasonTaylor90210
      @JasonTaylor90210 8 місяців тому +1

      So corny to say.

    • @daymoncleveland0622
      @daymoncleveland0622 8 місяців тому +2

      @@prilljazzatlanta5070Thelma would suffice, but the cough is a requirement 😂

    • @prilljazzatlanta5070
      @prilljazzatlanta5070 8 місяців тому +2

      @@daymoncleveland0622 Lol. I was referencing a Tracy Morgan bit but Thelma is a great name!

  • @evalynlemon5045
    @evalynlemon5045 8 місяців тому +3

    Haven't laughed so much in years. Thank you.

  • @CajonesandCannolis
    @CajonesandCannolis 8 місяців тому +296

    “you can wear it like a hat!” 💀TOOK ME OUT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😁

  • @joeylee179
    @joeylee179 3 місяці тому +6

    You make me laugh every time I see you on TV. You're amazing. Thank you!

  • @Sileonex123
    @Sileonex123 8 місяців тому +147

    I love this woman

  • @deec411
    @deec411 8 місяців тому +2

    OMG 😂😂😂😂 she is literally a scream!!! Fantastic

  • @Kimmirisk
    @Kimmirisk 8 місяців тому +114

    She’s fabulous!! “God dammit play with me!” I fell out of my chair !🤣🤣

    • @HumphreyOtto
      @HumphreyOtto 4 місяці тому +1

      Hi Kim how are you doing today?

  • @myrahunter131
    @myrahunter131 Місяць тому +2

    De licious! 😂😂😂 I loved her the first time I ever saw her and she’s never let me down. I aspire to be as funny as she is.

  • @jerryholland5557
    @jerryholland5557 8 місяців тому +37

    She is a gem! We need more people in the world like this. Hilarious!

  • @Val-qm7mh
    @Val-qm7mh 8 місяців тому +3

    You are a blast!! So happy to find you!! Love it!!! You're So funny girl!! ❤️🤗

  • @vivsevs1087
    @vivsevs1087 8 місяців тому +93

    Her whole outfit top to bottom is 🔥worth 3.5 hrs of prep. Goddamn Susan is a hoot. I really wish I was there in person to witness this live!

  • @CyndiOyea
    @CyndiOyea 8 місяців тому +1

    Just found this gem🥰🥰🥰 OMG I LOVE HER! Elder aspirations 🥰🙏 thank you!

  • @OKSlinky
    @OKSlinky 8 місяців тому +45

    Holy cow she is absolutely HILARIOUS! She is so fantastic, thank you for sharing her brilliance here were we can all enjoy it

  • @BarbaraJohnson-vb7pp
    @BarbaraJohnson-vb7pp 24 дні тому +1

    She’s hilarious!!! As a senior, I can relate so well

  • @bebecatanzaro9362
    @bebecatanzaro9362 8 місяців тому +33

    I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HER!!!!!!!!
    She’s a riot!!!

  • @D-Reality
    @D-Reality 7 місяців тому +55

    "Hey, what does your tattoo say?"
    "It says FASTER!!"😂

  • @INFJparadox
    @INFJparadox 8 місяців тому +39

    Omg this lady is gold!!! And funnier than most younger comedians 😄

  • @549BR
    @549BR 2 місяці тому +3

    She's great; I thought I'd watch her for a minute or so, but was transfixed for the whole show.

    • @veryfruityolive
      @veryfruityolive 2 місяці тому

      same; came across a short from this video and clicked to watch the whole thing. she’s a hoot

  • @blahbloop6310
    @blahbloop6310 8 місяців тому +123

    "I got tongue depressors for my tomato plants"
    Not Nana giving me ideas 😅

  • @Gambit-Lobo
    @Gambit-Lobo 3 місяці тому +6

    She's a quick witted spitfire! Absolutely hilarious! 😂😂😂

  • @brooklyn_breaux
    @brooklyn_breaux 8 місяців тому +51

    OMG, THIS LADY HAS ME IN THIS WAITING ROOM CRACKING UP WITH TEARS. I COULDN'T CONTAIN IT. SHE'S GAINED A FAN.

  • @halonoii
    @halonoii 4 місяці тому +3

    I never usually like stand up, but she has excellent stage presence that I’ve had a genuine laugh from this!

  • @jobdiscription2834
    @jobdiscription2834 8 місяців тому +39

    what an absolute legend, every joke hit, I can't wait to see more of her.

  • @courtneymccullough1017
    @courtneymccullough1017 4 місяці тому +12

    Fuckin hell right out the gate with the "bad kness in a speed dating acident" 😂

    • @suek7086
      @suek7086 2 місяці тому +2

      My hearing is bad. I heard it as BJ accident. Darned near wet myself. I’m old.

  • @alextthomas
    @alextthomas 8 місяців тому +37

    is anyone could to mention her FANTASTIC OUTFIT? so coordinated, I love her style!!

    • @nullusernamex
      @nullusernamex 7 місяців тому +1

      Her outfit is absolutely amazing! Fashion icon!

  • @xenontheotherme
    @xenontheotherme 5 місяців тому +4

    I lover her. It's so refreshing to hear from an older generation. She is hilarious! 😂

  • @Celeste-in-Oz
    @Celeste-in-Oz 8 місяців тому +36

    Where has this gem been hiding? She’s funny as hell! 😂

  • @PamelaRay-l7x
    @PamelaRay-l7x 4 місяці тому +3

    I have not laughed this hard in a long time! I sent her to my best friends I know they will love her as much as I do.❤

  • @elizabutler9752
    @elizabutler9752 8 місяців тому +77

    Susan’s a legend, glad more people are being introduced to her!

    • @sharonmullins1957
      @sharonmullins1957 6 місяців тому

      Just found her.............hilarious,, love her.

  • @hillcountry871
    @hillcountry871 7 місяців тому +12

    Oh my!!! I love her!!! First time seeing her, as a 69 year old, rock on..

  • @lennyuniverse
    @lennyuniverse 8 місяців тому +26

    I'm smiling ear to ear. That was one of the best sets I've seen in a while. Refreshing!

  • @shawnhalls2431
    @shawnhalls2431 3 місяці тому +2

    New favorite comedian. Oh my God she had me actually crying tears of laughter.

  • @PaulSmith-qs1es
    @PaulSmith-qs1es 8 місяців тому +64

    I just love all these unknown comedians on this channel and they're all so much funnier than the big name ones because you don't already know what their jokes are going to be.

    • @TrebleXo-od5en
      @TrebleXo-od5en 2 місяці тому

      You're finally growing up. That's the same with ANYTHING WITH A BIG NAME. Just bc it's popular, has a backing, and PUSHED on you, doesn't make it any better, funnier, healthier, it's JUST POPULAR, and what you're USED TO. But as most ppl get older, they figure out the things that they ACTUALLY LIKE, n become more aware of them selves vs the Media vs world

  • @Dottie-w7u
    @Dottie-w7u 21 день тому +1

    She's awesome,it takes a lot to make me laugh,she had me in stitches 😂😂😂

  • @aliecarey
    @aliecarey 8 місяців тому +27

    Man she reminds me of my grandma 😁 she had a mouth like a sailor and was very quick. I sure miss her.
    This was a great set ❤❤

  • @scottcampbell9515
    @scottcampbell9515 7 місяців тому +5

    It’s been a long time since I laughed as much as I did watching this. A+, and more importantly…thank you.

  • @ElizabethDohertyThomas
    @ElizabethDohertyThomas 8 місяців тому +15

    Such a brilliant mix of ultra-current and timeless humor!!

  • @TheSaltyDawg
    @TheSaltyDawg 7 місяців тому +4

    That was gr8! Reminded me of a grandma now passed. I hope this woman keeps on headed to the top, she deserves it! I haven't lol that hard in a very long time!

  • @sb-b3071
    @sb-b3071 8 місяців тому +47

    Oh shit! I hadn't heard of Susan until this set. Thank you Susan and Don't Tell Comedy 😂😂😂

  • @GloriaTellez52
    @GloriaTellez52 4 місяці тому +3

    I love this sweet lady, God bless her!

  • @cynthiacollett6233
    @cynthiacollett6233 8 місяців тому +18

    I truly laughed so hard, I cried. Best comedienne, ever!

  • @loubock3238
    @loubock3238 7 місяців тому +3

    LOVE LOVE LOVE her comedy, she is such a funny lady. Haven't heard this comedy in a long time, the funnies. Blessings momma

  • @Notaweebiswear
    @Notaweebiswear 8 місяців тому +18

    I feel like she's been a force to be reckoned with for a long while in the comedy scene but only now getting the internet exposure to blow up, amazing set😂 I need to look into that
    EDIT: yep!
    Moving to Los Angeles gave Susan her first taste of what show biz had in store for her. She rapidly became a regular at the Icehouse in Pasadena, Igby’s, The Comedy Store, and worked for the Improvs. She rapidly moved up the performance ladder and headlined at many of the clubs of the 1990’s; Laff Stops, Last Laugh’s, Stanfords and Comedy Connections

  • @PamelaRay-l7x
    @PamelaRay-l7x 4 місяці тому +5

    Suzanne, you are a real genius! I haven’t seen comedy like this in years❤

  • @Abbyga1e
    @Abbyga1e 8 місяців тому +13

    There are very very few people who can make me cry from laughing so hard......she has got to be one of the funniest comedians ive rver seen

  • @Antwionette
    @Antwionette 4 місяці тому +2

    She was hilarious!😂 The jokes were unique and unpredictable which is refreshing.

  • @DiaryOfTheIcon
    @DiaryOfTheIcon 8 місяців тому +72

    Omg i loved her. Need more of her

  • @zacharycardone7785
    @zacharycardone7785 2 місяці тому +2

    Funniest woman in comedy right now, by far!! A breath of fresh air. Truly hilarious 😂😂

  • @dakotahstarheart
    @dakotahstarheart 8 місяців тому +21

    I’ve never laughed out loud this much before 🤣

  • @KJAJOBRIEN
    @KJAJOBRIEN 5 місяців тому +2

    She is so funny. God bless her, thanks for the laughter.

  • @theriverthing
    @theriverthing 8 місяців тому +21

    That screaming for cake bit caught me off guard 😂😂 snorted mid hit

  • @chrisvalentine3122
    @chrisvalentine3122 4 місяці тому +8

    She fricking kill this set! Knocked it out the park!

  • @JayMitch10
    @JayMitch10 8 місяців тому +17

    She’s hilarious! Need more people like her. She engaged the audience without pulling on them to make up her act as she went along. True comedy! More of her! DO TELL me her name!