Funny Old Bag | Susan Rice | Stand Up Comedy
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
- Comedian Susan Rice jokes about the trials and tribulations of being old (not stupid), getting a tattoo, and why she's NOT a crazy cat lady in her hilarious Don't Tell Comedy set!
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Susan Rice is that relative everyone loves but whispers about in the kitchen. She's been a consummate performer since she was very young and a professional stand up for over 41 years. She considers herself so lucky to still do what she loves and vows to do it until she get's it right.
Instagram: / funnyoldbag
TikTok: / funnyoldbag
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Credits:
Written and Performed by Susan Rice
Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory & Brett Kushner
VP of Production: Marissa Gallant
Live Events Manager: Drew Platt
Co-Directors: Gordie Earle III & Brad Silnutzer
Director of Photography: Mark Davis
Gaffer: Michael Tellup
Swing: Mikyla Jonck
Camera Operators:
Amelia Asilis
John Barrett
Angelo Clarizio
Lauren Doyle
Brooke Mueller
Editor: Jordan Tetewsky
Color Correction: Jordan Tetewsky
Sound Recordist: Alex Gilroy
Re-Record Mixer: Ryan Meadows
Graphics: Megan Hunter
Production Assistants:
Lukas Day
Jonathan Garcia
Z Gregorio
Photographer: Matt Misisco ( / mattmisiscostudios )
Special thanks to our generous hosts, Narrative Loft in Santa Barbara, CA
Thanks for watching and make sure to follow Susan Rice on socials --> funnyoldbag on everything!
I love that her chosen handkerchief for everything is “funnyoldbag” 😂
I’m dying!😂 As a wannabe old lady comedienne, you are so frickin’ inspiring!🫶 11:00
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Brutally fuckin hilarious 😂😂😂😂
She is the type of antique that is highly treasurable.
Humor is PRICELESS🎯😁☕
“When I fluff my hair my ass looks smaller” was the opening line of this soon-to-be legend 😂😂😂
At 69 "likes", I can't bring myself to like your comment ... nice! 😂
She’s been doing comedy for decades. She’s already a legend!
Serious question, why'd you feel the need to tell us what we just heard?
@@jd-zu5ok ‘cause it’s one way to bait and sort out the haters who can’t stand other people getting attention 😂
I'll trade with her. I'm a gay bottom without an ass🤦🏻
Every so often, someone truly unique comes along. Love her
She’s been making peoples sides hurt for YEARS 😂
She’s been doing stand-up since 1983
You know how to catch a unique woman , unique up
Behind her. She Great 🌹🐝🌻
Being a senior myself I love her and the representation she stands for all of us as older women!! Normally we are invisible. Thanks Susan you are fantastic ❤❤❤
I couldn't agree more! She's fantastic! 😂
Me too! 😂
It's great.
AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST.
AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, "HEY OLD WOMAN, HAVE YOU EVER DANCED?"
THE OLD WOMAN LOOKED UP AT THE GUNSLINGER AND SAID, "NO,... I NEVER DID DANCE... NEVER REALLY WANTED TO."
A CROWD HAD GATHERED AS THE GUNSLINGER GRINNED AND SAID "WELL, YOU OLD BAG, YOU'RE GONNA DANCE NOW," AND STARTED SHOOTING AT THE OLD WOMAN'S FEET.
THE OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR -- NOT WANTING TO GET HER TOE BLOWN OFF --STARTED HOPPING AROUND. EVERYBODY WAS LAUGHING. WHEN HIS LAST BULLET HAD BEEN FIRED, THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER, STILL LAUGHING, HOLSTERED HIS GUN AND TURNED AROUND TO GO BACK INTO THE SALOON.
THE OLD WOMAN TURNED TO HER PACK MULE, PULLED OUT A DOUBLE-BARRELED SHOTGUN, AND COCKED BOTH HAMMERS.THE LOUD CLICKS CARRIED CLEARLY THROUGH THE DESERT AIR, AND THE CROWD STOPPED LAUGHING IMMEDIATELY.
THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER HEARD THE SOUNDS, TOO, AND HE TURNED AROUND VERY SLOWLY. THE SILENCE WAS ALMOST DEAFENING. THE CROWD WATCHED AS THE YOUNG GUNMAN STARED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND THE LARGE GAPING HOLES OF THOSE TWIN BARRELS.
THE BARRELS OF THE SHOTGUN NEVER WAVERED IN THE OLD WOMAN'S HANDS, AS SHE QUIETLY SAID, "SON, HAVE YOU EVER KISSED A MULE'S ASS?"
THE GUNSLINGER SWALLOWED HARD AND SAID, "NO M'AM... BUT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO.
THERE ARE FIVE LESSONS HERE FOR ALL OF US:
1 - Never be arrogant.
2 - Don't waste ammunition.
3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.
4 - Always make sure you know who has the power.
5 - Don't mess with old women; they didn't get old by being stupid.
@tk1950 fantastic. Thanks! 😁💜
Her cadence is incredible. She never misses a beat. And she seems so comfortable on stage that she could practically doze off there. That lets her sell the jokes so much harder than the rookies who flinch every time they crack a punchline. I'd love to see more!
She's been doing that a long time.
Fluff my hair so my ass looks smaller..
Ha ha
Give this lady a Netflix special‼️❤
Please 🙌
Yes, please!
Yes!!! 🙌🏽 🙌🏽 🙌🏽
Seriously!!! 🙏
Yessss!
She isn't dying She...She is killing !! You go girl!!
I absolutely lost it when she called everybody little shits. I adore this lady!
My favorite was, “Play with me here Goddammit!!”
“….So I know if shit goes down, I can take him” 🤣
Grandma wildin’
She might be one of the funniest comedians ive seen on this channel. Love her.
hands on.
Hands down!
Watch more
@@Vega.pdf35mm I did, turns out she has been doing standup a long time, some of her best performances of these jokes were in this video.
She’s truly so amazing. Everyone should get to see her live.
I’m 72 years old… I just laughed my fucking ass off!
I'm 74 and I don't know who Harry Stiles is ! Finally someone I can relate to ! ( ps...I have 11 tattoos )
@@nancyjones6949 Me… No tattoos no body piercings. If I did get a tattoo it would probably be a 🐞…Because it’s tiny, and if I hated it I could just put a small 🩹on it.
@@nancyjones6949 hi Nancy hope you’re having a great day
Your names Charlene of course your 72 years old! Love ya sweetheart ❤
I'm 24 and also laughed so hard lmao
HOLY F*** she’s better than like 9/10 comedians out there how??!!
She’s AMAZING
She’s been doing it for over 40 years. She’s a vet!
Shit was funny af😂
Better than 99 out of 100 this century
She's got wisdom the younger comedians just haven't received yet.
@@joshk.6246
Sadly most likely never will
well she didn’t spend the entire time bitching about “wokeness” and pronouns and actually told jokes
She's awesome! "wear it as a hat" killed me flat out.
She's so lovely. I want to hear her keep going for hours😭
I don't think she has that kind of time
She will need naps from time to time.
@@UBERBENZ.....😂
Do some meth.
AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST.
AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, "HEY OLD WOMAN, HAVE YOU EVER DANCED?"
THE OLD WOMAN LOOKED UP AT THE GUNSLINGER AND SAID, "NO,... I NEVER DID DANCE... NEVER REALLY WANTED TO."
A CROWD HAD GATHERED AS THE GUNSLINGER GRINNED AND SAID "WELL, YOU OLD BAG, YOU'RE GONNA DANCE NOW," AND STARTED SHOOTING AT THE OLD WOMAN'S FEET.
THE OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR -- NOT WANTING TO GET HER TOE BLOWN OFF --STARTED HOPPING AROUND. EVERYBODY WAS LAUGHING. WHEN HIS LAST BULLET HAD BEEN FIRED, THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER, STILL LAUGHING, HOLSTERED HIS GUN AND TURNED AROUND TO GO BACK INTO THE SALOON.
THE OLD WOMAN TURNED TO HER PACK MULE, PULLED OUT A DOUBLE-BARRELED SHOTGUN, AND COCKED BOTH HAMMERS.THE LOUD CLICKS CARRIED CLEARLY THROUGH THE DESERT AIR, AND THE CROWD STOPPED LAUGHING IMMEDIATELY.
THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER HEARD THE SOUNDS, TOO, AND HE TURNED AROUND VERY SLOWLY. THE SILENCE WAS ALMOST DEAFENING. THE CROWD WATCHED AS THE YOUNG GUNMAN STARED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND THE LARGE GAPING HOLES OF THOSE TWIN BARRELS.
THE BARRELS OF THE SHOTGUN NEVER WAVERED IN THE OLD WOMAN'S HANDS, AS SHE QUIETLY SAID, "SON, HAVE YOU EVER KISSED A MULE'S ASS?"
THE GUNSLINGER SWALLOWED HARD AND SAID, "NO M'AM... BUT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO.
THERE ARE FIVE LESSONS HERE FOR ALL OF US:
1 - Never be arrogant.
2 - Don't waste ammunition.
3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.
4 - Always make sure you know who has the power.
5 - Don't mess with old women; they didn't get old by being stupid.
She is honestly the funniest comedian I've seen in terms of how unexpected her jokes were and how much I laughed - and I'm hugely engaged in the comedy scene. Legend
Susan routinely crushes every show I’ve seen her on! It takes a professional to be that funny and stay relevant. She can crack anyone at any age. Such a legend!
Her delivery and timing is impeccable!
OMG, about 1.5 years ago, I forget who I went to see as the headliner cause I go to ALOT of stand up shows, but Susan was the opener for them and she was fantastic, so friggin funny that the next day when I was talking to some friends that I didn’t even mention how great the headliner was, I just kept mentioning her and how great she was, havent laughed that hard in a long long while. Glad to see some of her stuff being put out there for everyone else, she is a treasure for sure!
Just discovered her. She's hilarious! Most I've ever laughed at a comic. Adorable.
so refreshing to see someone with that much life experience getting up on stage and giving laughs!!
“I’m not paying off one more student loan.” 😂 (chiefs kiss)
I dont get it!!! 😂
Chef's**
@@Livefreeordie-182I think she doesn’t want to be a sugar mama and pay for another young persons student loans 😅😂😂
@@Livefreeordie-182she's paying off the student loans of the younger guys she's banging 😂
Such a perfect joke!
This lady is amazing. She literally didn't miss. Just crushed it for 11 minutes straight
I was so sad when it was over !!
Susan Rice is refreshingly funny AF!!! Loved her!
Such an honor, I heard she was performing at the Ford's Theatre just before Lincolns assassination!
She don’t pop a Molly she pop a Mildred
She killed that night
I heard she was McDonald's first client, and suggested the McFlurry.
That flew by my head, Lincoln is Kennedy is Keller is Frank
Now this was funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm a senior and I support this message!😂 I love this lady! 😂💙
"I got tongue depressors for my tomato plants"
Not Nana giving me ideas 😅
I just laughed so hard! PLEASE MORE OF HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She’s a hoot! I loved her entire set especially the final punchline.
What did the last one mean
@@Kj_002 Hospital gowns are typically open in the back, so she's mooning the Jehovah's Witnesses at her door. LOL!
The was the best loved!!
i shared this video with my sister then texted "she's a hoot"... great minds
She's a quick witted spitfire! Absolutely hilarious! 😂😂😂
Susan is the best. She has been killing for years! I’m so happy that she is finally getting the exposure she deserves.
And she doesn’t even need the hospital gown to do it
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HER!!!!!!!!
She’s a riot!!!
Wow. I mean, wow. The tattoo bit?!? Brilliant. What a great joke writer!!! Old lady goals.
I wish I had a grandma like her I would laugh for days cause of her😂
I think more than half the audience does not know you cannot jump start a car with a bad starter. This lady knows what’s up. 😂
Yeah,he probably intended to use that jumper for something else more sinister. Glad she was confident and bold enough to take him,if anything jumped off. 😅😅😅
I can swear that I have in the past a few times before eventually getting a new starter
Ha ha ha, that’s what she meant when she said “you little shits, I’ve done stuff” aka, I know you can’t jumpstart a car with a bad starter.
Well. If you are going down hill it might work. No need for cables though.At least old VWs and some others would. Didn't know about now though
I really am glad I found this. UA-cam knows I'm aging I guess😂
In case you ever get stranded Jumping a bad starter requires using a screwdriver or any conductor and touching the 2 posts on the starter bypassing the internal solenoid which is what usually causes starters to go bad
I had to watch that twice. She is so funny.
Imagine having her as your grandmother. Love her!! ❤😂
Am still laughing alone in a restaurant in Madrid....thank you!!! Made my year!!! Am 78.
She’s a Portland legend! Need more Susan in the comedy world
Oregon or Maine?
OMG this lady is the funniest person I've heard in a LONG time!!
Thank you for introducing me to this comedian! She is so uplifting, and is clearly having a good time up there herself. ❤ Susan Rice is good medicine.
I truly laughed so hard, I cried. Best comedienne, ever!
I say this with love and respect, I love old broads!!!
Ones named Blanche with a smokers cough?
So corny to say.
@@prilljazzatlanta5070Thelma would suffice, but the cough is a requirement 😂
@@daymoncleveland0622 Lol. I was referencing a Tracy Morgan bit but Thelma is a great name!
"Hey, what does your tattoo say?"
"It says FASTER!!"😂
I love this woman
The joke about the neck hair,, tying them off to support the “puppies”,,, SO FUNNY!!!!😂😂😂
Priceless!!! As another old bag it's wonderful to see someone who isn't afraid to be herself. Luv ya girl!!
I haven't laughed this hard in a LONG time 😂😂
"I got tongue depressers for my tomato plants" 😂
But, she painted those long Q- tips for Christmas! 🎅🏻 🙊🤦🏼♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You make me laugh every time I see you on TV. You're amazing. Thank you!
OMG, THIS LADY HAS ME IN THIS WAITING ROOM CRACKING UP WITH TEARS. I COULDN'T CONTAIN IT. SHE'S GAINED A FAN.
She is a scream! Hilarious!!
Wow! Literally just discovered her today and she is amazing! What a personality. Thanks algorithm!
Her whole outfit top to bottom is 🔥worth 3.5 hrs of prep. Goddamn Susan is a hoot. I really wish I was there in person to witness this live!
I just love all these unknown comedians on this channel and they're all so much funnier than the big name ones because you don't already know what their jokes are going to be.
You're finally growing up. That's the same with ANYTHING WITH A BIG NAME. Just bc it's popular, has a backing, and PUSHED on you, doesn't make it any better, funnier, healthier, it's JUST POPULAR, and what you're USED TO. But as most ppl get older, they figure out the things that they ACTUALLY LIKE, n become more aware of them selves vs the Media vs world
Oh my!!! I love her!!! First time seeing her, as a 69 year old, rock on..
Holy cow she is absolutely HILARIOUS! She is so fantastic, thank you for sharing her brilliance here were we can all enjoy it
Omg I’m obsessed with her 😂😂😂 what a funny lady !
That screaming for cake bit caught me off guard 😂😂 snorted mid hit
I love this sweet lady, God bless her!
Susan’s a legend, glad more people are being introduced to her!
Just found her.............hilarious,, love her.
She's a gem😂
Where has this gem been hiding? She’s funny as hell! 😂
WE NEED MORE OF THIS! MORE representation of different folks in comedy YES 🎉
I love her! She freakin hilarious! I love her bad mouth gramma jokes 😂😂
She fricking kill this set! Knocked it out the park!
what an absolute legend, every joke hit, I can't wait to see more of her.
She is a gem! We need more people in the world like this. Hilarious!
It’s been a long time since I laughed as much as I did watching this. A+, and more importantly…thank you.
Where has this woman been my whole life!? She’s genuinely so fucking funny I haven’t laughed like this in ages 😂
I lover her. It's so refreshing to hear from an older generation. She is hilarious! 😂
is anyone could to mention her FANTASTIC OUTFIT? so coordinated, I love her style!!
Her outfit is absolutely amazing! Fashion icon!
That was gr8! Reminded me of a grandma now passed. I hope this woman keeps on headed to the top, she deserves it! I haven't lol that hard in a very long time!
Susan Rice radiates the energies of every Midwestern grandmother all at once! ❤ What a fabulous show! ✨️
Omg i loved her. Need more of her
I never usually like stand up, but she has excellent stage presence that I’ve had a genuine laugh from this!
Omg this lady is gold!!! And funnier than most younger comedians 😄
I haven't laughed this hard in awhile! 😂😂😂
She is hilarious 😂
Oh shit! I hadn't heard of Susan until this set. Thank you Susan and Don't Tell Comedy 😂😂😂
Suzanne, you are a real genius! I haven’t seen comedy like this in years❤
I'm smiling ear to ear. That was one of the best sets I've seen in a while. Refreshing!
Shes hilarious! I've never laughed this much😂 through out the whole show!😂
I’ve never laughed out loud this much before 🤣
I ❤ her! She’s hilarious! 🤩
Standing ovation for Ms. Susan! 👏🏽👏🏽🙌🏽🤞🏽🙏🏽💯🔥
Standing ovaries!
LOVE LOVE LOVE her comedy, she is such a funny lady. Haven't heard this comedy in a long time, the funnies. Blessings momma
😂😂I just caught up on 7 Don't Tell videos, and I swear Susan Rice was the funniest. She had me laughing the whole set. She's adorable and really funny😅😂
New favorite comedian. Oh my God she had me actually crying tears of laughter.
Treads the line of annoyed and amazed hilariously. Awesome set.
She’s so good. I’m laughing so hard
The lady is crazy 🤣 so funny
This woman is a menace and I LOVE IT
Grammas might not rule the world, but this Bubele' rules whatever part of the world she's in! 👑 😂👍
English is not my language, I catched maybe 1/3 of what she said and, still, I'm in tears. Making someone laugh in a bad day is such a gift to share. Thank you, amazing lady ❤
Ohhh man!.. what a treat that was!!!👏🏾👏🏾You just love to hang out with someone like that. I would've loved to have grandparents like that growing up. Full of wisdom full of jokes and full of ish😂😂
Omgggg she was HILLARIOUS i love herrrr
OMG 😂😂😂😂 she is literally a scream!!! Fantastic
Man she reminds me of my grandma 😁 she had a mouth like a sailor and was very quick. I sure miss her.
This was a great set ❤❤
😊she is amazing and has great transitions and timing
People's comments seem to indicate they are surprised a woman this age is funny. Betty White was still working into her 90's. Carol Bernett worked until an old age. There are quite a few examples of women being funny. Just because our bodies start wearing out, does not mean our brains nor life experience is irrelevant.
Don’t forget Lucille Ball, she worked into her 70s
Carol is still working
I’m so happily stunned by her amazing performance. Genuine unique legend.
OH MY GOSH….. SHE IS A FREAKING RIOT!!!!! Total honesty and just being herself is the best act a comic can do!!!! This one needs a show of her own!
She'd been perfect for another golden girl's sitcome..anyone else?
Roseanne Baah?
Hell yeah!
Maybe we can get Susan St James and Jane Curtain to unretire along with this Susan and Goldie Hawn.
@@mohenn22smith27 Sally Fields too. Jane Fonda and Lilly Tomlin are pretty good like that.