I can tell you that while I was in, being a happily married man that refused to cheat on his wife, brought out ALL the swamp donkeys. There's no greater turn-on to a woman than unavailability.
When I was in Iraq I could hear the wedding rings hitting the floor. On the contractor side, we called it desert fever, and we were actually warned about it before being sent over.
Yup. Did an IRR tour and wedding rings were irrelevant. The married dudes were settling in with the privates. Didn't have the highest respect for them.
I know this confusion. I went to pistol quals as a Corporal with a female Gunny and SSgt as my target mates. The Gunny looked just like the blonde female werewolf from The Howling 2 movie. She was freaking hot and smoked and joked like no other WM I'd ever met. We ended up becoming PT buddies. Let's just say that she was a very, very, very confident older woman (and SNCO) who knew what she liked.
After Active Duty, I joined the Army National Guard and we had a prior Marine E6 who constantly made his guys call him Staff Sergeant. In the Army, E5-E8 is just called Sergeant (except a 1SG). I was an E5 at the time so I purposely called him Sergeant in front of everyone just to piss him off. What a dbag!
It do be like that for females. A lot of guys want you to help them cheat. Or if you put up boundaries they terrorize you. Some just want a female perspective though.
I would sign for 6 years if I could be with this Gunny Thanks for the likes. I am Lcpl of the marine corps and wanna get out of here asap🙄 I hope this is gonna be a good life advice to y'all if you thinking about to sign up
Yeah. Character development. She used to be a cheater and a homer wrecked in earlier episodes. But then she lost some friends and really hurt an ex-lover, so she seems to have improved her ways.
One of the training LTs was surprisingly friendly and we kinda vibed. She told me she’d like to see in her office more often and I replied with I’ll make sure to get into trouble to swing by lol I never saw her ever again lol
@@rileyfreeman7122 no brother female Marines formerly known as WMs. We still called them WMs while I was in from 96-04 but many of them complained that it was sexist so the term wookie cane about. OoRah! 🇺🇲✌️
@@dylanrutan100 hahahahaha that cadence running song comes to mind, " they say in the Marine Corp the girls are mighty fine, they look like Phyllis Diller and walk like Frankenstein! UA I wanna go! But they won't let me go!" 🎶 🎵 🎶
I would have joined the military in a heartbeat had I known this type of scenario was even a remote possibility. Me and this particular gunny would have gotten along swimmingly.
@@Art_Vandalay97 I mean I wouldn't even say "almost" I would say whatever the odds r of this type of scenario happening would be about the same odds of me joining.
As soon as she said gunny or gunnery sergeant a red flag was raised. The marines might be the strictest of rank but also in tradition. What puts you above a title (gunny) that the greatest marines in history proudly went by. I think the fact that there are really only two enlisted ranks that rate using a nickname in official settings actually elevates those ranks.
I never understood why they would insist on being called “Gunnery Sergeant.” GySgt Basilone went by Gunny, and no one gets to take themselves more seriously than John Basilone
When PFC Jobin came in, I kept thinking “He’s gonna be gay, he’s gonna be gay, he’s gonna be gay…” And then whenever he said, “Actually Gunny, I’m gay.” I CHEERED. Gotta love being right. She thought things were really gonna be going her way… and then she just starts crying 🤣🤣🤣
@@moore2077 Well not really it actually isnt a target group at all and lowers numbers and slippery slope is real sure theres normal ads for now but eventually they will push the bridge further also you got the acronym wrong
@@issstari954 Yes it is a targeted group. Yes there are "normal" advertisements for the Army, Navy, Marines, and Air Force. You can spell "LGBTQ" in any way, it isn't a name, but a list. It's not a slippery slop for the DoD to push for inclusivity in the branches with various ads for different groups. It makes us stronger as a standing military because there are different and accepted backgrounds, thus differing experiences to bring to the table and so on. Edit: here is the US Army's latest "normal" or "general population" commercial: ua-cam.com/video/4KPBUdRufOE/v-deo.html
@@moore2077 It absolutely is a slippery slope to push for inclusivity and diversity as thats not what you should ever be pushing for and teenage girls with two female parents isnt a target demographic and no it dosent if anything ads like emma are propaganda wins for foreign nations that are hostile to the US Inclusivity and diversity are fucking retarded productivity efficiency are all that matters
I had something similar in the USAF with a O-3 who was my XO and me being a lowly E-4 SRA. She preyed on Guys who were not the Top Tier Tom Cruise/Brat Pitt look , but more down to earth lads who were more 'Vulnerable' . She knew her targets & landscape very, very well. I was short when she tried to press into me so I just ducked my head , got my Honorable Discharge and never looked back.
Had a married First Sergeant with 18 years in who got caught shagging a couple of female E2s who worked in the orderly room. Dishonorable Discharge (bye bye retirement) Forfeiture of all pay and allowances, reduction in rank to lowest enlisted rank , Confinement in the Post Stockade. His wife dumped him. All for a piece of ass
@@coyoteblue9733 That's thing all these guys saying they would go for it don't understand. That short term satisfaction can leave you with long term regret, even if you use a condom. The consequences of your actions can have long lasting effects. Using your head to think with is important in such situations.
MEPS in Chicago was such a warm conversation... it was December 1988 and I still remember her so clearly... She was so awesome and beautiful... LOL... did not have that experience again...
I had this gunny from Louisiana and she had this sweet southern drawl and one time she showed up to the pft in pig tails and man oh man was young impressionable me in love
@@swingnamiss8130 She had it out for one of the guys in my platoon and damn it was hilarious whenever she steeped on deck and looked for him specifically story time After our first class of MCMAP this guy ( for story reference just gonna call him Rusty ) called her a sir and she was like "do I look like a sir" and then Rusty said "no lady" and every drill instructor in the company surrounded him like a bunch of savage animals and ever since then everyone had it out for him
@@swingnamiss8130 Well she did mess around with him a lot one time in the chow hall she dead ass said "i know im cute Rusty that doesn't mean you can look at me" sadly this story has a sad ending as he ended up getting dropped up north because he kept giving attitude to the drill instructors and supposedly according to rumor he is now admin stepped after MCT
@@ayron419 it is for anybody in power. It's the nature of the beast. Ibe known cheifs and and the like both male and female to do it. Had a female MAC fucking her second class and getting him promoted to first, had a DCC Her a junior sailor pregnant, she got out, then they immediately posted their wedding pics 😂. Yes, it happens FOR SURE
"Actually, I'm gay." I burst out laughing, in a good way. We've come a long way since "Don't ask, Don't tell". And that's good. I'm retired USAF. I'm so glad troops can say that out loud and still serve in my military.
Ha Ha! This is great. I was in the ARMY, combat arms. Females anywhere on posts or deployments were few and far between. The ones that were around were called "queen for a year" because no matter how horrible they looked, they got plenty of attention. I had standards to uphold and never went after them. There was an E5 I met as the NCOIC for the ADVON teams that showed up from all the different units. She was 5'6", 115 lbs, smokin hot brunette, maybe 23-24 years old. By far the hottest female soldier I ever saw. Unfortunately, we only reported to her early and worked the rest of the day without seeing her again... never got to even chat with her. I would have fraternized the hell out of her if I could (I was an E2 at the time lol). One of the few women I've encountered in my life that were irresistible. Oh well.... I did find an equally impressive woman some years later and we've been married 14 years. She wasn't in the service.
As someone who went around a lot of units doing some predeployment training and readiness stuff, i really saw both horror stories regarding females in service. One reason i was glad i was infantry, back when it was men only, none of that barracks drama like that. We just had stupid frat like bullshit sometimes 😆 just more booze and looser women 😆.
You dont get it unless you already graduated and they dont got a school spot left and you're in limbo at lackland. Even then its only during the duty day. You get 1 phone call every 2 weeks though usually during.
1:50 I get it so it's going to be one of those three guys go into Gunny's office office jokes. So next she'll be telling me the next one's going to be married because she wasn't specific and then third one's going to be gay because she's only focusing on the immediate versus asking all the right questions from the get-go
What I like is how VetTv will start off with something comical but then they throw in real scenarios and issues in between it all (dudes not respecting her rank while being creepy and shit. Lowkey like she was being in the beginning.)
Well, Gunny does have a point. You do not say "present and accounted for with the exception of... " It's a contradiction. Aside from that, the thirst in this one is probably insatiable.
My 1st sgt wasn’t quite this outgoing but she thought it was cute I called her Ma’am . She liked I was a Kentucky boy, she was from a ranch in Kentucky.
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What type of sick 😷 shit is this
Reality star
Brilliant
That was kinda weird at the end
This shit funny both the gunny n the other bunny
wow gotta give it to her she's remarkably respectful of their relationship boundaries
She’s a barracks bunny, not a home wrecker 💀
Ya know, that's a wonderful takeaway. Really seeing the positive. Love it.
Of coarse, you can get ninja punched for adultery regardless if you are the married one or if you are sleeping with a married one.
@@mithicash1444 that’s somewhat reassuring 😂
that's a very rare trait for a senior NCO
love how shes swiping on her phone as if she's on tinder while shes waiting for the next one to walk in. hahaha
She was, almost 100% probably
a Real professional
I can tell you that while I was in, being a happily married man that refused to cheat on his wife, brought out ALL the swamp donkeys. There's no greater turn-on to a woman than unavailability.
Lmaooo swamp donkeys. That’s a good one 😂😂
is that the term for a reverse jody or something lmao
It’s sad how true that is. It’s the same for men too. Being Married has only made the chasers worse.
Gonna use this when I go
Thank you my brother
Swamp-donkeys. I'm adding that to my vocabulary. Btw, USARMY here.
When I was in Iraq I could hear the wedding rings hitting the floor. On the contractor side, we called it desert fever, and we were actually warned about it before being sent over.
Yup.
Did an IRR tour and wedding rings were irrelevant.
The married dudes were settling in with the privates.
Didn't have the highest respect for them.
That's was the last thing that was in my mind lol.
Gunny was starving to be bent over that desk in an open door policy
Poor gunny needs a release.
Broke down shotgun style and have that bore punched.
@@paulmood308 yooo, what the fuck.
She wanted a special type of oil ;))
Lollllll
Hey it's amazing to see Kristen here. Glad to see her on Content Machine and it's great to see her here too.
Which one is Kristen?
@@menachem2521 The lady on the 2nd half of the vid
I know this confusion. I went to pistol quals as a Corporal with a female Gunny and SSgt as my target mates. The Gunny looked just like the blonde female werewolf from The Howling 2 movie. She was freaking hot and smoked and joked like no other WM I'd ever met. We ended up becoming PT buddies. Let's just say that she was a very, very, very confident older woman (and SNCO) who knew what she liked.
You deserve a medal my good sir!
You lucky dude
This man deserves the highest medal 🏅
@@Sniperkiller051 Medal of Honor 👍🏻😂
fucking sigma male here
Man, her optimism renewal with each new recruit is quite inspiring before she gets shot down *lol*
"actually gunny i'm gay" holy shit I almost died from lack of oxygen
The way she tries to cop a feel was what killed me 😂
Literally nothing funny. Get a life
@@billybilly1284 This channel is for people who need a way to get humor people like YOU do not indulge in. So why are you here?
i knew it was coming and i still cracked up
same here, that was funny and dark
“Is it Gunny or Gunnery Sergeant.”
We all met at least one.
After Active Duty, I joined the Army National Guard and we had a prior Marine E6 who constantly made his guys call him Staff Sergeant. In the Army, E5-E8 is just called Sergeant (except a 1SG). I was an E5 at the time so I purposely called him Sergeant in front of everyone just to piss him off. What a dbag!
Gunny deserves a golden globes
I f-ing died when the last private told her he was gay and she started crying, I’m pretty sure my neighbors even heard me
She already has them…under that top…
Golden probes.
A pearl necklace?
a pair?
Poor Johnson. She just wants to be left alone to do whatever she’s doing on her computer and the boys keep bugging her.
I know they wanted to bang her and she was fuck no get out 😅
It do be like that for females. A lot of guys want you to help them cheat. Or if you put up boundaries they terrorize you. Some just want a female perspective though.
I guess if she was open about being gay it would have been less of an issue
@jonathanbaker4361 Maybe she does not want her co workers to know she is gay. It is the same thing in a civilian workplace.
@@bermanmo6237it's the Marines most of the women who join are lesbians
I would sign for 6 years if I could be with this Gunny
Thanks for the likes.
I am Lcpl of the marine corps and wanna get out of here asap🙄
I hope this is gonna be a good life advice to y'all if you thinking about to sign up
Count me in. And I'm a civvie my man.
Roll the dice and you might get lucky, just lower your standards
Ffs man don’t let the retention NCOs hear you say that
How do u watch this for six years and it just came out this is seriously the greatest sitcom ever and im not even in the military
Bf white markwhalberg is trying to hit on the latina
she's such a great woman. Doesn't want to be a homewrecker
Yeah. Character development. She used to be a cheater and a homer wrecked in earlier episodes. But then she lost some friends and really hurt an ex-lover, so she seems to have improved her ways.
At least she got consistent in asking about relationships before she got up from the seat.
Exactly
We're sorta stupid but we figure things out eventually 🤣
Right? By guy number three she asked about relationships out the gate.
🤮
"The word fuck boy should be synonymous with Marine" Lol
Truer words have never been said
The icon of Mattis in the office just made me smile. Just one of those nice little details. Rah.
Swiping on Tinder in between boots is a subtle but hilarious touch
I was inprocessed by a female NCO at my first unit too. Loved it!
i bet you did lmao XD
I gor yoked up by the E 4 mafia my first week in
Yoo same 😂
@@rusty7984 What did they do Thomas???
@@carlinbrumback8931 yes Thomas, what did they do?
One of the training LTs was surprisingly friendly and we kinda vibed. She told me she’d like to see in her office more often and I replied with I’ll make sure to get into trouble to swing by lol I never saw her ever again lol
I don't remember this being included in the benefits list lol
Lmaoooo😂😂😂😂😂
I lost it when the lieutenant came in and opened up to johnson
Gunny kills me. She just so predatory. I love it.
Grrrrrr!
She sold that shit. Her eyes said it all.
Shit, I love women that don't mind being predatory. They get it, ditch the bs and come at what you want.
@@ScottAndScarlettsDarkHumor reverse those roles and its gonna be a problem
That's so disgusting!
I love it! ❤️
Vet TV is legendary never felt like it went too far. It goes where it need a to and done with class. Always laughs
I needed this Gunnery Sgt while I was in. But there wasn't any infantry wookies while I was in. 😔
I’ve never heard them be called Wookies before but I am just going to assume you mean... warrant officers
@@rileyfreeman7122 no brother female Marines formerly known as WMs. We still called them WMs while I was in from 96-04 but many of them complained that it was sexist so the term wookie cane about. OoRah! 🇺🇲✌️
@@jodisancho3807 yeah stop referring to the Wookies as WMs it’s insensitive 😂😂😂
@@dylanrutan100 hahahahaha that cadence running song comes to mind, " they say in the Marine Corp the girls are mighty fine, they look like Phyllis Diller and walk like Frankenstein! UA I wanna go! But they won't let me go!" 🎶 🎵 🎶
@@jodisancho3807 an if they forget to shave it’s Bush Wookiee’s 😂👍🏻
I had a female DI get in trouble because one of my squad mates was apparently the heir to “HoneyWell” and she couldn’t help herself
LMAOOO
What is HoneyWell?
@@AxeBearWhoCares it’s a massive international tech/defense company
@@citizenpunx huh
Tight! Quarterdeck. Ready? Move!
Zero! HoneyWell. Ready? Move!
I would have joined the military in a heartbeat had I known this type of scenario was even a remote possibility. Me and this particular gunny would have gotten along swimmingly.
Thank you for your service for almost joining
@@Art_Vandalay97 I mean I wouldn't even say "almost" I would say whatever the odds r of this type of scenario happening would be about the same odds of me joining.
@@xnickox55 hahahahahahaha
These situations are extremely rare.
@@theronbassett5505 but ur keeping the dream alive saying that it does happen..
She's so calm yet predatory, it's so jarring and uncomfortable
For real. It's actually kind of hard to watch 🤣🤣🤣
@@jaybird0312 Fair but, I got hard watching
@@Tommy92gunnerme too
@@Tommy92gunneroh god😰
Yeah, that's the point. She wants to go past your defenses.
That is what I call desperation.
Thats good its puzzy
“The cheapest ones end up being the ones you pay for”
Once at a barracks party a wook showed up and all 18 guys were trying to get with her lol
👍🏻🤣
Cool story bro
Pics or it didn't happen
thats every single barracks party in the barracks since the marines started killing badies
What's a wook?
Felt like I was in a SHARP brief. I'm going to go ahead and mark SHARP off on my DTMS.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
For the win
"My mother was a liberian."
Tell me I'm not the only one who caught that 😆
I don’t get it
@@flex0ffender Maybe he thinks bring mixed race black means you have to be dark skinned.
@@flex0ffender her job is actually pronounced Librarian. For having an intellectual for a parent, he couldn't even pronounce her job correctly.
@@rab46290 Yea and that’s actually how people
from Philly and New York pronounce it. Especially Italians.
@@rab46290 And he said that he was from Queens NY.....soooooo
I had a Chief like this in the Navy. Mean to everyone except a couple guys who worked under her that she was trying to bang. Retribution was real.
Bruh poor Johnson 😂I feel so bad for her
When she first said why, why Marine corps?
It’s like they were coming in for interviews
“You’re GAY?”
“Of course, I’m gay, Gunny. I’m a Marine.”
“Actually gunny I’m gay” 😂😂
IRL she would have made his life miserable for saying "good morning ma'am" lol
As soon as she said gunny or gunnery sergeant a red flag was raised. The marines might be the strictest of rank but also in tradition. What puts you above a title (gunny) that the greatest marines in history proudly went by. I think the fact that there are really only two enlisted ranks that rate using a nickname in official settings actually elevates those ranks.
Master Gunz sounds the coolest
I never understood why they would insist on being called “Gunnery Sergeant.” GySgt Basilone went by Gunny, and no one gets to take themselves more seriously than John Basilone
Army's equivalent is Sergeant First Class/ "smoke".
You also call a Master Sergeant, “Top”
@@TheGominabear First Sergeants are called "Top" not Master Sergeants even though their both E-8's.
When PFC Jobin came in, I kept thinking “He’s gonna be gay, he’s gonna be gay, he’s gonna be gay…” And then whenever he said, “Actually Gunny, I’m gay.” I CHEERED. Gotta love being right. She thought things were really gonna be going her way… and then she just starts crying 🤣🤣🤣
I’m a civilian and if this isn’t good propaganda to join idk what is….give me 8 years if I can have this gunny
@Prdgmshft That's literally targeted advertisement for LGTBQ people. There are plenty of "normal" branch advertisements out there.
It's a trap
@@moore2077 Well not really it actually isnt a target group at all and lowers numbers and slippery slope is real sure theres normal ads for now but eventually they will push the bridge further also you got the acronym wrong
@@issstari954 Yes it is a targeted group. Yes there are "normal" advertisements for the Army, Navy, Marines, and Air Force. You can spell "LGBTQ" in any way, it isn't a name, but a list. It's not a slippery slop for the DoD to push for inclusivity in the branches with various ads for different groups. It makes us stronger as a standing military because there are different and accepted backgrounds, thus differing experiences to bring to the table and so on.
Edit: here is the US Army's latest "normal" or "general population" commercial: ua-cam.com/video/4KPBUdRufOE/v-deo.html
@@moore2077 It absolutely is a slippery slope to push for inclusivity and diversity as thats not what you should ever be pushing for and teenage girls with two female parents isnt a target demographic and no it dosent if anything ads like emma are propaganda wins for foreign nations that are hostile to the US Inclusivity and diversity are fucking retarded productivity efficiency are all that matters
I had something similar in the USAF with a O-3 who was my XO and me being a lowly E-4 SRA. She preyed on Guys who were not the Top Tier Tom Cruise/Brat Pitt look , but more down to earth lads who were more 'Vulnerable' . She knew her targets & landscape very, very well. I was short when she tried to press into me so I just ducked my head , got my Honorable Discharge and never looked back.
a predator
Damn. That's a tough position to be in. Glad ya made it out ok boss.
Had a married First Sergeant with 18 years in who got caught shagging a couple of female E2s who worked in the orderly room.
Dishonorable Discharge (bye bye retirement) Forfeiture of all pay and allowances, reduction in rank to lowest enlisted rank , Confinement in the Post Stockade.
His wife dumped him.
All for a piece of ass
@@coyoteblue9733idk if this is common or stereotyped often but I swear almost all of the orderly rooms is mostly females.
@@coyoteblue9733 That's thing all these guys saying they would go for it don't understand. That short term satisfaction can leave you with long term regret, even if you use a condom. The consequences of your actions can have long lasting effects. Using your head to think with is important in such situations.
MEPS in Chicago was such a warm conversation...
it was December 1988 and I still remember her so clearly...
She was so awesome and beautiful...
LOL... did not have that experience again...
I had this gunny from Louisiana and she had this sweet southern drawl and one time she showed up to the pft in pig tails and man oh man was young impressionable me in love
Holy fuck this would be a total mind fuck if anyone had to deal with something like this. I know I would have been in a lot more trouble lol 😂
Sadly it is what plenty of servicemembers have to deal with in real life.
no step on snake had me dead, some kid has that patch lol
Ive got the skivvy lmao
Generally it's the male gunnys I've never had a hawt female gunny do this 😆
My boot camp company had a female chief drill instructor she was a gunnery sergeant and bomb af
@@rusty7984 really? Fun IT I betv
@@swingnamiss8130
She had it out for one of the guys in my platoon and damn it was hilarious whenever she steeped on deck and looked for him specifically story time
After our first class of MCMAP this guy ( for story reference just gonna call him Rusty ) called her a sir and she was like "do I look like a sir" and then Rusty said "no lady" and every drill instructor in the company surrounded him like a bunch of savage animals and ever since then everyone had it out for him
@@rusty7984 that’s hilarious. I wonder if she had a certain feel for him 😂. That being said, I’m sure he was jacked after all that
@@swingnamiss8130
Well she did mess around with him a lot one time in the chow hall she dead ass said "i know im cute Rusty that doesn't mean you can look at me" sadly this story has a sad ending as he ended up getting dropped up north because he kept giving attitude to the drill instructors and supposedly according to rumor he is now admin stepped after MCT
Never did I think I’d see the Content Machine chick in an old Vet TV episode 😂
Very accurate on what women do and have power over men and can just pick and chose what they want
Yeah but think how creepy and uncomfortable it can be tho
I like how you're saying this as though this is reality
@@ayron419 it is lmao
@@Xavieus they don't have some wild power. Men choose to be dictated by women in whatever neckbeard incel scenario you're thinking of.
@@ayron419 it is for anybody in power. It's the nature of the beast. Ibe known cheifs and and the like both male and female to do it. Had a female MAC fucking her second class and getting him promoted to first, had a DCC Her a junior sailor pregnant, she got out, then they immediately posted their wedding pics 😂. Yes, it happens FOR SURE
hillarious she just breaks down and needs a hug
It's pretty similar to a lot of the sexual harassment complaints we used to see in the Pentagon. Only the gender is reversed. Disturbing either way.
I don’t know what I’m watching bc I just stumbled onto it, but Gunny bursting into tears after he said he was gay gave a hearty laugh. Thanks.
The drifting right hand trying for the cheek grab
She cute but like, I hope I don't have to deal with someone like her... she scary.
I’m fine with any decent looking SNCO. I’m going in as an E2, so I legit will be fresh meat 👁👄👁
@@IffyEdem Hehe careful brother, I'm actually shipping out to MCBT rn
Best advice any young man going into the military could receive. Don't mess with military women! Just don't.
@@camerongunn7906 i cant resist
@@worlore1651 Same here something about a woman who can kick-ass is just attractive to me
"You don't have a problem with this do you?"
"Ahem. It would make it more exciting if I pretended I had a problem, wouldn't it, Hunnery Sergeant?"
Who remembers the admin female Corporal of SOI west coast in 08-09??
thats the content machine girl
omfg i am just rolling, so glad to be outside the fire for once.
Hahaha, I have never been in the military, a stroke stopped that dream for me when I was 10, but this was fucking great.
"Actually, I'm gay." I burst out laughing, in a good way. We've come a long way since "Don't ask, Don't tell". And that's good. I'm retired USAF. I'm so glad troops can say that out loud and still serve in my military.
Not even a vet and when he said "actually gunny im gay" i lost it lmfao. This has to be one of the best military comedy sketches i've seen lol
That’s how you spell down bad 🤣🤣
OMFG Rachel Alig I have never laughed so fucking hard, you are hilarious 😂❤️
"Report to your squad leader right God damn now." LOL The ass grab 🤣
If they got female sgt like that I would joined today
Ha Ha! This is great. I was in the ARMY, combat arms. Females anywhere on posts or deployments were few and far between. The ones that were around were called "queen for a year" because no matter how horrible they looked, they got plenty of attention. I had standards to uphold and never went after them. There was an E5 I met as the NCOIC for the ADVON teams that showed up from all the different units. She was 5'6", 115 lbs, smokin hot brunette, maybe 23-24 years old. By far the hottest female soldier I ever saw. Unfortunately, we only reported to her early and worked the rest of the day without seeing her again... never got to even chat with her. I would have fraternized the hell out of her if I could (I was an E2 at the time lol). One of the few women I've encountered in my life that were irresistible. Oh well.... I did find an equally impressive woman some years later and we've been married 14 years. She wasn't in the service.
Gold👍👍 I'd love to march into this unit😍
LOL love the finishing touch of Johnson getting a date with Gunny hahaha
I swear I wish my NCOS where like this
When she started crying after the “Im gay” I lost it😂
As someone who went around a lot of units doing some predeployment training and readiness stuff, i really saw both horror stories regarding females in service. One reason i was glad i was infantry, back when it was men only, none of that barracks drama like that. We just had stupid frat like bullshit sometimes 😆 just more booze and looser women 😆.
Facts
That first scene was shaping up to be a really hot movie.
I’m trying to get preyed on once I finish Airforce basic training 😂😂
How tf you got your phone at basic?
@@Dandan-vf9kr They let you have it at army basic as well
Smdhmdh
You dont get it unless you already graduated and they dont got a school spot left and you're in limbo at lackland. Even then its only during the duty day. You get 1 phone call every 2 weeks though usually during.
@@josephchavez1489 That's Weak!
I just feel sorry for the second girl, she reminds me of all the girls I was friends with in college that followed the straight and narrow.
i love your writers. keep up the good work.
I feel so bad for gunny all she wanted was a hormone sandwich
Don't you mean whoremoan? Haha.
This is so realistic
Is it really this bad? Are jodys still a massive problem
She has a fucking portrait of General Mattis in her office. Fucking love it.
1:50 I get it so it's going to be one of those three guys go into Gunny's office office jokes.
So next she'll be telling me the next one's going to be married because she wasn't specific and then third one's going to be gay because she's only focusing on the immediate versus asking all the right questions from the get-go
What I like is how VetTv will start off with something comical but then they throw in real scenarios and issues in between it all (dudes not respecting her rank while being creepy and shit. Lowkey like she was being in the beginning.)
Cause that totally doesn't happen in other work places
@@Trooper_Logan_Hdid anyone say that?
@@pepebeezon772 he edited it said something like only in the US or something.
They need a mos for this
Sgt. Johnson is my favorite actress at content machine!
Bruh no cap Johnson is fine as hell.
Well, Gunny does have a point. You do not say "present and accounted for with the exception of... " It's a contradiction.
Aside from that, the thirst in this one is probably insatiable.
The way she just gives up and starts crying when the last boot says he's gay is just hilarious.
My 1st sgt wasn’t quite this outgoing but she thought it was cute I called her Ma’am . She liked I was a Kentucky boy, she was from a ranch in Kentucky.
"You should just talk it out, like adults"
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This skit was freaking outstanding!
I'd let her harass me any way she wants. 🤣 18 years of child support 🤯
Lol the gunny killed me! Is she an actual actress? I mean they all are actors but she killed it!
gunny freaking scares me lmao
This is a perfect exemple of the buddy system at its best......
Just itching to abuse her power, but can't find an opening 😂😂😂
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This is awesome! That poor Gunnery Sargent.🤣👍
Met an LT like that once. She apparently didn't sleep with the guys in her unit but slept with half the guys in Motor T. Shit was crazy
😂😂
Marine recruitment rates after this:📈📈📈
Oh my gosh! This is hilarious! Keep up the great work! :)
That last part was such a long joke and the payoff was genius LMAO
Ah Christ, after all the SHARP stuff I learned about, this is making my skin crawl.